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Why is Britain so god-tier? I wish I was born in a all-white English town and play


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Why is Britain so god-tier? I wish I was born in a all-white English town and play football with my mates, then chase chav girls, do drugs and go to illegal raves. Would the British accept a burger in their community?
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>>75767845
>Would the British accept a burger in their community?

I think so. Though you have to remember some villages are a bit suspicious of any new people. City's will be fine, but American manner and accent will be quite distinctive, though most people will find it interesting.

Of course you have the leftists who love to rag on America, but I don't think they would personalize that to you. That is even if you wanted to associate with those types.
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>>75768386
>you have the leftists
The main thing is the guns. Guns have a terrible reputation over here, so if you meet these people just don't answer them, and they'll shut up. I find it most conducive to their silence to remind them that a hundred years ago every Englishman carried a gun as a matter of principle, and crime was far lower then. Prime Minister Robert Gascoyne-Cecil, the Marquess of Salisbury said he would "laud the day when there was a rifle in every cottage in England".
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>>75767845
>>75767975
>>75767975
>>75767975

RISK THREAD

MAKE UK GREAT AGAIN

MUKGA!
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>Romanticizing the chav life
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all i want is a normal girlfriend/mummy

but they're all complete trash...
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>>75767845
>All-white British town
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>British culinary intellectuals
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>>75768903
I bet it's pretty fun when you're on the inside desu

>>75768989
move out of London
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>>75769055
I was in London over the weekend. Why is it filled to the brim with Oriental woman?
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>>75767845
doubt it lad, they'll start asking questions on penis inspection day
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>>75769055
I don't live in London.

I travel all over England for work. I can't think of a single town that's all white.
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>>75769422
How white are you looking for? My district is 97% white which is less than a lot of them
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>>75769422
Shrewsbury is :)
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>>75769422
Go to Wales, Scotland or Ireland.
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>>75769186
Chinky tourists
They tend to be the children of Chinese criminals or politicians since they are the fees who can afford to come here.
They're at least polite.
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>>75767845
basically my teen life in a nutshell , minus the chav girls - theyre hard af
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>>75769812
or cornwall, or anywhere in the south west for that matter
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>>75770264
or basically anywhere that isn't a few shitty cities
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>>75770071
There seemed to be about 10 chinagirls to every 1 chinaman. Definitely a surprise. If it wasn't for the groups of paki guys standing about in groups, smoking and glaring at everyone on every other street corner i would have really liked the place
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>Into my heart, an air that kills
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>>75767845
>Ywn be 15 again drinking bottles of strongbow and white lighting in the park, fingering girls, smoking weed and buying packs of mayfair smooth for £2 :(
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Can an Englishman tell me how to make a proper cup of tea?
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>>75769797
I stay in Shrewsbury 2 nights every week.

Bullshit.
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>>75769192
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Center London anon.
All white around me :^)
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>>75769055
>I bet it's pretty fun when you're on the inside desu

It is actually.
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>>75771173
Tea bag first, then water, then milk. Anyone who says otherwise are satan worshippers.
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>>75771173
English Breakfast tea in a mug, milk and 2 sugars
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>>75769797
>>75771360
However it's definitely better than Nottingham, my home.

Would move to Shropshire if I could.
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>>75771173
teabag in, sugar if you take one. boil kettle, pour boiled water into mug with teabag

leave it brew for a few minutes, remove teabag, add a drop of milk, stir

done
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>>75771572
Milk should go in first before the water
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>>75771508
This lad knows.

He KNOWS!
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>>75771173
boil water
bag in water
leave to brew
remove bag
drink water
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>using a teabag
Literally plebs, use actual tea.
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>>75769812
Way too white and alpha for the average English femme boy. They'll feel just as left out here as they are at home.
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>>75771173

Boiling hot water onto a Yorkshire tea bag, Stir heavily then leave for 3-5 mins to brew. After add milk and sugar if needed.
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There are raves in england? I didn't think they existed outised of some 80's movies
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>>75771173
Put teabag in cup brew to taste add milk stir remove teabag drink
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>>75771682
is this some sort of sick joke
dont even joke about things like that
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>>75771763
You disgust me.
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>>75771508
>>75771552
>>75771572

>not making a pot of tea, casuals
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>>75767845
I live in Norn Iron. It's okay. It's fun fucking around with Prods and Fenians when you don't care about either side. Just don't get carried away or you'll get shot in the knees.

