UH OH
I hope this movie somehow beats Ghostbusters.
>>74617117
>current year
>not having a urine fetish
>>74617380
http://deadline.com/2016/05/angry-birds-neighbors-2-the-nice-guys-weekend-box-office-1201760146/
apparently its doing breddy well so far
>>74617117
oh shit its out??? Is it available for pirates yet without shit quality, or still in theatres?
>>74617117
>tfw the movie was likely animated by far-right extremists
>>74617990
have you seen it
is it actually as red-pilled as that one infographic about it that gets posted around
hmm...
>>74618131
It's even more redpilled.
>>74618131
I posted this earlier, I'll repost for your benefit:
"Most of you have seen the picture of all of the supposed themes it has, and all of these themes are in the movie. However, there's even more; the opening scene in the movie has our hero (who in my opinion represents the perceived European minority opinion against globalism) working hard to pander to a liberal family (they might not be liberalb but they are afraid of gluten for some reason so I assume so), but ending up having to pay the bill for his own services and put him out of work. This scene ends with our hero LITERALLY cucking the liberal father. I shit you not, this actually happens.
The pigs arrive on their chariot of honeyed words, and the first thing they do (once again I shit you not) is detonate tnt in the town hall/arena place. No-one believes our hero as he proves that there are way more pigs than originally planned, and they procede to take over the minds of the island.
My biggest fear was probably that the movie was going to end on a "friendshippy" note, where the birds and pigs live happily together. Thankfully this is not the case; the birds bomb the shit out of the pigs and rescue their children (obviously a metaphor for the takeover of white children by muslims). Obviously America (the eagle) plays a big role in saving the day. I definitely recommend it, I didn't have to read between the lines nearly as much as I thought I would, so you should be able to see it too"
>>74618445
Hahahaha no fucking way
>>74618435
Oyy lmao
>>74618503
Slight spoilers btw
>>74617380
fantastic 4 could beat ghostbusters
>>74618435
>>74618445
Brb, taking my little brother to the theatres
>>74618435
>berg
If only he could appreciate it as a political commentary.
>>74618435
>I-its a bad movie goyim, d-do not watch
>>74618547
the pigs are muslims (HARAM!) and red is a grumpy trump
>>74617117
Sup OP
Thinking about seeing a movie tonight. It's either this or the nice guys. But that isn't until 11.
Wat do?
>>74618980
Support angry birds
I never ever thought I would type out those words
THE RED BIRD IS TRUMP, HE ALWAYS WEARS A RED TIE.
IF THE NUMBERS IN THIS POST ARE DOOBLAYS, CONFIRMS RED BIRD IS TRUMP
>>74618435
>Goldberg
Angry fucking Birds
who would've thought?
>>74618980
nice guys will be a better movie, but if you want red pilling and dirty humor in a kids movie see birds. then again there's always another day for the other.
>>74618503
is this real life
>>74618435
>berg
Every time.
>>74619079
I'm seriously considering going with my family.
>>74617738
Literally came out in theaters today.
Don't expect a decent torrent for a couple months.
>>74619079
Is it good tho?
I am always down for a redpilling.
>>74618445
BASED FINNISH ANIMATORS HOLY CRAP
>>74619112
but the eagle is trump
>Surely, The Angry Bird Movie only exists because of deep-seated insecurity
It's the fucking angy birds movie. It exists only as a cheap cash-in.
>>74618503
Do the pigs have a silly catchphrase they repeat every time they detonate TNT?
>>74618435
every time
>>74619079
Same.
I've always hated those birds until now. Could a paradigm shift be at hand?
>>74619318
Apparently they say Allahu Porkbar
>>74618503
I'm glad the eagle (America) comes through in the end
>>74618435
>goldberg
>>74619318
NOW ITS TIME TO BRAG ABOUT THE CONTENT, FOR THOSE WHO WANTED TO UNVEIL THE MEANING BEFORE THE PREMIER.
ENJOY IT AND PASS THE REAL MEANING BEHIND THE PIGS AND ANGRY BIRDS.
As much as my inner /tv/ wants to see Driver2.0 I think I might go sit in a theater full of kids and watch angry birds.
