/esc/ Eurovision Songcontest General - Grand Final Edition
> Eurovision in 45min!
Watch the greates political SJW diversity show of the year.
Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
How to vote: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/voting
Songs performed today: http://www.eurovision.tv/page/stockholm-2016/all-participants
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> The following countries will perform:
‣ 01 Belgium - Laura Tesoro - What's The Pressure
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP3USrYpr5w [Embed]
‣ 02 Czech Republic - Gabriela Gunčíková - I Stand
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L2imZRo6NY [Embed]
‣ 03 The Netherlands - Douwe Bob - Slow Down
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vytgHD2pqyk [Embed]
‣ 04 Azerbaijan - Samra - Miracle
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dix6XJ_Uo-w [Embed]
‣ 05 Hungary - Freddie - Pioneer
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU8wso6fngM [Embed]
‣ 06 Italy - Francesca Michielin - No Degree Of Separation
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WySSLip5uzc [Embed]
‣ 07 Israel - Hovi Star - Made Of Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpWKfcjXcp0 [Embed]
‣ 08 Bulgaria - Poli Genova - If Love Was A Crime
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKsNfccUTuk [Embed]
‣ 09 Sweden - Frans - If I Were Sorry
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8D7KNFtTlE [Embed]
‣ 10 Germany - Jamie-Lee - Ghost
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Z7pKopP9s [Embed]
‣ 11 France - Amir - J'ai cherché
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boYQovCybYQ [Embed]
‣ 12 Poland - Michał Szpak - Color Of Your Life
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjup9PJ25LM [Embed]
‣ 13 Australia - Dami Im - Sound Of Silence
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EG_Jtw4OyU [Embed]
‣ 14 Cyprus - Minus One - Alter Ego
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8LcNrqiIFE [Embed]
‣ 15 Serbia - Sanja Vučić ZAA - Goodbye (Shelter)
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqh-XVcjmHc [Embed]
‣ 16 Lithuania - Donny Montell - I've Been Waiting for This Night
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSncll5CG-I [Embed]
‣ 17 Croatia - Nina Kraljić - Lighthouse
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPDKaOgkAGY [Embed]
‣ 18 Russia - Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHgxi57Um0w [Embed]
‣ 19 Spain - Barei - Say Yay!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0I37W3RN_U [Embed]
‣ 20 Latvia - Justs - Heartbeat
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_J8cb2bvcY [Embed]
‣ 21 Ukraine - Jamala - 1944
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ [Embed]
‣ 22 Malta - Ira Losco - Walk On Water
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J7O5BGqPDk [Embed]
‣ 23 Georgia - Nika Kocharov and Young Georgian Lolitaz - Midnight Gold
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5VynlW6Xeo [Embed]
‣ 24 Austria - ZOË - Loin d'ici
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pvhx0z3ZFI [Embed]
‣ 25 United Kingdom - Joe and Jake - You're Not Alone
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VvsLEd1TI [Embed]
‣ 26 Armenia - Iveta Mukuchyan - LoveWave
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7m3wOGhEvE [Embed]
> Disqualified Songs:
Semi Finals 1:
‣ 01 Finland - Sandhja - Sing It Away
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5iMzHc3cY [Embed]
‣ 02 Greece - Argo - Utopian Land
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrdpcY3skI [Embed]
‣ 03 Moldova - Lidia Isac - Falling Stars
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXcDKy97BHk [Embed]
‣ 08 San Marino - Serhat - I Didn't Know
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYKFKgwVbV4 [Embed]
‣ 13 Estonia - Jüri Pootsmann - Play
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8oilbtQptQ [Embed]
‣ 15 Montenegro - Highway - The Real Thing
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTPaTnoTuY [Embed]
‣ 16 Iceland - Greta Salóme - Hear Them Calling
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xQxQRdZasQ [Embed]
‣ 17 Bosnia & Herzegovina - Dalal & Deen feat. Ana Rucner and Jala - Ljubav Je
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmLfeMzgrc [Embed]
Semi Finals 2:
‣ 03 Switzerland - Rykka - The Last Of Our Kind
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPpfb3jRaHQ [Embed]
‣ 05 Belarus - IVAN - Help You Fly
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-13I_VF5d4k [Embed]
‣ 07 Ireland - Nicky Byrne - Sunlight
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCXueTvhjNo [Embed]
‣ 08 F.Y.R. Macedonia - Kaliopi - Dona
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8WHhNWp4c [Embed]
‣ 11 Slovenia - ManuElla - Blue And Red
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K4h4AzLFgU [Embed]
‣ 13 Denmark - Lighthouse X - Soldiers Of Love
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abiss5VZn14 [Embed]
‣ 15 Norway - Agnete - Icebreaker
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhFQaas5wFQ [Embed]
‣ 17 Albania - Eneda Tarifa - Fairytale
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=je1ICZiKT4g [Embed]
> Trivia:
RefugeesWelcome Dance from Semi-Final 1:
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcDBqL0lf0 [Embed]
STRAWPOLL:
> http://www.strawpoll.me/10210174/r
>>73998837
>ukraine
no such thing
Will they sing about refugees?
