Wagecucks stay away. If you come to this thread, we will make fun of you and you will cry. Guaranteed.
inb4 'muh contribushuns' faggots shit up this thread
>>77167796
Daily reminder, I save peoples lives for a living, whilst you waste yours away.
Actually I get up at 7:30. Don't knock the extra hour of sleep.
>>77167943
Daily reminder you're saving lives which will then be wasted. Nice job there faggot.
>>77167866
>contributing to this anti-white system until sucking it dry until it collapses
Fucking plebs, amirite?
wagekeks don't understand the technological singularity will obsolete their white collar jobs soon
>>77167796
I have to admit, I feel like I'd be happy NEET. That said, I feel I'd be happier running my own business. I've already started, and have been making some money but its hard.
OP, your image says a lot about how I feel in regards to owning my own business. If I'm the boss, every dollar is for me. I'm torn between a life of hard work and fortune, or one of relaxation and comfort.
What do.
>>77167796
Vitun rotta tapa ittes.
it is a highrise apt. next door
as he beats her at night and she screams and nobody stops it
and I see her the next day
standing in the driveway with curlers in her hair
and she has huge buttocks jammed into black
slacks and she says, standing in the sun
"god damn it, 24 hours in this place, I never go anywhere!"
then he comes out, proud, the little matador,
a pail of shit, his belly hanging over his bathing trunks—
he might have been a handsome man once, might have,
now they both stand there and he says,
"I think I'm goin' for a swim."
she doesn't answer and he goes to the pool and
jumps into the fishless, sandless water, the peroxide-codeine water,
and I stand by the kitchen window drinking coffee
trying to unboil the fuzzy, stinking picture &mdsah;
after all, you can't live elbow to elbow to people without wanting to
draw a number on them.
every time my toilet flushes they can hear it. every time they
go to bed I can hear them.
soon she goes inside and then comes out with 2 colored birds
in a cage. I don't know what they are. they don't talk. they
just move a little, seeming to twitch their tail-feathers and
shit. that's all they do.
she stands there looking at them.
he comes out: the little tuna, the little matador, out of the pool,
a dripping unbeautiful white, the cloth of his wet suit gripping.
"get those birds in the house!"
"but the birds need sun!"
"I sid, get those birds in the house!"
"the birds are gonna die!"
"you listen to me, I said, GET THOSE BIRDS IN THE HOUSE!"
she bends and lifts them, her huge buttocks in the black slacks
looking so sad.
he slams the door behind them. then I hear it.
BAM!
she screams
BAM! BAM!
she screams
then: BAM!
>>77169962
and she screams.
I pour another coffee and decide that that's a new
one: he usually only beats her at
night. it takes a man to beat his wife night and
day. although he doesn't look like much
he's one of the few real men around
here.
>>77167796
Wage slavery's a lot like receiving anal sex, you'll hate it at first but then you'll get used to it.
>>77168115
>Daily reminder you're saving lives which will then be wasted. Nice job there faggot.
lol
girl in a miniskirt reading the Bible outside my window
Sunday. I am eating a
grapefruit. church is over at the Russian
Orthodox to the
west.
she is dark
of Eastern descent,
large brown eyes look up from the Bible
then down. a small red and black
Bible, and as she reads
her legs keep moving, moving,
she is doing a slow rhythmic dance
reading the Bible...
long gold earrings;
2 gold bracelets on each arm,
and it's a mini-suit, I suppose,
the cloth hugs her body,
the lightest of tans is that cloth,
she twists this way and that,
long young legs warm in the sun...
there is no escaping her being
there is no desire to...
my radio is playing symphonic music
that she cannot hear
but her movements coincide exactly
to the rhythms of the
symphony...
she is dark, she is dark
she is reading about God.
I am God.
>>77167796
>not freelancing
Get paid for what you do instead of being a good-for-nothing NEET leech or a miserable wage slave.
>>77167796
>White people falling for the nihilist meme
Enjoy sending yourselves down a never ending path of faggotry , NEET's.
a killer
consistency is terrific:
shark-mouth
grubby interior with an
almost perfect body,
long blazing hair—it confuses me
and others
she runs from man to man
offering endearments
she speaks of love
then breaks each man
to her will
shark-mouthed
grubby interior
we see it too late:
after the cock gets swallowed
the heart follows
her long blazing hair
her almost perfect body
walks down the street
as the same sun
falls upon flowers.
>>77167796
>made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
Did Bukowski have offspring? He appears to be a major cuckold, and in the literal sense of the word.
I'd honestly rather be dead than be resigned to neethood for life.
>>77170138
And if you aren't a complete degenerate you can save some money for awhile, buy some property and live like a NEET with out being broke
Feels good my fellow NEET brothers. Who else /kissless virgin/ here?
>just get a job brah
>just be urself brah
Nah
Capitalism sucks balls and roasties always act like cunts towards me. Screw society.
>>77167796
>>77167866
>>77168430
>>77170138
>>77170513
So when are you guys going to tell us about how much free time you have and how much you "accomplish" every day?
he has on blue jeans and tennis shoes
and walks with two young girls
about his age.
every now and then he leaps
into the air and
clicks his heels together.
he's like a young colt
but somehow he also reminds me
more of a tabby cat.
his ass is soft and
he has no more on his mind
than a gnat.
he jumps along behind his girls
clicking his heels together.
then he pulls the hair of one
runs over to the other and
squeezes her neck.
he has fucked both of them and
is pleased with himself.
it has all happened so easily for him.
and I think, ah,
my little tabby cat
what nights and days
wait for you.
your soft ass
will be your doom.
your agony
will be endless
and the girls
who are yours now
will soon belong to other men
who didn't get their cookies
and cream so easily and
so early.
the girls are practicing on you
the girls are practicing for other men
for someone out of the jungle
for someone out of the lion cage.
I smile as
I watch you walking along
clicking your heels together.
my god, boy, I fear for you
on that night
when you first find out.
it's a sunny day now.
jump
while you
can.
What happens if everyone becomes a NEET?
