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>Trump in Little Rascals
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>Benghazi.exe
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>Protesters Interrupt Bill Clinton in Pomona
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>Monkeys at the Zoo (Anti-Trump Protesters Embarrass themselves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mX0U8Bh32o
>Driving the Trumpventador
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>Erin Burnett would’ve had a threesome with Trump
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>>74833566
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
>inb4 Awoo haters
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>The Mysterious Mary Trump
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>How Close Are Huma Abedin and Hillary Clinton?
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>NATE SILVER: Why I "screwed up" on Trump
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>Trump’s speaking fees are HALF of Hillary’s
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>Trump has the most votes of any GOP Primary Candidate
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>Ann Coulter: Trump’s Problem with Women
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>>74835129
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>>74835201
Their cuteness is growing on me
>Chuck Todd asks Clinton if she thinks Trump has done anything in his private business which is praiseworthy
>Clinton says she doesn't know because he hasn't released his tax returns
Jesus Christ, leftists are all the fucking same: the only true measure of whether you've improved the lives of people is judged by how much you've given to the state.
If she had phrased it differently this would be her "you didn't build that" moment.
So what's morning Jew going to be on about today?
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking
In the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops
Your heart
You try to scream, but terror takes the sound before
You make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between
The eyes
You're paralyzed
>>74835350
That is some nasty genetic trash
>>74835358
you got a link to watch it?
>>74835313
>ignoring the millions he donates to charities
Let's see those Clinton Foundation records.
>>74835314
ruined by the white border
Hillary's doctors have me on 14 different drugs
>>74835395
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://vaughnlive.tv/i3ws6ai2q83cn
http://streamfare.com/msnbc.html
>shills trying to start stupid divisive in-fights are still desperately trying
>still haven't gotten a real job
>still haven't killed themselves
>>74835406
Woah
>>74835425
thanks anon
>>74835403
Hmm, didn't even catch that.
I think there's another floating around.
>>74835350
I am so ready for the full butthurt brigade in November.
Bless him with salt
Bless him with stone
Bless him with steel
>>74835386
Cuz this is Willie
Slick Willie
Oh I'm up just in time for Morning Jew
>>74835490
TEN
FEET
TALLER
I AM THE EMPEROR OF THE SUN.
I AM THE LEADER OF HEAVEN AND EARTH.
I AM THE WARFARE.
I AM THE KNIFE.
I AM THE SWORD.
I AM THE FIRE.
I AM YOUR GOD.
I AM THE FIRST AND THE LAST.
I AM THE NEW WORLD ORDER TO COME.
MY KINGDOM'S RISING.
YOUR WORLD IS DYING.
I AM THE EMPEROR OF THE SUN.
I AM THE ONLY ONE.
>>74835063
Numbers say...
MAGA
>>74835206
kek
it's so true
what absolute shit TrumpGen has degenerated into
I remember the good old days
>>74835538
B I G
G
U
Y
>>74835406
>mfw she gave me a hotdose
>>74835475
If trump wins the assblasting is going to be insane. I fully expect massive riots in LA and other beaner hubs. Shit is going to get comfy
It's getting great again, isn't it?
>>74835564
MAGA is not a number
Well we ever come to regret the meme magic that has been unleashed unto the world?
>>74835081
why is it not 'an awoo~vement' ?
>>74835350
>white supremacist
why are libs so fucking stupid not to realize spics and sandniggers are white?
especially using their standard talking points
>>74835555
Having Ben on our side is just another sign of the Trumpening that's coming
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
MORNING JEW
>>74835592
Damn. I need to hit the beach soon.
>>74835529
Good song.
>>74835606
HERESY
>>74835490
>>74835526
One day I'm gonna put my hand on the Great American Wall.
It will be the pilgrimage site for the Church of Meme Magic.
>>74835689
>Taking a closer look at poll numbers
inb4 "outlier"
>>74835602
Where did this image originate?
>>74835746
The Trump Wall*
>>74835739
CRUSADER!
