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/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition Nr.5


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> Eurovision NOW!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants

> The following countries will perform:

‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM
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‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE
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> Disqualified Songs:

Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc

Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g

> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10212203/
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>>74005702
Go holols.
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>>74005702
www.strawpoll.me/10212203/

vote !
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brb need a piss X)
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>spain doing a legit good pop song

I like
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>>74005702
GET IN HERE LADS
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R U S S I A
U
S
S
I
A


W I N S
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>>74005891
(jews edition)
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1st for dancing like Forest GUMP
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8th for russia developing magic-based superweapons
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i want to rape spain
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Third for Bearded Lady. Is she still alive?
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Thank you bases Australian.
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>>74005909
thank fuck you can pause jewtube livestreams desu
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>all the Jew flags
Kek
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Holy shit that Russia performance tho
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HOW DRUNK ARE WE LADS?

> 4 tins in
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>>74005922
This, reminds me of 90s shit
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was there a guy waving a venezuelan flag?
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VOTE
FOR
BEST
EUROPEAN
COUNTRY

SYDNEY 2017
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>>74005702
Cyka will win for sure
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>>74005891
Stop posting this vote with only half of the countries.
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>buy now goy
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>>74005891
Sent ;-)
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>having a shot every time an entry sings in english
Shit lads
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>official titel of our contestant in our country is "manga mädchen"(=manga girl).

I hope she loses quickly.
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>>74005973
perfect eurovision tactic
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Count down to #JeSuisStockholm continues!
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OY VEY
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>>74005964
750ml of 7.5% aka faggot
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THOSE HOT BLONDE SWEDISH WOMEN GOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>OFFENSIVE JOKE

SWEDEN NO
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That JoJo pose
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BTFO'd BY SIR GAY LASER
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
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>dat flag inthe background
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We need some Straight jackets here in sweden
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>>74005702
I have allways wondered why Israel is allowed to compete. Any ideas?
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Straya gook still #1
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SPAIN FTW
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can russia actually levitate or is it just a trick? I don't get it
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KEK SUIT FOR WHITE MALES? pls someone screenshot
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SELLOUT
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>muslim rape food
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Oy veyyyy
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Is he wearing lipstick?
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SELLOUT
E
L
L
O
U
T
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>>74005964
At least we're coming far enough in to be passed out by that point eh?
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>crazy is the new black.
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>Eurovision selling a straightjacket

Disgusting
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>buying a CD
is it the 20th century again?
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I wish someone would literally blow the roof off that building.
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welcome to the internet
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You can get a MAKE SONGCONTEST GREAT AGAIN hat!
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>>74006038
What 7.5%er?
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oh no
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>>74006070
Oy vey
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>CRAZY IS THE NEW BLACK
WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS
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>>74005964
>handle of vodka and a pint of strongbow
>as much weed as I can handle
True Eurovision spirit up in here.
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>>74005986
saw my first pair of tits in Slovenia on holiday when I was a kid, had a wank off a mountain afterwards. Thank you for your service.
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nice jacket
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>>74006057
Oh shit i missed it when did they pose?
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>the cuck suit

Are you serious
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>>74005996

How about that one:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/
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>>74006130
TOP KEK
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>>74006069
>>74006069
>>74006069
>>74006069
>>74006069
LIVE STREAM LINK
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>>74006026
i'd say same score as last year
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cutie baltic boy
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>>74005964
I'm drinking tea.
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>JUST
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>>74006013
Those aren't the rules. The rules are if they change language to English in the chorus halfway through
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JUST
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>>74006118

But anon, it's the biggest spherical building in the world.
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>>74006087
he's using meme magic
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So are we all going to have punch ups during the scoring?
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Sing in your own language you fucking dipshits. What's the fucking point otherwise?

