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VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
ENTERTAINMENT
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
>>73938142
Gb2reddit
DONALD JOHN MILLER TRUMP
TOTALLY NOT THE SAME PERSON
TRUMP IS A LIAR!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-alter-ego-barron/2016/05/12/02ac99ec-16fe-11e6-aa55-670cabef46e0_story.html
WE LOVE OUR AWOOPOSTERS
What did John Miller even say?
AWOOOOOVMENT
THAT'S NOT MASTER MILLER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IM8JLyYIs0
>>73938142
FIRST FOR:
YOU FUCKERS ARE FINISHED!
YOU BACKWOODS...
HICKVILLE....
TRAILERPARK.....
SISTER FUCKING....
IN DENIAL....
MANCHILDREN...
ARE FINISHED!!
LIBERALS OUTNUMBER YOU!
LIBERALS OUTNUMBER YOU!!
LIBERALS.....
LIBERALS.......
LIBERALS.........
OUTNUMBER..
OUTNUMBER.......
OUTNUMBER...........
YOU!
YOU!
YOU!
SEE YA ON NOVEMBER 8!
GET A BUNCH OF KLEENEX, YOU'LL NEED EM TO WIPE AWAY YOUR RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC TEARS!!!
WE ARE HERE....
WATCHING.....
WAITING.....
WE DO NOT MAKE THREADS ANYMORE....
WE INFILTRATE....
GO TO BED CHILDREN....
YOUR NIGHTMARES ARE ONLY JUST BEGINNING.....
HOW WILL IT FEEL WHEN AFTER YOU'VE BEEN OWNED BY A BLACK FOR 8 YEARS THAT YOU GET OWNED BY A WOMAN FOR ANOTHER 8 YEARS?
YOU MUST TRULY LOVE PAIN YOU KEKSERVATIVES.
>>73938102
Not to mention the fact WaPo now has no credibility in anything they dig up.
>>73938176
>(you)
AWOOOOOVEMENT
WELL CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT YOURSELF CAUGHT, NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>73938308
He told Paul that if he didn't back Trump things would "happen"
It's also rumored that he's Paul Manaforts mentor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
>4:30
HE FUCKING LEAKED THE TAPE HIMSELF THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
FOX STREAM
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tne8ux_hh_A
>>73938176
BLESS YOU ANON!
#NEVERTRUMP
TRUMP LEAKED THE TAPE INTERVIEW STARTS AT 2:40.
TRUMP LEAKED THE TAPE INTERVIEW STARTS AT 2:40.
TRUMP LEAKED THE TAPE INTERVIEW STARTS AT 2:40.
TRUMP LEAKED THE TAPE INTERVIEW STARTS AT 2:40.
TRUMP LEAKED THE TAPE INTERVIEW STARTS AT 2:40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
>>73938357
CRASHING THIS ELECTION
>>73938357
Making America Great Again with no survivors.
female reporter was on kelly file and confirmed that she lost the tape and trump was the only one who had it
megyn:
>wait what you are saying is trump leaked it to washingtonpost himself for publicity?
>looks like it
TRUMP YOU SON OF A BITCH
JAN AND JOE ON HANNITY SOON
fuck yes sheriff Joe next on fox
>>73938328
did the left trend for trump today?
>>73938413
This is the funniest shit ever
Just when I think the Donald can't top himself...
>>73938328
Quaking in my boots, ya silly cunt.
>>73938413
The best part is when the crew starts cracking up in the background when they realized Trump leaked the tape.
>>73938467
Can this fucking night get any more /comfy/
>>73938328
I just took a shit so perfect I didn't even need to wipe. I tried but there was no poo in there.
\*NEW LEAKED AUDIO RECORDINGS OF JOHN MILLER*/
>Reporter: So can you tell us where we are on what we last discussed Mr Miller..?
>John Miller: YES. THEY ARE RIPPING US OFF ON TRADE, IVANKA. ITS A DISASTER AND NOW CHYEANA ARE DEVALUING THEIR CURRENCIES! I CALL THEM A BUNCH OF LIGHTWEIGHT DUMMIES!
\*NEW LEAKED AUDIO RECORDINGS OF JOHN MILLER*/
TRUMP CAMP DENIES THAT IT'S HIM
>>73938328
> $0.00 USD has been deposited to your paypal account.
> Thank you for your efforts on behalf of the I'm With Her 2016 PAC Social Media Outreach Program brought to you by Goldman Sachs Inc. NYSE: GS $159.48 -$1.94 (1.20%)
YEAH, WASHINGTON POST
I WORK FOR TRUMP..
I GOT SOME FUCKING GOSSIP, TOUGHGUY
MY NAME?
IT"S JOHN MILLER, YOU SILLY BASTARD
I'M THE BEST. I GOT FUCKING STORIES, SIZZLECHEST
>>73938370
Hooooooooooooooooly shit.