>>73999022
yes
slow down bro
what countries have already played?
we are here >>73990729
SLOW DOWN BROTHER
MUH DIK
WHAT WE DRINKING LADS?
> rum
Who is the best commentator and why is it based Graham?
>Azerbaijan sandnigger
WHO /GEOBLOCKED/ HERE?
It's things like this that make me happy Europe is being destroyed.
>>73999022
the fucking theme is "stand together" or something what the fuck do you expect
Israel will win.
Cap this.
>>73999022
>slow down
They just did
I think everyone should slow down, brother
>>73999022
The German song is just ficki ficki on stage
>>73999022
Yes, they've been sending pro refugee, pro-gay and anti russian propaganda on Swedish television all evening.
>>73999070
Czech Rep, Netherlands, Belgium
>>73999083
ohh, Fuck, i am sorry
Do other countries get the bants on commentary?
SANDNIGGER
>>73999083
No this is new thread
>>73999115
hot sandnigger
Oh look, it's Salma Hayek
Slow down senpai
>>73999112
TEA
>>73998837
Gentlemen - what can we do to make sure the anti-EU/anti-refugee countries win?
tfw bbc iplayer isn't working so no graham :(
HOLY SHIT BREHS I KNEW I RECOGNISED THE CZECH BABE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aIb4mKgp44
This doesn't seem very diverse.
HIGH TEST
>HIGH TEST
HIGH TEST
>HIGH TEST
This is atrocious, even our snooze-fest was preferable to this.
>>73999228
Nothing.
>GONNA TAKE AMERICA TO SAVE US NOW
B O R I N G
O
R
I
N
G
>>73998837
Spoiler Alert
>The faggot wins
>>73999121
Be sure to take a hit of vodka whenever "love", "peace" and "equality" is mentioned.
>>73999112
I have Kraken, Sailor Jerry and Jim Beam.
CAST YOUR VOTES FOR WHAT I SHOUL DRINK. I ALSO HAVE STELLA
>>73999228
Vote Russia when the time comes
It's gonna take a miracle to save europe
>>73999171
no, wait, my thread is much better :P
Abondond the other thing
btw.: After how many replies is it appropriate to make a new thread?
>>73999112
Mahou
>>73999228
according to bookmakers russia & australia has the highest chance to win tonight
>>73999234
i got u senpai
http://www.watchallchannels.com/bbc-one-html/
NOT EUROPEAN
>NOT EUROPEAN
>NOT EUROPEAN
NOT EUROPEAN
>NOT EUROPEAN
NOT EUROPEAN
>>73998837
EW! What the hell is that OP!? I think it's name is Wurst or something? I don't know but I do know that it's unattractive.
>>73999115
would pass as Armenian or Persian desu
I didn't even know Simon and Garfunkel were from Europe, let alone Australia
>>73999244
Nice?
Daily reminder to vote on Russia to make people butthurt. Crimea 2017
>>73999297
So it's like the Olympics. Everyone wins and participation is all that matters
>>73999309
Mix it all up in a glass. If you don't, you're a soft cunt.
>>73999309
I vote for tears.
Sorry lad
despite the memes i havent seen any liberal bullshit so far
>>73999303
Who will be left to shitpost when we all die?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Gl37zfO1Po
i'd love to just rip that top open and expose her tits
>>73999401
just you wait
Gonna vote for Australia just for the top kek of Eurovision in Australia
Late to the stream, saw it was in Stockholm, were any of the performers raped yet?