The only kind of normies that care about "lyrics" in fucking eurovision pop music probably can't even speak english.
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JUSTS
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>>74006077
Kolla upp EBU för fan
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The eurovision threads on /pol/ here are much better than the ones on /int/
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eurovision strait jacket

at least they know what kinda people are watching this ...
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We should vote for the worst song /pol/
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Spend your shekles
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>>74006136
SHUT HER DOWN
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I thought Swedish was the new black.
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>>74006113

i'd buy a qt trap desu
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JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE WHEN
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>>74006113
>tfw it will never be the 20th century again
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>JUSTS
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Baltics, why are you sending all these blond fuccbois.
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>>74006168
Lmao
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>>74006130
FUCKING KEK
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THIS GUY CAN'T EVEN SING
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USE ALL YOUR MEME MAGIC FOR TERRORIST ATTACK
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>>74006144
At the end. Quite subtle
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FLAT
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Oliver Heldens shitty rip off here lads
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>JUST
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JUSTS
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>>74006013
it should be mandatory for the singers to perform in their native languages
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>>74006130

JUST WHAT I NEEED
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>>74006201
Israel
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>>74006057
Please provide with JoJo pose
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>>74006179
That's how I started but I fogot the rules
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>>74006201

the netherlands
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>>74005825
>>cockhole

фикcaнyл тeбя
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>>74005964
12 x 0,33L 4,6%
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>>74006031

Nothing could redpill these people.
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Pewdiepie singing now
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>>74006130
JUST
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LOW ENERGY
O
W
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No no no no no.
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>>74006201
To diko mas lel
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just fuck my shit up desu senpai
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>HEEAAAAAAAAAART
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high level fuck boy here
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>Vocals over EDM
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>>74006220
>current year
>not liking boypussi
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Latvia confirmed for pleb tier
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Woah, Latvia, nice song
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>>74006214
feels pretty bad.
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>>74006185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grtEt0Cudt8
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JUST
>>
pewdiepie isn't very good at singing imo desu
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>>74005891
>www.strawpoll.me/10212203/

Australia
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>>74006246
This, would makes the songs so much better.
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>>74006277
:c
>>
He's giving it socks but it's a bit boring


The backing track would be whopper for cutting shapes when ur up in da club tho
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finally found the new thread
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This latvian is liek "I'm too cool for eurovision"
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>>74006201
Israel
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>>74006246

Not many Punjabi singers here in the UK.
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This early 2000's speed garage bassline thingy, weird
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>>74006255
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>>74006236
>sounds familiar

WAIT THIS FUCKING THIEF STOLE MY POTATO AND THE BEAT
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>>74006297
I liked your entry though
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Would listen to instrumental ver
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>>74006246
England/Ireland/Australia would win everytime then.
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>>74006342
same
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Jojo pose https://twitter.com/Meiras_/status/731582971719847940
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>>74006310
poles are alright in my book
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Why is Manuel Ferrera singing for Latvia?
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JUSTS FUCK LATVIA UP SENPAI
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Cant wait for the Ruskies to steam roll the Baltics
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>>74005964
3 tins and a bottle

this contest is fucking death if you're doing drinking rules
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>>74006356
Thank you, here's some Koichi in return.
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>>74006342

wish they'd just sticky
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LIVE SYTRAM LINK

DID I MENTION IT IS LIVE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
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I wonder how many muslim rapes are occurring in Swedin atm.
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>Heavy breathing

kek
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>>74005986
might as well just let Japan and South Korea in.
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>>74006157
STRAYA WINNING! YES
BEST EUROPEAN COUNTRY
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>>74006352
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>>74006342
Congatulations!
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>>74005964
only tea
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>>74006373
this
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What's with the mandatory hairstyle for every men. It's like half gay and half donald trump.
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who is this fluid druid?
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>>74006246
They tried once but English songs have a massive advantage, fucking bullshit
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S E R G A Y
E
R
G
A
Y
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latvia....null points
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>stage falls away
spooked
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He's going a bit too much over the top. Nice song but singer screwed it up
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vote for deportation to Siberia that Tatar
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>>74006440
Quality song
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>Jamala
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>>74006413
Every eurovision is. I'll be going next year if it's a decent country.

