>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
EVENT SCHEDULE
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Eric Trump on Watters’ World 5/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdKn3zy1Hfw
>Katrina on CNN 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
ENTERTAINMENT
>Baked Alaska – MAGA Anthem!
https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/731637772964925444
>Judge Jeanine SLAMS Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCQmtOeUMUU
>Who is John Miller?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
>Jeb Bush Confronts Black Lives Matter!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
WEBSITES
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
AWOO!
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
HERE COME DAT BOI
MOVEMENT
Trump now acknowledging the power of memes on /sp/...
God the mad man is going to fucking do it...
Pepe stands behind him, ready and waiting.
CHAT
SHIT
GET
TRUMPED
GUYS! Should I place a bet on Trump? Are we gonna win this?
>>74100205
that's a big guy
>>74100278
I have thought many times betting on Trump but I don't want to jinx it.
>>74099318
>russian us-themed hamburger joint
>elvis/oldies on the jukebox
>qt waitresses
>pancakes
>milk shakes
wouldfrequent.jpg
goddam russians got it just right
>>74100337
4you
>>74100337
(you)(you)(you)(you)
>>74100278
>>74100344
What's up with Euros being addicted to gambling? Are their lives so shitty/boring that they'd gamble on US Politics?
Not necessarily, ragging on you, It's usually a brit or Aussie saying they placed a "cheeky 100" (what the fuck)
>>74100278
Always bet on Trump.
>>74100150
halp! I've never voted gop before. I registered about 3 weeks ago and still haven't received my ballot info in the mail, which contains the application to request a vote-by-mail ballot.
is there another way to request a vote-by-mail ballot?
>>74100442
>>74100442
You would bet to if it was legal here
>>74100352
Pretty much all that's missing is gun rights. Can't do the 1950s without guns.
>>74100480
Are you in BEST STATE?
>>74100197
awooooOo
Gotta keep the memes flowin
>>74100344
Same here. But it seems like such a safe bet! I mean, we haven't even started on Hillary and we're alreay tied!
>>74100442
> Are their lives so shitty/boring
yes
>What's up with Euros being addicted to gambling?
never gambled before. But this seems like easy cash!
>>74100235
>/sp/ memes Leicester to win the BPL
>/pol/ memes Trump into the White House
Have memes gone too far?
>>74100150
I had a dream about Trump last night after going through the general before bed. The dream was about a republican legacy debate, where all former candidates came back for one last debate. Trump spent the entire debate reminding everyone that he won, and made Jeb so embarrassed he just stopped talking and refused to answer any questions. Trump then spent most of the remaining debate bringing back every insult and nickname he started from the primary. It was a good dream
>>74100603
>Have memes gone too far?
They haven't gone far enough imo.
>>74100500
Another for the collection. Good luck, Europe. We're all rooting for you.
How does this make you feel?
Anyone else worried all this new stuff about Clintons and Trumps attack she wont be the nominee. Im worried she would drop out or Bernie could actually convince the superdelegates to support him. I want her to be the nominee as its a easier fight and much more fun to watch.
>>74100504
I don't gamble, been to vegas and on cruise ships. don't drink or smoke either.
>>74100576
Honestly it's the "safest" bet. I've seen the writing on the walls before, been "right" before, and I knew Trump was going to win back around the first debates.
>Ex-Yeb! shit troll Ana Navarro on CNN insinuating she's voting for Hillary
>>74100442
Gambling has been deregulated everywhere so whereas once you had to go to a bookies to place a bet, you can now do it online and there is constant massive shilling of online gambling, bingo, lotto, poker, etc etc
>>74100442
>>74100663
>>74100500
the whole of europe is the new weimar republic
degenerate
full of bureaucrats who screw the country
full of jews corrupting the populace
did i mention degenerate?
shit's gonna end up worse than weimar did
>>74100732
>worry
>about either of those scenarios
What in the fuck is wrong with you?
>>74100732
>worried
nope
>>74100696
The two dudes should've worn matching adidas track suits like the mural for this picture
One of Bill's mistresses is starting to blow out Hitlery.
