PREVIOUS THREAD: >>75599443
The Republican Primaries are in full swing.
RULES:
>dubs in last four digits takes a state
>trips drops candidate out of the race of your choice and gives their delegates to another candidate of your choice
>once a candidate passes 1,700 delegates, all candidate below 500 will drop out and endorse the frontrunner
>69 in last two digits takes New York
OPEN STATES:
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55 takes Mississippi
>66 takes Arkansas
>77 takes Louisiana
>88 takes Texas
>99 takes New Mexico
>>75602745
Richard the Nixon
Oh and 00 takes Arizona
>>75602745
Richard - Nixon
Eastwood
>>75602745
R. Nixon
>>75602745
Rollin for Tom cruises spiritual leader
>>75602745
Richard Nixon...
Nixon get
>>75602745
>>75602807
REPOSTING BECAUSE OP IS CHEAT
FRED TRUMP TOOK NEW YORK
>>75602745
Nixon, Richard
>>75602799
Richard Nixon takes New Mexico
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Arizona
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55 takes Mississippi
>66 takes Arkansas
>77 takes Louisiana
>88-99 takes Texas
Nixon boys
Sinatra decided to get harder on rock music, "I will impose a 70% income tax in every radio station that decides to play that degenerate product of the devil".
Eastwood again
>>75602908
Richard Nixon
>>75602882
Richard Nixon takes Texas
>Nixon makes heavy gains on Sinatra, as the race to 1,700 delegates for crucial endorsements begins
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Arizona
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55 takes Mississippi
>66-77 takes Arkansas
>88-99 takes Louisiana
>>75602908
Nixon.
I'm not a crook
Frankie ftw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFmNgiEgPoQ
>>75603019
Richard Nixon -
>>75603019
Where's my man Hubbard?
Cunt Eastwood
rolling 4 nixon
Sinatra
"1488", Sinatra states, without clarifying what that means.
>>75603019
Fred Trump did kinda of take New York earlier pal. You said it yourself
>>75601541
>>75603019
Nixon will be the nominee.
>>75603019
Roll for Sinatra
>>75603077
Richard Nixon takes Arkansas
>Nixon now within 100 delegates of Sinatra
>00 takes Arizona
>11 takes West Virginia
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55-77 takes Mississippi
>88-99 takes Louisiana
"Now it's rock, next our children are going to listen to japanese westernized music", Sinatra states.
>>75603019
ROLL FOR EASTWOOD
>>75603185
Sinatra
Nixon pls
>>75603185
Tricky Dick is coming, boys.
Roll for Eastwood
"Hand the delegates Clint", states Sinatra.
>>75603219
Rolllll
CHURCHILL
>>75603116
Richard Nixon takes West Virginia.
NEW RULE:
>trips cannot drop out any candidate over 1,000 delegates
>00-11 takes Arizona
>22 takes Kentucky
>33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55-77 takes Mississippi
>88-99 takes Louisiana
>>75603185
Dat Tricky Dick
>>75603185
EASTWOOD SURGE
Bring me some Tricky Dick!
>>75603311
Roll for Sinatra
Nixon is surging hard boys
>>75603311
Nixon will be triumphant.
Sinatra announces he isn't interested in passing laws through the Congress. "What do we have executive actions for?"
>>75603360
Re roll
>>75603400
WIN
>>75603223
Richard Nixon takes Kentucky.
>Nixon now ahead of Sinatra in delegates by a slim margin
>00-11 takes Arizona
>22-33 takes North Carolina
>44 takes Tennessee
>55-77 takes Mississippi
>88-99 takes Louisiana
>>75603311
Come on, Dick.
can't trick the dick
>>75603426
Nixonian
>>75603426
GO EASTWOOD!
"P-please g-guys", states Sinatra.
>>75603426
Dick will never die. This is Nixon's victory.
>>75603185
This numbers go for Clint "Dankman" Eastwood
>>75603426
Fuck em up eastwood!
Meme magic will bring the win to Nixon, Praise Kek.
The dick is hard
>>75603555
What a sexy set of trips, most worthy of the Dick.
"We must secure the existence of jazz music and a future for swing quavers", states Sinatra.
>>75603426
Sinatra
>>75603555
ayy
sinatra endorses nixon
we win
>>75603555
Dayum son
>>75603623
Read the rules, it's not that easy
Roll for Nixon too
>>75603426
Clint Eastwood for president will ya
>>75603426
Vote for Eastwood!
>>75603426
Nixon, again.
>>75603555
Damn I am now a #EastMissile
>>75603426
The Dick draws ever closer.