This
>>73937693
>>73938413
Hey Shlomo, thanks for some more free publicity!
My funds were getting a little low!
After donald pretended to be himself on the phone I am now a cruz supporter #cruzmissile #CantCuckCruz #CruzCrush #CuteCruz
>>73938370
AND THE RABBITHOLE GOES DEEPER
TRUMP IS A MASTERMIND
>>73938413
Holy shit I hope this is true
I fucking love this man
Want to fight the Turkroach? Want to help Kurds establish a state and to destabilise Turkey? Donate to the Kurdish Red Crescent. They help Kurds in Turkey, Syria and Iraq. They are also accused by Turkey of helping the PKK, which is even more reason to donate if you want to fight the Turkroach. So let's help destabilise Turkey and Putin will one day restore Constantinople to its former glory..
http://www.heyvasor.com/en/alikari/
John Miller literally uses the word "TREMENDOUS" in the audio it's so hilarious
>>73938176
> $0.04 USD has been deposited to your paypal account.
> Thank you for your efforts on behalf of the I'm With Her 2016 PAC Social Media Outreach Program brought to you by Goldman Sachs Inc. NYSE: GS $159.48 -$1.94 (1.20%)
>>73938142
Heavily requesting a Trump edit of this be made
>>73938400
> $0.04 USD has been deposited to your paypal account.
> Thank you for your efforts on behalf of the I'm With Her 2016 PAC Social Media Outreach Program brought to you by Goldman Sachs Inc. NYSE: GS $159.48 -$1.94 (1.20%)
>>73938413
HOLY SHIT!
>>73938176
>Drumpf
>Nazis
bad luck John Oliver, go donate some more to Bernie
Will Trump make The Boss' dream a reality?
Trump confirmed for playing 4th dimensional space chess?
>>73938370
What a meme lord, he is playing with them all.
ALL ABOARD LOLITA EXPRESS!
FREE CANDY!
>>73938370
i think he sent it as a fuck you to the post, like a personal letter if you will.. and also as they say, to make a new news cycle. pretty hilarious if you ask me
>>73938370
>you can actually pinpoint the moment their hearts rip in half
Trumpgem has such low energy everyone is going to know that I'm Trump.
Sad!
LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>>73938176
Go fuck (you)rself.
JOHN MILLER
KAZ MILLER
PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE.
Can someone explain this leaked tape shit really quick, I can't read up on articles right now. Everyone's making this out to be some grand master chess move on Trump's part, I want to know why.
How do I put "I know how to weld every way but overhead" on a resume without sounding like I don't know how to weld overhead?
If I want to help maga I have to make myself great again first
>Pretending to be someone else to brag about what a swinger you are.
Holy shit, what an embarrassing little boy you guys are backing.
Holy shit, does Bernie ever stop talking about Trump?
DONALD???
THE DELEGATES
>>73938797
HA SUCK IT
I can't stop laughing/smiling about this
Jesus Christ
>>73938370
Wait a minute.
Getting caught was part of his plan?
I don't believe any of the spin or theorizing about the phone call non-story.
SHERIFF JOE ON HANNITY
the media has forgot about me now, thanks a lot Donald
>>73938779
Watch the fucking video you lazy nigger. It's in the thread
>>73938604
Wtf is that Trump in the background?
>>73938779
the reporter who had the only other copy of the tape said that they didn't leak it and the only other person who would have a copy is Trump himself
>>73938370
The mental gymnastics the media has to play now are hilarious.
>We're talking about it
>but maybe Trump wants us to talk about it
>so maybe we shouldn't talk about it
>but what if that's Trump's plan?
>>73938183
hahaha I totally forgot that is second name is in fact John. this gets better and better.
>>73938502
That's the best part of any live broadcast. It only seems to happen on FOX to be honest family.
>>73938851
Of course!
>>73938851
Of course
So if I get this right, they're now saying that Trump leaked a genuine tape that's actually about himself, then he goes to media and intentionally lying by saying it's not genuine?
>>73938584
Heretical, Pepe should be the one trashing shills telling them they have to go back.
Burn this image at once
Draw it as it were meant to be drawn
N-NANI?!
>>73938413
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I WAS SAYING THIS IN THREADS ALL DAY
THIS WAS ALL A RUSE
hannity gonna be guud
>>73938797
>Not Pretending to be someone else to brag about what a swinger you are.
Wait, what?
I would totally pretend not to be me in order to get someone else to do something I wanted.
Like when I pretended to be a girl on the Internet and got boatloads of attention.
>>73938779
trump trolled a reporter who was bugging his pr people by calling her himself and talking about his sex life, then just recently he leaked the tape the washington post after they were bugging his pr people as well
>>73938907
And the other alter-ego was John Barron, Barron being the name of his youngest son
Madman
>>73938849
Yo same here. This shit is too fucking absurd and funny. I'm chuckling every now and then to myself.
