>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Trump on Greta 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDzr4r-QoPo
>Trump on Kilmeade & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPjIiEf69M
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVA9-T2UMB0
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI
ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
>SJWs: Want Some TRUMP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg
>Boss Nigger Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>Trump Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrWYUbBtmA
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
>>73865666
>666
It's still a movement!
>>73865666
Rarely get to use this one. Awoo~
Praise him.
Who /megyn/ here?
https://youtu.be/fsao8UlfXho?list=PLTWuEV1wcDpUrqNmFcbocB5lV13V3k-Yh
How can you guys recover from this?
>tfw Disloyal Macy's stock is at an all time low
No one crosses the Don and gets away with it.
>>73865623
Did this shit go anywhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXIhEvzZydM
>>73866028
I would breed this girl
Real Tiffposting hours who tf up?
>>73866092
WTF happened to his face?
What happened to all the other links? Like the Crooked Hillary Guide and everything else? Why are you guys stripping it down?
Oy vey, don't vote for Trump! Clinton will guide America correctly!
Are Awoooos bots?
How the fuck are there always so many of them first!!?
>>73866148
He didn't reply to this post with "MAGA" within 10 seconds
>>73865623
>not "Dr. Carson, I'm DJT.jpg"
Donald Trump's proposal to deport misdocumented American citizens and impose a religious test on opportunity seekers is farcical and frankly, reckless and disgusting. /pol/ needs to stop supporting this dangerous maniac and instead embrace the only serious candidate with a proven track record of success and a positive message. If #DangerousDonald calls that playing the 'gender card,' then deal me in.
#ImWithHer
>>73866164
Crooked Hillary Guide
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
liberals say this is sexist
conservatives decry the race mixing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GL9JoH4Sws
>take a break for a bit
>see whats new on the cuck news
>taxes again
Does it feel like the news have totally got nothing to go on so their just making shit up, like they always do?
Why all the noise about Trump softening his stance on banning muslims? His stance has never changed, only a shift in emphasis in his speech from a complete ban to a temporary ban.
>>73866188
High-energy patriots
>>73866164
What are character limits?
>>73866211
Shiiiiieeeeeeet
>>73865666
>1 post by this id
>>73866218
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and an attempt to smear her campaign.
>>73866115
as if anyone gives a fuck faggot shut the fuck up she's 14
>>73866018
She needs to let that hair grow back
fucking apathy hitting me too high
>do not want play vidya, watch movies or whatever
help me, /trumpgen/
>>73866181
Well since (((Greatest Ally))) endorses Clinton, I am now a #hillshill #shabbosgoy
>>73865666
>first post
>666
>>73866028
this from pupinias instagram or something?
>>73866307
she's 19
>>73866106
Look at the 5 year view, it literally crashed the same time they tried to stump the Trump
>>73866181
O-Okay
Thank you greatest ally
>>73866218
>misdocumented American citizens
haha, love this term. meme it
>>73866164
Hillary trolls are high jacking Trump Threads.
>>73866218
>misdocumented americans
oh thats a good one, ill save that for some high-quality shitposts later
you deserve the 3 cents
>>73866318
trumpgen is my video game/movie/tv
>>73865623
>>73866138
>>73866228
>>73866257
>>73866261
Ok, here's a paste with updated pasta for... a couple hours from now.
http://pastebin.com/raw/9R3kzP19
http://pastebin.com/raw/9R3kzP19
>>73866252
News just making shit up out of nothing.
Literally taking one word out of his entire speech and trying to run with it.
>>73866403
Washington is not a hillary "troll".
Based Charles in Charge
https://youtu.be/hAB242JcO0U
>>73866092
>degenerate tatoos
>"REAL MEN DON'T TALK ABOUT THEIR SIZE"
>"HE'S THIS BIG"
>"YOU DON'T MEASURE UP!"
liberals are great
Is Trump going back to Cali soon?
>>73866188
You can turn your back on a shitpost; but never turn your back on a shitpostER.
