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GERMANY HAPPENING! GERMANY HAPPENING!


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>GERMANY HAPPENING!
>GERMANY HAPPENING!

It is 3 am here and I'm scared as shit!!! I'm checking the local news but nothing sofar!! My friends and family are still asleep I'm trying to reach them through Facebook. What the fuck is happening here?

Based in north Germany Kiel. What should I do now? I don't want to go out. Fuck!

Made this video as soon as I heard the siren!!

https://youtu.be/1h2GDOZ5YZM
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>>76238529
WTF
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>>76238529
Hol fuk bummmpppp
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>>76238529
wut?
pls be real
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>>76238529
wat
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>>76238529
Just a sexual emergency, go back to bed.
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>>76238529
timestamp quick m88 before you get shanked by a muzzie
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>>76238529
no way
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>>76238669
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What the fuck

First Romania and now this
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>>76238529
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>>76238529
This is even scarier than that one time it rained hail
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it's the alarm for the running of the bulls
go prep em
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GOODBYE HANS
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>>76238529
Fake and gay
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>>76238529
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K...
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Have we started the fire?
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happened in Romania yesterday too, funny thing is its the day of ramadan a islamic holiday, if that is a drill or something is happening tell people its the holiday month, so they wake up.
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Threadly reminder

It's not time yet
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it's a fucking siren calm down
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>>76238529

Load ur mags and put on body armor bro, get ur go bags ready and check your 6 month food supply room.

Then check your weapons for function.


Oh wait... Not American... OP is kill.
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Why were you filming yourself browsing the web?
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Video is fake. I'm in ISIS and cam confirm we're not doing anything until next week.
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NOTHING
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>>76238529
what is happening?
>if anything
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This is real im from Kiel as well! Me and my family is getting rdy.
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shhh no dreams germoney, only allah now
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Holy shit dude
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>>76238882
This
It's probably a fire, and the siren means you should close your windows because of dangerous smoke
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Another shitpost?

Fucking Germany.

Sad to see you only have to write "HAPPENING" to get, at least, 100 replies.
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>>76238669
>Jurgen? Sound the alarm, we've got another horny migrant in need of ficki ficki.
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You are just fucking with us... r,right?
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Stay calm OP

Everything is fine
Because it's fake
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>>76238529
Fake. Barely gets louder when you get inside. Also why are you speaking in English and not German?
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HAPPENING

WW3 CONFIRMED
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That siren sounds strangely wolf-like.
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Sounds like sirens. We get those here too sometimes. My dog likes to howl at them, it's fun.
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Boogie time?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU
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>>76238873
>catched
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>>76238970
It's fucking happening you idiot
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>>76238923
so?
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>>76238529
>it actually got louder as he went outside

this is either real or an edited fake fuck
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>first Romanian shitposting
>now German shitposting
I bet Spain is next. Those fucking shitlords.
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Were none of you in that Romanian thread an hour ago? Fucking sage.
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>yfw its actually happening
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>>76238529
MEMES HAVE GONE TOO FAR TO STOP NOW
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>>76238923
>a whole month of happening threads
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>>76238529
anon, doesn't your city test the air raid sirens often? mine does. that's probably what is happening.
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>>76239018
>>76238970
>>76238958
shut the fuck up, explain Romania yesterday, and the military vehicle photos.
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>>76238529

That's a herd of sick cows Hans
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Thread theme

Goodbye eurobros. Had a great time here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=78&v=pO8kTRv4l3o
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>>76239080
nope. a fucking leaf
>>76235126
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is this real or what..
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>>76239078
>either real or fake
thanks for clarifying
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>>76238529

Hold onto your butt DeutscheBros, Russia gonna rain that hellfire down on you HARD today.

RIPIP Germoney.
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>>76238529
Sorry, but, are you gay?
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>>76238529
Fake until I see something from my Reuters feed.
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>>76239077
>>76238873
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>>76238873
Best bait ever. How many predictions did you have to save in order to get one that was accurate?
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>>76239080

I'm staying awake.

Will report
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this is a new meme isn't it?
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>>76239134

What is there to explain?