What have I become?
>>74618503
I'd like to get drunk and watch Game of Thrones with you. No homo.
>>74619196
I seriously could not believe my eyes when the MC cucked another bird. My jaw hit the fucking floor.
>>74619223
Animation was good. Story was decent; a lot of chuckle-worthy jokes. Quite a bit of adult humor, now that I think about it. One of the Pigs had a copy of "50 Shades of Green."
>>74619217
Went early today (1 pm) before work, not crowded. Cheap tix.
>>74619223
His doctor is literally called wingberg, I'm gonna watch it with my friends.
>>74618435
>kids' movie
>WHY DON'T I FIND TOILET HUMOR FUNNY, I'M AN """""ADULT"""""
wew laddy
>>74619318
"ALLAHU AKHBAR"
>>74619453
Lol I'm down
>>74619438
A pedophile.
>>74618435
PURE
COINCIDENCE
>>74618435
He has a point though, it is still just a childish movie for iphone obsessed kiddies and /pol/ wouldn't give a shit if it didn't appeal to their agendas.
I swear to god if /pol/ memes me into seeing another shitfest I'll never forgive myself.
Hopefully this thread still exists in 95 minutes.
>>74618435
>Angry Birds Movie only exists because of deep-seated insecurity
Oh, so it's ok when you leftist fucks spin a narrative to children, but when the right does, it is foul?
>>74619582
I prefer the term child molester
>>74618435
>>74619668
Also
>deep-seated
So can we start angry bird posting as a meme
>>74619668
It's really pissing me off that these same people were praising Frozen for potentially making Elsa a lesbian yet having ONE movie representing the opposite side is wrong? I know their brainwashing requires that absolutely no other information enters the subjects mind lest they realise how fucking idiotic their masters are, but Jesus.
>>74619668
>it is foul?
>foul
>fowl
>movie is about birds
>>74619620
>/pol/ wouldn't give a shit if it didn't appeal to their agendas.
>the only reason you guys care about a movie is because it appeals to you!!!
You normally spend money and waste 2 hours on things you don't like? is your life so empty?
>>74619668
Don't you mean "fowl" anon?
>>74619832
I was going to use the term "Evil" but I decided to use a lesser perjorative term.
>>74619800
Never even considered that.
Should have though, leftists are known hypocrites.
Also, checked.
>>74619831
He didn't even mention the agenda though. If he did and made that the reason he didn't like it, it would be a reasonable review.
>>74618445
>>74618503
oh shit
I'm still skeptical, but I'm definitely going to go see this now
>>74619629
/pol/ btfo
>>74619668
That's pretty much the cornerstone of left wing political thought.
>>74618980
Nice Guys was kinda bad, sadly. I wanted it to be better than it was.
>>74619112
>Almost trips
That's enough for me
>>74618503
The Angry Birds Movie, to its credit, is decidedly in the former camp. It functions, ultimately, in its human-less, broadly reaching storyline, as a parable (or, more precisely, several of them): It has things to say about colonialism (no, seriously!) and about the seductions of consumer culture, and about the compromises that must be made, in a civil society, between the individual interest and the common good. It’s a meditation on family values, and on soft power versus hard, and possibly even—via a leader who ends up being all bluster—on the political rise of Donald J. Trump.
http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/05/party-fowl-the-angry-birds-movie-as-allegory/483590/nialism:
>>74620038
>only 16%
Animated film of the decade, coming through.
>>74618435
>Goldberg
>>74619970
Just because the pigs were green in the original game doesn't mean that the animators/writers couldn't insert their own themes based on that.
See: Starship troopers book vs. movie
>>74620117
My other thought was that it was a metaphor for British colonialism in Native America, but the bald eagle being on the side of the birds shatters that mentality. The eagle would not be present at all in the movie if that was the case.
>>74619970
I was going to argue he was using cherry picked examples and barely could argue without "muh racism" bit then I realized
Cuck
>>74619970
To be fair, it's more like a round peg in a square hole with the gaps being filled with semen and tin foil.
>>74620232
I love how Starship Troopers the movie started as a parody of the right-wing ideal but ended up being an excellent advertisement for it.
