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>Delegates Trump: 1,175
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- TOMORROW FAGGOT
http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
>RALLY WEEK
- TUESDAY, MAY 24, 2016 -
ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO
Albuquerque Convention Center
7:00 PM
- WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 2016 -
ANAHEIM, CA
Anaheim Convention Center
12:00 PM
- THURSDAY, MAY 26, 2016 -
BILLINGS, MONTANA
Rimrock Auto Arena at MetraPark
4:00 PM
- FRIDAY, MAY 27, 2016 -
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA
San Diego Convention Center Corporation
2:00 PM
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/22/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDqLc-5-pDI
>Lewandowski on Judge Jeanine 5/21/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLIEvam49qs
>NRA Attendees React to Trump Appearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD6eAjDuR3o
>Trump on Morning Joe AND Fox & Friends 5/20/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgD8wFKPk0E
ENTERTAINMENT
>Pro-Trump Plane trolls Bernie rally in Cali
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKjD8ilvFac
>Trump in Little Rascals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twbm0gQMVdk
>Benghazi.exe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzABHHAFw4U
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
PREVIOUS
>>74796166
ABOO~
Do you think walls..... Can build on a battlefield?
How many political careers has Trump destroyed?
>>74800053
All of them.
>>74800034
fucking bernie. Gtfo 4chan.
>>74800053
All of them, with no survivors
>>74799894
I really like your new thread announcements Triggerman
>>74800034
GET OUT!
>>74800034
DELETE THIS
>>74800034
Nice to know Barnie finally jumped on the Trump train
How likely is it that Hillary won't be able to run because of her emails and Bernie will take her place?
IT'S OVER
>>74800034
>>74800053
He destroyed the Bush dynasty and is about to dismantle the Clinton dynasty
>>74800034
DAILY REMINDER THAT BERNIE IS A TRUMP PLANT
>>74800053
He is the black hole of establishment politics. He has destroyed the Bush dynasty. Clintons are next.
Donald
Rally on Tuesday! Can't wait!
Any other anons in Albuquerque want meet up for this?
>>74800141
Yes I'm sure barking like a dog while calling Trump a loose cannon will surely work.
>>74800139
no chance. Fbi is a corrupted agency.
>>74800141
Another cool nickname?
I am now a #TrumpCannon
>>74800134
>>74800163
>>74800184
That combo is a MESS. Nice OC though.
>>74799894
>https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
when is that faggot going to update the map? it's triggering me
>>74800184
Rato, you gonna have to be quicker than that
>>74800163
>>74800172
bahahaha
>>74800141
who on earth thinks clinton has a steady hand? i've been here too long to have a good impression of that. as far as i can tell it's old moms and their ugly daughters that just want a cunt in the white house.
>>74800224
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>74800141
>Loose cannon
>Le policy statements only
>>74800172
FUCK OFF TED CRUZ
FUCK YOU
>>74800055
Ahhh yes, XFL lmao. I remember that shit, Opie and Anthony were involved.
XFL was just shit, Trump got jewed because NFL wouldn't let USFL air their own games in the off season for the NFL, using government intervention of course to accomplish this.
AWOOOOOVEMENT
>>74800141
They didn't learn anything from the swift boat attacks.....Its to late anyway shes branded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCJJxJ1LlEM
>>74800141
brilliant plan
>>74800053
All of them. He is our reset
Someone posted this last thread and the opening monologue makes me think of /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNuePAOoA_M
>>74800053
All of those that didn't bent the knee.
>>74800224
praise kek
>>74800245
why don't the South Park jews like Trump?
At least Eric Cartman seems like he would be a huge Trump mark.
>>74800159
OMG that would be so fucking amazing
>>74800289
I need the delegates
>>74800047
If we make it through this alive: I'll tell you.
Reposting this for critique:
"Great Wall
Great Wall around Mexico
Great Wall
Great Wall around Mexico
Golden rays from the beaming search lights
Setting down such a golden light
Now the Mexicans slowly retreat
From the watchmen – out of sight
A swift breeze flows through the saguaros
Giving flight to the drones of prey
In the distance Nieto comes
To pay for our border; day-by-day
Only Trump is with us now
Someone brash and pure
Find the jobs among ourselves
We have found the cure
When the wind is slow,
And Sheriff Joe has brought
Trump to come see El Chapo rot
Oh how pretty
All our memery
This is Mexico's sacrifice
As an Apache flies over:
With a brisk attack
A Hillary supporter is jettisoned from the back
When the sun sets
We will not forget that
Trump has built our paradise"
>>74800163
>>74800172
everything went better than expected
>>74800141
Lel, all the nicknames libcucks try to come up with have the exact opposite of the intended effect.
Didn't they try calling him "Dangerous Don" before? Which makes him sound like a badass.
Now calling him a "loose cannon" makes him sound like some no nonsense cop who does what he needs to do to get the job done.
Leave the nicknames to Trump.
>>74800295
I watched that first XFL game.
It was fucking boring.
anyone else happy that trump can take a few days off from rallies now and then? he was going 3 a day. i'm happy he locked it down early so he could store a little energy
>>74800141
That's easy for her to say when we're many months out and she hasn't even kicked off a decrepit socialist.
Trump has a consummate skill for getting under someone's skin and provoking them to do something dumb.
Imagine the debates!
>>74800172
DONALD
>>74800318
Fuck her. God I hate that fucking bitch.
>>74800318
why does she look nothing like Bill?