Is this somehow supposed to be a bad thing? I'm confused why the media cares so much. Are they running out of dirt on Trump this early?
>>73938903
This man keeps winning my heart over and over again.
>>73938913
Oreilly has had conversations with his crew before.
>>73938903
The media is damned if they do, damned if they don't now.
>checkmate
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>"Minorities love me!"
Yep, minorities love a guy with a racist butler, ffs.
>>73938413
He fucking lied about it not being him ON PURPOSE so they'd call out the lie and have super fun jumping up and down pointing at him that they'd caught him in a lie he set up for them on purpose so they'd talk about that and not his taxes, his instincts are like a fucking scary Demiurge super human manipulator God holy fuck
>>73938370
"He's done stranger things."
You can see the lightbulb's going off in Megyn's head. I've never heard so much laughter from the off set staff.
>>73938986
I should also point out that these tapes are from years before Barron was even born
So Barron is essentially named after one of Trump's media trolling personas
>>73938903
>When you stumped to the point of inactivity constantly second, third, and fourth guessing every single action.
He out Lighted Light. Out Aizen'd Aizen. He is the games master. He makes any given JoJo character seem blunt and devoid of tactic.
>>73938851
For you
>>73939032
Conservatives are honest.
We're gonna build a fence!
>>73938936
Correct
Fuckin kek
>tfw we are trumps think tank
>>73938936
No, John Miller leaked a tape that's about John Miller.
>>73939107
delet
>>73939066
it's actually scary
i am almost scared by how furtive and nimble this absolute fearless madman is
hillary does not stand a fucking chance against this guy
>>73939068
>Yep, minorities love a guy with a racist butler, ffs.
Minorities tend to love anyone with a butler, since those are the people they tend to mooch off of.
>>73938851
>Trump is fucking meta baneposting and we didn't even realize until now
This is...
just..
oh my god.
>>73938797
>he doesn't samefag
Lmao
>>73938851
Of course.
He literally conquered the media with utter invincibility. I wouldn't be surprised.
>Trump trolls the fuck out of the media with an old audio cassette tape
>Hannity, Sheriff Joe and Based Brewer going full savage on leftist cucks
Great night tonight
>>73938730
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
if trump wins this will go down in history as the greatest election in history of perhaps all recorded elections. winning elections on branding niggas and trolling, fuck i love him. i wish i were in school 100 years later to learn about this election
>ITT: "There's nothing wrong with pretending to be someone else to brag about women you've fucked! The female vote will love that!"
Yes, women voters love Trump, and you guys aren't delusional AT ALL.
Reminder
>>73937693
We just got a peek behind the curtain and the machinery is more complex than ever imagined
I believe Trump leaked this and made it so obvious that he leaked it so that the truth would be uncovered within the day, making everybody who reported on it all day look foolish.
They got trolled and they know it. Their "suspicions" that Trump manipulates the media cycle are now proven true - SORT OF. Just because Trump might be only other person with a copy of the tape still doesn't mean he linked it. Other copies could have existed somewhere, somehow, so Trump can keep saying "It wasn't me and this is a ridiculous non-story"
But we ALL know. He trolled them and they fell for it. News agencies are now thinking:
>When else has he done this?
>When will he do it again?
This is going to cause them to walk on fucking eggshells while covering Trump, which means any future story that even slightly reeks of tabloid garbage (or even anything from WashPo) will be treated with skepticism and likely not reported
This is scandal teflon, and to his supporters it just looks hilarious and confirms that he's the only guy we want negotiating for the USA
Trump is a genius
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>73938977
Trans temporal trolling.
>>73939009
TRUMP: FIVE DIMENSIONAL CHESS
THEM: TIC TAC TOE
>>73938142
So why did Donald Trump deny the 1991 phone call impersonation? Just got home from work and I listened to a bit of the clip. Sounds exactly like him. Honestly I don't think it hurts him if it's true and he could probably spin it as a positive thing. They'll shill over anything though, so hey...
DON TRUMP IS NOW JOHN MILLER HE BECAME HIS OWN PR GUY BY LEAKING THE TAPE TO CREATE HIS OWN SCANDAL FOR PR.
can we make ted cruz dank memes to help boost his popularity. I think its time Carin' Ted gets a hand in this election race
>>73939187
holy shit Trump is Creed
>>73939119
Nice white trash haircut
You can tell this woman has 3 kids from at least 2 different fathers, and the current husband has a goatee.
>>73938370
>he leaked it himself
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS MAN IS JUST A GOD
>>73939119
Saw a lock and stock early 20s liberal douche at publix today saying how he'll move to canada if trump is elected. I asked him if he'd consider moving to mexico and he just sort of looked at me dumbfounded. I handed him my card (travel agency).
>>73938370
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
These are not proofs, just conjecture. Am I missing something or have the shills hit critical mass?
>>73938851
>Trump not only samefags irl but also Baneposts irl
>>73939079
>So Barron is essentially named after one of Trump's media trolling personas
Could be worse.
