I guess we'll move this conversation over here since /v/ deleted the thread.
For those who haven't been paying attention, Notch, maker of Minecraft and now unemployed billionaire, has been shitposting at SJWs and managed to get himself written into articles on Destructoid and Vice, because the SJW media doesn't know what else to do to stop him.
It's great.
An example
>>75064358
kek, hes a good dude
Notch is a good dude.
He's kinda SJW himself, but of the sane variety.
>>75064455
>Call a car crash "woman driving"
Oh thine sides, where art thou?
>>75064358
First he was kind of an SJW, then he met Anita Sarkessian, now this. Coincidence?
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Links to relevant content, for those interested:
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/where-were-you-when-the-man-who-made-minecraft-had-a-mansplaining-meltdown-tvgtrn
https://www.destructoid.com/minecraft-billionaire-feels-oppressed-by-women-363094.phtml
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2016/05/23/gaming-journos-throw-temper-tantrum-over-minecraft-creator-notch-arguing-with-feminists/
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/video-games/editorials/17074-Pundits-Are-Not-Journalists-and-Notch-is-Not-a-Villain
>>75064358
What a guy. He knows he is untouchable. I was waiting for him to do something like this
>>75065425
you know your banter is good when you make the morning sjw highlight reel
>>75065425
Wow, since when does the escapist actually write fair articles that aren't completely biased? I never really read anything from them, but somehow I always associated their name with the worst of the worst of left wing "journalism".
I'm good friends with big marcus.
We hang out in his mansion alot eating candy.
He told me he's doing this to take the heat off his idol AVGN for a bit.
I might actually buy minecraft now.
>>75065760
Cool, microsoft will love your money.
>>75065728
Escapist is one of the few that usually avoided this garbage, but occasionally takes a stance like this.
>>75065760
Is that the game you pick Tetris squares and build a house with them?
>>75064455
>A NEET
>Neckbeard
>Created autism the game
>BILLIONAIRE
Literally the highest power level you can imagine
>>75064358
>unemployed billionaire
When you have billions, do you really ever need to be employed or have a job?
He's always been a good lad.
>>75065945
will this BILLIONAIRE NECKBEARD NEET save us?
>>75064455
Living the dream
>>75065959
>When you have billions, do you really ever need to be employed or have a job?
Not unless you have a sub 100 IQ and blow it all.
>>75066023
Jewing this hard holy shit, i cringed.
>fucking shitlord, pl- please fund me ;_;
>>75064455
Holy shit notch bringing the bantz
>>75064358
>be Notch
>make a really shitty game
>somehow sells billions of copies despite being garbage
>little kids basically throwing their parents' life savings at you
>major deals with merchandisers swell your pockets even more
>become literal billionaire
>outbid multiple celebrities and buy a house in Beverly Hills
>spend the rest of your life shitposting and drinking million dollar bottles of champagne in your underwear, relentless laughter filling the halls of your ultra-modern mansion
Notch is a living embodiment of the American dream and he's not even American.
>>75064358
The true fedora strikes
is notch the most successful /v/irgin in history?
>>75064455
Could someone please explain what 'mansplaining' is?
>>75066074
will he (pbuh) make PC GAMING GREAT AGAIN?
>>75065964
Kek, I'm glad somebody is putting these self obsessed retards in thier place.
>>75066302
Stating well sourced facts in an argument with a woman.
>>75066302
As Notch explained to an SJW in a tweet, there are already terms for it, such as condescending.
>>75066302
When a man explains something in a way that makes you seem wrong. He is mansplaining and therefore wrong.
>>75064747
He's not really a SJW. He just hates SJW's and the alt-right. He's a sane moderate.
>>75066302
it's when a man is being patronising or condescending, according to a woman
dunno why they have to say mansplaining when patronising exists
>>75066023
Holy fuck. What a crybaby piece of shit.
>>75065945
well this "neet" "neckbeard" have one billion dollars while you have ZERO, so i don't think you're capable of criticizing him. he found success, you didnt. Fuck off.
>>75066458
Notch is pretty based. He's the sort of guy that you might not agree with, but can agree to disagree.
