What is the stupidest reason someone has ever called you a racist?
>be me
>Hanging with Asian friend at cookout
>See him grab broccoli salad
>Warn him not to eat the broccoli salad b/c cheese in it
>Get called racist by sheboon saying I shouldn't assume all asians are lactose intolerant
>Know he is though
>Get called a racist.
What's with this impossible narrative where white people are constantly challenged impossibly to disprove a negative?
bumping with libtard
>>70145714
>go to college
>work part time at dorm eatery
>took me a 4 months to get job
>because college town where every place gets 50 resumes a day
>current husband, then be took 3 months to get job at upscale restaurant by checking in every other day
>black freshman asks me how long it took me to get job
>she's looking for a job and it's been a week but no calls for interview
>ask her how many places she has dropped off a resume
>fucking 3 places
>in a California college city
>tell her to widen her search and keep looking
>it took me a long time but persistence pays off
>nah it only took you so long because you're mexican
>this'd whole town is racist
>tfw I'm not Hispanic, just gave brown hair and eyes.
>family moved here from Greece
>tell her that's bullshit and there's just high competition
>full on chimps out at me
>knocks over her bag
>stolen food from the eatery spills out
>manager comes over sand asks what the problem is
>this student was caught stealing sir
>starts screaming that I'm lying, I put that stuff in her bag, we racist!
>based manager takes her to dorm office
>she loses her meal plan
>I get promoted to assistant management
>laugh about it with based manager
>>70147141
That was my one experience being called racist.
Lurking for more stories
I asked an Italian kid how to say something in Spanish.
My response to their accusation was, "I'm twelve".
>>70145714
Not me but my best friend in College...
>Know a Chinese girl who was raised in Hong Kong
>she says some words with a British accent because of British influence in HK
>One day she's going on about the "city of Cambridge"
>Friend says "Don't you mean "Cahm-Bridge"?"
>"OMIGOD HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF ME FOR BEING CHINESE, YOU RACIST?!"
>She begins to cry and runs off
>later, her friend threatens to beat the shit out of my friend for making fun of her "for being chinese"
>he points out he was actually making fun of her sometimes-british accent
>Everyone calls him a racist
>he's half jewish and 1/4 black
>he's redpilled as fuck
I was seriously called a Nazi because I was reading this book. It was almost the same deal as that janitor that got harassed for reading a book about the KKK on campus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZHnB3jyrHI
>>70145714
>What is the stupidest reason someone has ever called you a racist?
I said that Chinese people are usually hard working and industrious. My sister responded by saying "That's kinda racist" I don't even.
/pol/ likes to say scotland is an SJW hellhole but I've yet to be called out on all the racist shit I say in public
feels good man
Beacuse I called black guy a "black monkey".
I'm not even racist, it was during football match.
>>70145714
I got called a coon for not supporting Bernie
I was browsing 4chan and I was called a racist by my brother.
I was browsing /diy/
>grew up in South Boston
>neighborhood is filled with Vietnamese and niggers
>end up hanging out with the Vietnamese because they always fed me
>learn to actually speak very little Vietnamese
>turn 11
>move in with dad
>stationed in South Mississippi
>new school
>no friends
>I'm not the only one though
>there is another new kid
>he's Vietnamese
>can actually speak English perfectly but his accent is so thick nobody can understand him
>befriend him
>I speak that Vietnamese (kind of) so he always follows me everywhere
>teacher trying to pronounce his name
>absolutely mutilates the pronunciation
>pronounce it correctly for her
>this is when my friend tells me his Christian name is 'Michael'
>tell the teacher to just call him Michael
>"That's racist calling him something easier to pronounce"
>try explaining to the teacher
>get sent to the principal's office on my first day for racism
Pic unrelated. It's for you OP
>>70149175
Nice one, nigger mountain.
>>70145714
A couple friends and I were walking along the beach once talking about, god knows what.
I mention that I thought Arsenio Hall in Coming to America and Wesley Snipes in Blade looked alike (I think I was trying to remember hall when I said snipes).
My friend follows with the whole "wtf anon what cause we all look alike?" cliche just as a pack was rounding the corner and they thought he was being serious.
One guttertrash immediately grabbed my shirt and pushed me up against the wall saying "what the fuck you sayin white ass racist nigga?" (??).
Push him off me, start tellin him off as my buddy intervenes and says we were just jokin around.
Shirtless short-pants nigger just doing the back and forth walk staring me down with my friend is in between us and my other friend is just off to the side.
His rage meter cooled down and latonya's high pitched squawks got through to him, so they slowly back away with their inaudible comments.
When they're about 30 yrs away I shout "CEE YA NIGGERS". That hard R. We dip before the the silverbacks attack and laugh it up later.
got fired from my job at Salvos.
We are supposed to be a bit picky with donations that we accept and I often get somewhat told off for not being picky enough and accepting too much not too good stuff. also told to be more assertive with refusing donations.
anyways fast forward to last week and an Indian family tried to donate a bunch of clothes. like a carload. shit stank like fucking Indian B.O like they hadnt even had the decency to wash the clothes beforehand.
I knew the clothes were going to get trashed straight away so I refused to accept the clothes because i knew the smell would infect everything else we had.
I told them i couldnt accept it because it didn't seem to be in an acceptable condition, freshly washed and had a smell. they kept insisting that it was clean and nothing wrong with it (fucking bs, everyone says their donations are pretty much brand new bit most of the time it's in shit condition)
anyways I got fired because they apprently reported me for being racist because I said the clothes had a smell (it fucking did and no one would want to buy that shit)
>used to post from time to time on conspiracy forum.
>Say when asked that I prefer my own ethnic group over others to hang out with and that I want my grandchildren to look like my grandparents
>>70145714
I told them I didn't like somalians. I am now the hater of all races it seems to my colleagues. I don't mind tho. They only put me on all white teams, so I guess it worked out. I have loads of valuable papers that very few have in my firm, so if they decided to fire me because of "rayciss remarks", my firm would hurt from the loss of expertise. I love it, I can pretty much say and do whatever I want without consequences.
>>70145714
>neighbors are Nigerian
>lived in the neighborhood almost as long as my family, moved next door two years after my parents did
>I've been around them for most of my life, had a friendly relationship, we help each other do things
>they had one of their grandparents come over from Nigeria
>I meet her
>couple of days later I get a cold
>casually say that I might have gotten sick from the grandmother
>they all scream and cry racism
>my mother is the PTA president for my local district, this is in NY so it's kind of a big deal
>the mother barges in to one of the meetings and starts berating my mom and calling my family racist
>this is coming from someone that we spent almost two decades with
Absolutely floored me. I was talking about how people from other continents might carry germs that I'm not used to and would get me sick, it had nothing to do with race.