>>77170659
Why do I have to "accomplish" anything? I read and go for comfy walks, I have no motivation for anything big, and why should I?
drinking 15-dollar champagne —
Cordon Rouge— with the hookers.
one is named Georgia and she
doesn't like pantyhose:
I keep helping her pull up
her long dark stockings.
the other is Pam— prettier
but not much soul, and
we smoke and talk and I
play with their legs and
stick my bare foot into
Georgia's open purse.
it's filled with
bottles of pills. I
take some of the pills.
"listen," I say, "one of
you has soul, the other
looks, can't I combine
the 2 of you? take the soul
and stick it into the looks?"
"you want me," says Pam, "it
will cost you a hundred."
we drink some more and Georgia
falls to the floor and can't
get up.
I tell Pam that I like her
earrings very much. her
hair is long and a natural
red.
"I was only kidding about the hundred," she says.
"oh," I say, "what will it cost
me?"
she lights her cigarette with
my lighter and looks at me
through the flame:
her eyes tell me.
"look," I say, "I don't think I
can ever pay that price again."
she crosses her legs
inhales on her cigarette.
as she exhales she smiles
and says, "sure you can."
>>77167796
Are your parents proud of you?
It's cool flying all over the world and having disposal income to get anything I want. Destitute NEETs will never know this feel.
>be wagecuck
>want to go back to the good old days of being a NEET after dropping out of college
>no way to support myself because my country doesn't pay autismbux
>no savings
How do NEETbros actually stay alive? Can't say I'm not envious, but it seems like nothing short of a miracle.
>>77170833
That's fine, my comment was more directed to the NEETs who claim they have more free time to accomplish meaningful shit when in reality they only spend their lives on 4chan and watching animu
are we going to the movies or not?
she asked him.
all right, he said, let's go.
I'm not going to put any panties on
so you can finger-fuck me in the
dark, she said.
should we get buttered popcorn?
he asked.
sure, she said.
leave your panties on,
he said.
what is it? she asked.
I just want to watch the movie,
he answered.
look, she said, I could go out on
the street, there are a hundred men
out there who'd be delighted to have
me.
all right, he said, go ahead out here.
I'll stay home and read the National
Enquirer.
you son of a bitch, she said, I am
trying to build a meaningful
relationshp.
you can't build it with a hammer,
he said.
are we going to the movies or not?
she asked.
all right, he said, let's
go...
at the corner of Western and
Franklin he put on the blinker
to make his left turn
and a man in the on-coming lane
speeded up
as if to cut him off.
brakes grabbed. there wasn't a
crash but there almost was one.
he cursed at the man in the other
car. the man cursed back. the
man had another person in the car with
him. it was his wife.
they were going to the movies
too.
>>77170807
Utopia.
>tfw we will be the last generation that had to work for a living as everything becomes automated
>tfw they will read about the concept of humans working and think it's unconscionably ridiculous
Former neet here joinignt the marines
I go to boot camp soon
Am I fucked?
>>77171045
>2016
>having emotions
>>77171122
Move to a nice Western country and get your generous NEETbux, or vote for pro-NEETbux political parties.
>>77171131
well, I've never watched anime in my life.
>>77171288
prepare your angus
>>77171358
>Move to a nice Western country
I'd love to, but they'd probably turn me away for not being brown enough.
>>77171288
No. I'm a soldier, and believe me it's the closest to being a professional NEET that you can get while still being respected. Depends on the mos, ofc, and during training you'll wish you were dead, but...
Julio came by with his guitar and sang his
latest song.
Julio was famous, he wrote songs and also
published books of little drawings and
poems.
they were very
good.
Julio sang a song about his latest love
affair.
he sang that
it began so well
then it went to
hell.
those were not the words exactly
but that was the meaning of the
words.
Julio finished
singing.
then he said, "I still care for
her, I can't get her off my
mind."
"what will I do?" Julio
asked.
"drink,"Henry said, pouring.
Julio just looked at his glass:
"I wonder what she's doing now?"
"probably engaging in oral copulation,"Henry
suggested.
Julio put his guitar back in
the case and
walked to the
door.
Henry walked Julio to his car which
was parked in the
drive.
it was a nice moonlit
night.
as Julio started his car and
backed out the drive
Henry waved him a
farewell.
then he went inside sat
down.
he finished Julio's untouched drink
then he
phoned
her.
"he was just by," Henry told
her, "he's feeling very
bad..."
"you'll have to excuse me,"
she said, "but I'm busy right
now."
she hung
up.
and Henry poured one of his
own
as outside the crickets sang
their own
song.
>>77171358
>having emotions
Ah. So they aren't.
>>77167866
no but really, "muh contribyooshuns" is a strawman in the year 2016
there is a huge labor surplus and every field is oversaturated
you really honestly think you make a difference in the world with your shitty 9 to 5 that a trained monkey could do, that 100 people would instantly step forward to take should your boss decide he didn't like the way you looked at him?
society doesn't need you. you are not 'contributing' to anything.
I watch you walking with your machine.
ah, you're too stupid to be cut like grass,
you're too stupid to let anything violate you— the girls won't use their knives on you
they don't want to
their sharp edge is wasted on you,
you are interested only in baseball games and
western movies and grass blades.
can't you take just one of my knives?
here's an old one — stuck into me in 1955,
she's dead now, it wouldn't hurt much.
I can't give you this last one—I can't pull it out yet,
but here's one from 1964, how about taking
this 1964 one from me?
man mowing the lawn across the way from me
don't you have a knife somewhere in your gut
where love left?
man mowing the lawn across the way from me
don't you have a knife somewhere deep in your heart
where love left?
man mowing the lawn across the way from me
don't you see the young girls walkign down the sidewalks now
with knives in their purses?
don't you see their beautiful eyes and dresses and
hair?
don't you see their beautiful asses and knees and
ankles?
man mowing the lawn across the way from me
is that all you see— those grass blades?
is that all you hear—the drone of the mower?
I can see all the way to Italy
to Japan
to the Honduras
I can see the young girls sharpening their knives
in the morning and at noon and at night, and
especially at night, o,
especially at night.
>>77171553
I look like an Aryan neet
>>77171820
No shit, but who cares?