>>73999331
Oh just picture the bants if Australia win.
>>73999321
God himself could not save Europe now.
>>73999379
dutty pint senpai ukno kmt
Mirror
>mirror
>mirror
HAHA HUNGARY COMING UP
POWER STANCE
Dancers with the ginyu force moves.
>>73999401
You must've missed the opening act.
Getting hungry
>>73999297
Which one
>>73999112
Coffee
>>73998837
this is the dumbing down conditioning everybody needs.
the thread.
this is cancer
>>73999359
Bitch, if you vote wrong putin will personally annex your country
Let's show everyone how great and diverse multiculturalism is by having every single country perform a generic pop song in english.
>Gonna take a miracle to save us now
Is every song going to be about the migrant crisis?
>>73998837
Who gives a shit about this? Eurovision or Melodi Grand Prix as it was called in Norway, was something people only cared about in the 80s, because there was nothing else on TV.
>>73999401
Its coming :D
Wait for half time and you will get the most cucked show ever
>>73999321
>it's gonna take a miracle to save us now
Truer words have never been spoken
HUNGARYAN QT
>>73999441
Good Candlemass tune.
>having a singer with a sore throat
It's Slav Inglesias
>>73999401
what?
everyone who's been shown has been liberal and hipster-esque.
Someone get this Hungarian chap a glass of water
who dis troll niguh?
>Hungarian Chad
REEEE
Damn... That voice and minature head
That JUST face shot
Freddie and the part-time Motor mechanics.
fucking chad reeeeeeeeee
>>73999309
But alcohol is haram, whatcha mayorimam say?
>that whistling cuck choir
that guy is fucking huge
The fuck is that drum guy doing there.
He's QT, lads
Cyprus is surprisingly good
why is this guy moaning like a faggot
>laryngitis
Shit does the Eurovision not serve water
Well Hungary won't win.
>>73999569
Holy shit, I didn't even notice how comically small it was until you mentioned it.
EPIC DRUM MAN
NVERRRR MADE IT AS A WISSSE MAN
>>73999493
Well isn't that what multiculturalism is? Everything is the same tasteless gray mass.
>hungary
>white
>>73999405
I was going to say australians, But them faggots are in the europeen song contest too.
What the hell.
>>73999112
I just told you ffs! TUBORG!
ENOUGH
dat hungarian cock
>>73999513
Im not lasting that long.
>>73999595
It's the beta choir
Chad is singing
> HAHAHA
HUNGARY SENT A GYPSY
AHHHHHHHHHH AH AH
Does anyone still need a different stream source?
Not as bad as the other shit
>>73999617
That's the motto of Eurovision
those three betas with him, kek
>>73999631
faggy voice
Is he actually saying words? I just hear mumbling
Fuck this turkish rapebaby chad.
HUNGARY
IT IS SINGING CONTEST NOT /fit/ CONTEST
>>73999401
Bare vent du.
>>73999601
I'm amazed it can still run around with that wound
>This bouncing chino cuck trio
>>73999112
wodka + iced tea
>>73999716
NO WORDS AHH MILLION PEOPLE AHHHHH
All the songs suck so far
Something good pls
italian art student girl
>not liberal
> italy
prepare your dicks
Hungarians singer
anyone /comfy/ ?
Let the happenings begin
they might win with this one desu
>Literally paid to get in
This gonna be bad
THERE IS A BIG GET COMING LADS
WE CAN MEME THE WINNER
>>73999771
This is a contest of whose song is the least shit.
>>73999746
Chad and the Chinos (ft.Ching the Chinaman)
>>73999742
FUCK EUROPE UP
>NOT ENGLISH
WEW
anyone else think the music when the artists face is shown sound like the plane music in dark knight rises?
My cock is comfy now
Horray, sing in your own language.
Based Italian qt
What's that outfit ....
what the fuck
sing english spaghettinigger
>>73999815
>being a poorfag
>>73999617
Every year I'm so curious on why don't you guys send Rammstein there and have them urinate on the audience while yelling how cannibalism is great.
I think it would win.
