The wildfire has grown equal to the coverage capability of a B-83 1.2 megaton nuclear warhead, the largest currently in the US arsenal.
Trudeau has remained silent and denied foreign support to be sent to Alberta.
http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/NaturalHazards/view.php?id=87988
>>76576397
what happened to the brave heroes from south africa?
That shit is still going?
It's endlessly hilarious that the media just doesn't care. Apparently some woman in a trailer park the this morning got a lot of rain because there might be a storm coming. That's what was on the radio news.
>>76576397
dont worry, those south Africans will use their African magic.
Figured it would be out by now. Fuck leafs
>>76576505
>>76576571
The news stopped reporting it here a long time ago
>If you put the fire out it wins
Dude
if you put out the fire
IT WINS!!!!
FFS learn!
if you put the fire out, the fire wins
>>76576505
They tried to put out the fire. The fine won.
>>76576397
JUST
>>76576505
Still dancing
>>76576850
>>76576873
>>76576882
>>76576882
a fucking spangle
>>76576397
If you fire my put the put fires out the wins.
SAVE MCDAVID!!! ( ;__; )
>>76577000
a fucking muslim leaf
really makes you think
I am now a #cruzmissle
Wait that shit is STILL on fire?
I hope the oil catches fire too, I want Canada to burn for longer than Centralia, Pennsylvania.
>>76576812
Is it going to spread somewhere important, or is the thinking that it will just eventually burn itself out?
>>76576850
top kek
>>76577000
really makes you think
Guess I'm now #HigherForTheFire
>>76576397
I bet if you imported all of South Africa you could get the fire control.
if that doesn't work, try importing a middle eastern country next.
>>76577000
a fucking cockguzzleing asianfucking muslimfondling syrupchugging buttsucking potsmoking apologetic hockeygawking maple tree
>>76576397
damn, didn't know my mixtape would cause so much damage... certainly causes one to ponder
>>76576397
I thought it was put out a few weeks ago. Fucking canadians.
>>76577059
Don't worry, there's still Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl
>>76577015
You the first time I looked at this pic it was kind of creepy, but then as I kept staring it stopped being creepy, and then I suddenly got an irresistable urge to shove my dick in her mouth.
>>76577531
>putting your faith in the cu.ck from Cologne, Germany
>>76576397
That's still going?
>>76577083
Burn itself out eventually, this happens every year but the only reason anyone card this time was because a major town had to be evacuated and it was near the oil
>>76577015
/pol/ needs to make a "flame-chan" for this if that fire is seriously still going.
>>76576505
They are performing the ritual dance of abundant rains
give it time
>>76577466
Saves on costs for ovens.
If you pud out dee fire, dee fire Juan.
>>76578067
You'd think they'd do controlled burns and have firebreaks and stuff near important areas.
Then again I went to Yellowstone once and like ever other exhibit and park ranger was all about how important it was to burn the forests on purpose once in a while. And then I looked around and I was like, "what the hell are you people doing? this place is obviously on the verge of bursting into flames!" and all the rangers were like
>huh
>what
And then a few years later there were massive out of control fires.
>>76578871
did he died?
>>76576397
Maybe if you post some Indian rain dance meme magic will work for you Cucks.
>>76579271
That was well over five stories up, so there's a pretty good chance he died on impact or shortly thereafter.
>>76577914
>The cuck
The guy who chirps his Muslim teammate all the time? Nah
>>76579274
Kek won't allow it.
>>76576397
That brush pile is getting out of control.
>>76576397
What the fuck is a hectares.
Can't believe it's still going. They'll legalise pot before its out.
>>76577777 what was this?
Just found out it's still going. Sorry to hear our allies in the North won't be around in a few months. RIP Weed "GOAT Feminist" Man Trudeau.