>>77167796
Does this nigger not shower in the morning?
How do I become a NEET
>>77167796
WAIT ONE FUCKING MOMENT NOW, are you saying that Finland will be introducing basic income? If so then I'm moving back asap.
>>77170426
Underrated post lads
How can anyone voluntarily accomplish fuck all? How is anyone fine with that?
>>77167796
Who in the hell gets dressed and THEN takes a shit in the morning?
This guy's argument is invalid
>>77172627
Because some of us have no motivation and see no incentive to strive hard for someone else's benefit under the current system. Why should I accomplish anything? I don't want to be wealthy or famous.
>>77167796
I work 2pm-1am 4 days a week. Decent money (45k), full benefits, retirement plan, all state holidays off, 3 weeks sick leave, 3 weeks vacation leave (both paid), etc. Light traffic on my way to work (15 min drive), zero traffic on the way home.
It's really not that bad.
How are NEETs preparing for the end of society and the Jubilee year?
>>77167796
i have no friends
>>77171122
I get 1200 euros per month from the government.
>>77173452
maybe stop doing gay shit like this
Economic scarcity exists. You talk about something economic related but make no reference to this so I ignore you.
I own a clean little repair shop and just work on jaguars and porsches
I'm booked up 2 months in advance and make $120/hour
I charge these cucks $500 for an oil change and they gladly pay it
>>77173636
How?
Is it just unemployment benefit or some form of mental or physical disorder?
t. Finnish Diaspora
>>77173706
if you put down the gas pump you'll notice that it was in fact an animation
>>77167943
Daily reminder that unless you're a surgeon or midcareer physician,
my NEETbux allow me to live as comfortably as you
>>77174315
>>77173998
Regular unemployment benefit. Rent+water+electricity+medical bills and on top of that, 450 euros per month to use however I like.
>>77171595
>implying NEETs aren't just lowlife degenerates who whack it to anime 3 times and day and reek of ball sweat
>>77174551
Is that standard in Finland?
>>77171122
you have to tap into those passive income streams. since you're working now you could save up some capital and use it towards something. i can't tell you what i do since i don't want any competition but opportunities do indeed exist.
>>77167796
>go into army after highschool
>MOS 44c finance, cushiest job there is
>get paid to sit at a desk a little and play pool all day at the mwr
>army pays for college
>get out of army after making sergeant
>get a job in investment banking
>get paid being a lazy faggot
LMAOing @ your lives lads
>>77175087
No, it isn't. Stay in UK, Mohammad.
>>77174315
lol I see why you are friendless, you are that type of on-the-spectrum kid who gets made fun of, then mumbles out a comeback that you think will devastate your rival, but the people just laugh at you even harder because of how great you thought your comeback was.
Reading Bukowski now actually
:D
>>77167796
"Wagecuck" here. I provide a high standard of living for my wife and son, can afford my own rent (mortgage once my wife finishes studying and the housing market looks better), bills, and food, and when people ask what I do I can tell them without shame.
Go on then, make me cry.
>>77175381
>dat story
>takes off nametag
>leaves it in the picture
10/10 trole guaranteed replies
Jokes on you jew boy, I work nights and I love it.
I like money too much to be a NEET
>>77170372
I'm not good enough at vidya to be paid for it, and the industry is flooded with talentless hacks and retards
>>77170807
Wtf is happening in this gif
>>77175770
Are you replying to yourself? How are the ID's the same?
>>77175992
lol busted
>>77172627
>>77172627
it's not "fuck all" just make and play by your own rules. who says you need to do x and y in order to feel good about yourself? why can't a or d suffice?
I was a NEET for 3 years. I hated it after a week.
I finally got a shit job at a day care as a clerk.
My parents hate me and tell me I'm wasting my life, I got a studio apartment with my shit job. It's a better life. NEET is below wage cuck.
>>77175533
jesus man, if my joke hurt you that bad you should of mentioned it. you could cool down by taking a nap on a dirt road then i'll grab you some more unleaded so you can relax. we cool, dawg?
>>77167943
>has to save the lives of faggots
>muslims
>SJWs
>leftists
>degenerates
>feminists
U r cancer
NEET 4 lyfe
My worst year was 66k at 23 after college, bring in 210k between my wife and I, what does a neet do all day/night?
I mean that in a honest curious way, as I enjoy traveling, my nice home, and weekend fun. Can't see how I would enjoy living at my moms house and being broke
>>77167796
Why do people live so far from work? I wake up at 8:20 AM and I'm still at work by 9. I go home for lunch everyday. Mornings are very much stress free because even if I'm late no one cares. Sounds to me alot of people just make bad decisions about where to work and live.
>>77167796
All leeches should be burned or tossed into the ocean.
Including you NEET faggots.
im a webcam model
and i sell shit on ebay
i live with my mom
my only bills are credit card debt, phone, and insurance.
i live a really comfy life.
i used to be a wage cuck making 30k a year. i live just as comfy now.
>>77170513
>tfw banged first girl at 14 when she was 15
>tfw got plenty of cooch while in college
>tfw dropped out of 'life' after getting redpilled halfway through college
>tfw flawlessly pulled a lifelong psycho NEET pension using mad skillz obtained in college
>tfw NEET for almost 10 years now
>tfw never contributed a dam thing to keeping the zionist occupied government in power
I will never understand wageslaves. They are the same suckers whose wives get impregnated by guys like me. Reminder that at least every third kid born to married couples is the result of adultery. Reminder that all women are natural sluts.
If you wanna get laid as a NEET: get in shape, take care of yourself, dress above your budget, be confident and lie out of your mouth on first dates, then pump and dump. Personally I stopped craving real pussy when I dropped out of college. Just not worth the headache/money.
>>77170807
If everyone turns NEET the jews will run out of slave, and mankind will be free. The only way to stop the Jew World Order, the one thing they are afraid of.
>>77176821
i make music, make youtube videos, listen to music, listen to audible books. browse pol cook delicious meals, its very cheap to cook great when you have a lot of time. and exercise.
i also sneak into festivals and such, im going to vegas this weekend, although im not broke i find enough to pay for gas and food, i dont recieve assitants from governmet.
