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2) Enter details including NI number
3) ...
4) Vote LEAVE
>C A M P A I G N
http://www.voteleavetakecontrol.org/organise
http://grassrootsout.co.uk/join-us
http://conservativesforbritain.org/sign-up/
http://www.ukip.org/volunteer
>P O L L / O D D S - C H E C K
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_United_Kingdom_European_Union_membership_referendum
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/eu-referendum/referendum-on-eu-membership-result
Best post of last thread award goes to:
>>76437943
Can someone explain this "little englander" meme to me?
We brexit EU or I brexit life
>>76439973
Reminder that the register to vote site is experiencing high traffic.
>>76440034
If you like England you are a close-minded bigot racist nazi.
KEK
Can anyone explain to me why non-whites in Britain feel so strongly about staying in the European Union?
>>76439973
Is that some alternative medicine, Nige?
>>76440034
wanting to look after your own people first is a terrible "inward looking" and "little englander" thing to do
>>76439973
bumping
>>76440140
He mentioned it after to be regarding e cigarettes.
>>76440095
Not exactly a surprise.
>>76440092
and to keep that traffic high
KEEP THOSE COMPLAINTS COMING LADS
do it for my nan
PUT IT ON FULL BLAST LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zCGQV_aJME
>>76440128
the grauniad told them anything else was rayciss
>>76440125
It is all of your duties to open up CMD and type in.
ping -n 1000000 www.registervote.service.gov.uk
>>76440157
unless youre ethnic, then its healthy and normal.
>>76440128
Because their inferior culture is protected by the EU buerocrats.
>>76440125
I can't tell if those bookmarks are memeshot bookmarks or real.
Was at gym missed the debate. How did based nige do?
>>76440236
"'I'd like to invite you all to join me in a little circle-jerk"
Welby is a cunt
Cameron too
>>76440334
what's so memey about them lad
>>76440125
Student Unions on suicide watch
>>76440325
bureaucrat
Saline as fuck
>>76440345
Pretty well considering he was interrupted constantly.
>>76440345
Better than Cameron. BTFO of the biased audience, whose questions consisted of "y u racist tho" "ye but y u raciss"
>>76440345
Pretty shit (audience were complete cunts to him) but polls and response tracking are showing he still did better than Cammywammy amongst undecided voters
>>76440034
Just a classic elitist disparaging term for hard working white tax payers who don't live in big cities.
You'll find them in suburbs and towns running businesses, working trades and living honest lives.
Usually vote Tory, like traditional values and form the backbone of our society.
>>76440455
bureaucrat
>>76440246
BASED ANON
>Destroy our economy
>Ruin our country with an ageing population and nobody to prop up the system
>Have no say on any matters of relevance ever, never have a say, never go to any meetings about decisions affecting us
>Have big multinationals move their HQ to Europe
>Lower GDP
>Lower wages
>Lower employment rates
>NHS will be under even more pressure with less skilled workers in the next 10-20 years at a minimum
>Get totally fucked by terrorists without support from Europe
>Back of the queue for trade deals with EU countries and the USA
>Dumb fucks like Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson who are essentially comedy figures will become people of actual importance which would be highly embarrassing
>Ignore advice of literally every group of experts ever including the banks, lawyers, foreign policy ministers etc etc etc
But hey, at least we'll be able to get rid of those fuckin' Muslims, amirite guys? They tuk ar jurbs. Amirite?
I mean, who cares about science, intelligence, rationale, logic, research, facts and evidence when those ragheads are taking over? amirite?
I adore old Nige but I don't think he did great tonight lads. Really depressed.
This is the black woman who tried to barrage the farage:
https://twitter.com/imimorgan
>>76440125
why does your firefox look like opera
>>76440246
They knew what they were doing, and nothing will happen.
>>76440456
Don't fucking call her anything racist ffs lads
>>76440413
newfag 4chan has always had a website to blame for everything
>>76440547
I have used firefox, opera, and chromium all in the past so I riced to suite my workflow
>>76440246
I actually sent one to Ofcom.
Ofcom will do more, and they send the complaint on directly to ITV anyway.
If they get enough complaints then they have to investigate whereas ITV don't.
"I found my girlfriend in a passionate tryst with a man in our bed... I liked it" - Owen Jones, noted braindead trickle down media whore and cuckold
>>76440538
>I mean, who cares about science, intelligence, rationale, logic, research, facts and evidence
obviously not you :^)
>>76440034
what cameron meant was youd be out of the bigger picture, shut off from the world doing things alone.
obviously this isnt true, but its how they paint the Leave scenario
>>76440413
>His screenshot is from a subreddit
>It's stupid to call him a redditor
Another child left behind
>>76439973
Crash the EU Brits. Do it. Crash it. It has to die!
>>76440246
God bless you, m8
Britbros please succeed with Brexit or we will invade
Robert Hayward, who got closed to the GE prediction last year will tomorrow call the Referendum for Leave bar unforeseen consequences.
Robert Hayward, who got closed to the GE prediction last year will tomorrow call the Referendum for Leave bar unforeseen consequences.
Robert Hayward, who got closed to the GE prediction last year will tomorrow call the Referendum for Leave bar unforeseen consequences.
t. Newsnight
>>76440483
A good response would be to ask them to define 'Little Englander'
>>76440095
fucking reddit senpai
>>76440716
*closest
>>76439409
It was a political interview with some laughs thrown-in you fucking moron. Steph and Dom are cool people. You must have watched it if you know about it so shut the fuck up about it.