Might even go if it's Israel.
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KEKRAINE NEXT

DEPORTATION STORY SO SAD
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>>74006422
it isn't rape when the women like it.
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JAMAlaya ????????
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>>74006459
who is this Neon demon?
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>>74006417
*STREAM
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>>74006391
Did you like our gay Alucard?
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>>74006446
First prize is refugees.
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Oh shit, Ukraine's song calling out Russia
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Who has the cuckiest country participating? I don't know much about euro vision but I bet their some cucking invloved.
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I rate this one 4head/10
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>jamal
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>inb4 butthurt from Ukraine

every fuckin year
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>Muh Taters

>Muh Crimea

Fuck off.
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>1944

WE WUZ WWII AND SHIET
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>Jamala
>>
hohol butthurt incoming
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I fucking hate the political message behind the song

why is this allowed?
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Nice try forest pakis.
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>>74006489

10/10 would deport
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TATAR OUT
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>>74006328
I used to think that Eurovision was a way to promote your culture and language, and not just to emulate some other culture
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is ukraine even a country anymore kek
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Baaaaawh, gibe Crimea back
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"THIS IS ALL FOR YOU"
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go salo go
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1st place confirmed, westerners cant resist to vote for a cute fucc boi
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>>74006443
One can only hope. JPOP/KPOP is SO Eurovision.

>babymetal

Please. PLEASE EUROVISION!
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UKRANIAN NIGELLA
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BOA, FUCK YOU UKRAINE
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>>74006487
He's just got a Rock voice over a electro tune.
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I like this desu.

I like the political theme and the departure from generic europop.
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DEEPLY POLITICAL SONG
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>>74006530
ukraine eternally butthurt
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>Tartars
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>national dresses
fucking nazis how dare they
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JAMALaya
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Bitch throwing heat at Putin.
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>UKRAINE
>JAMAL
>>
WE'RE NOT GUILTY
>WE'RE NOT GUILTY
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UKRAINE!!!1

sounds like a rip off of suspicious minds, by Elvis with the intro


UTTER SHIT
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This is the anti Russia song.

No boos?
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>>74006524
AHAHAHA
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>>74006077
Jews run the EU and rule Europe....

>Captcha: Berg
Fuck you Google Schlomos
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Polish visiting germanistan
Bitch should sing about wołyń
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sadly
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>>74006519
missed him, joined on the aussie chong song
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>>74006543
Australia! Finally you tune in
SYDNEY 2017
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>>74006511
>neon demon
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Fucking Hohols, I thought there was a rule against political songs.
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VOHLYNIA MASSACRE NEVER FORGET
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>>74006558
Because SJW
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THIS SONG IS ABOUT STALIN BTW
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>The strangers are coming
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>those fucking lyrics
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A vote for Russia is a vote for better Europe!
Show the liberal cucks who's back in charge of Europe!
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>>74006619
Of course
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>>74006414
A rare koichi
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TATAR
A
T
A
R
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REMEMBER THE 6 GORILLION UKRAINIANS GOY

BUT DON'T FORGET US WE DIED 6 GORILLION TIMES ASWELL
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future garage fuck yeah beat is good
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>EDGY ENTRY IN EUROVISION

What? oy vey shut it down
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>muh genocide
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REMOVE KEBAB
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THE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE NEVER HAPPENED
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>>74006637
NIGGER
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Good song all the same, I like it
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>comparing 1944 to 2014
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>>74006637
nigger
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I unironically like this song, the beat is catchy.
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>>74005825

i wont be surprised if Ukraine wins for political reasons
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Хaхaхa хoхoл
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>Song about Stalin killing her relatives

did I just hear Norton say that??
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give this woman back to Russia before she looses her fertility.
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>>74006558

My favorite Luxembourgian Russian.
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Ukraine ... 1944, has fucking nothing to do with 2014.

Crimeans are Russians, not fucking Tartars.
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KEK STALIN DEPORTATIONS
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>>74006637
Hey, nigger
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>>74006637
nigger
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tfw overslept and missed Italy ;_;
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>>74006637
NIGGER
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I thought this was about diversity. Why is it only one genre, pop?

I want some classical music, jazz, swing, acid rock, opera. Come on Europe, get your shit together and stop acting like a singular.
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Deport Tatars back to Turkey plox
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>>74006637
nigger
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>>74006658
DAMN
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Get rekt Ruskies
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BITCH IS LITERALLY CRYING ON STAGE
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>>74006531
Everyone on mainland Europe is a part of a massive gangbang, especially up in the countries no one cares about (read: Sweden, Denmark, Norway). UK never gets any points because they don't want us to win despite all of the other songs being in our language.
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>>74006277
eat shit.
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>ukraine
>white
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TRIP HOP INTENSIFIES
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Why arent you doing anything to keep isis from winning them nigger loving cucks sure gonna vote for them ? Make /b/ raid it now
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
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>>74005702
post on /pol/
>how to vote
>assume it won't be fixed for one
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OK CALM DOWN BITCH WITH YOUR TRIP HOP EDGY SHIT, BLAME GORBACHEV FFS, CHRIST THIS WOMAN
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JUST
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Beat is pretty good from Ukraine. First decent bit of music I've heard all night
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get fucked ruskies
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>>74006579
bretty handsome lad
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>2016
>speed garage