>>77177097
If everyone turns NEET society will come to a grinding halt. Please never join the real world, you're clearly too much of an idiot to be a part of it
This thread indirectly supports socialism and communism. lol we r rich and dont do shit u r poor and work hard and we make money off of u pls remain our servants pls
>>77167796
>How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30am by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
>How could a man enjoy waking up at a routine time, dressing and grooming themselves, eating breakfast, and making money?
You wake up early enough in the morning that you're not "leaping out of bed" and "force-feeding." I wake up three hours before work so that I have enough time to grab a shower, eat breakfast, shitpost for about an hour, and casually stroll to work, where I get my shit done with the utmost efficiency so I can spend the rest of the work day not working (and thus, get paid to not work). Just because my routine differs from someone who wakes up at 5pm, shitposts online, and continues on until 8am, does not mean that it is worse than theirs.
>>77177572
Keep telling yourself that.
Taxes over a million dollars should be 100%. No one deserves to be rich. We are a collective society. Call it theft, you don't deserve it. Peace out
Only drawback on being a NEET is that you can't get pussy.
Prove me wrong.
Does anyone else want to be NEET but they have to at least work sometimes to have a place to put their computer
>>77178183
damn droppin the truth bombs brotha
>>77167796
>he thinks he isn't cucked by the State
AHAHAHAHAHA
At least I can leave my job.
>>77167796
How exactly should the world work then, Finland. Let's get a better system than capitalism out of you.
>>77178183
Then we will have next to no businesses after the first year of taxation, where will you get money from then?
>>77167796
When you think about it, we created our own prisons or they were created for us. Look at time. Another prison. So on and so forth. For what purpose does all these generations labor? I don't know, ask the overlords.
>>77175757
>rent
>wife studying
here's a prediction
In a year you are sick of your wife nagging about owning a house and you want to totally get into renovating like your friends. So you decide "the market" looks ok right now and buy as big as you can afford which still isn't that much. Fast forward 7 years and none of your renovatations have happened cos you're always working to pay that mortgage and your wife had 2 more kids, got fat and still nags so you haven't fucked in months but you try to keep civil in front of the kids but they can sense it so your son is acting like a little shit. Your wife starts playing around and you almost don't care but thanks to social media you know that everyone knows. The divorce is amicable at first because you don't know you're getting fucked but once you find out it gets messy and your wife turns the kids against you. The court rules she gets the kids, the house and to garnish your wages and you end up living with roomates in your 30's.
Are you crying yet?
>>77167796
>>77167866
>>77168115
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>>77170513
>>77170659
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>>77171234
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>>77178144
>>77178183
When the God-Emperor becomes president, all of you are going to be thrown into the FEMA camps (along with welfare-leeching niggers) and the "wagecucks" will have the last laugh.
>>77167796
Waking up at 6:30 would be pretty great, actually.
>>77176212
why would I want unleaded you white dog! get me the shit with the lead in, gets you higher cunt
>>77171288
>marines
That's probably the worst place for a former NEET.
Being a NEET sometimes it's easy to forget that having such a high IQ and being bathed in luxurious leisure 24/7 sets you apart from the general riffraff. In the Marines you'll find the lowest of the low, simpletons with no taste for the finer things in life. Raging dummies who have never taken a moment to sit back and reflect about the spiritual and philosophical. They are an angry and brutish caste devoid of any joy.
You'll be a beautiful seahorse in a muddy pond of trout.
*pours out a teaspoon of diet mountain dew for the soon to be departed NEET*
>>77178144
I used to wake up at 5pm in a stupor with an empty stomach and shitpost online for hours on end. Now, I wake up at 8am so that I can work 11 to 7, and come home to shitpost late into the night
>>77175460
Love you too Genghis.
>>77178689
Have fun at work tomorrow wagie.
>>77177097
>If you wanna get laid as a NEET: get in shape, take care of yourself, dress above your budget, be confident and lie out of your mouth on first dates, then pump and dump. Personally I stopped craving real pussy when I dropped out of college. Just not worth the headache/money.
I'm in good shape, but yeah I am pretty autistic so that's out of the question. Don't worry about me senpai, I'm comfy
Neets are worse than immigrants
I understand not wanting to work for someone else, but if that's the case then instead of living with Mommy and Daddy maybe you NEET-fucks should learn something and start your own business so you can wake up when you want and work when you want for yourself.
Half of you faggots just play video games or watch anime all day, why not learn how to make your own video games or animated shorts? Why not develop your knowledge through illegally downloaded textbooks and public sources?
You're wasting away in Mommy's basement instead of bettering yourself.
>>77173636
If you count healthcare allowance I get only 1000 euros, but at least I don't live on the fucking north pole.
>>77180227
Why contribute to a country that fucks you over no matter what?
Wageslave here. I do spend 4x10 hrs at work but I get my work done in about 4 hrs so I can shit post the rest of the time. Finished 4 crosswords today and had time to read a book.. The best is overtime where I do nothing 10 hrs at a time at 1.5x pay.
I do recieve a partial disability pension but it its 900 a month. Not enough to live on.
>>77181239
What's your job m8
>>77167796
got an assessment tommorow and wont pass it because they have a high failure rate for being a sperg
time to dust off the ol' CVs anons! was fun while it lasted
maybe its the boot up the arse that i needed? sure being a total autist sucks but ill try my best to survive
For any NEETS paying attention to the thread, consider work from home jobs. There are plenty of positions out there that literally require nothing more than a decent computer and an internet connection. Several have very flexible scheduling as well. Look into places like Lionbridge, Appen or ZeroChaos. You don't have to do the typical 9-5 thing to make money anymore.
>>77169962
>>77170312
>>77170436
>>77170669
if we're sharing our NEET poetry I have some haikus:
Where does the day go?
Dull wind dares to dart on dirt
Spreading scattered sounds
Where does the day go?
Rustling leaves block neighbors bends
Basking in the sun
Where does the day go?
Heat clamps down on waves of thought
Caking trying minds
Where does the day go?
Pleasure speaks in broken tongues
Masking hate to come
Where does the day go?