>>74800240
Eh, that's hard to say. Obama appoints the FBI head but he doesn't have direct control over him like he would the heads of departments/agencies or his "czars".
Jim Comey has been publicly contradictory of Obama in the past, so we'll see. The main issue is that the Attorney General IS corrupt and directly controlled by Obama and won't be likely to recommend a grand jury for the indictment to be issued.
>>74800141
The real reason is that they can't prove she isn't crooked.
If they think ignoring these nicknames is going to work they should ask Lyin' Ted how that worked out.
>>74800141
Can she find even one nickname for Trump that doesn't actually sound positive?
>>74800406
Jesus Christ, maybe I ought to start Billposting
Look at the #NeverTrump Cruzlims STILL supporting lying whore Michelle Fields after she went to work at HuffPo
For some science as to why Cruzlims love Michelle Fields still check out this link:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balance_theory
Basically, if you love someone a lot (Cruz) anyone else that exhibits behavior that you would usually not like is now adored. And likewise, if someone who is scum praises Cruz (Mitt Romney) they will love him.
Works the same for Trump just like how we thought Piers Morgan was based for BTFO'ing Benji
>>74800141
>Look at that, boss: that "Dangerous" Donald is a loose canon
This shit reads awesome, what the fuck are they thinking?
Holy shit, Lindsey fucking Graham is now urging party insiders to support Trump.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/22/politics/donald-trump-lindsey-graham-republican-party/
>Dailey said Graham reiterated Saturday that he has no plans to formally endorse Trump because it would not necessarily help Trump.
The man is self-aware after all.
>>74799894
Someone else is gonna have to make the next thread. I'm out for now.
Don't forget to correctly update the "PREVIOUS" section at the bottom.
Take it easy, /Trump General/.
>>74800350
Matt and Trey became out of touch with reality some time ago.
World War Z was what sealed the deal for me. Old Matt and Trey would have tore the news media a new asshole for the Zimmerman fiasco. New Matt and Trey took sides with the libtards.
>>74800350
Idk
Considering the whole PC-Principal thing you would think they would have hopped on the Trump Train at the first station.
>>74799894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5joTyy3CCo
thread theme
MAGA drive
>>74800440
Webster Hubbell
>>74800482
Thanks for the hard work m80
>>74800380
>We must tried our very hardest to prevent this swashbuckling rogue from conquering the White House
>>74800403
>we get to watch these debates in a matter of months.
so
fucking
hyped
>>74800141
I'm not sure how drawing connections between Trump and Dirty Harry, John McClane and every other badass action movie cop is supposed to hurt him
>>74800440
Because someone else is her Dad. I think Roger Stone talked about this in his book "The Clintons War on Women".
>>74800172
O noooo lololol
>>74800380
>>74800526
Trump is a rogueish character with a heart of gold! Do you want someone like that in the office?
>>74800141
>>74800444
Trump may be a loose cannon, but he's a damn good cop!
>>74800476
I think the reality of a Hillary run White House is starting to sink in with some of the nevertrump cucks
>>74800141
You know who was the last candidate to campaign as a boring cuck as a Democrat?
John Kerry and he couldn't unseat Bush
>>74800515
I've already got tons of Cruz photos, but maybe I'll increase my Bill stock now too, he could be the next big thing.
>>74800533
At this point I'm more than halfway convinced we have people on the inside with Hillary deliberately spiking her campaign.
>>74800531
>trump vs hillary debates will be out before FFXV
my year is planned
>>74800473
1I still remember his massive cuck Holdrege after the Sandy Hook shootings. Hated the fucker then and hated him now. Just entertaining to see the Jews eat each other.
>>74800444
yes dont respond to an attack you are def gonna lose on
but the attacks are gonna come so fucking hard and her ignoring it is gonna be the story when he calls her out on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_PczITyQIo
RSBN Presents: Hispanics for Donald Trump
Thoughts?
>>74800596
hello rato
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ᴬᵐᵃᶻᶦᶰᵍ ᴳʳᵃᶜᵉ, ʰᵒʷ ˢʷᵉᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵒᵘᶰᵈ,
ᵀʰᵃᵗ ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈ ᵃ ʷʳᵉᵗᶜʰ ᶫᶦᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ⋅
ᴵ ᵒᶰᶜᵉ ʷᵃˢ ᶫᵒˢᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶰᵒʷ ᴵ'ᵐ ᶠᵒᵘᶰᵈ,
ᵂᵃˢ ᵇᶫᶦᶰᵈ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᶰᵒʷ, ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ⋅
ᵂᵃˢ ᵇᶫᶦᶰᵈ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᶰᵒʷ, ᴵ ˢᵉᵉ⋅⋅⋅⋅
>>74800485
yeah well one of them is LITERALLY retroactively cucked with a half black stepson.
>>74800485
>>74800502
Yeah, they're confusing. They're neither here nor there, but they're showing their true side by being anti-Trump.
>>74800318
BUBBLE BUBBLE TOIL AND TROUBLE
>>74800440
Mr. Hubbell would like a word with Bubba.
>>74800163
>>74800172
Get that cheese RAT-O
>>74800285
>John McCain
>Mitt Romney
>John Kerry
>Bob Dole
All loser campaigns.
Here's what I know. Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He's playing the American public for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a lousy hat.
His domestic policies would lead to recession. His foreign policies would make America and the world less safe. He has neither the temperament nor the judgment to be president. And his personal qualities would mean that America would cease to be a shining city on a hill.
>>74800473
More. Apparently HuffPo is more rightwing than Fox news now according to Cruzlims
>>74800688
This is peak Cruzposting.