>>76440476
which polls bruv
>>76440345
did good despite a couple self entitled muh racism black girls. he got a lot more applause than cameron and he answered questions directly. cameron on the other hand waffled like fuck and didnt actually answer a single question
>>76440645
Yeah I sent one to ofcom too but they have a submission form rather than an email address which doesn't lend itself to letter format it just blobs all your text. Doesn't make for easy reading and therefore not good for screencaps
>>76440542
DO NOT TWEET HER
Don't make the headline tomorrow "Poor innocent black women attacked by leave voters"
>>76439973
I never thought I'd say this but...
I'll be proud of you britbongs if you brexit.
>>76440456
>MOOP DA DOO FAX N FIGURES DONT MIX WITH NIGGERS
Last thread idiots saying Dresden came before Blitz
http://bombsight.org/#10/51.5049/-0.0900
Check that link, it's a map showing every single bomb that landed during the blitz, 1940-1941
Pretty much a nuclear warhead
Dresden was 1945
>>76440548
is that gif from the debate a couple weeks ago?
>>76440287
> Pinging www.registertovote.service.gov.uk
> Request timed out...
> Request timed out...
> Request timed out...
> Request timed out...
Glorious.
>>76440034
Another clever incoherent insult from metropolitan Londoners with no concept of English identity within their little internationalist city state.
>>76440716
Nah, fuck off. Don't believe you, source
So when's Dishface actually going head to head with Farage?
>>76440716
Direct source pls
>>76440125
hi zach
>>76440659
sauce on that mate its too good to be true
>>76439973
I doubt it but... can former colonies register to vote in this referendum? I'd give you glorious bastards a leave vote if I could. With all the EU hate speech laws in the making, it will be soon that you britbros can't even post on /pol/. That would be a shame.
>>76440615
>everyone is doing it
>i'll do it too
Retard.
>>76440676
>saving "please fuck off back to plebbit"
I'll be laughing once you retarded limeys get your vote rigged and since you're all cuckolds like Austria you'll do nothing about it.
>>76439973
> pretending it's not a glass of gin
>>76440542
Don't tweet her you fucking idiots
>>76440862
This gif is pretty old
>>76440933
Hi
>>76440897
>>76440931
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b07fczx1/newsnight-07062016
04:45
>>76440836
I'm so proud of my country now
It seems we are all becoming red pilled together
>>76440863
Yeah I'm having this problem too.
I find the best way is to open 100s of tabs by clicking with the scroll wheel, see if any connect or close the browser.
Repeat until you get in.
>>76440818
Tweet her all you like, don't be shrivelled into a flacid cock like they want us to.
>>76440938
m8 that's literally a screencap from the e-reader version of his book
>smart and educated people strongly favour stay
>uneducated lower classes favour leave
I wonder why...it is really making me think.
>>76440716
>>76440766
1/1 means it will definitely be 2/2, meme magic.
>>76440862
I've had it a while do I don't think so. Saved it from 4chan on December 12th 2015.
>>76440842
Must be trolling, how could anyone be that stupid
>>76440095
What would be the /pol/ version of this?
>>76440542
>Diversity Advocate
Gee what a surprise
>>76440542
pls don't tweet at her unless you have a black person in your avatar
accuse her of being racist as a black person and you're good to go
>>76441017
Don't say something stupidly racist though
>>76440710
Murrica despite the fact that your best effort at banter is consistently 'lol bad dentistry' and the fact that you insist on taking credit for shit you didn't do, we are rather fond of you and sincerely hope that if we get cucked into remaining you'll elect Trump and liberate the fuck out of us
Godspeed
>>76440863
>err nerr all them poor people who will miss out
>>76440659
source on this pls
>>76441053
A massive UKIP flag over all of the UK
>>76441053
100% UKIP
>>76440152
>area bombing
aka carpet bombing aka saturation bombing aka dropping bombs on civilian population centers indiscriminately aka terror bombing.
Giving it a fancy name doesn't change anything, it's still as bad as anything Hitler did and here's a fucking spoiler alert, nobody fucking cared at the time. People were totally okay with leveling civilian towns and cities, that's pretty much how the vast fucking majority of wars were fought right up until after world war 2. People only started thinking mass slaughter and outright annihilation of a city was such a terrible idea when we all got so frighteningly good at it. Then America made the bomb. That's what really defined what kind of war is okay to fight in the modern age; can the country retaliate with nukes? No? Then who gives a fuck? Bomb the shit out of it and flatten every building.
Sorry that's the world we live in and people still make excuses for it today. Either learn to defend yourself from it or just get better at it than anyone else, don't pretend we were ever above it.
>>76441025
>Smart educated people
>~20 year old Uni students
Choose one and only one.
>>76440095
>>76441109
LE VOTE FRAUD LE VOTER SUPPRESION!!!
>>76440952
How uncouth my dear American cousin
>>76440538
>I mean, who cares about science, intelligence, rationale, logic, research, facts and evidence when those ragheads are taking over?
Sharia law will prohibit all of that.
DAILY REMINDER that Jocks need to be genocided
>>76440952
>Country of which invented cuckholding and modern multiculturalism talking about cucks.
>>76441019
>>76441019
he has a few doesnt he?
which is it?
>>76440985
>>76441046
hmph
i guess that vicar lady must be someone important then, to keep popping up on these things with hitchens
>>76440838
>facts and figures don't mix with niggers
>>76440095
>>76441137
>>76441143
Sort of like this
>>76440710
Please invade we have some tasty tasty Angloburgers here and I assure you, the flavour of real Aberdeen Angus beef is superior when it actually comes from Aberdeen.
>>76440985
That black guy was based as fuck
>>76441161
>aka terror bombing.
That implies the primary motivation is to cause terror. The primary motivation is to cause death.
Sigh. Cheers, Coburn. Now the Remainians will focus on this and not the debate proper.
>>76440125
>>76440287
>>76440863
>>76441014
>>76441109
Keep it up lads
Serves the fucking idiots right.
Who waits months to register?