Songbirds sing in puzzled primes
Hiding from man's crimes
Where does the day go?
Trees spring out in dying splits
Solving Babel's lusts
>>77181996
My ideal job would be something where I do physical labour, on my own, in a rural area. But that's just not feasible
>>77167796
NEETs are the reals rulers of this universe
>>77170452
it's the basis consensus of salary you dumb fuck
>>77175992
topkek his life must be so pathetic
>>77181996
http://pastebin.com/4YeJAUbT
I'm sorry I haven't updated it in a while but I work 55hr/WK now so no time.
In my country being NEET is illegal.
NEETs eternally BTFO.
>>77167796
Because I get paid well, I enjoy being a scientist and engineer, and the experience I gain will let me be in the employers position soon.
Fuck off. I get more pussy than you, travel more than you and make cool shit.
>>77178594
>Are you crying yet?
No. If I wasn't at work I'd be tempted to explain in full, but the short and probably less boring version is that your prediction relies on some big assumptions about me that don't apply at all.
Also you sound very cynical about women. I know most of them are just atrocious, but I promise you there are still good ones out there - don't give up just yet.
>>77178594
Sounds like you're just a pessimistic cunt
>/pol/ is full of welfare queens
Hope duz I get neebux?
I never had a job so unemployment is out of the question.
>>77186541
>how
sorry on shit MetroPCS phone
>>77172956
Still waiting to be made fun of and cry you NEET losers.
>>77168871
Find something that makes decent money and that doesn't suck. Build up a decent nest egg, and invest into cheap land where you can build a sustainable homestead. There's your relaxation and comfort.
>>77170833
I respect this mentality a lot. I'm honestly getting tired of living to meet the expectations of others and trying to fit into a society that I don't even really identify with. All I want it is some comfort and maybe a hobby or two I can really devote myself to. Teach me the NEET way.
>>77171288
Don't do Marines senpai. Get into the Airforce or Navy and actually learn a skill that can let you continue your comfy lifestyle once you're out.
>be me
>wake up at 0500
>leave for work at 0615
>arrive at 0645
>sit in a chair until 1845
>go home
>eat
>go straight to bed
>repeat 2 more times
>night shift
>on the 3rd night try (and fail) to stay awake as long as I can
>wake up naturally around 0800-0900
>Goto work at 1815
>sit in chair until 0645
>repeat for another 2 nights
>get 3 days off
>spend first day asleep
>second day tired from reversed sleep pattern
>Third day dreading going back into work
>work 252 hours in a month
>get paid ~£1,300/~$1800/~€1600
A... At least I contribute to society
>>77187828
>making shit up
NEETs are truly pathetic
why are all the neets american
>>77188179
I'm at work right now senpai
>>77188375
because you only have a love interest for american neets
>>77172627
all of mankind's accomplishments will one day evaporate
the only way to truly not waste your life is to become god emperor of this universe, forever
>>77188739
glad I didn't understand what you said
>>77174451
>First year residency starts at around 55k nationwide. It only goes up from there. 3x, 4x, 5x, 6x for most specialties once you finish residency. That's not even mentioning competitive slots for orthopedics or surgery.
lol k
>>77188943
>all of mankind's accomplishments will one day evaporate
>the only way to truly not waste your life is to become god emperor of this universe, forever
This is some pretty pathetic rationalisation right here. A life enjoyed is a life not wasted - don't play down other folks' accomplishments just because they're beyond you.
>>77167796
>Free stuff? Sign me up.
> be me
> work average shitty job
> requires certain skills/certs
> it's too costly to fire me at this time
> do whatever the fuck I want and give zero fucks if clients are unhappy if something goes wrong
> kind of hope i get fired so i can go travel
>>77167796
Autismbux NEET here.
I am saving up to buy myself 30 acres of outback bush land.
Gonna get right off the grid. Leave all the stress behind.
>>77191518
This is basically me, but I'm using most of my free time to get good at drawing so I can eventually do that for money
>>77192284
I use my time to get stronger and better endurance so I can be more capable at labor jobs
>>77171595
seems legit
>>77191645
>>77171595
How do neets stay in shape when they do nothing all day? Or is the left side of that pic how neets think they look and the girl they've been plowing is just their wagecuck neighbor's stolen couch pillow?
>>77195050
by having a good diet
exercise is almost irrelevant when talking about your weight
>>77195050
diet, lifting, cardio. never been leaner than as a neet, though had more muscle mass when playing hs sports
>25 no job
>no subject interests me
>envious of the people who are like "yup out of high school I know EXACTLY what I want to do"
>by this time they are out of school doing what they love
>im lost
>army is only thing thats interesting
>I will make good money, family and friend will be proud and il hopefully learn some shit
>last option, I cant be a freeloader forever
its funny how I hang on to the miracle of something landing on my lap like one day a friend messages me and is like "hey im starting a business , wanna join"
>>77173935
>mfw work on my own vehicles
>>77195930
do it anon...i wanted to and now im past it
do it before its too late! routine! disapline! excitement! you get to murder also if you are lucky
take a chance and dont let anxiety etc fuck you over DO IT NOW! GET TO THAT RECRUITMENT OFFICE NOW!
>>77167796
>tfw government paying for university and room & board
>tfw on track to earn 10K-20K in passive income from marketing/twitter this year and will graduate debt free in 2 more semesters
>tfw wagecucks will have to get jobs to pay off their student debt and I can live with parents saving more than they do
Feels good man, I'll probably go visit Asia since I haven't been there yet. Maybe I'll apply for a study abroad program my last semester to save $.
>>77173452
Better with sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M
>>77195930
How would you feel if I knocked on your door one day and demanded you join the national socialist movement to retake our nation, and we required large impressive numbers of marching men to show we are serious and to be invested in and hence we went door to door Raising the disenfranchised white or native guys back into an organized militant political community/party.
>>77196235
>tfw on track to earn 10K-20K in passive income from marketing/twitter this year
spill the beans faggot, how do I get started
>>77196454
>>77196549
He probably sells AVON or shit like that
>>77196576
Jew detected you'll be put to the heel and it will be easy because of how obviously weak you are, the rest of the Forest won't be able to help you.
