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http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/austria-votes-far-right-leader-norbert-hofer-tipped-win-1561333
Austria goes to the polls on Sunday (22 May) with far-right leader Norbert Hofer widely tipped to win in the second round of voting. The elections are being watched closely as the outcome could potentially shake up Austrian, and in turn, European politics.
Make
Austria
Great
Again
Guys, DOES HE STAND A CHANCE IN A 2 MAN RACE? I DON'T WANT VDB TO WIN.
>>74722066
It seems so. Better vote.
>>74722066
it will be a tough one and a close one
>>74722066
fuck I didn't realize they narrowed the selection like that. Don't let that senile old fuck win
>>74722189
If he wins he flips European politics on it's head.
Met my leftist teacher there, told me to "vote smart", well, i just did what he asked me to soo...
There's no way they won't rig the election in favour of vdB.
>>74722401
Did you vote for the future genocide of non-Europeans?
>>74722401
Fuck those assholes looking down on pupils and indoctrinating them with lies.
>>74722283
he wont, all this will do is show europe that there is hope
>>74722478
I voted Hofer, teacher can fuck off and die. He defends the EU aswell, so i know he's full of shit.
>>74722487
My female history teacher hung up a poster in the lobby about how to help refugees. Yes, they are this fucking retarded. She doesn't even know there were asian and irish slaves back then in america, but you know, muh evul europeans.
>>74722534
Hopefully he'll stop the bleeding while more people awake.
>>74722731
Forgot my kot blini
I am voting for van der Bellen
>>74722862
Out
>>74721679
Just came back from the voting booth doing my patriotic duty in a notoriously red voting district in Vienna.
It's a bright and sunny morning outside, birds chirping, very calm; everyone's smiling friendly (very unusual for Vienna). A few no border - no nation and antifa graffities in the streets, someone scribbled blabla naive tools over one of them.
The calm before the storm.
SHOOTER IN AUSTRIA KILLS 3 AND HIMSELF
THE QUESTION IS WAS HE MUSLIM
PLEASE LET HIM BE MUSLIM
just do it, austrians
>>74723010
Source
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>>74722534
>>74722627
>>74722731
Any insights from """"down undah""""? How far right the MAGA candidate actually is? How a bout the green guy, Is he full LGBTWTFBBQ? What are the main topics that have came up in the debates?
Good luck from Memelordistan!
>>74723036
open guardian.com
>>74723036
uhhhh any news site that isn't shit?
the point is we need to know who it was
since he shot himself afterwards... unfortuntately he might just be a white guy that sperged out. shit like that does not help because it fits their agenda.
>tfw they will stop at nothing to rig the elections
>tfw VDB, the complacent, arrogant bastard will lead Austria into it's demise
Does anyone else know dieses Fühl?
>>74722956
Was the box sealed at your place?
Haven't heard from a single person voting that their box was sealed.
>>74723081
He is for strong borders, less money for migrants, pro gun and actually pretty neutral when it comes to democracy and wants a system like in Switzerland.
The green guy is full retard yes, gay marriage, dude Weed lmao and smokes like 3 packs of cigs a day. Guy was a university professor in the past.
>>74721679
You can do this Austria, I want to see him win if only for the leftist butt hurt which will be off the charts.
>>74723217
>>74723036
http://www.faz.net/aktuell/gesellschaft/kriminalitaet/oesterreich-schuesse-auf-konzertgelaende-drei-tote-und-elf-verletzte-14246469.html
>>74723283
i bet he was white. fugg
>>74723249
>Haven't heard from a single person voting that their box was sealed.
Who cares about sealed boxes. We should care about having an FPÖ representative in each polling station. And one present at all time when the ballots are counted.
Why two threads?
>>74720446
>>74721679
>>74723283
>>74723330
"Stammte aus der Region" kann aber vieles bedeuten, jeder zweite muzzie depp wird da schon als regionaler bezeichnet.
>>74723419
die vorgehensweise ist aber Sandnegeruntypisch
fuck all brown
turn pakis into industrial slurry
drop nuclear missiles on jewish heads
>>74723411
Wasn't appearing for me. My bad, two Hofer threads the merrier I guess.
I am trying to post on the derstandard.at liveticker... and they do not let Hofer voters post there. The postings just do not appear. It is 100% for VdB.
People, sometimes I really wonder what kind of idiots newspapers think we are?
just how "far right" is this guy? i'm a little skeptical of the term, being thrown about so loosely as seems to be the case so often these days.
>>74723491
>>74723419
Probably not a muslim. To them it's important now to remember you that white people and even more so white people with guns are evil, so you won't elect Hofer.
>>74722731
Good job. I also voted hofer actually my whole familie voted for him :)
>>74723562
this
>>74723528
>laff censorship, so funneh amirite
It can start today, the reclamation of the West ;_;
we're dewin' it
>>74723548
>just how "far right" is this guy?
He isn't really far right at all. He is common sense.