And the Nigerian family used to take me to these big Nigerian meetings where all the Nigerians across the country would go to to meet up. Literally 3000 black people, a handful of coalburning wives, and me, my brother, and my mother. They inducted me into the Edo tribe and gave me a certificate and everything and the prince was hitting on my mom.
And they had the nerve to call us racist. She used to have me and me friend come over to help her move shit or whatever shit she needed help with because her husband was a nerd weakling. I don't even talk to them anymore.
Fuck niggers man.
>>70145714
Some black bitch spit on me for no reason during recess in the 4th grade. When I told the recess aide what she had done, the girl lied and said that I had called her a nigger in order to evade punishment. I was sent the principal's office and suspended, forever branded a racist by the Jewish principal. Pic related.
Heading out for a bit. Bumping before I go hoping for more to read.
>>70153102
>>70151162
oh dear, oh deary dear, this one's gone native
>>70145714
>Be me.
>Get car jacked by niggers about 8 years ago.
>They are arrested and charged.
>Months later I'm at a friends house.
>Guy I went to school with turns up.
>Find out he knows the guys who car jacked me.
>"Dude that was pretty racist getting those guys arrested and charged.
>"They bashed me, took off in my car.........Are you trying to tell me I should have done nothing?
>They Dindu Nuffin.
I just laughed at the guy and told him to fuck off.
Anyway years later those same guys he was sticking up for wound up beating and robbing him and he had to leave the city.
>>70151234
you got fired from a voluntary job?
did you even ask them for proof?
bump
Sorry nothing to contribute but I've never been called raycis. I'm Latino and spend most of my time around other latinos (most latinos don't like blacks so you can get away with saying a few things). Around liberals and blacks I don't reveal my power level.
>>70155947
>dubs in id
Ayy lmao. Also if I ever said I supported Trump I'd be lynched.
>>70145714
>What is the stupidest reason someone has ever called you a racist?
I said "I really wish the Dutch, British, Belgians etc. just slaughtered all niggers in Africa instead of enslaving and trying to educate them".
>>70156285
ffucks sake, some people, what the fuck is wrong with that?
>>70156285
Anon did nothing wrong
>>70155042
>I just laughed at the guy and told him to fuck off.
The only correct response
>>70145714
You only get called racist when you half ass itif you start dropping nbombs and talking about jew conspiracy they back off.
>Be kid
>Riding in friend's mom's car
>See fat black guy sitting at bus stop
>Drive by
>Yell "you're fat, black, and sitting at a bus stop"
>gets up and make futile attempt to chase the car while yelling at me for my racist ass to come back and fight him
>Fat black man wants to fight a fucking 12 year old kid for merely telling the truth
>>70158918
I chuckled
>>70145714
Called an Asian "My Asian friend" and got shoved by some cuck white guilt faggot. Chink got pissed and said "What if I called you a nigger!?" I said "soooo, I'm not black and you are an asian. How is the racist?"
>>70149358
Are you black?
>>70150845
The naative name Crna Gora litterally means Black Mountain
![1_15_35[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PU81mPT.jpg "1_15_35[1].jpg")
>What is the stupidest reason someone has ever called you a racist?
For having a gun.
I was loading groceries into my car, and a woman passing by saw a target rifle in my car.
She lost her shit, started freaking out about how guns were racist tools of oppression and was going to go out and murder people and I was going to a klan rally.
She's apparently some sort of professional political crybaby, and the police know her by name.
Best part. The gun actually belongs to my niece. Who is 9 years old. Pic related. It's a mossberg plinkster .22LR .
Apparently stating abos are less intelligent makes me a racist
>>70161865
over the wall she goes
Holy shit my thread is still alive. Didn't expect that.
>>70145714
>work as a bouncer in San Fagcisco
>periodically have black and mexican pickpockets try and hit the joint
>spot em easily, give em the fisheye, follow em around watching em
>get called racist for doing my job
>periodically asians and curryniggers get overly drunk, have to be walked out
>get called racists just for doing my job
>dont take foreign id's cause the law and stuff
>get called racist for not taken a paper egyptian or burmese or whatever the fuck license with the picture taped to it
>call a woman hon or sweetheart in friendly convo
>some other ugly broad I am not chatting up gets mad about sexism and has to roll her fugyl dyke eyes at me and make a shitty yelp review
>girl I was chatting with was totally fine with it, but then again she was cute and used to men being friendly to her
Tough shit.
>>70145714
I was told I was a racist once for using the word 'oriental.'
Now the funny part is this was at work. My best friend there was a Hmong guy, an orphan who had a real tough life but kept his sense of humor and made a lot of jokes, some of them racist. And the rather overfed upper-class or at least upper-class-wannabe white chick that called me a racist wound up calling him a racist too when he defended me, then totally chimping out and throwing a vase at his head.
That was back in the 90s and they called security on her, we never saw her again, I bet today the two non-white males would have been ejected instead.
>>70148347
That's some fucking commie shit.
The administration should be hanged like niggers.
>>70145714
>On /pol/
>Ranting about subhumans
>Wondering why people call you racist
>>70145714
Should have told the sheboon to fuck off.
>>70163985
I should have. I probably would now. I never started out racist. Interactions with niggers over a lifetime has made me a closet racist.
Said I supported UKIP and my 30 year old Socialist teacher at my old college called me a racist right away.
Back then I didn't realise what a faux pas it was to support any Right-wing ideology since I had never been exposed to loony lefties before and naturally saw nothing wrong with simply holding an opinion.
Also got called a sexist by one of my female friends for questioning why Feminism seemed to inherently favour women's issues despite the fact that every feminist claims they are for all kinds of equality.
>>70163424
Commiefornia here, my professor said that it was not "politically correct" to use the word gypsies.
Called a black kid a pathetic waste of carbon that should have been a stain on his mother's sheets. Was told that was racist.
>>70165984
You should read "Don't Make the Black Kids Angry", it's quite honest.
>>70165132
No one has commented on how epic this gif is. I feel sad.
>>70165660
Oh yea that happened to me as well.
>>70145714
HOL UP my girlfriend is Hungarian but she's lactose intolerant. Does that mean she's got rice nigger genes in her?
>>70145714
>not just doubling down and saying "don't be such a nigger"
>>70165132
best gif ever
>>70165132
That gif
>out with a few friends
>chilling outside friend's house
>we all live in a fairly white neighborhood
>a black family is walking by on the other side of the road
>say to my friends 'lol what a bunch of fuckin niggers'
>friends are instantly revolted and call me racist
Fucking liberals man, what the hell?
>>70168673
>>70148347
fucking tnb stupid fucking niggers need to die they all need to fucking die stop educating them just throw them into the streets naked or otherwise and just shoot them all.