>>75064747
I used to dislike him because I thought he was a terrible developer (he is, honestly) but I eventually realized that if I had the opportunity to become a billionaire selling a broken lump of shit I definitely would.
>>75064455
M
A B S O L U T E
D
M
A
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>>75066302
Ok so the concept is, and this is a real thing that I've seen happen to women (but also to men like myself), someone explains something to you that didn't need explaining. E.g. You tell some casual about your PhD on robotics and they talk down to you and tell you their bullshit ideas on Elon Musk and robots and how you should study that. In general, a lot of women in the workplace are less confident and assertive and these people talk all over them.
You or I might know this as "being an asshole" but angry lesbians have decide it's part of "male culture" and we need to teach assholes not to asshole. Notch is 100% right.
Literally an example of what a liberal is.
>>75064455
>>75065964
>>75066023
NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH DEDOTATED WAM
i know who notch is, but what kind of Rich Guy is he? is he a nigger-tier lottery winner type, blowing through it all? or a normal white man.
>>75064358
The term to use for someone who makes a shitload of money then stops working is generally "retired", not "unemployed".
>>75066666
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>75066603
The man is part of Mensa, so he's no dummy. And after he sold Mojang and left the company, the old meme of him being a bad programmer died pretty quickly, because they say the game is falling apart these days.
>>75064455
He's not even making any good points, just sounds like a 12 year old. Oh well... still funny.
>Billionaire
>BTFO's SJW's
>Lots of cultural influence
You know what you have to do Notch
>>75066697
Normal. He threw a few extravagant parties but has since calmed down with the spending. His money will last him his entire life.
>>75066666
QUINTUPLE WAM
>>75066302
As you may know, you can not change a woman's mind. When she decides on something, she will hold onto her opinion no matter how many facts you throw at them. At this point you may be faced with phrases like "well everyone has their opinion" and "well this is how I feel". Men throughout history have come to the conclusion that at this point it's just better to drop the conversation before she starts digging around in her memory for that time you _____ and she's mad at you all night
Well, now feminists have actually come up with a name to this phenomenon. When they're wrong about something, the man is mansplaining and it's actually systematic oppression towards women
>>75066666
Checked
>>75066023
haha no fucking way
For those unaware, notch had a meltdown about a year ago where he realized all the fake friends and celebrities he was hanging out with all the time were just vapid idiots only interested in leeching off his fortune. He basically told them all to fuck off and realized he was becoming something he hated and was nostalgic for the time when he was a poor nobody writing code all day in his underwear.
He's been undergoing a transformation lately and lashing out, finally unafraid to speak his mind.
>>75066697
he owns a gorillion dollar beverly hills mansion. he isn't afraid of spending a little money.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2014/12/19/minecrafts-creator-notch-just-outbid-beyonce-and-jay-z-on-an-insane-beverly-hills-mansion/
>>75064358
we kinda had a thread about it already but lol this shit is great. its as if he has studied trump and is becoming a european version
How can a single man be so based?
>>75065742
fuck off, james
>>75066023
People like this made me realize how fucking degenerate the gaming industry is. Holy fuck can you get any more pathetic than this?
>>75066666
CHECKED
>>75066666
Witnessed
>>75066666
worthy Get
>>75066666
WITNESSED
>>75066981
Good on him having the self awareness to realize all that. Grass is always greener I guess
Notch is also know as:
- NEET mästare
- The man of 1001 broken /v/ promises.
- The Last of the Uncucked Swedes.
- Fedoralander.
- Virgin robber
- Autism provider
Prime Minister Notch will Make Sweden Great Again.
>>75066585
Yeah, if you make a billion dollars and stop working, that's generally called retiring, not being a NEET. Plus, he's apparently making another game.
>>75064455
Notch has fuck you money.
>>75066666
dat wam
>>75066721
>And after he sold Mojang and left the company, the old meme of him being a bad programmer died pretty quickly, because they say the game is falling apart these days.
Well, that could just be because nobody but Notch can make sense of his spaghetti code
>>75067147
>The Last of the Uncucked Swedes.
