Imagine being a slav
>>74654880
That gopnik has a fucking fresh barcode haircut.
Where can I get one brate?
No thanks
imagine no possessions
it's easy if you try
>>74654880
I don't need to imagine it
>>74654880
I like their wommenz
>>74654880
>>74654880
No thank you.
>>74655304
>russia is free country
>meanwhile britain is socialist shithole right now
who's the loser in this scenario
Imagine being a slav
>imagine
>>74654880
Quite easy, being a Slav in the times where white men are encouraging to be queers and weak.
It's good to be a species of men.
just imagine
>>74655378
looks like Ben Shapiro
>>74656034
jokes on you thats ben shapiro on krokodil
>>74655824
You are not a species of men
>>74655861
Sure
>>74654880
Slavic women are beautiful, yet the thought of having a half slav son ruins it.
Would die trying to ride bear/10.
>>74655378
Is that Ben "shill-boy" Shapiro?
>>74655369
>who's the loser in this scenario
Brazil
>>74654880
I don't have to
>>74656034
this image is very comfy
>>74654919
Go to the barber and ask for the "Chechen Checkout."
>>74654880
Even he has a gf.
i cant
>>74654880
must be a breddy comfy life tbqh
there seems so little to be going on upstairs when you look at his eyes
he probably doesn't care about anything but eating and fucking
>>74654880
i am slavic
>>74655378
oh look it's shapiro's mongoloid cousin
no need imagining brate
Sounds terrible.
So I'm curious how slav do you count Czech as?
I'm thinking of my knees exploding from all the squatting. Feels bad man.
Imagine being anglo
>>74654880
You mean "white" nigger?
-No
>>74658063
German-Slav hybrid
best type of Slav
>>74658200
Funny, i was alway ashamed of my german blood.
>>74655378
>le cranky jew
>>74658258
>implying you have any
All these 60% white haters...
>>74658153
Imagine being American.
Oh wait, that's all you already do
>>74654880
What's this weird slavic haircut that I keep seeing called?
>>74658258
>rape baby, lol
More like Russian blood.
>>74658181
k
>tfw Polish grandfather
>tfw people have said you look like a Slav
>>74655071
scouser faggot
>>74655378
[screams in conservative values]
>>74658460
how much Russian blood do West Slavs have?
>>74658488
so you are like you want Trident missiles and social housing but at the same time, deep down you know you could build your own rocket to go to space?
>What kind of haircut you want blyat?
>You know the barcode on pack of energy drinks?
>Say no more
>>74658440
I'm already American m8
No need to get salty over the eternal anglo meme
>>74654880
This picture is proof that everything is possible for you permavirgins
Squatting is a really only gopnik-tier though, no one squats in eastern Europe.
>>74658393
Man... you probably have some too... look in any history book...
slavic life is great
>>74658615
The Anglo is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Anglo and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
>>74658741
i definately do
>>74654880
Always
>>74654880
>imagine not being a slav
>imagine being a filthy germanic barbarian or eternal anglo
>>74658541
>keep importing muslims and soon there will be none
achievement unlocked
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/663341/Amid-rising-tensions-Austria-reveals-it-has-received-more-asylum-applications-than-BIRTHS
>>74658615
pay debts
>>74654880
>even he has a gf
>>74654880
easy. i've been squatting all my life
that would be the perfect excuse to run around in adidas all day.
>>74654880
>>74658447
The Chechen Checkout
>>74658604
Lol, people make fun of that haircut all the time, comparsion to barcodes is something new.
>>74657518
Underrated
>>74654880
DON'T POKE THE BEAR BURGER!
>>74659026
>dat fucking pic
lel
>>74659112
>but comparsion to the
>>74658602
Why is /pol/ defending Slavs? They have been the ultimate cucks for generations.
>>74659026
Is that the monolith from 2001?
I am a slav. And it's not special
>inb4 diaspora fag
This should answer most questions:
Family has been here since 50's
>No we did not flee any wars
We came here to work
>No not as toilet cleaners
And most important
>not your typical suka bljat
>came before turks and Moroccans
>hate most of them
Cherry-picking.
>>74659285
>>74658181
>Is a Finn
>Questions someone else's whiteness
Go back to Ulan Bator, half-chink Finngolian.
>>74658200
Cool
>>74659494
10/10 would attend her class
*dies of complications from aids*
>>74659489
Why do all the women look normal but the men all look......different.
>>74659499
>when you realize that girl is too white to be a First Lady in the USA
>>74659494
wew lad
>>74659572
honestly I was surprised to learn Russia had niggers.
![abstract+feel[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V7fARTV.jpg "abstract+feel[1].jpg")
>>74654880
Imagine being half-slav and half-nigger in a slav country
>>74659153
>>74659404
forty keks
>>74654880
So far 99% of the pictures posted here are Russia.
Russians aren't slavic. They are Slav-mongoloid mutts.
>>74659632
>>74654880
No.