>Have a good Viet friend I've known since childhood
>One day he comes back to town to visit family, decides to come over to hang out
>Make him some pho because they love that shit and its easy as fuck to make
>Roommate sees me making it, bitches at me for "culturally appropriating" an ethnic dish
>Friend arrives, we enjoy the nice meal, roommate gets nothing and stares at us in anger
>Becomes passive aggressive at me ever since and goes out of his way to make life as frustrating as possible
I fucking hate this guy
>>70170594
So... do the same. It's not revenge... just a reckoning. You shouldn't have to constantly suffer the abuse of some asshat.
>>70171504
You ever see a teenager throw a tantrum when they don't get their way? Now imagine that with a fully grown man who's nearly thirty. That's what happens whenever I respond to his shit. At this point I'm just getting ready to move out to a new apartment and dumping his ass. I hope he enjoys paying that full rent with his shitty job.
>>70145714
So lactose intolerance is a stereotype of Asians? First time I heard that one.
Anyways most of the people called racist in this thread was because of stereotypes, not racism. People are retarded, but then again this is a thread where anons share the stupidest reason why they were called racist.
I said niggers aren't human.
>>70172770
East Asians are genetically predisposed to lactose intolerance which is why cheese and milk aren't too big in their cultures. It's not even a stereotype, it's just a fact of life.
>>70172438
Ever heard of caltrops? Drop a few behind his car tires. Take a welding class in your spare time and make your own. If he needs a ride... tell him to fuck off.
>>70147141
Noice
>>70145714
>Be in college
>Get 4 people together for a pool game
>One of them is black
>Decide to play 1-ball, where you pick one ball to protect and try to hit in everyone else's
>Other kid breaks
>Doesn't get shit
>My turn
>Clear shot at the 8-ball, the easiest one on the table
>Black kid perks up
>Start aiming for it
>"Nahhhh man, don't be racist"
>Cock my eyebrow at him
>Hit the 8-ball in
>Black kid throws a tantrum, throws his pool stick and walks away from the table mumbling things under his breath
>Everyone within earshot stares
>Moment passes
>Continue playing our game
They flip out over the dumbest shit
>senior year of high school
>cool immigrant kid from El Salvador moves in
>doesn't know a few select words in English
>every time he doesn't know a word we tell him it's a enchilada
>he's chill so he goes along with it throwing back his own banter
>later that year my sister comes back from San Francisco after completing her sociology degree
>didn't believe the 4chan memes about liberals so I decide to test it
>she calls me a racist unironically with all the force of a liberal meme
>ohshitactualmememagic.exe
>I explain how the immigrant liked the joke so much he used it on his father
>still racist
>Sister goes on and I end up leaving
>Later as I walk past her she explains how enchiladas aren't even Salvadorian cuisune, but mexican
>what.jpg
>Now my sister thinks I'm an actual racist
Thanks pol
>>70172954
Learn something new every day I guess.
>>70174016
Black kid chose the 8 ball... go figure.
Went to a southern SEC school, the students are pretty conservative but the school is liberal AF
>Professor talking about MLK and how he was a god and blah blah bullshit, the usual "America should be ashamed, the south should be ashamed"
>Whisper to black friend "MLK, Americas trouble maker"
>Black friend starts laughing
>libtard professor looks at me and friend and asks my black friend, jabril (nig name AF I know but he is redpilled AF), what I said.
>Says it was about Nick Saban being a terrible coach (probably know what school I go to now)
>this fucking blue haired bitch looks at my professor straight in the eye and screams about how I called MLK a Nigger
>Whole lecture stops
>just take a deep breath, tell him what I actually said
>Professor is literally crying RN
>tells me to go outside the lecture right now
>Black friend says it was a joke and it wasnt serious at all
>Teacher says we dont tolerate Racism here
>Black friend says that he knows Im not a racist or he would be friends with me
>Still takes me out, Talk to assistant Dean of students
>I just get a citation and Lost fraternity activity for like 2 weeks, lol I still lived there so it made virtually no difference
>Jabril and I in same fraternity and laugh it off.
>>70175380
So glad my fraternity didn't have niggers at our chapter.
>>70145714
I refused to stop working and break the store rules so that a black customer could effectively jump queue.
a classic from /fit/ of all places
>>70145714
Will they claim right to the oil reserves?
>>70175733
jabril was the only one in it, he is practically white. He comes to the carolina cup more preppy than us, and he is voting for trump. He is the Ideal black guy. P.S what were you in? for me im a delt, theta nu
>>70172770
>>70172954
Basically correct. Pic related.
Lactose intolerance is actually 'normal' for human adults. There's a specific mutation that allows us to keep the ability to digest milk even as adults. It appears to have developed recently, and independently, in 4 different spots - visible as red on this map - in conjunction with domestication of dairy animals.
Outside of the red areas it's not normal to see raw milk as a grocery. Instead you get cheese or yoghurt.
>>70175380
This is you and Jabril after the incident:
>"oh Jabril pound my lily cuck boi ass!"
>"we're so edgy we can be gay and racist and in the same frat!!"
Thanks for sharing tho.
Made a joke about jews and 911 and my ex girlfriend who is part black said it was racist. She also said that all Japanese girls look the same.
>>70145714
>be mature student
>classmates are 4/5 years younger than me
>sitting in computer lab one afternoon with a couple of them
>refer to another student sitting at the far end of the lab as "black" in a perfectly non-judgmental context
"THAT'S RACIST, ANON"
Pissed, I spend the next 20 minutes discussing how society would view Hitler if the allies lost WW2. By graduation 3 years later, both admitted their time at university had 'made' them 'racist' (they weren't racist, they just got fed up with black students being noisy all the time in the library)
>>70176583
Kappa Sigma
bamp
>>70145714
>Talking to asian friend at work.
>He's trashing South indians as being lazy and low class.
>I ask him what evidence he has to be able to say that.
>He says that all the north indians have told him so.
>I tell him that they're just being racist.
>He replies that they're not racist, because they live near the southerners and know what they're like.
>I explain to him that just because one ethnic group believes that another is garbage doesn't necessarily make it true and if anything, being close to the other ethnic group probably makes them more likely to be irrationally racist about it.
>You know, like how you're Vietnamese and some japanese and chinese people believe that people in vietnam are inferior peasants just for being born there.
>Um... er...
>DAT'S RACIST
>HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT ABOUT SOMEONE'S PEOPLE
>UR WHITE
>U CANT SAY THAT
>I REPORT U BOO HEU HEU
Luckily I had the common sense to threaten to report him back for making racist comments about indians (one of our bosses was indian), but that redpilled me REAL quick about how leftist ideology and rational debate pan out for white people in the real world.
>>70178975
That's weird
I wonder why North Indians trash South Indians as lazy and low class.