Oh and Belfast is shite.
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>>75767845
Despite the banter, English people love Americans. They would be excited to meet you in all honesty.
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>>75768734
>Guns have a terrible reputation over here,

Grew up in countryside Bongland - everyone I knew had some sort of gun

go cuck somewhere else
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>>75771173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK_vfp8po8
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>>75767845
The red coats would love to have another filthy tory like you
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>>75771922
It's starting to piss me off how seemingly every NI poster here HAS to jump in with "DID I MENTION I'M FROM LE NORN IRON, WE'RE SO COOL AND DANGEROUS GUYS"

honestly just fuck up
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>>75771173
Is this what you wanted???

>>75771508
>>75771552
>>75771572
>>75771682
>>75771763
>>75771773
>>75771784
>>75771785
>>75771884
>>75771891
>>75771894
>>75771912
>>75772024


This whole thread will be British anons arguing how to mix three fucking ingredients together
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>mfw over the course of the past few weeks I've seen more and more houses start flying St. George's cross and several pro-brexit signs, and no anti-brexit signs or eu flags
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>>75769422
My town is 99.9% white.There is only 1 black guy, and he is a policeman. No joke
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>>75772489
Isn't that the beauty of it?
Have a (you) for spending the time spent creating this quality comment.
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>>75767845
Would you be willing to bin that knife (and get a life)?
Would you be willing to be culturally enriched my Mohammed.

If you answered yes to those questions then welcome to Britain.
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>>75767845
>born in a all-white English town
Mate, I....
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>>75772452
>WE'RE SO COOL AND DANGEROUS GUYS

Never said either m8, just that some twats take it thick when you talk shit about their precious side. Wasn't serious about the knees thing. You'd have to be a special kind of unlucky and stupid to get on the wrong side of the paramilitaries who are pretty much just glorified drug dealers.
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>Anglos
>white
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Oi dem mandem aint my bredren blud, oi oi.

am i ready to go to london?
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>>75772692
Is he a top lad?
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>>75769812
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>>75772489
It's you add the teabag, then the water, then the milk. Anyone who says otherwise is a Soros shill.
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you will probs get alot of attention for your accent of girls

tell them you have shot an intruder and the police are ok with it and sew a few white kids before you go home m8
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>>75771173
Step 1: pop the kettle on
Step 2: put teabag and sugar (optional) in cup
Step 3: after kettle has boiled, pour it into cup (about 4/5ths)
Step 4: Let it brew for a couple of minutes
Step 5: stir and remove teabag
Step 6: add milk and stir
Step 7: enjoy
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>>75772854
Can you quote the Quran?
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Go to the Cotswolds.

Lovely and white. Lots of shotgun owners if yo into guns.

Just dont be black
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>>75772692
every minority where i live has a nickname, such as black billy and black dom just to specify who said person is

i think theyre the only ones
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>>75771912
>Implying the American will use a teapot straight away.

If you use a teapot (assuming you're not having herbal tea) you add the leaves in the cup, poor water in, and then milk it.

Actually, it's always:
>Tea
>Water
>Milk
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>>75773252
This

I live in Speldhurst, but the Cotswold's region is God's Kingdom on Earth.
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>Kettle filled more than you actually need it
>Tea in favourite mug
>Pour hot water over tea
>Press teabag against side of mug
>Stir
>Walk off
>Forget about it for approximately three scenes of Eastenders
>Return
>Squeeze bag against mug once again
>Remove bag
>Cheeky splash of milk
>Stir
>Add sugar if desired
>Stir
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>>75773187
that is the weakness of my plan
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>>75773445
>75773445

it is glorious to be quite honest with you family.

planning to go once london is completely overrun. i reckon massive white flight in the next decade
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>>75772834
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Gloucester
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LONG LIVE THE SNP
FREE SCOTLAND
SAOR ALBA
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>>75767845
Yeah yeah whatever every time you people open your mouths it's all "ye ye ye the barbie yeh yeh yeh Fosters yeh yeh yeh didgeridoo ye ye ye rabbit proof fence" we get it, you're mad because they ban every good video game in your country and the only good movies y'all ever had is the Babadook and Air Bud 3
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>>75772489
>>75771173

