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>Delegates Trump: 1,239
(Hit the needed 1237 on May 26th)
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES
>Trump Memorial Day D.C. Biker Rally 5/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is-VB73O6nw
>Trump kisses the banners of The Remembrance Project Moms’ children at Anaheim Rally!
https://youtu.be/fAMZTD_2Jss
>Trump Supporters Thanking Riot Cops in San Diego
https://twitter.com/BabesForTrump/status/736626581863563265
>Trump in San Diego, CA 5/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljKFZchvV8U
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Hannity 5/31/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6nGxq99dC0
>Trump Veteran’s Donations Press Conference 5/31/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqNnxCO0uVU
>Ben Carson on Fox & Friends 5/30/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF0FwG0c4vk
>BEHIND THE SCENES tour of the NYC Trump Campaign HQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soFRVEskxb8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Can't Stump the Trump Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjrc3H-TE0U
>Donald Trump 2016
https://youtu.be/XuIMdo77o8g
>Jeb BTFO by Family Guy of all things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHSCiBvsm7w
>Hillary Clinton EVIL REMIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqYJRc0TJkQ
>KINSEY: Everyone is /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmgGe_QUId0
TRUMP RALLY PLAYLIST:
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
SGOPET:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
PREVIOUS
>>75749369
AWOO~
>>75753088
"I'M CIA"
Trump supporters:
-Alex Jones of Infowars (crazy gun nut conspiracy theorist)
-David Duke head guy of the KKK
-Dana White president of UFC (human cockfighting)
-Vladimir Putin, a manlet with Napoleon complex rulling a drunkard mongol nation
-Bruce Jenner aka mentally ill trannie
-Bruce Willis, famous for being a baldlet
-Israel
-50 cent, a disgusting degenerate nigger
-Martin Shkreli
-Boss Nigger
-Paul Ryan
-Mike Tyson
-Ann Coutler
-Ice Cube
-Tila Tequila, the schizophrenic with the sex tape you liked
-Marco Rubio
-Tito Ortiz
-Gucci mane
-Sarah Palin, even Trump is embaressed by her
-North Korea
-Hillary Clinton Tweeter account
-Kasparov
-Patton and McArthur
-The Rock
-Hollywood supervillans
-Fox News
-Veterans
-Nigel Farage
-Ben Carson
-Jean-Claude Van Damme
-Geert Wilders
-Hulk Hogan
-Milo Yannopoulos
-Dan Bilzerian
-Shiva, destroyer of worlds
Hillary supporters:
-Taylor Swift
-current POTUS one of the best POTUS ever
-former POTUS
-Goldstein
-Bush familly (EVERY SINGLE ONE)
-the Pope
-Hollywood intelectuals
-Merkel of Germany
-Nate silver
-London and Paris mayors
-non-white people
-Snoop Dogg
-#CorrectTheRecord
-Mika
-Ku Klux Klan
-California
-John Oliver
-Telemundo
-Dalai Lama
-Dan Schneider
-Stephen Hawking, highest IQ on the planet
-Clinton News Network
David French supporters:
-Mitt Romney
-Ben Shapiro, a big guy in the conservative world
-Bill Kristol
Gary Johnson supporters:
Makes you think....
>88
Hail Hydra!
>>75753195
Uhh you don't get to bring anti Trumpers.
Go ahead and vote for Trump
If you think it's okay to call women fat and ugly.
Go ahead and vote for Trump
If you think it's okay that he lost more the 4 billion dollars of other people's money in bankruptcies.
Go ahead and vote for Trump
If you think it's okay to not disassociate himself from white supremacist groups.
Go ahead and vote for Trump
If you think it should be okay to objectify your own daughter like Trump did.
Go ahead and vote for Trump
If you think it's okay for any man to bad mouth your daughter or wife if he thinks he is right, like Trump does.
Go ahead and vote for Trump
If you think it's okay to be a narcissist like he is.
Go ahead and vote for Trump
A man who made less money on his inheritance than someone would have made by putting into a saving account and letting it earn interest.
Ignore the facts go ahead and elect the American Hitler.
It's a free country...for now.
>>75753206
>Ben Shapiro, a big guy
Lost
Fuck, I'm so close to the rally today. Wish I could make it.
>>75753195
For those who missed it, Shillary only up by +4 in Michigan in latest poll.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/mi/michigan_trump_vs_clinton-5533.html
>>75753088
Why does he wear the belt?
>>75753206
>David French
the fuck is this guy
Friendly reminder that Trump only has 3 true statements on PolitiFact. In fact, most Republicans are known liars.