UKRAINE EDGY AS FUCK
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>>74006637
NIGGER
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>>74006637
janez nigger
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This is abysmal even for eurovision

Should be 0 points if there is any justice
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Stand to win £900 on £10 if ukraine wins lads.

£20 dubs if wins
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>>74006637
I've been lurking mostly.

It's too early in the morning to shitpost.

Nigger.
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What's a yasligima toyalmadim when it's at home?
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>>74006637

bitch hoe
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>arab music

fuck off Ukukraineq
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>>74006558
If you defend Germany or the Soviet Union you are a criminal, if not, you are a freedom fighter.

>sadbuttrue.img
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>>74006637
>SYDNEY 2017
Nigger.
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>>74006637
NIGGER
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SHUT IT DOWN!
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>>74006692
Sounds kinda like 90s deep house
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>>74006742
Ok shit, you beat me to it, wewe lad, im from Bristol, i love massive attack and Portishead ;DDDD
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LITERALLY SINGING IN TURKISH
KEKRAINE
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Russian singer caught with fetish porn lel

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/7149490/The-secret-fetish-porn-past-of-Russia-s-Eurovision-entry.html
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>>74006637
fuckin Nig
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>ukraine

>boohoo russians hurt tatar boohoo
>boohoo russians bad boohoo

>literally weeps on stage

As i expected
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>>74006666
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>>74006730
yeah this is like roachy song
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>>74006637
NIGGER
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Ukranian Portishead to be honest
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>huuuaaaauuuauauuuu
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Wailing like a dying nation.
Make it happen Sergey
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>>74006581
We could get Babymetal, all Japs love L O N D O N
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what the fuck is this
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>>74006637
gentleman of african-american descent
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This is a fucking call to prayer
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>>74006561
9/11 I would vote for that
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They cut the subtitles. How anti-russia is this song?
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Dis beat HARD bruh
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>>74006700
i remember you from /sg/
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>>74005702
Wait is that Photoshop? What in sweet fucks is that thing? Is that a trans with a goatee?
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>>74006731
Fucking islanders always felt too good for the rest. And Eastern Yurop always circle jerks.
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>>74006796
OY VEY!
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>>74006817

oh shit
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>>74006769
Guess you're hoping for the political vote.
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>>74006637
NIGGER
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>>74006624
Yeah that's pretty much what I thought as well.
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This isn't trip-hop, it's more 2-step garage with a heavily misfitting vocal.
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>>74006817
SHIT
ROOTING FOR GYPSIES
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>>74006756

I like the beat.

And this ANGEL has taught me much of your peoples savagery
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Disgusting gypsy song
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WHO IS THIS FUCKING SORT LADS
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>>74006696
You lucky vastards having Norton announce the eurovision-our guy couldn't sound less arsed and should've thrown in the towel years ago..,,
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alterative link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
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>>74006804
>im from Bristol
I'm Bridgwater.
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>UUUUUUUUUUOOOUOUOUOOOOOOO
Keep crying bitch nigga
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>>74006846
>is that Photoshop
if only
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the beat was fucking legit, fuck the lyrics though
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>>74006846
the winner of eurovision, i am not joking
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>>74006637
you nigger
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>>74006817
FUCK OFF ARMENIA YOU AINT SHIT
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The stage should win
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Missed everyone except Ukraine. Who's been the best so far lads?
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Me right now whilst Ukraine is butthurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=307LgGe1kz0
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>>74006846
no its the winner of the last eurovision
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UP THE IRA
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

- Ukrainian when asked about Russia
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qt
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>>74006731
That's hilarious.
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Malta looks pretty comfy.
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What the fuck is that anita sarkeesian
>>
Time for tax paradise oy
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WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY
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>>74006844

Likewise and from Ukie generals I believe. What was the message behind the song?
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>>74006817

holy shooot Armenia will crusade united caliphs

>WHEN ?
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>>74006846
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conchita_Wurst

edumacate yourself, murrika
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>>74006846