Are all these song covers?
Who are paying for the copyrights?
Italian qt
How much do they pay to the winner?
Cazzo
>>73999807
eating icecream right now, im comfy. who else comfy here?
Le biggest get
>>73999837
So Russia?
>>73999854
No it's Aha - Sun always shines on Tv
I'm hoping for Russia senpai
SHE SINGS ITALIAN
THANKS ITALY I GENUINLY THANK YOU
>>73999815
poor lad wew
PORCO DIO
>>73999889
This
>pizza and movies
:3
>this was #1 in Italy
JUST
Epic get!
>singing in her own language
DISQUALIFIED
>not English
Get this dog out of my sight.
It sure is nice having the single most respected flag on this website
She's singing like she's in the shower. Points for singing in your own fucking language though.
If get, UK will win and leave the EU.
anyone remember when Lithuania did "we are the winners of the Eurovision?" - was based.
GO IRAQ
WOOOOO
I love Italy!!!
>>73999868
Her mother made it 20 years ago for a school play . . . .she was a tree stump.
Russia to win?
>>73999927
Absolutely disgusting
>>73999889
They're not gay or leftist cucks
>>73999850
oy vey
>tfw no italian gf
Get for more refugee cock
GET INCOMING
>>73999771
I like Serbias thing. The rest are quite meh.
Better is yet to come.
Check'em
Israel will win
check em
happening now
Trump
LETS GO
Italy sounds like a crap disney song.
>>73999871
Germany pls
999.. get
>>73999898
DUDE WEED
GET FOR CYPRUS WIN
Trump will lose
Idgaf about the song, but Italian sounds so nice when sung well
Yes, it is nice she's singing in Italian, but the song is still horrible.
>>73999889
Even when it's common believe that rammstein is conservative or even nazi it's not true. They are lefties too.
Elaborate tampon commercial
>>73999112
Antibiotics :C
>>73999994
>>74000002
FUCK, SO CLOSE TO EUROGET
>>73999898
no all the songs are ought to be written for the contest, where are you hearing covers?
>>74000000
>>74999999
REEEEEEEEE
>>73999999
>>74000007
Tfw no gf
> in 10years every ESC entry will sing arab instead of english
Our song was so bad :(
>>73999953
it was actually #2
>>74000043
DUDE
Seriously though, is any of this original work?
>>73999112
black russians
GIVE IT TO HER LADS
LET HER WIN
SHE'S THE BEST LOOKING YOU CAN'T DENY IT
>>74000069
Bыздopaвливaй жe, няш
>>74000095
tfw no face
GAY JEW
A
Y
J
E
W
>tfw no qt hippster italian gf
>>73999112
Desperados as on the other thread
>>73999902
One whole anti-Azeri cruiser missile
btw who /get/? >>74000000
>ENGLISH
GET THIS TRASH OUT OF HERE
Why is there only a single song this time in the Song Contest which doesn't use a single word of English? And why is it fucking Austria?
>>74000154
Nope, still rooting for my Austrian qt.
>>73999112
Red wine.
OY VEYYYYYYY
Oh great here comes our faggot.
the jews...
>>73998837
>Livestream: www.eurovision.tv
not installing your jew shit
proper link or GTFO!
Did I just spot a furry?
Israel . . .. . . fucking beta male.
>>74000128
All of it. Doesn't change the fact that it all sounds the same though.
OY VEY!!!!!!!!
Prepared for juden
holy shit what a gay boy
Italian bitch is a spagball/10
>>74000171
Tfw no tooth
>>73999807
Allahu akbar GET
>>74000167
Cпacибo!
Made of stars
Wait Israel is part of the EU?
>mfw 90% of the lyrics
>the feeling is right tonight
>the sky is high
>the sun goes down
>dancing to the sky
>tonight is the night
>jump on the dancefloor
>the sky is in the night
>the stars are my feelings
>my hearth beating to the music
>my night tonight will fly into the sky
THANK YOU EUROPE, I LOVE YOU, PEACE OUT IM OUT
>do the number 2 with my fingers
Literally explain yourself yurop
I HATE HIS FUCKING JEW FACE
oi m8 you got a license for that potato?