As flawed as she is, at least Hillary is honest. She's ready to lead. I'm man enough to vote for a woman... are you?
>>75753278
mods pls
>>75753306
Pls stop stealing my memes.
>>75753278
it is almost as if you are making ok points. then you say that hillary is gonna take our rights away.
or at least that is what i am seeing
>>75753206
>Kasparov supports Trump
Kasparov as in Chess Champion Kasparov?
That's fucking based
>>75753357
>75753278
Already out of (you)'s? I am disappoint
>>75753278
>...for now
Gets me every time
>>75753345
god damnit politifact.
a republican was right so we have to give him mostly false and twist what he said
>A man who made less money on his inheritance than someone would have made by putting into a saving account and letting it earn interest.
Do people who bring this up prefer that he becomes a hedge fund manager rather than an employer of thousands?
>>75753345
>Sweden
>Man enough
You're my favourite shill, swedeanon
>>75753399
Pls stahp stealing my memery. I need (You)s.
>>75753343
Some cuck the kikes found to maybe be a kamikaze third party candidate.
>>75753343
Comic relief.
>>75753372
it's more of a jab at the 4 dimensional chess Trump is playing, IRL Kasparov hates trump
http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2015/12/17/garry-kasparov-putins-endorsement-of-donald-trump-opens-gates-for-dictator-landslide/
>>75753278
MODS!
>>75752913
hi Obama
>>75753345
Why do people still take politifact seriously
I've been on h8-chan for so long that I forgot what shilling looks like. It's nice to see an honest-to-God jobber in a God Emperor thread. Keep making those shekels, shill-san.
>>75753345
Swede fucking shits
Any shoopfags here?
>>75753239
Cap fags BTFO over Hydra reveal
>>75753345
Friendly reminder that politifact is full of shit and rated trump's claims of the real unemployment rate false and bernie sanders claims true, even though they said the same thing.
>>75753345
>Hillary is honest
Go home Muhammed.
NEW NATIONAL POLL: Both Dems Beat Trump, But Even Stranger, Hillary Wins on Brains and … Morals??
http://www.redstate.com/absentee/2016/06/01/new-national-poll-dems-beat-trump-even-stranger-hillary-wins-brains-morals/
REMINDER: even conservatives (real ones, not kiddies who circlejerk about le cuck maymay) know that Trump WILL lose.
>trump is actually going to the UK the day after brexit
>>75753461
Nothing is being stolen. You're memes are being donated to the internet. #FeeltheBern #SocialismWillWorkThisTime
>>75753537
Took him long enough.
>>75753568
>implying the brexit will happen
W E W
>>75753345
Ahmed there's a reason my family left our homeland of Sweden in 1897 and immigrated, legally, to America. And I thank god they did.
>They can come in but they have to come in legally
>>75753557
Wow this really made me think anon thanks.
>>75753490
i am only pretty sure he hates trump after reading that.
he might just be saying i hate putin, and putin likes trump
>>75753278
oh now I see why they paused pol
slide script incoming sssssurfssssuuuuuppp!!!!!
>>75753510
No one does except lefties fulfilling their confirmation bias. They think sites like Breitbart are biased (how dare they report accurately on King Nigger!), but think politifact is legit. I'll be glad when legitimate journalistic entities like Breitbart are mainstream in a Trump Presidency.
>>75753343
National Review cuckservative pundit. He really wanted Romney to run 3rd party and is part of the punditry that thinks the middle class is solely to blame for its destruction.
>>75753557
This shit doesn't work when he has defied every poll so far. Try a different strategy shill. Maybe go back to calling him racist again that seemed to work well.
Friendly reminder that Politifact is in fact a fake.
>>75753557
4/10. Keep going, though.
>>75753586
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75753557
>he reads cuckstate
>>75753670
4? That's pretty generous tbqh. The whole true conservative thing is pretty stale.
>>75753441
They also prefer that he spend 0 Dollars or we the course of his life. They are morons.
>just drove down the parkway in NJ on my way to work
>see a 1990s trailblazer with 4 Bernie stickers
>driver is a very small looking white girl wearing a fedora
>coexist sticker too
These are the people we are up against
>>75753621
You should get out too. You got all the negatives and none of the benefits. I heard most of you still use the Lei
>>75753345
>sweden
http://www.infowars.com/swedish-government-kicks-local-family-out-of-home-gives-it-to-migrants/
>SWEDISH GOVERNMENT KICKS LOCAL FAMILY OUT OF HOME, GIVES IT TO MUSLIM MIGRANTS
>>75753735
But it's a poll. Numbers and shit. It might convince someone who's new, so I think a 4 is justified.