>>74835746
imagine if that BEST high speed rail is actually put on top
muhh dickk
>>74835812
No way that would happen, terrorist target galore
>>74835812
>illegals try climbing it and start sobbing when they fall down as laughing Americans whiz by on the train
>mfw
>>74835313
Yeah, never mind rebuilding Manhattan and providing housing for thousands of people. These fucking leftist parasites can only think in how much of other people's money can they spend.
>MSNBC unironically employs Al Sharpton
Morning Cuck on now
>>74835841
don't let fear grip you
I'd ride that bitch in a second
>>74835350
Damn /pol/ and Trump BTFO per usual
>Morning cuck began
UUUGH FINE
>>74835601
Lol the National Guard will probably have to be sent in since these leftist mayors will stop the cops from doing their jobs. I can't wait to see them get blown the fuck out when sanctuary cities get their funding pulled.
>talking about Hamilton again
>>74835931
>Yeah, never mind rebuilding Manhattan and providing housing for thousands of people
And employing tens of thousands of people.
I hope trump does deportations.
Would be nice to deport the dems voting base
Maybe they will all chimp out when he is elected giving us a reason
>>74835913
>drug cartels try to sabotage wall.
>wall is directly linked to public transport.
>cartels just committed an act of terrorism.
>bye bye drug cartels.
>>74835812
A fucken hyperloop
>>74835555
IS KEK WITH US AGAIN IN THIS THREAD?
HAS THE HOLY SPIRIT EMBODIED OUR THREAD?
Joe shilling for trump
>>74835841
Do you seriously think it would have no fucking security and underground base + detectors?
>TRUMP WILL LOSE IF HE USES TWITTER!!!!!1111
Fuck off Joe
Joe already cucking!
>>74836041
It's against CNN, ofc he's going to shill that tweet
>Morning Jew still hasn't picked up on the pattern
>WAAAHHHHHH WHY ISN'T TRUMP BEING A KEKSERVATIVE YET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Because it works Joe you stupid cuck
It's another "Joe knows best how to win the election and Trump's doing everything wrong" edition of MJ...
Annnnnnnnnnnd its already a Morning Cuck episode
JOE ALREADY IN FULL KEKOLD MODE
>Calling Trumps shitposting mindless
>Thinking he'll stop tweeting
>2016
>>74835951
Has Morning Cuck changed his tampon over the weekend?
>Trump virtually tied with Hillary and rising
>Joe: HE CAN'T KEEP DOING WHAT HE'S BEEN DOING
>>74836041
no he's making fun of his tweets
>Trump should never have 2 minutes to write a tweet
>Joe loses Twitter fight with Trump
>says his banter is gonna lose him the election
>>74836041
Actually he's saying "why is Trump starting twitter wars".
He's right though about CNN.
I don't see how this is hurting him somehow.
>>74836008
Yeah I think they're way past caring about terrorism dude.
>>74835841
Yep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qmCuwDYidw
>>74835555
Trump is KEK's Chosen One.
>>74835997
That too of course. Generally improving the economy in the area just by existing.
>UGH I CAN'T BELIEVE AMERICA WANTS A TWITTER WAR PRESIDENT UGH I CAN'T EVEN
>it's a Morning Cuck episode
>Saturday afternoon is not the comfiest shitposting time
>that nose
>The Morning Jew is still asspained from Friday
need a wizard, how do i watch hulkusc thingy in vlc. livestreamer doesnt work
It's 2016, Joe has got to get with the times
>>74835350
Two rounds, two rounds, four rounds, two rounds, two rounds.
>>74836115
Even the doormen. The ones who have to work as cashiers for merch. The cooks. The cleaners.
Do you think Morning Joe acts like a wacky douche and interrupts people because he needs to divert attention away from the intern he murdered in his office?
Why does this little shitbag keep acting like his opinion matters?
No one cares morning Jew.
