Come one come all, it's time for a round of risk with /pol/
Can't read shit, Vladimir.
>>73993400
no need to be a rude cunt
https://drive.google.com/a/ndv.lv/folderview?id=0B-cC53FfB5rpZXdDdnNfQjV5SXM&usp=drive_web#
its in the europe map
Why is it always that when I make a Risk thread everyone is dead....
>>73993878
I got work in a couple hours Latvia
Got no time
>>73994115
That's a shame then, good luck with your day.
Ok i never did this before but i played the original
Name:hello
Color:green
Location:Italy?
>>73994778
Sure we just need a few more players, Ill join as Latvia
Name: Cuckold Liberation Army
Color: Red
Location: Sweden
I get Francos Spain to join the Axis power.
should we start with three players to get it going? or wait for more?
>>73995555
Do I get to choose a color or no.
The Empire
Britain.
>>73995656
I'd rather not recolor the whole map
>>73993297
Claiminf Romania
Roll at OP >>73993297
>>73993297
I'll pick Germany thank you Good sir. Invade Poland.
>>73993297
Rolling to Invade Bulgaria
Spill into Hungary
>>73995811
Hey vlad nice to see you
>>73993297
invade Lithuania
I am Soviet Union
>>73993297
Claiming Norway
Annex Sweden
>>73993297
Let me start Invade shity Portugal to Clense them from Kebab
>>73996003
I am claiming the Soviet Union
>>73993297
>>73996044
Spills to Denmark
>>73993297
Claiming France for Napoleon IV
The Emperor Protects.
OK, when does this shit begin?
>>73993297
My first roll will be to invade Iraq from French Syria.
The Emperor Protects
>>73995950
Hey to you too guy
Anyone has a better image of this map? The paint keeps spilling all over the place in photoshop...
>>73996538
>>73993297
Claiming Turkey
Invade Bulgaria.
>>73996538
try messing around with the tolerance values on your fill tool if that's a thing, set it to 0%
>>73996411
Eyy France waddup tho. You want an alliance Napoopan?
>>73996579
>>73996576
>>73996576
cheers, give me a few minutes to color it now guys
Rolling to take Spain over
>>73996653
I would be happy for one
>>73996653
Ayoo Shitler..
I'll do a deal with being an NAP unless Russia attacks you, in which case I will assist.
Invade Switzerland from northern italy
Fuck them
>>73996760
Alright mane, aslong as you don't take Netherlands and Denmark we be fine.
>>73996793
Sure. I'd like to settle for you having the Natural 1815 French borders yes? With me taking the Netherlands of course.
>>73996748
>>73996579
>>73996653
>>73996447
>>73995950
I think for conveniences' sake we should all put our country in our name
>>73996899
I'll settle for those borders, we split up the Low Countries with me taking Belgium and Luxembourg, and you take Netherlands.
>>73996576
Invade Hungary
Spill into Yugoslavia
>>73994778
the game hasn't started, it would be more convenient if you could use a tripcode and put italy somewhere in your name, especially with a name like "hello"
>>73996998
Ok yeah sorry forget the nbr stuff I am playing 2 games at once
>>73996980
Good plan
>>73996980
I agree
>>73996411
12 spill to where?
>>73997112
12 spill goes into conquering Belgium and Luxembourg
>>73996579
You better not try any shit kebab, unless you want to end up 3 meters high with a stick up your ass
>>73996980
Sure.
Is OP kill?
Date: 01.02.1936
>>73997239
I was writing a post asking for an NAP. But if you want to be a belligerent gypsy, so be it. I won't attack you, but if you attack me, I will squash your puny Roma scum into scrap iron.
>>73997371
Finish Lithuania, then take Estonia
>>73997325
Permission to join Axis?
>>73997371
Take Danzig, continue invading Poland.
>>73997371
My roll wasn't counted.
>>73996579
I linked it here:
>>73996667
FOR THIS ROLL: Take Greece.
>>73997371
Invade Iran on a full-frontal assault.
>>73997451
Aye, you can join the Axis my friend, just don't touch Lebensraum.
>>73997371
Take remaining Portugal and invade northern Africa.
>>73997371
why did you not put me invading Spain?
