Let's get one going.
Remember:
-Name
-Location
-Color
>Holy Orthodox Empire
>Baltics
>Cyan
>>73845597
>>73845379
Why are you posting these pictures?
And what's the second picture for? Is this your perfect europe or something?
Anyways, who wants to PLAY risk?
>>73845017
How do play a board game on 4chins.
What is dis I don't get eeet.
>>73845017
>the simpsons
>yellow
Spain
>>73845679
It's my perfect Europe and I'm just trying to keep thread Alive because I would like to watch a game happen
>>73846061
>summer intensifies
So whenever I start an Election Game thread that so many people enjoy, it gets deleted by the new /pol/ janitors for breaking the rules.
If that's the case, why are these equally rule-breaking risk threads not being deleted?
>>73846236
Because these involve geopolitics, now gtfo
>>73846618
Don't you need to be feeding your goats now?
>>73846618
At least you're autistic enough to be equal in destroying Risk and the Election Game.
>>73846739
Oh you flatter me anon
First mupdate
>>73847385
rollinkkk
>>73847750
Just continue to fill Iberian Peninsula?
For me, I'm rolling to expand southward
>>73847385
Gold's Gym
Austria
Gold
Second Mupdate
>>73848250
fuuu
>>73845017
>United States of America
>England
>Blue
>>73848556
nah actually fuck it, I gotta sleep
>>73848280
rollgggg
>>73847809
yes
>>73845017
-Spicy Ukrainian Family
-Kyiv
-Blue
>>73848280
Fill Austria then expand north
Shitnwe need more peeps
>>73848280
Roll to expand South
Also, post this thread in other threads so we get more people invovled
>>73849461
make iberia great again, roll.
Yabguid Khanate
Turkestan(Above the Aral Sea)
Brown
>>73849461
SPICY UKRAINIAN FAMILY
EXPAND WEST TO CONQUER THE REST OF THE BORDER WITH ADJACENT HOLY ORTHODOX EMPIRE
SEND GREETINGS TO HOLY ORTHODOX EMPIRE
>>73848769
>69
shit.
Someone run as "Trumps First Empire"
>>73849806
youre so summer.
>>73849880
I'M PAST YOUR PRETENTIOUS BULLSHIT KIDDO
SUCK MY BALLS
>>73850007
summ--
>>73850078
---er
>>73850078
SPICY UKRAINIAN FAMILY SENDS A POSTCARD TO SHITTY SPAIN
IT SAYS NIGGER
>>73849461
Expand northwest
>>73849461
Knights Hospitaller
Jerusalem
Orange
>>73850408
>Jerusalem
>>73849461
scrap that there is no bonus there, put me in Iraq instead please
>>73850121
the simpsons send a sack of shit to shitty version of hispanic ukraine
it smells, now for 4 rolls you have -9
Nuke Russia
>>73848280
Invade Kiev
>>73850562
THE SPICY UKRAINIAN FAMILY SHIT IN YOUR SACK OF SHIT AND SEND THAT SHITTY SACK FULL OF SHIT BACK TO SPAIN
ROLL FOR INITIATIVE -36 YOU FALL FACE FIRST IN THE SHITTY SHIT
>>73850703
Sorry, forgot trips
>Orange
>Donald Trump's Real Estate Empire
>Russia
>>73850742
sack of shit returned to sender.
as it is summer, ukraine
>>73850806
I GUESS I DEFEND
HOW DO I DEFEND
ROLL FOR DEFENSE YAAHHH
Mupdate #3
Stalemate in the war between the Holy Orthodox Empire and Kiev, expansion at all other fronts of the game
>>73850933
TOO LATE YOU FAILED THE INITIATIVE ROLL
EAT MY POO YELLOW SKIN
>>73850992
Sorry
>>73850918
Where in Russia? Russia is very big place
>>73850918
Pick a different color too btw
>Green
>Donald Trump
>Norway
>>73851080
>>73851097
I changed to this
>>73851104
>>73851045
FILL HER UP
(The smaller territory first, then spill to the rest of Turkestan)
>>73851045
Make. Iberia. Great. AGAIN.
then expand into north africa for supposed oil deposits.
>>73851045
EXPAND WEST DAMNIT
>>73851169
lmao, you got a nuke, but no territories this turn
Don't forget to add all nukes/bonuses in your tag
>Dark Red
>Ted Cruz
>Sweden
>>73851287
NIGGER GIT OUT
OP don't add this faggot
>>73851278
can you at least put OP in your name so you stick out as the designated faggot?
>>73851278
oh wowzers, can i use the nuke this turn?
>>73851320
Donald you're a sniveling coward. Debate me.
>>73851357
it effectively rapes someone, why not wait to use it when youre in danger?
unless youre summer as well
>>73851373
Lyin Ted Cruz everybody! Go back to Canada
>>73851373
MAGA
>>73851320
im on the trump ttrain
>>73851416
i just like to know my options hombre
>>73851487
Breathe Donald breathe. Count to ten.