Mark knows the Twitter shit doesn't really matter for his negatives. It's Trump's brand
>>74836130
>UGH WHY WOULD AMERICA SUPPORT A NEWS ANCHOR WHO ONCE KILLED AN INTERN
>>74835984
>No stream
Mika's facial expressions make this whole thing worth it
>>74836174
Pretty sure they have bomb vests anon
>>74836196
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://vaughnlive.tv/i3ws6ai2q83cn
http://streamfare.com/msnbc.html
>>74836196
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>>74836190
R A R E
A
R
E
>UNTIL HE'S PUNISHED
>UNTIL HE'S PUNISHED
>UNTIL HE'S PUNISHED
Go FUCK yourselves
>implying people don't love the Don's twitter shitposting
>muh temperament
Based Halperin isn't buying the Gingrich garbage.
NEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>74836130
He probably unironically thinks Trump is going to be getting into twitter arguments with foreign leaders. All of the leftist media keeps trying to relate how he acts as a candidate with how he would act as President, its bullshit.
>>74836194
>>74836188
wait wat
harold ford jr. is literally from the most crook nigger political family on earth.
His family makes the clintons look classy. He was meant to be what obongo turned out to be by the Jewish spin doctors.
>>74836248
Morning Nigger being a nigger. What do you expect?
>MAYBE he knows what he's doing
Honestly we're before the first break and it's already infuriating
>Clinton ahead by 3, she's winning
>Trump ahead by 2, effectively tied
>>74836258
Yeah...what I saw in candidate Obama is not what I got in the Oval Office...
>>74836258
>He probably unironically thinks Trump is going to be getting into twitter arguments with foreign leaders
I kinda wanna see Presidential shitposting bantz honestly. That'd be so fucking funny.
>>74836305
>But remember polls this early don't mean anything
D'you think Morning Jew will mention this?
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/do-you-want-see-donald-trump-the-next-president
Joe dropping the Clinton bombs this morning
Morning Joke seems to be cucking about again.
Not watching.
>Joe thinks Trumps numbers are going to go lower
>>74836295
R A R E
A
R
E
People need to stop trying to normalize Hillary Clinton
>>74836258
This, I don't get why they think it'll be like this. Obviously this is a campaign mechanism.
>>74836248
Morning Joe said that? That Trump won't stop "until he's punished"? These leftists are fucking INSANE.
>>74836249
People love the refreshing honesty of it, the Egyptair tweet being a good example. They don't see that as being a loose cannon (because naturally, most people know he's going to act differently on twitter as the fucking President), they see it as a guy calling it like he sees it and not letting PC bullshit cuck him into saying otherwise.
>>74836262
back when he was a politician a young female intern supposedly passed out, hit her head on his desk, and died while he wasn't there
>Trump's insane he's doing the same thing xdDD
BECAUSE IT WORKS
>>74836258
Implying he won't have epic twitter battles
>>74836262
Look it up my friendo.
Morning Joe was actually a successful politician who quickly ended his career after killing or arranging the killing of Lori Klausutis
>>74836262
http://gawker.com/remember-when-a-dead-intern-was-found-in-joe-scarboroug-1711985081
They don't realize that Hillary hasn't been seriously attacked.
They don't realize that the media has exhausted their real ammunition to attack Trump.
HE
>>74836380
>Joe thinks interns wind up dead in a Congressman's office on a routine basis
Do these third party people not realize Johnson exists?
>>74836375
you only get to keep the name fag under protest bc you make new bread. Stop and you aren't tolerated anymore.
And the others need to get fucked. there are 3 unoffically approved namefags (one being you) bc they make new bread.
others should fuck off
>>74836258
He won't use social media as POTUS
He's not stupid, they just want you to think he is
>>74836392
They don't actually think it will be like that. They're liars and distorting reality is what they do. I swear some of these shitty outlets like jew york times are only still head above water because they're getting subsidized by some globalist jew or maybe even the government. Who is actually buying the NYT?
Aaaaand shilling for a 3rd party.