Most of them economically migrate to South India in search of jobs and occupation
>>70176445
I don't know why you say it like that, since /fit/ has a pretty high /pol/ crossover, so they are usually pretty fun.
The author should be euthanized, though. It wasn't even humorous, since it read like it was written by a third grader.
>>70179380
maybe you would have liked it if it were written on a leaf attached to the stomach of a muslim via maple syrup while you suck his cock you canoe riding faggot
>>70166369
>No one has commented on how epic this gif is
because AOL was still in common use when that gif was created.
>>70178975
>>70179277
Not a poo in loo but this is kinda relevant. I went to school with an Indian chick that was disgusted American restrooms didn't have a bidet. The difference btw an upper and lower class Indian is night and day. Their wealthy know how to do it right. Some live in their own skyscrapers. A lower class one will chase a laser pointer like a cat.
Case in point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF9HTVrOzQQ
>>70165660
spending 30 seconds around gypsies is what redpilled me.
>>70179890
My sides went into orbit when he tried to eat it lol.
The only other video I've seen of a grown human trying to catch a laser pointer was some druged up meth head.
>>70179277
No idea, none of them were Sikh either, so there wasn't the religious angle either.
Mind you we had four Indians total and one of the southerners was a lazy fuckwit who came from a rich family and thought he was too good for everyone and the job, so the northerners might just have been overcompensating.
>>70179890
He kinda looks like an opium addict
>>70145714
I called someone a shill
They called me a nazi.
>>70145714
>be white
>go to store for beer with white friend
>cashier is black
>Friend chooses budweiser
>I say:"comon anon be a real white man buy some blue ribbon"
>black guy looks at me aggresively
>white friend is getting whiter then he is
>when we come out:"gee anon your so racists"
Since them he thinks I'm a racist and since I showed him my powerlevel on gender issues he thinks I'm a muhsoggyknee's
What a fucking dissapointment. Quebec nationalists are fucking shit tier
>>70180612
It wouldn't be the religious angle anyway because Sikhs and Hindus don't really have any religious animosity
All the Indians that come from rich families tend to be stuck up lazy faggots and the ones that come from poor families are unhygienic but they work hard I guess so that's a plus point
>>70153102
Similar story, called a black girl stupid and she claims i called her a nigger. Suspended, wouldn't even consider my side of the story
>>70147141
Beautiful.
>>70167249
Probably just Steppe. Steppe below human, that is
>>70175380
>things_that_never_happened.jpg
>>70181950
Haven't been in college since 2006. Masters degree. Completely believable. You clearly have never experienced higher education or its environment. Though maybe you have and left it brainwashed.
>>70145714
>be at work in high school
>all other coworkers are black
>all extremely racist
>I do something completely insignificant
>"you be a raciss cracka an shit, damn"
Every god damn day. Of course one day I actually told one of them to shut her nigger-dick sucking mouth. Ironically they didn't call me racist after that.
Have one from my sister:
>She was working at Old Navy (protip: don't worm at Old Navy)
>Watching the changing rooms, has to count the number of items people are bringing in
>White parent and kid come in with two items
>Easily seen and counted visually
>Big black woman comes in with twenty or thirty items so she has to count them by hand to be accurate
>Woman complains to manager that my sister is racist because she count her clothes but not the white woman
>Manager gives the woman a gift card to shut her up, but essentially saying my sister is a racist
Even if she's not racist, she readily admitted that most of the shoplifters were black or hispanic and had no shame in it. She bluntly asked one once if she was going to pay for the clothes she was stuffing in her purse and the woman proudly told her "No."
Countless times this has happened to me and many others in my mostly white area:
>trying to describe somebody who did thing
>i say "that mexican/black guy over there did thing"
>"ANON! that's racist!"
>"no it's not, that's the easiest way to describe him"
>followed either by an "oh ok ya i guess you're right" or a "well you shouldn't say that anyway"
>if it's the latter i try to interact with them as little as possible from there on out
>>70145714
I was once called racist for saying that a lot of small business in Mexico don't have fixed prices.
>>70148347
That video
>Literally a stormfront neo-nazi skinhead
>living in an 80% Black city
>Carry a book of nigger jokes around half the time
>Not a single person has ever called me racist
I just don't get it.
They all seem to laugh it off or think I'm joking.
Even my girlfriend doesn't think I'm serious.
>>70167249
Us hungarians have about 3% mongol DNA in us. It's roughly the same amount of Neanderthal that the Irish have. There's nothing wrong with it.
In 9th grade English, we were learning a little about Anne Frank and the alleged holocaust.
The teacher made me and another blonde haired blue eyed kid stand up and said
>"See these two, this is what Hitler thought the master race was and wanted to removed anyone who wasn't like them"
While everyone was staring at us, a negress looked at me and said
>"I bet you ARE a nazi"
>in grad school
>the Mike Brown shit is going down
>I opine that cops in general should be more cautious around blacks because they commit more crime
>leftists get mad and tell me that blacks commit more crime because they are disproportionately poor
>I agree that that is true
>most of them get very confused
>"But anon, how can you believe both of those things? It isn't logically consistent. You have cognitive dissonance."
>tell them that impoverished blacks are still responsible for their actions
>referred to as a racist for the next twenty minutes while half of the other grad students say we should drop the conversation to avoid contention and the other half say I should be reported to some diversity department
A few days later
>talking to some of the more moderate students
>one asks if I'm really racist
>tell them I have nothing against blacks, but the Jews are bad news
>most of the students laugh because they think its a joke, a couple are worried it isn't
>wear my yamulke to school that Friday just to throw everyone off
>>70183041
I'm 6'4" and well built thanks to hours at the gym. Wouldn't try this though. Niggers fight in packs like animals. You are clearly lying and I lived in Atlanta for a year.
>>70165132
>Interactions with niggers over a lifetime has made me a closet racist.
Yep
>>70183549
5'10 and dadbod here.
Not a single lie.
>>70183683
Ever been to Baltimore or Atlanta? Niggers are far more brazen in a nigger environment. All just pack animals when you get down to it. The blacker the population the larger the pack. I must be a pussy because I got stomped by 4 niggers after one stabbed me.
>>70151744
Poor Sven
>>70183968
Naw.
Only dealt with them in Texas and Western Louisiana.
Are gulf coast nigs just more relaxed than deep south apes?
They fight a lot but it's usually one on one and more spread out than what I see in most worldstar videos.
