Reminder that behind every Australian flag is a sad Aussie who is crying for help. Tell them good things about themselves to encourage them. We must protect aussies; they balance the ecosystem and Canadian shitposters would ruin the board without them. Tell them they are funny, and that vegimite is a reall good food
No there isn't man.
Behind every Australian flag is just a troll, you think we just shitpost here? You should come to Australia.
It is literally a country based on banter and joking around. No one ever takes anything seriously here, there is no professionalism in any professions except for Special forces and Special police and High up specialist surgeons.
I'm half britsh and i'm planning on moving there this year to get away from this joke of a nation, there was a page on facebook that wanted to change our currency from dollars to dollery doos, like out of the Simpsons, and heaps of people got behind it.
Another thing i saw today people wanting to sign a petition to replace David Attenborough, with snoop dog for all national geographic docos, and hundreds of people want to sign it because they think it would be funny, and they don't think in any way for it as in insult to David Attenborough legacy.
For example, i just started a new job working as a phone sales rep for an internet/phone provider. I call up business's and get them to agree to meet with one of our sales reps who goes out and sees them and tries to sell them shit, so i book appointments for a certain date.
I only found out the other day that my manager looks though my appointments and if he sees one and thinks it's shit he will literally just throw it in the bin and won't tell me, and doesn't call these people telling them that we won't be coming, so these people think we are coming and we just don't show up.
I found out the other day that i've made 40 appointments and only 30 of them got seen, and i got 2 calls from people i made appointments with who said no one showed, then i rebooked it and the sales rep made a sale out of it.
That is Australia for you, we are a nation of unprofessional, lazy clowns.
>>70400992
You can hug us, m8.
No homo tho.
Come one, dont be shy. We know you were convicts n shit, no need to be tough anymore.
>>70400488
you don't get marijuana in australia, do you? it makes sense now.
>>70401092
you dropped your leaf m8
>>70400992
>>70400488
Aussies don't need our help, OP. They're pretty cool guys and don't afraid of anything.
>>70400488
screencapped for /r/4chan
they love this stuff
>>70401092
I don't want to fucking hug you, you filthy wog. I said i'm moving to BRITAIN, which is a 1st world country, i don't want to move to a shitty 3rd world country like yours.
>>70401228
thanks man
>>70401443
>which is a 1st world country
Enjoy you Ahmed cock.. - I mean your Queen blessing and cultural enrichment then.
>>70400488
>yeah nah m8, step 'ere and I'll fuken' nip ya
>>70400488
*cries*
>>70401642
is mick taylor from wolf creek real?
>>70401228
Good one m8
>be american visiting my brother in brisbane
>we order pizza for dinner
>i'll pay for it
>30 dollaridoos for 2 (two) pizzas
>give the pizza delivery guy two red monopoly moneys
>he doesn't just walk away assuming the rest is his tip and actually starts to give me my change
what the fuck is wrong with australians?
>>70402693
We get paid enough in hospitality here, theres laws for it or some shit, tipping isn't customary here.
>>70401896
Goulbourne super max Goal old mick.
>>70400992
It's okay man, just let it out. We're here for you.