THIS IS LITERALLY THE CORRECT WAY TO MAKE A CUP OF TEA, ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS AN EU SHILL

right, first of all you put on the kettle
then, you put in the tea bag
then, you ask yourself or who you're making for 'how many sugars?'
then, you add said teaspoons of sugar (you add this before the water to stop your sugar spoon from getting moist from the water vapour)
then, you add the boiling water
then, you stir that shit for about 5-10 seconds
then, put your teaspoon in and fish for the tea bag, bring it up above the tealine and squeeze the excess water out
next, save a nag bin that bag (people who leave teabags on the counter should be slapped)
next, you ask yourself or your m8 'how much milk?' (this should always be full-fat or jersey milk, otherwise you're a fucking pleb)
then, add said milk, stir for 5 seconds
put the mug to your face, allow the tea vapour to gently warm your nostrils before taking a slight sip

Now you know how to make the perfect cup of tea, you mug!
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>when you're on a day out and don't run into a single lower class orc
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>>75767845
>all-white English town
That's an oxymoron.
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>>75772917
I always find is funny when these charts surprise people, as if England the country that foots the entire bill for immigrants and unlike Scotland and Wales can't provide priority university places with free education despite paying for it wouldn't be the most eurosceptic. We put far too much money into Scotland and Wales for nothing in return and its a worse partnership than being in the EU.
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>>75774515

But then if you do end up in a shithole at least it's 99% white... like Leigh in Greater Manchester
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>>75768734
>The main thing is the guns. Guns have a terrible reputation over here
Only to limp wristed lefties .. . nobody really gives a shit on the whole.
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Ok yurope I got you familia

>bongs at dawn
>cucks and song
>dance you pawn
>coffee is wrong

>your women are gross
>milky toast
>work the doll for your foes
>and keep your ducks in a row

>you have no class
>you have no taste
>your country is last
>behind the US of A

Now go light some cannons and smoke a fag your entire continent is in the bag.
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>>75774501
>even having to ask if they want sugar
>not simply providing the options 'four sugars or five?'

Chink detected
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TEABAG FIRST
THEN WATER
THEN SUGAR
STIR
THEN MILK
THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
STIR
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>>75775203

>4 or 5 sugars
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>>75775321
BRUSH
FLOSS
RINSE
BRUSH AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE
AND ASK ABOUT INVISALIGN
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
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>>75775321
>Milk AND cold water

The fuck are you doing
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
Fight me you wanker
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
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>>75775486
>FLOSS
What?
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>>75767845
As someone who comes from exactly what you're describing: no we wouldn't. You're fine as tourists who stay for a few hours then leave, but when you stay longer than that we hate you.
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I want to fuck Darjeeling:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=regl4vTld5E
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>>75775615
>>75775581
I like to drink my warm tea straight away but I don't like my tea too watery or too milky so I use both.

>>75775486
FLOSS
BRUSH
RINSE
MOUTHWASH
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>>75775873
>I like to drink my warm tea straight away but I don't like my tea too watery or too milky so I use both

Blow on it you savage
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>>75775139

Bruv, you made a shit rhyme
should listen to more grime
Come over ere ill show you true crime
Ill smash your face in like a wind chime
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>>75771884
>adding milk before removing the teabag

What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
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>>75775873
>skipping the prewash
You do it for your car

Guys come on Britain is not that great. London is cool, but it's overpriced for what you get.

Life in sothern california is better than life in Seattle just saying

And that is what the UK is to the USA

>you are our Seattle
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COFFEE IN THE MUG
THEN HOT WATER
THEN MILK
THEN KAHLUA
STIR
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>>75776345
If you are making Coffee for your American immigrant friend it goes

Coffee
Two Sugar
Milk
Stir
Hot Water
Stir
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>>75775321
Were you dragged up? You philistine?
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>>75776178
Yes we do have rain like seattle but Cali is minority white, majority hispanic.

No Thanks.

> Britain is not that great. London is cool
Have you ever been around Britain mate?

London is good for sightseeing and restaurants but that's it, Britain has so much more to offer.
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>>75776178
>Implying we care
Can we be your Autism in Texas?
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>>75776345
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>all-white
>English

Yes, about that, I'm afraid that you can only have one of those, old bean.
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>>75776178
Washington state is the only state I would move to. Felt like home, a new new England
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How to derail british discussion: How to make a cup of tea

useful information to have
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>>75776775
>Yes, about that, I'm afraid that you can only have one of those, old bean.
Nice proxy.
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>>75767845
Why was Britain the only European power to have god tier colonies?