No shop. It won the contest couple of years ago. Austrian
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Thought I had accidentally turned over to Red Dwarf there.
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>>74006934
Israel
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>Malta
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>>74006944
Hahahaha
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>>74006914
>the beat was fucking legit

ma inside out nigga
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>>74006944
kek
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>>74006637
fuck off nigger
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>>74006896
Hey man don't talk shit about based Marty he's a nice guy
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Where is Amerika ?
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>LGBT rights activist jew

Not getting my vote
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>>74006858

yeah definitely. people hate russia for pretty much no reason. all the triggered EU cucks will be busy on the phone lines
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>>74006963
kek
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>>74006927
eh, we can't even invade Azeroaches
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muh dick
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>>74006934
the netherlands
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Based Malta
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>ira losco
Triggered.
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decent rack
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oooh....curvy.
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>those SFX and visuals

IS THIS FUCKING 1995?
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>>74006989
Kek
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MALTA CONFIRMED MILF
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>>74006786
True

RUSSIA has won already

>Feelsgood.jpg
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>>74007003
bruh you know I'm on that future garage burial shit
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>>74006846

It's not a trans, it's actually just a gay lad who likes to wear dresses.
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>>74005702
>>74005732
>19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
How is this a Spanish song?
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>tfw Malta is just a lovely country to visit
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This Malta song is generic as fuck
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> Malta wins Eurovision
> Goes bankrupt trying to host it
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>>74006921
>>74006938

How embarrassing. Well. We can't say much either. Can't wait till this kebab nigger we have is gone.
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>>74006914
You'd love Burial then because the beat was stolen from his sort of stuff.
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>>74006943
>>74006943
>>74006943
>>74006943
NEW THREAD
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MILFTA
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>>74006846
It's real. It won the contest for Austria two years ago. It then went on to co-host with three women, two of them definitely not Austrian.
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>>74006964
Yeah mate, from the ukie generals, too.
message behind song
>we dun nuffin, tatar genocide, because russkies
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WADDER ON WADDER WADDERRRRRRRRR melon
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>>74006903
NO WAY!

I used to go out on the piss in Bridgewater, my mate was at college there, christ, cant remember all the pubs, but there were tonnes.

I like Middlezoy and Weston Zoyland, fucking kek, my 2 fav villages

I live in Leigh woods
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>>74007038
>>74007045
This
Wew laddies
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>>74007026
yurovision knows we'd win every year
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>>74006796
Oy vey!
>>
>>74006846
*feminine goatee shitlord
>>
>lgbt activist

Dumpstered
>>
HIGH TEST
I
G
H

T
E
S
T
>>
NEXT THREAD
>>74006943
>>74006943
>>74006943
>>74006943
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I wish more nations did songs in their own language, theres too much English cucking. Eurovision should be more about showing the world a part of your culture not many foreigners get to see, not this eurofag shit.
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i hope that dancer kicks her in the womb by accident
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>>74007062
*mentally ill
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UHHHH THICKER!!
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>>74007059

THIS IS NOW A BURIAL THREAD
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>>74007053
>>74007045


She is 4 months pregnant lads. Confirmed for hight test
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[spoiler]I want to fuck her titties[/spoiler]
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YT LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
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Malta's song is the least retarded so far.
>>
is that Mariah Carey, has she lost weight?
>>
>>74006846
MISS EUROPE 2013
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>>74007157
says the descendant of british criminals
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>>74006731
Your songs have been awful. Get better songs and then we can discuss
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>>74007187
holy fucking kek
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>>74007085
FUCKING KEKed CRAZY OUT LOUD WHOLE FAMILY IS LOOKING AT ME
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>>74007187
Kek
>>
>>74007205
It's a Rachel Stevens/Carey hybrid
>>
>>74007187

top kek
>>
>>74007192
why doesn't strg+s work on here? It works on /vg/.
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>>74006254
wat the fuk is pissrael doing there?
it's no more part of the EU than Libya is
>>
>>74007062
Well....it's quite disturbing.