Someone should torch a car with a FeelTheBern or a Bernie2016 sticker and put on a sign 'feeling the bern yet?' with Clinton 2016 under it.
>>75753785
Come now it was a municipal goverment that kicked them out.
The real goverment is way too busy borrowing monney from ECB to fund the construction of more immigrant housing to bother with the small details.
>>75753750
I am both fearful and eager of just what kind of people I might see at the rally
>>75753557
>Hillary Wins on Brains and … Morals
Yeah this poll sounds totally legit.
Is there going to be a large protest tonight? Possibly even a riot because of all the illegals in California?
>>75753863
maybe you just do it in photoshop?
>>75753863
>implying we need to resort to false flagging and deception instead of keep winning with the truth
>>75753343
Kristol couldn't get an actual politician to run for his shit party, so he got some random National Review writer to do it.
>>75753750
>>75753750
At least we know that we will always win if it comes to violence. A bunch of lefty numales and women, versus alphas who actually have guns.
>>75753088
I'm just here to pay tribute
Has Trump said anything about Abe's announcement about delaying the hike in consumption tax for 30 months? It's a perfect opportunity to make his fiscal plans clear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CKvT0g1cc
>>75753953
t-there is a....rally....tonight?
>>75753927
dont chaos need people to gain power and that is why the fucking elf god sucks now.
>>75753088
That looks like the Trump Marina's main entrance seen at night
>went bankrupt and is now the Golden Nugget
He can't even keep his casinos solvent, what makes you think he'd be a good president?
>>75753953
Probably, yes. I think Trump planned the rally to end just a bit after it gets dark, meaning these spics will expose themselves to the world, yet again.
>>75754055
Yes gypsy
Looks like I massively underestimated how much time the card was going to take them to design.
The printer is saying they'll need ALL the signatures and art by this Friday morning.
That's going to be way too soon isn't it?
>>75753750
>live in Los Angeles
>bern shit everywhere
everyday is pic related, but I hope Bernie pulls the upset on Shillary so that she goes into the convention with her head hanging low in shame and embarrasment
>>75753441
the popular fb meme says he should have put his money into an index fund when he got it and he would have over 10B dollars. it's for people that want to believe that the wealthy are able to perpetuate their wealth ad infinitum. truth is most fortunes are tapped by the 6th generation. take a look at the wealthiest people in the world. almost all new money and the old money falling farther down the list. the fact that trump has built upon his family fortune rather than taking his slice and sitting on his ass is actually quite remarkable.
>>75753863
No need. Alinskyite tactics like that are only necessary when the truth isn't on your side.
>>75753278
R A R E
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>>75753892
Jesus, you DO go from thread to thread just changing your trip.
The raids continue even on a slow day. Well stick around and maybe you'll learn something.
>>75754014
Nah it'll be a tough bout m8. Obviously.
>>75754069
Have you ever owned a casino?
>Bernie endorses Hillary
>Hillary goes up 14% in votes
Why do you guys expect drumpf to win?
>>75754069
>He can't even keep his casinos solvent, what makes you think he'd be a good president?
Because of the other 100+ companies he has that are profitable.
>tfw my ID has the word cum in it
>>75754204
Holy fucking shit.
>>75754122
Not at all. International shipping is a bitch.
I've had things take a minimum of five days up to 50 from the same address in Japan.
Always be ahead of schedule.
>>75754204
Nice to see you again.
This is why Trump will win. Thank you racist liberals!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v56x9xsRJQI
>>75754204
St. who and where?
God I love it when /. has a VPN sale.
>>75754204
already have this flag change your proxy pls, if you can to some african country
>>75754255
>International shipping
It's going to be printed in Manhattan. No shipping necessary.
>>75754069
>1 casino fails
>doesn't mention the hundreds of properties that are doing good
shillary fags are increasingly nervous after new California poll shows Bernie within 2 points kek
>>75754137
It's a hilarious meme, because the same people saying it hate rich people, especially ones that are rich and produce nothing. They would rather the guy collect interest on his money (wouldn't even come close to 10B, plus he was already rich when he inherited that money), instead of using it to start a business that employs tens of thousands.
Leftist logic.
>>75754204
>Entire GOP endorses Trump
>Trump goes up 30% in votes
Why do you expect Hillary to win?
>>75754304
That's good.