>>76440456
Can you give me the source on those graphs?
Can't seem to find it with google
shit brit/pol/ and the leave campaign just got eternally btfo
how can we ever recover?
>>76441218
>country that has an area called cuckold's point
>>76440952
And here we have a perfect specimen of a banterless American. Unable to handle any bantz or humour, even on 4chan, he quickly resorts to insults, lashing our ferociously because he is offended. If we don't calm him down he will proceed to spam the entire thread until it dies, or he gets hungry and microwaves another meal.
>>76441221
>>76441122
his book on chavs (don't bother reading it, it's a bunch of grauniad level bullshitting)
>>76440345
Not good, he got barraged tbf.
They should put up Gove or Hannan for these things, their planet sized brains will bypass the audiance stupidity.
https://twitter.com/ImiMorgan
Look who's been found, lads
>>76441051
It annoys me when people say muh dresden and poor Germans
They literally did it first
>>76441356
not an argument
>>76441214
At least Wales and NI are still based.
>>76441265
Proper Aberdeenshire highland coos! See them out in the field whenever I head out of town. Legit shit, not full of hormones or anything else.
>>76440879
It seems these metropolitan elite don't have any concept of the nation state, a national identity or patriotism. They only care for globalisation and strong economies. They know they can scare voters with the 'strong economy' meme because they think a stronger economy means a better standard of life.
>>76440483
oh god i just had an idea
Can we equate the term and idea 'Little Englander'' with Hobbits? Every time some cunt uses the expression we can enull its power.
Can someone shop the words Little Englander onto this for me please?
Halfling Pride World Wide
Frodo : I can't vote out, Sam.
Sam : I know.
It's all wrong
By rights we shouldn't even be here.
But we are.
It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo.
The ones that really mattered.
Full of darkness and danger they were,
and sometimes you didn't want to know the end.
Because how could the end be happy.
How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened.
But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow.
Even darkness must pass.
A new day will come.
And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer.
Those were the stories that stayed with you.
That meant something.
Even if you were too small to understand why.
But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand.
I know now.
Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t.
Because they were holding on to something.
Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth voting out for.
Can someone cobble me together some mem e magery?
>>76441407
WE need more hannan, gove is too toxic thanks to prisons adn schools.
Sky just reported that the site is back up again - Last chance to register!
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
>>76441356
>shill
>shill post on reddit
>posting shill post by shill on 4chan
just kill yourself already
>>76441260
>>76441053
>>76441137
>Soon lads 2020 here we come
>>76441260
>north-west
why does everyone in the north-west vote labour, glad my county voted for UKIP at least
>>76441161
>It does not compare to Nazi war crimes although I agree that it was morally wrong and we shouldn't have done it
>It's not true that people didn't care at the time
>That is not how 'the vast majority of wars were fought until WW2'
>>76441515
>https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote
I'll just go and check that out.
>>76441356
What these people don't get is that they SERIOUSLY think the EU is in any way reformable. It fucking isn't. It's a behemoth that started off as an attractive trade deal and has become a hideous New World Order.
>>76441490
What scene is this picture from? I don't recognise it.
>>76441355
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/07/eu-referendum-debate--david-cameron-and-ukip-leader-nigel-farage/
There's the telegraph one you lazy fuck.
The other is on the Guardian politics twitter page.
>>76441356
>"diversity"
>Nationalism is a bad thing.
>Sound arguments, combatted with "muh feelings"
Into the bin with it.
>>76440125
>all those disenfranchised retard students
Beautiful
>>76441388
>offended
I don't think so.
>>76441551
tribal
>>76441439
don't be racist to her
>>76441407
Hannan is the best choice desu. Gove is hated just as much for Cameron due to all the shit with schools. >>76441509
>>76441168
Oh shit, you got me! Of course all well educated people are 20 years old doing a liberal arts degree. There I was thinking about scientists, economists, politicians and other intellectuals. And of course they all went to uni, so have all been indoctrinated and are not smart enough to think for themselves. How silly of me. I suppose I'd better ask the local garbage collector on what to vote, I hear he likes to read the Daily Mirror so he must know what he is talking about.
>>76441214
Being Scottish is hell. I just found a communist flag in my dad's attic and he wants to remain because "He's not a xenophobe"
>>76441356
>We should stay because diversity
>Current year
>Raised more arguments against the EU than for it
>This is why we should stay
>1000 upvotes and two people bought upvotes.
I will never understand Redditors, I can try all I my life and I am certain I will never understand their thought process.
>>76441356
>the eu is shit but muh diversive and progressive
And this gets plebbit gold?
>>76440863
There's a lad.
Obviously you can type in any number you want, doesn't have to be 1000000
>>76441455
Coventry?
The bombing that Churchill let happen, in order for the Germans not to find out we'd cracked Enigma?
>>76441388
10/10 read it in his voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHLfMXb0Yg
>>76440952
gb2 gaia
What are UKIPS other policies?
What are they going to become after june 23rd?
>>76441356
>"and hey listen, [thing being argued about] is clearly not perfect"
is there any lower form of debating? Stop conceding the point and realise it's shit
>18-24 year olds and ex-pats registering more than last year
Kill me
>>76440863
I can almost taste the liberal tears
>>76441535
>Close win for the remain side
>Labour goes into PRO EU MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
>loses more votes to UKIP
>UKIP/CON coalition
Either way it's looking peachy
Good luck you cucked motherfuckers.
I really hope you pull this off.
Please pay careful attention to the tallying process please. It doesn't matter how you vote if the counters can just do whatever they want.
Good luck M8s
>>76441364
You have an area called cuckold creek.
>>76441524
im clearly joking you tard, im a full on leave missile.