>Marries GF just as minecraft starts making money
>Divorced as soon as it reaches its peak
>Ends up giving her half of everything
>She marrys a black bull
>Notch is still alone
>>75064358
I've been thinking lately, what if there are no SJWs at all and all the ones we see in the media are plants put there by leftist media?
>>75066988
>Makes a shitty game in his free time
>Outbids JayZ and Beyonce on a mansion
Absolute madman. God bless this atheist.
>>75064455
>womandriving
God-Tier bantz
>>75064358
Notch is okay in my book. He's the type of guy that sits in the middle for as long as possible.
>>75067634
>cuntfusing
Fucking savage
>>75067634
Gold, Jerry, gold!
>>75067593
But he's still a billionaire. I'd say he dodged that BULLet.
>>75064358
He was put in this world to redeem Fedoras from their degeneracy
>>75067593
He had a prenup, he just pays for the kid
>>75066074
Trump/Persson 2016
>>75064358
But he's literally a cuck
>>75067593
He didn't lose shit, he made her sign a prenup when he was a fat broke loser.
NEET Elite
>>75065760
>tfw have actually been playing it lately because my windows PC died and it's the only game on my shitty ubuntu laptop
>>75064358
Here I thought he was your stereotypical cock gargling SJW scumbag. New levels of respect achieved, not that he needed them from me.
>>75068079
well he is from sweden
>>75068079
>not seeing the irony.
>>75064358
He's like Donald Trump. Powerful, wealthy men are immune to media. In fact, it strengthens them.
Media is here to control us cretins and keep us in line through brainwashing or character assassination.
>>75064455
ONE OF US
>>75067634
CUNTFUSING
reminds me of
OVARYACTING
>>75068079
what you think he suddenly lost his bants when he posted this
>>75068079
>cuck is "misogynistic"
In which fucking world?
i used to sell "notch" a pizza with kebab ln it, he always bought it on sundays
>>75066721
He might be a good programmer but he's a shit game developer for sure, he basically sold Minecraft as a prototype. I'm guessing he couldn't have predicted the success it saw but Minecraft should not have progressed into the infdev phase before being reworked firstly in a better language and secondly in a more methodical manner (Notch's base code for minecraft is fucking spaghetti through and through and remains that way to this day). Because the game is basically built upon a foundation of spaghetti it's extremely limited performance-wise and not built to be modified to any great extend (without either great knowledge of the spaghetti or completely rebuilding the game).
Smart dude, dumb development process.
>>75067634
God bless this husky viking
>>75066886
This is so fucking true.
>>75068242
>germany
Kek
>>75068079
A true Swedish patriot I guess lol
>>75064358
He must be so fucking bored
>>75066023
What is it with all these psychotic faggots pretending to be girls lately?
If I put a propeller beanie on my head I don't pretend to be a helicopter.
>>75064358
As amusing as all of this is I find it hilarious that some people on /pol/ are backing someone that is a legit cuckold. It's just too funny.
>>75068598
>Notch's base code for minecraft is fucking spaghetti through and through and remains that way to this day
You don't seem to know anything about Minecraft, but that's okay.
>>75068525
It makes men ashamed of going into open relationships with strong womyn thus taking away their RIGHT to a husband who understands their sexual needs, you shitlord.
>>75066302
Every accusation of 'mansplaining' should receive a reply of 'cuntwhining.'
>>75068525
It would have been "misandry", but since that isn't a real thing it's misogynistic by default
>>75064358
I used to think this guy was a loser. No longer.
Shine on, you crazy diamond.
>>75068714
This is about politics. Does cuckold hurt our perception of him? Yes but that's only slight. The basis of our support for him is his political views which are currently aligned
>>75066666
nice
>>75066302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOXh5repOWI
>>75066023
>pls gibs
>>75068575
>kebab ln it
Not *on* the pizza as a topping?
>>75065964
>Go tumblr a patreon
Holy fuck.
>>75064358
I can't wait to become a millionaire so that I can shit post and no one can stop me.
>>75064358
>>75064455
Funny. Even Angry Birds devs and film producers are against SJWs
>>75068079
Is this just more bantz?
