RISK THREAD- USA AND SURROUNDING TERRITORIES EDITION
>To Join
State nation name, location, and preferred color.
>To play
Roll using get values, hold diplomacy chats with your fellow players, follow the rules on the OP picture.
>Also
Be sure to give yourself a name or Tripcode. You must include your regional bonuses within the trip/name, or else they won't be counted. And, if you plan on leaving, please say so, so that I can fairly redistribute your lands, or cede them to whoever you want.
I will be playing as well, so-
>Spurdo Republic
>Jew Nersey
>Red
Game begins with 5 players, myself included.
>>76342954
bump
2nd bump, sure is lonely
>>76342954
Republic of Prussia
Cyan
Nebraska
The name's Gilbert, don't you forget it!
>>76343558
I knew you would come, NZbro. Now we just need the Romanian guy.
2/5 people, b u m p
b u m p
u
m
p
american caliphate
any colour
washington
>>76345318
Ayy, there we go. 3/4, I'm just gonna start when we hit 4 so we can get bumps from the game itself
>>76345459
1 more fucking person bump
>>76345666
WASTED TRIPS FUCK
bump, might play after I shower
>>76345875
well, thanks for the bump. Although we still need one more fugging player
>>76346158
b u m p
Fuck it, next two people to join are going to start off with the standard 15+5t's for each update they missed after that it's normal.
>GAME START
>Fill in NJ and PA
>>76346634
Fill Nebraska.
>>76346634
Dark Blue
New France
>>76346634
I'll be green call me central redux and start in Iowa also roll
>>76346928
>>76346945
Ayy there we go. You get 20 t's a piece. where do you wanna start, New France? I'm guessing New Orleans?
>>76347103
Yup!
>>76346634
Trumpian Empire
Florida
Gold
For my roll fill Florida
>>76347258
Alliance trump?
UPDATE 2
>>76347531
Oh, and
>Keep filling Pennsylvania
>>76347433
Yes this alliance will be excellent, it'll be fantastic, it'll by yuge, the best alliance I've ever seen, just fantastic
>>76347531
Fill Nebraska.
Prussia vill be ze greatest again! Mark my vords!
>>76347531
Fill in Iowa work down to Missouri
>>76347531
Finish filling Florida, spill goes to Georgia
>>76347667
>4D Pali
Spills go to Colorado!
>>76347531
keep fillin louisiana
>>76347665
>>>/r/eddit
>>76347667
>off by one
shamefur dispray
>>76347804
>>76347930
oh wow I'm dumb
>>76347721
Trump my Yuge friend will you stay out of Bama tis french clay
>>76347930
>implying
I got a 4D pali! Zat's better than normal!
>>76347531
IMPERIALIST AMERICA
Blue
Texas
>>76347986
The Bahamas might have been French clay once but I'm seeing a yuge advantage in taking them
>>76347531
Meme Caliphate, Purple, Southern California
>>76348415
No my friend you can have the Bahamas i just want Alabama my friend bama is yuge
UPDATE 3
I just realized what I did broke the river rule, so I fixed it.
>Keep filling PA and NY
>>76348789
>fill California
I SUMMON KEKS POWER, I MUST BECOME A LIVING CONDUIT OF MEME MAGIC TO PROPEL MY PEOPLE TO DOMINANCE OVER THE NON-MEME LOVING HERETICS
>>76348789
Fill Colorado.
>>76348789
finish the side of the river of louisiana
defnd if attacked
Just go play civ5 and learn something you gays
>>76349195
Civ5 doesn't have memes or meme magic my heretical friend
>>76349195
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER THIS IS THE ONLY TIME I GET TO HAVE FUN SO FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
can I play?
>>76348789
Fill Texas
>>76348789
>Cuckada
>Pink
>New Brunswick
>>76349450
Alliance america?
>>76348789
Fill Iowa
>>76349032
Wanna ally with me
>>76349402
Sure! Ze awesome me alvays needs some friends~
>>76349402
Yep, Instructions on joining and playing are in the OP->>76342954 my, friend, and we have plenty of player slots.