I wasn't called racist, but I remember this happening in Grade 10 to another kid:
>in drama class
>beginning of the year, when we do ice-breakers
>people ask each other about a cool movie they saw recently
>one kid says American History X
>black kid blurts out, "Hey, that's a racist movie," while looking at him with an angry face
>I had also seen that movie, but I knew it was anything but racist
>I was smart enough to keep my mouth shut
>>70184172
Idk, maybe. Look at all the niggers in the news lately. One on CNN claimed Trump said "Make America White Again" another on youtube claimed he would pay to send al blacks back to Africa. He never said either of those things. Their only news source is other stupid niggers.
>>70184462
Can confirm
Had a fight with a nigger friend on facebook who said that he'd block me after I came out as a trump supporter
When I asked him why, he said that its because "Trump wants to send all blacks back to africa"
When I asked him for a source he just sent me a screenshot of a tweet made by another nigger
Even after I explained that Trump isn't going to do anything like that, he's still remained hostile
>>70165132
>that gif
Holy shit
>>70174151
Fuck your stupid cunt sister.
>Be me
>6 Years ago
>Living in the shithole "Multicultural" Place known as Toronto
>Just got a job
>Some fucking Paki thinks I'm a kike
>Keep telling him I'm not and to fuck off
>Fourth day of job
>He calls me a Jew again
>Tired of this shit
>Pull out a twenty from my wallet (2$ American)
>Rip it in half (This is when we still had paper money)
>"See? I'm not Jewish"
>He starts calling me a racist
>Manager asks what happened
>Paki tells him
>Get fired, find out the manager is Jewish
Fucking Jews and Paki's.
>>70145714
I once made the mistake of joking about not being able to see a darker skinned fellow in an alleyway with poor lighting.
>>70185083
>Pull out a twenty from my wallet (2$ American)
If you've ever read an actual book and seen the difference in canacuck vs American price you would know you're full of shit.
>I get your being funny but retards will believe you. Stop picking on the special kids.
>>70183411
It's a good thing this never happened to me.
I would have said something stupid like:
>And he was right, we are the master race.
Teachers knew better than to let me speak in class.
>>70147141
>tfw greek and hispanic
masterrace
>be me, white male
>pull out dick
>get accused of black cultural appropriation
>>70185274
This is a legitimate concern.
I have almost run over stupid niggers walking in the street at night wearing solid fucking black, even in places with no nearby street lamps.
Fucking retards always piss me off so bad I end up regretting not running them the fuck over.
>>70176619
And you can actually trigger the lactose intolerance by not consuming milk for long periods of time.
>>70185516
>Be black male
>See some white guy pull out his dick
>Shout out to him: "HEY, BLACK PEOPLE HAD DICKS FIRST"
>White guy looks confused
>talking about Islam
>express opinion on radical Muslims and Sharia law
>racisttttttt
>Islam
>a race
>>70145714
I said i supported donald trump
>>70185425
So you're 50% poor and 50% poor? You haven't mastered economics have you?
>>70145714
I am a blonde white male. People call me racist for being born.
>>70183411
What the fuck
>>70145714
>be in biochem class
>during break, my friend and i talked
>tell her black guys are not my type
>also tell her that my parents don't want me to marry outside my religion
>poo in loo behind me tells me that it's racist
also
>same biochem class
>saw a korean-egyptian mixed girl
>tell my friend she looks exotic
>another fucking poo in loo behind me tells me that it's racist
What does this have to do with politics
>>70183411
That's fucked up
>>70145714
>in austin with indian gf
>don't like chocolate
>buy woman some chocolates
>asks me to try new ones to see if I might like
>try some white chocolate
>tastes bretty good actually
>"oh I like it. it must be because it's white" I absentmindedly say because I've never had white chocolate before
>gf tilts head and gives condescending look
communist feminist sjw tumblr user tier ex gf 2bh redpilled me the next day when she broke up with me for being '''awful''' and conveniently was meeting up with her ex again
>>70178975
>Tell someone what a group of people who are not me think about them.
>YOU RAYSIS
>>70186733
>being a gay leaf
>>70145714
Nist kinds of cheese have a negligible amount of lactose. Even lactose intolerant people can eat loads of it.
>>70145714
I dont, cuz i live in a normal country with all white folk.
>>70145714
The Dalai Lama is a cunt worshipper, I don't care about his ideas on genocides.
>>70148347
wow read what else happened to the poor guy, they smeared him in the wall street journal. The writer's last name is rabinowitz. oy vey.http://www.thefire.org/pdfs/5a6cb9578b94b1fc21b2a866174b080a.pdf?PHPSESSID=54f6847befdc65f725ac31aad98eb6cd
>show support for trump
>get called racist
Life is hard /pol/.
>be waiting in line behind 2 people who were cashing in tickets for like 5 minutes
>my turn to go up and pay for my gas
>indian or paki bitch walks in fast and in a hurry and tries to shoulder past to the counter
>tell her the back of the line is over there
>get called both ignorant and racist
>spit on her car's door handle on the way out
>>70187723
>>spit on her car's door handle on the way out
you're a faggot 2bh man up next time
>>70156832
This
They'll stop after that.
>>70163355
This is off of 6th isnt it.
Keep doing god's work.
>>70145714
Got a friend from Colombia
He has called me racist on multiple occasions when I wasn't even actually being a racist (because sometimes I actually am being a racist)
>late night skype call with him
>he lifts a glass of brown liquid to his mouth
>say "what is that? coke?"
>he hangs up and refuses to talk to me for the rest of the day
>talking about foods
>he says he likes something that I hate
>say something along the lines of "I bet you like cilantro too"
>calls me a racist because he's latino even though I explained that I said it because it tastes terrible
>in jrotc class in highschool
>white colonel, black sergeant
>watching video on black oppression in early 1900s
>raise hand and ask why we're watching this, say it's irrelevant and pointless
>get sent to colonels office
>>70187833
It was one of those positions where even just sticking up for my spot in the line brought on an accusation of racism. If i would have even called her a cunt i have absolutely no doubt i would have been taken away in handcuffs after she called the cops and lyingly said i called her a stinky indian and threatened her.
You gotta handle narcissists carefully. Especially the observationally physically weak ones who can feign fear and cry on command.
>>70188261
Harker Heights?
>>70188392
oasis
>>70180871
Isn't Quebec a Muslim-infested hellhole now?
>>70186982
Gender and racial politics exist cuckold
>>70185083
>Pull out a twenty from my wallet
>Canadian twenty
Canadian dollars can't rip you fucking kike
>work in a grocery store in a shitty part of town while being white
Works every time
>>70187641
It is though in a college town.
I'm black and native American. I look Hawaiian or Asian, it's weird. I love making white people uncomfortable by saying really racist shit about everyone who crosses my field of vision. No one ever knows whether to call me out on it because they're scared I'll call them racist for asking about my ethnicity. It's fucking hilarious and my favorite way to torture white liberals and SJW commies.
>>70188809
>cuckold
Excuse me, sir, but don't you mean "niggerfaggot"?