>stigmatizes people who enjoy that fetish
>which frustrates me so much
>>75068768
It's called bitching
>>75065728
escapist has decent articles but the ads and autoplaying streams are out of control
all their video series suck too
>>75068079
sweden yes
>>75066981
>nostalgic for the time when he was a poor nobody writing code all day in his underwear.
Of course. He was one of us, an unemployed (?) diamond dog. We are shining lights even in the darkness. Just like the burning Buddha - despite the utter degradation and horror of our outward circumstances our spirits soar in ways normies don't understand.
>>75067082
no, I refuse.
This fuy really should put at least 1% of his money into at least working with someone to develop vidya. Hoarding a billion dollars and spending it on houses and boats and cars is probably the most normie thing I can think of.
>>75069649
beuudiful
Im sure your post is great but one thing made me stop reading
>unemployed billionaire
>unemployed
>BILLIONAIRE
>>75064455
>Thanks cunt!
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
The fucking
>It's a super gendered insult!
Can anyone explain?
>>75066666
Nice
>>75070244
He has money and he doesn't work for anyone. And the only company he has owned he sold off his assets.
I'm unemployed with 500 dollars, does that change anything? No
>>75066981
sounds like the Notch who used to hang around /v/ and ask for ideas, I welcome this turn of events
>>75065945
>>A NEET
he had a job as a java web dev for some swede site
>>75065425
i love that you cant open any of these propaganda pieces anymore without countless redpilled comments from everyhwere not just pol lol
what is happening i love it :)
>>75066224
Not sure if serious but Minecraft is one of the best games ever developed. It allows your creativity to fluorish.
>>75070244
If I were him I would patronise a new generation of universities and academic staff free from SJW influence to help educate the next generation. Just like the industrialists of old.
>>75064455
>>75065964
>>75066023
>>75067634
I thought Notch was a turbocuck, but now he's gone completely MADMAN
What the fuck happened?!
>>75070689
Sounds way too risky. I'd fund a bunch of industries that teach trades to people. Learning trades is like kryptonite to SJW's.
>>75070469
He made a thread or two on /v/ back in March and apologized for turning his back on them. It was pretty fantastic.
>>75070429
Um lets see
Unemployed with $500
Or
Unemployed with $1000000000
Which one of these is currently seeking employment
>>75066023
Wooing at it's finest
>>75070788
He's a billionaire, single, and doesn't give a fuck.
>>75070918
What are you even talking about? Neither of us are employed. That's the arguement. How does having more money make him not unemployed by default when he isn't working?
>>75070788
he's a billionaire
Oh gee look at that i only have a billion dollars i had better go down the jobcentre
>>75070663
It's lego: the vidya - pure unadulterated autism.
>>75071553
^ also look up minecraft turing machine if you don't believe him
>>75071232
Well, if he's never going to seek employment again, he'd probably be categorized as retired.
>>75066886
So, is cuntfusing an effective counter to them or do we need something to deal a bigger blow?
>>75071884
If he ever decides to make another game
And I'm not saying he will but that's his choice
Then he wouldn't jump into retirement.
>>75071232
>What are you even talking about? Neither of us are employed. That's the arguement. How does having more money make him not unemployed by default when he isn't working?
He's self-employed, you dolt. If he can afford to pay himself a billion dollars per lifetime, why on Earth should he do anything other than exactly what he feels like doing?
The term is "independently wealthy." If you're independently wealthy, you're not unemployed, in much the same way that someone who's been granted permission to live in a house for the remainder of their lifetime, even though they don't own it (common with well-to-do kids and elderly parents) isn't "homeless."
>>75067593
If Swedish divorce laws came into effect, he didn't have to pay her shit regardless of prenup anyway.
>>75064358
Between this guy and Trump, proof billionaires are better for the average person than communists.
>>75067634
>insults someone
>expects apology from them.
>>75071232
Look mate i came here to simply point out that op is a faggot op wiil always be a faggot this is a law of nature
Why are you hitting me with sticky fucking comment you maple tree sucking faggot
>>75072193
Because you play shitty fucking Jew games like destiny.