>>76348789
Keep filling Florida, spill goes in Georgia
>>76348789
>Fuck
>Yellow
>Kentucky
Roll to Fill Kentucky
>>76349529
Gladly! Ve'll be ze best allies, jou and I~
Nazi Idaho
Dark Red
Boise
>>76349633
Dubs.
>>76349732
you only get 15 to start famalam
>>76349520
Sure greatest ally
>>76349633
Spill into Tennessee if I can
>>76349675
We will return America to it's former glory
>>76349575
color:Brown
name: Brown menace Reconquista
Nevada
>>76349899
>>76349633
checked
>>76349479
Spill into the Canadian province next to me btw.
>>76349870
we will own the fucking world
I forgot how to trip code
Im gonna leave
UPDATE 4
>Fill PA
>>76350583
Oh my, OP. How lewd~
>>76350583
put a "#" after your name in the name slot then type some random letters after it or something
>>76350723
continue filling that small part of louisiana then go north
>>76350723
Fill New Brunswick
>>76350733
...Oh wait, you're not OP.
>>76350723
Fill Colorado!
>>76350723
>keep filling california, defend if attacked
POO POO PEE PEE BRING A GOOD ROLL TO ME
PRAISE KEK
>>76350723
Fill Texas
>>76350723
Why don't I get to roll on the turn I join?
Fill Kentucky.
>>76350913
>>76350940
You Americans won't get away with this, Cuckada will become greater before and we WILL conquer America!
Just wait, and we'll bring down our multiculturalism and tolerance too, for all to enjoy! Yaaaaaaay!
>>76350984
nobody does, just the way this OP does it
>>76350940
How strong is the Franco-American alliance?
>>76350723
Fill Sonora
Fill Idaho
>>76351079
It just seems like a needless disadvantage for late joiners.
Test
>>76350774
wanna make a truce?
Spill into Nevada
>>76351100
Very Strong
>>76351078
Hey remember if you kill your enemies they win
>>76350723
Fill Iowa spill Missouri
>>76351078
OP change my roll to starting a forest fire in the Canadian's lands
>>76351445
Comte De Grasse will send ships to help america
>>76351078
OP change my rollerblades to starting a massive forest fire in his territory
Spill into Montana
>>76351711
>>76351565
>reply didn't post and then they both appeared at once
weird
HIROSHIMOOT PLS FIX NETCODE
Fill Sonora, spill Chihuahua
Fill Idaho, spill into Nevada
Claim that bottom gray color. Start in the Carolina coast. Named Israeli Confederacy.
Tell me if I missed anything.
>take PA
>>76351876
test
>>76351938
Spill into Nevada
>>76351938
Fill Kentucky, spill into Tennessee.
>>76351938
Fill Colorado!
>>76351994
fuckin hell hold on i'll be back.
>>76351938
fill Arkansas and Mississippi
>>76351938
>keep filling California, defend against any incursions
I SAY 20 HAIL PEPES AND SPEND TWO HOURS IN THE POO DUNGEON OF THE MEME MANSION IN OUR CAPITAL
WITH MY VIGOR RESTORED I SUMMON A CHECKABLE GET
>>76352157
ok there we go i have a tripcode now.
>>76351938
Fill Iowa good lord then spill Missouri
>>76351938
Keep filling Texas
>>76351938
Fill in Canada still.
Spread into Oregon
The Nationalist Socialists of Idaho will cleanse the PNW of all degeneracy
>>76352220
>2220
Dishonour to zhe famiry.
>>76351938
>Great Plains Republic
>Orange
>Chihuana
>>76351938
Spread into Oregon
The Nationalist Socialists of Idaho will cleanse the PNW of all degeneracy
>>76352188
Would you like to reactivate our alliance? :)
>>76352444
it would appear you are in his favor my meme imbued friend
>>76352515
That pali as my first roll
feelsgoodman.jpg
>>76352496
I knew I should've spent five or more hours in the poo dungeon to cleanse my soul
I will redouble my efforts
>>76352444
how many times per turn can this Niger roll and how can I cleanse em.
keep fling Nevada
>>76352103
Would you like to make an alliance with the Nazi Idahoans? I can be your western buffer.