>>74620363
exactly my point. Just because the source material says one thing doesn't mean the adaptation can't spin it in a different way.
>>74617117
sent him a nasty tweet, my public service for the day is done
just watched the preview. i'm going to good goyim it and see it sunday.
thx, /pol/
from what i've heard on /pol/, this movie is somewhere between american history x and straight footage of a hitler speech
I want to go see it but I'm too embarrassed to go see a kids movie in the theater by myself. Guess I'll have to wait for it to come to Netflix
>>74619318
ALLAHU OINKBAR
>>74619291
What did he even mean? Haha what insecurity?
>>74620038
>no writers or directors are Jewish
>Literally based
>>74620549
Saw it this afternoon. If you want to, go early in the afternoon (before school gets out). Literally 3 other people in the theater with me
>>74619970
Well "round" doesn't necessarily mean it's a circle. The square pegs could have rounded edges for one. Ironically it seems like he was the one trying to force some witty quip at the end there.
>>74620423
i haven't read starship troopers in like 14 years but wasn't the book a huge "look if humans were fascists" jerk off by Heinlein. I mean he was doing it ironically too but they kept the spirit there
>At the center of the film is the idea that anger is the emotion most worth feeling, because life is unjust, and people are coming from a far-off land to steal your stuff. If you think you're angry, Angry Birds says, well, you're not angry enough. Somewhere within it is a weirdo parable about how immigrants will rob you and wreck your life, and then head back to their native land, and the movie seems blissfully unaware of this reading.
http://www.vox.com/2016/5/20/11707508/angry-birds-movie-review-trump
>>74619438
what is Driver 2.0?
>>74620549
If you're really that concerned just dress semi decent, and if anyone asks you're an aspiring film critic.
>>74620824
I'm no SJW but the movie is better imo. I honestly think it's pretty moderate by today's standards. desu Trump would agree with a lot of it I feel.
>>74620868
Holy crap I want to see it so badly.
>>74620423
Well, that's not really what I meant, and I don't think it's an accurate comparison, because ST the book was serious, while the movie was satirical. It was the movie's intended meaning that was subverted.
With AB, the game was apolitical, and this movie made its own message, which didn't work as an allegorical argument for multiculturalism.
>>74620868
Top fucking kek.
>>74620929
>Mexico
>>74618503
soumi pls invade
>>74620868
Let's dispel the notion that angry birds doesn't know what it's doing. It knows exactly what it's doing.
>>74620868
It can only go so far without alienating the target audience. I thought the amount it gave was perfect.
>>74620973
It was an imperfect comparison. Couldn't think of a better one lol. All I meant is that the book took one side and the movie took the other.
>>74620901
>Aspiring
That just means "shit", tell them you write for the [CITY NAME] Herald and you resent being sent to review children films. This isn't why you went to film school. It's only temporary though, once Spielberg replies to your emails you'll get your biopic of Augusto Pinochet off the ground. Any day now. At least that's what you tell yourself in the morning.
>>74618503
>americans playing a big role in saving birbs
>implying americans (nato) and europeans aren't the reason europe is filled with muslims "refugees"
>>74620973
Heyy what happened to your eagle?
>>74618503
No fuckin way
>>74620868
>Implying people aren't too passive.
NO
I'M ALMOST ENJOYING MY ANGER
I'll BECOME A KILLING MACHINE THE MOMENT A LARGE ORGANIZATION PUTS A RIFLE IN MY HANDS AND POINTS ME AT SOME SCUM TO ERADICATE.
>>74619813
>that filename
>>74618445
I had no idea that this movie was even remotely related to redpilling. But the more I'm hearing about it, the better it gets. If it's true, support it, but be subtle about revealing the redpill references to normies. The last thing we need is some fat SJW backlash because some of us too excited and screamed too loudly about redpills in the movie.
>>74621136
Well, I actually considered this, but if you want my opinion, here you go.
Spoilers btw.
The eagle is a massive dick when he first meets the birds. He's lazy, and a massive dork. Because he represents America as a whole, I can only assume that he was portraying America as it is today. At the end, he has an epiphany and comes to the rescue, only to be further worshiped by the birds. This transformation is a metaphor for us electing a stronger leader (ie. Trump) and un-cucking ourselves, once again saving the world.