But for "Austrian purposes", he is pretty far right, as he says Islam doesn't belong to Austria, there should be 0 illegal immigration, 0 asylum seekers, all asylum seekers need to be deported, because Austria doesn't border Syria, he wants people to pack guns against the Muslims (he packs a Glock), he wants to cut taxes and red tape, limit social welfare and only provide it to Austrians in need, increase spending for the military, limit the power of the EU, opposes TTIP etc.
He essentially says pretty much the same things as Trump, just a little nicer at times. There isn't much in terms of differences there.
>>74723654
What does it say AusBro
>>74723562
They would have sperged out and defended every single muzzie before that anyway aswell. For every badshit crazy white guy that goes berserk you get uncountable numbers of Futschis going badshit insane everyday. Only the left is completelly retarded to defend it.
>>74723562
Apparently it was some bikers, so I'm thinking it was a muzzie.
Since it was over a woman, probably a muzzie as well, they really are that pathetic.
>>74723688
presenting the people who are in charge of their liveticker
"An den manuals" - doing the postings
"Forenzensur" - censorship
"An der Lichttechnik - Leuchtstoffröhre" - Lighting: flourescent lamp
Catering - Aspirin
laff censorship xd
>>74723249
Sealed? No. The were representatives from each party sitting at tables alongside it though, even the ones that didn't make it to the 2nd round; mostly the same people btw as 1 month ago. So there was at least half a dozen people watching my every move, as well as each other.
>>74721679
Any livestreams covering the election results in English?
Sky News UK maybe later in the night?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqafQVNkyN4
Just came back from voting.
Make Austria great again!
>>74723081
>BBQ
Hey, stop insulting BBQs like that anon.
It's not funny.
Results when?
>>74727034
17:00
post yfw vdb wins the election and /pol/ starts crying
Good luck you faggots
>mfw Hofer wins
I finish my Beer and then i go out [x]ing Hofer.
Good thing that my Favorite Schagaga has open today
Lets troll some lefties at derstandard.at!
>>74728455
kek gj man gonna join you in the afternoon
Who is most likely to win?
>>74728574
Hofer
He had a comfortable 15% lead in the first election.
>>74728631
but almost all others are against him. Last polls showed something like 53/47 for him. I am concerned about the Briefstimmen and leftist nursing home workers voting for their senile patients
>>74728455
>NLP
haha, everything is NLP to those people.
>>74723249
What different does it make if the box is sealed or not?
>>74728631
You shouldn't judge based on the first election. I want him to win, but most of the people who have voted for different parties are more likely to vote for Bellboy.
When do the polls close?
>>74728903
5 pm
First polls when brothers?
>>74729017
17:00, Kamerad
>>74728098
It sure won't be good news for czechia. The last thing we need now is another leftist smartass over the border looking down on us and telling us what to do.
>>74729186
>des Wahlwerbers
>not gendered
Gutis going to be triggered so hard
>>74729017
5 pm, Deutschfreund.
>>74728922
What time is it there now?
11:30am
5h30 to go
>>74728098
>mfw when leftists like you will get slaughtered, either by nationalists or by moslems
I'm ideologically much closer to VDB but want Hofer to win for the memes. Win-win.
Are you going to have any exit polls or are we supposed to wait until votes come in?
Plus, when does purdah on results end?
Who /worried about the postal vote/ here? About 14% of all eligible voters have requested some form of absentee voting. If we assume that about 65% of all eligible voters actually vote, this would make up a fifth to a quarter of the final result.
The first result at 1700 won't really tell us much under those circumstances.
>>74729463
That's pretty much my thought process. I just want to see some leftist tears.
>>74728841
No explanation?
>>74729793
an unsealed box could be opened at any time to switch the ballots without anyone noticing.
Does this belong to Austria
I think so
>>74729331
they are 7 hours behind Perth. 11pm will be when i will be cosy and comfy watching the good news here from Austbro land
Good luck Austria! We'll put a shrimp on the barbie for you fagets
>>74729793
>>>74728841
>No explanation?
someone can stuff the box full of green votes when no one looking.
>>74730006
Losing Triest (eastern of the red district) really hurt.
>tfw autismo
>feels so excited that I'm gonna go vote anyway
>>74723249
i dont think its really important when the room is filled with all party representatives. our mayor stood next to the box all the time
>>74730006
no, belong to Italy since WW I
>>74730135
autism or not, you have to vote mein Freund
>>74722627
saying the blue party is redpilled, strache and fpö are trying SO FUCKING hard to be in the jews good books. topkek, fucking /pol/
you guys are a fucking joke
>>74729776
Postal voters will vote Green. I am worried about that and i think that it shouldn't be allowed to vote with an simple letter — there are just too many ways this could get exploited.
>>74721679
I was just voting. The Future of Europe lies in that election.
Make
Austria
Great
Again
Gott Schütze Hofer.
>>74722627
red districts in the south are primarily of Slovenian descent.
>>74729936
>an unsealed box could be opened at any time to switch the ballots without anyone noticing.