>>76352693
Apparently you can't roll on the turn you join.
>>76352599
sure would
New Spanish Empire
Grey
Chihuahua
Did I do it right?
>>76352769
AYYYYYY HE GOT A NUKE
>>76352769
I got a nuke
nuke Idaho
>>76352803
Sure.
Now the zhe Northern Peoples have made an alliance, we shall be zhe Teutonic Knights!
>>76352832
Yes you can, stop spreading lies. You're just guaranteed 15 tiles on your first turn
Brush up on that reading comprehension :)
>>76351938
Expand south
>>76352853
gtfo New Spain this is french clay
>>76352444
>>76352071
You can only roll once per turn
>>76352853
No, because I have claimed Chihuhua all ready, so find somewhere else where you don't get crowded
>>76353025
Yeah, that was my bad, thought I had to reply to your post for it to be counted. Count whichever one you want.
>>76352992
This is not very tolerant, my fellow Cuckadian
>>76353025
You are counting my pali for my first roll, correct?
Do not forget me, OP. Remember the 6 million.
>>76352990
I roll dub and only got 15 tiles.
I'm telling you OP won't count your roll.
>>76352983
THE MADMAN
>>76352983
my ID IS BROWN AND SAYS WAR KING Y'ALL DOOM
>>76353042
Fuck I'm confused. Alright.
Mennonite Kingdom
Grey
Northern Minnesota
>>76353342
i claimed grey already, goy.
>>76353426
FUCK! I'm a spectator then.
>>76351938
Grey
Somewhere in the SouthWest idc
>>76353342
Don't feel bad, so am I
>TAKE PA SPILL NY
>>76353673
some one got gray already
>>76353694
Fill Missippi and if any left fill arkansas
>>76353694
spill into south carolina, goy.
>>76353694
You missed my roll
>>76352083
Fill Kentucky, spill into Tennessee.
>>76353694
nvm teal cause some fag got gray
>>76349399
>>76349732
>>76351130
>>76351316
>>76353342
>>76353574
Nigga you're like 3 different countries
>>76353694
Expand east
Attack Brown Menace Reconquista
>>76353694
Continue to fill up New Brunswick then spill into VT/NH
>>76353694
Just keep filling Texas
>>76353694
Keep on filling all of Chihuahua
Onwards my men! Onwards!
>>76353694
>keep filling california, if anyone goes into its territory attack
PRAISE KEK, HE HAS TRULY BLESSED THIS THREAD WITH HIS PRESENCE
I HAVE OPTED TO HAVE MY EYES REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH NIGHTMARE VISION GOGGLES
IT IS BELIEVED BY OUR HIGHEST PRIESTS THIS WILL MAKE ME A BETTER HEAD OF STATE
>>76351938
Great Lakes Republic
Teal
Detroit, Michigan
>our national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vST6hVRj2A
>>76353426
He means the one under it
>>76353694
Fill Colorado!
Allies: Teutonic Knights
>>76353694
Fuck, I'm retarded.
>>76353893
>>76353694
Linking request to new round
>>76354018
>>76353694
roll to attack Nazi
>>76353989
>tfw Kek refunds you on the Palis
>>76354019
May I join your alliance?
>>76353694
can i finally fill iowa got damm spill into missouri
>>76354200
Gladly! All of the Northern Peoples should join!
Allies: Teutonic Knights
do all the southern states want a grand alliance?
>>76354006
wanna make an alliance?
>>76354324
>>76354200
Allies, I am under attack by the Brown Untermensch of Nevada! Can I call upon one of you to aid me?
>>76354448
sure, kek has blessed you with nuclear weapons, I'd be a fool not to
>>76354485
Gladly! A Teutonic Knight always helps his brethren!
>>76354485
I'm not exactly in a position to, sorry.
>>76354538
Did he get another nuke?
>>76354558
This will never be forgotten, King Gilbert.
The Nazi Idahoans will be your stalwart allies until the end.