Could have a nigger name.
Shaniqua or Latifa or whatever.
>>73939185
Night anon
DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA LOOKING FOR A SOUL TO STEAL.
is TRUMP literally BIG BOSS/ MEDIC?!?!?
>>73938903
This is only a taste of his skills. Just imagine that kind of meme magic against china or mexico. Those poor countries are so utterly fucked.
>>73939211
Every time they try to catch up Trump just moves to another dimension with his chess game.
Is trump pontiff sully? Is megyn gonna be dancer?
>>73939080
All according to keikaku*.
[Note: "Keikaku" means "plan."]
>>73938370
A 25 YEAR OLD TROLLING
ELECT THIS MADMAN, KEK WILLS IT.
>>73939193
>ITP:there's nothing wrong with covering up your husbands rape and shaming the victims
Yes,women voters will flock to hillary,and you shills aren't delusional AT ALL.
>>73939217
>media starts to attack him over his tax returns
>the fucking madman leaks a recorded phonecall of himself pretending to be his spokesperson 25 years ago
>the media jumps on it
>the ONLY other person who had the recording (other than Trump) just denied leaking it and claimed Trump did it for publicity
>the media is no longer talking about his tax returns
HE IS A FUCKING GENIUS
>ALL
>LIVES
>MATTER
This is scary guys. No one should be this good, no one CAN be this good.
>"it doesn't sound like me"
>>73939279
>CIA
>Getting caught is part of his plan
What other baneposting moves has he pulled/will he pull?
How do we know Trump is actually a nationalist and will serve our interests?
It seems like if he tried to do anything of import to hurt the globalists he'd just get kennedy'd.
Is CNN reporting this?
>>73939202
Pretty much
There is no proof he's John Miller. Big-talking new yorker accent isn't some unique Trumpian thing, especially 30 years ago. Lots of people talk like him. Especially with such horrible audio quality.
Whoever found the old tape could've leaked it this time. No proof the other tape doesn't exist.
Just because Trump says he impersonates PR people SOMETIMES doesn't mean ALL THE TIME.
Plausible deniability with a veneer of total strangeness and curiosity. Perfect news bait. And will make WaPo question all their future sources.
>>73939311
HE WAS IN A BIND 'CAUSE HE WAS WAY BEHIND. HE WAS WILLING TO MAKE A DAL
>>73939217
HE DID IT ON PURPOSE TO TRICK THE MEDIA INTO THINKING THEY WON.
Just imagine the Trump household right now. How they probably had the biggest shit eating grins all day long.
TRUMP has done more than trolled the whole media and IRLbaneposting (Getting caught was part of his plan)
He poisoned the Washington post well. All scandals will be jokes now
>>73939265
>I'm so offended by Trump's comments about minorities that I'm going to move to an even whiter country
I get irrationally angry at how fucking retarded these people are
>this whole Fiasco
And I thought this was the peak of Meme Magic.
I can't get over this. This is just too good
>Megyn, the main thing here is that I didn't leak the tape, and there are two people in the conversation
>Wait, you taped it because you're a reporter doing your job
>Yeah, I lost the tape
>You were the only one with a copy of the tape?
>Yes!
>When did you lose it?
>Back - 25 years ago
>Could somebody have stolen it?
>No! It was in my house, and then I moved apartments
>So who else would have had a copy of the tape?
>Donald Trump!
That leaking the tape himself in order to kill a story about taxes is just ONE FUCKING DAY in the life of Trump.
Imagine what other insane shit he's done that he hasn't told anybody about? I don't even want to think about what this man is capable of.
>>73939241
This is really happening isn't it
>>73939279
i'm pretty sure that we're about to elect a man who spent his 30s and 40s shitposting on actual disl-in BBS boards and usenet.
there's a certain flair for manipulation and communication that comes with that sort of experience, and we have a version of that ourselves as 4chins is a re-imagining of oldschool BBS / usenet type discussion.
that's why we love him.
that's why we are about to elect a president.
he's not from NY. he's from the internet. he's from our internet.
>>73938328
Thank you, you feed us some more good
energy. We'll put it to good use.
>>73939341
Yes. He's the greatest troller of all time.
>>73939260
everyone has that shit in the south but yeah that's pretty accurate in most cases
>>73938370
>>73938413
WaPo declared war.
And a war they shall receive.
World Star live on Hannity again boys
>>73939473
>DAL
God dammit, killing myself now.
>>73939506
He single handedly broke the conditioning.
>>73939185
>Trump trolls the fuck out of the media with an old audio cassette tape
>Hannity, Sheriff Joe and Based Brewer going full savage on leftist cucks
Thank you for demonstrating the absolute delusion of the far right.
Hey shit-for-brains, sane people don't consider Trump's fake persona as ""trolling", they take it as the sign of a psychopath egomaniac.
