WELCOME, time to play a 4chan classic. Here's how it works: At the beginning, nominate 4 candidates to participate in the election. These candidates can be literally anyone (Hitler, Obama, Zoidberg, etc.)
Then, once the candidates are squared away, begin campaigning in states. The last digit of your post determines how many points you have in the state. ONCE THE NUMBER OF POINTS IN A STATE EQUALS THE NUMBER OF ELECTORAL VOTES, YOUR CANDIDATE WINS THAT STATE. EACH POSTER MAY POST ONCE PER MAP UPDATE, BUT THERE'S NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF POSTERS THAT CAN SUPPORT 1 CANDIDATE
For example:
>roll for Trump in North Dakota
and I roll a 6, Trump would win North Dakota and its 3 electoral votes.
>If you roll dubs, your points double (eg a 33 get would yield 6 points)
>If you roll trips, you instantly win the state.
>If you roll quads, you may reset another candidate's state back to blank
Once a candidate reaches 270 electoral votes, that candidate wins! If no candidate reaches 270, there will be a runoff in which the bottom 2 candidates' states will be up for grabs and only the top two candidates can roll.
I will be regularly posting updates.
WHO'S READY?
Past results
>Trump 225, Paul 185, Nader 108, Sanders 20. Runoff: Paul 283, Trump 255
>Hitler 245, Perot 121, Stalin 115, Ahmed Al-Jihadi 53. Runoff: Hitler 369, Perot 169
>Trump 271, Jesus Christ 267
>>76112410
Hitler
>>76112629
Hitler will be blue color.
Trump
>>76112771
Trump will be red
>>76112771
>>76112629
You can start rolling, it will help attract two more candidates.
>>76112971
roll nigger
Kang Obama
>>76113146
Obama will be green.
>>76113131
You have to specify a state.
>>76113231
Give me Utah
>>76113468
Also specify your candidate (makes it easier when there are more posters)
>Hitler: 6
>Trump: 0
>Kang Obama: 0
>>76113562
NM , next reeeeee
>>76113806
Getting some lucky rolls.
>Hitler: 11
>Trump: 0
>Kang Obama: 0
>Non-existent fourth candidate: 0
Stalin
>>76113918
Stalin will be orange
>>76112410
roll for Trump Texas
>>76113896
Are we doing this by the? Electoral Method?
Florida next
>>76114046
Read the instructions. The last digit of your post determines how much you add to your score in a state. Once you reach the # of electoral votes in that state, you win the state.
Rolling for Stalin in NY
>>76112410
I nominate a Sexy English Teacher
"Map update", nothing has changed.
>>76114238
you'll replace Obama
>>76114126
still rolling for florida
More Stalin points in NY
>>76113982
Great going guys, couldn't even have 1 measly non-authoritarian on here?
>>76114332
Oooh, 1 away from automatically winning the state.
>>76114126
okay...so...what?
Roll for Trump in whatever state we're playing.
Stalin NY roll
>>76114507
Florida nigga
>>76112410
Roll for sexy English teacher AZ
>>76114538
You choose the state. It's all part of the strategy.
GOD KEK FOR PRESIDENT
ROLL FOR KEK
"Map update"
Nothing has changed, SET is halfway to taking AZ, Hitler and Stalin are making progress in Florida and New York respectively.
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 0
>Trump 0
>>76114680
>>76114736
REROLL FOR KEK
Stalin New York roll
>>76114774
Read the OP
>>76114736
Reroll for SET in AZ
KEK WILL BE LIGHT GREEN
KEEP ROLLING FOR THE KEK
>>76114736
Florida roll get
>>76114905
>hue can't into reading
SET ties things up
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 11
>Trump 0
Stalin for NYC
>>76115114
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee florida
SET for NV
>>76115171
>>76115163
"Map Update"
Hitler is at 15 in FL and Stalin is at 16 in NY
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 11
>Trump 0
>>76115410
oyyyyyy veyyyy shillin florida
Stalin jew york get
Reroll for SET NV
>>76115482
>>76115460
>>76115456
"Map Update"
SET 1 away from NV, Hitler 7 away from FL.
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 11
>Trump 0
Sorry it's slow right now, more posters usually come
Stalin new york roll
>>76115561
I'm having fun
SET for NV one last time
>>76115561
post get florida
>Hitler 11
>Stalin 0
>Sexy English Teacher 16
>Trump 0
>>76115714
SET at 17*, my bad
Stalin takes new york
>>76115714
kang obama
>>76115714
>>76115744
SET for CA
>>76112410
Wyoming votes for based Viktor Orbán.
>>76115714
oy vey florida nigga
>>76115778
>>76115852
candidates are locked, sorry
>Hitler 40
>Stalin 29
>Sexy English Teacher 17
>Trump 0
Stalin for Cali
>>76115929
SET for CA
>>76116001
Tragic. 1 away from taking the biggest state.
>>76115890
How can based Viktor Orbán NOT be among the choices?
Very un-/pol/ like m8!
>>76115929
Texas next
Trump for LA
"Map Update", nothing has changed.
>Hitler 40
>Stalin 29
>Sexy English Teacher 17
>Trump 0
Stalin CA roll
SET for CA
>>76116244
>>76116261
Stalin leads Cali 11-7
"map update"
>Hitler 40
>Stalin 29
>Sexy English Teacher 17
>Trump 0
Stalin for CA
This thread's gonna prune. Idk why this game didn't generate much interest, usually by this time it's acquired 10+ posters.
>>76116613
Do you usually include the wall of text in the OP?
SET for CA
is op kill?
ROLLING TRUMP INTO THE OFFICE
WA
>>76118119
we /dead/ now f.am
>>76118363
was worth a try at least
CA FOR STALIN!