Been NEET for 4 years. Love it. As long as Europe is cucked and we have a welfare state, I will continue to abuse it.
>>77196892
Ensure you're capable when the time comes, a soldier in the waiting to be passed the banner and march alongside us- if not Fucking Kill Yourself.
>>77167796
reddit: the thread
How come you guys didn't work together with your family to secure financial security and passive income while you had the oppurtunity? 23 and with my parents acting as cosigners, i just flipped a house for 300k in net profit. My dad is mentoring me to start my own bussiness and I'll make my first million before i'm 25. I'm curious as to how you can all resign yourselves to such a mediocre existance when the alternative could've been financial freedom and the luxury of fucking the top tier women of our world? It depresses me to even imagine what kind of hollow lives you must lead..
>>77197247
Here's your (You)
Now no one else needs to reply.
Not neet but ex-neet
I now run a small business from my laptop at home and masturbate all day. I have 2 employees. I'm 26.
Good luck fellas.
>>77167796
>NEET
Was a numbing existence. You never experience anything new.
>>77197247
Yet, here you are, shitposting on 4chan. Who's the one with the hollow life again?
>Mfw I work at a grocery store bagging groceries, pushing carts, sweeping floors, smashing boxes, taking out garbage, and I work hard, and the entire store knows me as the "hard worker."
>Manager takes advantage of this by asking me to stay longer, which doesn't count as overtime, but just more hours
>Be told by father that I should be grateful that they appreciate me
>Instead, feel like I'm being taken advantage of because other people are slackers
At the end of the day in the sun pushing carts and feeling dirty, I just want to go home. Not be approached and taken advantage of.
Also, the head manager is a black SJW who supposedly, from what I assumed, then confirmed by another worker, that she hates men, specifically WHITE men. Another is some fat lard lady, and the other is a Mexican, who's kinda chill, though.
What have I learned? Working hard doesn't mean shit unless it's a small private circlejerk company with your friends or it's your own business. Working hard just means they take advantage of you and ask you to pick up other people's slack.
I'd rather be NEET again.
>>77167796
>Be me.
>Came from fucked up background with little money.
>After high school wasted two years doing nothing.
>Decided to attend a community college and transferred to a top undergrad business school where I just graduated.
>Got internship last summer and received full time offer from top Investment Bank.
>Going to be making ~160k my first year.
>After two years I will make over 250k.
>When I die I will have no regrets.
So, so glad I didn't remain NEET. Working your way up in the world and enjoying friends and beautiful girls is so much better than wasting it all.
NEET life best life.
>>77197343
Dirty socialist scum. You aren't entitled to the fruits of my hard work. You can try to spread your message and rally numbers for your cause but don't cry when me and my rich friends poor millions into the right pockets to keep you in your place. You read up, use your fucking brain and rise through the free market like the rest of us or you shut the fuck up and eat the scraps we throw you.
Bitch.
>>77197658
Dunno, i just got paid a $10,000 invoice today so I feel like I earned some time off. What have you been up to?
>>77167796
Yay, 500 euros a month. Good luck trying to live on that alone.
>>77197854
Foreigner, most likely indian/paki detected, It just seethes through your demeanor.
>>77175867
You're being red pilled into realising that we're all ugly deformed mutant cunts.
>>77197854
>Fruits of my hard work
And what fruit do you bear for this world?
Bukowski had high power levels but I think Diogenes would be a more apt champion of neethood.
>>77197247
my parents' bosses and connections fired me for incompetence
>not joking here
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>>77198111
Close, iranian. To be fair, immigration only lets in the top 1% of a foreign population so we'll obviously out perform the average native population. If my inbred villager of a dad came here in 98 working as a pizza delivery guy and worked his way up to being a millionaire then wtf is your excuse? Your family had generations to get it's shit together and mine did it in less than 2 decades. You only have yourselves to blame though, canadian culture doesn't value education like asian cultures do. You never even stood a chance desu senpai. Just keep collecting your neetbucks.
>>77167796
>that quote
what a pile of pseudointelectual nonsense
stop quoting a guy who wrote books about sex stories of miniature people
>>77169962
>>77170006
I'm saving this one, its interesting
I have worked hard to avoid a real job. Was successfully self employed for years, but it was an industry that made having a family impossible. I gave it up and went back to school. Did well in undergrad, got a masters, and started a doctorate. And now suddenly I just can't do it. No motivation.
My wife is doing well. She makes about 120, but thats still wage slave level after taxes, medical, and 3 kids.
All I have to do is put in 2 more years for the doctorate and I would be set. 140k minimum if I don't teach summer school. 25 hour work week. Why the fuck can't I make myself finish?
>>77198605
Obviously you can't be that smart if in your mind there exists the notion that anyone would believe anything someone else says on 4 chan.
Secondly, your vocabulary includes " desu senpai " so right away you're seen as either young or as an immature adult.
Third, don't cry so hard when you look up to us as we send you back to your nation. It must eat at your soul knowing we have pride and comfort in our own people and you don't. All you have is materialism. From the lowliest cab driver, to the highest *business owner * - the third world foreigner are both equally empty and simply vary in which was more parasitical.
>>77198111
Do you know why immigrants have such disdain towards people like you? Because we escaped litteral hellholes to come here. We see and appreciate the amazing system set up here that rewards people for the hard work they put in and it enrages us to see dumbasses like you take it for granted. It's fucking disgusting and you should be ashamed. I'm more Canadian than you will ever be.
>>77199210
T b h and f a m autocorrect to desu and senpai you fucking degenerate. Lurk more summerfaggot.
>>77167796
IT'S ALL IN TEH ATTITUDE STUPID
imagine this
>6:30! I love waking up early! All poets and heroes, like Memnon, are the children of Aurora, and emit their music at sunrise. To him whose elastic and vigorous thought keeps pace with the sun, the day is a perpetual morning… Morning is when I am awake and there is a dawn in me.
>Leap out of bed, invigorated for the day to start! Looking forward to dressing sharp, eating a nice, simple breakfast and heading off to work
>Rid myself of yesterday's waste, that's life! Move on, clean myself up! Man, feeling clean is really nice! I love a good shower.