>Thirteen Colonies
>Canada
>Australia
>New Zealand
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>>75774501
>then, you stir that shit for about 5-10 seconds
>seconds

hahaha why not just drink water you fucking idiot? you need to brew it for atleast 5 minutes so it actually tastes of something you woman
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>>75776958

This nigger not using pyramid bags that actually improve tea infusion by 47%.
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>>75776932
No interbreeding.
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sixts
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>>75775203
>adding sugar

Maybe if you're a child
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This is all any American needs to know about Britain.
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>>75777114
this nigger not using loose leaf tea that actually tastes like tea.
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>>75777580
Circle out Leicester and London and I would agree with you.
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>>75777580
Go back to Tower Hamlets you Southern arsewipe
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>>75777580
>London good.
>Birmingham good.

Thanks for your opinion Ahmed
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>>75777580
>london
>good

This is an insult to my intelligence.
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>>75777777
CHECKED
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>>75777777
kek speaks
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>>75777777
chekt and kekt
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>>75777777
witnessed
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>>75777777
WITNESSED
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>>75777777
rip thread
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>>75777777
noice
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>>75777114
i use twinings, any tea bag need to brew for a few mins
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>>75777777
Wew lad.
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>>75777777
>London
>good

pick one
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>>75777777
Bless you.
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>>75777777
Muslims BTFO
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>>75777580
Sod off you southern poof
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
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>>75777777
nice
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>>75777777
Good job
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>>75777777
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>>75777777
Truly the holiest of numbers.
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>>75777777

London BTFO
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>>75777777
shit get
044
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>>75777777
wewlad
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>>75777777
Quality post m8.
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>>75777985
nice reading comprehension
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>>75777777
very nice lad
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>>75777777
checking this out
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>>75777777
London on suicide watch.
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>>75777777

Ahmed on suicide watch
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>>75777777
DELETE THIS
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Faggots.
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>>75778282
no u
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>>75777777
ISIS will fuck London up on 6/6/16 confirmed.
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>>75777777
Southern fairies BTFO

>>75777956
>ID is KeK
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>>75767845
asisim: eu tô me sentindo bem. só fico nervoso quando lembram que essa merdinha existe pra me infernar. quando essa babaca for embora, então vou até me sentir melhor. não existe nada a não ser saber a respeito da pequena bostinha que metire do sério, então por mim tá tudo bem quando o avião dela vazer daqui. com ou sem o caralho mágico dos sonhos dela.
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>>75777777
nice moves
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Go out of London they said
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>>75777777
WITNESSED
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>>75778308
It's that numbers thing again.
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>>75777956
>>75778316
holy fuck
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>>75778368
lorem ipsum?
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>>75767845
>American flag
>calling soccer football

>>>/lgbt/
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>this entire thread is about how to make tea

There's a reason we threw tea specifically in the harbor.
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>>75777777
They are the only two cities in the country.
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I know this feel too

>You weren't born in the sleepy English countryside
>You didn't grow up in a small, yet modern village
>You didn't have a bunch of mates from school to play the footy with, to grow old with
>You didn't find a nice stout lass to settle with and work a comfy job during the day for
>You didn't get to come home to a nice cuppa and some hearty breakfast
>You didn't get to eventually have a child to go to football games with and bring up to be an honest lad who wears sweaters and oxford button-ups
>You didn't get old with withering white hairs as you retired
>You didn't get to read the old classics of your nations grand tradition
>You didn't get to relax on the foggy porch of your cozy little brick home near the village as the days pass into shadow and your time comes to an end
>You didn't get to have a final pint with your remaining #lads at the pub as you talk about old times, the footy and other meaningless things
>Instead you were born into America
>To get shot

This is my life, and it's ending one meme at a time.
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>>75767845
>god-tier?

Chavs
slags
pakis
kebab shops
mega mosques
poo in loo
londonistan
gingers
pikeys
gypsies
slav shits
muslim darkies
bad teeth
warm beer


Also spotted the Mexican.
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>>75777708
>mad at the foxes
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>>75778708

Our ales are meant to be served warm.