Roll to attack spain again from the colony in Gibraltar
>>73997520
Sorry, lad
>>73997371
Finish Hungary and conquer Yugoslavia
>>73997548
Spain.. Are you declaring war on France? If so, I will redirect my previous roll against you.
>>73997596
It's fine bra.
Invade Turkey
>>73997552
What's this? Stupid Anglo wants to lose more of his Empire? So be it
>>73997552
Would you be so kind as to cede me Faroes?
>>73997371
Finish Denmark
>>73997686
Take the faroes.
>>73997788
checked those triple dubs
>>73997788
Checked.
>>73997854
I am invading Spainscum so don't worry they wont harm you. I will give you their African colonies.
Are we only allowed one move per month?
>>73997788
this tip has been dedicated to you my good sir.
>>73997371
>>73997686
>>73997788
Spills to annex the Faroes and waste rest
>>73998056
one mapdate is one month
>>73998084
I give you the faroes, no war and no roll wasted dude
>>73997622
>>73997663
So are you two at war?
>>73998056
Yes, but you can split it. i.e, you can attack on all fronts, but still with only one roll.
>>73998109
my question is, is each nation only allowed one move per mapdate Or as many as we'd like
>>73998160
You said "take" so I figured you were allowing me to claim the land but refusing to cede it. Thanks.
>>73998237
One move per month
>>73998275
sorry, no hard feelings
>>73998163
I'm not in wad with Nepoleon. Only with Anglo in island
>>73998444
France is in northern Africa and you said to attack it.
>>73998444
Checked Espan~a
>>73997371
Claiming Greece
Repel the Turkish horde
>>73998547
Well Fuck it. I'm not gonna be trap. Attack france.
>>73998604
This is a total dick move, both to me and OP.
Should just wait for next turn bra.
Date: 01.03.1936
>>73998983
Finish off Greece.
>>73998983
Invade Spain from the North, target being Catalonia:
Also push them back in Africa.
>>73998983
Repel the Turks
>>73998983
Take spain.
WOOO WINNING IN HOCKEY LADS
>>73999138
>>73999057
Nothing changes
>>73998983
Invade switzerland
>>73998237
You made some fill-in errors that are going to bite you in the ass later if you don't fix them soon, OP
Invade Germany
>>73999215
Mind pointing them out? First time hosting.
>>73999057
I am being aggressed upon by the Soviet Union. Is there anyone who would be willing to assist me against the red scourge?
>>73998983
Conquer Yugoslavia
>>73998983
Repel the Norwegian invaders, take denmark.
>>73999294
Bulgaria and Eastern Turkey. The map is fucked.
>>73999399
>>73999412
Same with Southwest Africa
>>73999294
Sure.
>NOT A MUPDATE
>>73999412
Yeah, that keeps happening randomly around the map in general, i have no idea how to fix it without literally drawing the borders
>>73999294
i think he's talking about my invasion of turkey
>>73999363
I don't want a problem, I just felt a little bit uncomfortable with you being so close to moscow, no future aggression on my part unlesss you attack
>>73999399
P..P..PUUUH
PALITRIPS HOLY SHIT
>>73999521
Just use paint.
>>73999552
you need to reduce the tolerance of the selection tool if you are in photoshop
OBLITERATE ROMANIA
>>73998983
Can I claim Iran?
>>74000042
>better
Sure, but wait untill next turn to roll, sorting out the map faults
>>73999509
Push back UK in Africa
>>74000196
>NOT A MUPDATE
...
>>74000243
Haven't roled
>>74000437
... then you should've linked to OP, no?
>>73998983
>>74000196
>>73998983
Push back UK in North Africa
>>73998983
Take Estonia, then move into Finland
NOT A MUPDATE HOLD YOUR HORSES
hi i am on my pc now I left a family reunion this is me i am hello
>>74001240
This is me
Date: 01.04.1936
Factions:
Axis: Germany, Italy, Latvia
Allies: UK, France
Commitern: USSR
>>74001489
Reclaim Nordic lands
>>74001489
Invade norway
>>74001489
Help Axis, attack Norway.
>>74001688
rip
>>74001489
OP, sorry I wasn't clear I meant
>>74000026
as a move
>>74001489
Destroy the Spanish in North Africa, invade the Netherlands.
>>74001489
Help German offensive in Norway
Defend borders with france
>>74001489
Expand to west to Israel
Invade Finland
>>74001688
>>74001489
Norway is kill
>>74001489
KILL THE NORWEGIANS.