>muh third party
>>74836401
>Morning Joe said that? That Trump won't stop "until he's punished"? These leftists are fucking INSANE.
It was some nigger from some failing newspaper
>>74836404
huh. I wonder if Bill Clinton was testing a new roofie delivery mechanism or if it was like pic related
>>74835988
>February 2017
>all sanctuary city funding is cut
>all public services for illegals dismantled
>millions of illegals homeless with their children
>emergency rooms deny them service
>kicked out of all public schools
>fired from their jobs under threat of massive fines
>they riot for their leftist causes creating the biggest riot in American history
>Mexico gets involved and tried to annex commiefornia
>we BTFO them and annex the top half of Mexico as payment
>trail of tears round 2 as illegals walk to the newer, smaller Mexico and build another wall after just finishing the first one
>>74836497
RUN BERNIE, RUN
>>74836486
He's not a third party, he's part of a separate party.
These voters are Republican or Democrat (most likely Democrat) and want somebody in their party to run
>>74835201
DAMNIT MUST RESISTTTTTTT ANIMMMMME
>>74836487
And who are you?
Don't reply to me with that bullshit.
>>74836541
A 4 way race will be insane. Or even a 5 way if the reps pull a dirty trick with mitt.
I guess he didn't take getting shat on yesterday morning too well.
>>74836486
This is why the 3rd option argument is dumb
Yes 50% want a 3rd option but there is dozens of different candidates each bloc wants. It's just a blob of people who are only aligned in hating Trump/Clinton
>>74835601
>I fully expect massive riots in LA and other beaner hubs.
Ready for the RWDS?
Trump is good and all, but I would be ashamed of myself if that hair were on the head of my nation
>>74836487
Who the fuck are you and why are you rude to our OP?
Get the fuck out you literal kike
morning jew writing op-eds for the wasington post?
they must be desperate to make shekels.
Why do we have cuckolds doing news every morning in the US
Just dropped $2000 on Trump to be prez @2.25/1
> mfw 30 year old book
>>74836637
JEWWWWWWWS
>>74836583
The more candidates running in the general, the larger the risk that we'll have to put up with congress stepping in. 3 is fine, as long as the third steals votes from Hillary.
The US isn't like Europe with their parliamentary system.
>>74836002
He has to to keep the party relevant forever. Deport tacos, import Slavs. Poland should be rewarded for taking a stand.
>inb4 Slavs are not white
It's not like importing cuck euros would aid in the fight against leftists. Eurocucks would probably be even worse and still have no kids
>>74836569
>And who are you
someone who respects the board not to think I'm a special enough snowflake to need a name.
you, on the other hand, ARE a special snowflake, correct? thus the reason you NEED a name?
>>74836676
Enjoy your free money
>>74836487
Screw you ugly island nigger, no one cares how you feel or think
HES JUST CRAZY AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT HES DOING
>Shillary's winning strategy is to make Trump look extraordinary and herself totally ordinary
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST
>They still think Bernie is going to endorse Hillary and all his voters will flock to her side
What's up with the delegates in washington?
>>74836593
It's like the media pretends he and Stein don't even exist, I mean it's like they want the parties to collapse and then don't mention a third party does exist.
Honestly Johnson is just a meme candidate but it does bother me a bit when they pretend the other option doesn't already exist
>>74836627
His golden mane is majestic you swine.
And he said he'd comb or cut it if he became President.
>>74836487
get the fuck off this thread
>>74836684
I think since we are the new republicans all the old pundits should be fired.
We need pundits from our movement on TV not stale neocons
>>74836685
I'm not saying that it'll be beneficial, it's just bizarre that it's a real possibility.
>>74836694
Yes, in fact we trust the known tripfags to not be threadsplitters and shills, because we have those all the time.
>>74836744
Don't worry about it, I'll handle it heheheh
PUNISHED BERNIE
>>74836723
>Screw you ugly island nigge
american education.