>>76576397
goes to gay pride rally
OH SORRY
gets mauled by a beaver
SORRY?
says sorry
SO HOWS IT GOIN EH
shovels snow
JUST GIVIN 'ER EH
contimplates suicide
SORRY!
welcomes refugees
OOPS SORRY
watches in living color
HEY HOSEHEAD
chops down a tree
HOW ABOWWWT THEM FLAMES EH
has foot stepped on
OH SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
eats kraft dinner
DIJON KETCHUP
eats at tim hortons
COULD I GET A GRETZKY PLEASE
watches cuck porn
OH SORRY ABOWWT THAT
drinks maple syrup
ABOWWWT
fucks a moose
NICE DAY FOR A HIKE, EH
gets reddit account deleted
OH YAHH
house burns down
OH SORRY
doesn't make NHL playoffs
OH SORRY
riots in both official languages
SORRY
changes national anthem
DUDE GENDER POLITICS LMAO
smokes weed
PASS THE VAPE TO THE LEFT
converts to islam
YOU WERE SAYING
shitposts
OH SORRY
waits 10 years for chemo
SO YOU'RE SAYING
bag of milk busts open
SORRY EH
yells timber
YOU'RE SAYING
elects a feminist
YOU WERE TALKIN' ABOOT
uses maple syrup as lube
SOME KINDAH
mounts moose head on wall
WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIT EH?
>>76576397
remember when
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/06/02/canada-just-gave-these-young-south-african-firefighters-an-unexpected-raise/
Trudeau gave em a raise before they started the job because the colour of their skin ?
>I bet you because of the raise they never even went to fight the fire and just enrich canada.
>>76581762
>wtf hectares
Basically a gay french unit, about 2.5 acres or 10 000m^2. also known as (from jewpedia):
-Jerib in Iran
-Djerib in Turkey
-Gong Qing (公頃/公顷 – gōngqǐng) in Hong Kong / mainland China
-Manzana in Argentina
-Bunder in The Netherlands (until 1937)
and equal to;
15 mǔ or 0.15 qǐng
10 dunam or dönüm (Middle East)
10 stremmata (Greece)
6.25 rai (Thailand)
≈ 1.008 chō (Japan)
≈ 2.381 feddan (Egypt)
More normal canfags I know (especially at work) just use acres or square miles, Hectare is proper SI I guess, so news and gov types use it to sound non-murrican
remember when justin trudeau praised the wildfire joked about the dead from the fire then called the wild fire an important milestone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9k9ikfzsms
>>76576397
Oh, its still going? Your pm is goddamn useless. What's with all the useless leader these days ?
good times good times with how Trudeau is handling the fire and where it started.
>I am suggesting trudeau had units set the fire.
>>76583989
see
>>76583875
>the fire is part of his plan for change in canada it was a deliberate fire.
>>76577000
>a fucking gender neutral flaming leaf
>>76576397
Who cares?
>>76584011
>That pic
>>76583989
>Your pm is goddamn useless. What's with all the useless leader these days ?
Merkle probably told trudeau to let it burn (most likely during a pegging session), so people have an issue that distracts from us coddling immigrants, and enacting economically disastrous 'green' energy policies .
>>76584070
What the fuck ? Is he a clown ? Jesus Christ, what a disgrace. Even Trump is more presidential than him
>>76576505
>>76576629
>>76577466
>>76579274
>>76576978
You know its not a joke right they are fighting the Fire by singing and Dancing rain songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKdjOxYdWNE
>>76576397
>>76576873
DUDE
>>76584465
>fighting the Fire by singing and Dancing rain songs
In a few years (after they are settled and have their gibmedats of course ) the niggers will let us in on the joke, it was really a 'homecoming and fertility' dance.
>May 4, 2016
Maybe you retards should learn to read
The fire's been under control for weeks
>>76576397
Someone please post the "My son, you must choose"
>>76584977
maybe you should stop being a retard
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/fort-mcmurray-apartment-fire-1.3619640
"still 400km of flame"
http://www.news24.com/Video/SouthAfrica/News/sa-firefighters-in-canada-fire-perimeter-is-still-400kms-long-20160608
This is a magical fire you fuck head and I am not going to put it out untill they apologize.
>>76584977
Under control as in it's still burning?
>>76584465
Well it has actually been raining here quite a bit the past couple of weeks
>>76585213
a little blizzard ain't gunna put out 400 kilometres of flame mate.
>>76576397
How are you guys putting up with this shit? He is letting your country burn because it's racist to let competent white foreigners lend a hand.
>>76585303
the actual racist thing is he only wants blacks.
>>76585303
>How are you guys putting up with this shit?
The only opinions you'll ever hear come out of canada are the 'correct' ones, the voices of faggots, niggers, injuns, and their enablers that populate the largest cities. Most of rural canada is in a constant state of seething rage (such as myself) or have just completely tuned out for the next 4-10 years. Watching CBC or other kike media, you would believe we are all bernie supporters with nigger friends and dyke neighbours, i.e shit that does not exist outside liberal arts campuses.