>>73866412
Is this a recent one? Im not familiar with this
>>73865623
>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
INTERVIEWS
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI
>Trump on Hannity (+Reince Priebus) 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0iiBIlELcg
>Carson, Priebus on the Kelly File 5/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDLKcTESJl0
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Trump on Greta 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDzr4r-QoPo
>Trump on Kilmeade & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPjIiEf69M
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVA9-T2UMB0
ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Explains in 3 Mins why Clinton Can’t be President
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR6BXrURB0Y
>Trump That Bitch – Right Wing Rodeo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1q6F7yW7ik
>Women for Trump!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm5ZNcvhi5M
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
>SJWs: Want Some TRUMP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
Good night Anons.
>>73866448
Thanks partner.
>>73866494
Can confirm I am a Trump shill.
>>73866218
>misdocumented
Laughing so hard. At least you tried
COMING SOON
>>73866401
Yeah I'm meming it in every general.
>>73866407
Make sure you include the term citizen for maximal effect.
>>73866028
Are the bucket hats official? They're fresh as fuck tb/h
>>73866412
I'd fuck KG so hard and blam on those tits
>>73866378
Not sure man I got it from a previous Trump general
>>73866307
Would still fugg tho tbqphwy familia
>>73866548
I don't wanna be accusing or anything and I know you regularly do the generals, but I honestly was a little suspicious because there have been Hill shills around. Figured someone else did it and no one noticed.
>>73866548
>Can confirm I am a Trump shill.
I'd love to get paid to do this, where can I sign up?
>>73866511
Yes, here's a Kennedy
>>73866625
kill yourself faggot
/r/ing the "B.E.S.T. wall" pic
>>73866592
I didn't see em on Trump's site, but hell I'd get one in a heart beat. She probably got it off ebay or something
>>73866138
You're fucked in the head if you think that Tiffany is attractive, or better yet more attractive than Ivanka. Tiffany looks like she was in The Wall
>>73866660
wew
How nervous do you guys think Obama is getting as Trump steadily surges?
>>73866631
If you don't want to be accusing, then don't make accusations.
>>73866656
We're full; especially on 4chan.
>>73866315
>Republican Nut Club
Literally thousand hours on photoshop
>>73866672
I understand that wanting to fuck women is unheard of in Cucknada but please don't interject in this thread about American politics. We don't try to derail threads about Justin Trudeau and I'd appreciate the same level of courtesy.
>>73866731
kek
I'd still hit it tho
>>73866791
>We're full
>>73866764
He has said he would campaign against Trump during the general. He's waiting for Hillary's crowning and then he'll shill full time. Total opposite of his predecessor on that front, at least Bush was gracious enough to not campaign, although maybe it's because McCain would have lost even harder if he had.
>mexico trying to covertly hop on the trump bandwagon
>tries to give egypt shit for not protecting mexican citizens better
>mexico can't even protect mexican citizens inside their own country
>>73866803
Good meme
How do I find the campaign pics on hon-haka?
Anyone know the actual uri?
http://www.hon-haka.org/
>>73866412
TRAP
is hillary?
>>73866803
Lol what's the original stuff they have in the lockers?
>>73866507
He didn't abandon the PNW, so surely yes.
>>73866731
You're fucked in the head if you don't think Tiffany is attractive. Tiffany looks like she wants to build a wall.
>>73866764
nervous enough that hes gonna to another statement where he pulls some low-tier mexican level bantz and all the landwhales and WE WUZ PRESIDENTZ hork like seals in response
he will probably shill for hill when the general starts desu
>>73866865
If it makes you feel any better, I was kidding. I, too, wish I were paid for this.
>>73866870
We're going to build a pyramid and we're going to make Egypt pay for it.
>>73865670
>"You let a man DIE. You let ISIS terrorists burn and rape him. He was a US Ambassador, Mrs. Clinton..."
>he turns to her
>"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE."
>everyone is shocked, collectively saying "holy shit."