And normal people don't like Hannity or "Sheriff Joe" the Corrupt Old Coot.
>>73939473
WHEN HE CAME ACROSS THIS YOUNG MAN SAWING A FIDDLE AND PLAYING IT HOT
>>73939269
This is a good thing, those aren't shill posters, you should be able to tell the difference. This shows the American public that Donald is a fucking genius, and the media is incompetent and biased. Everyone in America was thinking "Really? They're talking about a prank call when Clinton got away with literal murder?"
It's going to be funny if he denies leaking the tape and really mind fucks everyone
>>73939605
>smelly bum
I can't believe he released the tape himself, he is a grand master media manipulator
>>73938835
>>73938869
>>73938898
>>73938977
HOREY FUCK
>>73938681
He plays with Spock on the weekends
>>73939506
This keeps me up at night. His list of things he wants to do is a pretty fucking short list. What happens when he MAGAs in 6 months? He's not the type of guy to go golfing for three and a half years.
>>73938370
TREMENDOUS
>>73939079
One of Trump's security consultants had a son who created a viral ebay auction in the mid 2000s... the subject of which was named "Baron" and the son was named "Aaron"
It is entirely possible that Trump and his bannermen have been function testing advanced memetic tactics for fucking decades, down to the names of their children.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/05/05/devil_teddy_bear/
>President Trump
That sounded really good when he said that
>>73939241
>He's been planning this out since at least 1991
The world never had a chance.
"So you're thinking. You're thinking, "Did he leak it on purpose? Where there other copies? Is this just a deflection? Is he just generating a news story out of nothing to get coverage? How many times has he tricked us before? Did he trick us? Is this a story? Is this all a part of his plan?" Well... is it?"
[NIMBLE] [NIMBLE] [NIMBLE] [NIMBLE]
>>73939498
>that post with Kornheiser
I bet that guy never imagined how big this would become.
>>73938903
In The Art of the Deal, Trump wrote many times how he likes to set up win-win situations. I'd say this qualifies. He will paralyze the media with self doubt. Every story from now on they will have to consider, is Trump just baiting us for PR?
>"Trump is a genius!"
>"Everything Trump does is genius, even the things that make him tank in the polls!"
It really is a fantasyland over here. A fantasyland full of alt-right assholes.
>>73938370
hahaha
WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP COMES INTO OFFICE HE'LL BRING UNITY
>>73939605
Fuck off shill, this whole news "story" was hilarious. If anything, it indicates Trump is human, unlike Hilary who gives out inhuman vibes.
Will these lightweight leftists ever realize that digging dirt on Trump for things he won't get into trouble for only gives him more publicity?
>>73939491
>He poisoned the Washington post well. All scandals will be jokes now
>He poisoned the Washington post well. All scandals will be jokes now
THIS was the main point
Mission fucking accomplished on all fronts
I don't think I've ever seen a guy in politics be so resilient, think about it all the shit they've thrown at him and he comes out stronger. He's the only person that could leak his own tapes to divert attention and then kill the tax story.
This man is so based
What if John Miller was real?
What if this has layers?
What if Trump is trying to get the media to believe he really IS John Miller by pretending he ISN'T John Miller just so that he can later introduce John Miller and make an even bigger ass out of the media?
HOW FAR DOES THIS GO?
>>73939608
AND THE DEVIL JUMPED UPON A HICKORY STUMP AND SAID "BOY LET ME TELL YA WHAT"
>>73939557
WURRRRL STERR!!
WHAT THE Fuck was all that rabble i just heard on hannity holy fuck that was hilarious
>>73939736
We're winning.
>>73939656
Can you imagine how long he sat on this tape, like 25 years... He is just that good
>this niggers shouting over each other on Hannity
top pip
>>73939458
There is an old news article about how Trump stumped a man he described as "a big guy". With a bat.
He also reviewed TDKR on YouTube.
>>73939736
Hey the shill/shitposters came back
>>73939767
WE WUZ PR N SHIET
>>73939736
(you)
>kill yourself
>>73939736
Name one time he has gone down in a poll.
>Trump just had the entire media sphere in catastrophic meltdown mode trying to decipher the recorded call
>"I AM A PROFESSIONAL AUDIO DETECTIVE, AND WITH MY SCIENTIFIC ANALYSIS, I'D SAY IT IS DONALD TRUMP"
>days end
>we all learn that it was actually Trump who released the tapes
>he just made people spend thousands on audiophiles to investigate and decipher the calls.
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF HIS PLAN?
>>73939755
It helps to already have shit loads of money so there is nothing for them to take away from him. He won't be losing his job because of what he says so he can so anything.
HANNITY EXPOSED THE NIGGERS
>HANNITY EXPOSED THE NIGGERS
HANNITY EXPOSED THE NIGGERS
>HANNITY EXPOSED THE NIGGERS
HANNITY EXPOSED THE NIGGERS
>HANNITY EXPOSED THE NIGGERS
>>73939605
>normal people
Where do you think you are?