And what does that have to do with Germany?
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Toronto here, sketchy line 2 repairs last week, something nasty coming up for sure. Don't take the subway tomorrow anon.
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>>76238529
ITS FUCKING HABBING AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUSLIMS DEATH SQUADS ARE ON THE LOSE
ALSO YOU SOUND LIKE A FAGGOT
INSHALLAH
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>>76238529
>Nothing on Twitter

>No breaking news

This is fake.
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>>76238873
Please nuke the GTA
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>>76238529

It was good knowing you, Germany.

RIP / press F to pay respects
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>>76238928
>Canada

It checks out
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>>76239134
What the fuck does OP's video has to do with Romania?

Get a tin foil hat, buddy. You might feel safer.
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can we do cummy mummy thread here?
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>>76239078
yea, it's a real siren, what's your point?
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HAHAHAHAHAH ATTACKS TONIGHT

CHECK'EM
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Reminder that if Muslims pull mass shit in our countries we'll shoot them all and then go stand guard in the Middle East with our full force seeing if anyone wants to try something funny.
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All of Germany now off internet.
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>>76239222
checked
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Is this a parody of the Romania "happening" threads? If so, well done.
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they keep delete the mummy threads
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Do you remember?

remember what it was like in september?
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>people seriously believe this
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>>76239134

training exercises you twit....and the "explosion" was a minor one. Do some of you retards think if WW3 was starting they would be able to hide it?
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>>76239222
Good lookin out. Stay safe leaf bro.
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>>76238529

It'd fucking BETTER be happening, Hans. I'm fucking tired of getting blueballed.
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>>76239222
Trips of truth
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>>76239292
similar situation in romania, sirens and shit for no reason
also khazakstan had some shit go down, not at likely to be a happening , still sirens

sirens are the new prank trend sweeping the globe
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>>76239344
nah if an attack happens we will nuke the middle east, the president may not approve but i know a general will veto and nuke it anyway. thats if we get the fucking football
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>>>/int/60419554
Go ask them
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>>76238858
Yes, the fire rises!
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>>76238928
>every single person in ISIS know about all the plans, even the ones in other continents, so when they are caught, they know what to say to the ones who tortures them
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>>76238529
HOLY FUGG ITS REAL LOOK AT GOGGLE MAPS NOW GAME OVER I REPEAT GAME OVER
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>>76239222

This is the way its always done.

Happened here too, m-11 in Atocha train station.

NATO "exercise" the day before

Obviosly they put the explosives on the tracks
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>>76238529
>YOU CANT STOP THE HAPPENING TRAIN
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So is this happening or what? I've gotta study for finals.
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>>76238529
that voice, are u a trany?
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>>76238928
FBI tip submitted.
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>>76239503
post screens not stale memes
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>>76238873
>Like I almost was last time
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>tfw eventually a big attack will happen in Europe
>thousands will die
>sirens and gunshots will fill the night
>some /pol/tard from Europe will try to inform everyone's what's going on
>and no one will believe him because of the 2938572908375923875923875 Happening threads that turned out to be bullshit
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Is NATO preparing for the Russia War happenings?
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I cant hear any sirens over my shower fan whilst I smoke this fine weed.

Let me know when it starts here Ameribros.
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>>76239395
I hate you
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>>76238529
Fake and gay(OP)
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>>76239466
What does this mean?
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wow OP you got to germany from romania really quickly. meme magic is very powerful
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>>76238529
>hmm, really makes you think
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>>76239131
>Testing sirens at 3 in the morning
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>>76239635
at least post mummys heels faggot
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>>76238529
Are the English bombing again?
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>>76239439
Dude we had sirens going off just last month, because the police wanted the citizens to stay indoors while they fought a fire which produced dangerous smoke.
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>>76239666
uh oh. guys? GUYS!?
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H-have we started the fire?
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>>76239666
Checking those trips satanas
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mummy make my willy stiff!
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I bet nothing happens.
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Reminder that both the squeaky wheel and buzzer frequencies broadcasted morse code today and yesterday. It is a rare thing
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>>76239679
ok yeah, you're right
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>>76239652
Papa Johns locations.
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>>76238529
What did he mean for this?
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>>76239395
That's sad, i like mummie.
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>inb4 putin has began : OPERATION LIBERATION
>germany and rest of europe say nothing in first hours of the invasion to not panic the population
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>>76238928
you can go to jail for shitposting now newleaf
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>>76239760
kek
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Oh god
>NYC
>in subway with friend
>sirens go off
>see police with assault rifles
>panic
>me and friend try to finish our pack of cigarettes
>everyone running to the exit
>start chain smoking before death
>turns out there was just a big rain storm and people were being pussy about it