>crowd roars
>"I would just like to poin- I would ju-"
>crowd continues to roar
>Hillary looks flabbergasted
>that was the night Donald Trump won the presidency.
How do you even respond to something like that?
You can't even say something stupid like WELL MUH FOREIGN RELATIONS or something stupid and bureaucratic, without committing political suicide.
>>73866870
We've entered an alternate dimension where mexico expects a mudslime country to protect its citizens.
>>73866839
well same but Ivanka is just so next level comparatively
>>73866764
He'll go full anti-trump when Hillary starts getting creamed. But I think he overestimates his favorablility ratings. On top of that it would be easy for Trump to use it as an advantage, he could call Obama a disgrace for a president to actively campaign for a candidate instead continue with the duties of his office and remain neutral.
>>73866962
I'm getting hard just thinking about it
>>73866218
>Acting like Dangerous Donald isn't a badass nickname.
>>73866946
Yeah I know, our side doesn't need to get paid to do this. Thats how I know we'll win.
>>73866962
i cant wait until hillary says shes feeling sick and cancels the debates
he would demolish her support in less than 20 minutes on stage
>tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbe5XnofCaU
>>73866971
I wish I was chad enough to juice her axewound
Also money
>>73866946
love what you do
t. trump's rules for success
>>73866543
Fresher pasta is better pasta
Suck it OP
>>73866660
Based Kennedy
Too bad her spastic personality turns me off so much
>>73867048
I'll be surprised if she doesn't dodge every single debate even though she controls all of the moderators.
I know you guys won't believe me but I just wanted to get this off my chest
I'm a Hillary campaign staffer. I do a bunch of media stuff for her and part of a team that advises Hillary on media appearances
She's a major bitch you won't even believe
All the guys I work with hate her but the girls don't
We give her shit advice. Not even my team. Everyone is giving her shit advice. Some of us worked for Obama's campaign and he was so much better. The difference is very clear. Obama is as nice as you see him on TV. Hillary really is a two faced bitch.
Anyway I browse these threads to see how I can sabotage her from within.
>>73867043
Indeed. We've got a real movement going, a grassroots movement.
>>73867082
I'm loving it.
>>73867091
Gay.
>>73866989
It's funny that Mexico thinks they can bully anyone into listening to them. I don't care about the citizens who stay in Mexico, but their entire government is corrupt as fuck. They have no idea they're a laughing stock.
>>73866218
Fear him, leaf!
>>73867011
This, I mean he's blatantly called Obongo one of the worst presidents of all time so it's not like he's expecting anything less than resistance
Anyone else apply for the internship? What do you think of your chances?
>>73866813
note the key word Woman, pedo faggot
>Shapiro
>Ever
>LOOK LOOK DONALD IS A BAD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
>LOOK HE'LL SEND US ALL TO A NEW RECESSION, THESE EXPERTS SAID SO
>LOOK LOOK HE SAID THAT DROPPING THE BOMBS ON JAPAN WAS THE RIGHT DECISION HOW COULD HE DO THAT
>LOOK LOOK PAUL RYAN THE GOPe LEADER WHO I HATED A YEAR AGO ISN'T STANDING AGAINST TRUMP ON CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLE
Gotta say, ConservativePundit really hits the nail on the fucking hammer for the almost sad level that shapiro and the nevertrump fags lack basic self-awareness
>>73867136
Well I guess they're pretty confident when this guy is the "Leader of the free world".
>>73867102
post your bloody tampons or your unshaven legs for proof
>>73867096
she could control the monitors, cut his mic and buy the entire audience and he would still win debate polls and have her leaving on the verge of a complete meltdown
you have a person who was directly involved with the death of american citizens against a man who has done nothing but made people proud of who they are
he really is a predator
It has been awhile since I've been on Trump gen around this time, It's very comfy
>>73867136
I think they do know, they are just extremely prideful to a point where they won't discuss their own faults. Even though Mexicans don't have much to be proud of.
>>73867176
Lower if you keep posting about it.
