https://twitter.com/TimesNow/status/734565352105869316
launches India's first indigenous space shuttle, the RLV-TD from Sriharikota.
>>74910237
Poo in space,
Pahjeet
>>74910237
RealLy Vast TurD shuttle?
They should be spending money on loo instead of rockets.
>>74910237
Congrats, India! Good job!
>>74910237
congratz india on your poo powered propulsion projectile
you are doing well for yourself :) well done!
>>74910237
Say it with me, /pol/
POO
IN
MOON
>>74910683
>tfw I opened the thread to make literally the exact same joke
Goodbye Pajeet
LOOKS FAMILIAR PAJEET YOU SURE YOU GUYS BUILT THAT?
>>74910830
It's not like your guys provided us with blueprints
>>74910237
Now you can scat in the sat, Pajeet!
Why would you do that?
>>74910968
Do Indian space suits have flaps that open so they can poo in the emptiness of space?
>>74910237
Go India! Your successes ring true like pooetry in my heart.
>4 years from now
>Indian space program had left mounds of shit floating the solar system, eventually orbiting a different one, molding together and making a feces planet
>All microscopic organisms from Indian sphincters evolved and developed new life outside our solar system
>Life resembling what we knew remains after the destruction of Earth because India didn't poo in the loo
>>74911874
4 billion years*
oops time for my theory to get derailed
- The new re-usable technology was aimed to help reduce the cost of launching objects into space by 10 times which can be boost for other projects.
- The spacecraft was launched atop a nine-ton rocket engine that has been designed to burn slowly to accommodate vertical lifting of the body.
Congratulations India.
>>74910237
>DESIGNATED SHITTING SHUTTLE
>>74910287
They'll use the designated shitting airlock
Good job, India.
>>74910237
Good for them, honestly. Now try to walk on the moon.
>>74910237
INDIA SUPERPOWER 2030!
>>74910237
Poo in space Pajeet
And remember Keep the poo out of the loo and be
>Designated super power by 2020
Specs on the shuttle (other than not having a toilet)?
>>74910237
GOOD JOB INDIA!
BASED INDO-WESTERN ALLIANCE!