That might be stretching it, but godammit I will read into this movie as much as I want.
>>74617117
sure
>>74620891
The neon demon
>>74621144
This guy >>74621136 stole it, but then pawned it off for some pasta.
>>74619668
>child is left wing
>"wow i have such hope for the future generation"
>child is right wing
>"holy shit call CPS they are probably being brainwashed by their racist parents"
>>74620038
>A Jew producer making a anti-refugee movie
based
>>74621136
Uh, they really aren't?
Quit blaming other countries for letting yourself get cucked and FIGHT
>>74621408
When did America save the world?
>>74621498
sjws hate that as well kek
>>74621618
this will literally be the best film of the year. cant wait til it comes out
>>74621329
Does anyone have the greentext story where a bunch of /pol/tards go to the movie theater to watch this movie?
The mental image of everybody yelling "kek" kills me every time.
>>74621663
It already did
It came even earlier here in brazil
Watched it last week
It is redpilled
From the start to the sweet justice end
>>74621581
>quit blaming the countried funding arab springs and coups in the middle east and central asia and having a mass immigration and rise of terrorism in europe as a result
>>74617117
>last name is literally narcisse
>talking about anyone else's insecurity
>>74621684
Well
I went with 2 other /pol/ user friends (i like to brag that i redpilled them by myself)
It was very fucking funny
Saying cuck, and praise kek, or ITS THE CURRENT YEAR, or even YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE with other people in real life without looking stupid os great
>>74621861
You didn't have to let them in, spaghetti nigger
>>74621803
>It is redpilled
>From the start to the sweet justice end
f-finally
w-we did it /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7fnlJ60RO8
>>74617990
Bunch of Finns
Source: movie usher. Seen the credits like a bajillion times. Y's and ä's everywhere.
>>74618503
Is it true the eagle spies on the other birds? I see that as a dig at the USA for the NSA and global spying exposed by Snowden...
>>74622009
He kinda looks over all of them
Kinda like a "patriarchal" figure
Yep pretty much
>>74622009
I was trying not to give away all of the themes I saw (want people to see it for themselves), but yes it is.
>>74622009
and he pisses in their water top fucking kek
>>74618445
what's this mean? honestly please... i've seen that coexist thing before. i assume it is some cultural marxism/tolerance shit. but how is it used in this sequence?
>>74622305
Looks like it's on the pig's boat to me
>>74621588
A FOCKAING LEEHF
>>74618503
>>74622305
You really want a recap? I urge you to see it for yourself but if you really want an explanation it can be provided...
>>74619465
what do you mean by cuck? Did the MC kiss his wife? or fuck his wife?
>>74621588
Leaf of course lol
>>74622455
I REALLY REALLY don't wanna spoil it just trust me he L I T E R A L L Y cucks him.
I do not use that word lightly
>>74622113
>>74622438
Jesus dude, you mean there's even more than what's already been posted? I kind of just wanted to read everything but now you're actually making me want to watch it.
>>74622553
see >>74622551
yes there is.
>>74622009
You can be redpilled and dislike a lot of America's decisions and policies. And I'm a nationalistic American saying this. If Snowden weren't such a libcuck in his ideology and didn't run to Russia of all places, I'd consider him fairly based for what he did. Those were the rights and freedoms of American citizens being protected from their own government.
>>74617117
/pol/: The Movie will survive. Nay, it will be a blockbuster!
>>74622620
He didn't intend to stay in Russia. His passport was revoked once he got there and he found himself trapped. He couldn't get to another country (he was aiming for South America, I believe) and even if he did he'd likely be murdered.
>>74622620
The film is in no way anti-american if that's what your asking. I agree with you on all counts.
>>74622438
I'll watch it for myself when I can get it in a decent quality, but I'd like to know the context of this sequence.
>>74617117
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking your sibling's urine.
>>74619582
Nothing wrong with that desu
>>74622906
Don't get defensive.