>>74836738
>He thinks Bernie won't eventually bend the knee and tell his voters to stop Trump
>>74836792
every time
every single time
progressives devour their own
>>74836731
>I'm a boring faggot look at me Trump is too crazy
Jesus fuck did John Kerry teach her nothing?
>>74836196
Why don't you dumb niggers ever save stream links? Bookmark that shit, you fucking mong.
>>74836796
Got me there. I thought your flag was Barbados
>>74836810
>He forgets many of his voters spent all their collage money assuming they wouldn't need to pay it back
>>74836717
thanks friend
I'm still not 100% sure but with 6 months to go I think Trump will at least push Hillary to the very end in the almost worst case and I can trade out if that happens
You think Kelly wishes she wasnt a feminist during the first debate?
She has gotten so BTFO
>>74836779
>es, in fact we trust the known tripfags to not be threadsplitters and shills
thank you besy ally, that was my point. there are 3 tripfags/namefags at this time everyone tolerates-- one who just shat on me being one of them-- bc they make new bread and don't split.
He's obviously not very smart apparently.
>>74836738
Bernie may be a crazy commie but he appears to be a man of principle and integrity. Appears... the minute he endorses lying, corrupt Hillary that all goes out the window.
>>74836810
He will endorse, but he won't do anything more than that. He called a Trump - Clinton election a choice between the lesser of two evils.
>>74835913
>illegals try climbing
>gets hit by train
>Bernouts
>>74836487
Are you a country of poor retards?
>>74836851
>collage
I bet you went to collage
>>74836838
I'm fucking dying here, when Harold Ford Jr said that, it's very fucking clear the DNC has no fucking clue how to handle Donald Fucking Trump.
Jesus Christ, this is just too sweet...
>>74836779
>I'm not saying that it'll be beneficial, it's just bizarre that it's a real possibility.
It's not that bizarre. The public has been calling for election reform for a while. It's just this time, we might have actually forced it to get done since we can't rely on our government to willingly detach themselves from power.
>>74836935
I noticed the error
Was going to fix it
Said fuck it and went on
MSNBC
>beyond the left or right
Hillary is going to get schlonged harder than any bitch has in decades, maybe even centuries.
>>74836390
I hate how she is running as some doting old granny. She's been pulling the strings and destroying America for years. Yet she smiles and get Katy Perry to wave her tits around and it's all good
>>74836962
we are all global citizens
#thinkprogress
>polls mean nothing
How can anyone vote for her? Polls are the gift of God
>I THINK I HAVE BEEN VETTED AND TESTED
>POLLS DONT MEAN ANYTHING
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW SHE HAS NO IDEA WHATS COMING
She has no idea
>bernie shilling on MJ
aaaaand im done
>>74836867
Well, he's a good OP so please don't be rude to him, because then we fight among ourselves in /TrumpGen/. He just said he's not watching morning jew, which I just turned off too because they're a bit over the top.
>>74836910
>survive getting clipped by train
>get back up and get shot by sniper
>fall back over wall and plummet 30ft
3rd Party candidate shilling again
>>74837010
Not me
I hope this pushes him to run third party
>>74837010
Trump is even shilling for Bernie
You are dumb if you don't want the dems divided
>>74836914
>poor retards
oh yes, wez bee ver po. I'z saving up fo' new, shiny shoes.
San Marino has just about highest per captia income in world bc we all po' black chillren.
>le turd party meymey
>still watching Morning JUST
>>74836962
they actually state that? haha holy shit
>>74835063
hey dude you dropped the twitter page at some point, latest banter
>>74836867
Also the other tripfags are another OP and a very nice drawfag, they're as approved as they get.
Shit, Sanders is in SoCal?
No wonder all the businesses are closed.
>7000 people
Do they do this just to piss Trump off?
>>74837013
>Well, he's a good OP so please don't be rude to him
it was sarcasm, obviously. I'm not a "mod," I can't "ban him."
We are here and not on "lereddit" bc we sling shit here without throwing tantrums.