>>73867102
Are the men there being paid 38% less than the women, like is happening at the Clinton Foundation?
>>73867223
Sheeit nigga, we're all friends here.
Is energy still high with no rallies?
>>73867176
Don't gloat, Eric will see.
>>73866949
>tfw Trump wasn't out president before
>We're gonna have our tea, and the Brits are gonna pay for it
>The South is ripping us off with slavery, they're laughing at us, that's gonna change, I make deals
>I like the Spanish, they're great people, terrific people, they work for me, I know them, they love me, they're great, but they sunk the Maine, we don't, have, victories anymore
>When Moroccans send their people, THEY'RE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST. They're bringing T*rks, they're bringing crime, they're sending pirates, and some, I assume are good people
>>73867212
>tfw Trump called out bush and the GOPe for doing that in the primary debates
>>73867198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>>73867198
>#NeverTrump isn't about preventing Trump from the nomination
Is that why it's called #NeverTrump?
>>73867176
What internship?
>>73867102
I don't know why, but I believe you
>>73867275
Yep. And we've also got a roaring fire to the north to keep us comfy.
How's that going by the way?
>>73866189
MAGA
>>73867198
I think Shapiro went off the deep end when he was targeted for being a Jew by the alt-right on twitter. That's when he essentially became a total SJW-tier #NeverTrump guy. His zionist/ultrajew identity is literally everything to him so it's not hard to see his psychological process, but it's kinda sad he's thrown out his credibility as a conservative commentator. Same with Mark Levin. Oh well.
>>73867308
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/internship
What celebrities do you think secretly support Trump?
>>73866189
MAGA
>>73866764
He's getting super increasingly nervous, expect him to fully start campaigning in the general.
>>73867301
All of these puppet sketches are amazing.
This is just the perfect election cycle, and I had the joy of the 2015 Brit elections.
>>73867102
>shes a total bitch
>all the guys hate her but women love her
>all the staffers give her shit advice and come here to find strats on how to lose faster
this is the most realistic fake post ive seen
>>73867315
Awoo's are cute meribro
>>73866910
photos of each other
>about to go to bed
>class in 4 hours, work due then, then driving test at 2
>low energy in college this quarter
>failed a class last quarter, on academic probation
>very real possibility of failing another class due to lack of motivation
>see Crippled America cover
fuck it, I'm gonna finish this fucking work and I'm gonna beat that fucking driving test. I'm taking control of my fucking life and helping out more now.
Get ready boise, the shit is going to hit the fan!
>When he visited Paris, for example, he would go to brothels in the Porte Saint-Denis area, not to touch the women, but to speak to them, return to his hotel and wank off. Then he would write about it in his diary.
I may have been born too early to vote in 2008
But I was born just in time to see to it we make America great again.
>>73866018
DESU it does seem staged at this point. Now sh gets her own show on a major network and Trump is the first guest. I hate to ask this but is John Leibowitz right?
>>73867381
O P R A H
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>>73866764
Umbongo's going to jail and his tranny nigger bitch 'wife' with a dick is going too.
>>73866803
you silly desu
Catalog broken for anybody else?
>>73867416
that's it anon. Failing is for bernouts
>>73867419
Think she'll hang by November?
>>73867102
>We give her shit advice. Not even my team. Everyone is giving her shit advice. Some of us worked for Obama's campaign and he was so much better. The difference is very clear. Obama is as nice as you see him on TV. Hillary really is a two faced bitch.
I don't know why I believe this, but I do.
>
Although he didn't have an active sexual life, there's some evidence that he was bisexual, having had crushes on both men and women.
big don just oozes competence and leadership, holy shit this guy is based.
>>73867381
Vince Vaughn
All of the classic Boston actors sans Affleck
Also any actor or celebrity that doesn't overtly support someone already
>>73866188
Why don't you test if they are bots.
Make a thread with exact same title and see if the not replies.
Spooky.
>>73866875
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=sima_naoteng
The newest one isn't up here though
>>73866915
I don't really get this TayTay autism, don't you all know she's a wholly owned subsidiary of Jews Inc?