>>74800380
Cruz had one but he didn't stick with it....He was calling Trump losing Donald for about a week back in April after Trump lost 5 states in a row.
>>74800510
>>74800566
>>74800632
What the fuck. Clinton's are really fucked up. Somehow I hope Trump spills all the beans on this fucked up family.
>>74800476
Yeah, in a Fox and Friends interview Trump said he got a "very nice" and "unexpected" phone call from Linsey Graham. Party unity for the GOP with a presidential contender that is completely untouchable by the media versus a fractured 1968 levels of contempt DNC that will likely be backing a tiny robot with no charisma who also happens to be the head of a crime family.
I don't see how this can't turn into a landslide at this point. No one fucking trusts the media anymore, everyone hates Hillary, EVERYONE.
>>74800476
Trump put the fear of God in him.
>>74800632
solid evidence
>>74800616
>FFXV
What a mess. Get better taste
>>74800748
thank you magic underwear senpai
>>74800775
That's because you can't choose a temporary thing for it
>>74800748
>Here's what I know
Mitt Romney knows only one thing, how to fuck over the American people to ensure his backers make the most profit.
>>74800774
hmmm....yeah...I'm close to peaking, girls....just count to ten...ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵃ ᶫᶦᵗᵗᶫᵉ ᶫᵒᶰᵍᵉʳ.....hmmmm ohhh
Soon...the delegates...will be mine Donald....
With the new nickname #TrumpCannon, this should be the thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJybwgtR970
>>74800845
Fuck off, Lightning. Your games are shit.
>>74800873
what is this creepy Ted Cruz meme? Not funny at all. Stop shitposting.
>>74800845
>not wanting to make FF great again
>>74800775
I remember those days fondly. When Trump did not manage a win for all of two weeks? Boy were those shills ecstatic.
It feels good to look back on all those failed attempted stumpings.
>>74800939
Would you prefer Kasichposting?
What the hell did Trump say to Lindsey Graham?!?!
Is there no limit to this man's baseness?!?
>>74800939
The Priesthood is rising!
wtf guys I thought this "the delegates dawnold" was more than just a /pol/ meme fuck.. I went around the corner of a wall and said that to my parents (who are Trump supporters) with that same pose and they didn't know what I was on about..
>>74800845
Huh... Jeb and Otacon are kinda similar
>>74800784
Dude, check out some of the Roger Stone interviews on Alex Jones. Or his radio interview with Jeff Kuhner. The lies and criminality with the Clintons goes so deep and all the way back to their roots in Mena, Arkansas.
Many people think the Clintons started out as drug dealers and worked their way into politics, Bill did pardon some very suspicious people as Arkansas governor. All of this is well substantiated too, lots of witnesses, lots of evidence. The media has just a very good job of "memory holing" and "gaslighting" to make people believe it never happened, often citing its too crazy to be true.
Well it is crazy, but its true also. A former President of the United States was a fucking criminal his entire life.
>>74800882
>>74800908
>>74800936
I'm stealing your memes anon
>>74800983
I would
WHEN DOES THE EMPEROR ATTAIN HIS RIGHT TO CHALLENGE THE THRONE?
WHEN WILL HIS HIGH COSMIC ENERGY DESTROY THE EVIL WITCH FOREVER?
The elections in the UK were rigged in 2015, the elections of France were rigged in 2015 and now it appears the elections in Austria are rigged in 2016. Trump is the last hope of the west.
Also:
MAGA!
MEGA!
>>74800748
Here's what I know. Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud. His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He's playing the American public for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a lousy hat.
His domestic policies would lead to recession. His foreign policies would make America and the world less safe. He has neither the temperament nor the judgment to be president. And his personal qualities would mean that America would cease to be a shining city on a hill.
He has neither the temperament nor the judgment to be president. And his personal qualities would mean that America would cease to be a shining city on a hill.
nor the judgment
Bad JUDGEMENT
I dont wanna say that hill has bad judgement, but bernie said she has bad judgement so i cannot be blamed that she has bad judgement?
>>74800939
Shitposting? How dare you, you sniveling coward. Face me like a man! Those delegates can't hide forever
>>74800991
Lindsey Graham is shit. He's a jew neocon. Idk why we have to even pay attention to that idiot.
>>74801019
You probably have autism
>>74801019
What's it like living with autism?
When will Hillary kill Rapin Bill to get sympathy votes?
>>74800748
>His domestic policies would lead to recession.
>already in a depression.
>His foreign policies would make America and the world less safe.
>ZOG trying to start WWIII with Russia as I type.
>America would cease to be a shining city on a hill.
>ended LONG ago.
>>74800141
Weren't the republicans who didnt engage in insults with him the first to get out?
>>74801019
Your post made me laugh. Memes aren't real life nigger, not unless KEK deems it so.
>>74801044
The time is soon approaching
>>74800469
Sell your rato memes now.
who is going to be at the anaheim rally on wed.
>>74801026
Have dis watch too
>>74800710
I'd almost argue that their opinions might have swayed, even slightly, since months ago. They'd probably still prefer Clinton to Trump, but they certainly think he's no joke. In fact, I'd say they're a bit above most people considering they predicted he'd actually rise to the challenge. I wasn't on Trump's side for the longest time because I thought he was a joke candidates. They saw through that, though, even when they were making fun of him. In any case, I know lots of people who I like very much that don't support Trump
>>74800630
At this point were not even america anymore
Caption this
>>74801118
>Memes aren't real life
GET OUTTTTT
Seeing that nothing crazy is going on.