But there was a big pro israel parade today and the governor said he will boycott companies who boycott israel

what's happening?
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>>76238529
THE MOOSLIMS ARE COMING!!
>>76238529
THE MOOSLIMS ARE COMING!!
>>76238529
THE MOOSLIMS ARE COMING!!
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>>76239666
HOLY SHIT 666, KEK SAVE US!!! SAVE US!!!
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>>76239652

It's a close-up from the RAPEFUGEE CRIME MAP:

https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs
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>>76239743
Quick question.

I'm in San Diego and last night I was listening to a public radio station and around 2 am I heard Morse code through the radio during a song

WTF was it?
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>>76238873
Why doesn't he just not go to sleep on new years?
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>>76239405
>hey guys its siren time at this day and time in romaina
> hey lets make it germany too and lets make a practice explosion in romaina just for a uppity

dude your dumb
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>>76239743
what frequencies are those?
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>>76239569
i believe he urinated himself in this photo
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>>76239547
Snitches get stitches anon. Hope they nuke California.
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Apparently it's 3 trash containers which burned.

NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
> NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
> NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
> NOT HAPPENING FUCK OP AND GOODNIGHT
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OH FUCK IT REALLY IS HAPPENING
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Good thing I relocated to the Kaiser era basement 2 hours ago
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>dat voice in the video
I see that the estrogen in the water supply of Germany isn't just a meme.
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Someone get this fucking BRITISH WEIRDO out of the thread!!!!!!!!!!
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>>76239981
sauce dwarf fucker
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>>76239866
Fuck if I know. If it was of importance, no layman could decrypt it. We can only infer importance from the relative rarity of such occurrences on certain stable military waves
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want to mount mummie
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WEW LADS
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>>76239930

Yeah whatever this is it's not fucking normal.

Fucking sirens dont go off in the middle of the night

In Romania there were three consecutive exposions
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>>76240009
WE
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Everything is quiet here in Moscow, so no WW3 yet.
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>>76239943
I won't google that for you buddy, easy to find out by yourself. Search WebSDR if you want to listen in though
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IT'S TIME.

EVERYONE GRAB SOME GRENADES AND CHECK YOUR OLD MP40 ON JAMMING.

WE'RE GONNA PUSH THOSE FROGS BACK!

FRANK I'LL MEET YOU AND THE GUYS AT THE MARKET. REFUELING MY OLD JAGDPANZER WILL TAKE A WHILE.
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does anyone know any cool minecraft mods
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>>76239866
Please don't question this activity.

Thank You,

GS
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>>76239222
I wouldn't take the Toronto subway on a good day
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>>76239948
That's a good possibility.
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>>76240056
WAS
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>>76239679
Best time to test them. Gotta make sure they work at waking people the fuck up.
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>>76239666
>>76239666
>>76239666
>>76239666
OH SHIT MEME MAGIC IS REAL
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>>76238529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV0I-iA5lJU

It's happening, but there's no need to be afraid. It will be peaceful.
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>>76240143
SIRENZ
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>>76239937
Nice, any moar casual mummie?
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>>76239949
Fuck Canadians
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>>76238873
>4 more hours to go BABY
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those sirens do have different sound patterns.
a pre-warning (eg used a few minutes before air-raids) goes like 1 minute straight without altering the tone.
the warning of an imminent danger to the local people is like what you can hear in the video and is this altering howling.
another pattern is used for the fire brigades and is like 3 times 15 seconds each a straight tone without alternation.

so this is something unusual indeed - its not the common situation we have several times a day everywhere when the fire brigades are getting alarmed for a fire or something like that.

maybe its because of a flooding or something like that in southern germany?

cant imagine what it could be in northern germany though...
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>>76238928
Hello, you have just accepted the NSA watchlist. To get vanned, press 3.
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>>76240009
it really is - you're really that close to outside
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>>76239791
That would be too amazing.
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Fake accent. Gay voice.
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>>76238529
oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa! oh no! uh oh! oh whoa!
>oh no! uh oh! oh whoa!
>oh whoa!
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>>76239791