>>73867401
That is one boner inducing awoo you have, britbro.
>>73867497
Nope. It takes a while to load though. Are you on a phone?
>>73867523
Well I mean a human being isn't necessary posting the memes, but a human being is making them
Right
>>73867286
But the spanish didn't sink the USS Maine and Teddy handled it better than Trump could have
>>73867509
She was a real qt, GSTQ
>>73867480
Holey fuck I said "desu" It says desu now. wtf is with the censorship on pol now? Second time it has happened to me now DESU.
Lady Maga
>>73867419
It would be nice if the Clinton's war on women were more widely known. Maybe this helps, I dunno. Media has always protected the Clintons.
>>73867560
Shut up, fag.
>>73867416
That's the spirt!
MAGA on brother!
>>73867419
>mfw He brings these women on stage at his rallies to testify against them
>>73867321
Its out of the media, the town burned and everyone is happy. The oilsand plants are already demanding that people return for extraction to start again.
Yes, the oil companies are demanding that their employees come back, to their burned homes, to resume the oil extraction.
The town means nothing, they have camps for people to live in, just go back and work. The loss of money is killing them
The true colors are showing.
>>73867534
Comfy night
>I don't want to shock - I just want to show Trumps's lucid vision of the human condition. And the theme makes extra sense because a solo show is the most solitary form of performance and masturbation is the most solitary form of sex.
>>73867095
Thanks, anon, I now have a hardon and I am at work!
>>73867336
The curse of intellectualism and ideological purism - when it comes down to it, you're not smart enough to bake in human wants, needs and irrationality, or charismatic enough to persuade people to believe - you just have the notion that you are right.
Honestly what's sadder is self-buttressing attitude and taking everything at face value without any sense of irony.
Like shit, Milo's shitty article about the "Alt-right" (a bullshit establishment categorisation) at the least caught on that a hefty fraction of the stormer and anti-jew shit is just for a laugh, and he's just making it worse by playing up to it.
>>73867307
"NEVER NEVER Never never ever...."
It's literally a coping mechanism for grief, in the stages of anger and denial.
>>73867563
On my computer. Hasn't changed for 4 hours.
>>73867419
damn the national enquirer shilling hard for Trump, I like it
when did anyone realize this was the most based magazine?
>>73867587
desu
>>73867584
>you will never awkwardly kiss her after school
>>73867625
tfw 3:45 AM and still high energy
What is this face trying to convey?
So is Trump's butler just falling on his sword to make Trump looking good by coming off as unbias? Since it shows that even Trump can be hard on his closes friends, because I can't believe his butler would be dumb enough to facebook his shit knowing people would read it.
He's pretty based if you ask me though.
>It's hard to talk about what Trump and I have in common without sounding pretentious, but there's a lot about him that I identify with - not least his insatiable sexual desire and constant mood of sensuousness. The difference between us is that I have a very intense sexual life and he never did.
>>73867696
I hope nobody does this.
Just get a phone or a tablet and lay on your back.
>>73867672
Donald is friends with the Enquirer.
>>73867336
Shapiro never did anything someone else couldn't, he just wore a funny hat while doing it. Like the Piers Morgan bits, he says "my grandparents are ashes because they didn't have any guns".
His Judaism is a shield from SJWs who don't know if he's white or not so he's allowed to say things and receive support for it. Being attacked on the same basis by what used to be his fans is completely alien to him.
>>73867678
fucking kek you cannot say to be honest on here.
>>73867703
You're next.
>>73867620
To be fair, employees aren't getting paid either, so it works out for both if they go back and work. Relief will come soon enough, probably from us. Just try not to spend it all on poutine.
>>73867653
Oh, that I wouldn't know. I hardly use the catalog. I thought you meant the page was kill or something like that.
>>73866412
Fuck yes
>>73867601
A well crafted response, must have taken a lot of thought
>>73867640
You know what to do.