>>73851037
>alll that shit on doorstep
>not being able to get rid of it
sounds about right, ukraine. steamy streamy, smelly, infected shit
>>73851045
Expand into Saudi Arabia
>>73851045
OP U DUMB M8?
Expand north and west
Not straight east like u did wytfm8
>>73851045
Roll to expand into Poland
>>73851045
After finishing Iraq*
>>73851562
keep going youll be cool one day faggot
>>73851559
Rafael stop using that proxy, we all know you are Canadian
>>73851730
>smelly
>dirty
>cuucked
>creampied
>bred
>shit from donkey
>eaten by pork
>shit out (ultra shit)
this is what youve produced
>>73851045
THE MEME CALIPHATE HAS RETURNED READY TO REDEEM HIMSELF
HOT PINK
STOCKHOLM AGAIN
>>73851981
Invade Cruz
>>73851981
continue civilizing the savages
>>73851981
Fill her up, the smaller territories first and spill going to the larger one.
>>73852012
oh look, more summers
>>73851981
JUST KIDDING NOT STOCKHOLM
PARIS PLEASE
ALSO THIS IS MY ROLL
>>73845017
Still room?
>The Chinchilla hoard
>Italy
>purple
>>73851981
Defend against Donald's cowardly attacks and fill the rest of Sweden for conservative values, you see Donald is a con man! He's tricking you!
>>73851901
Donald, you're all talk and no substance. It's easy to say China bad! Mexicans bad! Muslims bad! But getting into the real issues and bringin jobs back for American working men and women is what's important, you have to have a plan.
>>73851981
Finish Saudi and then snake through Iran into Armenia
>>73852117
I've been here for 9 years nigger
>>73852038
I propose a NAP. Leave Iran for me and you can have the entirety of South Asia
>>73852191
You know I may not always agree with Marco and I may not always agree with Ryan but I say this every morning, day, and night and it is so true.
Cruz is a big fat mistake
>>73852298
I see nothing wrong with the proposal as it stands. I accept.
>>73851981
Fill germany
>>73851904
back to your tacos yellow belly
>>73851981
EXPAND TO THE REST OF UKRAINE
>>73851679
hey dude give me the territories you have in ukraine
>>73852494
Palimdrome>>73851981
>>73852394
You see? Donald is worried, he's sweating. We have now had 5 victories in a row because people are waking up and our message is resonating. Donald is like a child, when things don't go his way he throws what I like to call a Trumpetantrum.
>>73852548
Take em m8 I'm not sure why op made my roll go east anyway
Specify to op only those two spots
Hopefully op isn't a fag
>>73852657
ted is a MESS
>>73852657
Ted you are Cruzin for a Brusin
>>73852549
pali gets nothin on this map :(
>>73852765
Fug
I make s living on pali
>>73852548
i actually dont know what im saying. i gave blood today, O Positive ayran tier donor here.
>>73852737
You know what? I'm starting think Donald has a problem with strong women.
Op pls update faster
>>73852959
You heard it here first folks, Ted is a woman!
>gold's gym's incursion into Ukraine created a Ukrainian flag in the tiles
its like poetry
>>73852676
word thanks boss
>>73852836
ok lil nigga
how about we call a truce
>>73851981
please transfer the gold territories in ukraine to the spicy ukrainian family
>>73853027
You know Donald, you're all talk and no action. You're great with the one liners but have no substance, what is this middle school to you?
holy roman empire into ted cruz. fuck that guy. also dubs. check em'
>>73853077
THE SPICY UKRAINIAN FAMILY SENDS GREETINGS
HOW GO THE INFIDEL BEHEADINGS
>>73853027
Ted has already done porn
>>73853137
When will you realize the people want a real person in the White House? A real AMERICAN
It is clear to me that we are heading to a contested convention.
>>73853233
WELL BROTHER
WE CONVENED AN MEMESLAMIC COURT AND HUNG THE HEATHENS FROM THE ARC DU TRIUMPHE
WE USED A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR TO DETERMINE THEIR GUILT, ALL THOSE RECEIVING DOUBLES WERE SPARED
TRIPS WERE DRAWN AND QUARTERED THEN STUFFED AND PLACED INTO THE MEME MUSEUM
Since trump is the only one left
Is there any regarded way that the Republicans will dent him the nomination?
I feel like they will cunt their eway into not letting it happen
>>73853455
No he's going to get past 1237 easily. He's at 1100 or something right now
>>73853314
Ted, frankly, you are a waste and a pussy. And frankly Cruz, your father killed JFK. Just try to prove me wrong Lyin Ted
>>73853455
I think their initial plan was to screw him, but it seems that more stand in his corner daily.