>>74622551
PLS EXPLAIN
I MUST KNOW
>>74622620
>Snowden is a traitor
Fuck you.
>>74622882
The quality is pretty good at your local movie theater.
>>74621561
They'll do anything to get a buck
Fresh oc coming through
>>74622882
>>74622952
Okay, don't say I didn't warn you. Other anons who want to stay spoiler free LOOK AWAY
He cucks the father by "hatching" (birthing) the father's son. The father's son from then on considers the MC his real father.
As for the coexist sticker, the only relevant info is that it was on the back of a pig-owned car. Ie. "we want to coexist we promise fingers crossed *bombs*"
have the kike shifted courses?
have they realized a sjw and liberal america is counter productive to their cause?
>>74618445
WHAT
Is Angry Birds the first movie adaptation of a video game that isn't shit?
ITT: /pol/ gives their highschool dropout interpretation of a children's movie while other uneducated shitposters fall for it
You guys literally think this movie is about events that DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN YET during the animation process. Fucking idiots, all of you.
>>74623180
see>>74620038
it isn't them.
>>74623180
Funded by some Fin out of his own pocket, the kikes wouldn't have paid for this movie.
>>74622113
>>74618503
>>74620868
Dang it /pol/ making me see this movie.
>/pol/ is actually LEGITIMATELY defending a literally piss movie like angry birds because it think it speaks for them and is about taking power back for white right wingers
You can find meaning in floor tiles if you try hard enough. But please keep going on how about how angry birds is the new mien kampf
>>74618435
Is he talking about Ghostbusters?
>>74620614
He's just mad that this movie is redpilled so he has to talk nonsense to cover up his butthurt.
>>74623232
Kill yourself Merkel, you broken down old bird.
>>74623127
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO FUCKIGN WAY
OK, YEAH, I'M GOING TO SEE THIS MOVIE
>>74623248
the producer is a Jew though
>>74623302
NOBODY SUPPORT THIS MOVIE.
>>74623332
Producer didn't write or direct it tho. He didn't have direct input into the themes, at least.
>>74623302
My jidf radar is going crazy over here
>>74619918
His name is Goldberg you unbelievably stupid kike
>>74623232
Isaac pls.
>>74623302
Why do you love cocks so much? What is it about them that you obsess over?
>>74623419
Hey you actually got me. I am jidf! What are you gonna do about it?
>>74623322
I'm not Merkel, just someone that actually finished highschool and knows better than to believe this kind of stupid shit. This is worse than that "Nickelodeon has a show that constantly references cucking and bulls!" bullshit.
What kind of mouthbreathing morons believe this kind of shit? Just how gullible are you dumb fucks?
>>74623302
That fact that you think we're taking this seriously and not just shitposting about how amusing it is that stuff like this slipped through in a big piece of MSM shows you're either
1. Retarded
2. A shill
In either case you should kill yourself little one
>>74623430
ur idiot.
Of course he hates the themes. What I was saying was that he was being subversive, therefore therefore jidf
>>74617738
I swear, if >>>/pol/ doesn't help save the best propaganda we have.
>>74623482
>Putting this much effort into responding to a straight insult
Holy shit Markel, you're fucking retarded, I reaffirm my position that you should kill yourself.
>>74623302
This. It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic.
>HONEY, HONEY...CHECK OUT THIS CHILDREN'S MOVIE. IT'S BASED AS FUCK! TOTALLY REDPILLED! IT HAD A DOCTOR NAMED WINGSTEIN IN IT! THIS MOVIE GETS ME!
I'm laughing my ass off.
>>74623232
>>74623302
>>74623482
>>74623593
>>74618445
That's it, I'm watching this
>>74623215
both characters in this story need to be eliminated
>>74623248
>>74623252
if they didn't want this film to come out,it wouldn't have come out
>>74622305
Just got back. More red pilled than you think.
Don't read if you're planning on watching this, I'm spoiling a lot of joke and fun.
>Red indeed cucks the nu-male bird father when the babby hatches and imprints on Red instead of the Liberal father(muh gluten-free cake!)