Fun fun
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>>76240178
does this count

one of my favourite mummy picture
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>>76240040

They would encode it such that you couldn't even understand the importance. Otherwise enemies could pinpoint when "important things" are happening, which is far too much information.
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Dubs decides which country is next.
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>>76240166
holy shit one 6 away from meme magic
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dont worry op
its time for the final crusade and operation liberate europe
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>>76238529
GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN HANS

>Those sirens are God teir happening noises though
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>>76238928
First time a leaf has made me audibly kek all day.
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>>76240286

suck on mummies clit
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>>76240329
ur mums house
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>>76240286
TAKE A HIKE YOU FUCKING SICKO!!!!!
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>>76240033
http://derstandard.at/2000038259412
Then Google translate
> Baden - In the city of Baden are burned garbage containers at three different locations , and was thereby destroyed at night on Sunday. Firefighters were able to extinguish the flames quickly . The amount of property damage was not initially established as well as the cause of the fire , said the State Police of Lower Austria
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>>76240298
Not so sure about that. Telling when something important is happening, well that is easy and there is not that many ways to conceal it. Knowing what and where, now that's the ticket
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>>76238529
Testing
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>>76240349
This, we should have sirens for every situation, even public shootings.
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>>76238529
K.. Keep me posted
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>>76240347

I'm ok with this

But no nukes pls
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>>76240286
What is it with bongs and matriarchs....
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>>76240119
jewcraft*
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>>76238873
What if that guy is John Oliver? Kek trapped him in the current year.
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>>76240415
>Testing sirens at 3 AM
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>>76239721
Yes brother, it's a big happening.
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>>76240392
>http://derstandard.at/2000038259412
ok thats legit, but still why would flaming garbage cans cause a siren rustle seriously has germany died this hard.
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>>76240392
>>76240198
its not the sound-pattern for alarming the fire brigades taiwan...

>>76240415
and its not the testing. the testing goes straight without alternation for 15 seconds.
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>>76240329
All of the EU simultaneously.
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>>76240492
fucking kek, thats very funny
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sounds like a fire siren that's all he's just trolling you
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>>76240469
>nukes aint real son
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>>76238529
ramadan
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>>76240469
only on middle east
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>>76240546
>>76240198
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>>76240533
WITNESSED
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>>76240533
What Have You Done
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>>76240473
queen mum fetish
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>>76240349
They are just left over air raid sirens from ww2.
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>>76240514
It's the sound pattern when komissar Wurtz slept on the fire alarm command then.

When terrorist attack, the police don't ring the alarm in the city to cause more havoc than there could already be.
NOT HAPPENING.
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>>76240513
I don't know if you guys are noticing but every single Romania and Germany air raid siren thread has been explained away by flaming trash.
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>>76240329
>>76240533
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
>WINRAR
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>>76240533

F.U.C.K.
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It's a fire. Germany uses air raid sirens for fires.
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>>76240009
CLOSE THE FUCKING WINDOW DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING DEATH WISH?
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>>76240533
Kek wills it.
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>>76240588 88 checked!
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>>76240533
Whoa.
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>>76238529
Ah Kiel.

The often stop before I laid my curse upon Duestchland.

Its a lovely little town.
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>>76238529
You are not really funny. I will take a look inside you, and if you are not funny (i sense a certain type of a harmless frog painted in the wrong colour) i will rip you apart you little shit.
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>>76238529
Why do German's sound like such pussy betas?
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>>76240435
>This, we should have sirens for every situation, even public shootings.