>>73867696
time to jerk it
>>73867562
I just love me some lewd awoos.
>>73867672
IRL shitposting.
>>73867587
You fucking nignog, t.bh and s.mh and all caps "cuck" are all filtered and have been for a fucking age.
>>73867381
Christina Ricci
>>73867703
>Did I make sure the concrete was hardened before I threw him in the river?
wheres trump on hannity from earlier
>>73867653
clear your cache senpai, try a different browser
>>73867789
No relief will be coming from US, Mexico or Russia. Despite what you say, most employees with the plants are being paid but not contractors. A family relative that is staying with us from there is a chemist for the labs that test purity of the extracted oil before sending it down pipe. They have no choice but to go back next week or lose their job.
>>73867776
How new are you?
>>73867858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHj4o2zlz_8
You're welcome!
>>73867703
Can you imagine making eyecontact with this man?
The only one who could do it and live to tell the tale would be Trump himself.
>>73867381
>tfw she purposely started acting like shit when her character started being shoehorned into the White House
also Taytay
>>73867381
All of the really successful ones, I'm talking A list celebs secretly support DJT.
B-listers (the most vocal ones), detest DJT in hopes of attracting more fans, so they can somehow find work or sell you something.
Simple as that.
>>73867808
mum
>>73867092
Textbook "le leddit imma neerrd but kewl 2"
>>73867926
Oh and detesting Trump and voting liberal is virtue signalling, fans eat that shit up with a spoon.
>>73867808
JESUS FUCK SHE'S SO PERFECT
>>73867913
desu im an old fag.
>>73866188
they are most certainly bots
many of the posters here are bots
>no one will ever believe it though, not this year anyway
>>73867918
>Yeah anon, I know about those exhentai bookmarks on your computer, I do, but I don't judge, it doesn't have to end like that, come here, let me talk to ya, I just need you to remember who you are, and what you want to do.
>>73867102
>Obama is as nice as you see him on TV
Nah. Actual SS have anonymously told reporters that Obama and Michelle are straight cunts to staff and secret service.
Does anyone have the video of the old rich guy saying trump will change the world because he doesn't care what people think and he has complete confidence in his abilities
>>73868004
P-P-PLease Manafort. Lemme keep my lolis.
>>73867381
Land of the free.
>>73867894
How much is that chemist paid? I know guys who left to go work in the Bakken oil fields were getting paid upwards of $90,000 a year, probably more. For that amount of money, I'll take your family member's job if they don't want it.
>>73868033
Just like Hillary, my surpirse when.
>>73866218
so we just have to deal with this copypaste in every thread?
here's my same response
Hey did we ever win Indiana? Is Cruz still on track on winning at the contested convention? I have came back from Chile they have no internet and I just got to the airport.
>>73867984
Oh yea? Try saying cuck in all caps KEK
>>73867587
>being this new
Wew f.a.m.
Praesent convallis Trump libero nibh, quis lacinia sapien laoreet et. Nunc ornare lorem odio, sed porttitor sem molestie quis. Curabitur consectetur enim at neque tristique vehicula. Donec pulvinar Ivanka eleifend Trump hendrerit. In mattis nibh eget ante pretium vestibulum. Curabitur "Not my twat!" et elit placerat lorem venenatis cursus sed eu est. Sed quis odio ex. Cras viverra magna ornare felis dignissim bibendum. Nullam posuere nulla sem, a euismod libero venenatis et.
>>73867404
kek honestly it's like she's trying to lose the election at this point, just the wrong attacks every time
>>73868004
I-im sorry Mr. Manafort. Please don't kill me.
>>73866229
Both genders are sexualized. That's why it's not sexist.
>>73867984
Not old enough apparently
>>73868112
Cruz won the nomination and Trump dropped out.
Sorry!
this is so fucking good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>>73867917
thanks brother
>>73868112
Trump won Indiana, and Cruz dropped out shortly thereafter. The next day Kasich dropped out.
Trump is now the presumptive nominee, and has been declared as such by Reince Preibus. He is now running for the nomination unopposed.