Except for the party representatives overseeing the process.
good luck my fellow australians
Boys, how many bongs until we can start watching this shitshow unfold live?
bout 5 or so?
ÖSTERREICH ERWACHT
Vote Hofer!
Would you rather have the "Holy" "Roman" "Empire" back or a functioning Austria-Hungary?
>>74730006
I just want northern Italy to unite with Austria to make the comfiest nation ever
Just came back from voting with family, thats another 5 Votes for Hofer
>>74721679
Our media denounced him which probably means he's a good guy
>>74730353
Austria-Hungary.
>>74730245
dude, he have to. If he dont cuck now and then for the jews, the FPÖ will be forbidden in a day. The right wing had to cuck hard for israel, same goes with trump. Saying that you oppose israels actions is a death sentence nowadays.
>tfw the lyrics fit todays situation 100%
even the position their names are on the ballot is correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftFeee3dU0U
So who is this guy exactly?
Hitler 2.0?
>>74730358
That would be pretty cool
Ive been to South Tyrol on holiday a few times, its the comfiest place on earth
>>74730270
There are 900,000 mail-in votes this time.
It was "only" 550,000 in April (this is still above average by a margin).
I'm certain they will kike the election from Hofer.
>>74721679
I voted for Hofer two weeks ago. Never thought I would vote for a FPÖ guy. But in this situation with all the muslim immigrants trying to come here and the growing SJW community I had to. I hope he wins, that would be a sign that we Austrians don't want this leftist bullshit that is fucking up Europe at the moment.
>>74730341
yes
>>74730435
==b
>>74730245
the appease the j00s to make the anti-mudslime-stance more effective.
plus, if even the j00s vote FPÖ, they can't be that bad, rite? ;^)
>>74730469
literally Hitler
Why will he make Austria great again, i.e., what are his policies?
>>74730469
He's the keypiece in the reclamation of Europe
>>74730529
How about you stop spreading this meme, dipshit? This is a place how high memetic density, and you could really make that happen because you couldn't shut your retarded yapper.
>>74730341
16:45 the state television starts the special programme, 15 minutes later the first results
>>74730539
With your logic vdb would be Stalin then
>>74730558
He carries a gun with him, so that allone makes me want him to be Pres.
>>74730530
You forgot your proxy, m80.
>>74722401
Following your advice and will go vote after work.
>>74730590
Can you use words?
I can't really infer anymore what "meme" is supposed to mean here.
Are you insinuating that it might be my fault that Hofer loses (lol)?
>>74730465
Holy shit this is hilarious
>>74730630
I'm in Spain for a few months for work
>>74730614
>He carries a gun with him
Concealed carry is legal over there? Huh, never knew.
>>74730558
Step 1: Don't be Sweden
When will we know the results, will they broadcast a live counting?
>>74730684
It's legel in Germany, too. The average mortal just doesn't get a permit -.-
Good luck Austria!
>>74730684
Its retarded how restricted it is.
They kept it in the Waffengesetz to allow for stuff like bodyguards, and almost every aspect of the "Waffenschein" can be very precisely defined.
What time in ET?
>>74730684
he's 3rd president of the Nationalrat. so I guess he has special rights to do so
>>74730684
ofc he doesn't CC. He just has the permit.
>>74730465
don't let the communists win, vote Hofer!
>>74730738
17:00 we will see the first results.
depending on the outcome today, we might have to wait until monday for the final result, since the lettervotes will be counted out on monday
>>74730658
Fucking newfags, I swear...
>>74730449
lel, the godfather of this party is rolling around in his grave so violently, it's setting of another tsunami
>>74730751
It's pretty infuriating.
>Merkel runs around with half an army in her tow
>average citizen has to jump through countless hoops to be allowed to even just own one and is essentially banned forever from carrying it
>>74730813
/pol/ has become far to popular it is a good example of what happens when you can't control your borders.
>>74730813
>newfag
please
I took a break off /pol/ and came back yesterday to watch the presidential election and enjoy the memes.
Memes are image macros, not actual words you can use in a sentence so I will ask you a second time to communicate to me what the fuck
>>74730590
this post was supposed to have as a message.
>>74730531
so you wanna have all this sjw and asyl friendly mind-set? cause that's what israel promotes
>>74730921
you are correct but id rather have hofer who occasionaly says he supports israel but doesnt put their degeneracy to action than a green faggot
>>74730353
the former
I really wished the EU was more like it.
Fighting each other all the time, but sticking together when threats from outside arise.
While the EU acts diplomatic and friendly with each other but it's every man/country for himself the moment real problems appeared.
>>74730902
...were you by chance given an education in America or are you just genuinely retarded?
Hat jemand ein Foto eines für Hofer angekreuzten Wahlzettels?
Ich brauch eines zum trollen von Linken.
>>74730902
>Memes are image macros, not actual words you can use in a sentence
Since it's obvious that you have no clue what you're talking about, why don't you just zip it?