>>74001853
Are you declaring war to me?
USSR into turkey. remove kebab. check em'.
>>74001977
I only want to take the top 2 territories of finland, I cede the rest to you, I want to have the option of invading norway
>>74001898
Norway is kill
>>74001843
France hasn't attacked you
Norway you shouldn't have invaded me, you were White until then, then you got full kike.
>>74001489
sorry forgot my name
Help German offensive in Norway
>>74002418
You gotta choose a different move, I've annexed Norway
Is all of Norway taken?
>>74002665
Yeah
>>74002539
K, i annex Austria and Czechslovakia den, can you give me Stockholm and Oslo? They belong to Lebensraum.
>>74002418
I had an understanding with England (that was promptly ended by England the moment they saw an opportunity >>74001672) and had no other options. GG nonetheless.
>>74002808
Ill accept that
>>74002855
There are some free nations left if you want to stick around
>>74003023
No thanks.
Date: 01.05.1936
Factions:
Axis: Germany, Italy, Latvia
Allies: UK, France
Commitern: USSR
Has everything been taken?
>>74003097
... wait ... am I kill or no?
Reclaim lands just in case
>>74003097
Counterassault on Iran, destroy them with everything we have.
>>74003097
Fill spain
>>74003097
Take Iraq spill Syria
>>74003097
Annex the rest of Austria, march to annex Czechslovakia.
>>74003097
Invade Egypt (Unless its Russian or British I cant tell) from North African Italy
I invade Romania
>>74003182
kill sadly
Give me any free nation, I don't care what it is.
>>74003319
Declare war on Italy.
>>74003319
Its british
>>74003133
Ireland is free for an example
>>74003351
Then fix the map please. I'm still in Iceland, Jan Mayen and Faroes. Thanks for OPing.
>>74003182
Oh shit hold on, i forgot about Iceland. You still in, baby
>>74003439
Give me it please
>>74003393
ok then defend Italy from france
>>74003097
Defend from france
>>74003500
I'm only declaring War, not attacking.
I'm using my rolls on Iran for now.. But....
>>74003270
Shall we have a truce to set our borders to prewar settings?
>>74003097
How does this work? If I get the higher roll is the other players roll canceled or is it my roll minus the other players roll?
>>74003097
Fuck up Poland
>>74003850
Your roll minus the other players
>>74003850
Like I said, Persia.
Shall we have a truce?
>>74003854
Can you just seize Vlinius? Poland is Lebensraum and i want a border with the Soviets.
>>74003990
I can leave you the rest of Poland for that Soviet border
>>74003978
I will stop at nothing until you are out of the middle east
>>74004075
Very well.. I will make sure your scum is wiped off the face of the earth.
Date: 01.05.1936
Factions:
Axis: Germany, Italy, Latvia
Allies: UK, France
Commitern: USSR
>>74004191
Whipe France out of the Middle East
>>74003990
Germany help me fight french?
>>74004056
Deal.
>>74004191
Keep taking Czechoslovakia and Poland.
>>74004298
I'm too busy annexing Poland and Czechoslovakia.
Are there any open slots?
>>74004295
will we have an alliance agreement if I assist you in getting france out of the middle east?
>>74004191
Focus full might on defeating the Persians in Iraq and bring peace to the East.
Defend against any Italian strikes only. No attacks.
>>74004358
ok I will wait
>>74004390
I happily accept
>>74004388
Teal in ME and the remnants of Norway if that other lad left
>>74004191
Roll to take spain
>>74004496
Didn't leave. Was patiently waiting to see if the Britfag or Germany would roll to kill me or not.
>>74004191
Reclaim Norway and Sweden
I attack the French in the Middle East
>>74004514
Britain, once SPain is dead, help me out in the Middle East?
>>74004496
will you host another game after this one?
>>74004959
There's an anon planning to OP a game around 7pm EST tonight which should be around the time this game ends.
Date: 01.06.1936
Factions:
Axis: Germany, Italy, Latvia
Allies: UK, France
Commitern: USSR, Persia
RANDOM EVENT:
Communist uprising in central Germany
>>74005135
Reclaim Norway and then Sweden
>>74005135
Gas these fucking Commies.