"I recall Bill saying, “Everyone, including my staff, people at the law firm, even friends, knows Hillary is a cokehead but that’s okay. We tolerate Hillary on coke cause without it, Hillary’s a raving maniac."
http://theamericanmirror.com/sally-miller-hillary-and-her-coke-habit/
>>74100740
Of course. She was also a friend of marco rubio
If she wasn't opposed to trump, she'd be out of a job just like dozens of other republican pundit shitters on TV right now
So Romney & Company are going to split the vote just slightly enough to give Hillary the victory. How does that make you feel /pol/, knowing that you're backing someone who can't possibly win?
i hate forced coon memes lets make one greater
>>74100663
The fuck's going on with that second paragraph?
>>74100576
Won't be particularly good value at this point though. You can't bet on politics in Germany, can you?
>>74100853
Is that a challenge?
>>74100888
with those digits I guess we could
>>74100923
It's what brainwashing looks like.
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA also dem trips
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA (nice keks)
>>74100801
is that gonna be another dead person?
>>74100853
Even if that happens meme magic forcing the republican party to disintegrate is enough, it certainly would never win an election again.
>>74100783
>>74100775
Ok sorry I just get nervous some times.
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
Will RSB stream the Christie rally?
>>74100740
Watch CNN and MSNBC stack their panels full of cuckservative nevertrumpers so they can claim they have lots of conservative viewpoints on the air.
If they haven't already.
>>74100732
I'd personally rather see Bernie or Biden as the Democratic nominee. They are both corrupt in their own way, but neither seems as bad as Hillary.
We already have a more or less open Marxist in power.
>>74100995
I've always wondered where that image of Hillary yelling comes from.
>>74100740
Shove her up Yeb's ass.
>>74100853
go home shill
All the cuckservatives are just saving face before they finally support Trump.
>>74100888
o shit MAGA
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>checked
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
Finally we can breathe again, the shills have slowed down.
>>74100801
Ffs the clintons got rich and powerful running coke through Mena, Arkansas back in the day.
>tfw the deep past of the Clintons is going to come out this cycle
>you are now aware keeping the southern border porous is such a triggering issue for Hill and globalsists because they make a SHIT TON off laundered drug money
>>74100888
Oh shit, MAGA
>>74100663
That's some real rage fuel
>>74100150
Trump will only be president if you reply with "o shit MAGA"
>>74101013
They started that trend with Liz Mair on MSNBC a while back
>>74100923
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74100853
Kek. Sorry buddy, your hero Romney will just get BTFO along with Hillary in the general.
>>74101183
o shit MAGA
>>74100230
>Implying anyone gives a shit about mittens
>>74100888
oh shit, MAGA
>>74100344
>>74100278
I've already bet about $150 on the election. Between my Trump nomination bets and my hedged bets on Hillary, I'm about to break even after Cleveland. And if Trump wins in November, I make a nice $400 profit.
You should've placed your bets in December. The odds were fantastic. 3:1 for Trump being nominated, 7:1 for him winning.
>>74100732
>worried
You must be spending too much time on plebbit or around your misinformed bernie-supporting normie friends to have this false sense of concern. If by some twist of fate he is the Dem nominee, once people over the age of 30 with a steady job/family/mortgage/etc. see his tax plan, he'll get dropped like a brick. That's basically the only point Trump would need to drive home to turn adults off from him.
>>74101148
>The Wall stops drugs from flowing into America
>Cartels slowly lose power
>Trump approves assistance to a less corrupt breakaway faction of the Mexican government
>Mexican forces hunt down and destroy cartels
>Wall makes American and Mexico great
http://gawker.com/conservative-toad-sheldon-adelson-to-dump-100-million-1776654520
>>74100995
MAGA
Yes, she will end up dead
Unless she's protected by Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M28z9y4yT6Y
>>74101345
>linking to Gawker
The Hulkster disapproves.
>>74100663
>You are free to express anything that we permit you to express
>>74101183
o shit MAGA
>>74101345
>gawker
Kek
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74101413
>“The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum....”
Noam Chomsky is a faggot but he makes some good points.
>>74101337
What evidence do we have about the Clintons doing all that coke business to get powerful? I want to start telling everyone about it but I have nothing to back it up really.
Reminder to MAGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xZacQ1aJkg
>>74100888
>don't have benefits
>my waifu a slut anyway
If only, I'll do it for those numbers
o shit MAGA
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74101474
>>74101399
Really though the donation honestly can't hurt him.
The way I see: yes he's made his entire campaign about not accepting big donations. Accepting one big donation isn't going to hurt, it's the GE and people will understand if anything.