BOMB GOES OFF NOW
THE GOYIM KNOWS
VOTE IT DOWN
WEW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
>>74000295
No, neither is Azerbaijan or Straya
>>74000246
which one?
The nose knows
Based Italy. We always sign in our native language as well. That's a guaranteed loss, though. That's why we didn't even apply this year. We win by default.
Israel sends a fag
what's he singing about I only hear holocoast, oy vey, masturbation machines, never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__1IvvWLU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__1IvvWLU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__1IvvWLU8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a__1IvvWLU8
>JEWISH FAG
Beta stars?
Fucking hell Israel.
>>74000295
Nah, fags in Tel Aviv just love Eurovision so much they let them join.
SHIT HIDE YOUR LOOSE CHANGE SWEDISH CROWD
>>74000295
It's Eurovision+whoever_is_relevant_in_current_year countries
No fucking idea how Australia managed to get in this year, though.
>>74000246
Who is this faggot and why did he kill a guinea pig for his act
>>74000295
remember the 6 trillion
Is this kosher?
Israel sending the ugliest faggot they could find.
>gay Jew wins
>next Eurovision isn't even in Europe
>Muslims stab everyone
>>73999112
Tea
>It's actually a man
MADE OF STARS
Gay jew, shows over lads
fall you fuckers
Israel sends Nicktron wtf
He's circumcised, lads.
GAY ISRAELI JEW IN SWEDEN
EXPLOSION WHEN
*Made of Money*
Boy George 2.0 ?
>karma chamelleon
>>73998837
Russia, as is tradition, brings the best song with integrity and in their own cultural style. Other countries bring brain dead hip pop songs and try to put as much arabs and blacks on stage...
>>74000264
If I could participate, would I win?
This is a sample of my music I play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8LxsDgsFhs
>made of stars
israel showing again that they want to enslave the human race with this performance
nothing un usual
>>74000343
or russia
jontron's jewish cousin
>>74000391
>>next Eurovision isn't even in Europe
>>Muslims stab everyone
we can only hope and pray
>>74000387
That's just a boyish girl, r-right ?
guess who's singing for israel right now
OY VEY
>Israel sends a tumblr freak
>mfw
>>74000450
Except he's much worse
>>74000475
lmao
is that u
>>74000460
Lel
I hope the UK comes last. It will really help the Leave EU side.
Tumblr tier Isreal
>>74000460
Aahahahaha unfortunate lyrics
Jokes aside, this is bland as hell.
Israel, explain yourselves. I thought you were supposed to be resilient to this kind of shit?
>>74000391
And nothing of value is lost
>>74000475
kek
We are all made of stars.
shit and gay
>>74000460
KEK
Hampster hair is literally the current state of the Eurovision.
>Jews sending a transgender degenerate emo
>>74000431
So am I
dana international was the best israeli
>Jew sings about being made of stars
He hasn't paid much attention at school has he
>star of david appears beneath him
go figure
>mfw I saw the faggot flag waving
>>74000491
That's a boy :)))))
>>74000524
you usually are last, so no worry?
>>74000370
Independence for Tel-Aviv when?
>>74000560
oi wei
Congrats for Israel for showing their own kind as degenerate
>>74000500
great minds...
LEL that femicunt even getting tattooed for the eurovision
>That haircut
I hate women
hot bulgarian chick
how much
>>74000589
Multi kek gewd find slav
Why are they all dressed like 2012 white trash shopping at primark?
That bothers me the most
can someone explain to me why we are in this contest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLABLABLA
fuck you for making me look this up you useless faggots
>Bulgaria
>If love was a crime
Bulgarians would be very good at it.
Israel was shiet, reckless faggotry and a boring son.
Time for feminism?
Creepy bitch
>>74000598
and his hair wasn't decoration either. It covered one eye to only show his other eye.
Strobe effects a reflection of poor street lighting Bulgaria.
>>74000680
Nope
HAHa fuck you Romania!
So, /pol/, who're you rooting for?
I know they won't win, but turks from Cyprus playing HIM song in 2016 like 2003 never ended is something irresistably nostalgic for me.
fucking degenerates
Teenager chicks.
I'd vote yes.
>>74000680
the bantz
>>74000460
Oh you
>>74000692
topkek
>If love was a crime we would be criminals
This is the worst line I have ever heard in my life
>>74000601
Fuck. This fucking site will turn me bi.