How is everyone's night?
>>74801088
That's the dirty false dichotomy tactics the left likes to engage in.
>>74801163
Something something west bank of communism
>>74801119
WE MUST CAST THE FOUL TRAITORS BACK INTO THE EYE OF TERROR! FOR THE EMPEROR!
>>74801163
Did he visit a penitentiary?
>>74801132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvbVXaO-IZs
Selling all my rare OC, no not selling, giving it away for basically nothing!
>>74800775
He never lost 5 states in a row though, the delegates for two of them were just given to Ted and one of the others was on the same day Trump won other states.
>>74801174
Surveying the Borders
>>74801132
RATO MEME MARKET CRASHING WITH NO DELEGATES
>>74801098
No, the earliest dropouts were people who hit him hard, and got hit back even harder.
>Walker
>Perry
>Graham
>Fiorina
>Bush
Kasich was the only one who attacked him and managed to stay in the race, just by being a stubborn fuck who refused to leave even after it was apparent he was going nowhere.
>>74801019
>every time i hear "wow" all I can think of ratos stupid fucking face
Memes are burning themselves into my brain.
>>74801174
Can't fall asleep, need to wake up in three hours. Guess it's gonna be a ritalin day again
sup with you?
>>74801233
Long term invest
I still have Jeb! memes and songs for 2020
>>74801119
R E E E E
E
E
E
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SANGUINIUS, BEST OF MEN DOES NOT DESERVE THIS TREATMENT
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
>>74801132
i just invested 200k pepes in fresh Bill memes.
I'm hoping to recoup my losses after the Dat Boi debacle last month.
>>74800440
So when shillary found out about Lewinsky she cucked bill and forced him to watch as revenge and forced him to care for the offspring
>tfw Custer is kill
RIP you glorious bastard!
>>74801174
Shill Forecast: Low activity, with scattered shilling. Low chance of flame war.
>>74801345
Apparently it's an 'open marriage', so they don't give a fuck about each other. (Aside from the political power)
>>74801050
I don't appreciate that
>>74799894
It's time.
/pol/ has come too.
The Washington delegates, Donald.
Those are the rules, Donald.
I haven't made any meme cards in a while
Give me some ideas
>>74801132
>mfw I perpetuated most of the Ted posting and made most of the Ted and ill Bill memes
am I finally the Jew?
Donald, I'm afraid I'll have to... do a little check on your delegates before they can use the bathroom.
>>74801226
No he visited the border of us and Mexico
>>74801174
>>74801174
Gettin /fit/
(you?)
>>74801374
I think we hit peak shill yesterday. Tonight's been pretty quiet.
>>74800502
>>74800350
Canada Trump is the media portrayal of Trump, Mr. Garrison is actual Trump, his running mate is even Jenner.
>>74801163
"Hey Hillary, how ya doin in there? Chin up, ole girl."
>>74801400
I am now a #GrahamCracker
>>74801174
pretty good, might grab a beer later and maybe finally beat Resident Evil 0 HD remaster on hard mode
>>74800318
My "dad's" drug running friends would be a lot more comfortable if guns were banned, America
For the first time, Trump is now leading the RCP average. All polls that display Clinton ahead are now the outliers.
>>74801453
There was some very heavy shilling earlier today, but not to the degree that we had last night.
>>74801434
If by Jew you mean shit spammer, yes. Definitely an attention whore.
>>74801442
Hey Teddy boy, wanna go out hang out? We got a lot in common...
>>74801163
The supadelegate Hillary, redistribute them.
>>74801396
pretty sure house of cards is basically what if hill and bill became president like 2008 not 199X
>>74801552
I have done my job then.
>>74801521
Last night was off the charts shill storming
>>74800053
Anyone who challenges him, he just keeps winning
It reminds me of history class when you learn about George Washington or Alexander the Great. Anytime a test question is about their battle, you can just assume they won dominantly and you get the answer right
>>74800163
>>74800172
KEK IS WITH US
Remember when Romney got this much support on /pol/ and thought he would win against Obama.
Good times, love to see that kind of delusion again with trump instead
If we can get Trump the presidency do you think we will ever be remembered for the contributions we made?
Our culture and the issues we brought up
>>74801453
PEAK SHILLING IS JUST A MYTH
>>74801450
>>74801446
NIGGER
Well, now Im a shill4hill
>>74801646
THANK YOU FOR CORRECTING THE RECORD
>>74801132
RATO MARKET IS CRASHING
OFFLOAD ALL YOUR MEMES
SELL SELL SELL
>>74801430
shlonged card: poll numbers tank
Meme Warfare card: internet presence is shattered
Bill Card: resurrect one dead member of your party
>>74801233
this vid is legit fucking scary. Have an upboat anon.
>>74801709
Thanks, jew
Wow, look at this beautifully cucked white male
>>74801305
WE AM BECOME THE MEMEs
>>74801162
>famous zombie movies starring "bill"
>>74801472
>Post yfw Trump fuck Trudeau to death
>>74801646
>that stale bland image clearly plucked from a random shill folder
Why is Trumps website and merch the best out of any candidate?
>>74801757
Thanks honey
>>74801659
No
we are silent guardians, watchful protectors...
>>74801430
Twitter card
Take propaganda and rename it Trumpet of Truth.
Flavor text the TrumpXRosie o'donnel twitter
>>74801646
Romney never had this kind of support on /pol/. Many people, myself included hated him and called him a RINO shill from the onset. A lot of people didn't like him just because he was an insane Mormon. You just found out about /pol/ a few months ago because its part of the target list for the organization you work for, Correct the Record.