>>70155042
Please can ntact that guy and laugh in his face. Then ask him "still think I'm racist, you little bitch?" Please do this.
>>70188261
Are you suggesting a nigger commands. Africa is my counter argument.
>>70189164
I did. Faggot certainly explains the AIDS rates. Clearly all niggers are faggots. Maybe dat disease be raysis tho.
>>70148347
me too
you are not supposed to actually study shit in college, just spout pre-made pre-thought liberal discourse
Plenty of race jokes, most of them spoken to the person of the race in question. Haven't been called a racist yet.
Sit with three Asian kids when we're told to group up for an assignment.
>Viet: "Aw, I thought this assignment was for points."
>Me: "Me too! Why do you think I'm sitting with y'all?"
Made a couple full blood injuns laugh out loud.
>"What do you call a white guy from Oklahoma? A Cherokee."
Sometimes, it's not even a joke. My sister-in-law, a black teenager, spilled something in my car and I just let loose with "NIGGA!"
>>70145714
>be at work
>joking with filipino friend
>he says I'm fat
>says I need to lay off the perogies and vodka
>I tell him I'm going to send him back to the phillipines the same way he got here
>3rd class airmail
>he starts laughing his ass off
>new black girl walks by as we were saying this stuff
>go to work the next day
>manager looks at me and says "what did you say to her?!"
>I didn't say anything to her
>she said you said something racist!
>What? Oh. Not to her! It was said to anon! I may say some dumb stuff, but I'm not that stupid or an a-hole like that
>manager laughs
>I laugh
>crisis averted
Now the black girl and I get along really well at work.
>>70187518
He approves of self defense, so he's ok in my book
>>70189590
Are you fucking the ape?
>>70189590
My dad had a cool as shit pinoy coworker. They can take a joke.
>"My dog pissed on my carpet again. So I ate him."
>>70184172
MS Gulf Coast here. They aren't any better here.
>>70148347
Wow. After reading up on how this guy was treated, I only have one way that I can react.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>70189590
>>70189773
Chinese restaurant I go to always jokes about 'No more than 10% dog meat in our food!'
They're pretty funny desu and make some damn good food.
How come chinese people can come here with very little knowledge, poor English and start up a successful buisness whereas niggers have been here for hundreds of years and are all on welfare?
????
>>70189719
Nah. Already have someone else on the side right now. She's alright, I wouldn't not tap that ass. But I tend to go for the BPA, or Best Pussy Available.
>>70189773
I didn't even come up with that joke. It was another fili that told me it. He was talking about how he and his family were visiting the Philippines for christmas. I if he was flying first class. He just laughed and said "1st class? Ha! more like 3rd class airmail! Give me a box and a jar! How do you think we got here?"
>>70188359
nah fuck you man what you did was dishonorable it's like the liberals who spit in your food when you mistreat them at the drive thru. just a disgrace you should be ashamed for sinking so low you just look like a beta faggot
>>70189773
my pinoy friend did that at a girl's house in high school. He picked up her dog and said "I ate your fucking cousin last week"
>>70190191
>How come chinese people can come here with very little knowledge, poor English and start up a successful buisness whereas niggers have been here for hundreds of years and are all on welfare?
Lazy, shitty, single mothers abusing the welfare system desu senpai.
>be 16 year old black girl
>get knocked up
>get welfare for both herself and the kid
>get paid to sit on ass all day and do nothing
>once the kid hits the age of 6, her welfare gets cut off
>go out and get knocked up again, pop out a DeShay before DeQuan has his 6th birthday
>can still claim welfare due to having infant
>rinse and repeat
And people wonder where black youths get their shitty attitudes from. Couple it up with rap music and the lifestyle behind that shit, and you have one fucking bad culture.
>>70189526
Plus, at various times, I've heard my wife refer to friends, family, strangers, and pets as nigga, nigger, niglet, nyucka, negro, and nig. She's also introduced me to the concepts of nigga time, nigga pie, nigga fries (that is, french fries with a light dusting of Lawry's Seasoned salt), niggadom, and nigga rich. She's also said the most racist string of words I've ever heard in person, when referring to a black news commentator on NBC: "STUPID FUCKING PORCH MONKEY NIGGER!"
>>70189691
He's not in mine.
>talking about attractive women
>someone mentions negresses
>say black women are the least attractive, partially because so many of them are massively overweight
>das racist
>even though it's easily proved that black women tend to be incredibly obese
yeah it's a pretty boring story
>>70182260
calling bullshit as well
>>70145714
Asians lactose intolerant. That's the first time I've heard this stereotype.
>>70173426
gimme the full pic please
i see a boobs and i want it
I called out some Mexicans being trashy at work.
I am apparently "too white" and cant comment on Mexicans anymore.
>>70174151
Kill her
>>70145714
Growing up one of my best friends was an Iraqi kid, family were expats from the Sadaam days, and i always played basketball and talked with him, he was one of the smartest people i know and still is. My first friend in high school was a Jordanian kid because nobody else wanted to spend time with 0/10 loser NEET.
>say I support Trump
>"you want to genocide muslims anon!"
(implying "muslim" is genetic top kek)
>>70190672
You've never heard "porch monkey" before?
That one's a standard in my region along with Yard Ape.
>>70176619
>tfw my Finnish friend is lactose intolerant
Well I guess what they say about the finns is true
>>70188858
the new un-ripable ones didnt come into effect until like 6 years ago so theres a good chance that there were still old 20's floating around
>>70191253
No, that one I'd heard before. I was just shocked to hear her yell it at our TV during the morning news.
>>70190672
Why do they do the porch thing though. I swear they are out morning til night all day every day.
>>70191224
you should have responded with, "No I want to holocaust all the muslims. There is a difference."
>>70191253
>You've never heard "porch monkey" before?
my grandmother's not a racist!
though, come to think of it, she did once refer to a broken bottle as a "nigger knife".
>do volunteer charity work in a majority white neighborhood
>majority of clients are Mexican
>volunteers are white and only speak English
>many clients only speak Spanish
>charity gets called racist for not having volunteers who speak Spanish
>charity asks the Mexicans to help out and volunteer
>charity gets called racist again
> Going to nice college
> Asian btw
> Just studying in library cause finals
> gotta keep up gpa for scholarship cuz poor as fuck
> out of nowhere crazy apes appear
> noisy ass mofos
> tell them to "shhh trying to study plz"
> head ape appears, shouts rants about how ape no have equality and other shit
> gets called racist cause trying to opress them
> pretty annoyed but dont want to cause scene and end up being branded on world news so i stay quiet
I swear most people who protest about bullshit dont have a job or just cunts.