>>75603313
>>75603388
>>75603400
Richard Nixon takes North Carolina.
Frank Sinatra takes Louisiana, Arizona.
>Both Nixon and Sinatra pass 1,700 delegates in the same post
>L.Ron Hubbard drops out, endorses Sinatra
>Clint Eastwood drops out, endorses Nixon
AS OF THIS POST:
>00-44 takes Tennessee
>55-99 takes Mississippi
#SwingMissile
>>75603426
eastwood
Dixon
>>75603820
Richard Nixon.
>>75603555
This would be perfect, but
>>75603311
Sorry m8 gotta keep it exciting
>>75603820
Sinatra
>>75603820
>Update
Did trips do nothing? Kek shall not be denied. The Force will Dick to win!
>>75603820
The Dick
>>75603820
Sinatra rr
>>75603820
Richard.
>>75603820
Sinatra again
"This dick thing will surely mark the end of Nixon", says an increasingly swing singer for 10th time this year.
>>75603905
welp
I now trick for dick
>>75603820
Nixon drops out and give Sinatra his delegates.
>>75603820
The Dick rises.
>>75603820
Frank Sinatra
>>75603969
Sinatra's got New York.
>>75603990
>>75603905 (read this post before getting pissed over trips)
Richard Nixon takes Mississippi
>next dubs takes Tennessee
>>75603820
Richard Nixon
who #dickmissile here?
>>75603820
Richardu -
>>75604157
Frank Sinatra roll
Nixon
>>75604157
>>75603448
Nixon won Tennessee back here.
Count it.
>>75604226
Re roll
>>75604199
Czech'd
"People that don't listen to swing music shouldn't call themselves americans", Sinatra states.
The dick will surge to victory
>>75604157
Frank Sinatra re roll
>>75604004
Frank Sinatra takes Tennessee
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>44 takes Utah
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes Wyoming
>77 takes North Dakota
>88 takes South Dakota
>99 takes Nebraska
>69 in last two digits takes Washington
>96 in last two digits takes New York
rolling for dick
>>75604148
96 takes New York, sorry
>>75604340
Nixon
>>75604340
Sinatra roll again
>>75604340
Richard the Nixon
>>75604340
#HardforDick
>>75604369
Fuck me one of you could have used this badly
Nixon
>>75604340
Richard Nixon.
The dick rises
>>75604340
Richard. Nixon.
>>75604411
Winrar
>>75604340
Frank Sinatra roll!
>>75604340
PUT DICK IN THE WHITE HOUSE
>>75604369
Are you just gonna ignore that Fred Trump got New York last thread and you didn't count it?
>>75604340
The Dick.
Dick will stick it to 'em
>>75604406
Richard Nixon takes Utah
OPEN STATES:
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes Wyoming
>77 takes North Dakota
>88 takes South Dakota
>99 takes Nebraska
>69 in last two digits takes Washington
>96 in last two digits takes New York
Kennedy endorses Sinatra. Mao calls it treason and says that Kennedy is a "ching chong chung pim pom".
>>75604340
Nixon
>>75604511
The Great Dick
>>75604340
Im am a DICK MISSILE
>>75604340
Frank
The dick is no prick
>>75604511
Nixon drops out, gives Sinatra his delegates.
>>75604511
Nixon
>>75604511
Sinatra
>>75604511
Nixon. ...
>>75604569
based
more Dick gets pls
This is a fucking tight one but im sure Dick will slip right in.
>>75604340
Richard
>>75604511
Re roll again! Go Frank!
>>75604511
Richard.
>>75604511
Eastwood
"Darling you and I know the reason why the summer sky is blue", states Sinatra.
the dick is too slick
>>75604511
Nixon
>>75604511
Richard... Nixon...
>>75604688
WIN!
>>75604684
oh rip fuck it nixon
>>75604511
Dick, plz
>>75604511
Nixon again
>>75604511
I am a #dickmissle
>>75604569
>>75604596
Richard Nixon takes Washington
Frank Sinatra takes New York
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes Wyoming
>77 takes North Dakota
>88 takes South Dakota
>99 takes Nebraska
time for dick to let 'er rip
>>75604511
Richard
Richard "hunting commies like its my hobby" Nixon
"", states Sinatra.
>>75604767
Sinatra will win.
>>75604767
Dick
we need a strict dick surge to finish this off lads
Tricky Dick.
>>75604822
Hawaii win.
>>75604767
Nixon
>>75604767
Rich
>>75604599
>>75604767
I GOT NEBRASKA YOU CUNT
>>75604866
Wyoming win!