Enjoy your bud light """"""""""""""""""""beer""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>75770809
>trading those fags for a BJ in the bush
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>>75778560
All I do to make tea is put a bag in a glass of hot water, let it sit for a minute, add copious amounts of sugar, and presto tea made.
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>>75777777
Just 2 million more posts!
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>>75769422
Anywhere in East Anglia most of Yorkshire. All if Wales outside Cardiff and swansea
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>>75779032
>most of Yorkshire
Not here in South Yorkshire, lad. We're fucked.
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>>75779032
>Yorkshire
>White
Met my Pakistani girlfriend in Leeds
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>>75774175
Did you go cheese rolling last week mate?
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>>75778750
No mate . .. Although Brum (Birmingham) is bad Leicester is actually more in danger of turning majority non-white than any other city.
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>>75778139
OH SHIT RARE AS FUCK
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>>75777580
>>75779286
Ah, that explains a few things :^)
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>>75778842
The difference is drinkability
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>>75778139
>Never comes in for American threads
>Comes in for a Brit thread

Soon... soon it will only be the BVI.
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>>75778368
Me no halblar espanol
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>>75769422
I live near Glastonbury in my town pretty much everyone is white.
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>>75779503
>virgin islands
>rare
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>>75779743
>I live near Glastonbury
Me too

Bridgy reporting.
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>>75767845
if they can accept migrants who gangrape their women and do nothing about it then they pretty much can accept anybody.
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>>75778842
Meant to be warm? No kidding eh?

And here I thought brits never heard of refrigeration.

I'll be enjoying my chilled premium beer mate.
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>>75778848
>Best years of my life
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>>75767845
There are no White British towns.
Even the little towns are like 30% Muslim now.
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>>75780019
>%63
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>>75771682
Kill yourself not even funny.
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>>75777777
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>>75769044

Not dining on the finest of God tier wholemeal toast sandwiches with crumb spread
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>>75780019
I'm from Bath and lived there for almost all of my life. I never saw a single mudslime there all of those 18 years. I moved away to uni but came back for a weekend a few months later and I couldn't walk 50 metres without seeing a muzzie. I also nearly got mugged 3 times in that weekend.

Not even memeing.
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>>75779862
No you don't understand.

Certain Ales are best served cooled but not cold or refrigerated . . .you call them 'Craft beers' . .. other stuff is chilled.

>>75780019
???? made up shit from somebody 2000 miles away.
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>>75767845
It's been a lovely country to grow up in and I wouldn't have changed it for the world

my best bro is a yank who lives here. brits are generally the most tolerant and accepting of all people, but loud americans are where a lot of people draw the line. just as long as you aren't overly loud you're cool
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>>75777777
>anything south of Hadrian's wall
>good
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>>75779836
South west is the best m8.
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>>75780212
>I also nearly got mugged 3 times in that weekend.

You are having a laugh son, I don't believe that for 1 minute.
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>>75780019
>There are no White British towns.
Even the little towns are like 30% Muslim now.
Nope there are no white minority towns or cities in UK. We aren't as cucked as you.

Just a reminder
>US elected a African muslim as president twice
>US black population is 45,672,250, that's more blacks than every African nation except Nigeria, Ethiopia and DRC.
>US is 4th most populated African nation
>United States of Africa
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>>75780339
>but loud americans are where a lot of people draw the line. just as long as you aren't overly loud you're cool
Confirmed.
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>>75780212
I used to live in Frome. I remember what Bath used to be like.
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You'll be welcome by default by the natives by virtue of simply not being another paki or sandnigger migrating here.
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>>75771173
1) Put a bag of pic related into a CONICAL mug
2) Pour on boiling water - water must be boiling on contact
3) Steep for 2 mins, squeeze bag against side of mug with spoon to get out the good stuff
4) Pour in a small amount of full fat milk from british cows, until the tea turns a healthy 2 weeks in portugal tan colour
5) Do not remove the bag from the mug
6) Drink
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>>75780486
There are gangs of muz youths walking around the parks where everyone has their dogs off the leash. There's just something about me that makes muzzies fucking hate me. I was in Gothenburg 2 months ago and they were all glaring at me.