>Several shots of nuclear families
>That scene when Red thinks the 3 girl birds are flirting with him was shorter in the comercials. The alpha bird goes with one and the other two hold hands (lesbian birds)
> Bird nation is sheltered from threats because of Eagles' protection (America''s military protecting yurop.
>birds have become pacifists and supress all non-happy emotions
>Yellow bird is gay (bomb bird fantasizes about Eagles heroism, but yellow bird fantasizes about Eagles' as in leather. He winks seductively at Red when he first meets him, but still red pilled. Think Milo Yinappolis plus Quicksilver. They even parody the kitchen scene from Days of Future Past.)
>FAT BURD DINDU NUFFIN. HE A GENTLE GIANT.
>Pis arrive and lie about their numbers. Only 2 introduce themselves pretending to be woe-is-me explorer. The rest are hiding in the ship crowded in together in secret.
>red asks if they're explorers or if they're just staying but pig king deflects the question aND the judge bird (merkel) scolds him, and then a shot of another ship of pig rapefugees landing and flooding the island.
>pigs being polluters and overcrowding the town.
>pigs Allahu Ackbar the village after stealing the eggs while the birds are partying
>Yellow bird throws the word hate crime around when they see the broken wooden bird and all the main birds besides Red are sad, until pigs arrive and they stop pretending to care (sjw's pretending to care about victims so they can bully other people)
And that's all I can recall now. /pol/ is definately gonna like this movie.
>>74623494
You're taking it seriously enough that you think Angry Birds is somehow a redpill for children that "slipped past the evil Jew", which means you are taking it seriously you fucking retard.
If Jews were as all powerful and controlling as you say they are, do you think some shitty internet meme that interprets this movie as some red pill liberator would actually slip past them? Do you imagine them huddled around with big noses, frowns, and wringing their hands nervously going "OY VEY GOY! HOW'D THIS TRUTHBOMB SLIP PAST US!? SHUT IT DOWN, THEY KNOW! :(((("
This is why you guys are fucking dumb. You believe insanely stupid shit and you make up silly jewish ghost stories to explain your idiocy that don't even make sense with some basic scrutiny.
>>74623736
Stop being so fucking ass blasted about a movie that doesn't follow your liberal bullshit to a T came out.
God damn I wish you could see how pathetic you look right now.
IS THIS REAL LIFE
OR IS THIS FANTASY
>>74623736
>artiest don't use their art to express political opinions in not so obvious ways
>>74623723
>dude it has all these gays and lesbian birds and shit but its still redpilled as fuck because Milo exists
I think /pol/ has pretty much entirely lost its path at this stage.
>>74618445
OYYYOYOYOY VEEEEEY! SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT! IT! DOWN!
>>74623832
>u-ur the one who's upset you fucking bastard ass blasted lib fucktard!!
Oh the projection...
I'm not even a liberal you dumb fuck. It's not a dichotomy.
>>74623876
>He's this devastated by the existence of a movie
I find this infinitely amusing. Who pays you?
>>74623736
#pigswelcome
If anything at all we can confuse mainstream politics by adopting angry birds into our culture
>>74623947
>I'M NOT MAD, YOU'RE MAD
Fuck off dude, lol.
>>74623876
Well seeing as the birds' island represents Europe (and the Lesbians are portrayed in a bad light), I saw it as representative of how gay Yurop is.
Pure coincidence
>>74623232
the migrant crisis began in 2014
>>74623736
It's the Barbra Streisand effect. The safest possible technique to avoid actually dangerous material to your platform is to pretend it doesn't exist.
You really think this shit got to theaters without any sort of protest or petition because no one cared?
It got there because the sooner it hits theaters, the sooner it flops, the sooner they can sweep it under the rug and into the bargain bin.
I don't even believe in the whole hebrew hegemony thing, but the powers that be let this movie go so it can die quietly and without conversation.
>>74618445
no way is that real ?
>>74618445
DELETE THIS SCENE RIGHT NOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!
>>74623958
You're obsessively replying to me and getting all assmad. I'd say you're far more devastated by my criticism. Hit a little too close to the truth?
Stop getting caught up in stupid fad shit like this you idiot.