>>75604767
Richard the D
>>75604767
nixon
>>75604767
Dick the mighty
Sinatra states that his running mate will be another swing musician. "It's the only choice", he says.
>>75604767
Nixon
>>75604866
>>75604891
Two wins.
>>75604767
Richard the Nixon
>>75604767
SINATRA
I #feelthedick
>>75604599
>>75604664
>>75604688
Richard Nixon takes Nebraska.
Frank Sinatra takes Wyoming, South Dakota.
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>22 takes Hawaii
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
>66 takes North Dakota
>>75604767
nixon mah man
>>75604767
Richardu Nixonu
>>75604968
Nixon
shit
we need a big dick win now
trips pls
>>75604968
Nixon -
>>75604968
Dick Nixon
>>75604968
Frank Sinatra will win!
>>75604968
richardo nixon-sama
>>75605000
Wew, so long frank
>>75605000
TRIPS. ELIMINATE SINATRA
>>75604968
Nixon---
We not in Kansas no more, Dick gets big right at the end!
I used to #spankforfrank but I now #pickdick
>>75605000
praise be we'll win it for nixon
>>75604968
Go Sinatra!
>>75604968
Lord Nixon
#ticklemydickle
Sinatra says he is the only one with a real path to the nomination, asks Nixon to drop out.
>>75605032
Fuck u leaf. Nixon has won
>>75605000
REMOVE SWING SINGER
>>75604968
Sinatra for Oregon
>>75604968
Ichy Nixon
>>75605067
Lol
>>75605066
#noxiousnixon
>>75604968
Nixon,-
>>75604968
Frank Sinatra victory incoming.
>>75604968
Mighty Dick
>>75604766
>>75604822
Richard Nixon takes North Dakota.
Frank Sinatra takes Hawaii.
>00 takes Kansas
>11 takes Oregon
>33 takes Idaho
>55 takes Montana
nixon's got tricks son
>>75604968
Great Nixon the Dick
"If I win, Woodstock will not happen", states Sinatra.
>>75605175
Frank for Oregon.
>>75604968
give us dick or give us death
Richardu the Nixon
>>75605175
DIck
WE NEED THE DICK
>>75605175
Hey OP, forgetting this>>75605000
>>75605049
>>75605175
Nixonian
"My running mate will not be another singer", states Sinatra.
>>75605175
Frank Sinatra win please.
>>75605175
Dick will not die
>>75605253
nm didn't read the thread>>75605175
big dick wins
>>75605175
nixon
>>75605175
DONATE ALL YOUR WINNINGS, COME ON PEOPLE #FEELTHEDICK
>>75605175
Dick will not perish.
>>75605005
>>75605000 (trips rule no longer applies, this was discussed earlier)
Richard Nixon takes Kansas.
>>75605175
TRICKY DICK
The Dick rises.
>>75605175
Frank for president!
>>75605000
>>75605049
>>75605175
OP, this Swede eliminated that fag Sinatra
we will all feel the dick
>>75605317
IN DICK I PRAY AHMEM
>>75605175
CMON FRANK DONT LOSE NOW
The Dick grows.
"We need tough people, people that can actually handle a good, rhythmic solo", states Sinatra.
Frank
>>75605350
rule change happen
>>75605340
NIXON
Nixon be praised!
Nixon's will be done.
Nixon will be victorious.
>>75605340
Sinatra will win, stay mad fatties.
"My VP will be probably some kind of wind instrument player".
What happens if we go to a contested convention?
also dick get
>>75605340
Nixon again
Praise the great Dick.
I need muh frank sinatra
FUCK FRANK IM A #DICKMISSILE NOW
>>75605340
Let's go Sinatra.
>>75605340
FRANK
>>75605340
NIXON
>11 takes Oregon.
>33 takes Idaho.
>55 takes Montana.
>>75605340
THE D
So close for the Dick.
"If I win America won't need to be made great again in several years", states Sinatra.
dick
dick
he's our guy who's sure to stick
>>75605455
DickMissle cannot be stopped!
>>75605340
Frank for oval office.
>>75605340
Richard
The dick rises.
>>75605340
Sinatra
The Dick penetrates.
>>75605478
We have Montana.
>>75605455
"I've always loved the northwest", states Sinatra.
we need all your dickgets lads
>>75605455
Richard Nixon takes Montana.
>11 takes Oregon.
>33 takes Idaho.
Prepare for penetration. The Dick grows in strength.
>>75605340
Anyone else notice how Americans want the Dick and Canadians are swooning for Sinatra?