>>70145714
a venezuelan once told me panamanians are "really racist" (we are xenophobic, not racist)
but these fuckers come in droves to our cunt, and actually call us monkeys, etc. we deported some bitch last month because of it
the balls in some, i tell ya
>>70165132
>Hurr that gif durr
No really, that gif though
>>70145714
All the times I've been called racist or worse, I don't really hold it against the other person. Because I kind of was being racist.
>Be me
>Have a PA in my car
>It's dusk
>Come up on two idiots walking in the middle of the road
>Get on PA and say "GET OUT OF THE ROAD..."
>1-2 second pause as I get closer and see that one of them is black while they jump out of the road
>"...NIGGER"
>Window was down.
>Racist was in some of the shit that he was yelling at me
>30 seconds later, I can still see him in my rear view mirror flipping me off, jumping around, throwing punches, etc...
That being said, I do have a very good race card of my own if I ever do get called racist for a bullshit reason. I have some mixed race cousins who are darker than our jackass president. I need to start carrying pictures of them, just so I can take them out and start ripping into the other person about how they're insulting me and my family and how offensive it is that they'd ever think that I'd hate my own family. In the end, it's true that I do feel that blood is thicker than water, but I really don't give a fuck if some moron calls me racist. I just think it's fun fucking with people.
I've not tried that one yet, but I bet it would make their butts pucker.
>>70190333
Nice
>just look like a beta faggot
If i did i could get away with being more confrontational. If i enter a conflict with an angry stranger i don't know who looks like the stereotypical victim, like Carl the Cuck or a 5'2 imigrant woman, i am fucked 9/10 times. Who is going to take the side of 6 foot tall blue eyed white devil?
>>70165423
Can relate
>be me
>2 months ago
>going to party with friends
>go in to the party
>drunk
>look around
>see 4 indians/darkie looking fucks
>say 'why the fuck are all these terrorists here'?
>friends tell me to settle down
>leave because i dont 'preciate brownies
>>70179491
Calm down John. Shitty literature is shitty.
This was like ~8yrs ago when I was in HS. Me & some wigger chick were joking around about some random shit. I don't remember exactly what it was, but we got on a joke about me making clones of my self. I said something like "yeah, they'd all need to be white & have brown hair" or something like that.
A few days later, in some random convo involving race, she says I'm racist b/c I want my clones to be white. It didn't dawn on me in that moment, (mainly since I was very averse to being seen as a racist), how absolutely retarded that shit was.
>>70145714
Criticizing mass immigration...
>tfw I can be as racist as I want and get away with it because I'm not white
>>70190834
Same here. I'm Chinese and I've drank milk and ate cheese all my life. I didn't even know what lactose intolerance is until I heard this stereotype.
>>70163424
I got a hmong buddy, most hmongs are racist, but we would tell racists joke about each other all day
>>70183466
Based Rosenberg
>>70158918
I fucking lost it. Thank you, anon
>>70191399
i had a paper 20 the other day got from an atm
>>70192646
>mostly white
>16th Cherokee
>1/4th Glorious German
>literally autistic
>and bipolar
>legally disabled
>look so mexican real mexicans walk up to me and speak gibberish on a regular basis
I'm the goddamned Batman of white people. I say and do whatever the fuck I want and the leftist pc police can't do shit.
>mfw commie scum tries to call me a racist
>>70187518
Honestly, I don't believe that females are more likely to love. I think that men by nature of our hormones are more prone to desiring something and becoming emotionally attached.
Take neutered animals for instance. Animals that still have their balls are passionate as fuck and loyal (namely dogs, cats, cattle). When they get cut off they become lazy and don't enjoy company as much as they used to. Also Eunuchs.
Men are the more passionate gender while females are the more receptive OF passion.
>>70192646
>In the us
>Buying some clothes
>say to the black cashier "thanks my nigger"
>he gets pissed
>I say that this is how we say it in Brazil and I didn't know better
>He apologises
>Still do this everytime I go to the US
Feels good to be an outsider sometimes
>>70193931
wtf
>kek
I was called racist in Turkey on vacation when I said that I don't like Islam, want secession of Caucasus and further baptisation of Tatars. Oh, btw it was a conversation in a bar between me, my Russian friends and two Britts.
>>70153102
>>70181130
Jesus fucking Christ, what ever happened to the concept of "innocent before proven guilty"? It's way too easy for a woman or minority person to fuck your life up with an accusation.
>>70177207
Lambda chi here. We have to based black guys and four based asains. The Asians bros seem more racist than anyone I've met
>>70191723
Both, actually.
>falling for leftist games
You know they can just invent any reason for you to be racist? It doesn't matter if it makes sense, you've already lost the moment you get called racist in public.
>>70145714
for being racist actually. Like calling someone a dumb fucking nigger (in reply to assumed American white devil bantz). Well yea, numbnuts, that's the whole point. State the obvious much?
>>70145714
>Be cashier at supermarket
>Supervisor tells me my shift is up
>Shut off light
>A wild sheboon appears!
>Quickly pulls into my lane as i'm pulling my drawer
>Starts trying to put shit on the belt before I can leave
>"Ma'am, i'm sorry but this lane is closed."
>She gets all pissed, acts like I have some sacred duty to ring up her shit
>"Ya'll can't jus' leave whenever! Da customer always right!"
>Politely inform her that we have strict shift times and the lanes are closed once the light goes off
>She angrily pulls her cart into another open lane
>Shrug and head inside to count drawer
>Floor manager comes into countdown room
>"Lel anon, that black woman kept shouting at me telling me your a racist. I saw the whole thing though and you did exactly what you were supposed to."
>"Some people huh?"
Tbf, I actually am a little racist. But I never come remotely close to revealing my power level in public.
>>70177207
ΚΣ
Fuck yeah brother
>>70176619
Being lactose intolerant must be hell for a Mongolian
>>70151234
>they refuse donations
Holy shit lmao. At vinnies we take everything no matter what unless it's clearly fucked
I got kicked out of a McDonald's because some black woman called me a Nazi.