We have sirens for public shootings too - it's called hip hop.
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>>76240623
due to some serious amounts of rain we have problems with floodings in southern germany the last days.
pretty sure its about that and to warn/inform civilians about floodings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU67TJyoeKo
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>>76240632
both have been explained by flaming trash, then something is going too happen, sounds like a false flag coming up think about it both get air raid siren and then both are explained by flaming garbage
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>>76240632
It's not an "air" siren cunt, it's a siren.
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Someone from cuckland give us an update
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>>76240533
borgr pls y u do dis
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>sirens go off in Romania
>sirens go off in Germany
Britain is next
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>>76240009
It's not day time in Portugal
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>>76240533
Quick, we need to leave fast now!
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>>76239077
ISIS has instructed followers to carry out attacks on ramadan.
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shit thread is poo
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>>76238529
It's the ghosts of Germany's last great generation wishing you a Happy Ramadan ;)
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>>76238529
Someone in Romania mentioned a siren going off as well
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>>76240632
If they were covering something up why would they trigger the siren?
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GUYS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnkMSmLc6mM
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>>76240533
EU on suicide watch! or more likely on bombing watch!
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Resist the call, brothers.
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>>76239300
yummy
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>>76240790
The sky is lit up from the nuclear bomb I assume.
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>>76240749
Under rated post.
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>>76240533
RAMADAN WILL NEVER END
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So is there any more evidence here other than 1 terrible video?
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>>76240785
Do we even have any sirens? I thought they'd all been mothballed after the Cold War- In London, anyways.
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>>76238529

The siren means he's coming OP, but you can't defeat him so it's best to just run.
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>>76240906
That's horrifying mate.

What the fuck. I'd think the zombie apocalypse was happening with that siren.
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>>76240837
it happened yesterday, he also mentioned a helicopter coming inbound plus some explosions.
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>>76240906
Here's your (You) from 2010
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What if the media just stops reporting terrorist attacks when they happen to prevent anti-refugee backlash?

Would they actually do that?
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>>76240832
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i live 6km away from the central command of nato in europe , will i hear the base siren from here ?
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>>76238669
should germany provide free chastity belts to women who make request? it would be a good method to discourage rapefugees.
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>>76240971
>not wanting to get fucked in the ass by Pyramid Head
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>>76238529
Fake and gay.
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>>76240619
I know, that's what makes them so cool.
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>>76241028
>can sound travel 6000 meters
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>>76240906
This video is spooky in an indescribable way.

Are we really fucked, Kek?
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>>76241001
Yes
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>>76241001

Wasn't that a small subplot in 1984?
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>>76240906
might wanna troll harder since that was pure shit trying to fuck up people's expectations
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>mfw just heard a whole heap of jets fly over

It's happening
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>>76240533
DELET THIS
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>>76241001
yes believe it or not, the eu main plan is too get rid of all europeans and cause islamic take over, i believe they have made plans with the saudis or some kind of middle eastern country to destroy europe for shekels and too destroy us. china and russia have the same goal, they will make the world shit if they can't be good countires.
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>>76240533
Fug
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>>76241069
No, just castrate the rapefugees.
>>
IT'S HAPPENING IN BELGIUM TONIGHT(this morning):

http://news.sky.com/story/1707447/three-killed-in-belgium-train-crash

LATE NIGHT TRAIN DERAILS.
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>>76240960
Let's hope we have some sirens otherwise it will hit us unexpected
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So guys. WHAT is happening? Other than caps text and pictures of Ron Paul?
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>>76240906
Lol, Reminds me of Earthbound. Is that the Happy Happyism-raid siren?
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>>76241117
well they have to be loud enough for me to hear them , so what i Wonder most is will i hear them loud enough or not ?
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>>76240533
Nice
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>>76240533
Please be true
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>>76240533
HAPPY RAMADAN INFIDELS
>RELIGION OF PEACE
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>>76241001
yes
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>>76238529
it's just a prank dude! chill out
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>>76241200
...There's supposed to be more than that?
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>>76241200
>>
Ausfag here, I live north of Adelaide and I heard like nonstop helicopters flying over for like 30 minutes without end this morning. I've never heard anything like it.
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There's this.
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>>76240533
Kek is here brother
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AUSTRALIA first used romanian proxy , now using german , god damn it stop it you fucking cunt
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>>76241175
but that's intollerant and raycis
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>>76241200
IT IS HAPPENING! IT IS!

I T
T
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>>76240533
RIP Yurop
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>>76241317
Yesterday I saw 6 attack helicopters flying in formation and 2 fighter jets a half hour later. Never seen that over civilian populated areas
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>>76240046

Hide inside her ass to keep me safe.
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>>76241353

What is lightning seeding?
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>>76240492
topkek
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>>76240533
I'm going out now and check if anything is up around here too, I hope it's worth the mosquito bites.
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>>76241396

>i just realized the pizza looks like a mushroom cloud
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>300 replies
>over absolutely nothing
>discussing absolutely nothing
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>>76241353
American military planes aren't allowed to fly within British airspace. I saw the post last night it's a shitty bait post
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>>76240906
Fuck, that's a nightmare. It also sounds familiar...like just had a mini deja vu.
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>>76241353
>ID: HUEUH
...
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>>76238529
Are the anglos coming back?
>>
This morning I saw fifty war balloons soaring overhead towards the sunrise.
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>>76238529
that cuck voice.
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>>76240960
>>76241195
We do, I remember in the early 90's they were tested and everyone stood outside of their homes in silence expecting a nuclear strike.