>>76441656
>>76441551
when I was at school in the NW my classmates weren't 100% labour, a large number of CON/UKIP
>>76441614
>world unity
>world peace
>diversity
>but not in africa we need to preserve their cultures
>evil literally hitlers
just how debate with this people?
>>76441346
Can we stop at midnight? That's the deadline right?
>>76441787
>What are they going to become after june 23rd?
irrelevant, hopefully.
>>76441787
They will become the UKNP
Ahh yes, very impressive
>>76439973
Been trying to register but the site has crashed for the last couple hours.
Disappointed tbqh.
>>76440125
https://www.gov.uk/performance/register-to-vote
>>76441388
underrated
>>76441614
So lads, if we leave the EU what will become of UKIP? Will they retire in glory after a job well done, with Nige spending the rest of his days fishing and at the pub? Or will they becoming something new, a unifying force standing above the old parties that will likely be tearing themselves apart because of BREXIT?
>>76441888
Yeah well yours existed first.
>>76441455
They did indeed do it first - Rotterdam being a good example of explicit terror bombing
>>76441937
U.K. Industrialist party
>>76441183
EVIL TORY CONSPIRACY
>>76441918
I suspect they may make some sort of extension because of the "technical" issues
>>76441681
I thought you were referring to the polls of "Educated voters" which are usually ~20 year old Uni students who always favor the left politically but tend to go more right as they enter the working class and get older
>>76441515
>>76442008
I think we should all double, triple, quadruple check just to make sure it's working.
>>76441632
Live with a man 40 years. Share his house, his meals. Speak on every subject. Then tie him up, and hold him over the volcano's edge. And on that day, you will finally meet the man.
>>76441989
why the fuck didnt you do it before you mongoloid
>>76441551
Same in the north east. Nearly everyone here votes labour because they fall for the 'Labour for the working man' and the 'tories closed the mines' memes. The people voting labour hate what they stand for, they hate multicultural, they hate the idea of mass immigration and increased EU integration.
>>76441509
>>76441674
Hannan was on Daily Politics today, up against Spear Chuka who he absolutely BTFO
Check it out on iPlayer, the remain camp literally have no arguement.
It annoys me when Remainers ask Farage and co what they are going to do if we vote to Leave.
THAT'S THE PM'S JOB
The current government should be offering examples of what Leave would look like. Asking Farage to outline a new policy is retarded as he isn't even an MP
>>76441800
>X is shit
>That is why we must remain anchored to X
>>76441977
>all those retweets and favourites
i'm liking twitter more and more with each passing day desu
>>76441599
Its from the european collective subconcious
>>76441937
I think they will become the nationalist party as well desu
I don't think they are going away, apparently he is rebranding the party and going to change the logo
>>76441837
>I'll get you farage!
>>76441759
RULE BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
>>76442020
Nige would retire and bask in glory, and their competent MPs would probably move to the newly decucked Tory party.
>>76441759
That guy's based as fuck.
>>76442020
If we leave Nige peerage is inevitable but I don't think Nuttall or Diane James are capable of leading the party effectively. Maybe Delingpole or someone could hop in but I doubt it.
If we remain, tories split UKIP sweep all elections between now and 2020 and we get a coalition government involving UKIP at the next GE
>>76442020
I mean, they've broadened their policy domains.
I'd say they'd still be as much of a force as they were, they're not the "one issue" party they were around the mid 2000s. I'd argue they still have a strong anti-establishment party, if not one that goes further than 2015.
Either way, it'd be a job well done.
>>76442179
This.
The government would be entirely responsible which is why cuntmoron does not want to leave, if we "go into economic recession and yadayada" it will be entirely the responsibility of the leadership of the government
>>76441759
Red headed Brit gets cucked on camera
>>76442173
Will check it out, cheers.
>>76441815
I've gone up to count the votes in my constituency.
There won't be any problems in the counting halls, it'll be those million or so Remain postal votes that'll just appear out of thin air that'll ruin everything.
>>76439973
Website won't work, My vote in this already bought and paid for sham of a referendum is not doubly worthless.
>>76441734
Yea that as well but Dresden was 1945
London was 1940-41
http://bombsight.org/#13/51.4984/-0.0827
>>76441977
Checked, and what a fucking surprise.
Why Huffington Post and Salon exist is anyone's guess. They're both self-serving garbage pieces of shit.
>>76442131
It's my right to leave it to the last minute. Have you guys been contributing to the crash? You now have one less leave vote because the site is down.
>>76442150
Dat programmers bod.
>>76440838
made me snort my cuppa out my nose you cheeky cunt
>>76441400
i want to believe
>>76441551
North-Westerner here
I actually don't know. The funny thing is, the majority of people up here absolutely love Farage, everyone up here wants less government nannying, less immigration, more conservative fiscal policies and traditionalist ideals, everyone plans to vote for a Brexit... but they're all die-hard Labour voters. It's utterly mind-boggling.
>>76442179
>>76442322
Let's be fair though, if we do vote Leave, Cameron won't be making decisions for very long.
>David Cameron bullied ITV into letting him speak separately from Farage - and after Farage so Farage couldn't refute any of his points
>Everyone including remainers still thinks he came out on top tonight
Thank you based angry black woman
>>76442412
>it's my right to be a lazy cunt
you got that right
>>76442411
Guardian is going further and further down the gutter with each passing day as well sadly.
>>76440125
Government Couldn't organise a piss up in a brewrey hahahaha
>>76442438
Same in Wales anon. MUH MINES outweighs any actual political opinions come polling day. It's sickening and insane.
>>76442180
My car has a dent and a broken taillight. I guess I better leave it in a ditch somewhere, it is clearly not worth saving
Dont forget to post pictures of leaves all over social media.
We can brainwash people in a shit subliminal way.