>>74731014
what the fuck are you doing you cuck
>>74722862
Über Österreich lacht die sonne, über Deutschland die Welt
>>74728455
Kek, will join around three o'clock
>>74730921
forgot to add, it promotes this for every country, except their own, i don't get why anyone still takes them seriously
>>74730975
dude, it does not matter. there is a grand masterplan to destabilize europe, the ride will not end
>>74728098
I wouldn't give a shit cause i was smart enough to hold my tongue in public
>>74730994
The EU is a Schönwetterbündnis. Completely point- and useless because they only "help" each other if everything is already going fine anyway.
are you austria-anons afraid of the memes if VdB wins?
>>74721679
The Austrian president has the power to dissolve government right?
What are the odds that Hofer does just that, forcing elections, getting an FPÖ win resulting in an Öxit?
Anybody else feel like vdb is wasting his chances of ever bein president? If the political climate where any differente he would have smashed the election.
Are you voting for HC Strache?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0510mbtg2c
>>74728455
>all of those retards believing it
>>74730921
israel supports muslim immigration to europe?
can you back up that statement?
>>74731135
>Implying the left can meme
>you were born in time to witness the rebirth of European nationalism
>>74728455
I would but the mods aren't approving my posts
>>74731105
sure it wont end, but at least we can gather the butthurt from the greenfags
its better than nothing
think about this:
if there were violent uprisings to occur
would vdb or hofer send out the army against the people?
I'm on my way to vote Hofer.
Greetings from the tyrol
Anschluss when?
Right-wing death squads when?
>>74731035
>>74731008
Do what I told you to do.
Clear up your post where you replaced the important nouns with the word "meme" making the post extremely difficult to understand you braindead fuckwits.
>>74728455
Thats a whole lot of SJW talk right there.
>>74731150
He wouldn't do it out of tactical reasons. It doesn't help your party's cause to crash the parliament and force elections.
He won't even have to do much, his presence would already further destabilize the coalition. I have serious doubts about Kern's ability to turn things around, so we might be faced with new elections in autumn or by next year anyway.
>>74722731
ask her if she knows who owned the slave ships?
>>74730245
That's what you have to do as a right winger today to avoid the "muh nazis"
I'd rather have have an euro sceptic, anti-immigration party in power than some 1933 nostalgic autists who can't even get 1% of the votes
>>74721679
good luck norbert
>>74731053
Österreich Über Alles in der Welt.
So what are the chances of them winning?
Occasionally I read about a survey in Austria where the majority wants 1 strong leader, or where the majority votes "far right".
>>74731229
Just write one comment with:
„Sieht so aus, als ob meine Postings jedes mal manuell geprüft werden. Damit kann ich nicht effektiv tickern :(“
Then the mod will unlock your account.
I did this.
>>74731294
>Anschluss when?
>Implying I'd want to live in the same country as those German cucks
Come on Austria, don't fuck this up, this could lead the long-awaited full pendulum swing in western Europe!
Dont fuck this up you niggers. not everyone has the chance to make their country great again
>>74731304
It's not my problem that your understanding of what memes are comes from 9gag, you dumb shit.
>>74731416
We're anschlussing Bavaria m8
When will preliminary results be posted?
>>74731174
Blaming the political climate. He lost the moment he said that he is independent and wouldn't swear in a FPÖ government.
I would love to see him win, just to fuck with him during official Q and As
>>74731150
That's strategic suicide.
Parties who initiated the dissolution of parliament generally had a losing voter trend (the ÖVP tried this many times in the last 30 years and each time they lost voters, with their main objective being to gain a popular majority).
This coalition is totally fucked because 3/4 of the cuckservative party wants to uncuck itself and run Austria properly again while the SPÖ is experiencing a meltdown since half of them are powerhungry enough to tolerate an FPÖ coalition while the other half (paid globalist shills) aren't.
Both major establishment parties are so corrupt to the core that they are about to implode.
When the chancellor resigned 2 weeks ago, he also resigned as party head of the SPÖ. He did this after bending to the cuckservatives and changing his opinion on a large range of topics.
>>74731446
geh scheissen orschloch
>>74731282
>tfw you will never have a mountain view from your home
>>74731309
When is the government's term due to end officially? Sounds like your gov is a bit like ours, walking on eggshells just so they can make it to the end of their term while getting destroyed in the polls.
>>74731282
lovely view anon
>>74731294
only with bavaria
soon
>>74730776
in 4h45
>>74731396
Is standard.at your leftist cesspool?
>>74731509
Second half of 2018 iirc.
That's a long way to go, and the current government is even its own type of record holder, its the 2nd/3rd government this millennium which has managed over 2.5 years in power. I think we had 1 legislative period that lasted the full 5 years since 2000.
>>74731555
jo
>>74731053
A.E.I.O.U.!
>>74731555
Yes
Also checked
>>74731555
It actually was a good newspaper a few years ago — but now it's more cancer than some leftie Facebook group
>>74731474
>9fag confirmed
Kek
>>74729219
>for czechia
just kill yourself
>>74731670
but isnt that your new official english name?
