Which countries national animal(s) would win in a fight?
List of countries national animal(s)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals
Kangaroo + Emu combo would obviously win btw.
For some fucking reason our's is a Lion so I guess a Lion would fuck up a Kangaroo and an Emu?
>>77216527
National animal =/= the animal on the flag, You silly.
Where the fuck is mine?
>>77215976
Not politics.
>>77216839
it's the squirrel.
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>>77215976
What the fuck? I always thought it was our based golden eagle not a fucking gay ass chiuaua.
>we have a horse
wat
>>77215976
Obviously Sweden. Their national animal is the bull, and nigs are savage, vicious, and know how to use guns
>>77215976
Well good job there Bruce, the Poo in the loo's have a fucking lion and all their cousins have tigers.
Wales.
>>77215976
>Which countries national animal(s) would win in a fight?
Against Australians you mean? The answer is obvious. Its the emu. And anything tougher...
wait what
do they have snow or leopards in afghanistan?
>>77215976
Mexico
>Xoloitzcuintli
But the snake, the Eagle, The Jaguar.
Even Aztecs ans sheeit
>>77215976
poo's seem to have this on lockdown desu, a Tiger, a Cobra, and an Elephant
>green pheasant
>carp
(*_*)
>North Korea has a mythical creature
Leave it to best Korea to destroy everyone.
You wont survive a dragon
Should i choose between bear and tiger?
>>77217522
But a couple other countries have dragons, and NK only has a magic horse
>>77215976
I could probably beat up a swan.
Not sure about the bear tho
>>77217381
Yes on mountain peeks you autistic retard.
Also bald eagle can kill kangaroo
>>77217381
>i am too retarded to click the little blue word which would tell me the exact range of the snow leopard
>mountains don't have snow on the peaks
Wait what, do they really have retards of this caliber in the US?
Bong land has the bulldog, the lion ,the swan, the red kite, the unicorn and a motherfucking dragon
>>77217381
Yes. They also have Lynxes in the south and bears in the east,
>>77217381
Apparently a small piece of it has them.
>>77215976
Poo would win
>>77217358
/thread
>>77217608
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druk
Well fuck me
>>77215976
Pretty sure the bison can kill a kangaroo and emu, They are rather strong.
Okay i chose this gorgeous big cat.
>>77217481
No they don't. It's try hard and shit grand strategy
Elephant eats too much food and breed slow.
Bengal tiger is about to he extincted
Cobra can only bully rats
Peacock is gay
Dolphin rape other dolphins for fun
>>77217381
You're not serious are you?
Polar bears surely
if we stick to reality, thai probably...no animal can kill elephant 1vs1
otherwise the dragon countries
>>77217557
Can we choose polar bear. They are nice.
>implying there's anything more powerful than a gigantic mythical bird
>>77217927
>Can we choose polar bear?
>>77217777
>7777
Winrar
>>77217777
>ganges river dolphin
figures it would be demonic looking
>>77215976
Korea is a tiger but none of us stand a chance against the American national animal
The blacks and the mexican
GAAAAAY
>>77215976
Fear the moose, you stupid Aussie cunt.
We beat you at shitposting and now our moose is going to kick your kangaroo's ass.
Bow before the winner.
>>77217880
We're talking about a single fight, not the long game here. A properly trained elephant can probably take almost any other animal, and paired up with a tiger and a poisonous snake you'd need a dragon to win.
I'll admit, Wales wins.
>no one posted the webm of one kangaroo choking out the other
>>77218058
Yours is the beaver and a horse leaf.
>>77218035
Eyes have evolved to practically non-existant and teeth keep mouth completely sealed due to all the excrement in the water.
Does the rest of the world even stand a chance ?
>>77217530
Upside down Poland go home
>tfw we are the literal bulls of the world
I think there was a circus or some shit that put a bull against a lion and the bull fucked him up really hard
>>77218353
THIS!
LOOK AT THAT GLORIOUS COQ YOU FAGGOTS!
Well, the UK has a unicorn and a dragon
Get on our level
>>77217662
Can we meme this creature back into the wild?
Will the Empire rise again if we do?
Is there a Barbary breeding charity?
>>77218118
Fuck you nigger, you ever read Rommel's 'infantry tactic'. We talking about animal psychology here. As if an emu would charge head on into an elephant. Maybe it would, but guess what? The elephant panics, loses energy, run around like a Dick head maybe running into a tree. It would be constant guerilla attack disrupting ability to eat.
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>>77218507
Let's choose an Creature for /pol/ animal.
I'll go for the Viral Frog.
He's Viral as a Virus/memes. he's a big guy
>>77218679
kek is not an animal you heretic philistine
>National Animal
Pure savagery in these parts.
I won't beat around the bush though, She must have a vag wider than Merkles wrinkles
>>77215976
>White Stork
gg
Canada has this guy
>>77218058
Mooses are pretty dangerous desu. If you hit it with a normal car, the full body slams into the windscreen sine it stands so high from the ground, resulting in versy slim chances of survival if you ride fast.
I think they are also very aggressive but quite rare to be found?
>>77217377
Few humans would win against an emu Winston
>>77219028
Would overheat and die anywhere not arctic.
>>77218558
>Aussies still have Stockholm syndrome from their overwhelming defeat at the feet of their Emu overlords
>>77218353
That's a nice coq.
>>77219232
Damned I type like a potato.
My apologies.