>Work hard for money to spend as I please and create my home and world!
IT'S ALL IN THE ATTITUDE! BE HAPPY!
> tfw be a NEET with gf
> can read books, relax, learn different skills
> do some gamedev together
> dick around with it
> get lucky and sell some on flash and mobile market 4 years ago
> enough money to never need to work in our lives
Its funny how bein NEETS and just doing random stuff at home that we like brought in more money, than we would of earned in over a lifetime of working on average salary.
The best part is, there was a family member that always gave us flack for being NEETS and we ended up earning more than he will in his life with a masters degree.
>mfw im a neet
>mfw i literally own the ENTIRE world
>>77199455
How are those words any better? Those are even worse, you went from using an asian dialect to a ghetto africans.
Our nation and people were great before you came here, it is why you came here to begin with.
We are losing that spark and it will be snuffed out soon enough by you things who can only think of themselves and their own materialistic derived lifestyle.
Hard work is a reward in itself, the fact you so obviously correlate hard works worth exclusively with * being paid more * only strengthens my belief even more.
The more I deal with foreigners, the more confident I get in knowing my beliefs are correct.
The worst of our race, the shallow individualist materialistic profiteers- we have some among our own people.
But All of you are this type of person. They seek you out and allow you here because you are their ally, you prop them up and cement their way of life and make it harder for us to dismantle it.
We will win in the end.
anyone who genuinely likes bukowski might as well be a retarded child
Not really proud of being NEET but I barely have any other choice. But at least I am working on becoming professional musician.
How do people even become NEETs and survive financially (assuming you don't live with your parents)? /pol/ acts like it's so easy to get gibsmedats but it's pretty much impossible in reality.
>>77200411
They all live with their parents. They have to deal with waking up humiliated and facing the face of their disappointed parent every morning. they must hate themselves for this if they aren't psychopaths which most people aren't since their parents and familly are the only people who care about them and they failed them pretty hard.
I get up at 6:15 and work 7-15, nice job with solid money, not really hard, I pay my bills and still have some for "real life". Fuck off, you lazy commie cocksuckers from marxist universities, you should be gassed, you literally don't contribute anything to societies, you should be fucking enslaved.
>>77200411
>>77200559
>2016
>not living in welfare state
Thinking of making a suicide attempt so I can get on disability.
Any tips for getting on AISH, fellow leafs?
>>77200298
>professional
>musican
>working
I don't think you understand what you are talking about
>>77167796
This is what NEETs and wagecucks alike don't understand:
OP image is right. Nobody is supposed to enjoy building your life around working for someone else. You should always have your own goal, your own plan to sustain yourself and find self actualization. Working for someone else should just be a means to that end.
NEETS are just as bad, because they fear the work required to be self-actualized and rationalize it as being "above" starting the journey to begin with. You shouldn't live to work, but there's no shame in working to live.
>>77201050
For me "professional" means someone who makes a living of it. I know in general this term has quite a different meaning, but whatever.
>>77200717
>Bosnia Herzegovina
This is a first world threat, pay debts
>>77200822
> Canada
>>77198961
>>77182137
They are Bukowskis. The guy in the OP and he wasn't a NEET.
I pretended to be crazy and now I receive 45,000 rubles from the government. I deal acid and grow weed on the side: life is good.
>>77200717
Hehe, you cuck. My grandfather and father worked for many years in post-War Germanistan and earned a lot of money over there, fucked tons of blonde German girls, came back to Herzegovina and lived long and happy lives. Thank you, based Germanistan. Enjoy your niggers now, I bet you're missing Southern Slavs now.
>>77201563
what was the diagnosis?
>>77201495
Why would they live with their parents if Canada has welfare? Don't NEETS get enough money for a rentÅ
>Be 20
>Working 40 hours a week
>Used to be a cook, they got rid of the position about 3 months ago
>Now I do dishes, same pay
>Instead of easy cooking shit I have to bust ass on dishes
Seriously, I'd rather kill myself than work 40 hours for the rest of my life until age 40-50 (if I save my money and invest correctly). I don't want to be a wageslave. Learning a trade will only get me around $5 extra an hour, depending on what I do, and then I just do that the rest of my life assuming I'm unable to start a successful business. Yes, I realize owning a business is a full time job (and then some), but why should I make some other faggot money? I work 10 hours a day currently. Imagine 10 hours of your day dedicated to your own business, truly beautiful. The work I put in would (if successful) finally equate to my pay. Hopefully Trump will help out small business, it'd be great to not be a wagecuck to big fuckin' brother.
Only reason I work this job is because there doesn't seem to be many options. All the entry level physical labor is back-breaking, almost everything else is garbage pay for garbage work, and this keeps my autistic-ass self away from people (mostly). I really do hate these fucking shifts though, splits my day into pieces, I've lost all my friends.
>>77201706
Nobody will ever rent anything out to a NEET.
>>77201084
theres no guarantee in life that its possible for every person to be able to make a living
why does this paradigm exist where you are at a deficit as soon as you are born as if you have to go through this journey to become what you should already have as a human being on earth independence and freedom not something you have to work for
human beings are supposed to be accounted for from birth with established assets
you inherit your house and your farm from your parents and your family
this wage cuck system that you continue to support and think is normal is actually misery and hell and suffering
>>77201614
I just walked into police department, pretended to be from CIA and that I want to surrender, kek they believed me, they walked me to senior officer. I started talking some crazy ass plans for shit and giggles, then understood that they are falling for it and I am not going to be sectioned, so I undressed and started dancing while extaticly screaming. They cuffed me and sent to asylum for a month. Diagnos is violent schizophreniac.
>>77201817
If your country doesn't provide social housing than it is not really a welfare state.
I'm a NEET but don't plan on falling for the marriage/kids trap so I'll make up for it in money and time saved for myself in the long run.
Grow up and get a job total losers. As if anyone would date some fuckwit who stays inside all day doing nothing. Or some stonertard.
>>77167796
I'm a teacher so Bukowski's quote doesn't really apply to me. I get to educate and influence young people, it's not that bad. Sometimes they act like shitheads, though.