>>74100278
>>74100442
I already betted €1000 on Bernie Sanders
Doesn't look like he's going to win... :(
>>74101618
That's what you get for being underwater toothpaste.
New poll on Trump's VP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10222162
>>74101618
This has to be bait...
We all know he's going to win
>>74101605
Isn't he donating that money to the GOP and not directly to Trump?
>>74100696
If they're located, they will die.
>>74101345
>linking to gawker
>gawker hates the person you're trying to get /pol/ to hate
This will only make /pol/ trust the kike. I seriously hope you realize this.
trump on the border patrol union podcast
https://www.spreaker.com/user/bpunion/episode-77-donald-j-trump
ATTENTION: WE NEED MEME POWER TO DESTROY HILLARY.
>>74099594
>>74099594
>>74099594
>>74099594
>>74099594
She's answering questions on Quora, and we need to be the ones asking the questions. But we can't do it with without all you kek-blessed bastards. Send your best memes, Trump general, because we're going to need them.
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74101715
NEEEWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>74101605
The point is that the Republican party has no choice. If they don't support his campaign, they're going to be accused of working for Hillary.
They have no leverage over Trump.
>>74101345
>Not archiving gawker
>>74101618
>Betting 1000€ on Sanders
What the fuck. Are you high?
>NL
Oh, sorry
>>74101715
>no option for none of them
Way to shit the bed again europe
>>74100696
Is that supposed to upset me?
The left is spreading that like they are implying it is somehow wrong. In which case the hypocrisy is astounding.
>>74101512
not her directly of course, but the way she generally behaves is similar to that of a crack head
>>74101724
I don't know
dae graduate?
>>74101784
Shut your cakehole, I put Randlet in this time
>>74100150
>tfw no comfy Trump granpa
>>74101808
Donating to Trump and donating to the GOP are different. If he's giving the money to the GOP it'll be used for more than just Trumps campaign.
>>74101747
There's no way she will read any questions she doesn't want too, let alone without carefully crafted responses put together by her team. Be realistic.
reince priebus says people who live in glass houses should not throw stones about how clinton is attacking trump about women.
>>74101853
I don't give a shit about Randlet and I don't give a shit about any of those. Get your shit together.
>>74101605
The GOP needs to back him. At first they were hedging their bets on Hillary, but now that Trump is constantly winning despite 24/7 attacks from all sides, they are switching to Trump. They are concerned for their seats in congress.
>>74101183
o shit MAGA
>>74101907
>questionnaire with 16 people
>"you need to make it more specific to me"
Have fun being a special snowflake.
Slavoj Žižek on Trump:
https://youtu.be/HdMxRkSd8lU?t=47m45s
Interesting to hear the perspective of a Communist
He says Trump is really a centrist deep down
Listen, interesting (timestamp at 47m 45s for mobilefags )
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
don't joke like that about my waifu m8
>>74101783
the return was just too good if he'd win
I really regret taking that loan out now...
>>74100888
oh shit, MAGA
Nice full house
>>74101345
>a leaf
>>74101183
o shit MAGA
>>74101605
The reason he's running in a major party such as the GOP is to inherit the nationwide organizational infrastructure of the party. If he wanted to be completely independent he would have run 3rd party. That national infrastructure is not limited to an established voting base it also includes campaign offices and party workers at state and local levels everywhere. The money being raised by Trump isn't for a personal campaign like in the primary, it is for the entire party and all of its campaigns for the senate and house and governors and state senators.
He's representing the party now and not just himself. This is the exact same reason Bernie is running as a democrat and not a socialist.
>>74101905
Trump's been smart. He's been attacking Clintons about how they lied about adultry, not the adultry
>>74101993
>"You know they said Donald Trump was a clown"
>"WHAT?!"
kek
>>74100888
>your waifu will be raped by Syrian refugees
T-that's kind of hot.
>>74101183
o shit NIGGA
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74101882
I realize that, but at the very least it'll reflect poorly on her when she's seen ignoring certain top questions and giving canned responses only to questions that make her look good.
>>74102159
>>74102058
>This is the exact same reason Bernie is running as a democrat and not a socialist.
Now that I think of it, how the fuck did Sanders plan on funding a general election without special interests?
>>74102007
Oh well, it could be worse. There are people who donate that much to Bernie.
>>74100278
No. And stop acting like a bernie person you fucking faggot.
*holds up spork* WE CAN DO THIS!!!