>>74624052
read bread.
this BEoVq9oL fella is quite flustered
>>74618503
>I definitely recommend it,
Fuck off Sony marketing
Just so everyone knows. Sony marketing shills have been posting on 4chan for years.
Go fuck yourself shill.
>>>/co/82960005
Here the real movie from someone of /co/
I just got back from Angry Birds, well I didn't JUST get back I stopped for a smoothie, but anyway I saw the movie. Let's just get the important stuff out of the way.
First things first, Yes, they do end the movie with a giant dance number
Secondly, /pol was WRONG. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Surprising I know.
We've all seen the edits and images, for instance http://i.imgur.com/yqp02cB.png, but they are so far off.
I'm sure /pol/ jumped the gun because they correlated the birds drinking and swimming in the lake of piss with Germany, easy mistake.
Here's what the movie is really about: Incel Rage. That's right, the entire plot of the movie is driven by Red (the main character) and his lack of relationships. All throughout the movie you see tons of loving families and attractive male birds skipping off with tons of hot younger birds and Red gets super butthurt about all of it because none of it is happening to him. Like many Supreme Gentlemen before him, his anger issues would likely be solved with finally getting him rage. But instead of a brothel, he gets sent to anger management class with a bunch of other involuntarily celibate birds.
Here's what's "wrong" with the rest of the birds:
Chuck: He's a virgin because he's gay. If you've seen the movie you know what I'm referring to. The crossdressing, the ballet, etc etc. He's essentially a fruity twink who is on an island filled with tons of straight birds.
Bomb: Premature Ejaculator. You'd think it'd be the fast moving bird, but no. We see him fail to perform many times throughout the movie and we see him accidentally get too excited and explode everywhere. Exactly.
Terence: He's just fat and quiet. He's a gentle soul despite his "incident", but nobody likes fatties. We see him get turned down by someone who he thought could learn to love him.
We see everyone finally get over their respective issues, but that's at the end.
continue
>>74624076
So who pays you, faggot?
>>74624037
let me correct myself, the seeds were planted in 2014 and formally recognized in 2015
the creators being Finns would recognize this before non-europeans as migration from undesirables had been going on long before that
>>74618445
Wait is this actually on the Pigs' door as they first make their appearance? Fucking lel. Is the O a pig's snout?
>>74624044
So if nobody gives a shit about the movie, it's the "powers that be" trying to downplay it. If people protest it or give it bad reviews, powers that be. The only way it isn't being railroaded by some shadow government(a fucking children's movie, mind you), is if it gets glowing reviews and tons of exposure, right?
Again, this is why you guys are fucking retarded. You believe all this dumb shit for no reason.
The part with "Red being angry" footage with Paranoid playing is probably one of the funniest scenes I've ever seen
>>74624191
So where do the pigs fit in:
Besides the obvious plot antagonist stealing the eggs for omelets, they represent someone else.
The rich. The elite. People who aren't naturally attractive but can get tons of attention and ladies just from having cool toys, connections, and basically anything they want because they can afford it.
Red isn't just angry they are suspicious and they wreck the only place he could call home, he's angry because after all his years being neglected for having some tiny flaw that everyone hones in on, these pigs show up out of nowhere and dazzle everyone simply by having tons of cool stuff.
Red is Elliot Rodger gone good. Instead of killing innocents, he's killing off all the MGTOW, PUAs, and anyone else who gets in the way.
Red, despite having no children of his own, saves all of the eggs, which is obvious symbolism of return to normalcy where everyone falls in love with people due to who they are and now what they look like. Everyone loves Red again, Terence finally gets laid, Bomb performs well when he needs to, not before or after.
Good End.
Overall, the movie was fun for what it was. A cash in to get all that Angry Birds money all over again.
Really the only downside was all the casuals in the audience, screaming and crying and talking during the movie. Their parents should have left them at home or went to go see a movie that they would actually GET.
Gonna to watch the movie anyway
>>74624191
What a stupid girl.
>>74620648
Literally my face
>>74619112
Off by one kenobi
>>74623985
How am I only learning about this now?!
>>74624154
lolk. Guess I can't like this movie guys. Don't see it, I honestly don't care. I do, however, want this movie to do well, because I REALLY liked it.