>>74837042
I do want them divided. I just can't stomach people talking nicely about him. I'll let you guys enjoy that. I'm gonna watch Fox and Friends.
Does the jewish turtle really not understand that he's only ahead in the polls because most retards just see him as "not Trump" and he hasn't really been attacked yet?
>that's antagonistic
LUL
>>74836997
She is still thinking she has that 13 point lead. Even Clinton Loyalists and Democratic Strategists are saying Trump can beat her like a baby seal
>>74837132
His followers are braindead. They are everywhere where I live.
Bernie endorsing the DNC chair's primary opponent is a giant fuck you to the DNC
They are going to tell Bernie to fuck off and give him nothing.
>>74837115
Ok m8 sling shit all you want just don't complain about getting shit back
>>74836738
>>74836810
Either way, we win.
He endorses, and much of his base sees him a the traitor cuck he is and vote Trump or stay home.
He doesn't endorse, much of his base votes Trump or stays home.
He runs third party, some of his base sees him as an oathbreaker and vote Trump or stay home, and this splits the Dems.
We win.
>>74836773
This. We need an alternative media. These leftists and leftists in disguise really ought to be jailed for subverting democracy.
We need a new House Committee on Unamerican Activities(under a different name, obviously), if you ask me. These people have used the media to erode democracy and rights at every turn, they are the exact same kind of people McCarthy was fighting only they are much better at hiding.
Next person to post a Pepe is Donald Trump
>>74837214
They were going to do that anyway. If its not Hillary, its Creepy Joe.
>>74835350
Can they even vote? I can't tell if they are old enough.
>>74837214
he's completely fucking up Shillary's game
and that's really good for Trump
>>74837235
All we need is for him to win more states
>>74837220
You can fling your doo doo at me all night if you want, Mr.Jew.
>>74837132
He's a Marxist ideologue, just like professors of Big Academia and their brainwashed children.
In his mind he thinks he can win or, at least, become a legend and folk hero for the cause
>>74836773
>>74837243
Honestly infiltrating at least breitbart and other online publications is probably pretty easy.
Rather odd tone today on MJ, they're all hushed and solemn, like someone died.
Those polls really fucking spooked them.
>two more months of Bernouts
>>74837026
>30ft
m8 Trump wants a 50-feet wall
>>74837132
He's practically representing "Generic Democrat" or "Generic Not Trump OR Hillary"
>>74837263
>The way his hand inches toward her nipple
>>74837263
He won't even get speech time at the convention itself if he keeps doing shit like this
The more he keeps doubling down, the more his supporters will be entrenched. At this point even if he endorsed Hillary it wouldn't be enough for his hardcore supporters and they will just not vote/3rd party.
>>74837319
>tfw when we had a whole thread with fitting poopoo peepee reaction images earlier and I saved none
>>74837340
yeah, it's like a really weird vibe on there
>>74837348
Thank god
was not expecting a ron brown namedrop this morning
was reading the gunderson report and there is an extended section about the cllintons, really spooky article about ron brown's plane crash.
>>74837220
>omplain about getting shit back
I've been quite a long time, and I'm quite accustomed to sling shit and getting it back. People see a different flag and can't grasp idea that people need to travel to make shekels.
It's become so tame it's boring, to the point where a guy has a fit bc I told him "you can't leave."
did he think I was going to find him and put a gun to his head?
>>74837340
Also Trump recently raped them on live TV
>>74837340
MJ?
>>74837365
do you this his lil joe was poking into her back after he sniffed her hair?
>>74837412
I know the feel m8 i'm public enemy number one
>>74837390
It's okay fammy, I forgive you.
Just don't do it again okay?
>>74837428
Morning Joe straya
>>74837406
He was assassinated, Clinton ordered it.
Media covered for Clinton as they always do.
>>74837331
I mean our media going back to the 50s dude. Hence the reference to McCarthy. CNN used to be pretty unbiased, respected journalists if you can imagine that. These regressives have infected every single mainstream outlet.