>>77201958
> thinking getting a mortgage alone is easier than together
Godluck moving out. You'll really need it.
>>77201944
>that I want to surrender
You surrendered your dignity anon. Was it worth it for the rubles?
>>77201958
>but don't plan on falling for the marriage/kids trap
youre a literal retard dude a major part of being a human is your wife and kids and you wouldnt exist without that
imagine having enough money to support yourself and your kids and your wife and not be paranoid about that ... ya well thats the normal way its supposed to be you have oversupply to where its not a burden
Can I get asylum in welfare Nordics or Germany for being put in asylum? I somewhat did a political stunt in a way. Autism bux is way better there
>>77201944
I bet you'd been drinking that anti-freeze vodka stuff, didn't you?
>>77201944
You are lying, they would never give you gibsemdats just for that.
Here's what I did when I was 19. I took a fuckton of drugs and alcohol. I took a knife a bible some Tarot cards and several hundread dollars in cash and went to my college dorm. Now I was high as fuck and thought I was possesed by an angel warning people of the happening. I was trying to invoke him earlier you see.
So I went into the dorm, the female dorm high as fuck slit my hand until I started bleeding heavily. This was around midnight. In the dorm I started reading out bible verses and curses and then using my blood to mark the doors of each individual student. Telling them to repent while bleeding and high and dropping Tarot cards on the floor. Naturally they where scared shitless and thought that death had come for them. They called campus security and campus security called the police. I ran from the police around campus but the dogs caught me and I was arrested. All the while I was calling the police faggots, and fascists and that they should repent.
>>77202167
just go there and rape some whores and live in a hotel for like 20 years and do it again
you might even meet anders
UBI or bust.
>>77202113
How? It's just a prank. Now I have a secure flow of shekels apart from weed&acid money I make. I spend all day fucking with my kinky semi-neet girl, playing guitar, Xbox, walking and reading.
>>77202313
I was held in custody but I was going nuts for two days with very little sleep until my parents bailed me out. After a few months i was diagnosed with acute psychopathy and schizophrenia.
Still got no fucking gibsmedat.
>>77167796
>neets
of all the jewish plots you are the worst
t. 6 figure salary
>>77202354
I am not shut in, I like outdoors and social events. I need a good bux for dem fun.
>>77202404
>It's just a prank
>>77202422
Just keep going to the doctors for severe migranes. Theyll run tests but theres absolutley no way to prove it. Process takes like 3 months. Then say your also depressed because the migranes hurt so bad it hurts to do normal activites and worse you cant work because the migranes will mess with your vision.
>>77202422
>acute psychopathy
>>77201800
please help I'm ready to FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>77202313
Canada is Canada, Russia is Russia. Here they are eager to give you diagnose and disability cash, because it prevents you from getting to comfy government jobs and some other civic shit. People with actual problems PAY money to not have a diagnosis. Sucks to be you btw.
>>77167796
While I like my job I will agree that I should open my own company once I finish my PhD.
>>77202077
kids literally cost millions of dollars each so I am pretty sure no matter what it is easier to buy anything without them
>>77202595
I'm not actually insane. I pretended to be insane very convincingly because the alternative would have been a conditional jail sentence for a year.
So I was put in with the crazies for a few months and now I must see shrinks all the time and take pills.
>>77202687
It was called drug induced acute psychosis
>>77201523
He was a bum for a pretty significant amount of time. Pretty much hated working.
>>77202715
You get more gibsmedats for that then a Russian school teacher gets paid monthly or a grandmother gets in the form of pensions.
Don't bullshit me I have relatives in the shithole.
What exactly are you guys gonna do with UBI that you can't do already?
Serious question. I'm a neet myself and I touch autismbux and let me tell you I do not do shit and I don't plan on changing that soon.
So, what are your big plans?
>>77202516
I want to work in media or entertainment. No prospects for it in Russia. Why do I have to work I don't like, so my tax money will go to building mosques in Moscow and Chechnya and Kadyrov car park? Fucc that.
>>77202826
I actually have migranes. Ive just never done anything about it yet except take some excedrin. I dont mind having a job.
>>77202795
they dont cost millions of dollars
average human beings who make average incomes are able to with a steady income raise children
africans in africa can have 10 kids but americans cant have any? that doesnt seem right
>2016
>NEETs exist
>welfare exists
>>77202936
Yep, most get 25-30k. V Pitere ohuennie durki I vrachi
>>77201949
It provides social housing. If you're a NEET with living parents you don't get social housing. This is the same everywhere.
>>77202706
I don't care for Americans.
"And all that which America did not get from Europe may seem worthy of admiration to a Jewified mixed race, but Europe regards that merely as symptomatic of decay in artistic and cultural life, the product of Jewish or Negroid blood mixture."
>>77168430
>soon
Not gonna happen until at the very least 50 years. Keep kidding yourself fucking autists.
I have a question for every neet here.
Say you wanna fuck a girl, but she wants to go to a concert that cost 100$ a ticket. How do you take her out? How do you pay for anything? NEETs may be "free" and "not wageslaves" I always see them as one thing. Poor who wound't be miss if shot dead.
So how do NEETs pay for anything? How do you pay for a house? Or do you just rent? If so how do you pay rent? How do you pay for any of the so called things you use to improve your self by not working?
>>77179567
Being a Marine will either fix them or break them, I recommend it.
>>77203048
ok $300,000K adjusted for inflation but I assume that is with lots of gibsmedats and poor people shit and that is just through age 18
one kid's college alone could cost that much
>>77167796
You will get Georgie Guidestone'd before you get free money.
>>77203178
you don't fuck girls that will only fuck you if you spend money on them?
you live with your parents?
>>77203178
They don't. Their only "accomplishment" in life is baiting people in 4chan with threads like this one, showing off the "freedom" they don't even have.
>>77203237
Its more like 50k or so and you have aid from government as well. Rest is luxury spending. I don't care about paying 2k a year for my kid for his uni.
>>77203178
They live at home.
>>77203178
>wasting your time with women
Not even a NEET but consider suicide.