>>77215976
Holly shit that roo could hold me down and fuck me. I'd have to be his bitch. Now I see why strayas shitpost so much. The fear of a roo screw
>>77215976
British Lion and Russian Bear would wreck everything, especially those roided up Roos
>>77219447
Tiger is bigger than lion.
>>77215976
new caledonia doesn't have one so going by france mine is the rooster. so yeah mine.
>>77219447
this tbqh
>>77219241
No one said unarmed Bruce. Actual men would do fine against emus if they had automatic weapons.
But I wouldn't expect you know anything about that.
>>77219645
RARE FLAG
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Good goy forgotten colony!
why the fuck you Lion
India
>>77216792
That is our national animal, mate.
>>77216527
Let's team up against the elephants
>>77217335
>animals requiring human intervention to not become extinct.
OP didn't specify how protracted the fight was. I think ours might still have the advantage.
>>77217335
Although India has lions, our national animal is actually the bengal tiger
Bhutan's is the Druk, AKA a fucking dragon. Good luck.
>>77216886
Could get some alright banter out of it.
>>77219625
not a barbary lion you utter nigger.
You should fucking know what breed our national animal is.
>>77219645
please new caledonia, please, postpics of your mysterious land.
Is it worth coming all the way to the other side of the earth for a visit? Or should I fuck off to fiji instead?
>>77220763
Imaginary creatures lose every time
>>77219232
>hunting moose with father 6 a.m.
>give first morning call
>nothing
>7 a.m. second call
>nothing
>10 minute later hear cracking everywhere from cache
>about 200 meter from us there is a ledge we are basically looking down in a "hole".
>male moose come down crashing everything , hulking like a maniac, full of testosterone and looking for a female to fuck
>mfw
India and Bangladesh with the Bengal Tiger tie for 3rd, South Korea takes second with the larger Siberian Tiger, and Thailand takes the gold with the Asian Elephant.
India's elephant is disqualified for not actually being their national animal as the tiger is but instead being the "National Heritage Animal"
Honorable mentions go to Indonesian for the Komodo Dragon and Scotland and Wales for having a fucking Unicorn and a Dragon, respectively.
>>77221142
Yes even a barbary lion idiot.
Bloody hell Pakistan has some sort of demon goat
>>77221462
Their women just keep getting uglier and hairier
>>77215976
These little guys seem faggy as hell, desu familia.
>>77221653
You've got wolves too.
>>77220763
You gunna throw your dragon ball out on the battlefield and release your dragon pokeman and beat up dat bad goy?
>>77221428
weighing more doesnt equal bigger, cunt
>>77221754
>You've got niggers of the canine world too.
well thanks senpai
HOOONK
HOOONK
GET OUT OF MY WAY OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
>>77221817
Weighs more and is longer, yes that means bigger. kike.
Surely beats a kangaroo
Muh kitty is both cute and deadly !
>>77215976
>Be Argentine
>Have the Andean Condor living in your territory
>Largest wingspan of any living bird
>Choose this shit for your national animal instead
Why?
>>77215976
based bhutan
>>77222063
no, paki
>>77217160
Build wall
>>77218353
>a memoriam for proofs
>>77215976
Our national animal dominates the world.
>>77222035
O canada, this picture makes a lot more sense now
I mean there's gotta be at least one Asian country that has a fucking dragon as their national animal
>>77221317
it fucked you didnt it?
>>77216015
We got a lion (flanders) and a chicken (wallonia), we could feed the chicken to the lion for extra strength and he'd fuck up your large chicken and jumping dog
>>77221941
>niggers of the canine world
>not the African Wild Dog
>>77222137
grappling beats boxing every time, Royce Gracie showed us that
>>77221604
>>77218353
nice coq #nohomo
>>77215976
Only animals that can line up against tigers are other tigers.
We take this, easily.
>>77220763
rare
Checkmate
>Denmark
>>77221327
>Scotland and Wales for having a fucking Unicorn and a Dragon, respectively.
What the fuck were they even thinking when they chose those two?
>>77222836
absolute faggotry
>>77215976
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals
lol iraq
Iraq
Golden eagle Aquila chrysaetos
Goat
( KRG) Capra aegagrus
>Goat
kek is always right
>>77221317
Well it doesn't get any more canuck than this. Except if you killed it with a snap shot and a hockey puck.
>>77222341
GET FUKT BY OUR SUPERIOR AVIAN HERITAGE. USA. USA. USA. USA.
>>77223125
they were the most common animal at the time
>>77223125
They hunted all the real interesting animals to extinction a long time ago is what happened.
the imperial swiss
>>77215976
>France
>Gallic rooster
top kek
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>>77222341
oui
>>77215976
Mate I'll set the chickens on ye ya cunt!!
>>77222341
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>>77217784
North Korea also got some mythical beast iirc.
>>77215976
Our national animal is the Malayan tiger / harimau
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_tiger
>be beaver master race
>build dam and don't have to put up with fighting because fighting is degenerate
but moose are pretty much our unofficial national animal so have a moose
>>77222035
The canadian geese is not our national bird though.
>>77219856
Emu war.
>>77217784
shag sheep
>>77224339
Bear supremacy.
This thing isn't human, I'm going to send this species and win
India has cool animals
>Swan and butterfly
Kill me now.
Bigfoot but alias no pic. He's a sneaky Bigfoot.
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>>77215976
>All dese lions
>completely ignoring bears, wolves, stags, boars and other assorted local fauna
>>77228528
Stop appropriating African animals.