>>73939745
>Fuck off shill, this whole news "story" was hilarious. If anything, it indicates Trump is human,
It's only hilarious to a handful of far-right douchebags like yourself.
Nice how your idea of "human" is epic-level egomania and lying.
>>73939767
what if john miller died in 9/11
>>73939689
>Trump has actually been practicing meme magic in his tower for decades
>Trump is literally a meme wizard
>>73938370
This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen
>>73939453
Fucking master troll
>>73938370
HOLY FUCK HES PLAYING 4D CHESS ON A 3D CHESSBOARD AGAINST PEOPLE PLAYING 2D CHESS
>>73939527
What evidence do you have that Trump used BBSs?
>>73939416
The single best ammo they have got against him is the stuff that he personally gave to them
How can you be anymore fucking destroyed and pwned than that
If Trump really did leak a fake tape, he needs to deposit the payment from WaPo into his political campaign
>>73939860
Who are you voting for?
>>73939502
>>Could somebody have stolen it?
>>No! It was in my house, and then I moved apartments
This means someone else could have found it if she had left the tape in her old apartment. This is a good thing because Trump can just deny the whole thing now and claim someone had found the reporter's lost tape and leaked it.
>>73939605
>literally a bum
gave all your money to bernie and your ex-wife's husband's son, i see
Lmao who's watching the tranny on MSNBC
I've been laughing about it for over a half hour and I just can't stop
HE LEAKED THE TAPE HIMSELF
My eyes hurt from constantly wiping the tears away.
I LOVE YOU DONALD
>>73938370
SPREAD IT ON TWITTER PARALYZE THE NORMALFAGS.
SPREAD IT ON TWITTER PARALYZE THE NORMALFAGS.
SPREAD IT ON TWITTER PARALYZE THE NORMALFAGS.
>>73938730
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>73939794
>We're winning.
67% disaproval nationwide
upside-down numbers with everyone except angry white men
>"winning"
>>73938328
Delusional gay muslim cock loving faggot. You are a faggot. I will probably sleep with your wife you nu male tranny faggot motherfucker
>>73938788
Bumping my question
Please anons help me
>>73939736
this is a much better story to be in the news instead of the media attacking him for his tax returns
the general public doesn't give a shit about a recorded phonecall in the 90s, its PERFECT
>>73939767
John Miller died in that Tanker two years ago
>Trump intentionally fucking with the media since he's already locked the nomination and has nothing better to do until summer
>>73939824
>tfw you realize that since taking 1st place the only one that almost stumped him was Carson
GOPe be like JUST
>>73939824
right after the abortion comments,but that ultimately led to him winning the nomination....so ayy lmao
>>73939736
BUT IT WAS ONLY FANTASY
THE WALL WAS TOO HIGH AS YOU CAN SEE
NO MATTER HOW HE TRIED HE COULD NOT BREAK MEMES
AND THE WORMS ATE INTO HIS BRAIN
>>73938370
WHAT IS HIS END GAME? WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
This shit is absolutely insane. There is no way his IQ is 156. Its actually 312 and he flunked the test on purpose just to keep his hidden machinations from suspicion by others. my only theory on this
>>73939914
He's paid to vote for Shillary.
>>73939907
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>73939989
underrated
>>73938370
WE ARE NOT WORTHY
>>73939491
>He poisoned the Washington post well. All scandals will be jokes now
This, exactly this. Every thing short of a Watergate sized scandal will be shrugged off as a media with a leftist agenda unfairly attacking Trump.
He just made himself scandal proof, and called into question the credibility of the media for every average American.
>>73939584
I still read it as "deal" f.am
>>73939960
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
Just watched this Megyn episode...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-5daajOopI
Holy shit, WaPo snoops, Trump feeds
them b8 and they swallow hook, line & sinker.
Kekekek.... madman
>>73939502
This is stuff of legend. I envy those years from now that will look back on this.
>>73939892
What evidence does anyone have on Donald Trump about anything
>>73939527
I don't know what to think anymore. He could be ITT right now shitposting and laughing with his family.
Media: Mr Trump could we get your comment on this new leaked tape of John Miller?
>Miller: CHYNA AND CARRIER! PFFIZER ARE MOVING TO EYEIRELAND! FOLKS WE NEED TO TAKE CARE OF OUR VETS, HE HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH, AND THEN HE PUTS IT DOWN AND HE LIES!
Trump: That doesn't sound like me at all.
>>73940048
You guys still have to make turn the SJW into acerage persons again.
WHEN IS THE KELLY SPECIAL WITH THE TRUMP INTERVIEW
>>73938730
REALLY
MAKES
YOU
THINK
HUH...
I wonder what else he has planned for when shit hits the fan, good lord this man is a fucking genius.