>>75780631
>Frome
working class scum detected
that ice cream shop is top notch tho 2bh lad
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>>75771173
Throw it in the harbor.
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>>75780566
That's only about 15% percent you know.
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>>75780339
>most tolerant
>If I even utter the word handgun I get exploded upon
Yeah no. Every Brit I've dealt with has been an ass and attacks you over the slightest difference
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>>75780859
Do Brits still care about all that class system stuff?
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Wrong.
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>>75769044
As idiotic as the idea is, I'd still eat it desu
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>>75781040
I don't care if someone is poor or not, just as long as they're civilised.
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>>75771173

>boil water
>put teabag in cup
>add water to cup til almost full, leave an inch of room
>stir teabag in water
>squish teabag against side of cup
>stir more
>leave to brew for at least one minute, ideally 3
>stir again, squish bag again
>remove tea bag from cup, squish water from bag as you remove it
>add sugar if desired
>add milk as needed
>drink with biscuits or nibbles of your choice
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>>75775765
I want to fuck Rosehip
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>>75781201
The texture combination is sensational, add marmite to taste

>>75781040
Exactly the same as you guys do, people mix with their own kind and if your born into a chav family you will always remain in a chav family
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>>75773986
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>>75780859
yep that ice cream shop was the shit back in the day not as good now though.
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>>75780944
Got any other examples than guns? i'd be interested to know
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>>75781040
If the truth be known . . .then yes!

There is a concious divide but it's not as bad as it used to be, most Brits won't admit it but there is a certain respect for the upper class.
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>>75780944
>>If I even utter the word handgun I get exploded upon
Nah . .. . Most Brits don't really care, the truth is in Britain, it's seen as totally unnecessary.
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>>75775321
the fuck is wrong with you senpai?
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>>75778004
>>75778316
>>75777727
Fuck off you Labour voting Norse rapebabies.
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
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>>75781040
theres a big class divide here, so yes
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>>75780566
>>US elected a African muslim as president twice
Obama is a Christian and he is half White.
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>>75775765
I want to fuck london. You surely would want me too, considering there are no brits there.
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>>75767845
>chase chav girls
>do drugs
>illegal raves

You can do this in the cities. People who do this in the fringe or rural areas aren't welcome. Play footy all you want though.
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>>75774175
And if you don't wanna be mugged, Cheltenham
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>>75773445

Royal Tunbridge Wells here mate
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>tfw live in 99% white seaside town in Northern Ireland
>local small businesses everywhere and legitimate sense of community
>even the weeb shop feels traditional

Feels good man
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP

Kill yourself you disgrace.
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is this york i think i bought my fruit bowl from that market stand
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>>75771173
You should be asking the Irish. The English introduced it. We perfected it so much that tea is now Irish ethnically.
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>>75782600
>tfw bradford
>tfw culturally enriched to the full extent
help me
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>>75775321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jZDBz0qVtM
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>>75782628
I wish we had rustic looking cities like this :(
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>>75782746
grorious
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>>75780834
>milk in tea
I bet you call your granny 'nana', and eat dinner in front of the TV.
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>>75782746
I never understood the point of the milk.
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Fuck the EU to be quite honest.
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>>75782746
It looks the right colour.
not sure what that Japanese thing is though?
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>>75767845
Are you retarded? They fucking have shitty teeth and their food stinks like shit. Hell historically London was dirty as hell. They don't need niggers and immigrants to do that shit. They did that shit themselves.
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>>75767845
Sure, just tone down the accent, and make sure your kids are not mini burgers... there is nothing worse than a child's American accent.
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>>75782746
>putting sugar or milk in tea
>not being a pleb

Good tea never needs sugar or milk.
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>>75782907
makes it thicker
i like it thick
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>>75781047
>south yorkshire
>good
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>>75782984
>Fuck the EU to be quite honest.
Fuck avatar fags to be quite honest, especially anime ones.
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>>75782398
Obama is a Christian and he is half White.
>Obamas Grandad is Muslim
>Obamas Dad is Muslim
>Obamas step father is Muslim
>Obama studied at a madrassa in Indonesia
>His name is BARRACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
>Obama is black (1 drop rule)
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>>75782984
>Anime reaction face
Opinion thoroughly discarded.
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>>75782746
Not in a mug and where is your chocy biscuit
>7/10 for effort though
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>>75783107
Black tea does
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>>75782746
Not one mention of a teapot.