That guy has to get up every morning to look in the mirror and say go himself, "yes, I look good, this is normal".
>>
>young lolitaz
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>>74006846
It's legit, it's the wurst case scenario.
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>>74007187
>>
>>74007157
We want to see more Corean/Australian culture!
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>>74007187
best
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>Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz
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>>74007365
Preaching to the choir mate
>>
>>74007157
How new are you to the world ma mate. We are living in a globalist world and they have already won.
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>>74007365
Eurovision tried to say "no... you're not in Europe... how can you join the compitioin?" to Israel but they said: "That's Anti-Semitic!" so they were accepted

True story
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<--- for those who missed ukranian song
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JUST Arctic Monkeys my shit up, fampai
>>
Oh shit waddup Georgia.
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>>74007069
We're alright
>>
I caught the show with n°12 Poland and everything was shit thus far.
>>
>>74007223
Perfectly fine for miss Europe 2016. Her beard goes pretty well with Europe. All she needs now is a bomb on her chest.
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>>74007171
Come down to us brother.....
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>>74007240
Australia is full of European mogrants who arent Anglos
>>
ARYAN GIRL
>>
finaly france performing
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>>74007590
kek.
>>
So Ukraine sent an ugly as fuck and crooked tooth Mongol\Tatar to cry about Crimea?
They could've sent the cool Right Sector chicks but instead this.
>>
>>74007711
ARMENIAAAAAA
BRINGING THE BANTZZZZZ
>>
Austria sending a pretty aryan woman instead of a disgusting bearded trans woman thing this time. Nice.
>>
if she wouldnt speak that fucking gay frog language i would fuck the shit out of her
fucking gay france fags
>>
>>74007897
I'm sure she's kicking herself mate.
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>>74007897
it isn't gay when a woman speaks it
>>
Why does she look so shit on stage.
>>
Not half bad considering this is the country that produced Conchita
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>>74007897
Don't worry Hans you will be speaking your beloved arab soon enough.
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>>74008030
There is no live photoshop
>>
WHO IS THE CUTEST ?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10212760
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>>74007897
>a Germ making fun of how a language sounds
>a Germ, of all people...
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>>74008099
kek
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>>74008030
Lack of Photoshop
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>>74007897
A German hating White people. No surprise here.
>>
Oh God I'm so sorry Europe
>>
JoeJake eat some cake.
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Brits are based Liverpool fans. 8/10.
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>>74007025
Actually he ain't bad, I take back what I said earlier
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>>74008130
Australia!!!
Corea #1
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>>74008093
says the france fag
sand negro vs negro. doesnt make that much of a difference
>>
GUYS GO TO THE NEW THREADS ALREADY
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>>74008198
The UK has created some of the greatest music of all times ... and yet it can't send a single good singer to Eurovision ... or you don't want to, on purpose?
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>>74008397
Emphasis on past tense 'creatED' doesn't mean we create any anymore
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>>74008198
>Sorry for Europe
>sends gay boy band

Okay.
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America here, this shit is gay.
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She likes horses...
>>
Qt Armenian.
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>>74008536
in the first years ive laughed about how fucking gay the esc is
now im crying that it became the standard in europe
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>>74008640
There was a guy who wanted to sing completely naked right?
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>>74008536
Yes. Yes it is. Also probably the downfall of America somehow. Like soccer or cheese.
>>
Is this the newest thread?
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>>74008368
Sorry I can't understand your retarded language with the sound of ahmed 's cock going in and out of your mouth.
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>>74008730
>>74008640
http://metro.co.uk/2016/03/23/eurovision-song-contest-2016-belaruss-act-ivan-wants-to-perform-naked-while-flanked-by-wolves-5771408/
This fag
>>
>>74008526
He said 'sorry Europe' not 'sorry FOR Europe' you illiterate cunt. This is exactly why you shitty Swedes write abysmal lyrics in English and think you've mastered the language
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>>74008877
mad fag still being mad
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>>74008877
>>74008368
France and Germany arguing who is more cucked by mudslims
Top kek.
>>
Ok, one more question.

Is English really fucking easy to learn? It seems like everyone in yuro land speaks it. Is it just because of how common it is around the world, hearing and learning from birth?

Or is it because of the internet?
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>>74009155
can only speak for me. but german stuff like movies, music etc is so fucking disgusting that you have to learn english
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>>74009155
English is a pretty easy language as far as difficulty goes. I mean, most Americans easily mastered it.
>>
>>74009155
we actually learn stuff in school
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