>>73939916
Nope. Remember she said no one else had the tape though:
>The Post obtained the recording from a source who asked to be identified only as a person with whom Carswell shared the microcassette of the call shortly after the interview.
https://archive.is/RHBZe
>>73939772
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a PR guy, too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a deal with you.
>>73938797
>>73939068
>>73939193
>>73939605
>>73939736
>>73939860
You're so mad, you're like our court jester now!
Have some you's.
>>73939989
No, thats a different John Miller,this John Miller died in iraq.
>>73939279
Truly a god
>>73940101
>What evidence does anyone have on Donald Trump about anything
They're killing us in trade, Ivanka.
>>73940116
17th may lad
>>73940011
>Trump is literally a Mentat
MAUD'DIB! MAUD'DIB! MAUD'DIB!
>>73939416
>>73939479
BASED DONALD PLAYS THE MEDIA LIKE A FIDDLE YET AGAIN.
>>73940102
i thoroughly believe he lurks 4chan
>>73939916
Trump playing innocent and cheeky is so much funnier than some conspiracy theory about someone rummaging through her trash to get the tape
I like the present narrative. My cheeks literally hurt from laughing/smiling since the Kelly interview. I want to see where this goes.
>>73940004
That was one of the biggest actual mistakes he made, and it was really because he didn't think the question through for a second.
Chris Matthews caught him in a stump trap.
>>73938370
I CANT HANDLE THIS
HOW DOES HE DO IT
GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF HIS PLAN
>>73939872
And we are his disciples.
How can I BanePost in real life?
>>73939605
>Correct the Record STILL doesn't understand how this works
Holy shit, the book is being written right in front of your face. A master of the craft has been putting on a clinic for the entire nation on how this works for almost a year and you STILL don't understand?
This election is almost going to be too easy to be fun.
What will the God-Emperor do next?
>>73938370
>he's done stranger things
How can one man be so interesting? His whole life is like a movie
>>73940186
>Mentat
THIS
THIS THIS
>>73938797
>>73939068
>>73939193
>>73939736
>Hillary shill
>ID "TBumEe+p"
Holy shit, I'm crying
>>73939605
TROLLED HARD
>>73939736
>even the things that make him tank in the polls!"
Literally nothing has made this happen. He has risen in the polls average every day since the announcement of his bid. How does it feel knowing Trump is unstoppable? Don't fear though, he will actually be accountable and work with Congress unlike Obama. Life will probably be better for you under Trump than it is now. You'll learn to love nationalism.
ZIMZAM IS GETING 65 MIL ON THE KANGSLAYER
>mfw all of this
Trump is the meme master and like >>73940242 said, we're just disciples not worthy of him.
>>73940208
Hahaha
>>73939931
No one MSNBC is garbage
>>73939736
>7 posts by this ID
Lmao the butthurt is poignant
Based pastor on Fox.
>>73940228
Someone posted a credit card and timestamp today. The last name on the card was Trump.
They're here. Eric or Jr at least.
>>73940119
So she's a liar? Or the source is a liar? Who is the source? Who is the masketta man?
>>73938370
I can just see Trump and Manafort sitting on a couch, watching this segment and being like
AAAAHAHAHAHA
>>73939107
your just stirred my high test
>>73940121
He has the word "Bum" in his ID.
God I love Trump
>>73940317
Too easy to shoop
>>73940317
what the fuck
media
>did you release the tape?
trump
>nope,maybe it was john miller
>>73939736
>tank in the polls
That's funny considering his polls have done nothing but rise, slowly but surely.
>>73939755
He is protected by God
The Spirit of God says, I will protect America and Israel, for this next president will be a man of his word, when he speaks the world will listen and know that there is something greater in him than all the others before him. This man’s word is his bond and the world and America will know this and the enemy will fear this, for this man will be fearless. The Spirit says, when the financial harvest begins so shall it parallel in the spiritual for America.
The Spirit of God says, in this next election they will spend billions to keep this president in; it will be like flushing their money down the toilet. Let them waste their money, for it comes from and it is being used by evil forces at work, but they will not succeed, for this next election will be a clean sweep for the man I have chosen. They will say things about this man (the enemy), but it will not affect him, and they shall say it rolls off of him like the duck, for as the feathers of a duck protect it, so shall my feathers protect this next president. Even mainstream news media will be captivated by this man and the abilities that I have gifted him with, and they will even begin to agree with him says the Spirit of God
April 2011 prediction
>>73940257
Know what your goal is, and do whatever needs to be done.
The baneposting part will come naturally.
>>73940317
it is an old image from oct/nov 2015
The lion image is from his 2013 twitter. Also trump is too old in the image comparing with other photos of him with eric
>>73939804
>Trump has been practicing meme magic and baneposting before memes and tdkr even existed
This is the closes I have ever been to unironically believing in a higher power.
Can you imagine being Trump and turning every news station on to see them all talking about you non-stop and then being able to do this and watch them react to your moves in real time. He is probably so adept at this by now he could do it in his sleep.