Before you start shilling you should at least know the history of the board.
>>74800141
>loose cannon
>dangerous donald
These are actually really cool nicknames, he sounds like john McClane in die hard or mad max. The man who takes the law in his own hands and takes care of all the bad guys because the PC police and "the mayor" won't let untie their hands..... Wait, the name fits better than I thought lol
>>74800748
Here's what I know. Dh6q0Ssp is a hack, an amateur. His shitposts are as worthless as a dying Bill meme. He's playing Trump general for suckers: He gets free (You)s and all we get is a lousy shill.
>>74801516
It's all coming together.
WEW LAD
>>74800318
I didn't know she was working against her own mom like that. Someone get her a maga hat.
>>74801817
scott adams knows
CAN DONALD TRUMP BAN STICK SHIFTS?
I AM SO SICK OF MANUAL TRANSMISSIONS, THEY ARE NOT SAFE
I WILL VOTE FOR HIM IF HE BANS MANUAL TRANSMISSIONS IN CARS
THEY ARE NOT SAFE
*LOOK DOWN TO SHIFT EACH TIME TO MAKE SURE I'M IN THE RIGHT GEAR, DEAD*
OKAY, STICK SHIFTS ARE STRANGE, YOU HAVE TO MOVE IT IN CIRCLES TO SHIFT, NO, THAT'S DUMB
BAN MANUAL TRANSMISSIONS
>>74801817
BEST PEOPLE
>>74801751
Offloading my last buttermeme.
>>74801942
Is this bait?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ8lvmanIKQ
>>74799894
Anyone else just see that jeb bush joke on the New Family guy, he gets wrecked
>He asks his wife if he will ever be president
>His wife is the hispanic maid lady
>She goes "No..no." in a hispanic accent
>brian gets offended
>>74801906
>implying she wasn't working for them all along
>>74800179
What was the A E S T H E T I C S thing?
>>74801646
remember than romney was a fucking mormon with zero charisma
>>74800371
Where is that one anons vocaroo? He did like 90 tracks or something to make it. I thought it was beautiful
>>74801942
>he doesn't into stick
I bet you rest your hand on the clutch too.
>>74801025
I'm about to. If this Hubbel thing is legit I'm shocked beyond words.
Is there a playlist featuring all of the Republic primary debates?
>>74802016
Its the season Finale tonight, Road to India
I am waiting for the poo in loo jokes.
its on FOX right now
>>74801981
Work on your text it's redundant.
>destroy target creature
>(already destroyed) creature loses life equal to its toughness
>>74801906
TOP KEK
O
P
K
E
K
>>74801163
Wait what. I thought Bernie was not religious?
>>74802081
They brought the dead dog back?
HAND OVER YOUR WEAPONS
>>74802087
>lack of reading comprehension
>or a lack of understanding of the rules
>>74802016
>2016
>still watching Family Guy
>>74802117
>instance
>not 'instant'
Clearly you have never played magic before.
>>74802140
>border wall
>not wailing wall
>>74802087
Additionally, it sounds more like a black/white card, than black red.
>>74801646
He didn't get this much support. And Obama is well liked by a lot of people who went out to vote for him. Hillary doesn't have that kind of support millennials hate her but they supported Obama. Romney had very little enthusiasm from his own base, trump is bringing in millions of new voters.
It's obvious by now how this is going to pay out in November. If you can't see it you're just lying to yourself.
>>74802145
creepy as fuck.
the wall just got 5 feet shorter mexibro
>>74802164
Ah yeah fucked that up, he still needs to adjust the text to fit a single sentence though.
>>74802021
Pretty much. She's mad because her infiltration failed and she couldn't turn Breitbart into another anti-Trump propaganda outlet. That didn't stop her from defaming them over and over on the news with allegations of a pro-Trump bias. Breitbart published PLENTY of anti-Trump articles.
Anyone that wants to give fair coverage of both sides instead of covering up Hillary's crimes and publishing Trump hit pieces is biased and discredited according to the contemptible likes of CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, NYT, etc
>>74801646
>that image
Dude, you're sticking out really bad
>>74800775
He also tried calling him Ducking Donald because Trump didn't feel the need to debate someone who was mathematically eliminated
He also though Sleazy Donald would take off, it didn't
>>74802055
Roger Stone is a long time friend of Trump's too. That's why many believe Trump is redpilled as fuck.
>>74801019
The delegates donald...
>>74801709
The fucking jews are calling out shills now. What a time to be alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRatTuWdT_Q
Literally hillary's only shot is down the drain. He just isn't the same anymore. America's "First" Black President
>>74802287
Rato was just a pathetic bitch
You know what they say about texas? Nothing but illegals, steers and queers come from that place
>>74799894
>>74801163
I can't believe he actually built the wall.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SOURCE FOR "GIVE ME THE DELEGATES DONALD"? WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS COME FROM?!
WDFGWERFGWERFEFGVE.
>>74802341
Zionism vs globalism
The elites struggles the plebs don't know about
>>74802423
kek this
>>74802348
That man has crushed so much pussy
>>74801430
Hillary cough card, spread the tuberculosis
E-mail leak like show hand or something
Shill card, disrupting play in some spammy and stupid way
>>74802442
>oreos
>no more oreos
>>74801374
We need a Shill Forecast in the OP
>>74801646
Romney was never winning that election, most people had no idea who the hell he was during the summer, and the evangelicals would vote for Satan before a fucking Mormon
>>74802442
>WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SOURCE FOR "GIVE ME THE DELEGATES DONALD"?