>>76442527
what a ledge
>>76442322
The worst part about this is that market fluctuations are extremely influenceable, and the negative hype whipped up by Remainers on the economy is self fulfilling
Markets rely on trust
>>76442322
This desu and he needs to keep the status quo going so his bumboy Osbourne can be the next PM and then let shit hit the fan once interest rates inevitably go up in 2021 but it'll be okay because Georgey boy has gotten his 4 years sealed.
THey are aware of the problem folks
https://twitter.com/electoralcommuk?lang=en-gb
>>76441759
>This whole political environment encapsuled
The cuck ginger native cares more about "being diverse" and the black nig is based and patriotic about britain, completely trashing the BBC narative that only racist whites want to leave the EU
>>76442554
Hopefully a Leave vote will result in such a political shift that we can move on from this shit from the early 80s.
>>76442466
Nothing will get the white working class riled up more than seeing an angry black woman shout at Farage for being opposed to mass immigration
>>76442438
because they havent seen first hand what labour has done to this country.
Londoner here, id rather fuck a black than vote labour
>>76440120
>If you like England you are a close-minded bigot racist nazi.
And a yankee faggot too. I agree
>>76442564
>A dent
It's every so slightly more than a dent.
If your car got a dent decades ago and you've been trying to fix that dent in all sorts of manners but have only managed to obscure the appearance of said dent at best whilst the dent is still on your mind 24/7 - I'd say ditch it.
>>76442663
Where are you in the north west anon? I went to school up there
>>76442510
The Guardian used to be like Tony Benn; lefty but respectable.
Nowadays it's like Natalie Bennett.
>>76442527
Literally marvelous.
I can fucking hear the left-wing students whining already.
>"Ahhhh mannn, like, like deadlines are micro-aggressions.
>>76442527
absolute madman
>>76442527
>Unprecedented demand
aka
LOL WE DIDN'T REALISE YOU PLEBS WOULD ACTUALLY WANT A VOTE
>>76442527
>>76442602
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>76441487
They don't seem to understand the concept of welfare. As far as they are concerned, welfare means handouts for the unemployable and more medication for drug-dependent reprobates with "depression".
My understanding of welfare is the happiness of the people. Surely the contentedness of each and every man and woman is our priority. That is the whole point of living.
Nobody in the political establishment cares about the unemployed, nobody cares about single motherhood or the abject lack of marital relationships. Nobody cares that the family unit has been replaced by communist solutions. The elderly live in squalid commie blocks, the education system is in ruins thanks to poorly raised, intolerable children.
Leaving the EU might open the door to solving some of these problems. But needless to say Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage do not hold the key.
>>76442734
Foreign and fucking insane?
>>76442510
MSM is done. No one believes anything they say anymore.
The Guardian used to report news. Now, it tries to tell you what to think instead.
For shame.
>>76442590
There will be an initial shock just from the uncertainty, but it should stabilise quite quickly. For every investor shitting himself, there will be another looking to buy FTSE 100 stocks and GBP at an artificially low price.
>>76441977
Stacking the audience with Huffpo
FAIR & BALANCED
>>76442510
At least we have some consolation in the fact that the paper loses hundreds of millions a year. Their tosh hasn't been profitable in a long time, and before they started the crackdown the comments sections would just be filled with people take the piss for it being so stupid. It's no coincidence they're massively pushing a new """anti-hatespeech" movement which would allow them to prosecute commenters that they deemed "offensive".
>>76442602
>>76442527
>wait until the last minute
Sorry, but if several people wait until 09:45 on election day to vote and we have to line up in a queue it's not the fucking government's fault
>>76440246
So, how do you like having a government that doesn't respect Freedom of Speech? Yeah, maybe you faggots should quit TRYING TO GET US TO BAN FREE SPEECH, GUNS, AND WORKING HEALTHCARE! Fuck off and die you foreign piece of shit.
>>76442602
>Bel"IN"da
>>76442734
>>76442510
The comments have gotten better, they used to be rife with smug self loathing, white, middle class, ivory towered, champagne socialist cunt holes.
>>76442527
>>76440125
>>76441977
Someone tip off breitbart
00:00 No more registering to vote. We're too late folks.
>>76442826
And a bitch.
IIIIITTS MY TURN NOWWW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8ViXQrv7Y
12:00
Game Over. Deadline has been passed
>inb4 the government extend the deadline to allow more liberals to register because of UNEXPECTED DEMAND
>>76442602
It's like a clusterfuck. Oh Golly Oh Geez Oh Man.
>>76442734
The Guardian was a good newspaper that you could read regardless of your political leanings. That was about 15 years ago. Now it's 10% Wikileaks and 90% Buzzfeed 2.0
>>76442746
>deadlines are microaggressions
>>76441025
Did you not watch the debate mate?
>all remainers questioning Cameron are angry victims with toddler like mentality
>all leavers are calm, collect business owners and professionals
You should watch it mate, it is actually what this thread is about.
>>76442527
>GayToryJon
heh, caught me off guard, had a little giggle
>>76442977
They can't extend the deadline by law.
There were people that were denied a vote in the last G.E. because polling stations ran out of ballots and they didn't touch it because they can't, legally.
>>76442916
Maybe if Russia would invade us they could bring back freedom of speech tbqhfamalam.
>>76442977
What was the traffic to the website at in the last hour, assuming 75% of them are young REMAINERS. How many votes did we just win?
>>76442101
22 year old Masters student here, about to graduate. Become right wing in second year of uni, member of UKIP since then.
>>76441837
>No sign of Nige making Anime real
I keep hearing about this. Will Farage make it real?
>>76441324
Wait, is Jamie Ross sarcastic because the so-called revelation is so obviously true or because he doesn't believe it's true?
>>76442796
> single motherhood or the abject lack of marital relationships.