Still I'd deliver early. He's going to be inundated with cards and the later they are, the more likely that he'll never see them because his mail room workers won't have time to screen them all.
Sooner the better. I'm sending mine today.
>>75754204
>Bernie endorses Hillary
>Bernie supporters realize Bernie is just as evil as Hillary and flock to Trump.
WEW Shills are all hands on deck this morning, that press conference must have Hillary's campaign absolutely RATTLED
Leave Drumpf to me.
Who here is Laura Ingraham show?
She gets it.
>http://tunein.com/radio/Laura-Ingraham-Show-p43476/
>>75754304
Is it too late to send you a handwritten happy birthday for the card?
>>75754204
>majority of white people
>over 60% of hispanics
>will vote for TRUMP
It's over. Keep hugging them polls, in the GE it all comes crashing down.
>>75754122
>signatures
what's this about signatures?
Has anyone ever considered demanding Obama to deny Trump SS protection from now on?
>>75754069
you've obviously never payed taxes, if you had, you would understand how extremely profitable bankrupting a casino would be.
I signed up to phone bank for Sanders. I've been calling people for 3 days now in my spare time while driving.
After I tell them I'm with the Sanders campaign, I start screaming profanity and racial slurs at them and tell them how the bernman makes me sodomize other men.
I'm doing gods work!
>>75753345
>>75754306
the fucking shills are in full force.
it's funny how they suddenly come in and leave in large spurts. gotta clock in and out, amirite?
The glorious God Emeperor is hosting a rally downtown from me tomorrow. Should I attend, and what should I get informed on for those eventual Bernie protestors?
>>75754468
>http://tunein.com/radio/Laura-Ingraham-Show-p43476/
Speaking of which, TRUMP WILL BE ON MICHAEL SAVAGE'S SHOW TONIGHT.
MAYBE SAVAGE WILL STOP ACTING LIKE A JILTED LOVER FINALLY. I think the guy is going senile or something, he said Bill raping all those girls didn't matter. At least he will ask Trump some actual policy questions, I can't wait to hear them talk about the press conference.
>>75754463
>no eye patch
nigel pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keKcHoXzFTo
>>75754428
>mail room
You haven't been paying attention, have you? This is a 4ft tall card we're going to be carrying personally into Trump Tower.
>>75754501
Deadline is rapidly approaching. I'm going to see if I can push it to Monday at least, or we're not going to have enough to really make it worthwhile.
>>75754523
We're sending Trump a great big person-sized card. Check the twitter in the OP. And send a signature/message!
>>75754463
Did the fat controller lose his hat?
>>75754535
Obama isn't in charge of the Secret Service. Trump could afford private security that's better than SS, anyways. A private company is always better than the government.
>>75754204
Why would he do that?
>>75754512
hispanics hate trump, look at california, new mexico and other civilized states
>>75754582
>informed
>implying you would have a real reasoned, logical debate at a rally
>>75754545
>celebrates a rich scumbag profiting off of bankruptcy while the workers in those casinos were out of work for months because of that
Fuck you. This is why we #feelthebern, you rampant-capitalist fuck
>>75754647
Then the Secret Service should cease their protection of the man if he can afford his own protection.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/25/us/politics/republican-primary-schedule.html
They gonna rig the future primaries
>>75754605
oh wow
are you vetting the contributions so nothing offensive is presented? because this is a hostile environment for trump and there would be those who would not wish him well
>>75754535
Obama doesn't have the authority.
>>75754605
>Deadline is rapidly approaching. I'm going to see if I can push it to Monday at least, or we're not going to have enough to really make it worthwhile.
Try asking other shop too
>>75754685
>illegal hispanics hate trump
Fixed that for you m8
Hold it right there , Donald
Hand over the delegates and no one gets hurt
>>75754753
>are you vetting the contributions so nothing offensive is presented?
Of course. Also weeding out the ones that look like they've been drawn by 10 year old chromosome thieves.
>>75754775
If they can't accept a Monday deadline I'll have to.
>>75754685
Yeah, like Vegas, where he won their vote.
>>75754734
>Then the Secret Service should cease their protection of the man if he can afford his own protection.
That's retarded, he is afforded the same protection as any other candidate. You can't make someone hire their own security just because they can afford it. If Obama tried to do this, it would just confirm that they want to assassinate Trump, it would be a huge faux pas that would only further legitimize Trump's image as an outsider.
>schnackenberg
>>75754794
>all non-white-washed hispanics hate Trump
Fixed
>>75753557
>redcucks.com
The retarded twin of the Blaze"ing faggots"
>>75754741
So what? He already won.