>That chorus
Wat
>>74000680
I really don't fucking know
>#BUL
wew
>>74000692
It's nothing a gypsy can't steal
>>74000680
You bants'd your way in
>oi m8 we're europe too
>>74000451
Red Army Choir is performing tonight?
>>74000745
The Estonian Gestapo agent
>>74000680
No idea? You desperately want to be cucked?
WAKE ME UP
>>74000745
That is San Marino idiot.
Also Russia needs 2win
>>74000680
I'm guessing the Bathurst races aren't high-culture enough for the Aussie bourgeoisie
>if love was a crime we would be criminals
deep lyrics there senpai
>>74000605
Yeah but I suspect we will get sympathy support tonight from pro-EU cucks. Then the media cucks tomorrow will be all like "LOOK THEY WANT US TO STAY! PLEASE FORGET THE LAST 15 YEARS WHERE THEY HAVE COMPLETELY DICKED ON US. THINGS WILL CHANGE"
>>74000680
Australia have been broadcasting is for over 20 years (idk why)
They let them in last year for a special edition jubileum or something
They finished pretty high so they are in this year
>>74000745
Russia, because it will piss off liberals especially with Ukraine's song about >muh Crimea
Not another Bulgarian wasnt taking my job as a potato picker enough?
Isn't this plagiarising another one? I think I have heard this before lol
>>74000745
For SerGay obviously.
>>74000745
Latvia
Iceland
Finland
Russia
>>74000680
Didn't they get a couple of helicopters and drop Australia in the North Sea?
>Skrillex haircut
Nah I hate this one.
>>74000680
Honorary Europeans
OP IS A FAGGOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
>>73999117
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-1-live-stream
>>74000680
must have shitposted your way in somehow
>>74000680
not a clue
>>74000680
meat pie bribery and bantz
>I am a loser
yes
NEW?
E
W
?
best song desu
this girl looks like gary oldman from fifth element
they're grecos not turks, you subhuman slavs
>>74000932
kek...
;(
What do you want f am?
>Shekels
Say no more f am.
She looks like Japanese vidya villain.
>>74000860
Sir Gay Lazer (his song Lazerboy seemingly was about it)
She'd be pretty fit with a full head of hair.
>>74000219
I thought they have to use at least some English.
>doing the crazy legs
well then
shit song gtfo
>Token black guy
what
>tfw I actually like the shaved head degenerate haircut.
Fucking help me lads.
>>74000680
At what time would they even broadcast the contest if Australia won?
>>74000890
4chan cucked by eurovision.
>>74000313
>>74000789
Avatar fagging is against the rules.
Take your anime character elsewhere
>>74000842
Ukraine's song is about some Tatar massacre that nobody gives a shit about not Crimea
>>74000935
NEW THREAD NOW PLS
>NEW THREAD NOW PLS
NEW THREAD NOW PLS
>NEW THREAD NOW PLS
swede looks like a mongol
it's like pottery
>quintessentially swedish
>>73999902
a visit from this guy
i wanna fug dis bitch
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO BIG MAN TERRY
Swedish 17-year-old
Sweden, a song thats about saying sorry, kek
>if i were sorry
>sweden
CAPTAIN SWEDEN INBOUND
LOOOOL!
Swedish faggot is actually a halfnigger!
Fucking chink.
The fuck is this
whos this fucking mongol
>>74000865
>Finland
We already dropped out man. We had a decent song, but we totally Affirmative actioned a half-pooinloo in there who couldn't even sing. Totally off-key.
THE ETERNAL YES IS THERE
>>74000967
Is that the jewish skrillex or bulgarian skrillex?
>>74001055
F
:(
another song about refugees
>>74001013
Those were Crimean tatars
>home country
>#sorrynotsorry
>>74001063
cant make this shit up
>>74000901
no actual YT link in OP for other people
see for wlite faggotry
>>74000890
>>74000890
>>74000890
>>74000890
I have to pee guys
brb
SWEDEN YES
>>74001055
>F
>tfw watching jewtube stream so can't hear Norton's mediocre bants
this is terrible
SWEDEN
YES
>son of a nigerian
can't make this shit up.