>>73867860
Must be a firefox thing. Google chrome actually loads the catalog.
>>73867703
He looks like a moustache-less Ron Swanson
>>73868092
I don't know, its none of my business to ask their wage.
It doesn't change the fact that they are being told, you have to come back, just weeks after they lost their homes and property. Pretty heartless imo
Supposedly Hillary is telling her top people that even if she gets indicted she'll keep campaigning.
https://youtu.be/yw5usq8_iww
>>73868179
Anytime, enjoy!
>>73868033
IIRC the SS's opinions on the Clintons were that the ugly daughter was nice, Bill was okay but a hassle, and Hillary was monumentally cunty. E.g. screaming at and forcing a workman who was replacing a lightbulb when she was home to leave his job
Hard to imagine the Obammers being that much worse
Donald, it's 2:56AM and I just got off the phone with your... No, MY delegates.
>>73868175
AHAhahahaahahah
These bitches are so high E n e r g y!
>>73868066
>Of course anon, I mean who doesn't like glancing at the occasional loli, it's fine, we'll take care of ya, just need to ask a little favor, that ain't too bad right? Come here, listen, support Trump, or they'll find you in the dump
>>73868210
>Supposedly Hillary is telling her top people that even if she gets indicted she'll keep campaigning.
Good. I hope she does
>>73868171
OH NO
>>73868182
Yessss this year just keeps getting better and better will we ever stop winning??
>>73868193
What else are they going to do? Sit around and mope?
http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/05/what-trump-and-clinton-were-like-in-their-30s.html
JUST LISTEN TO THE VOICES. THE ACCENTS.
>>73866284
>No one is being paid to shill for Hillary
how do you come up with this shit?
of course people are being paid to shill for hillary, but they totally suck at it because they don't believe it
trump supporters do it for free
fuck im a bernie supporter and i meme for trump constantly
so long as it's not jeb bush or goldman sachs
>نَ اللي مفَارق حبيبَه ..
سَهران ليلِي أناظِر نَجمَة الليل والدَمعِ يسكُب مِن عينِي سكيبَـه ..
مَا أنسَاكِ لَو ينسَى الكِحِل سودَ الأهدَاب وكيف تنسَى العِين صَافِي نُظَرهَا ...!!!
Guys if Trump can get Kimmel for vp this election is in the bag
>>73868175
Diamond and Silk don't play around haha
My sides, every single time
>>73868213
I used to be a hardcore Trump supporter but recently a large suitcase of money just randomly appeared on my porch so now I'm a #CruzMissile.
Guys, is crippled America worth reading? I'm sure it's good, but as someone who has followed his campaign and watched almost every speech I get the feeling I'd know everything in it
>>73868267
Relax, son. It's bait.
>>73868231
O-of c-course Mr.Manafort.
M-M-MAGA All The Way!
>>73866106
Oh fug I forgot about that. I was hearing just yesterday how Macy's has no explanation for their low sales.
>>73868254
Good point.
>>73868274
The news media is so insane at present that I'd actually believe that screenshot if I had a fake twitter link to back it up.
>>73868294
We'll see you at the convention Sleazy Donald. You're time is almost up.
>>73868212
/r/ the original pic.
>>73867984
The word filter is a relatively recent development.
>cuck
>desu
>senpai
And a couple others, I think.
Thanks, Chinese moot.
>>73866106
Soon Trump can buy them at a discount and fire everyone he hates.
>>73868244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IfTwS7dGz0
>>73868340
>that vtm font
>>73868212
Correct The Obamas basically act snooty and talk down to staff. The Clintons are hated most among the SS basically due to Hillary alone. She swore at them constantly, demeaned them, and made them do the most menial tasks for her that her handlers could do. This is from the time Bill was governer all the way till she was FLOTUS.
>>73868297
You will! AOTD is better
>>73868382
Yeah been reading that
>>73868270
Are you lost?