Even Paul Ryan is softening to him, I think one on one he's convincing people that he's got conservative America as his priority.
It gives me great pleasure to announce my running mate, Holy! Together we will be in the white house come next January. We are on a winning pathway and are going to bring back conservative values.
>>73853444
TRIPS DENOTE YOUR DIVINE WISDOM
I HOPE YOU DONT DRAW AND QUARTER YOURSELF
MAY WE STAND STRONG AGAINST THE DEGENERATES
i guess OP is gone
I see there is no pathway anytime at this point and with that I'm suspending my campaign. The voters have spoken.
>>73853732
Yup this. Bye guys
>>73853689
I HAVE ELECTED TO UNDERGO A DOUBLE MEME-ECTOMY INSTEAD, MY EYES WILL BE REMOVED AND REPLACED WITH NIGHTMARE VISION GOGGLES
IT IS BELIEVED THIS WILL MAKE ME A BETTER HEAD OF STATE
>>73853732
Yeah, I am a busy man and I have to get to a business meeting in an hour. So, bye and Lyin Ted is a pussy
If OP is gone no one more experienced wants to do it I'll step up.
>>73853851
step up then, friendo
>>73853882
give me a minute or two to shore it up then we'll continue
op kill?
>>73851981
Can I join in?
>Jesus
>Pink
>Constantinople
>>73853930
OPindeed kill
Top left Russia
>>73854291
Red of course
MUPDATE
MEME CALIPHATE ARRIVES ON THE SCENE
SAVAGES IN AFRICA KING LEOPULD'D
SUF AND GOLDS GYM AT A STALEMATE
JERUSALEM STORMED AFTER A SPICY TRIP ROLL
DONALD HITS LYIN TED HARD WITH IN INCURSION
>>73854558
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little fucking bitch I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in spetnaz and vodka is good
>>73853796
GOOD LORD
YOU WILL BECOME MORE MEME THAN MAN
THINK OF THE POWER
OK after USSR no new players, I can barely handle the current amount on my shit pc
>>73854693
Finish filling Turkmenistan, fill out Kazakhstan, spill to Kyrgyzstan
>>73854693
Fill up that irrelevant and weird country at my north
Then continue to Germany
>>73854693
dat boi.
>>73854742
youre women are cucking you for pakistanis, but yes vodka is good
hold up, im making a cheese quesidilla
>>73854917
oh yea, take africa
>>73854917
>>73854940
Homer +6
>>73854693
Top Right Russia
Red
USSR
>>73854917
I just had a lobster quesadella
>>73854693
for myself, continue expand around france
>>73854693
nigga golds gym and suf agreed to transfer the ukrainian territories to SUF
>>73852676
i also wanted to expand into the rest of ukraine
>>73855015
that sounds utterly delicious
>>73855101
Got it, sorry I didn't see that before.
>Britten
>>73855018
Don't forget to add my 20 territory dubs
>>73854322
Also checkem
Pink > France
Because they can't fight back
>>73855101
>implying I know where euro countries even are
Just gogled now
Is Czech republic considered Ukraine or formerly ur
Ukraine or some whit?
That's what I'm going after
I only know the obvious countries without having to check like Spain Portugal France ital germ belgium Poland etc
>>73855455
Top Anon > Summerfaggin
>>73855559
Jesus you were close
>>73855559
Is this better baby?
>>73854693
Why did you fill those irrelevant countries? Do I get bonuses for them?
Finish Saudi and go to Armenia
>>73855622
it wouldve been neatto..
can you imagine? quints in a risk thread. think of the free advertisement..
i dont think after all my years on this life sucker ive ever gotten quints.. closest is a 5D pali.
>>73855677
can you send me pics bb?
>>73855810
Mmmmmmmmmmmmh
>>73855972
Sauce?
>>73854206
>>73854693
pls add
If pink isn't available, I choose purple?
>>73856068
*sauce*
>>73855972
>>73856159
Do you know who the artist is? I would like to find more if their work, Google gives me nothing
>>73856409
>>73856294
No I founded it off some thread
I'm 100% sure I fucked this up, this is fucking hard
>>73856575
self roll, keep expanding into france
>>73856575
GOD BLESS
FILL UP THE REST OF TURKEY, SPILL BULGARIA.
>>73856575
Fill check republic. Poland then Germany
You're doing fine.
1. Fill out the rest of Kazhakstan
2. Expand north south, claiming the smaller countries to the East of Iran. Do not enter Iran.
>>73856575
Can you make pink >white power
>>73856730
lol i fucked up
1. Expand SOUTH. not north south
>>73856575
>dubs twice, 40 territories
>I get 12, expand West!
>>73856575
PINK
INDIA
MARC'S YUNG GEMMY FAN CLUB
Expand south
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73856779
Your first doubles weren't your intro post, so they didn't determine your initial landing footprint. Your second doubles weren't in your roll, they were just a reply.
