Coagulate your emotions into reality and harness the power of the meme arts to inherit and shape our future
Previous Thread >>76490433
Kek isn't real
CHAOS
>>76494810
PRAISE HIM DAMN YOU
Read about our ancestors
>>76494863
Yes he is.
>>76494863
You will be the first to burn.
PRAISE KEK
>>76494863
Why do you try so damn hard to mess with Lord Kek?
Kek is a brother, and wished only to alarm.
The old ones are coming
Kek will guide us all
KEK is now a country with it's own religion. What would it's military look like?
>>76495033
>>76494988
>>76494895
We must learn from our ancient brothers' downfall, we must maintain the western empire... in the name of mighty KEK, their legacy and ours will live on...
SAIL FORTH TILL YOU SEE THE PROMISED LAND
WE ALL DROWN IN THE 5TH DIMENSION
THE NINTH WAVE
I CAN FEEL IT'S COMING
THE NINTH WAVE
All powerful. All knowing.
Over a decade ago, japanese acolytes of Kek have shown us the image of a vision of the future Kek has shown to them.
The great prophecy of Donald Trump's first term.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8
Did memes meme meme-magic into reality?
Or did meme-magic meme memes into reality?
>>76494988
>>76495033
AND SO IT BEGINS
>>76495038
Just Nukes that decide their targets through RNG
>>76495093
/pol/ wished upon a star.
We wished to kill and humiliate all our enemies.
We will know final vindication.
>>76495038
Marauding pepe wojack bouncy ball calvaries
>>76494988
>>76495033
>>76495100
CANADA is blessed with KEK
>>76495176
sweden is scrubs
>>76495176
Sven, that's not how it works.
>>76495148
Godspeed
>>76495176
Observe, and laugh at this swine.
Was Jeb our sacrifice to bring Kek into the world?
KEK IS A FALSE GOD AND A FAGGOT. HEY KEK IF YOUR NOT A KEK THEN GO AHEAD AND STRIKE ME DO
>>76495296
Kek has always been
>>76495296
Yeb was a mere catalyst to onset the forthright of Kek, but it was his Guac that opened the portal to our universe for Kek to seed it with meme magic.
Reposting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frogs_Who_Desired_a_King
Meme magic is everywhere
>>76495338
The Nordic countries will be punished for their despicable faggotry.
>>76495338
I think we can all agree that God has trolled you enough already cant we, anon?
>>76495338
why have you forsaken your birthright?
>>76495400
Kek wills it, Straya bro!
>>76495400
>Finland
>Nordic
If Doubles I will get a GF soon!
>>76495400
WITNESSED!!!!
>>76495400
>>76495176
>sweden
Kek does not bless heathen countries.
>>76495476
You will get close.
I've had this smug frog statue since I was a child, what does it mean?
I made him a shrine.
>>76495296
Kek was always here. He waits until our darkest hour and brings light.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyIzzBf18pg
>>76495500
>>76495400
Witnessed.
Exodus 8 of KJV Bible has meme magic of KEK
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus+8&version=NKJV
KEK IS THE ONE AND THE TRUE
>>76495500
>dub dubs
xXXdubsSN4P3RXXx
Praise kek, Lord Almighty. I offer an OC meme as a sacrifice
>>76495500
FUCK. Can I at least get my call to action soon? PLEASE KEK??
>>76495400
>>76495500
Oh shit thank you Kek for my double void dubs
>>76495500
KEK IS WITH THIS STRAYABRO TONIGHT!
GIFT US WITH SOME WORLD RENOWND BANTZ OH BLESSED ONE.
KEK DEFINITELY VULT
>>76495532
bring him tendies
>>76495532
I need one
>>76495400
punish the cucked snowniggers frog jesus
>>76495611
This sates KEK for now, well done.
>>76495611
>>76495611
Holy shit kek is real it actually happened. My faith is unwavering
is kek the only true deity, or is this polytheism?
what if we only have only discovered a fraction of the divines and their power? what if meme-magic is just a part of a greater picture?
>>76495622
>mfw
>>76495695
meme magic IS the greater picture, deity
Kek wills these dubs
>>76495695
Oi Kek cunt is the Moida Cube apart of ya bloode Pantheon?
>>76495622
MY GOD
>>76495400
>>76495695
Kek is Almighty, but his disciples: Yotsuba, [s4s]-tan, Ebola-chan, Trump, and others, help spread his blessings
>>76495744
>>76495622
Kek is truly with us.
>>76495759
You don't roll, burger. Keks gives his blessings as he so chooses.
>>76495744
WITNESSED
>>76495791
They are Prophets, but there is only one source.
>>76495828
"And so was it discovered, ere through select chosen by word of KEK, that leylines of meme magick were channeled through the most devout of souls in preparedness for the Great Happening..."
--Iogue 25:3
check him
>>76495695
KEK is not the creator no.
He is the Lord of Chaos and Bringer of Light.
He has left an impression on almost every religion. Too many to name right now but its there if you search deep enough.
HE
WUZ
KANG
OF
KANGS
N
SHIET
Your inquisitive nature pleases Kek. Have a rare pepe
Thank you Kek
Select all images with grass
WILLS
>>76495695
Most of the old pantheons are interchangeable
Odin - Mercury - Woden - Horus - Lugh etc
All the same figure, its just different cultures interpretation of it.
Its entirely possible that the Eygyptian Kek presented himself to Germanic people in some form and that there are other gods awakening.
IT
Its treason then
Goodnight KEK general
>>76495744
WITNESSED!