All of these people are called Ahmed.
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>>75782991
They're little sweet bean cakes and they're amazing with tea.
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>>75783177
And yet your country views him like a god.
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>>75783298
Northerner spotted
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>he doesn't add cold water to his tea at the end

Do you fucking barbarians add it in with the sugar or some shit?
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>>75783333
I drink black teas all the time without any additives and I enjoy them greatly.
But to each their own. I am sure adding stuff can help the flavor sometimes.
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>>75781047

At least add the North Pennines to the good places.
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>>75777777
Witnessed.
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>>75783400
Dunno about that. His little speech about the EU made literally no difference. I think any opinion poll about Obama here most people couldn't give a fuck and just say they like him out of politeness.
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>>75783137
This is 5 minutes from where I live in South Yorkshire so its very diverse friend
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>>75767845

Britain is absolutely god-tier but America is even more so. Cherish the things you have lad
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>>75783335
>implying he asked how to prepare a teapot
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>>75772660
I've been leafleting since last Thursday, done my entire area, around 1000 leaflets, all bought and paid for by independent donations and distributed on volunteers from local ukip branch, as opposed to remain leaflets which were still technically paying for. The guy who came to my house to give me the leaflet piles is 93 fucking years old and after we chatted for a bit I revealed a little of my power level and he concurred, said every day the thought that fighting the second Great War was for nothing grew in his mind, and that 'for all their faults' the national socialists did have their own land and laws in mind. What a cruel way to spend the rest of your life, knowing that your youth was not just wasted but you spent it ensuring you and your descendants would be systematically robbed of your homelands, traditions and values, to be forgotten. I will never stop hoping though
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>>75783367
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No mate - if anything we dunk a Rich Tea Biscuit a Nice or Digestive.
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>>75783528
If you like it fair enough. I drink peppermint tea a lot and also a local shop does a good lemon and ginger and I would never add anything to that. Traditional "British" black tea is very strong and bitter on its own though.
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
>>
It seems like the UK is more wiling to accept spooky sand people and curry loo poos than white Americans.

For some reason.
>>
VOTE BREXIT
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>>75783400
Nope, no one gives a fuck about him. Keep watching American propaganda though for your information needs.
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ah much better
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>>75783730
>93
I don't think he'llt be around for much longer, I do hope he lives to see Brexit.
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>>75771173
1. heat water to a boiling temperature
2. allow water to cool by 10%c
3. pour hot water into a teapot that contains 2 english breakfast tea tea bags
4. allow the tea to infuse for two minutes
5. pour the hot water mixture (which is now tea) into a cup
6. pour milk into the cup
7. add sugar if desired

here are two tea making videos for further reference:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvYymrCn4g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2On47DLEpE
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I'm kind of sad now; I wish I was drinking tea with Englandies in real life.
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>>75775321
>THEN COLD WATER FROM THE TAP
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typical non degenerate town shopping street
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can a brit tell me whats the best brand of english muffins?
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>>75774881
No, you spend all your money welcoming shitskins.
There's a difference..
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>>75783745
I will have to find tea biscuits then! Any recipes or brands I should search for?
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>>75782746

good effort m8, love the union jack reflection
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>>75783883
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>>75783575
Stop being such a faggot kike for like five seconds.
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>>75774501
>Not using green top milk
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>>75781047
the fuck is your problem with chester mate
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>>75783818
Not that guy, but I've always liked orange tea with nothing in it, you can really taste the orange flavor, same goes for japanese green tea, really refreshing.
>>
Are parts like Tower Hamlets a prognosis for the country?
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>>75784175
2% WHEN CUTTING
4% WHEN BULKING
>>
>go to illegal raves

They're literally just underage chav parties.
I don't know why vice and other places try to glamorize them so much as some amazing subculture.
>>
>>75784051
Any they've been around for hundreds of years we just called them muffins tho pal.
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>>75767845
You better start practicing Arabic if you want to move to New Pakistan.
>>
>>75784051
We aren't as obsessed with Brands as Americans are and to be quite honest Muffins aren't eaten very much nowadays. There is not a lot of difference anyway.
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>>75784293
Only the cities have fallen into darkness
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>>75783400
people here view him like the majority of your people do

he's "cool"
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>>75784293
>arabic
>pakistan

Burgerclap education everyone.
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>>75783450
We don't add it at all because we're not fucking faggots.
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Because we are better than any other country. Fuck Europe.
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>>75784033
had some crackin jumpers from the jack wills in that pic
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>>75784095
Just google Rich Tea Biscuits, it's a rather plain biscuit but it goes well with tea.
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>>75767845
>I wish I was born in a all-white English town
So does everyone in England faggot
Now get the fuck out of my country traitor
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>>75784159
>american trying to impinge on british freedom
Back of the queue.
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>>75784293
>>75784359

This desu. Britain is like America in that vast swathes of the country are untouched by shitskins.