Maybe you need to start eating some maple yourself to be free from the bungi jew
>Trump is the GOP nominee.
>Shillary officially cited as being at fault by an audit.
>Bernie cucks on suicide watch for their candidate losing.
>Gawker getting told to shove it over the Hulk Hogan case.
>Ghost is back.
>Notch has become a madman.
What a time to be alive.
>>75068414
>OVARYACTING
Amazing vocabulary increased thx
>>75066717
This is true. And he's not unemployed, he said in the tweet that he has 10 other codes he's working on.
>>75070872
oh shit really? I don't go on /v/ anymore (because you know you grow up) but it's good to hear he came back from the dark side.
>>75067976
>>75068135
He's literally r9k
>>75070872
screencaps?
antything?
Im pretty close to not hating that faggot anymore
>>75070663
You're either underage or have never played many video games have you?
>>75066023
I miss when parents taught their kids to feel shame.
>>75065728
They promoted this piece of ass to a senior editor position and she gives no fucks.
For example:
>http://thefederalist.com/2016/05/20/the-real-reason-fans-arent-looking-forward-to-ghostbusters-3/
I think they're coming round to the fact that there's little money to be made pandering to crybaby SJWs.
>>75071997
I started thinking about this, I feel like mansplaining could be spun into a positive phrase. Right now feminists use it when they're faced with an argument they can't refute and try to sidetrack the discussion. Essentially what it means is that the man is right, so they're basically coining a term for when a man is smarter. It's supposed to be derogatory but at it's core it pretty much means "I have no counter arguments, you're a man and it's typical for a man to be more logical". All we really need to do is to hijack the term
>becomes normal after leaving Sweden
What are they putting in the water supply?
>>75072441
I love gaming how i go about it is my business Im sorry i dont have the time to play hard core games that you like to play but i have to do other things like work and spending time with my wife and son so sorry dude that im not as hard core like you but i choose to live my life for real instead of rubbing up against afk players for 3 hours giggleing in a party chat with my self
>>75070663
autism speaks: the post. its does the opposite. it limits our creativity to computer bloxs
>>75073266
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>75072870
https://archive.is/JdKqU
He linked to the thread on his Twitter at the same time to confirm it was him as well.
>>75066603
It was an easy game to make but hard to keep good. When he left, the game started sucking massive dongs.
>>75073523
Nice pasta it goes well with your mums spaghetti you fucking noodle
>>75069096
i love how shocked she is that he isnt keeping up with the propaganda labels kek
>>75065425
How many times must you be told to use a mirror for click bait sites?
>>75073673
Uh.. I'm going to get a coffee! It will go well with your l-lumps!
W-what that didn't come out right, n-no homo
>>75064455
Well what do you know? A Swede with balls.
>>75066023
>you could fund all my friends but instead you're voicing opinions that differ from mine
>fucking shitlord!
>>75066666
WHAT THE DOUBLE FUCKLE
>>75066666
Nice
Once a NEET, always a NEET.
There is no release from this curse. Not even a gorillion dollars.
>>75066224
>life savings
the game was literally from $5-14 when he was developing it; he knew it was shit. he even allowed people to play a shitter version of it for free. new devs + microjew + mahjew milking it for cash now
>>75066458
So, he's just sane?
>>75073557
thanks famalam
have this
>>75064455
>womandriving
>>75068079
Look, there are people who enjoy being cucks, pointing that out means nothing, its a fact. Also, I would be happy too if gay was no longer an insult and back to being a nice word thatmeans being happy. I am honestly feeling gay today, its a nice day and all my bills are paid, rents paid and foods in the fridge. Time to go to the beach and scope out hot babes in bikinis. Now if fags could back the fuck off my cancer sticks and can say im smoking a fag without sounding homo. Fucking hhomosexuals always ruining things for us hetro guys. Cant even be handsome without girls thinking you are homo.
>>75074986
Faggot
>>75073343
creativity works with limits
artists are limited to blots of paint on canvas or ink on paper
>>75066023
Who does these people think they are? Downright shameful.