>>74102166
S W E D E N Y E S
W
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>>74101993
I sort of like Zizek despite him being a commie.
>>74102204
We can only hope friend.
Good luck in generating some meme magic
>>74102214
that image always makes me smile, thanks for posting it
reminder
>>74102146
he means that CLINTON should be careful about talking about Trump because she lives in a glass house and she is throwing stones
Basically she it is gonna bite her on the ass
brb
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74101876
Yes he is donating to the GOP, who will then use it as they see fit - to try and get their nominee into the white house.
>>74102326
>implying Trump would ever block one of his sons
>>74102326
I think it's a fake. I don't think Trump has ever had DM's open.
>>74102334
I know.
Obviously Clinton is making mistakes, she's a lying stroke victim.
I was just pointing out how Trump is approaching it.
>>74102326
Sauce plz. Does anyone have that anime pic?
>>74102225
You fund independently in a primary to take control of the party apparatus without being controlled by it. That is why both the DNC and the RNC fought back so hard against them. The party will be required to support the nominee to make money for the party. Which includes supporting the policies and stances of the candidate.
This is why Ron Paul ran in the GOP as well.
>>74102441
Of course it's fake. To even be able to DM you need to be followed by Trump.
Awww so sweet!
>>74102320
more old trump/pol humor
>>74102500
Can affirm. Palestinians are leaking in through Jerusalem, though.
Is Trump Tower open for public? I reckon it's a must see if you go to NY.
>>74102459
yea i guess you are right as well,
dont forget about how they attacked the accusers
>>74102553
top fucking kek
>>74102544
We've always loved you, benny boy
>>74100386
shes beautiful
>>74102553
>>74100150
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/731809410578808832
Retweet this shit for the Donald, you maggots!
>>74102500
Pure coincidence. This is not in any way proof that walls work.
The fact of the matter is that most Mexicans cross the border via the ocean, or smuggled into big trucks crossing the border legally. Very few actually hop the border on land.
>>74102255
What?
http://webmshare.com/99X9D
Just a reminder
HuffingtonPost and Facebook are deleting "comprimising" comments.
Video proof.
>>74102553
Ted nugent tweet. Based
>>74102700
>smuggled
>legally
kek
>>74101337
Back in 2012 or thereabout there was a mainstream paper article about wachovia laundering something on the order of $350 bln (yes, billion) for the cartels, which quickly got memory-holed, and wachovia changed its name to wells fargo. Now if you google for story, its says they were laundering like $30 mln, if it even exists ar all. Chatting with hedge fund friend, she's like yea its common knowledge big banks launder drug money. These are also the same people that bankroll Clinton, Cruz, etc. point being:
>hundreds of billions of drug money at stake re: border
>mexican government in on it
>globalist faction in on it
>fast and furious
>could see mexican government globalists legitmaely starting a war/proxy conflict/other shady shit over this
>Non-trivial chance of Trump seizing cartel $$$
>>74101183
No. Screw this shit meme and screw dat boi.
Trump will become president without a unicycle pham.
>>74102544
Does this mean he forgives us for bastardizing his work?
>>74102380
not bad
>>74102700
>swedecuck
>lecturing on border policies that completely contradict what the border patrol is requesting
>>74102500
Source?
>>74102553
>>74102752
He's always been based.
BOYS
>>74102752
>>74102752
Ted is fucking great, better than Ted Cruz.
>>74102752
>>74102465
I've got your back, familia.
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74102886
>#4chan
Cringe
>>74102830
I think so, black twitter was starting to go hard at him then /pol/ intervened and scared them off, the black guy that started it had to go into hiding
>>74102752
kek
>>74100888
oh shit, MAGA
>>74102886
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/731938871445856260
the absolute madman
>>74100888
OH SHIT MAGA
who else /programming/ here? is lisp the most trump-approved language type?
>>74102892
I saved the Scott Adams tweet "stop imagining yourself blowing me" as a thumbnail, anyone have it?
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74102965
Does anyone else see that face?
>>74102886
SENPAI NOTICED US!
>>74102585
Yeah there's shops and restaurants in there I think but the door guys and security might give you weird looks Muhammad.
>>74101830
I hope that's real
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74103030
The ted cruz-zodiac meme was alright I guess. I was more partial to the later, Cruz standing creepily meme
>>74103080
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>74103115
Completely real.