I don't know if anyone remembers but this was one of Cameron's main passions back when he was first trying to make leader of the Tories. Somewhere along the line these kinds of concerns seem to go out the window, for all of them. The problem is politicians who make it to any position of power are bought and paid for, every one of them.
>>76440413
>RULE 5: “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.” - Saul Alinsky
Nice try, faggot.
>>76443016
>"Why LEGO is a symbol of white male oppression and segregating young girls into a feminine way of life"
>>76442943
I hate the green party so much
why are they so smug with one seat,
Electoral Commission @ElectoralCommUK 52s53 seconds ago
The deadline to #RegisterToVote in the #EURef has now passed. If you did not register, you cannot vote in the EU Referendum.
>>76442309
Just be careful of another Tony Blair style character coming along to "reunite the Labour Party" before the GE.
I don't think it would happen but if they sack Corbyn off in 2018 we'll see.
12 bongs.
It has begun lads.
We're in the final stage of Operation: Sovereignty
You literally have no, let me repeat, NO excuse to ever complain about our country going to shit if you don't attempt to convert everyone you know to Leave in the next two weeks.
You have 14 days.
Thats just 336 bongs.
>>76442935
>gotten better
now it's full of trans-racial demisexual snowflakes just chanting about RAYCISSS and LOL MALE TEARS all the time
>>76443170
STUDENT BBUTTHURT AT MAXIMUM
I voted remain
>>76443129
Don't worry lad, anime is still a top priority
>>76441535
>>Soon lads 2020 here we come
Is there any chance that elections for Commons might come sooner than 2020?
>>76442061
We have to use the 'tinfoil' and 'conspiracy theory' memes against them
>>76439973
>suddenly realise i may not be registerd
>want to check
>go to register just in case
504 ERROR x9001
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
SATAN SAVE ME
>>76443170
BASED
>>76442727
I mean, so far my dent has not been fixed.I guess there has been no progress in dent fixing since the model-T ford. So yeah, in the future it must definitely be impossible to fix my dent. Thanks for the advice, I'll first drive my functioning car to the crushers so I can have it destroyed. Clearly it no longer functions with this dent.
Can someone please for god sakes remind the tories or cameron about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tetk_ayO1x4
>Ah, does he want to give away complete control and fiscal autonomy to an unelected body, yes i believe he does
Why is it good for us that people can't register to vote?
>>76440524
You don't have
>free elections
>free speech
>guns
>any other freedoms
So shut up. you lose, you will remain, and there's nothing you can do you worthless subhuman faggot. Now stay away from America.
>>76443246
Excellent idea.
>>76443170
BTFO
T
F
O
>Destroy our economy
>Ruin our country with an ageing population and nobody to prop up the system
>Have no say on any matters of relevance ever, never have a say, never go to any meetings about decisions affecting us
>Have big multinationals move their HQ to Europe
>Lower GDP
>Lower wages
>Lower employment rates
>NHS will be under even more pressure with less skilled workers in the next 10-20 years at a minimum
>Get totally fucked by terrorists without support from Europe
>Back of the queue for trade deals with EU countries and the USA
>Dumb fucks like Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson who are essentially comedy figures will become people of actual importance which would be highly embarrassing
>Ignore advice of literally every group of experts ever including the banks, lawyers, foreign policy ministers etc etc etc
But hey, at least we'll be able to get rid of those fuckin' Muslims, amirite guys? They tuk ar jurbs. Amirite?
I mean, who cares about science, intelligence, rationale, logic, research, facts and evidence when those ragheads are taking over? is that right?
make an account and vote for things you want to be popular! :)
>>76443257
Did you vote in the GE last year?
>>76443170
pls screencap butthurt for me
>>76443161
Hey, I'm happier with them with one seat and smug, than with any power.
Look what they did to Brighton:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2613905/Lunacy-town-turned-green-A-ban-bacon-butties-Traffic-calming-sheep-Transgender-toilets-Sounds-like-send-In-fact-real-story-Britains-loopiest-party-took-Brighton.html
This is what fucking happens when these liberal fucks are given any power. I'd be far happier if they spent their time getting truncheoned by police for trespassing than campaigning for office...
Guys how many countries use zero hour contracts?
Need some ammunition
>>76443194
>Operation: Sovereignty
Oi mate, that's my trademark.
>that feel when you don't even live in Britain but your expat mum just got her ballot
VOTING REMAIN FOR HER
She's invalid, bless her soul.
>>76442180
IMMER WIEDER IMMER WIEDER IMMER WIEDER ÖSTERREICH
>>76443130
Nah, the debate was on ITV and not BBC. That literally is all he's poking fun at, but it's sadly these small little 'lol owned' moments that comprise a lefty winning mindset.
>>76443172
I don't think they'd get away with it. They opened pandora's box with their £3 memberships. A fucking huge chunk of their membership is now retarded socialist lefty students, they aren't going to vote for a Blairite unless they get tricked into thinking Chukka is Obama 2.0
>>76443316
Leave voters are seen as more dedicated therefore likely to have prepared.
>>76443324
t. Muhammad al Islam al Baghdadi il Ummanah ar Ibrahim
>>76443316
Because if they've left it this late they're probably clueless remainers who saw it in a twitter hashtag
>Big ben just struck twelve
SORRY LAST MINUTE LEFTIES
>>76443170
>Millions of would be remainers just got cut off
Feels good th
>>76443194
I feel like we're doomed, I don't want to believe it but what if it all fails at the last moment
>>76443194
>You literally have no, let me repeat, NO excuse to ever complain about our country going to shit if you don't attempt to convert everyone you know to Leave in the next two weeks.
This. If you vote Remain, you're agreeing to all the shit that the EU does from now on. All of it.
>>76443209
You seen the comments about tonights show right?
>>76443194
This.