Nothing happened the sirens went off after a couple of minutes.

Was eerie in all honesty, this was in London close to a council estate in Hackney.
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>>76238529
>That bad acting
Not even once.
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>>76241001
They tried that already. No media coverage of the assaults on new years. Also britcucks only reported on mudslime grooming gangs in Rotherham, there is about a dozen other gangs across the country that did not recieve national attention.
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I heard a fighter jet flying over my house today and I live in rural ME. That never happens. I'm not even joking.
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>>76241353

SOAR has nothing to do with C-17s
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>>76240533
Dubs = It starts today.
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>>76241538
False, not too long ago the news was ablaze about some dump american pilot that had to eject while he was flying a jet from an american base somewhere near london
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U.K. SIRENS
>U.K. SIRENS
U.K. SIRENS
>U.K. SIRENS

We've got sirens going off over Colchester in Essex now. They're not super loud, but they're air raid.

Colchester is known for having a parachute regiment.

I'm fucking terrified because I heard chinooks only 5 mins ago.
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>>76240906
Born and raised in Chicago. Left in 2009, less than one year before this video was made.

In my 20 years there...

>Never has there been a Tornado downtown- impossible with all the skyscrapers
>Never have I heard this type of siren before, not even during the monthly emergency siren tests
>Our Tonado sirens (which we hear only hear during scheduled testing) do not sound like this

Dont know wtf is going on but its not a Tornado, thats for sure.
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>>76240492
underrated m8
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>>76238529
therewasanattempt
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>>76241653
audio or it didnt happen
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so is anything actually hapenning or just a spooked german?
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>>76238768
>>76238871

Uh, guys....?

Sirens in Romania yesterday.

Today there's not a single Romanian poster in this thread.
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>>76238529
REMINDER
5 to 9pm tomorrow faggots
hope you got guns, ammo, and a house in the countryside
>>
Europe is about to go full Hellsing.
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>>76241653
are you making shit up ?
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>>76241651
HAPPENING
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>>76241701
I've not seen any post all day.

What the fuck
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>mfw it's fucking nothing.

It's been so long since we've had a good happening, please don't tease /pol/ like this.
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>>76241653
video/audio, doesnt matter how bad the quality - record computer time/date
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Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_0OVHcIMh0
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Guys, there's an alarm outside but it's far away, I think the Romanianon from last thread broke in some apartment.
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Romania, you good?
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>>76241653
I believe some form of validation is in order here.
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>>76238873
Please happen in Toronto. That place needs a good nuking.
>>
It turns out to be just a giant misunderstanding, and was actually just a mass Rouge One teaser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvDqJZYz1j0
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>>76240906
Uncanny valley
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>>76241701
O man they were posting fucking all over yesterday too ...
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>>76241701
>>76241753
There's been quite a few I saw, but it's 3am in the UK, later in Romania I think so probably all sleeping.
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Guys, there has been weird shit going on for some days now, weird screams in the night and loud noises that sound like explosions sometimes a few sometimes just one..
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ROMANIA????? WHERE ARE YOU GUYS? ARE YOU ALL DEAD?????
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>>76241684
>>76241744
>>76241787
>>76241881

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCZNj8YiUa
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>>76241703
>tfw have all this, but my well just went dry
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>poland announced 50.000 more soldiers in their army
>air raid siren heard in northern germany and romania
IT ALL MAKE SENSE !
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>>76241701
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>>76241965
So business as usual in Sweden?
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>>76241965
Have you heard the rumbling noise? I've heard it, a load of other people have heard it, it sounds like it's around you, not above, not below but around you and it's like a HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I shit you not.
>>
>>76241753

Was in a recent Romania thread earlier- about two or three gypsies posting.
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>>76242008
Nice try.
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>>76242013
Poland resurrected Hitler and is forcing him to invade backwards.
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>>76242085
What else could I do to prove it? Asshat.
>>
Reminder: Islam is a religion of peace.