>>75754724
Even in a room full of niggers, one man must be the smartest in the room.
>>75754463
>>75754685
see >>75754794 and >>75754600
>>75754827
Dont forget cohen and the Judge being a la raza supporter.
>>75754799
Do you feel in charge?
>>75754468
She makes my peepee tingle
>>75754799
I'm still waiting Dahnald.
I've got all day.
>>75754838
>Implying legal hispanics are whitewashed
THATS RACIST, ITS CURRENT YEAR YOU FUCKING SCUM
>>75754869
I'm just saying you won't even be able to hear each other, much less have a conversation. Bernouts aren't interested in facts or reason, anyways. It's gonna be pandemonium, I predict. Look how bad the San Diego protests almost got, now imagine that at night with several times higher population density.
It doesn't make her uncomfortable to question Trump and make allegations against him by it does when anybody attacks Hillary Clinton
How many bongs until the rally.
You better do what Cruz wants, Donald.
Give him the delegates. He isn't m-messing around here.
>>75754823
>If Obama tried to do this, it would just confirm that they want to assassinate Trump, it would be a huge faux pas that would only further legitimize Trump's image as an outsider.
Obama would be doing us all a favor if he ignored the Trump campaign and told the media to not give this clown a single ounce of attention. He should have been shut out of the media spotlight since the day he announced his campaign run. He should have been censored from ever appearing on television once he started doing his stupid little press conferences.
No one listens to them other than klansmen and racists.
Allowing the Secret Service to waste their manpower and budget on a fake candidate should be considered the worst move in the last years of the Obama presidency.
>>75754734
>Then the Secret Service should cease their protection of the man if he can afford his own protection
No they shouldn't, candidates are targets of insane people.
>>75754588
Savage will probably spend the interview talking about Gorillas
>>75754838
Like he said, legal hispanics. The only good hispanics are the ones that mimic White culture, because its objectively superior.
>>75754605
>https://twitter.com/Trumps_Birthday
w-wow!
>>75754734
SS protection isn't based on financial need.
But if you want to play that way, since Obongo can certainly afford a two bedroom apartment in the D.C. metro area, he should move the fuck out of the White House now.
>>75753088
Is there an HD version of this?
>>75754734
kek, you still don't get it.
trust me, that casino didn't get anyone laid off, and all the people working there still got paid.
don't get me wrong, i'm sure the new management that came in and got rid of the incompetent, but don't think for a second that the casino was on the market for five minutes.
>>75754995
8/10 if satire
see image if serious
>when you wake up and have new Trump interviews to watch
>>75754868
It seems like they are debating basically closing all the primaries to independents and democrats and other bullshit because Jeb didn't win.
Basically, they want to rig the future primaries so someone like Trump can't win again.
It looks like Trump might be our last chance before the neocon rats take back control. Wouldn't even be surprised to see Jeb be the nominee in 2020 if Trump loses.
>>75754817
>10 year old chromosome thieves
in english? I don't do sarcasm that well this late
>>75755015
>Like he said, legal hispanics
Legal Hispanics hate Trump because he's fueling anti-Hispanic rhetoric that ends up in them getting racially profiled in real life.
>>75754605
>4ft tall
I still remember how /pol/ raised enough funds to get a "#PantsUpDontLoot" billboard but the SJW/plebbit crowd shut it down
the birthday card will be glorious to see
good luck to you anons
MORE
DELEGATES
>>75755089
retards
>Donald...is it...over
>At long last, no Courageous Conservative rules forever, my son
>I see only ... delegates... before me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86f_U_q4SFg
>>75754995
>Allowing the Secret Service to waste their manpower and budget on a fake candidate should be considered the worst move in the last years of the Obama presidency.
#feelthebern
>>75755105
LEGALLY
>>75753088
BASED NEW POLL FROM MICHIGAN!
Trump only 4 points behind Hillary!!!!
>>75755116
Have you signed it anon?
This will need to be crowdfunded by you guys/twitter as well, no way I'm paying the whole cost for this.
>>75755105
>tfw legal
>tfw voted trump and get called traitor by illegals
feelsgoodman.png
I hate to be "that guy" but I guess I will bear the responsibility. Trump has peaked and hes still losing Ohio, Florida and Pennsylvania, the 3 most important swing states.
Once Hillary wins the nomination and the democratic party unifies, Hillary will start winning in landslides again.
As an atheist I like to deal in facts and science, and the fact is Donald Trump cant win.
No hate here, just a realist that calls it like I sees it.