>>74005135
Attack France
>>74005135
Fight back the USSR and Persian Comitern Alliance in the Mid-east.
Defend if Italy attacks.
Send financial support to Germany to fight the communists there.
>>74005349
>Allies helping Axis
Wew lad
>>74005461
That was my reaction when England helped Germany attack me.
>>74005135
Help German and Latvian Offensive in Poland
>>74005081
do you know what map?
I Invade Hungary through Romania
>>74005631
Sorry no. He just said he'd OP.
Are we doing the ally helping other allies like this?
As an example: Italy rolls 7(10 t's) to help German offensive and German gets 5t's in Poland from it
How does this sound?
>>74005728
Half gains for lending rolls to allies? Sounds fair to me.
>>74005728
I think it should be just like however the person who is helping decides. If they want to just help the assault and then cede territory that's cool, but if they are just attacking and taking that's cool as well
>>74005728
Works for me Im not trying to get any territory i just want my allies to not be busy
>>74005728
That's ok to me.
>>74005699
alright thanks!
>>74005135
Assist German assault in Poland
>>74006000
rip spills go into invading USSR
>>74006000
QUADS OF TRUTH
FUGG DDDDD:
>>74006000
HOLY SHIT, TRIPS, HELP ME FIGHT THE COMMIES AND CZECHS ASWELL BRO!
>>74006000
Fuck it, spills go into helping germans on all fronts, USSR lives to see another day
Date: 01.07.1936
Factions:
Axis: Germany, Italy, Latvia
Allies: UK, France
Commitern: USSR, Persia
>>74005135
Holy shit i'm still alive
Attack Russia, kill the fucking commies LONG LIVE THE KING
>>74006436
Attack the French
>>74006346
THANKS BRO, YOU ARE THE BEST!
>>74006436
Repel the Nordic race traitors, gas the remaining Jewish Commies in my land.
>>74006436
Invade the USSR from the Caucasus as well as keep attacking Persia.
Romania: Would you like to join the allies?
>>74006444
Kek be with you
>>74006436
Reclaim Sweden
>>74006444
>TRIPS OF TRUTH
Vlad join the Axis!
>>74006436
protect from france if they attack
Assist axis offensive where ever they decide to go
>>74006597
Assist us against the Nordic race traitors Italian brother in arms, they shall be an example to those who betray their race and the Iron Axis
>>74006552
Non-Aggression pact?
I defend from the romanian assault
>>74006775
so close
....
For anyone wanting to join a game: >>74006428
>>74006775
There are multiple buffer states between us and we have similar enemies so you have nothing to fear from me. (No one really does. I should've died an hour ago and most likely won't be here an hour from now)
>>74006436
Assist German offensive in Norway
>>74006551
NO fuck that i know how that plays out, at the end you guys get a big fat Marshall plan and i get fucked up by communism, no thanks
Date: 01.08.1936
Factions:
Axis: Germany, Italy, Latvia
Allies: UK, France
Commitern: USSR, Persia
>>74007102
haha
>>74007161
Fight the French
>>74007161
Kill the Nordic race traitor once and for all.
>>74006734
I will help offensive if Latvia gets some of the land, they need it
>>74007161
Fight the Persians, spills into USSR
>>74007288
GG, til next time
>>74007161
Kill Russia, Burn Moscow to the ground
I am officialy applying to join the Axis
>>74007161
assist German offensive
>>74007161
Invade the USSR
>>74007288
OH SHIT, SPILLS GO INTO NEDERLAND. I CEDE SOME OF THE NORTHERN LAND TO LATVIA.
>>74007522
>>74007288
DOUBLE DUBS, GOTT MITT UNS!
Defend from romanian assault
>>74007988
>>74007397
romania I will burn you to the ground unless we end this senseless war between our nations
>>74007988
>getting ass kicked by Romanians
Pretty sad desu
Date: 01.09.1936
Factions:
Axis: Germany, Italy, Latvia, Romania
Allies: UK, France
Commitern: USSR, Persia
>>74008219
I
Would
Rather
Fucking
Burn
You
Commie
Bastard
>>74008258
FUCKING END RUSSIA
>>74008258
Cede Finnsmark, Kola, Northern Sweden and Northern Norway to Latviabro, invade the Russian Commies.
>>74008258
Destroy the Persians and spills into USSR.
>>74008258
End France