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74103023
>tfw C#
POO
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74103154
Manafort delivers ahead of schedule
>>74102166
SWEDEN WHY
>>74102752
A Muslim Book Store sketch on Portlandia. Never knew I needed this so badly.
Is trump seriously going to pick one of those fucking losers as his VP?
>>74100888
o shit, MAGA
>>74102752
Can't nuke the Nugent
>>74101830
>Warren said she “laughed out loud” when she saw Trump had called her “goofy.”
>“Really? That’s the best you could come up with? Come on. I thought Donald Trump said he was a guy that was good with words,” she said.
What does she want him to call her, a crazy fucking cunt?
>>74103023
C# is probably the most pragmatic language. Trump wouldn't want to waste any time on boilerplate.
So when is Bruce Willis going to endorse Trump? It should be a matter of trime seeing as how he lives in his tower.
RIP DRUMPFKINS
IM NOW #SHILLINGFORHILL
>>74103296
0% chance
What was the NY times smear piece today?
>>74103257
>Nate "If I keep guessing eventually I'll be right" Silver btfo'd again
>>74102886
>4chan
First milo, now ben...
>>74103367
Didn't he already endorse?
>>74101802
No, it is her directly in the drug trade. On the move rn can't post proper link, look into strange clinton related deaths around arkansas airport, google Mena, this has been around since the 90's. Clinton murders make perfect sense in this context, they behave like a cartel and use the same tactics
>>74102544
That's grrrrreat
>>74103393
Rich men like hot women
>>74103378
But apparently Carson, who is head of the VP search committee, said it was down to those cucks and sarah palin
http://twitchy.com/gregp-3534/2016/05/15/whoops-ben-carson-accidentally-confirms-trumps-vp-shortlist-to-the-wapost/
>>74102544
>Trump Posting
>>74103420
normie world is closing in
>>74103465
>"accident"
>to the WaPost
Come on man.
>>74103465
He said those were people on the list, not that they were the only people.
>>74100205
The God Emperor speaks to us only in memes. Plebs will never know.
>>74103465
>Confirmed to WaPo
>inb4 it's Trump trolling WaPo again
>>74103420
Like we need any more newfags after the Reddit shit and milo
>>74103367
Well, I know Bruce Willis is a Republican so there's a good chance of that happening.
>>74103510
Need more disturbing MAGA's.
Good night lads
>>74100663
>>74101413
When she said...
>"letting those bigots speak"
Man the IRONY IS JUST TOO FUCKING STRONG
>>74103368
But are you being paid tho?
On that note, how the fuck does one apply for such a position? I'm constantly shitposting anyway, I might as well get sheckels for it.
>>74103420
Well, you can't expect it to stay a secret club forever. We're about to create the most powerful man in the planet.
We reached for the sun, obviously we're gonna get a bit burned.
>>74103578
this is literally me
>>74103271
I immediately picture the guy asking the muslim book store clerk what the difference between the Quran and Koran is
>>74100150
A bit random but are you the anon that created the can't stump the trump videos?
>>74103296
I honestly believe with a little flattery he could have Rubio. Just tell him that he was the biggest threat and needed to be diminished so Trump said Little Marco. That when he allied with Trump he'd become Big Marco.
With Marco, Trump would be the Hispanic choice. With that one move they would forgive Trump and be willing to listen to his policies. Since Whites and Hispanics are all you really need to win Trump Rubio has a great chance.
Rubio is handsome as hell and will be excellent with women too.
>>74103510
That and what I'm assuming is the reddit diaspora after r/donald getting a shitty mod.
Hopefully it will go the same as always, if they're not immediately repulsed by interface and overt and widespread hatred, they'll weed out as they don't find the discussion to their liking.
>>74103578
Feeling sleepy too. Sweet dreams
>>74103023
>matlab
ick. My first experience with computer shit was in that program. Physical chemistry is not the place to learn to fuck around in a program like that
>>74103348
When they react that way, you know it hurt
>>74103465
>those are all on our list
It could just be a really big list though
>>74103727
>>74103578
>>74103715
>interface
That shouldn't be a problem, unless they're really idiots.
>find the discussion to their liking
That's what could scare them, thankfully.
>>74103709
/pol/ had convinced me that Rubio on the ticket will lead to Trump's assassination
>>74103690
Jesus Christ the normie normie invasion is at an all time high
>>74103678
>>74103675
NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGS
NO SLEEP