>>75754995
>Allowing the Secret Service to waste their manpower and budget on a fake candidate should be considered the worst move in the last years of the Obama presidency.
Are you trolling or just as dumb as any Bernie supporter? Even if Obama had this authority, he would never do it because it helps Trump more than hurt him. Plus, the media CAN'T ignore Trump, that's the genius of it. If they didn't cover Trump, which ever network did while they refused would get huge ratings.
>No one listens to them other than klansmen and racists.
I guess over half of the country must be racist, get ready to be lynched sometime after January.
>>75755185
0/10
>>75755176
Let me know how your views change once you get pulled over by the feds at every possible moment for being brown. It's already happening in Arizona.
>>75753977
>Implying we shouldn't
>>75755185
>no hate here
My ass. Here's a (You)
>>75754463
it's fun ripping on jeb but honestly he looks like one of the smartest losers in the campaign. he got out early. he saw he couldnt compete and he left. knowing when you're outmatched is actually a very important life skill. otherwise you just keep plodding along a failing route that will eventually destroy you.
this is the situation kristol has gotten himself into. he doesnt have the ability to recognize defeat. it's making him look like a massive fool. he's the only one trying to put together an opposition to trump when the odds are even more insurmountable than they were for cruz and kasich. unfortunately i dont think it's within kristol's capacity to be humiliated so he will continue to be a pest.
>>75755235
>I guess over half of the country must be racist
Then it looks like we need a civil war to cleanse this nation of the racists.
>>75755026
>>75754934
You're forgetting the transcendental vote, Donald.
The delegates belong to me. I've already captured their souls.
Kneel before your Master's throne, Donald.
>>75755105
>Legal Hispanics hate Trump
No they do not.
>>75755185
Guess I'm a #HillaryArtillery now.
>>75754685
go on youtube and look for Latinos for Trump videos
only gibs me dats and AZTLAN fags hate Trump
>>75754989
R-right Columba!!?!
Reporter: Are you going to treat us like this when you're president?
Trump: Yes.
I'm a #TrumpMinion now!
>Hillary polls ahead of Donald until election day
>still loses by 5 points
Turnout will guarantee Trump the election. Zero excitement, zero momentum for old hag Crooked Hillary.
>>75753206
Pope supports bernie fuckwit.
Veterans and old people support trump. Aswell as apparently the billion hindus in the world since their god supports him
>>75755313
You would lose that war really badly, are you sure? You seem to forget all of the "racists" are the ones with the guns.
>>75755132
kek my sides, that's a funny picture, could do with a Bernie logo on it
fuggggg - he's retiring the parody account, but says he'll continue parodying when the general heats up.
https://twitter.com/DemsRRealRacist
>>75753206
>Dalai Lama
>Clinton supporter
source ?
You don't understand, do you Donald? Your numbers are falling. Only I can beat her.
It's over, Donald. Hand them over.
>>75755185
>peaked
Like he did at 14%, right?
>>75755379
You seem to forget that we still have the White House and its nuclear arsenal, the full might of the United States Air Force, and the power of the US Navy until 2017.
>>75755315
kek thanks
>>75755376
The polls will just start lying, they already have that +8 Dem advantage on many of them. This is a good thing though, we want the establishment to think Hillary can still win, until the very end. IF it looks like Trump is guaranteed the win, I'm worried Obama is gonna try and cancel the election.
>>75755405
He memed the shit out of them so badly that one by one they all collapsed into line and now only Kristol is left.
>>75755267
>tfw light skinned Hispanic and can speak english without the stupid spic accent
2/10
>>75755470
>I'm worried Obama is gonna try and cancel the election
That would be the best possible outcome. Barring a man like Trump from ever setting foot into the White House would redeem him in the eyes of millions of Americans.
>>75755458
I don't know if you realized, but all of those things are useless against a few million rednecks with guns in the mountains. Plus 75% of the military is pro-Trump and would defect to our side. Same with the police. This is a war you would lose.
>>75754654
I could see him taking her VP position
>>75755163
>been Democratic since 1992
>have to force Shillary to spend time and money there
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/mi/michigan_trump_vs_clinton-5533.html
JUST SHILL MY LIFE UP
also NEW NATIONAL POLL FAGGOTS!
http://elections.huffingtonpost.com/pollster/polls/nbc-surveymonkey-24575
>2016 General Election: Trump vs. Clinton
>Asked of 12,969 registered voters
>Hillary Clinton 47%
>Donald Trump 45%
>No Answer 8%
Its close senpaitachi
Anyone got the "i was going to concede to your argument until saw a spelling error, tough luck pal" picture
This there a rally on today in the US of A ?