It's places like Sweden and France (honorable mention to Germany and Nederland) that really need to get their shit together.
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This is a welsh castle built by King Edward I Long Shanks, the one who destroyed William Wallace and his horde of barbarians. He was called the 'Hammer of The Scots', he built this after killing the last Celtic Prince of Wales and bringing that realm into his own kingdom. Its called Caernarfon Castle, you should visit one day, get out of London.
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>>75784175

I dont understand green top like, just drink water if you're gunna remove the taste and consistency from the milk anyway?
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>>75784293
Pakistanis speak Urdu, you twat. Not even a muslim country.
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>>75783730
If brexit fails, only direct action will be an option.
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>>75772660
yes! i saw my first 'brexit' sign in someone's window earlier today
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>>75784524
Thank you!
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>>75784254
Because early to mid 90's raves were fucking great m8

All those cheap as fuck e's and sluts everywhere
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>>75784022
GURL!!!!
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>>75784598
Are Maine & Alaska untouched?
I am planning to move out of a big city soon and I need a place.
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>>75779862
I'll never had a good "cooled" Ale. Only chilled, never warm or slightly cool.
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We ruled the world many times before and we can in the future once we leave the EU.
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>>75767845
Bro, we seceded from their asses specifically to avoid having to chase fucking chav girls. Read up on your 'murica.

>>75783862
I really hope you guys get off that sinking ship. EU is a freaking mess and I hate that you eurofags have been wrapped up in it.
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>>75784767

Alaska has shitskins, but they're snow people who've lived there for thousands of years and mostly get drunk and keep to themselves.

Maine is a white paradise and even though the people always vote democrat they're relatively uncucked.
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>>75784051
We don't really eat them. A crumpet is something we would more likely eat
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>>75784022
This town has only one night club and its only open until 12.30.
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>>75784976
>tfw Aberystwyth student
fucking kill me lads
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>>75783367
no definitely an unauthorized tea dunking object mate
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>>75784747
I'm sure they were fun, but they were still underage chav parties.

It's not the kind of thing you would put on a holiday brochure.
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>>75784095
Forget about what other anons have suggested, what you want are chocolate hob nobs
>>
>>75777777
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>>75785037
I will correct my error and buy some Rich Tea Biscuits.
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>>75783947
actually disregard the second video she doesnt have a clue what she's talking about. i assumed she knew as shes english and slightly posh.
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>>75777580
Explain how Birmingham is good. Explain how Oxford, Cambridge and London are good. Explain how Chester is bad. Holyhead btfo apparently.
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>>75785164
Hobnobs! I've never heard of them. Ordering now!
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>>75781893
I used to talk degenerate shit with a few Brits like monster girls. Anytime I brought up guns, nationalism, or war I wouldn't hear the end of it
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Here are some waterfalls, they are fucking huge and thees loads of them
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>>75785434
Here is a hotel if you want to visit Wales

I am not paid employee of Welsh tourist board.
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>>75785164
Hobnobs
Coffee . .Yes
Tea . . . ..No
>>
New thread
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>>75785354
yeah those are the kind of things that brits view as overly american. they will have deep rooted prejudices about those things and they fit in neatly with the overly loud american view.

often a little discussion reveals just how little they know of the subject
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>>75785321
I'm sad you guys don't have these across the pond. :(
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>>>75785810

NEW BREAD
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>>75784662

They'll fix it like the Scottish referendum - the UK is EU clay
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>>75784158

my borough is only the 2nd highest shade of green
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>>75784662
latest polls are looking fucking good for a brexit mate.
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>>75777777
Checked and Kek
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>>75783592
didn't you fucks viciously hate Bush even though Obama is worse on all the same stuff you hated Bush for?
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