>Friend offered to give me a haircut since my hair was getting long
>Fucked it up, had to take the clippers and buzz my whole head
>Walked into a McDonald's for lunch the next day
>Get in line
>Black woman turns around, looks at me, calls me a Nazi
>Look around confused, people are already staring
>Trying to wrap my head around what's happening and what the best course of action is
>Manager comes over and asks me to leave
>Ask why
>Says I'm bothering the other customers
>Threatens to call the police
>Wearing my work uniform with both my name and the name of the company on it
>Don't want my boss chewing me out because some busybody called and complained about me tying to host a Klan rally in a McDonald's or something
>>70151234
i thought if they were shit clothes they cut them up and sell as a bag of rags
> be 12 or 13 yo
> play tennis in a club with a friend
> one day we book up the tennis court so we can train
> a pack of at least 10 africans kids lead by some white assholes working for a SJW association arrive
> they're here to play soccer, so we assume (soccer field is near)
> nigger kids are watching us, they don't know tennis
> the white SJW ask us if the niggers can play tennis with us
> we tell them to fuck off, we just want to train
> call us racist brats
> the owner of the club comes
> he wants to know what's going on
> he then forces us to teach tennis to the african kids
> that's still a no
> tell us to leave so the african kids can play tennis
>>70190931
here you go :)
>post daililama quote
>comparing the rich, ancient vibrant Tibetan culture to Ëuropean "culture"
Wow man sure would be a waste if the Dutch "culture" of shitting nails and wooden shoes would go extinct by those dirty immigrants /s
>>70197151
another one
> last year
> waiting at a bakery so I can buy my daily baguette
> shitskin family behind me (mother and two kids)
> one of the kids is trying to steal my phone in my jeans pocket
> see him, tell him to fuck off, call him a thief
> his mother calls me a racist
>>70145714
>Be black
>call niggers niggers
>complain about gibmedats
>complain about dindus
>openly call most niggers retarded
>tfw no one cares
feels good
I said I wouldn't date a black girl, because blacks aren't attractive to me.
>>70183411
Why did teachers think this was a good thing to do? They did this at my school too.
>>70145714
>history class in my first year of high school
>being lectured about islamic bullshit
>two dudes in the back of the class going "DURKA DURKA" periodically the entire class
>teacher starts talking about islamic texts
>I say "the quran and hadith"
>teacher gets FUCKING PISSED
>tells me to go see the principal
>inattentive mudslime starts screaming "WHAT DID HE SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY? SON OF BITCH I WILL BEAT HIM TO DEATH WHAT DID HE SAY?"
>principal is fucking pissed
>writeup from the teacher says I was making "racist noises" and that it was especially offensive because there's a muslim in the class
>teacher even made up some shit up that I made "racist Asian noises" when learning about Chinese dynasties
>manage to avoid any real punishment because I aggressively deny anything
>principal says "okay well I'm still going to make a note of it on your record"
Goddamn I'm angry again just thinking about it.
>>70197700
Secondary Ed Major here
The level of white guilt and liberal brainwashing in my education courses is sickening.
You have no idea how shitty the people teaching your kids are.
I want off this wild ride.
>>70190336
kek
>Only one abo kid in class
>everyone ignores him because he stinks
>comes to me one day asking to play handball
>look around
>see no teachers
>say sure abro, come over here
>grab him by hair and throw him onto cement
>start kicking and stomping on his face
>eventually a teacher notices and stops me
>his face looked like Kurt Kobains
>dragged to principal and made to wait for ages
>principle suspends me for racism
>wasn't even racism, it was oddoneoutism
fucking niggers hate white people
>>70148347
here we see the blue pill in its native environment. its well meaning, tolerant, respectful, and completely incapable of understanding how pavement apes think and what the real issue is.
>>70145714
>stupid
>dumber
>dumbest
or
>stupid
>more stupid
>most stupid
what is it with this meme missusing words?
Is it a joke on dumb folks learning from TV?
I've seen some guests joke with latenight hosts about using "STUPIDER" while they snicker...
>>70191662
Loved that movie.
>>70161865
America - Land of sensitive sperglords and lordettes.
>>70145714
>openly called people jews,gypsies and retards
in every class I had and never got in any trouble over it
>this continues in university (physics student)
>be me in a programming course
>dabbling in c++
>name a structure šporki židov (filthy jew)
>professor standing behind me looking at my screen
>he starts laughing and walks away
My little redpilled slavic hellhole is a paradise compared to fascist western countries.
>>70188261
>Army JROTC
There's your problem.
My SNSI was a cool old black dude that never brought race into anything. Was really good at being the bad cop while our white NSI played good cop.
Talked kinda like sleepy negro too.
>>70198940
I envy you. So much right now.
Can't even say a bad word about islam outside of very trusted family/friend circles in this shithole, let alone jews.
At least everyone hates gypsies.
Anyway, dumbest reason to be called racist
>lunchtime at highschool
>eating and playing chess in chess club
>muslim kid in there as well, lunch detention
>asks if he can play chess with me
>this kid is a fucking tard and smells
>refuse
>"ur racis"
>say I voted for Trump
OMG ANON YOU RACIST BIGOT
>ask why
he wants to build a wall to stop immigration
>explain that nationality is not race
OMG ANON YOU ARE JUST IN DENIAL
>>70177207
>>70196201
theta epsilon?
>>70145714
>old job working in IT support
>been there a couple of weeks at this point
>on the phone to someone with an IT problem
>their name is Abu
>ask a colleague to do something to their account since I didn't have the correct permissions set up to do it myself yet
>asks me what their name is, say Abu, like the monkey from Aladdin
>stupid liberal cunt overhears me and reports it to the manager
Manager basically told me in the most professional way possible that she's a stupid bitch who is offended by everything and not to worry
>>70183466
>>wear my yamulke to school that Friday just to throw everyone off
lost it
>be me
>t. Fmr Homeless Kid
>stopped being degenerate
>GED, Comm. College, University
>Get job working with homeless kids
>boss tells me to man booth for an event
>Gay Pride Festival
>sitting at booth, talking to some street kids
>explaining how to get GED, jobs, etc
>Freak Flag Flaming Queen goosesteps up
>Waving a GIANT pride flag on flagpole
>pushes kids aside
>starts screaming at me that i don't belong here
>confusion.jpg
>listen quietly while queen chimps out
>finally realize she thinks I'm a skinhead
>I have a wolf tattoo on arm
>military looking buzzcut
> /fit/
>wtf makes u think I'm 14/88?
>starts telling me about the 6 gorillion
>Hebrew_Fagqueen.PNG
>street kids are now laughing their asses off
>crowd is gathering like I must've shot sum1
I sat there and got shitcanned by this faggot for almost 15 minutes without saying a fucking word. Everyone gathering around just assumed I deserved it. Strangest fucking thing I've ever seen. Never going around Pride Parades ever again. If I had offered resistance I'm pretty sure from the angry looks on their faces, that crowd would have lynched me.
>Be me
>Half black half white dude at work that is pretty cool
>See if he can take some banter and dish it out
>Call him a nigger
>He seems to get sad
>Doesn't banter back
We didn't become that good friends.
>Live in Wales
Feels pretty damn good not to have any stories.
>>70163424
Hello Fresno.
>>70145714
I wore a swedish soccer fan jersey. Because the swedish flag is racist.
>>70145714
I called rapefugees "sandniggers". Where's the freedom of speech nowdays?
>>70170594
Just punch him in the fucking face for this shit and tell him to eat a spoon full of cement.