>>74729274
>2 male Wahlwerbers
>You weant it gendered
Are we the only sane country left?
>>74730766
We will need it
>>74731474
>>74731595
kek, sounds a lot like Dutch politics except in the mountains. I assume FPÖ wants a referendum on EU membership if they do manage to get into government?
>tfw I know fuck all about mountain german politics
>>74731670
>>74729219
Just look south around 17:00 today.
The sun might look like pic related.
>>74731767
>swedish flag
>Only sane country
Use a vpn if you write stuff like that, you made me spill my coffee
Godspeed, Austria.
>>74731767
Oh Sven...
Why are you allowed to take your phone to the voting boot?
>>74731798
>mountain German
the real bergjuden are the Swiss. They managed to not get themselves cucked into an EU.
The FPÖ warns and keeps a eurosceptic tone on the EU.
I don't really know if their tenacity will bring them to actually push a referendum, but I cannot imagine it before 2020 even with Brexit. Hofer put in a tactical move to say "I don't want to leave the EU", so for the next 4-6 months that option is effectively blocked.
Doesn't matter though, in the coming 6 months another wave of a million niggers will storm Europe, people who didn't wake up 2015 will wake up now or they're lost completely.
Btw, sumpf-deutschland we don't live in fear of being drowned lol.
>>74731918
Do you think you'll get a pat-down before going into the booth?
>>74721679
The guy is more tanned than any Brazilian around here
Will MENA immigrants be 'repatriated'?
>>74731548
Thanks senpai
>>74731796
>Hofer has a black, white and red tie
These fucking cartoonists, every time
>>74731918
Tbh why wouldn't you? Although it would be pretty embarrassing if the committee would hear a "click" from the camera.
>>74731918
What kind of a nigger part of Italy do you live in where you go through a metal detector before the voting area?
>>74723694
wtf is up with that cat?
It looks like it has an extra leg at the front
>>74731821
nice, bro
>>74731200
What a lovely image
Hofer will make Anime real!
>>74731979
it's well known that monkeys don't tan
>>74731670
>Implying that green zombie wouldn't bash czechia nonstop for temelin and zeman and rapefugees and etc
>>74731999
You don't go through a metal detector but they can void your vote if you lie about not having a phone
>>74731821
>Cross your pick
This triggers the kike.
>>74732020
>Flüchtlinge
>No war in Germany, no war in Switzerland
>Balkankrieg seit mehr als 10 Jahren vorbei
>>74732020
>wie viel kriegst du denn so?
Nobody is getting paid to shill for Hofer. It is a Green Party funded lie.
>>74732068
What the fuck?
Can you quote an English excerpt of your laws pertaining to this?
That sounds so retarded.
>>74732045
>>Implying that green zombie wouldn't bash czechia nonstop for temelin
Hofer might do that as well.
>>74731798
I doubt they'll immediately push for a referendum. But I could see them holding referendums on EU topics, and generally being a nuisance in Brussels (a bit like the FN now).
To be honest, I'm sick of the current political caste that just bends over to the EU all the time. We're a net payer, we control the most important Alpine pass and yet our politicians never use this leverage. Just look at Poland. They're not afraid to stand in for their interests, so why should we?
Stop this shit, people
They will bann me (again).
>>74731918
Why would having a phone in there matter?
It's not like you can cheat on a ballot...
>>74732116
Actually I get 50 cents per post.
>>74731949
Shame that it's gonna take so long, but here's hoping.
>Btw, sumpf-deutschland we don't live in fear of being drowned lol.
We're the tallest people in the world, so our heads are always above sea level. I actually live a few meters above sea level, so when the flood comes I'll be living near the beach.
>>74732177
Hast keinen älteren Account? Sone Eintagsfliege wird schnell gebannt.
>>74721679
Freedom Party of Austria(FPÖ) leadership:
Anton Reinthaller (1956–1980)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_Reinthaller
>attacking nazi anti-Semitism
>opposed Anschluss
Conclusion: an Jewish Habsburg anti-Hitler
Norbert Steger (1980–1986)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norbert_Steger
>He sought to turn the party to become something of an Austrian version of the German Free Democratic Party, focusing on free market and anti-statist policies.
Conclusion: Jew capitalist
Jörg Haider (1986–2000)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%B6rg_Haider
>opposed both to the political Catholicism of the Austrian People's Party and the socialist views
>Pan-German movement, it included both German-nationalist and liberal political views
>gay
Conclusion: national populist playboy
Heinz-Christian Strache (2005–present)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinz-Christian_Strache
>Wien darf nicht Istanbul werden (Vienna must not become Istanbul)
>Pummerin statt Muezzin (Pummerin, not muezzin). Pummerin is the main bell in St. Stephan's Cathedral in Vienna, and so a religious Christian symbol in Vienna.