>>73867984
Okay? And? The wordfilter has been a thing for like five months or something
>>73868344
Kek
:0]
SJWS ON SUICIDE WATCH
This is really weird.
No candidate I have supported, in my active political lifetime, has had a chance of entering office.
I'm not really sure what happens next. I don't know what being part of a "winning" movement feels like.
Heroes who lived long enough to see themselves become the villain.
>South Park
>Stephen Colbert
>David Letterman
help me add to this list
>>73866218
>misdocumented
>american citizens
>opportunity seekers
>>73868175
LMFAO
>>73868299
>Good lad, we'll make anime great again
>>73867776
first week on /pol/ desu baka senpai
>>73868443
o shit waddup!
Can someone explain this meme?
>>73867984
Yeah, it's cuck -> kek
(now only all caps KEK is affected)
t b h -> desu
f a m -> senpai
>>73868485
Ben Shapiro. If Zoe Tur actually met him in the parking lot, he'd be the patron saint of /pol/
>>73868344
pro-tip
nicknames don't work if they apply better to yourself than the other dude, teddy
>>73867980
>perfect
>skinny leg
>>73868048
That's normal.
But setting up chairs and shit is autistic.
>>73868373
Sounds about right. No sense of common decency for other people - they're just stepping stones and serfs to her.
The Obamas being snooty and cunty sounds around right though, especially in the WE PRESIDENT NAO kind of way.
>>73868461
I know m8. Farage aside, there's such a dearth of political figures as good as Trump
>>73868521
It's from tumblr. That's why it's not funny.
>>73868521
It's just epic dude. If you have to ask it's probably too high-brow for you
>>73868529
And the Sydney Morning Herald too.
>>73867703
Imagine if he grew a beard.
>>73868560
Seems more like a black twitter normie meme. And c'mon, it is funny - just in the really stupid and blatant "this is really retarded" way.
Just imagine it being said in a stupid nigger accent, that's where most of the chuckles come from I guess
>>73868033
>>73868212
>>73868373
Any sources for this shit or should I just use the googles?
>>73868415
Travesty
>>73868644
>tfw you will never lick the sweat between her tits
Also, checked.
>>73868443
wow theyre getting even lazier
>>73867212
>mfw we'll probably get a shit ton of Candy Crowley moments
They are going to purposely try to stump him at the debates, expect more slideshows made for the explicit purpose of trying to stump Trump like they did at the Fox News debate.
They might actually let Gary Johnson debate JUST to split the vote
>>73868485
Richard Dawkins, the man who first defined the word meme
>no upcoming events
OYYY VEYYYYY
>>73868443
>>73868415
Smh wasn't it October senpai?
>>73867835
That's a rather thicc awoo. Those are perfect for breeding (and snuggling).
>>73868485
Also, consistent heroes:
Adam Carolla
This guy has been the same since the 90s and didn't betray his principles to the >muh racism meme.
>>73866218
>BarBQInCanada
>StBartsInFuego
>RoastedCanadianBacon
>SmokedCanada
>HTCanadaWildfireS
>A FUCKING LEAF
http://blogtalkradio.com/ghost
>>73867703
Manafort is the sort of you face you don't want to see when you're frightened and running away for dear life.
You turn your head to check if you've lost him, but you see him, looking around
His head turns.
You feel a chill as his gaze locks into your, piercing through you.
You know it's all over.
>>73866106
C O I N C I D E N C E
The economy has been bad recently. People can't afford to shop at Macy's as much as they could in the past. If you really think some dumb statement by Donald Trump could take down a big company like that, you're more delusional than I thought.
>>73868443
o shit waddup
>>73868706
do gurls have swaet there?
fo real?
>>73868818
>Not being the Awoo and getting bred out.
bruh senpai doe baka desu KEK
>>73867703
>Come here, let me persuade you otherwise
>>73868212
Pls I need the original.
>>73867102
Doing the Lord's work
>>73868072
sssnake!!
>>73865666
it all makes sense now. satan is responsible for this constant first post fucking every time. makes sense. satan