The worst people say about Russian trash is they are poor, ugly, stupid and drink a lot. American trash is much, much worse. Think about that the next time you find it fashionable to hate on slavs.
>mfw I can wear comfy track pants everywhere I go because I'm a slav
>>74659663
>>74659499
the girl in your pic is quite literally from Russia
>>74659494
Comic sans text on board says "single"
>>74659693
>>74659499
>>74659751
the nenets republic of russia
>>74659793
is that colloquial meaning for cвoбoднa (free)?
Why are Slavic Women so beautiful, and why are Slavic men so ugly?
It's as if they were created to be fucked by Germans and Anglos.
>>74659663
How about her?
>>74659748
It's funny how typical this kind of shit is in russia
>>74659404
what? you telling me i throw a Cable over this wire and i have Power on it?
>>74658816
>>74659947
>>74659947
mongol blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySGY-_TCOW0
>>74659947
you are Chinese, so you are out.
>Germans usually get fucked anyway.
>>74659947
We don't have to be pretty because we act like men, not like circumcised weak little leaf cucks.
No wonder you have to put on makeup to make ugly women even consider you.
>>74660052
At least we know he squats low
>>74659531
that guy on the left looks like he is about to fuck the chicken
Have some russian prole art
>>74660008
>>74660177
>>74654880
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
I JUST WANT TO BE AN AMERIFAT
>>74659751
>>74659885
Is this any better? This Finn even chimped out in typical bloodthirsty Mongol fashion.
>>74660187
>>74660231
>>74660084
only East Slavs have it. South Slavs have Turk blood too. West Slavs are part-Germanic, the superior Slavs brand, see >>74659999
>>74660177
>>74660220
>>74654880
> have a 9.5/10 face
> have your hair cut like that
why
>>74659931
Yep
>>74660231
why would anyone ever want that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A
>>74659181
woof woof blyat
>>74659947
Slavnigger women don't age well
>how to squat like a slav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM
>>74660192
I would rather have these working class people as my neighbors than LaShenuniqe form Detroit.
Call me crazy.
>>74660309
>>74659611
Chimpchelle will be gone in little time my friend, while Finns and Magyars are chinks eternally.
>>74659574
>slav women
>look normal
Most of the ones already posted have that weird sunken-eyes-protruding-mouth thing the men have.
>>74655369
>shithole
what, you mean with our wealth and higher quality of life. nice try Brasil.
>>74654880
>Look another Ivan with disrespect
>Get into a life treating fight
>Murder or get Murdered
>10/10 qt3.14 girlfriend waiting you in bed
>1/10 potato food with no meat every dinner
>Chronic alcoholism
>Based commie bloc where you can squat looking the city below you
>Only own 2 comfy Adidas suit
This is the Slav life.
>>74660106
I have blue eyes kiddo
>>74660378
On the other side, tha middle one would be somwhere between 40 and 50.
>>74660294
I'm dying over here
>>74660370
would waifu
>>74660487
This is clearly a slavaboo American from /k/.
What does Adidas spend on marketing tracksuits to Eastern Europe?
>>74659632
We do. One lives in 100 meters from me. I think he is the only one in our city.
>>74657518
Kek'd
>>74660508
so does he
Why do slavs squat so much?
>>74660359
>camera angle used to hide weak chin
Shamefur dispray
>>74660359
FTFY
>>74654880
>imagined
>feels good
>>74659233
This is the pic I was expecting
>>74660565
>>74660565
Knowing Slavs they are buying knock off adidas
>>74660300
Actually come to think about it, yeah. The guy doesn't even look remotely bad.
>>74659153
What the fuck, story behind this. I need to understand, please.
>>74660570
1 in an entire city isn't bad
>>74660604
no chairs, blyat
>>74660600
Try finding matching images. You will find none.
>>74660466
hahhaaha
That's Russia alright.
>>74660624
thank you fellow slavposter
>>74655378
> t. pots made out of jars and plastic containers
> t. foil on windows
> t. wooden windows
> t. dirty walls
> t. old fashioned cover on bed
welcome home, son
are slavs even humans?
>>74660382
this is fucking good!
I better go and practice.
![Slavs_Squatting_Squat_Proper_Gear[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZhRWUyg.jpg "Slavs_Squatting_Squat_Proper_Gear[1].jpg")
>>74654880
>Wake up at 1 PM
>Go to work
>Remember you don't have one
>Sit with Grigori and Dimitri, drink vodka and play dice
>Beat some guy up in the street with your slav gang and steal his money
>Buy noodles, eat it raw
>Call babushka
>Eat last week's pizza and drink cheap vodka
>Pray to Putin, masturbate to old Soviet pics in the internet
>Cry to sleep
>>74659663
One of these days we will see the end result of that
>>74658541
considering we raped every single one of them on the way to berlin... quite a bit.
>>74660748
yes
I love Slavposting.
>>74654880
Why imagine when you can do?