>>73940359
It would have to be a good shoup leaf. It looked pretty legit
So if he get's paid $0.04 per (You), he just made a Starbucks coffee by posting in this thread 7 times.
Sorry your country's wages are so shit, Shillary poster.
>>73940236
Convinced Matthews is going to have a total meltdown this election cycle
>>73940385
Kek*
If John Miller was Trump then doesn't Katrina have to eat crow?
She really defended him against Wolf Blitzer today.
>>73940119
In the interview with Megyn Kelly, Carswell says that she shared it with Marla Maples, so you could infer from that that Marla Maples leaked it to WaPo.
Makes sense if WaPo are interviewing all his ex-GFs to try and dig up dirt. They ask Marla for dirt, and she says "oh I have this tape from way back," and now here we are.
>>73939460
he needs an even more nationalist VP as a backstop
>>73938730
does anyone have the CNN interview with Katrina P?
They bring up the 1991 tapes of Donald, she brings up the Child Rapist tapes.
>>73940242
Apprentices. Individually, weak, but when brought together for unity, we can channel elder meme magics.
>TELL ME ABOUT TRUMP
>WHY IS HE SO SMUG?
>>73940461
>
>>73940445
I know, but I want it to be true so much that I wont just jump into a conclusion
>>73940445
Didn't realise it was from last year until right now
I thought the fun was over when Jeb dropped out
Strap in, lads. He's only just begun.
>>73938176
This guy is has no idea how far left the goal posts have been moved over the years.
>trans/pedo rights
>occupy wall street
Geez if you're going to spend one million dollars on shills, do it right Hillary.
>>73940465
THOSE CHEETOS SURE LOOK TASTY
>>73940276
Bernie confirmed for Hilldog shill
>>73940317
>implying it's not Barron
>>73940492
Once they find out Trump leaked it they will drop the story faster than jebs poll numbers.
>>73940329
Who do you think the source is?
Now they'll try contacting them and find nobody.
Either that or it's Cindy Adams, some guy or Marla Maples. Neither of which really had a reason for recording it:
>Is it possible to be sure? Probably not. But the reporter had taped the phone call and played the tape for people who know Trump. Said columnist Cindy Adams: "There is no John Miller. That's Donald." Said a former close associate who also ID'd the voice: "Is he whacked out, or what?" Astoundingly, and sadly, the most telling response came from Marla Maples herself.
https://archive.is/QylBi
>>73938328
Kek, double your dosage
>>73940208
Sperge to the mother fuckin verge. Who dug all that shit up
>>73940492
"They expect one of us in the wreckage brother!"
May Kek bless this humble thread and our Emperor. Amen.
>>73938413
AHAHAAAHAHAAHAAHAAHAH
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ELECTION
I just can't.
Fuck. Oh god. The shock on her face, the laughs behind the camera. Oh my fucking god. The change of gears immediately after. Just. I can't do it. Glorious.
>>73940494
Her baby daddy about to be POTUS. Don't think she'd sabatoge it.
>>73938730
Is it normal that I pooped a MAGA boner while reading this post and realizing just how bad he's raping the MSM and going to tear it all down?
>>73939975
Welder anon here. You don't really need overhead. If you get an AWS/AISC D1.1 you are goor for mig welding pretty much anywhere. TIG welding is where it's at tho.
t. Titanium tig welder
>>73940445
Gotta be Eric
>>73938926
I would shit myself in a hysterical guffaw if he came out to a rally wearing a fake goatee and mustache, introduced himself as john miller while straight faced hyping trump, and then span around while pulling off the facial hair.
I'd have to buy a new chair. I'd be done.
>>73940492
>Katrina
She's a loyal soldier
>>73940876
We should make a top 10 campaign moments
>>73940276
Praise kek
>>73941006
YES!
Can't wait for our Master Meme Magician to troll other countries
>>73941051
MEME IT
>>73939960
> dat ID
> t. BUM
>>73939638
He said it wasn't him, though. I'm unconvinced.
>>73941079
Let's hope that YCSTT hears you.
>>73940876
We must make MGS-esque cinematic video of it.
I will begin my video edit training now and await further instructions.
>>73938586
seconding
DESPITE ITS IMPRESSIVE LENGTH ITS A NIMBLE NAVIGATOR. AND SOME CAN BE HIGHLY VENEMOUS. LIKE THE TARANTULA IT IS HUNTING, THE CENTIPEDE HAS TWO CURVED, HOLLOW FANGS WHICH INJECT PARALYZING VENOM. EVEN TARANTULAS ARENT IMMUNE FROM AMBUSH. THIS CENTIPEDE IS A PREDATOR.
>>73939068
Wow, really makes you think, huh?
>>73939135
>Sir, they might be onto something with this "Baneposting"!
>Let me see that screen
>...
>Damn, I love my internet people.