The voice of the American people. Now hand them over, Donald.
>>74802508
I would do anything just to see a glimpse of Donald's beautiful pecker...even just a decent bulge shot.
>>74802600
Faggot
>>74801163
Filename.jpg
we need to step up our bill clinton memes, senpai.
>>74802508
this is exactly the kind of vindictive, detail oriented, clever fuck we need in the whitehouse.
Daily reminder, the following phrases are used by cucks who want Trump to lose:
"Rhetoric"
"Tone"
"The dignity of the Office"
"Experts"
Oh girls, you make daddy dinosaur so proud. Wanna help daddy get the delegates?
ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃᶰ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜᵘᵐᵐᶦᵉˢ ᶫᵃᵗᵉʳ
>>74802641
Don't fucking judge me.
F R E S H O C
HOT OFF DA PRESS
GET IT WHILE DA GETTIN'S GOOD
>>74802695
But I like Trump's rhetoric and tone.
>>74802742
its perfect
REMINDER
>http://www.lrb.co.uk/v28/n06/john-mearsheimer/the-israel-lobby
>The Jewish Lobby
>>74802508
I lust for the blonde in the yellow dress. Yes, please.
>>74802524
Name thy enemy
Reverse In reference to how he seems to always spin things his way
The WALL
Create Controversy (creates X 1/1 creatures with taunt and defender)
Insider knowledge (See hand and top 20 cards)
Prophet
Self funding (Player gains hexproof)
/pol/ BTFO !
how ill /pol/ ever recover ?
#I'mWithHerNow
>>74802742
>>74802843
I love this place so much.
>>74802779
B-b-bill, are you OK?
>>74802442
Probably because of the creepy Satanic shit going on with Cruz's campaign and supporters with the whole "Priesthood" fiasco:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GjkVWQ2Oik
Plus it was all happening on the Baal day aswell.
The fact he admitted to spanking his daughter and he's hit his wife a couple times live on air. His own daughter won't go near him. He also threatened a 10 year old boy with spankings live on TV and then had him escorted out by 2 armed guards.
He's a wierdo mate.
>>74802886
Me too bro
I have been shaped by the memes
>tfw the convention will be Republican Woodstock with Roger Stone, Alex Jones and Pat Buchanan hosting events outside the convention
>>74802695
sauce? google images show nothing
>>74802742
10/10 Anon
>>74802901
Y-yeah! I feel great! [cough]
>>74800788
Unless Bernie is nominee
>>74802974
I am so fucking ready
>>74802950
I got satan trips once cruzposting. Someone else made the image out of it.
>>74802982
Mizugi Kamojo episode 2
>>74802665