>>75755543
"Barring" someone from getting into the White House would trigger a civil war, that one you would lose, btw.
Donald Trump has officially peaked, he won the nomination a long time ago, the party is as unified as it can be(not very), and theres no chance it will go higher.
And yet STILL he is losing nationwide and in all major swing states to Hillary.
An impressive candidate, with a great team, and a real chance in November.
>>75755458
>using the military to kill US citizens on US soil
Top kekkles
>>75755547
>Plus 75% of the military is pro-Trump and would defect to our side
Not even true. The decision makers in the military are all centrists, not right wingers. They will listen to the Commander in Chief if he orders the Appalachians be lit by radiation and Tomahawk missiles.
You grunts can try to defect, but you'll get executed for treason on your way out. A bullet to the back of the head fired from a fellow loyal American soldier.
>>75755577
Why don't they ever say what the fucking poll question(s) are?
>>75755543
While setting the stage for civil war, which is also a good thing. With Trump, you aren't guaranteed a restored America because of an encumbering beuracracy. A civil war and coup however allows for a clean wipe.
Did Trump get BTFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTEnBC-2ZL4
Who would you prefer as VP? Based Moon Man or Based Sessions?
>>75755458
Remember those 15,000 bikers all gathered in DC?
>>75755185
>and the democratic party unifies
have you been paying attention to the polls and Bernie's rhetoric? they're fracturing. Bernie wants to oust Debbie Whatshername Schultz and her cronies. Bernie is trying to dismantle Hillary's core supporters before the convention. It's going to be a mess for her, plus she's still under investigation
>California voters rank jobs, employment as top presidential election issues
http://www.scpr.org/news/2016/05/26/61042/ca-voters-rank-jobs-employment-as-top-presidential/
but I assume it's the top issue for all voters in swing states, it's Trump territory. Hillary GBTFO in coal country, she's going to get BTFO in any state where jobs is the top priority for voters since she has no real record of job creation
>>75755577
We're really going to do it, aren't we? We're meming Trump into the White House.
I fucking love you guys.
>>75755596
Yep! 11 bongs, 32 bings, though. It's in California.
>>75755615
>Trump has peaked
30 PERCENT
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Surely he can't go any higher, amirite
>>75755656
You haven't paid attention to history. Stop talking. Read up on guerilla warfare and how the jungle gooks in 'Nam defeated the US military.
>>75755686
You like thoroughly-cooked and radioactive racist bikers too, huh?
>>75755421
http://www.worldreligionnews.com/religion-news/buddhism/dalai-lama-says-more-women-as-leaders-might-lead-to-less-violent-world
I'm not memeing without facts
>>75755377
http://www.hillaryhq.com/2016/04/breaking-pope-francis-isnt-feeling-bern.html
>>75755458
pic related
>>75755656
>implying the military at-large would side with the DC 4-stars, Obongo, Clintons, and the DNC
Good kek, m8
>>75755656
The "decision makers" don't mean jack shit. Are you familiar with the phrase "Sir, I will not follow that order"? The government has done years of wargaming and planning for this, by their own estimates at least half of the military and police would defect, that number would be much higher because of Trump.
>They will listen to the Commander in Chief if he orders the Appalachians be lit
You really think the US govt would nuke its own soil? Very delusional buddy. They instantly lose the war when they start dropping bombs on US soil.
>You grunts can try to defect, but you'll get executed for treason on your way out
How old are you, for real, I'm curious. You can't be very old if you think defectors announce when they're defecting.
>Yeah okay guys, I'm gonna go join the rebels now, bye!
>>75755700
I wonder how much influence we've had on this presidential race. Did we actually do this?
>>75755759
My opinion of them has nothin' to do with it, but imagine all of them storming the white house.
>>75755781
>women might lead to a less violent world
Ahahahahaaha holy shit.
>>75755630
This man stumped himself with the least effort I've ever seen.
>>75755804
THANK YOU
Fucking Christ I've been looking for this exact picture for a long time now. Every time I've had this discussion I've tried to recreate it from memory but I can never do it justice. I get the main points across but I just can't articulate it like this /k/ommando did.
This is the basic layout draft that will be going to the printer.
Any complaints?
>>75755700
Of course its happening senpai
>>75755857
We weighted polls in his favor through mass poll bombing while the media slandered him and tried to run him into the ground. Not to mention his campus support initiated on this board. We also are crawling with breitbart journalists and other members of the press that now support Trump.