>>76354591
No worries, brother.
>>76354613
kek has already revealed that he is in his favor, why tempt our gods will?
trump Merica lets meet in New Orleans for a conference
>>76354613
soon!
Trump, America you are cordially invited to New Orleans for the meeting of the Grand Southern Alliance
>>76354695
a man is only as strong as his leader and we all know brown mexicans aren't good leaders
>>76354697
I am not invited to this conference?
>>76354763
All luck, even being nuked, the Nazi Idahoans stand strong! You will be crushed under our boots! The Prussians will aid us!
>>76354805
trump said he quit hasn't been active for a few rolls
>>76354805
Trump? The one that left a while ago?
Fuck's sake, I know I'm probably fucking a lot up here, lemme know what's wrong. >Take PA spill NY
Hey Cuckada wanna NAP?
>>76354852
if kek wills him gone then so be it, but it will not be by my hand
>>76354980
finish Mississippi
and then focus on Arkansas
>>76354858
you are invited but what can we do for each other since you are so far
>>76354980
Attack Brown Menace Reconquista
Take their shit land.
>>76354980
Yes
>>76354980
Fill Kentucky, spill Indiana
Holy shit this is either a huge state or my rolls are shit.
>>76354980
Fill Colorado! Any spills go to Utah!
>>76354980
fill missouri pls
>>76354980
Continue filling Chihuahua
O' LORD KEK THANK YOU FOR YOUR BLESSING LAST ROLL AND MAY YOU CONTINUE TO BLESS ME THIS ROLL AND ALL ROLL DESCENDANTS
Fight to the Rio my man!
>>76354980
>fill california, if leftovers begin filling Arizona
AN ALLIANCE, FORGED IN DATA AND MEME MAGIC, HAS BEEN SWORN
KEK HAS BLESSED THE NORTHERN PEOPLE BUT THE MEXICANS AS WELL
HOW IS A LEADER TO NAVIGATE SUCH TROUBLING SIGNS? I WILL SPEND 24 HOURS IN OUR SMELLIEST, DANKEST DUNGEONS TO REFLECT ON THE MATTER
>>76354980
Keep Filling Texas
>>76354980
Continue expanding east.
Anyone want an alliance?
>>76354980
Fill in Canada and spill into VT/NH if I have spills.
>>76355198
You can alvays join zhe Teutonic Knights!
Is the American Caliphate still active?
Fill the rest of South Carolina.
>>76355266
I'll join, then.
only the post answering the op should count as a roll one roll per faggot until next roll that way we can make this faster can we agree?
>>76355274
I was inactive for the first hour then came back
>>76355274
incur on their territory and find out, could be disastrous though if he awakens
>>76355403
Ah, so we are allies now then! Will you aid me in attacking the Brown Menace in Nevada? Or their allies in California?
>>76354980
rolling to attack Nazi Idaho
>>76355331
>>76355421
Look at this fucker, trying to make your ally attack you.
> not using the best map
>>76355558
The Meme Caliphate and their allies Brown Menace Reconquista are shitskins who must be exterminated!
Join me Teutonic Knights!
>>76355558
I gave him balanced advice, when you attack possibly inactive land you're rolling the dice
>>76355518
Yes, of course.
>>76355331
what color you are?
>>76355660
Attacking the Meme Caliphate would be useful, brother. I will continue pushing into the Brown Menace's territory.
>>76355663
Green
>>76355738
Alright
France will allways have good relationships with her friends
>>76355738
>>76355660
you'll be bogged down fighting me for 5+ rolls even if you win
by the time that happens Prussia will be all bonus'd up and ready to push your shit in while you barely expanded
>>76355660
don't do it don't listen to that faggot he is fuming cuss he picked a fight with me and I nuke the fucker.
we should take the East and share it amongst us
>>76355382
>>76355938
You hear him? This is the sound of a scared man, if I were you I would bash his teeth in now while he's still making excuses for why it's a bad idea.