>>74624191
One can interpret art in many ways. I don't see it, but that doesn't mean that it's an invalid interpretation.
>>74621861
>saying "we will accept unlimited refugees" white that's happening
>>74624234
I don't hear any shrieking college broads, #AngryBirdsHappyHumans isn't trending in support of immigrants.
People get fucking angry for no good reason, so why aren't the crazies out? Not even the normal number?
>>74619970
BTFO? Hardly. This is pretty spergtastic.
I'd say it was bait but, who am I kidding, I can't tell what's satire anymore.
>>74617117
>deep-seated
Millenial-tier """""journalism"""""
>>74624234
>If people protest it or give it bad reviews, powers that be.
That's not what he said. You're putting words in another person's mouth to try to win an internet argument. Sad!
>>74624244
Once again, /co/mblr is completely wrong about everything.
>>74617738
Go see it at the theater nigger, is red pill propaganda, support it.
>>74624472
>emulating Trump
>typing like you're on twitter
Get the fuck off this board.
No, he didn't expressly say that bad reviews meant da j00z. Just a bunch of other poltards that think precisely like him said that. He also probably thinks that.
>>74623127
how is that cucking
thats like saying men who marry single moms are bulls
>>74624610
>ad hominem
>can't actually write a counter-argument
Sad!
>>74624244
>>74624191
like reading a tumblr post
>>74624610
>He's really going all out
>>74624244
>The rich. The elite. People who aren't naturally attractive but can get tons of attention and ladies just from having cool toys, connections, and basically anything they want because they can afford it.
What is this Marxist [spoiler]hogwash[/spoiler] am I reading here?
>>74622868
To be fair, Julian Assange lives in an Ecuadorian embassy in London.
>>74623540
Nice, that's almost as good as the guy with the fetish for the fault-lines in the Ohio River Valley system.
>>74624804
He didn't want to stay there either.
>>74622620
>And I'm a nationalistic American saying this
that's some bass pro shop level bait
cuck
>>74624817
Reminds me of ol' Mark the Mint Man.
>>74624191
>Here the real movie from someone of /co/
>/co/
That's where I stopped reading
Droppin the redpill
>>74623302
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>74619438
non-degenerate
>>74621935
thanks for the memories senpai
>>74618503
>NATIONAL ALLIANCE LEAVES
this is real life
>>74625166
ITS
>>74619800
It's because that's literally all it takes to make all the propaganda relative and void: two sides of the story, if only for one very short moment. That's why it's the worst thing that could happen to them. Even worse than a bunch of random trump supporters killing some of their henchmen,.
>>74624244
>>74624191
/co/ has no right to shit-talk /pol/ with things like this. This interpretation is millions of times more bizarre and debased.
>>74625166
CAUGHT IN A LANDSLI....
>>74621935
Why is fucking 2016 is so based is like everything is finally going right with the world again.
So many good things this year
Keking hard at you neckbeards thinking this movie means anything to you or your "cause", everyone will forget about it in a month or two.
t. Joshua Goldberg
>>74625465
20 "The Current Year" 15 Ended, so all the degeneracy is ending.
>>74625465
2015 aka 'FORMER YEAR' ended
>>74618503
>filename
IDS HABBENINGS
>>74617117
Not being able to enjoy another man's urine is insecure ... this is how Jews actually think.
>>74617117
If Hollywood produced an extremely shitty animated movie like "FOODFIGHT!," then this movie should be just fine. I'm not sure how "FOODFIGHT!" even was passable. Has anyone seen that shit? I mean, fuck, it's like they weren't even trying. It was a crazy cast too: Charlie Sheen, Hillary and Haylie Duff, Chris Kattan, Wayne Brady, Christopher Lloyd, Eva Longoria, I mean what in the fuck? Why would they agree to this unless good pay was involved? Maybe that's why the film was so shitty, because the budget went to the actors.
>>74625608
>Not being able to enjoy another man's urine is insecure
>Enjoying piss
Hitler should have gassed your degenerate grandparents. Fucking finish his job.
>>74623736
It appears that you are Jewish and recent events have clearly perturbed you