>immigrants arent sorry
italy sings in italian , eurocucks sinsg in anglo-shitty language , feels good man.
fucking mongol
SWEDEN Y E S
Press F to pay respects
Every single song is talent-less piece of shit. this show is a meme
this song is so fucking lame
DRINK FOR BASED TERRY
>SWEDEN
>SORRY
you cant make this up
why is he doing an english accent?
Nice flyer faggot
SWEDEN
YESSSSSSSS
>those ayy lmao tier eyes
>>74001141
What's up with iPlayer?
>Europe has Degeneracy Olympics
HOLY SHIT ROFL
he looks pretty white for being a nigger child
>>74001141
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
This is what castration sounds like
F
>>74001145
This is the future you chose.
f
>>74001145
Fucking hell, you entered a downy
>for what purpose
>>74001141
>Mediocre
Nice proxy Pierre
>>74001167
Respect brah, Mediterranean Master Race!
>>74001209
kek
>>74000820
omg, they know the name of our zoom circle
>>74001208
So do you famalam, it's called the American presidential election :>
>>74001033
>>74001033
>>74001033
>>74001033
NEW THREAD
>>74000854
They copied Galantis- Runaway (U and I)
He has the stage presence of a 14 year old boy at a disco.
Mongol eyes
Is he Finnish
F
>>74001208
I would bang a female Machamp desu
He knows he's fucked up.
New thread when?
>>74001209
He looks like a fucking Bushman x Swede
F
>wondering who sent the shitty faggot I'm listening to.
>it's us
>mfw
Man this lad must have terrible acne he is utterly caked in foundation
>>74001083
It was a joke I'm my workplace. First we send satanists, then retarded people, then indians.
>>74001115
Crimean "tatars" aren't even real Tatars
>this what everyone will look like in 200 years
>>74001215
>>74001207
>>74001262
No TV licence and it doesn't work over VPN
I like to obey the law, even if I disagree with it.
>>74001007
for real?
guess you're not privageged enough
this is why you need brexit
>>74001174
like your average armenian then
>>74001167
remember the ethiopian war lad, got beat by niggas or the greek war where you begged those germans for help
>>74001174
This flag is cool as fuck ma negga, and yes its called tasteless pop-garbage for a reason
>Sweden apologises
>>74001352
He looks like a typical swede tho
Just me or the presenter has strong trannie vibes
Gengis fucked my ancestors
next up is autisma breaker of otaku hearts
>>74001376
>says the brit
>>74001351
They even had a khanate there, they're as real as Volga tatars are
News flash Sweden : you ARE sorry
>>74001332
i think its his normal skin tone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fRNIdZe05I
here is he when he was young
>>74001289
fuck. you are always one second faster.
another thread
>>74001435
Kawaii genau
>>74000792
Nuh, kiddo. You're just going to get raped again.
Here comes the star cucks of the show
>>74001356
Thats fair enough
Tvcatchup.CO.UK through VPN ??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?????????!!!!!!!!!!
>>74001356
>TV license
Who the fuck is this gremlin?
heavy breathing intensifies
French jew with arab name.
She's like a teenage Bjork
>France
>Amir
kek
France getting ready to be last place with UK
>>74001810
OH MY AHGAHAHHAHAAHA
>gremlin
>>74002018
Probz involved in the Paris attacks 80% chance I'm right
>>74002052
We're one of the favorite, actually.
Sending Jews works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no1v1-2HZ6g
Why should anyone give a shit?
>>74002152
Brah, no one votes ever for UK and France
>>74002193
Just another subject to shitpost about.
>>74002276
Fact :(
Rip Gina G
Ohh a just lil vote
That's your music anon, isn't it?
The girls in your Japanese cartoons look like that right?
t. Mutti
Gyyyyyppoooooooooo
Weird Al kykavich
WTF Poland?!
>>74002681
Lel
That polish guy looks like my boyfriend, a fake gay jesus
NEW PLS
>>74002881
or your wife's son?
EUROPE YES
Korean girl, representing Australia in *Euro*vision.
This is retarded
Ugly gook. Should have stayed in S. Korea for surgery.
>australia in a european contest
>sends a yellowy woman
>she keeps cummin