>>76355660
We are Teutonic Knights, we are allies. Do not listen to the degenerate shitskins. We are allies with King Gilbert of the Midwest. We will prevail!
where is the mupdate?
>>76355961
You nuked me but here I stand, spic.
>>76355938
Why would Prussia push their shit in when they have an alliance?
Says more about yourself than anything else, really.
UPDATE NOW
>Take New York
>>76356136
you'll be bleeding your guts soon maggot
>>76355660
>>76355938
They're afraid, my brother.
>>76356065
OUR MEMES ARE TOO STRONG
OUR HIGH PRIESTS WORK DAY AND NIGHT MAKING THE DANKEST MEMES
CAN YOU SAY THE SAME, PUNY NUKED STATELET?
>>76356197
More South Carolina.
>>76356197
Fill Kentucky, spill Indiana.
>>76355938
Oh, please. Ve are civilised people! Not barbarians, unlike your claims say.
>>76356197
Fill Utah!
>>76356197
expand to new Mexico new roll
>>76356197
Attack the Brown Menace Reconquista.
Shitskins better be scared.
>>76356197
into alabama and fill in Arkansas
>>76356308
since that'll do for SC, spill the rest into the North Carolina coast.
>>76356321
3D straight?
>>76356323
Learn your geography spic, wasted roll
>>76356197
Attack California!
>>76356197
Keep on taking Chihuahua, spills go to Sonora
any friends for france?
>>76356197
God damn this is going slow i need to Fill Texas. Annex Texas
>>76356197
Fill in Vermont, fill in Maine
>>76356197
>fill California, push into the American caliphate
YOU WILL NOW REAP WHAT YOU SOW, YOU TALK BIG BUT YOU WILL SEE THE MIGHT OF MEME MAGIC WILL DEFEAT YOU
I SHALL OBLITERATE YOU AND MOVE EAST, TO THE PROMISED LAND
>IT AINT ME STARTS PLAYING
>>76356402
FOR THE TEUTONIC KNIGHTS!
>>76356422
Those dubs
O' Praise Kek
>>76356321
>3D straight
Spills go to attacking zhe Brown Menace!
>>76356197
>>76356197
take missouri cross using illinois
>>76356480
im not going to let you take all of Missouri
>>76356390
fuck why did I say new Mexico Arizona I mean
>>76356459
You have your ally to the east
>>76356576
Too late, wetback, too late
Reap what you sow.
Feel the might of the Teutons.
>>76356576
Now your so called ally plans to push through you east, you have no one, shitskin. Surrender or be humiliated.
>>76356661
off by one
>>76356569
i'll be top you be bottom i just want illinois lets not fight yo
every one forgets about france
>>76356757
OHHH MYYYY~
>>76356786
Jou could join our alliance!
>>76356843
For the Teutonic Knights!
>>76356746
This isn't horseshoes and handgrenades, pablo.
>>76356402
>2
PRAISE KEK
OUR HIGH PRIESTESSES HAVE SACRIFICED HALF THE CAPTURED TROOPS WE HAVE AND CREATED PHYSICAL MEMES FROM THEIR ENTRAILS
THE OTHER HALF HAVE BEEN CONFINED TO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF OUR DUNGEONS, SOME SAY MEME MONSTERS BEYOND COMPREHENSION LURK THERE
>>76356197
Great lakes Republic > Michigan
>>76356786
I didn't forget you its just that i need to Annex Texas and further my Empire
>Update
Could Someone outline the alliances as they stand for me? I wanna join one, it's kinda lonely with just me and cuckada.
>>76357169
finish Arkansas
>>76357169
Attack Brown Menace Reconquista
Take as much land of theirs as possible.
>>76357212
>>76357169
take rest and spill into albama
>>76357169
Attack california!
>>76357169
OHHH FUGGG I GOT NUKES
>>76357169
Fill Kentucky, spill Indiana.
>>76357169
B-b-but I said Sonora....Continue filling New Mexico I suppose
france is growing
>>76357169
Why have I not advanced in several updates?