They don't even do there fucking job and they wonder why we are throwing a live grenade into the presidency
I don't like Sanders but this pic pisses me off
>>74802982
wish I knew.
also:
KANGS
stay woke
Wanted to point out that the second episode of the last season of Arrested Development focuses on George Sr. buying up land in Southern California to sell to the government when he believes they inevitably come knocking. He says they'll need it for the wall that they'll build. Glad I decided to rewatch this show even if for just this one laugh.
>>74802886
Best fucking place on the internet
If it weren't I wouldn't have spent 7 years here
>>74802974
Dis gonna be good
>>74802974
Alex Jones will be a literal super saiyan. I must see it.
>>74803131
thanks anon
>>74802535
I heard there was a third party out there that has Oreo's in it's platform.
>>74802950
Thank you for explaining this finally.
Too bad none of you will be around to e̛x͠pl̀a̶i̸n ̛i̶t a̧ga͏i͘n͞
Ṱ̵̞̬͙̯͒H̶̱̟͇̙̞̐̓ͨȨ͈̮̓̅ͥ̈́ ̩͚͍̭̳̼̒̓S͉̰͂̇P̉ͭE̠̦̬̽ͤ̌͢L̲̥̗͛ͭͤ̓ͬ̍̇L̬͙̺̺̟ͅ ͊̾ͪ̔̋I̶̱̼͓̲̦̱̺̓͗ͨS̨̘̻ ̧̬̦̝̑̀͆̒C̜ͯ̑̀A͎̹͎͉͚ͦ̎̕S̯͐ͦ̀T̫͖̦͂̑̉ ̶T̵̆̋ͪͨ́H̘̰̣̀̇ͨ̆Ë̲̻̲͉̙̟̟́̏͢ ̘̩ͣ̐̽͛͗̂T̸͖̥̪͎̖͍ͦ̐ͯ͌ͅI̢̹͍̫̲̩̔͗M̠̅ͅĔ̠̣͙̼̥͇̱̎ͨͤ̒̔͝ ̸̭͚͚͉̩Ỉ̡̠̟̮̯ͩͪͤS͍̬̍̃̿̂͋ͩ ̻̆̉̂̅N͎̄ͦ̅İ̫͖̻͠Ǧ̢̬̣̲͕̾̿͋ͩH̤̭̃ͤͬ
̳̭͈͙̊̈ͥ͋S̻̩͉O͚̝̤̩̥̰ͤ̈͘O̤̳͓̮̪͝N͛͐͒ ̪̲̽̎ͪͭ̀̀Ṫ̳͔̟͍̺̮̘͜Ḧ̥̱̯̠͇́ͨͣͩ͟È̻̫̳͚͔̪̤̓ ̫D̹̟͍ͩ̕E̹̺̽̑̏̏̿̓L͎̖̭̰̼̹̮͌̓̐Ę̳̝͓̼͕̞͎ͦ̑̄͐G̨̲̲̪̳ͨ̓̆̈́̈́͊̉A͇̐͌̑͠T̷͕̖̝̥̟̮͛̎͋ͯ̒ͅE̠̰̥͔S̷̉͊̾ ̣͍̯̲̪̯̺̄̒W̪ͥ̈́̾Ȉ͔̳̥̱͍̥͆̌̈́̈Ḽ̔L̜̫͍̄̅ͤ̇̉̿ ͊̌͆̔ͫ̂B̲͔͑̃̐̔ͦ̎͢E̶͇̼̒͑͑̈͂́ ̗̔̓͗̍ͩͦ̈͠M̥ͭ̒͝I̙̭̾ͧ͛̿N͎̫͐͌̈́ͮ́͠Ė̬ͦ͠
̲̯͖̤̑ͦͫ͛M͙̦̆ͣͭ̀O̶̞͇̊̓L͓͈̤͉̱̠͇͞O̢̟͕̟̮͎̗Ĉ̠ͪ̃̃͋̊̉̕H̰̩̞̼͓̥ ͔̺̣̦̏ͬH̖͍̲̲̟͓̣̏̓E͕͎͒͜ͅA̲̦̖̭͆ͫͦͧ̇̑R̘̹̤͙̝̮̅̂̓̂ͅ ̘̘͖̗̮͇̃͒ͤͤM̸̘͕̹̲E̪͙͍̓͆
̧̣͔̯͔͚ͧͦ̒̿̃ͧ̚T́̍͘Ả͎̹̓͗̓͑̑̈́Kͩ̈́͞E̟̟͈̩̥̾ͥͨͧ ̧̿̒ͮ͂̿̿T̹͙̳̙͔̩ͨ͜H̪̖̘̖Ḛ̫̭̖́̿ͫ͌̾̅ͮ͜S̷̔̋ͣͥ̈́ͤ͛Ē̠̦̟̤̫ ̨̞̻̖̜̫̺̭̏͊̈̎̌̑́S̢̅̍̽̓O̠̟̠̟͎̯̒̿̇ͫ̐Ū̯̖̥̭̼̟͆L͕͕̀͛̽̚S̶̭̲
̵̮̞͎̭̤ͣ̂ͫL̤̖̻̺̬̣ͬE̫̦̒̏̍̆Ţ̖͍̉ͮ̎̓͑ ͇͓̗̥̋̄T̘͊̈ͩH̡̤̫̳͆E̛̥̫̝̜ͮ͑ͬ̔ ̊ͥ̄ͧ͐ͤ͏̺̺T̜̫̪ͪͣ͑ͧͥ͂Ř͆̚҉̹͇̦̺̜̭Û̪̃̊͂̎M̪ͭ̐P̝̰̥̮̿E̳̤̘̕R̫̝̓̈́͞Ș͖̩̍ͬ̚͝ ̄͆̉F͚͕̖̫̆̒E̞̪͙̞͓̬̿̌̅̍ͤ̌͟E̥̳̦̱̖͝Ḓ̐ͭ͛̽̚ M͚̼͕̘̭̓Y̟̭̳̥̟̘̿̄͗ͧͭ̓͝ ̮̹͇͍̺̉̒ͫ͗ͬG͍̼̺̃O̙̫̪̟̟̭ͨ̐̋̃͐̚͘ͅĄ̠́͗ͣ͊̿̌L̅ͫ̄ͤ̌S͚̈́͗
̃͏̠͉
̶͓̗̬̟̥̤͚ͦ͆̑̒ͧ͌͛N͙̫̖̳̽ͅU̶̺͉̘̓ͅMB̻͐ͪ̌͒̈́̂́Ȅ͈̞̝̟̂R̺̦͕̓́ͣ̾̎̑́ ̡͓̞̻͕̈́͋ͫͧ͒͆̚Õ̸͕̖̫͌͐ͮF̞̱͎̺̤͖̎ͤ̇̑ͅ ̠̱̜̭̘̜̱͑̈́̀̃̽ͯ̔͡T͋͒ͧͤ̊҉̗̱H͖͎̒ͦ̎́É̼̥͉͚̟͇͟ ̜͎̦̙̼̑̔͛̆ͫ̀B͇̬̞ͦͩ͗̋̒ͯ̚E̤͐͋A͚͎ͤ̈ͯ̅S̿̿ͥͤT̴ͬ͆̏͊̅
̧̣͙̞̬̼̪̖͛ͩ͑͑́B̀ͫ̇̓̈́͆L͕̯ͩ͋̾ͮͅO̐ͧ̊́̌̒͛O̦̲̠̙̱̊ͭ̈́ͪͅD͓͈͕̮ͅY̵̼̖ ̶͍̮̚F͈̱̥͖̳̜͆̿ͨE̖̻͍̻͖A͇̳̦̤S̛͙̜̭̪̭̭̑͛̂̓̔T͔̝̣̘͈̬͑ͦ͠
ͫ̓̅̆ͩA͈͙͈̮͑̓ͯ̕W̦̼̎̉̎ͬ̋Ǎ̱̯̪̆ͧ̏̿͑K͉͙͙̳ͤ̊͋ͥẸ̫̫̊̃Ṇ͋ͧ̒ͧ̅̚ ͮ̅ͫ̓̌͊G̻͔̗̣̗̳͐̆̓ͤͩ̏̕R̷̰̰̯̋̿͊̒E͋̎̅̅́̓͗͡Aͬ͏͚͖̞̥̯T̶̬̤ͥ ̙͓̩̖͕̭̹̔̏ͯͣ̚Ȫ̧͍̈́̚N͈̤̼͙̄ͦͦͫ͢E̬̣͍̤̗̘͓̍̽͒̓̔̚͟!̥̣͍͖̥̞ͯ̽
>>74803219
You're welcome namefag
>>74803222
Do you have a platform for someone like me?