>>75066988
>minecraft neckbeard outbids black royalty on mansion
>one year later, media bubbling with stories of Jay-Z cheating on Beyonce
notch confirmed for ruining black celebrity lives
>>75076150
niggers ruin their lives all by themselves
>>75065564
it's as alpha as a betamale can get, may kek bless him.
>>75066023
>search for @xambercoalx on twitter to inspect the madness
>"this twitter account has been suspended
ahahahahahahahahaha
>>75066302
When a man opens his mouth
>>75064455
Jesus fucking Christ
>>75066604
MADMAN
A B S O L U T E
D
MADMAN
A
N
>>75064455
Fucking AWESOME!!! Go NOTCH!
>>75070663
>it allows your creativity to flourish
even freddie mercury wasn't this much of a faggot
>>75066301
>virgin
>with that much money
heh, i doubt it jose, go sell your oranges in the road, dream big and maybe MAYBE one day you might have the honor to polish his shoes.
>>75064358
You lied to us, Notch.
But these bantz are unreal, how can one man be so based?
>>75067634
>get into an argument, have differing opinions than Notch
>emote throwing away your copy of Minecraft/uninstalling/never playing it again
>Microsoft is shaking in their boots as current owner of the IP because the creator who sold it to them is getting into disagreements on things not about the IP
really super stupid on their part. Notch isn't going to run out of money, he's been paid, and hasn't made meaningful Minecraft code in over 5 years. Go cry to Jeb
>>75065760
Bretty good game actually, the late/technical part of the game is awesome, you'll build farms to build farms to farm stuff while you're busy building farms to farm more stuff allowing you to farm stuff. Love it.
>>75064358
SJW's envy is delicious, there is absolutely nothing they can use against someone like notch.
they can't dox him and get him fired, they can't attach rape allegations, they can't kick him out of university.
>>75064455
>womandriving
Jesus my sides
>>75069321
He basically called being gay a fetish in a way.
>>75071232
when you have 2 BILLION DOLLARS you're kinda out of the employed/unemployed label.
>>75064455
>"Oh, I see. Thanks, cunt!"
Hahaha! Absolute madman!
>>75076972
no wife or gf to bully or coerce his behavior to change either. he is UNTOuCHABLE
>>75064358
This is more of a /v/ topic though. A vidya game developer is being dogpiled because he stood up against the crowd of fuck nuggets that are trying to control the narrative in "nerd/vidya culture".
Why is /v/ dumping their problems here?
>>75077130
Go make him your next president, he's the absolute madman the world deserve.
>>75066224
I love this. What a solid fuck you to the world.
Kek blesses this.
You know it's funny, in my entire life my dad has never really "mansplained" to me about anything.
But my mom can't go five minutes without condescendingly telling me that she's right about everything so I can either agree with her or she can punish me for disagreeing with her.
It's a major reason why I don't talk on the phone to her as much anymore. I just can't take the "no you idiot I already told you the grass is blue" arguments anymore.
>>75077293
We don't have a president.
Also, he sadly left this shithole of a country.
>>75077200
cuz he seems pretty red pilled senpai, also, what ever happened to Vivian James?, i heard your v/retards pile a shitload of money to get her into a vivya.
>>75067634
I'm using cuntfusing whenever mansplaining is on the battlefield
>>75077200
It's obviously not a /v/ topic, because the topic was deleted and I was given a warning for posting it.
>>75077361
nah man you could always be worst, like us, with 1% nigger population and only 5000 mudslimes (only 1 or 2 mesquites in all the country) who mostly compose of poor indoctrinated indios (cuz mexico loves his beer and pork).
>>75066981
In short, he uncucked his shit.
Good on him, I hope Brendan Fraser is next.
>>75077387
Uhh... I never donated anything but Vivian is in one steam game about ghosts or some shit. Was buggy on the first day and played liked a Sims mobile game.
Wait I found it.
>Afterlife Empire
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/367710/
It was made by women so I guess they love that type of stuff. Yeah, its buggy as hell and idk if it was fixed. Idea looked interesting though.
>>75077422
is that the KNOWLEDGE guy?