But you just got a 9 so that's good.
>>73856575
FINISH TAKING UKRAINE
EXPAND INTO HUNGARY
>>73856575
Holy Orthodox Empire is back, attack Poland
>>73856575
>>73856606
pic related, its me
>>73856988
>pic related, it's meme
>>73856988
Looking fyne
Go south French
>>73857102
>>73856957
There's some nigger attacking me
Help me kill him and you can keep all his land except Poland where he just gained my ground
>>73857258
you and him rolled and 7 and 8 cancelling it out so no chips lost or gained
of course now you know he's a doublenigger
>>73857255
I have no more rare pepes
>>73857366
i have over 1200
>>73857366
Here
>>73857465
No not dat boi
>>73857366
>>73857438
SAUCE
A
U
C
E
Please tell me you have it >>73857366
>>73857569
>>73856957
Ukraine, ally with me as your Orthodox Christian Brother and I promise you many great things
>>73857633
Lel
>>73857679
You ain't promising Jack shit limey
>>73857603
Apparently Reddit
>>73857465
AWWWW SHI ITS MARC GASOL!!!
ITS DAT BUNGLED UP MAP
OH SHIT WADDUP
>>73857926
Celtic Union
Teal
Ireland
>>73857926
1. Fill out Kazakhstan
2. Take one neutral Russian territory
3. Expand further south, remaining outside Iran
>>73857926
Fill india
>>73857926
forgot my dubs
>>73856988
(im the simpsons)
so 20T plus a couple more from this roll
>>73858004
forgot trip
>>73858027
Shit I missed them, I was distracted by the huge pepe donger
>>73857926
>>73857926
What the fuck OP?
With my role and bonuses I should I have some territory in Poland now. Fix that shit.
After that is fixed, keep on expanding into Poland and protect against any attakcs.
Pink guys expand south
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73857926
Defend against attack
Spillover fill chech republic
>>73858027
36T please
>>73858116
>>73857926
self roll to expanding my french empire
>tfw no hon hon hon gf
>>73857989
you can take over a Don or Ted's Land, which one do you want
Cum on pink full that jizz slut France
>>73858122
Here's my tag
>check 'em dubs
>>73858234
Or you could just wipe those off the map and give me what I requested.
>>73858122
you had no bonuses and your roll and Gold's cancelled each other out.
But you just got dubs so unless he gets dubs too you'll get some. See >>73858165
>>73858234
Let's take this shit my dood
>>73858333
I shit m8
>>73858311
Yes I do, I have Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia, and Belarus which is a bonus of +6
>>73858215
>>73858444
>these fucking donger gets
kek is truly with us
>>73858391
noted and added
>>73858444
O shit my dooooooodl
>>73858444
>decent
use of trips
>>73858515
Thank you, so I'm getting territory for my previous turn and this turn correct?
>>73858333
I hev trips 4 France
>>73857926
i actually meant to say romania first but i messed up. it's cool though.
EXPAND INTO ROMANIA
>>73857679
nigga you attacked me before
>>73857734
for the time being i will remain neutral
other powers scare me
>>73858605
yes, with the balance your current incursion this round is 18, last round it was 6, I've added 24 Poland tiles.
>>73858730
White power OP (me) is france
ussr down south. check em'
>>73858798
Giv mi dubz nigger
>>73858861
wow that was a bad roll jesus
Can we have like a 5 minute time limit to say our move so the game moves quicker?
>>73858865
>>73858896
russian bear stronk
no worry of weak roll
I would beg Homer to bestow dubs since he's clearly a prophet of Kek
>>73858951
REEEE
>>73859005
as I am actually one of the disciples of kek themselves, i shall bestow your next roll as dubs.
this is exhausting but I do it for kek
>>73859150
give me those spicy dubs yellowed kek frog
>>73859262
Fill india
>>73859262
continue into egypt
>>73857926
>Teal
>Sweden
>Kingdom of Sweden
>>73859262
channeling the prophet kek (memes be upon him) I summon digits to continue filling up france (france is such a butt-slut)
>>73859262
Capture Slovakia then, with spills, purge Gold out of Poland and continue filling Poland
Defend against all attacks
>>73859348
checkin
>>73859262
1. Take the one territory in the northwest of my borders
2. Continue southern expansion, remaining outside and east of Iran
>>73859392
low faith
o
w
I don't even know who I'm fighting for any more
>>73859262
Also, can you only give everyone 5 minutes to say their action so then the game moves quicker? Because it's very slow right now
>>73859262
if i can start a new natoin id like to start a natoin in Sweden named the new caliphate of Islam with the color purple..
>>73859262
ATTACK BELARUS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KEK FROG BLESS ME AS I CHARGE INTO BATTLE
>>73859543
sounds good, will do
Is USSR kill?