Tell me about the slav. Why does he squat?
>>74660470
Russia has more options to develop into a thriving country, after Putin has gone. The UK slowly goes into shit: the mayor, refugees, gays, etc. But at this point I rather want to be a toilet cleaner in England than to be a loyal servant of pro-Putin businesses in Russia.
>>74659447
Notice no mobility scooters?
>>74660466
Damn that's ghetto but also ingenious.
>>74654880
>>74660231
Instead of wanting magically become someone your not, try to make Bulgaria great. Do what you can to make yourself be proud bulgarian.
>>74660644
Adibas masterrace
>>74660928
That was a great thread
>>74659632
Yep they came with communism... equality and all that shit.
Same thing as is happening in Europe now, and that gave your niggers freedom.
>>74659663
my grandpa fucked your grandma. We are probably related.
>>74660848
Because he tired to stand and there is nothing to seat on.
>>74661061
do they behave like niggers too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUx3h63Xbpk
>random Yugo's in public ask where I'm from in Balkan
>wearing 3 stripes adidas track suits right now
>do kickboxing
>slav hair
well at least i'm not black
>>74658181
>>74654880
ok
>>74660848
A lot of dexterity for a long-term alcoholic
>>74660382
Low ankle mobility, do you even try?
>>74660698
WHAT DID HE SAY?
>>74661209
Get the fuck out of my board and go breed Ivan
>>74660378
Yes but we fuck then since they are 10-11 so its ok.
When they hit 30 they go to shit, but at least they are great mothers and cooks.
Also coming from Greece that is rich.... lol
>>74658754
fuck off texas
you're going to wish you were american when we give you back to mehico
>>74661209
Didn't this happen in Massachusetts?
>>74660466
Is that a bathtub bong
meanwhile the eternal anglo
>>74660924
They can't afford them.
>>74660233
In the current year being a bit bloodthirsty is only good thing. https://youtu.be/U52KX9L7HHg
>>74661302
told him that if he wanted revenge for killing his parents, he'd be waiting.
>>74661152
Nope. Considering the state of our "welfare" most of our niggers are those who graduated out of university and decided to stay in Russia instead of returning to their countries (because they are even worse).
>>74661104
I doubt it.
Now go back to rushing B.
>>74654880
>tfw a slav
it's pretty ordinary existence, really
might be cause I don't live in the really hardcore slav countries
we don't even have kvas here
>no kvas
>barely slav
It of not easy everyday.
>>74661209
in slavland grils rape men?
>>74654880
If you pull that vodka off, slavs die ?
>>74661380
yes
>>74660848
sitting on the cold surface ensures you a hemorrhoids. So you niid some thermoisolation such as air.
>>74661415
No fucking way
>>74661526
you didn't hear about that woman who beat the shit out of a robber, tied him up and raped him for 3 days?
>>74661040
cute
>>74661522
The one with gold stripes is probably for sunday church
>>74661482
>>74659153
holy fuck
no way would I let my kid on that
>>74660455
fetal alcohol syndrome
>>74660686
>>74661622
safe fun ride for slav young child
>>74661621
top kek
>>74657485
This one too, for some strange reason.
Reminds me of old video games background/skyboxes.
>>74661152
Of course. They are totally incompatible with even Slavic civilization. Not as bad as yours though. but there aren't enough yet to be a big problem. Plus kicking the shit out of them isn't really frowned upon here.
>slavs are inferior
>>74661553
Yes way.
This is typical of Russians though. Other slavs don't really do that.
slav women best
>>74661553
Also
>>74657518
Don't you mean the "Checki Breki"?
>>74661786
my side they in orbit
>>74661786
Agree.
>>74661146
Enjoykin ?
>>74654880
>no higher-order thinking skills
>no degeneracy
>no white man's burden
>spend all day squatting and drinking vodka
>existence as pointless as ever, but too stupid to notice or care
Sounds comfy as fuck. Where do I sign?
>>74661786
Polish Women are hot though.
Here. Take your pick.
Calling dibs on 129.
>>74661773
Wow you are one butthurt pole.
Did you fail plumbers school and get denied access to the UK?
>>74661759
I know, right?
Everything normal
>>74661552
this, I squat when I wait for the bus, and when I'm at the uni talking with people who sit on a bench
Well I try to squat less, because it's becoming a main stream meme
but yeah I loved to squat since I was a little boy
>>74661910
>no degeneracy
>spend all day squatting and drinking vodka
Holy fucking contradiction.
>>74661786
Before I started to dream of being an English toilet cleaner, I was very interested about boozing in England. You can watch BBC Drinking to Oblivion, they're very similar to us.
>>74661899
I don't know where it's from.
im white guys trust me
>>74661786
>on mobile now
>no more slav posting
>no more (you)s
(((((((
>>74661759
You're just angry Adidas tracksuits don't come in 5xl
>>74661958
Give me 65 or give me death