Death to those who insult Islam and mock our peaceful ways.

May Allah lay one thousand curses on you and your seed if you should mock Allah or our our Prophet.
>>
>>76241372
Unless Israel does it :^)
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/12/how-to-put-the-ethiopian-israeli-birth-control-controversy-to-rest.html
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>>76241701
thats actually creepy hopefully they didn't get whacked
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>>76241632
Wtf is going on m8? Are they going to attack us?
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>>76242154
Reminder: Allah is fake and Muhhamed is a dirty pedo
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>>76242144
Mobile phone, video of the audio, you could be playing that shit on your desktop loudly and recording it with mic.

Video that shit now.
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>>76241965
hey sweden that wolf constaliton that symbolizes the end of the world appeared in sweden a month ago, pack your bags.
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>>76240906
I don't like this sound.
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>>76242209
I don't have a camera phone.

>I'm literally a poor NEET who still uses a flip-phone.
>Kill me.
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>>76242200
May Allah forgive you for what is about to happen to you and your country.
>>
>>76241574
>>76241701
>>76241753

here
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>>76242016
well yeah, it started some weeks ago.. my friend and I joked about the government fighting a war in the shadows and forrest away from the cities..

>>76242027

yes, I don't know if it was a jet, was outside and it overwhelmed all other noise..
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>>76241701
THE BUGS THREW AN ASTEROID
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>>76242027
dude your going too go insane, now its a syndrome in your inner ear.
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>>76242027

>mfw I've legitimately been hearing this for a week or two, late at night in bed, but it always sort of fades when I get up
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>>76242292
>may allah forgive what will happen to you
So Allah is gonna do something to me because I don't believe in him? Doesn't sound like a peaceful god
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>>76242125
/Thread
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>>76241524

There are mosquitoes in Italy?

D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
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>>76242351
https://youtu.be/uPDmJxLkh1o
>>
Man a real happening would solidify a brexit. Praise Allah so his followers pull through and blow something up
>>
>>76242351

>the bugs

Civilian detected
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>>76242328
Jets are distinct, they create a sonic boom that is very loud and the sound of them fades.

The hum I'm talking about literally just appears and then it disappears suddenly, it doesn't raise in volume, it stays the same and you cannot, no matter how hard you try to focus on where the sound is coming from, locate the direction of the sound, it is literally all around you.

Not a hallucination either, others have reported this. A theory that it's something to do with magnetic something or other in the upper atmosphere, but I have no idea. It's weird as fuck and creeps me out when it happens.
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>>76242386
There is still time to repent and convert. May Allah have mercy upon you.
>>
newwww threaaaaad please
>>
>>76242508
For the past two weeks, I've woken up in the middle of the night seeing shit in my room and hearing weird ass noises
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>>76242522
Nah senpai
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>>76242360
Nah, villages in England have been reporting it as well.

>>76242379
The sound I've been hearing doesn't fade and it vibrates your chest, it's a literal HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Like someone has the bass turned right up but no real sound, just a very strange weird vibratory hummmmmmm.

Weird shit, not even trolling.
>>
>>76242508
you know what, brit bro buy an ionizer it helps with emf fields and stuff like that maybe your sensitive too emf waves.
>>
Not sure if this is evidence of anything but there is no Air traffic in the area that op lives. There is a fog advisory though which could be why there isn't any air traffic.
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>>76238928
Literally made me lmao

I'm being driven to the hospital to get my ads reattached
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>>76242027
Do you live in Bristol? That is common in Taos, New Mexico and Bristol, England.
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>>76242553

You're being targeted.

Be careful.

Concentrate on something , no matter how mundane, really hard, if you start having sleep paralysis and night terrors.

It will not go away but it wont drive you mad.
>>
>>76242508
Well if it were coming from the sky it could be haarp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsgrRmHW8ro
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>mfw happening begins
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>>76242284
For fuck's sake.

Any chatter from the bootnecks? I'd look myself but haven't a scooby as to the frequency.
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So is something legit happening? I havent seen a single source for anything posted.
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>>76242613
Essex lad here, the one who brought up the sirens over here


We get that humming too, i've heard it, my sister has, by my parents havent as they're deaf AF and sleep like rocks.