DICK ALL THE WAY
Dick
come on dick
>>75605582
DICK COME
>>75605582
Frank for the win.
"Swing is the only good kind of music, maybe also Bossa", states Sinatra.
>>75605566
Fuck off with your gay quotes, Niggertina
>>75605582
DICK PLZ
dick boys let's go
>>75605582
Nixon
Sinatra.
DICK
DIXON
The dick shall deliver us to the promised land.
Richard
>>75605582
Oregon belong to Frank
Fine, to speed it up.
>00-44 takes Oregon
>55-99 takes Idaho
"G-guys please", states Sinatra.
>>75605582
Sinatra for Oregon.
>>75605582
Frank
>>75605582
tricky dick
COME ON DICK YOUR FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>75605582
Dixon
Nichard Dixon
GIVE HER
THE DICK
the dick is our true salvation
>>75605582
Frank!
"Hand the delegates, Nixon".
>>75605680
Sinatra roll.
>>75605582
Dixon Nixon
>>75605680
SINATRA
Dick
unleash the dick
Give us Dick or give us death!
>>75605680
DICK
>>75605680
THE D
Richard nix
"Why do I even bother", asks Sinatra.
>>75605582
So close. Richardu
>>75605680
give me that hard dick
Sinatra win.
Frank Sinatra
we are all dicks in the end
"cuz she acts like she need dick in her life".
"I could be doing some other stuff, but I do this to repay to everything this country has given to me", states Sinatra.
Dickmissle
FRANK
>>75605688
Frank Sinatra takes Idaho.
>FRANK SINATRA PASSES 2,420 DELEGATES
>Frank Sinatra wins the Republican Nomination for President
>Next dubs in last two digits picks the VP
>>75605582
Re roll for Frank Sinatra
>>75605783
Kill yourself nigger.
Sinatra wins!
The only of the candidates left that is featured in the soundtrack of the movie Radio Days.
>>75605855
Yes!
>>75605855
>33
wut
>>75605855
TOMMY DORSEY AS VP.
>>75605872
Stay mad fatty.
>>75605855
FUCK YOUR GAY THREAD OP.
Your next thread will have no participants cause Frank is gay
Eastwood for VP
>>75605855
Bill cosby
>>75605855
TOMMY DORSEY.
Final Delegate Tally.
>>75605855
DORSEY.
>>75605927
I hope your house burns down
Ben Garrison veep
>>75605855
Muhammed Ali
>>75605855
TOMMY DORSEY WE NEED.
Hillary Clinton vp
>>75605934
>being this salty about a roll thread that is nothing more than a waste of time
>>75606000
Win!
>>75605855
FEEL THE DICK
>>75606000
>TOMMY DORSEY
Musician ticket confirmed
>>75606018
I don't care. Fug u
>>75605977
Calm down, you'll have a heart attack.
>>75606000
fuck this im voting democrat in the general #NeverSinatra
>>75605958
seriously how did you get 33 from>>75605688
?
BREAKING NEWS:
Vice President Richard Nixon has announced his plans to continue his campaign on an independent, conservative party platform.
Nixon quotes: "Sinatra's swing can't swing the American people over in November."
>>75606126
WEW LAD
You and I is the official theme song of the campaign.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFKQJHNYth4
>>75606000
Tommy Dorsey selected as Sinatra's VP
>Next dubs decides Nixon's VP
>>75606126
Yes
a real american hero
his veep should be Ben Garrison
>>75605582
Frank now
>>75606183
A stupid nigger.
>>75606126
>1960
>conservative republican
epic meme
>>75606183
Gerald Ford
Ben Garrison
>>75606184
rerolling for this
Ben the Garrison
>>75606183
Trayvon Martin
Benjamin Garrison is the right man for the job
Ben - Garrison
>>75606183
Ben Garrison
>>75606126
Woody Allen for Nixon VP.
>>75606183
Fred trump
Benjamin Garrison
>>75606183
Woody Allen.
>>75606183
Ben Garrison
>>75606183
Prescott Bush
Ben Garrison.
>>75606334
This fucking Argentinean piece of shit
>>75606183
Ronald Reagan
>>75606183
Prescott Bush.
should be Ben Garrison tho
>>75606455
Prescott Bush selected as Richard Nixon's running mate.
>General election thread starting soon. Try not to post here so I can post the general election link before we hit post limit.
>>75606422
I really like jass, man :DDDDD
>>75606317
>>75606378
>>75606409
>>75606522
ben garrison was a toddler in 1960 lol
Keep the thread alive bump.