>>74837481
Just like Vince Foster....
>>74837466
Never.
>>74837431
Among other places huehuehue
>>74837263
It's Feely Joe, we already memed this in preparation.
>>74837359
>survive getting clipped by train
>get back up and get shot by sniper
>fall back over wall and plummet 50ft
This entire crash is weird as fuck. It came out there was a 3 minute phone call to egypt air and that he made the maneuovers he did to try to put out the fire.
Why is no one mentioning?
>>74837340
Joe secretly wants to support Trump I bet, he has said he'd do about anything for a Republican to be President again and didn't rule out being VP early on.
His criticism feels like he's afraid of Trump losing because of his ego and he can't see the bigger picture
lmao
>the Clinton campaign death match
>t-that's not very n-nice
lmao joe
>>74837243
We need to start getting people off their asses for trump if we want to really break the globalist control
>>74837026
>Only 30 ft
add a 0 to that
>>74837564
hmmmm
youre not a real America until you are covered in Jewish peepee 'n poopoo
>Mika subtly comparing Trump's populism to George Washington's
>>74837521
I'm telling ya'll for months that there is no shame in using dirty tactics against dirty enemies(not to mention traitors), and I'm always met with resistance.
Imo we should organize a yuge infiltration and just overwhelmingly push our propaganda everywhere.
>>74837633
I love it
Like clockwork, the left eats itself.
How is joe today?
Have they brought up trump's tweet about how islam treats women or is the media going to ignore it?
I missed the 1st 30 mins of Morning shill
Any summary?
>>74837608
You a bro, thanks
Jesus, did I actually make "Trumpter" tripfag leave?
Had he literally never gotten any sort of shit on this board before? If he can't handle that, how does he deal with any normal pol thread?
>>74837644
Fuck it we're building it to the fucking ionosphere
>>74837677
I didn't even watch any of it and I can tell you Joe was a massive faggot.
>>74837633
>hmm how can we consolidate Bernie's supporters behind Hillary?
>I've got it
>>74837608
>mfw pepe value just sky rocketed
>>74837608
You a bro, thanks
>>74837589
So are they trying to say it isn't a bomb now? What are the odds Obama tries to cover up that this was terrorism because he knows it would make Trump look good?
>>74837599
>Joe secretly wants to support Trump I bet
I think you're right. Trump appeals to what little manliness he has left, you can see it sometimes when they play a Trump clip or have an interview.
>>74837677
Joe is a cuck
Mika a best
same as last week
>>74837677
Shit
Is the game death already?
>>74837709
>Wall so high it serves as Space Elevator
Fund it
>>74837633
I need to see Bernout's reaction.
>>74837677
>Trump is unpresidential
>He should stop shitposting
>He should stop doing what he's doing although it's working every time
>3rd party
>>74837677
Joe said trump needs to stop tweeting and become more Presidental, Mark said lol nothing matters
They went over polls and said Bernie should run independent.
What is going on with Rowdy's hair?
>>74837599
Anyone would be afraid of Trump's ego, even I have doubted some of his tactics, and he has made legit mistakes. In an ordinary year, he'd be toast. However, the politicians have shit the bed so fantastically that an enormous opening is open to anyone who seizes it.
We know Trump can be mellow. Hell, that's probably what he's usually like. For all we know, the madman act is rather tiring and out of the ordinary for Trump himself.
>>74836866
I do. I really wonder if she was that insane to go after Trump like that or if she was put up to it by the NWO conspiracy?
I think Donald would have been fine with being given that question. But no the first question of his first debate. It was outrageous
>>74837707
thanks for destroying Trump General, negro
>>74837707
Nah, i'm still here. Getting the next thread ready.
>>74837726
IT'S BACK
>>74837707
It is 6:30 in the morning. He could have went to bed for all we know. Who cares?
Want some rare Trumps?
Wait, wait, wait.
Sorry, I've been off /pol/ for two weeks since Uni ended and I went on a trip.