>>75066224
Top fucking kek leaf
HIGH ENERGY
>>75077953
Yes, it is le bookcase-man
>>75076799
projecting, hijo mio?
>>75078061
>red white blue
>casual racism against non-whites
Never noticed before.
>>75066023
>$100k in debt
How the fuck can you even manage to get that far in debt?
>>75078262
Take out a loan to get a Doctorate in Gender studies
>>75066666
TOP CZECH
>>75064455
This man is so rich that not even Jay Z and Beyonce can outbid him on a house he wants. Do these runts think they can stop him? Sincerely?
>>75068525
It deprives women of beta males willing to raise Tyrone's child.
>>75065425
Breitbart based as usual
>>75068339
no shit sherlock notch openly posted on /v/ before minecraft exploded
>>75068714
Cuck fetish is degenerate as fuck.
But what he's saying to these SJW's is God's honest truth and his degenerate fetish doesn't change that.
I think Bernie is a delusional loser, but that doesn't mean I disagree with him criticizing Hillary.
>>75069096
>Uh, uh I'm just surprised you're not apologizing to the entire female gender because I used this buzzword on you.
>>75077052
That's exactly what being gay is.
>>75068714
He used to be an absolute fucking pussy too, ever since he started on /v/ with alpha minecraft and had a cult following but then got butthurt and left when people bitched at him for not regularly updating he scurried to reddit
idk what happened to this man, getting burned but gold digger wife or just being a bored billionaire and seeing people for who they are idk but I can almost say hes redeemed himself a little bit
even if he is a legitimate cuck
>>75066886
You definitely can change a woman's mind and it's suprisingly easy. You don't do it by telling them they're wrong though.
I think it's pretty obvious what happened to Notch. The woman he married tried to turn him into an SJW cuck, and when he realized what he was becoming (or was possibly cheated on), he divorced her.
He's just back to being Notch now.
>>75064358
*tips fedora*
>>75074967
>>
Why is his ear reaching for the Window?
>>75067089
Women do not belong in the gaming industry.
>>75066302
Using logic and critical thinking.
>>75065964
>go tumblr a patreon
>>75066666
T....There's 5 OF THEM????????
>>75079442
No that is just finding the middle ground so you dont have to wank tonight
If you want a woman to drop what she beleives and fully beleive what you want her too you have to beat it into her daily
This is what happens when you don't have to fear your friends and/or livelihood being fucked from saying what's really on your mind. I can't say I don't envy the fuck out of him.
>>75069096
Certified #REKT
>>75081450
Lets hope he starts on niggers next it will be fun to see him tweeting jayz telling him iv got 99 problems but a crib in the hills aint one
>>75071232
>How does X make him not unemployed by default when he isn't working?
>>75066023
i refuse to believe that this isn't some troll. That's not real.
>>75068178
Got a blueprint for that swastika? I have to add that to my world.
>make mad dosh selling flash vaporware
>spend the rest of your life shitposting inside a huge villa
LIVING THE DREAM
>>75081930
Hes a billionaire that is his status he doesnt need employment he probably makes more on intrest a day than i can in 20 years your not an unemployed billionaire your just a billionaire
>>75066666
mother of god...
>>75066777
Fucking checked, someone ask his opinion on Trump
>>75082481
>flash
>vaporware
Do you even know what Minecraft is?
>sjws got nothing to refute
>their standard subverse and try to ruin your rep with slander tactics doesnt work because hes a fucking billionaire
kek
>>75070826
>O-OH NO! I CAN'T INFLUENCE THIS!
>THEY'RE WORKING! HARD!
>I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO DO HARD WORK
>I'M BEING OPPRESSED BECAUSE I CAN'T DO HARD WORK
>QUICKLY, SOME MAN INVENT SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS EASIER SO I CAN SHIT ALL OVER IT AND NOT ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING!
>>75082656
autism simulator
FUCKING A WHITE MALE
>>75065760
>had free hacked version of minecraft
>play it for a while
>beat ender dragon
>see scroll
>oh shit, he knows what's up
>immediately buy game
>>75064358
And all the while the 10 year olds are obliviously building houses in their sandbox game.