Conclusion: I am going to get those Christian/Jewish votes that oppose EU Jews/Christians importing more migrants
http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/the-british-stereotype-map-of-europe-according-to-google--bJGV43V8gmb
>Austria
>racist
well, them pakis ain't wrong
>>74732020
Für Trollkommentare bezahlt werden wäre echt einer der schönsten berufe die ich mir vorstellen könnte. So viel butthurt. Nur würde ich eher für PC Komponenten Hersteller oder Autohersteller shillen
>>74728455
>Lookism
PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-
>>74732172
I am pretty sure he won't push the rapefugee agenda at least
>>74732020
>wieviel kriegst du denn so?
25 (You)s
Viel Glück, Österreicher Bürger
>>74732172
And let's not forget the Benes decrees.
I voted or VdB in hopes that him winning would annoy /pol/. Then again, Hofer winning would annoy quite a few people anyway, so it's a win-win for me, regardless of the outcome.
Bring it on!
>>74732251
Die sind bereits gebannt.
Hatte einen für über 10 Jahre :(
Dem hab ich nachgetrauert.
>>74732180
You can sell your vote though... (yes, our laws are made with the south in mind and it does happen)
>>74732141
Maybe i was wrong it doesn't say about voiding the vote but you can jailed for up to 6 months and fined up to 1000€, i wouldn't know where to find it in english
>>74731537
Thanks Britfriend!
It's such a lovely day today!
>>74732175
>To be honest, I'm sick of the current political caste that just bends over to the EU all the time.
At least you already got rid of your old chancellor.
>Merkel's comment on him was "He enters EU meetings without an opinion and leaves with mine"
VERLINKT DOCH MAL DIE KOMMENTARE IHR HURENSÖHNE
>>74732274
hehe, den Hinweis muss ich beim nächsten mal bringen.
>>74732313
[Charakterjude intensiviert sich]
>>74732330
Das Fühl, wenn dich solche Bilder immer wieder Stolz machen, ein Österreicher zu sein.
>>74732326
> but you can jailed for up to 6 months and fined up to 1000€
I assume it would be punishment for "breaking order"?
Is it to keep people from slowing down the voting process?
My local voting center has so few people coming to it that I can take my time in there and take pictures.
Not to mention all the "upstanding" boomers vote at 8:05 on the dot in the morning, so when I roll in at 2 PM no one is there.
>>74732175
It's absolutely maddening to see the biggest net payers being such absolute cucks. It's the same in Britain and over here.
It's high time we get something in exchange for this drain on our economies.
>>74732330
Glorious. Imagine people living in cities.
>>74731282
>>74732330
Man, that's fucking magical.
>>74732414
Ich kenne das Gefühl, Bruder
>>74732313
Omg, you're such a funny memester anon!
Haha, who cares about elections amirite?!!)XDDD)))))XDD
Kill yourself.
>>74732474
When I used to live in Vienna I had a beautiful view of trees and greenery out my back window. Always had fresh air too.
>yfw there's people who live in Plattenbauten and all they see is other Plattenbauten
>>74732330
Any idea why there is no google street view in Austria? Some privacy laws?
Do it Austria.
Do it for us all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ
>>74732252
>Muh jews
>>74732446
>Is it to keep people from slowing down the voting process?
No it's to prevent people in the south from selling their vote to the mafia but it's not like they can check you so it's pretty much impossible to enforce
>>74732524
Nope, du Beidl, Selbstmord ist unchristlich.
>>74731703
Well our name is still Czech republic. They came up with Czechia only because we haven't official one word name in United NAtions database. This name also doesn't take into account other historic czech lands, it like you would start calling for example Styria to your whole country.
>>74732560
Google removed all street views from austria and germany a while back. Germany's been slowly coming back tho.
>>74732414
>tfw no mountains
Austria is an absolutely beautiful country. Had difficulty keeping my eyes on the road when I drove through a couple years ago.
>>74732576
>dem titties
>>74732550
>live in plattenbau
>view from my window is concrete
>go to window on opposite site
>18th century castle
This city is kinda fucked up
>>74732474
Many older housing complexes have a big park in the middle. You might not see it from the outside, but you don't have to give up every single bit of greenery when moving to the city.
>>74732598
Well being a cucked turbovirgin isn't really Christian either, and yet here you are.
Want to tell us your pathetic life story?
>>74732634
Just don't visit larger cities because most of them look like utter shit.
nice
Anybody trying to post on standard.at liveticker and getting censored the fuck out of?
This makes me mad. I know standard.at is a leftist, red VdB cuck thing, but I just do not understand why they want to actively censor Hofer posters. Whenever I post, I am either censored or the postings are delayed 10min, ... so that in the liveticker they are irrelevant and only appear far below where noone reads them.
Why are leftist such asshole anti-democrats?
>>74732598
Musst du dich halt von einer anderen Person aus dem Leben geleiten lassen. Schaden würd's net.
>>74732701
HAHA, so they didn't censor that. Standard is getting weak...