I would say we played a vital part. It's not over yet though, too soon to celebrate.
>>75755804
That is a hopelessly optimistic post there, racist. A true civil war would end hours after it started with the systematic targeting of white defectors before they can leave their posts. The military is prepared for all instances, including a potential mass desertion. You won't survive a minute after defecting.
>>75755752
God, there's always one thing I've admired about /pol/, and that's the elegance of the language here.
Like, someone needs to photoshop an anime protag's face onto Mowgli's and call it "The Jungle Gook"
>>75755677
neither
need a young, high energy, bantz machine like Rubio, but not Rubio, but someone with his bants and youthful energy
>>75755729
it should be a good one, I hope he tears into the media some more.
>>75755185
>>75755615
k buddy
>>75755593
I was going to deliver until I saw your flag, tough luck kiddo
>>75755804
Thanks, was hoping someone would finally post it. THIS time I'm downloading it.
>>75755729
>11 bongs
>rally during evening
it's like WANTS the night-niggers to chimp out
>>75755313
Why are leftists always so thirsty for blood? They praise people killers like Stalin and Mao, they talk constantly about killing police for no other reason than them being police, and want to go to war against their countrymen for having different world views than them.
>>75756043
>The military is prepared for all instances, including a potential mass desertion.
1/10
>>75756024
We masturbated to anime and made memes. Don't give us too much credit.
>>75753088
TRUMP 2016
Time to get rid of illegals, SJW, and all the cuckery in America.
>after Trump wins the Alt-Right slowly retrains cucked NRO journalists into how to fight the left properly in order to defend Trump to keep their jobs
They're gonna have to write about *something* they may aswell get pro-white in the process.
>>75755732
I remember when the peak was 14%
>>75753498
Fuck is he autistic in all seriousness ?
>>75756043
i've said nothing racist, at all.
you obviously hate white people though, you are, in fact, the racist here.
hate is hate.
>>75755857
>I wonder how much influence we've had on this presidential race.
how many people were convinced to vote for trump because of shit they saw online? probably very few. all the memery is in reaction to trump. he gets us hype and we circlejoke about it online. plus i think we are an extremely small fraction of his support. i doubt most of his supporters have even seen a trump meme.
basically he did all this on his own. anyone that thinks /pol/ was a major player in this election is delusional.
>>75756206
>Why are leftists always so thirsty for blood
I've noticed that too from parodying them. I think it has to stem from the fact that they have nothing to argue with other than suppressing ideologies that offend them.
Those "points" I've made are real arguments that I hear from my liberal coworkers in New York. They actually want to use nuclear weapons on their own countrymen.
Not surprisingly, they're all liberals of the worst kind: the hipsters. I wish Brooklyn would go back to being Irish-Italian again.
Alright /pol/ got into an argument with a wetback
He claims trumps mom is illegal while I said she's been naturalized since 1942
Who's right?
>>75756024
We allso harassed every kike journalist that went agaisnt him with auschwitz memes untill they cried in morning talkshow sofas.
Seeded the cuckservative meme. Destroyed the commentsections of NRO, Atlantic, Redstate et consortes to the point where (((Jonah Goldberg))) started a article http://www.nationalreview.com/article/435987/hillary-clinton-campaign-lies?target=author&tid=897 with "Dear Reader (those of you who are left, that is)"
And got Ericuck at Redstate to publish http://www.redstate.com/brandon_morse/2016/05/17/alt-right-can-gop/
Anyone who think we were less influential than any of the suposedly major "conservative" blogs out there this primairy is delusional.
>>75756431
Doesn't matter because his mom is fucking dead
>>75753206
>Gary Johnson supporters:
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keked
Ben does it again
CNN literally just used politfact as a source for Hillary Clinton donating money and not keeping it for herself.
>>75756356
He is Nate Silver. He was a respected statistician that runs 538. Basically he did meta analysis of polls and guessed right in 2012. Everyone thought he was a genius because he understood that the electoral college existed and interpreted polls likewise.
Fastforward to now and he has been using his platform to perform counterfactual anti Trump shilling. He was wrong about other stuff before, but he completely blew any credibility he had.
Question, guys.
Should the back be blank?
I'm thinking of putting the button logo there, but I'm not sure if that's really appropriate seeing as it's not official,
>>75755991
Sharp, simple and to the point. He'd approve.
>>75756522
I know that Juan
But they're trying to use the fallacy" well his mom is illegal and he wants to deport illegals!" bullshit