History is now set.
Britain becomes a mediocre European province of Germany. Or Britain becomes Great again. Those who vote 'remain' can never, ever again complain about any condition in Britain.
>>76440246
Was it that bad? I haven't seen it yet, but I'm guessing it was like any debate where the audience is full of shills and Nigel never gets a chance to explain his arguments.
>>76443384
You do realize Dakis are illegal to export from Japan and need to be smuggled out, right?
>>76443316
idiot young morons who think
>Brexit
>Racist
will turn up on 23rd of june to vote in and be turned away
low turnout helps Brexit
>>76443306
>implying the conservatives aren't left wing now
>>76443170
We did it, Reddit!
>>76443339
yes
>>76442412
Only got yourself to blame, you fucking shit stain
THESE C U C KS GOT C U C K E D BECAUSE MUH I LEFT IT LATE. LOOK AT THESE LIBERAL FUCKS.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RossRKelly
https://mobile.twitter.com/bigbates22_lee
https://mobile.twitter.com/FinKnopsMckim
>>76443380
where are you in the states? i'm always interested in where brits settled when they emigrated
NE or Utah have high numbers
>>76443493
I hope you all tried very hard to access the .gov site and register and I'm very sad to read you couldn't access it.
>>76443363
>Step 4
>Stand outside a popular voting place with the flag pole all day
>>76443135
>tripfaggot
I hope you enjoy the filter you cocksucker.
Lads has anyone got a link to the ITV debate? I was stuck in a CS:GO game during the entire thing.
>>76443556
Then you're registered mate, nothing to worry about
Probably should've had a polling card through the letterbox by now though
I hold on irish passport and will probably vote leave because I don't give a shit about british """culture"""
tell me why I'm wrong /pol/
Capped
>>76443354
I hate them they are SJW communists
They never even mention the environment during debates
>>76443607
What rank are you mate?
>>76443324
I'd dance with the Devil himself to get rid of the foreigners from this country.
Jean Claude Juncker is a fucking choirboy in comparison.
Get the fuck out Muhammad. Out of the Eu, and you next.
Guys did you hear me
I said I voted remain
>>76443607
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hefD0Aim40
>>76443607
Not worth watching. Watch Hannan on Daily Politics instead
>>76443525
Im pretty sure most of them are still conservatives its just the tossbags at the top
Leadership purge when?
>>76443633
You're not.
Just go and vote leave and fuck off back to potato land.
>>76443620
havent yet, although pooling cards normaly come about a week or two before hand where i am
>>76443607
Did it fucking go to triple overtime or are you Silver?
>>76440476
EXCELLENT NEWS.
I was out with friends and couldn't watch but was getting floods of messages from Remainer fucks telling me he was being pummelled. Was about ready to hang myself with my dick.
>>76441407
Hannan isn't good for things like this. He's on the record about wanting to privatise the NHS. Someone will inevitably bring that up, and it doesn't do well to insult the national religion/cult on TV.
>>76443633
goodman
>>76443529
Was someone actually DDOSing it?
>>76443571
Too bad.
>>76442870
It's a trust fund babby - and the money is running out
>>76443647
>website down for the last half and hour
>half and hour
What did he mean by this?
>>76443647
cheers.
>>76443633
Go vote leave anon, do us a service
>>76443461
Yes, and that's virtually all I saw. If you saw otherwise, maybe they went in and sent all the politically incorrect comments to teh gulag.
>>76440246
I think that's quite a fair description of the ITV debate today. The bias against Farage was pretty obvious.
And I say that as a fairly neutral person -- I'm American, and I'm not inclined toward any particular position on the EU issue, because it doesn't affect me.
>>76440538
>"hurr durr, since we're a population sink, we should just keep being a population sink and pay the consequences"
Fuck you faggot.
1) Quit being a population sink. Demographic pressures tend to destroy corruption and rigidiy in the government. Ban abortion now and restrict birth control.
2) Being a population sink means that you're wanting your country to use soft(or hard) power to increase inflows from population sources which you won't allow development in.
3) Fuck off you imperialist piece of shit. Next decade you'll be saying that you have to shoot and kill civilians in some random country just because otherwise you won't be able to use their people. We all saw what you faggots did to libya just to keep the flows of people to replace your dead children you fuckwit.
All brits should be exterminated. hell, the yankee aglophiles deserve the rope too.
>>76440095
What do the colors represent?
>>76443170
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall,
Or as a moat defensive to a house
Against the envy of less happier lands;
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
>>76443633
Checked, and you're not wrong.
Good job M8
You made Bisping a world champion. This should be a piece of cake.
Leave, or Bisping doesn't defend once.
>People complaining they couldn't register
Shouldn't have left it till the last minute you retarded fucks.
>>76440676
Don't you DARE make fun of our blacks you piece of shit.
>>76443858
Political parties.
Blue Tory
Red labour
Purple ukip
Yellow SNP
Orange lib dem
Plaid who gives a fuck
>>76443722
>Leadership purge when?
Cameron is finished after the referendum, it all depends on who takes his place.
>>76443801
I saw contrasting comments saying how it was bias and how Farage did well.
Maybe mods have gulag'd comments.
Registration over. Normies and cucks missed the boat. LET THE SHILLING BEGIN.
>>76443591
Don't be daft lad, you're thinking way too small.
>>76443291
Stop with the dent metaphor.
This is clearly a greater issue than a dent in a car.
We have ONE chance to leave. One, and then not again. Seeing as you brought up this dent you would obviously admit to its faults that we've been trying to fix for years, with the result being the 27 other states seeing us as a bunch of spoiled whining babies. The EU functions, but functions poorly. The EU's "democracy" is defended by people saying that people are too stupid to decide for themselves. The lack of sovereignty is responded to by the fact that the UK shouldn't decide its own laws anyway. And the immigration argument is shot down because everyone that wants to leave is a disgusting straight white male (including me - sorry).