>>74732693
Was just passing through on my way to Slovenia, so I only saw the highways. I kinda want to retire to a little mountain village just so I can wake up to those views every single day.
>>74732560
>>74732611
There are major restrictions for Google if they want to do Street View here, so they basically said fuck it.
>>74728455
>lookistisch
is this another troll or serious?
>>74732723
Und auf die Gaudi hier verzichten? Ach bitte, Horstl.
>>74730245
There's always this idiot
>hey guys, stop voting for the party that can win! Instead, vote for this party consisting of mostly neonazis that wouldn't be allowed to do anything even if they did win!
so smart, so redpilled
Austria, you are starting a movement...
Who would have thought a country only known for being confused with us could start the kebab removal in Europe?
>>74732791
Dude, that's my dream, i nice, cozy hut made out of wood in the mountains, still with technology, but a bit less then i have now i would say. Just the nature and a bombastic view.
>>74732550
I'd probably go insane seeing Plattenbau all day.
>>74732649
I know, m8. But I just can't stand all that grey in cities. There's still great parks in them most of the time.
>>74732834
Hedonistensau.
>>74732846
That feel when Tony Abbott came two years early and was kicked out for pissing off swing voters over his shitty budget before the real party got started
>>74732880
Thanks to LTE you have fast Internet in the woods.
>inb4 RARE
So what are the pre-election polls looking like? Only a handful on the Wiki page.
>>74732897
>I'd probably go insane seeing Plattenbau all day.
To imagine some city people don't mind this sort of disconnect from nature at all.
They live surrounded by concrete at all times for years.
>>74732648
lol
I know literally nothing about Austrian politics, but if you're voting for an anti-EU nationalist, you have my blessing. Make Austria-Hungary great again
>>74721679
when do you find out who won?
how many hours from now?
>>74732325
Typ unter Kollegen.
Neue Accounts mit VPN anlegen. Erste 10 Posts nicht den Power Level zeigen und dann bist de frei bis die Blockwaarte auf dich aufmerksam geworden sind.
Was auch zu helfen scheint sind viele Follower und wenn du vielen Followst
Auch hat der Standard hat seine Bannwut etwas abgelegt da sie massiv Leute an die Krone verloren haben.
>>74732514
I hope it stays that way!
>>74731116
Thanks. You worded it way better than me.
>>74732922
It will be a close race, Finnland.
>>74732902
Ein Aspekt bei dem die Italiener uns immer einen Schritt voraus waren - das Leben zu geniessen.
>>74732951
>Austria-Hungary(anti-Nazi)
>Germany-Austria(Nazi)
pick one you deluded retard
>>74732978
5 hours from now
GET HYPE
>>74732990
This reminds me of Wellington, New Zealand when I went there.
Honestly I could have just dropped dead and had no complaints when I was there.
>>74732946
I have Plattenbauten and a junkyard in front of my window...
What are polls looking like, lads?
>>74732922
>inb4 RARE
LALE
dubs decide my derstandard name
>>74732946
In the right lighting conditions, even the most run-down communal housing complex can look beautiful, in its on twisted ways.
After a while you just don't mind it anymore. The benefits of living in urban areas simply outweigh the disadvantages for some people. But it is true that I'd prefer to raise my children in the countryside.
>>74733081
posting for
>Master of C.ucks
>>74733081
vdcuck
>>74733010
Und schau dir an was Italien für ein Drecksloch ist. Dahin führt so eine Einstellung wie deine.
>>74732474
MAKE ALPS GREAT AGAIN
>>74733081
Aron Zweier
>>74733081
Alexander "Mein Packerl is leer, holn ma noch mehr Futschis her" van der Bellen.
>>74732922
Polls aren't worth the paper they're printed on in this case, shy Tory effect times five.
Considering there are about 1 million posted ballots, we'll know the proper result on Monday only - unless it's a landslide.
>>74733154
>>74733161
hat mir zulang gedauert
>make austria great again
ist mein name
>>74733199
Checked.
>>74732946
Well, I guess you get used to it. Or if you grow up with it you don't know any different.
>>74733199
Perfect.
>>74733196
that makes me so fucking jealous bruder
>>74733199
winner
>>74733081
Van der Bellend
>>74733223
>Considering there are about 1 million posted ballots, we'll know the proper result on Monday only - unless it's a landslide.
Some people are saying five hours, others are saying Monday. Which is it, lads?
>>74733199
What's "Packerl"?
>>74733196
can i go there ? ;--;
>>74733196
GLORIOUS COUNTRY
>>74733269
5 hours for the regularly votes, monday for the postal vote
>>74733275
Päckchen
>>74733081
>dubs decide my derstandard name
It doesn't matter. You will not be able to post live. They will censor you.
I have a standard.at - Profile since 2013. On 24 April, they let me post normally and live, like anyone else, despite saying I support Hofer.
Not any more. Now they automatically put a 10min hold on all posts, so that it is impossible to post live. Forget derstandard. They do not want anyone but VdB shills.