>>75066374
lmao
>>75068079
pretty sure notch sees himself as the bull famalam
>>75082782
>To take the speech of concerned people, that's the patriarchy
I live in America to try and take away the speech of any man is tantamount to terrorism. RED WHITE AND FUCK YOU!
>>75082804
What do you mean? Does the game tell you it knows you haven't purchased it?
>played Minecraft for like 4 hours last night
Getting on again tonight! What a boss.
>>75066224
>make a really shitty game
Contrarian hipster faggots on my /pol? What else is new
The free market has spoken. Wouldn't expect a leaf to understand.
>>75083131
Notch has so much cash he could get jay z to prep him for beyonce
>>75083309
Notch doesn't want anything to do with Minecraft and Microsoft owns Mojang now, but do what you want.
>>75082782
>I'm a man defining itself as feminist ally
>I'm a man defining itself
Was this a spelling error or does he identify as inanimate object?
>>75068599
wew how rare are you?
>>75064455
Ahaha.
>>75067634
>cuntfusing
>>75083463
he or she are bad nowadays to them
>>75066886
>you can not change a woman's mind
This
>Calmly explain to her why this is like it is
>She agrees my argument makes sense
>The next day she's back to her bullshit as though I had never spoken about it
>Tells me my explanations are bullshit
I don't fucking get it. I just don't give a shit now.
>>75083472
I liked the escapist article, classic Liberalism needs to come back and fight the death of the left.
>>75083307
No.
The end scroll of the game knows the secrets of reality.
>>75071606
Idk man I just find it damn impressive that people can create shit like that. That requires some level of legit engineering. Also with the computers, that requires the same thing also
>>75068414
>OVARYACTING
This is brilliant.
>>75083612
At that point you tell her to:
>A, Ask her to think about it again and come back with a thought out counter argument
>B, Be quiet and listen to you again as you explain it once more to her
>C, Calm down or never talk to you about it again if she isn't going to think it over at all
>D, Dick slap her into submission until she doesn't give a flying fuck either way.
>>75083591
Shit Libya, how do you keep up with stuff like that?
>>75083338
But NASA uses metric system -_-
>>75064455
>>75065964
>>75066023
>>75067634
>>75068079
>go tumblr a patreon
>thanks cunt
>womandriving
>cuntfusing
My fucking sides.
>>75066666
CHECKED
>>75071232
Standard usage of the term "unemployed" implies you are seeking employment. It's not simply "not working".
WORTH THE 60 SHEKELS IN BETA
><3 Notch
>>75084463
sweden my life is a mess
living 15minutes walk away from isis, mortars flying above our neighborhood and hitting further areas doesnt help
i just sit here and shitpost what i can
>>75082656
A game that started with a nifty idea and then decided to branch into autism instead.
Instead of a game where you build at day and protect your fort at night together with your buddies, it's something weird now.
>>75065959
No but I at least would have the drive to do something productive with my life instead of arguing with your 14 year old fan base on twitter all day.
>>75084969
It's still the same now, it's just people that became cancer
I recently got back into playing, then suddenly pol posts great Notch tweets destroying sjws? amazing
>>75064455
OH My I will be kek until death now
we talked about thim on AGDG. He used to go to vg i think. mabe he should come to /pol/ now, since he fits the profile. well. atleast he is rich. but still depressed and underachieving.
>>75066023
that's tsundere as fuck, I kind of like it
>>75085555
So this is why he's lashing out
nice get btw
>>75085555
>doesn't know what to do with all that money so he just shitposts on twitter and plays video games all day
i feel like most of us would do the same thing
>>75064455
oh man hes on a joyride this is great
>>75085555
He used to go to /v/ a lot in 2010, and did an AMA on /v/ a few months ago.
he's a cripple channer.
>>75073162
This.
I saved a few of these. Incoming.
>>75084949
Seriously? Fucked up, man. Take care bro.
>>75084949
Stay safe Lybianbro...
>>75073162
This is actually a good idea. Someone should make a thread about it
>>75087287
Last one.