>>76357169
Join the knights
>>76357295
forgot to add my bonus>>76357169
>>76357169
Annex Texas
>>76357104
take Oregon and drive through Idaho will annihilate this wanna be axis.
kek is with us
>>76357169
>Teutonic Knights
Central Redux
Republic of Prussia
Nazi Idaho
American Caliphate
France(?)
That's all I know of.
Attack Brown Menace!
>>76357169
Fill the rest of North Carolina. Also you missed a province in South Carolina, but I'm going to collect my +2 anyway.
I would like to ally with you, if you will cede me Virginia and southern Maryland. You can have West Virginia and the rest of Maryland, and that will be our border.
>>76357169
YOU MISSED MY ROLL GRACIOUS OP >>76356459
BE SURE TO ADD THIS ROLL AND THAT LAST INTO IT
>NOW THAT CALIFORNIA IS FILLED, PUSH FURTHER NORTH INTO THE AMERICAN CALIPHATE
OUR HIGH PRIESTESSES, UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DANGEROUS AND EXPERIMENTAL MEMETIC HALLUCINOGENS, HAVE ENTERED A REALM PREVIOUSLY UNKNOWN TO MEMEKIND
I CALL UPON THE POWER OF KEK TO SMITE THESE USURPERS, AND LET US SPREAD THE WORD OF YOUR TEACHINGS FAR AND WIDE
>>76357169
fill illinois hopefully good get
>>76357374
Your ally said he wants to expand east, you're being played, but I wouldn't expect a Spic to see when he's being played a fool.
>>76357409
Allies with New France
Also,
Prussia is it fine if I have to eventually attack Colorado to get my New Mexico bonus? I don't want any war. You can take territory back next turn
>>76357169
OP, think you missed my role
>>76356327
PS join the Teutonic Knights.
>>76357503
...Zhure.
@OP
be sure to add both my rolls to the new update, even if the new one only got me like 5 tiles in Oregon
>>76357490
I will expand east below him, through Arizona and New Mexico, not through him, you will not make us infight and take our eyes off the goal of smiting you
>>76357345
3D Straights
>>76357169
You forgot to fill NH and Maine for me
Do it again
>>76357503
thank you for recognizing me friend
>>76357313
You've been attacking menace for several turns, while he was defending. It's been a stalemate for 3 turns.
>>76357699
checked
>>76357169
OP do whatever I got to do to take all of New Mexico btw
>>76357169
Great Lakes Republic > More of Michigan's Mitten
>>76357169
I haven't advanced since I drop the nuke and now this faggot spilled from Colorado to take the whole of Utah and 2/3 of my territory plus part of Wyoming.
what the fuck I feel like bernie Sanders cucked
>>76358078
Jou're just jealous I got good rolls!
>>76358078
when I advance I'll push his shit in with you, the double rolls will squish him
>>76357883
wanna talk alliance with me and menace? the three of us pushing east would be formidable
>>76358078
Enjoy your last moments, shitskin.
New thread soon?
>>76358262
>>76358160
Once we finish off the Nevadan Untermensch we shall all attack the Meme Caliphate, they cannot fight off a 3 pronged attack.
>>76357169
roll spill in to Utah
>>76358444
You already rolled.
>>76358444
...Jou win this time.
>>76358444
trips that ought to get me somewhere
>>76358519
You already rolled here
>>76357374
>>76358501
Wait, he did?
>>76358444
KEK IS TRULY AMONG US
FUCK OFF "KNIGHTS"
>>76358501
nope, he was talking to me and OP, this roll had "roll" and directions in it
>>76358501
no I didn't I was complaining wish I was rolling on your ass with those trips
>>76358589
Yes, check here>>76358575
The shitskin is a liar
>>76358262
Yes
>>76358544
>>76358544
>>76358544
>>76358544
>>76358544
>>76358544
>>76358544
>>76358544
>>76358575
was talking to me in that post lel
stay buttmad countrylet
>>76358575
I was talking to my allied I didn't even click the op so there won't be any conflicts don't be salty
>>76358830
Your shitskin nature predisposes you to trickery and lies. Bow out gracefully, paco. The Teutonic Knights will snuff you out.