The EU is garbage and instead of keeping our head above water - consider the possibility that it's anchoring us to the sea bed.
>>76443170
THE FIRE RISES
>>76443858
>In american terms
>Red - socialist
>Blue - cuckservatives
> Purple - Are nige
> Dark Yellow - Libtards
> Yellow - Scottish traitors
>Dark green - Welsh """""nationalists""""
New Bread When?
>>76443735
I'm in the occupied six counties of potato land. We get a vote
new thread
>>76443647
WHO THE FUCK LEAVES THIS UNTIL THE VERY LAST MINUTE?!?!
Their response should be 'fuck you, anyone who takes this long to register to vote in the most important ballot since 1975 shouldn't be voting in the first place. Fucking student cunts.'
>>76443318
It's ok, David "Pork" Cameron is going to give us a British Bill of Rights
>>76443633
I'll be claiming my Irish passport just to exploit European citizenship for my own gain while keeping Britain out
Get fucked
>>76443787
what is it with the retarded phrase 'What did he mean by this?' clearly it's obvious you waste of dna
>>76443571
>>76443647
Glorious scenes.
>>76443843
>This incoherent delusion
I bet you actually think you're somewhat intelligent as well, am I correct? Possibly even above average?
lmfao.
>>76443947
>Nord iron - what a fookin mess who fookin knows or cares
>>76444044
>Labour
>socialist
That's not true. Economically they're quite similar to the Tories. At least under Millipead they were.
>>76444044
I want to disagree with this, but he's right.
>>76444116
it's a meme from the home of memes
>>76443858
Red is Labour (mainstream left, cucks)
Blue is Conservative (mainstream '''''right''''', cucks)
Yellow is SNP (lefty scots)
Purple is UKIP
Dark green is Plaid Cumrag (turbocuck lefty welsh)
Orange is Lib Dem (centre left, okay in principle cucks in practice)
Grey is Burcow's seat, he's the speaker of the House of Commons
Does not apply to Northern Ireland, they have their own parties
>>76440218
Cop out.
He's using homeopathic voodoo to cure his back pain because he's a faggot
>>76444115
Lol are we supposed to be jealous? You realize we hate the EU?
>>76443915
>Deadline is 12
>Try to register before 12
>Can't do it
How is that their fault?
>>76443647
>Waiting for the last moment to register
These millennials deserve it, it's like doing your coursework in school at the absolute last minute, you're going to get fucked over by your own laziness.
>>76444188
>""""IN AMERICAN TERMS""""
>Note
>How americans call everything socialist
>BBC is 24/7 MUH ECONOMY
I hope they are not implying that a guarantee of remaining poor is worth the uncertainty of self determination
>>76444091
Literally students. Fucking layabout cunts.
I'm pretty sure there response will be as suggested, surprisingly.
You have literally months to register, and you suddenly decide to leave it to 30 minutes before?
If they extend it, i'd pose a formal complaint.
>>76444116
it really made me think
Nige's debate is on ITV Player.
http://www.itv.com/hub/europe-debates/2a4566a0001
>>76444186
>>76443843
I hate you both but the American is smarter.
>>76444186
>Replying to a known trolling tripfag called Robespierre
Seriously now?
Filter it.
>>76444188
The shadow chancellor literally. LITERALLY. quoted communist propaganda in the house, and threw it at the opposition.
>>76444251
They've had months and have been told repeatedly every single day to register NOW NOW NOW.
They had their warnings, they chose not to adhere to the reminders it is their fault.
>>76444251
Well, I'd say they should have perhaps anticipated a surge in people trying to access the site, and registered while there was still plenty of time left.
I mean, people know what the internet is, they understand that sometimes sites go down under heavy traffic, right?
what a retarded C U C K
>>76440177
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>>76443917
We love the blacks mate, they're great people
>>76444251
It's been on the agenda for an age
If you can't get your shit together to spend five minutes before last orders then you don't deserve to be guaranteed a vote.
Probably the same type who miss flights after checking in, general fuckwits.
>>76444497
Thanks for the (you)'s
>>76443763
Vote against democracy, get denied a vote.
>>76444282
>Poor
>5th richest in the world
Okay then m8. Just because you're poor doesn't mean the nation is. I suggest you try working harder, maybe go for some adult education courses or something if you're unhappy with your salary.
>>76444412
>>76444412
>they understand that sometimes sites go down under heavy traffic, right?
By NO ONE's fault I might add.
>>76444244
I hate being in the EU. I don't hate having the privilege of European citizenship without any of the disadvantages
ur dumb
>>76442411
>Why Huffington Post and Salon exist is anyone's guess. They're both self-serving garbage pieces of shit.
They're literal Yankee rags. They probably think that poor Europeans don't eat much chicken for health reasons instead of their cultural bullshit.
At least Yankees end up encouraging us real Americans to fight back at their bullshit and thus pressure the Euros to change their bullshit.
>>76444555
Oh baby i'm on fire
>>76444412
>I mean, people know what the internet is, they understand that sometimes sites go down under heavy traffic, right?
Well then that's the fault of the technicians who created it. They should have accounted for this, not the people who were told they had until 12.
>>76444617
Ireland has the same disadvantages the UK has, shill
>>76443480
>4chan
>>76441490
sorry im late, photoshop is hard
>>76444521
>they're great people
Agree. Love Red Dwarf.
Our blacks can be better once they, again, realize that the Yankee urban elites still want them exterminated(just like always since blacks disrupt the status quo) and that they must accept their true identity of southerners instead of blacks. Once blacks and whites(even if just the diaspora) can work together, the liberals will be finished.
The blacks must be armed.