>>76576505
Theyve been on strike the last two days because they wanted to be paid more.
>>76576397
>denied foreign support
>ignoring the brave fire-beating niggers
>>76576505
Still in line for citizenship
>>76576397
Before everyone shits their pants
>>76576397
how many tankes of kerosine will i need to navigate 97000 hectares
>>76576397
>>76576397
How can this still be a thing
It's not burning anywhere important, so who the fuck cares
I'm Canadian and I don't give a shit about this. If anything it's got TOO MUCH media coverage
>>76588358
the fire is a good thing too
that's how the forests replenish themselves
>>76588350
see
>>76588358
That's what it's like with Canadians.
>>76576505
Weed man is showing them around town and introducing them to white women.
>>76588358
Canada is on fire
>It's not burning anywhere important, so who the fuck cares
You're right for once leaf
Just when I couldn't think Canada could get any gayer
>>76576397
Wait what the fuck is this the SAME fire from a few weeks ago?!? What the actual fuck Canucks get your act together
Is Trudeau waging economic war on the only province that opposes his party?
>>76588538
>Weed man is showing them around town and introducing them to white women.
You mean the fire or the niggers? what a mess this weed moron is jesus.
>>76589067
O Canada!
but this time the O means O shit
>>76576505
Doing their immigration papers.
>>76589067
He very well might be. He denied help from you guys and the ruskies but brought in South Africans darkies who never touched a firehose
>>76589067
>implying we're not intentionally letting it burn until it reaches Ottawa and burns down Trudeau's house
>>76589037
http://cwfis.cfs.nrcan.gc.ca/interactive-map
Click on 'Active Fire' overlay
From about April until September half of Canada, Alaska, and the Pacific Northwest are on fire.
>>76583117
Hahahahahahahahaha!
This guy just wrote the Canadian documentary!
I sure love shitting on canada... but isn't this sort of how it works?
You can't really put out fires of this size and you wouldn't even want to. You just stop it from spreading and let it burn.
Just let it burn, let it all burn, let this entire fucking joke of a country burn. There's nothing here worth saving
>>76590090
>You just stop it from spreading and let it burn.
Pretty much, except to make this a quintessentially Canadian solution, you need to randomly import 300 niggers, because of a certain calendar date
>>76590459
Congrats on your 300 new deputized Permanent Canadians.
They truly are war heros fighting for the glory of Canada. Makes me shed a tear in my eye, with or without all the smoke.
>>76590764
>They truly are war heros fighting for the glory of Canada.
Exactly my thoughts, I just hope they are settling in fine. My girlfriend and I were so concerned I maxed out my credit cards so she could catch a plane. Go and help out with their 'home matters' she said. I 'm going to stay and look after her son, but send as much money as I can. I really feel like I'm making a difference, it's the Canadian way, it's Trudeau's way now.
>>76591445
this post made me cry desu
I wish I was Canadian
>>76583117
I'm laughing so fucking hard
>>76578871
The best part is apparently he's so greasy a huge spread of ground catches fire on impact.
>>76592439
I think a container of accelerant dropped out of the window with him and helped things on. It's low res but if you zoom in you might see what I see.
>>76592680
I see it too its like an object on the right of the picture
probably petrol or kerosene
>>76592822
Probably more like petrol based on how quickly it lit up. Kerosene doesn't really light that easily.
>>76592966
yea that is true
it also looks like eastern Europe or Russia to me also
Help, my country is a meme.
>A 57-year-old resident, Alexander Semikov, of Ekaterinburg , pours gasoline on himself before setting fire to himself and jumped from the 9th floor. "I have one way out," - he said before his death when bailiffs entered his apartment
How would the free market fix this?
>>76576397
OMG, are you seriously going to burn the continent?
Good job you fucking leaf
>>76585303
He's making Canada black.
All according to plan.
>>76594861
>How would the free market fix this?
For starters, whatever the fuck happened, I doubt the plan would include a planeload of niggers a, 6 million selfies, and a shout out to muslimes for ramamadamadong month. Given a comparison to plan <current year>, even trying to drown the fire in kittens sounds viable.
>>76595428
I live in the "russian tourists" orange part of mexico, but I've never seen a fucking russian, WTF?