It usually happens during the morning, from around 5/6 am, the humming raises in pitch without you realising, you only notice it if you happen to notice it, you could go all morning without hearing it if you're distracted. It does abruptly stop, though, if you're paying attention to it. Lasts around 10 minutes, i've experienced.
>>
>>76242733

There are countless stations like HAARP throughout the world.
>>
>>76242725
Honestly I brush it off, but a couple of days ago I put a lantern in my room with the "Holy Light" I've kept since orthodox Easter and I haven't had any weird experiences since, but if it happens again I'll keep that in mind, Spainbro
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>>76241154
The fucking Emus learned to fly fighter planes and plan to conquer you. Fight the emu MENACE
>>
>>76242027
http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/nature/have-you-heard-the-hum-mystery-of-earths-low-droning-noise-could-now-be-solved-10182111.html


tldr its literally a hum created by the waves oscillating at the bottom of the ocean.
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>>76242817
Daily reminder,
The happening will not be televised.
>>
>>76242817
no
>>
>>76242817
There is no source because the media is too scared to report anything about it...
>>
8992 silent
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>>76242696
London.

>>76242733
I've looked at this also, but it's different slightly.

>>76242665
But what about the others that have reported this? I do have good hearing and can hear things from far away but this shit literally vibrates and feels like it's right on top of you, rattling your chest. It really is weird as fuck and it's not /x/ tier shit either.

>>76242553
Ayy lmaos coming for you anon?
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>>76242679
It's also rather late there- around 4:30am.
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>>76240533
You sick beautiful bastard
>>
>>76240015
>Trying to trick Coincidence Detector
>Not realizing it's easy to replace the ((())) with something else entirely
Nice try senpai but too slow.
>>
>>76242725
Being targeted by who??
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>>76242817
It's a cross of shit posting and hopeful thinking.

Not that i want people to get hurt but i honestly want an earth shattering happening to happen.

>>76242862
>Mysterious humming noises

They probably turned on that god damned super particle collider again and just trying to summon satan or something.
>>
>>76242778
I live kinda far from the barracks, but i've seen neighbours looking out of their own windows across the street from me, wonder what's going on.

So people here know, i'm deffo not going crazy.

FYI the sirens HAVE stopped now.
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Ruddy tailgunner gave us away! ABORT
>>
The LHC let something through.
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>>76242931
Can confirm. Last I heard from them was weather requests.
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>>76242889
That explains it quite well actually, I get a headache when it happens, not even fucking joking and it only happens late at night in my house.

Fucking hell.

>>76242862
Read that link the anon posted.
>>
>>76242175
If anyone would attack Maine, it's the Russians. We have the most advanced shipyard in the world, and that makes us a target for a first strike. If the jet I heard wasn't just on a training run then it was likely on it's way to intercepting a TU-95 "Bear" over the Atlantic. They like to probe US airspace every now and then.
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>>76242970
still doesn't hurt too try unless its some kind of weapon thats being tested then im not really sure it could be also project blue beam and it only effects the weak, along with aliens coming back and giving europe a message in the forms of waves. Or a miltary weapon. Take your pick
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>>76241200
Psh you must be new
>>
>>76243185
bomb portland. fuck that liberal hellhole.
>>
>>76243104
pshhhh kek
>>
It's part of the culling. Germany, Texas being flooded, your freedoms being stripped away. If you want to survive, abandon false gods, and raise up the void, or be annihilated. False construct holders; Satanists, Christians, SJW, etc, are all part of the game. These man made constructs are going to snip your ballls off like a rat. You know it's coming, raise up the true or die.
>>
What's happening OP?
>>
>>76242970
Let the space niggers come for me, I dare them
>>
>>76241632

>rural Maine

damn, so I'm not the only one?
>>
What is the best catheter to buy?
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>>76241530
You just described 80% of the threads here
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>>76243337
There is only chaos.

https://youtu.be/AbmDLVFAaec
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>>76243274
I have to use those spongey ear plugs that you twist and then they expand inside your ear and help drown out a lot of noise, I have to have them in whilst I sleep. Neighbours are annoying cunts, but you say you've heard this noise?

You ever get the rattling vibrations on your chest when it happens?
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