>>74733255
How many kotblinis do you have? Got some rare ones?
>>74733309
Will the postal votes make that much of a difference?
>>74733317
Thanks.
Any swiss bros here?
I really want to know their opinion.
By the way: CAN'T HURT THE BERT
>>74733337
Hofer needs 51,5% to win without the postal vote
Van der Bellen needs to reach at least 48% to have a chance to win with the postal vote.
>>74733168
Typisch Oesterreich - keine Ahnung haben, aber trotzdem schoen Scheisse reden. Fahr mal nach Urbino, Fermo, Foligno, Civitavecchia, .. die Leut dort geniessen das Leben wie's die Oesterreicher vielleicht aus Maerchen kennen.
Aber hast recht. Grantig rummodern ist viel geiler..
>>74733337
Hard to say without knowing the results of the direct vote. I think one Anon mentioned that they had 1 million postal votes, which in a country of just 8.5 million is a lot.
>>74733336
I got a pretty large folder, will post them if you want.
>>74733384
Norbert "Braunhemden statt Braunhauten" Hofer
Norbert "Aryer statt Scharia" Hofer
Norbert "Mond und Stern sind mir fern" Hofer
Norbert "Islamisten ausmisten" Hofer
Norbert "Zu kuhn fur grun" Hofer
Norbert "Querschnittssyndom statt Minareten am Dom" Hofer
Alexander "nicht mal der Sohn meiner Frau wahlt blau" van der Bellen
Alexander "mit den blauen an der Macht wunsch ich gute Nacht" van der Bellen
Alexander "lieber abtauchen statt aufhoren zu rauchen" van der Bellen
Alexander "Muslime im Getriebe" van der Bellen
Alexander "die Blauen mocht ich verhauen" van der Bellen
Alexander "lieber Lungenkrebs statt verstopften Herzgefas" van der Bellen
Alexander "Staatsburgerschaft gehort abgeschafft" van der Bellen
Alexander "Neger mach ich zu Standartentrager" van der Bellen
>>74733196
It's great already desu
They don't get the reference
>>74733336
I only have a non-rare kot blini
>>74732880
>tfw /pol/acks buy a bunch of land in the middle of nowhere and found Polberg
>>74733384
can't knüppel the krüppel
>>74733196
hows the internet speed up there?
Tut es für uns, Brüder! Wenn FPÖ und Trump am Ende die Sieger sind, zeigt ihr, dass es in Deutschland auch bergauf gehen kann!
>>74732576
Skinheads are by far the worst nationalistic people I've ever met. You can't stand their rant for more than five minutes without the wish to commit suicide.
I'd rather spend my time with nationalistic or traditionalistic elites, at least they know how to form a sentence or two.
>>74733432
It would be the gayest place on earth
>>74733410
Hallo /deutsch/!
>>74733410
To google translate we go
>>74733427
Holy fuck, they are helpless.
>>74733431
Any blini is welcome
>>74733463
Best kot.
>>74733392
Ja, weil "das Leben genießen" alles ist.
Hat sich ein Itakker an deiner Oma vergriffen oder woher kommt so eine pflichtunbewusste Unart?
>>74733386
>>74733399
Wow, that's crazy - over a million postal votes. Usually it's older (typically conservative) people who vote postal, I thought, but I'll just wait a few hours and see what happens.
new thread when?
>>74733337
8,7 million citizens, approx 900k votes coming in through postal votes. And there are loads of people who don't vote at all, so things may get hairy.
>>74733331
du hast recht nichts wird angezeigt
>>74733473
>Implying I don't live in the gayest place on earth already
At least it will have a nice view and no fugees.
>>74733399
>. I think one Anon mentioned that they had 1 million postal votes, which in a country of just 8.5 million is a lot.
And the voters list from the postal vote will reflect everyone who died in Austria for the last 30 years.
>>74733460
It's because their whole ideology isn't based on celebrating the own culture and being proud of it but on hating other cultures.
Nothing productive can come from an ideology that is inherently negative.
>>74733410
>nicht mal der Sohn meiner Frau wahlt blau
>>74733447
I'm not up there right now, don't know. Photo is a bit older.
we have to make give Hofer a proper head start before those 1 million mail voters ruin it!
when will be the first projection out?
>>74733869
4 hours from now
we're in the new thread, friends!
>>74732655
>>74732655
>>74732655
>>74733427
Top/Cuck
>>74722066
Well, grab as many as your pals and drag them to vote for him. Help me redpill this shithole here by setting an example!
>Center right
Aren't those guys cuckservatives? These guys probably apologize for the holocaust, hate Hitler, and don't want to kill people because of their race.
>>74731393
>forgetting best country on the pic
shame on whoever drew this.
>>74733392
>Fahr mal in Feriengebiete
>da sind alle voll locker drauf!
Hat schon jemand Zahlen aus Gemeinden?
>>74734346
>Implying jewburg is diffrent to german belgium
![1463894792001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9GaRjnV.jpg "1463894792001[1]")