>>74803241
Laffed
>>74803222
Watch it Bill or trump will have to give you a nickname
Topkek
>>74803299
stop getting dubs
>>74803312
This is a shit meme. End it.
>>74803132
Funnily enough the more time people actually spend there the less receptive they are to thier state's needs and situation.
Wish the whole thing gets nuked from orbit and Trump molds a new order trombone the ashes.
who makes new thread??
>>74802950
Did we save the world from Cruz's fuckery by invoking the Will of Kek?
>>74803386
That guy's amazing. He destroys cuckservatives so easily.
make new thread REEEEEEEE
>>74803451
Go to bed, Heidi, stop embarrassing me in front of Donald's supporters. I'll talk to you about this later.
Explain
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/280856-washington-state-gop-convention-supports-cruz
Also we need a new thread
>>74803543
isnt that secretly Ann Coulters account?
>>74803551
Oh yeah Triggerman went to sleep. We need a new OP.
>>74803241
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/apr/29/ted-cruz-is-lucifer-in-the-flesh-says-former-speaker-john-boehner
>scared now
>>74802015
this cannot be real. Can it?
>>74803591
Really wouldn't be surprised but like that Alex Jones is Ghost theory, the thought is better than the reality probably.
Fox doing a documentary on Trump right now.
>>74803599
I vote our greatest ally
>>74803574
That's for the mythical second ballot. They're still bound by the votes of the people.
>>74803116
Seriously. I'm a lot more worried about Bernie than Hillary. Everyone hates Hillary, a lot of people hate Trump. Bernie is likable to normies
>>74800141
Jesus christ he might be the first president to star in a buddy cop movie with names like that.
>>74803591
according to dailycaller (sorry only source) it's an anonymous man who is frustrated with the pundit cucks
>>74803641
Don't be scared....I don't bite..
ʰᵃʳᵈ
>Don kept telling Bernie to run as independent
>This would split the Democrat vote
>Maybe Bernie wont run independent because Don keeps saying it
>Worry
>Yesterday Bernie says he's staying in the race and contesting the convention
>Don's poll numbers rise the longer Hillary can't seal the primaries
>Realize Don didn't want Bernie to drop out and run independent, but stay in all along
Donald Trump is a man playing with mice.
NEW BREADZO
>>74803846
>>74803846
>>74803653
Wait a sec will do
>>74803722
He's likable to people that don't pay taxes... No way he wins the general, his tax plan is the stuff of nightmares.
>>74803722
I heard Clinton is terrified for California because all the voters are "young and hip" and they've registered 1mn extra voters for this election which is a record high. Sanders has a lot of support there.
Apparently the GOP have told Trump to get his delegates it doesn't matter because they're still backing Cruz for the convention.
Some earthquakes are going to happen anon.
The family unit is broken, and our schools (from primary to uni) coddle women with feminist nonsense. Our men have been turned to boys, mostly. Or they're just as slutty/degenerate as the girls. Point is, the whole social structure is broken. I hate it. I love being in America, and I will raise my children better.
GF is a Canadian girl from a fairly politically centrist, Christian family. She comes from self-made success (businessman Dad, granddad was a Olympian in hockey). The family values health, responsibility and having a good family/value system. and Pretty good upbringing (they separated peacefully when she was in grade 10 or 11, but father got custody and she had 2 well adjusted fairly masculine older bros. THey're cool, friends with both of them).
N = 2 before me, only one of them was intercourse. First was a beta, ended it with him after a month, lost virginity to him, realized she didn't love him and left him. Felt bad about herself, went to a Chad, I knew the Chad and knew the situation personally, they never fucked, but apparently he ate pussy like a loser (teeth, ouch!). She ended it with him and a few weeks later we started taking things slow. Dating for a year. She's great. She learns from her mistakes, holds to her values but is always open to discussion and even if we disagree she'll always understand where i come from and will respect me if I show my power level, she took a women's studies class last semester because it was required and she'd come home every Monday saying how much she fucking hated how bitchy the girls were and how much man-hating there was. She went out with her cousin last night to go dancing, and she left early because she was disgusted that guys kept hitting on her and her cousin, and was really embarrassed for the young girls she saw "humping and grinding and objectifying themselves." No drugs.
>holy shit i found a unicorn
>>74803887
FUCK
I made this:
>>74803926
>>74803926
>>74803926
RECYCLE MINE GO TO THE ONE I QUOTED
>>74801163
I like to imagine it's hot outside and that's a giant fan that he's standing in front of to cool off
>>74803923
The GOP have given up fighting Trump. Only a few delusional Cruzlims are left. Even the well entrenched establishment like Graham have lined up behind Trump.
>>74800141
"Loose cannon"? is supposed to hurt Trump? that's his ENTIRE brand. WTF these people are so massively out of touch
>>74803919
I don't think you understand how many people don't pay tax anymore
>>74801646
Lmao what an obvious shill. Just end your life already
>>74801430
Zombify with ill bill meme