How did Trump gen go from "MORNING JOE COMES ON IN 3 MINUTES!!!" to "Fuck Morning Cuck!"?
>>74837633
That's such a fucking outrageous article. They can cry all they want, Trump has had articles like that the whole election.
>>74837732
>So are they trying to say it isn't a bomb now?
Let me find you a link. I said back in Feb when the nigger blew himself out of the plane in somalia and the Serb was able to land somehow that this was a dry run.
I'd bet that's what it was, maybe with some thermite added to cause a bigger fire...
>>74837815
as soon as Cruz dropped out MJ went shill for Hillary
>>74837815
that's every morning post-primary
>>74837761
ILLEGALS CLIMB IT AND END UP FLOATING UP IN SPACE
ALIENS FIND THOUSANDS OF DEAD MEXICANS FLOATING AROUND LATER AND GET SCARED OF HUMANS
TRUMP CONFIRMED FEARED GALACTIC EMPEROR
>>74837683
you're welcome anon
>>74837815
He won and now they're scared and their bosses threatened to cut their dicks/clits off if they don't shill hard
>>74837815
Some days MJ is good
Some days they are cucks
>>74837815
joe got a personal letter from the elders of zion
I really hope everyone else is still doing this in their free time:
https://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/busted-trump-loving-comment-trolls-pose-as-sanders-and-clinton-supporters-to-divide-democrats/
Seriously, it's some of the easiest fucking bait of my life. Just shit talk random feminists on twitter and pretend to be a Bernie supporter..
>>74837774
Honestly sometimes I question his tactics and some of his legit mistakes have been the abortion shit. People still believe he wants to punish women.
He didn't want to apologize for it but eventually the heat got so bad he called Chris Christie and asked him what went wrong and Christie got his guys on it to draft statements.
He is a serial non-apologizer and sometimes he needs to let his ego go and admit he makes mistakes
>>7483760
hope normies find it as funny as we do
Putting myself in the place of a Bernie supporter, I know that I couldnt vote for Cruz, Kuksich or Jeb after supporting Trumps cause with such passion. Many of them won't support Clinton and even more the nastier she gets. Trump was always a massive underdog so he is pretty much forgiven for his all in style, and never pulled dishonest tricks against his opponents, it makes it easy for the party to coalesce around him.
NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
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>>74837633
>There's no excuse to call Hillary Clinton a cunt
Yeah, she's done nothing wrong.
>>74837815
Since he called in and started to rape Mika on live, mindbreaking Joe into effusively clapping at it.
Also there was a guy called Willie
Mmm I love this pizza
>>74837756
>exercise
>>74835350
I'd gladly trade 100k rapies for a Trump..
>>74837844
here is info on Egypt air and the phone call he made:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603127/Egypt-deploys-submarine-capable-diving-10-000ft-search-downed-EgyptAir-jet-flight-data-suggests-plane-downed-fire-toilet.html
>>74837656
Or we can lawfully trot out these infiltrators in front of Congress and have them arrested. If we use the same tactics, we just run the risk of Trump having an unstoppable media machine behind him also, which is not what we want, or at least not what I want. I just want accurate, balanced reporting. If god forbid Trump is doing something illegal or unconstitutional I WANT the media to be telling me about it, not hiding it like they did for Obama.
Also remember, had Ben Rhodes testified in front of Congress, he likely would have named many names in the Mainstream Media as his accomplices. Ben Rhodes might be the key to this whole thing later on.
GET IN HERE
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>>74837876
Trump took seriously the pro life arguement and just followed its logic. If the fetus is human than killing it is a crime, and a crime should be punished. The usual conservative position makes no sense and is just an abdication.
>>74836536
>bringing in EVEN MORE BEANERS
why would you do that? Give them NM and SoCal and purge the cancer, it's lost
>>74835063
FUCK YEAH
>>74835593
>>74835314
Brother.
Your dedication to the incremental edits of this image are a true feat of applied shitposting, true Billpoasting pioneers, my hats are off to you sir.