(not before DUBS tho)
>>76494810
>we're a bunch of shut-ins, neckbeards, pedos and racists who've been losing at life for so long we're down to believing in utter superstitious bullshit
>>76496143
You might be right, but check these dubs
the fallacy of magic and why it is evil:
you don't use the memes, the memes use you
>>76495038
a million professional OPfaggots, trained from birth by the state, shitposting furiously in their basements, with the possibility to mobilize another ten to fifteen million on a moment's notice
memetic aggression on a world-ending, reality-altering scale
>>76496143
>he is oblivious to the quite tangible power wielded by those capable of creating self-reproducing societal fads
Pity this soul, my brethren.
>>76496143
YOUR SPLEEN WILL BE KEK'S NEW WATER POUCH
I have things to do, /KEK/, may Kek bless all those who post in this bread. See you, space faggots.
>>76496042
Wish more knowledge of the old European gods was preserved.
In 50 years, those of us still alive, will look back at all this Kek shit and be amazed that the whole world now worships an Egyptian frog god of chaos, who found his way back to Earth on some plucky little Korean cartoon board of peace.
Truly the beginning is a glorious thing to witness.
Praise Kek faggots.
>>76496258
A new age has dawned; and with it, friends. Kek bless you.
>>76496143
Nice try Jesus.
/pol/ is now a board of KEK. Like it or lump it.
>>76496143
heretic
>>76495176
id checked
This thread is now blessed with these repeating digits. Praise KEK.
Got shit to do lads, keep memeing and bringing hopeful chaos to a broken world full of double-standards.
Time to sleep. Kek watch over me
more DUBS
Kek ascendet super te , et divinitas ut ab eo praeconceptam opinionem de chaos . Ranae Deus vult .
>>76496143
FOOL, YOU DARE DEFY MY DARK MEME ARTS,
YOU WILL LEARN TO BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS
>>76496411
supreme sir
Oh kek, bless me with dubs
I must be up for work in 3 hours. I focused as much energy as possible brothers. I hope to awaken to a glorious Happening. Now it rests on the shoulders of the EuroBros to keep the ritual flowing.
PRAISE KEK AND GOOD LUCK!
>bernie rich af
> muh donations
Youre done
KEK grows weary from distributing good boy points to his faithful this night. It seems His Chaoticness wishes to rest now, and deliver blessings sparingly
If repeating numbers Trump wins in November, Hillary goes to jail and Bernie gets cucked on live TV by a negro by the name of Jamal
kek please give me dubs
>>76494810
wtf does this have to do with politics
mods mods mods
>>76496492
good night based prince
>>76494810
Brexit soon dark lords
>>76496492
very well
brothers, i leave the general in your hands, try not to be so provocative, teach others in the way of the meme
>>76496344
This guy has got atleast 3 dubs in the passed 5 mins.
BRING IN THE ASIAN CONCUBINES FOR OUR MOST HONORED BROTHER
>>76496588
>>76496599
FUCK HES NOT DONE YET
Praise kek
>>76496588
They tried to silence us once already newfag.
You can not stop fate however.
>>76496668
pretty yummy numbers desu senpaitachi
>>76496609
>>76496668
/pol/ is not like other boards, we cannot be raided to death like /x/ or broken like /trv/.
Take our board and we take all others, remove our captcha, filter our words to chickens and cucks, add in flags to make us infight for evermore.
It
Only
Makes
Us
Stronger
>>76496588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUAie-X3u8I
>>76496760
If Kek compels you to deliver his glory to the masses, so it shall be done.
>>76496760
IOMUS
>>76496143
yeah but ur a nigger
>>76496561
I guess no Jamal.
Praise kek
>>76497455
YES
Banana phone.
>>76497787
Nice non-get.
Wat the fuck am I doing I'm supposed to be an adult but damn nothing is sweeter than repeating digits.
>>76495549
There's more coincidence in the Bible. I was going to post this last sunday but that thread died so here goes.
>find Scott Adams' persuasion reading list (http://blog.dilbert.com/post/129784168866/the-persuasion-reading-list)
>first book on it is An Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds, and Hoaxes of the Occult and Supernatural by James Randi
>start reading
>second to last paragraph of the section on archangels says the following:
>In the Koran, four archangels are listed: Gabriël, in charge of revelations, Michael, the warrior, Azraël, who brings death, and Azrafil, whose only function appears to be standing by with a huge horn to sound the Last Trump.
>Azrafil, whose only function appears to be standing by with a huge horn to sound the Last Trump.
>Azrafil
>huge horn
>the Last Trump
>mfw airhorns all over Trump meme videos
>look up the archangels on wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archangel)
>tfw Azrafil is also known as Israfeel
>corresponding name in Hebrew Bible is RAPHAEL
>"According to tradition, Israfeel is the angel responsible for signaling the coming of Judgment Day by blowing a horn/trumpet."
So it has been foretold. Donald J. Trump is the Last Trump, Eternal God Emperor of Mankind. Ted Cruz was never a realistic candidate, instead serving to get more votes toward the Last Trump. He might become Supreme Court Justice though, which probably means Judgment Day for liberals is upon us.
Praise Kek.
>>76497938
That's creepy.
It reminds me of my little confirmatory mini-happening.
I was sitting in a Kek thread the other night and a moth flew right into my partially closed hand. I opened my hand to look at it and was about to take a picture when it flew off.
So I went and looked at moth symbolism, and this seems to be the general consensus of interpretation.
>Moth’s gifts include the power of the whirlwind, ease of movement in darkness/shadow, transformation/metamorphosis, ability to confuse enemies, ability to find light in darkness, hearing spoken and unspoken messages.
AN HIRO IS HERE
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/340366735/lets-make-rules#top
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/340366735/lets-make-rules#top
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/340366735/lets-make-rules#top
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/340366735/lets-make-rules#top
http://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/340366735/lets-make-rules#top
>>76498531
Oh boy, here we go!
>>76498489
2 spooky
