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TRUMP GENERAL: RULES ARE RULES EDITION
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>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Eric Trump on Kelly File 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0ctyYprDVk
>Trump on Greta 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDzr4r-QoPo
>Trump on Kilmeade & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TPjIiEf69M
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVA9-T2UMB0
>Manafort on Hardball 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_gQ2iib14s
>Lewandowski on Hannity 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jng5bcAedII
>Trump on O’Reilly 5/10/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOKDOEdijkI

ENTERTAINMENT
>Diamond & Silk Have a Message For Mitt Romney!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q72bQEux6K8
>Best of Trump – Waterbury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlbEjG-M-v4
>SJWs: Want Some TRUMP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3dGXeQM-tg
>Boss Nigger Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>Trump Rap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKrWYUbBtmA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
https://wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
https://imgur.com/a/VzlEf
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

WEBSITES
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
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THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
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AWOO
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Clinton likely to end presidential race due to email scandal: Boehner
http://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2016/05/12/465284/Clinton-presidential-race-email-scandal
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CHOO CHOO
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What's the point of designated tripfags if they aren't around when you need em
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Jesus Christ, this mental gymnastics
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First for poor Benji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
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>>73824203
multiplayer is gay & bad, downloading that bitch
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Who will be the next to bend the knee?
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@PIZZAPARTYBEN DELIVERS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ&feature=youtu.be

>>73824114
Put this in the OP.
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>>73824223
I wonder how this bitch sleeps at night
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>>73824223
>thinking she would do shit

Clintonites believe she can do no wrong, she has a cult following in the DNC.

We need to break her ego once and for all
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They always say that kids know best... and the kids have spoken. This is what my wife's son made after hearing about Trump being the presumptive nominee. Nail on the hammer.
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>>73824203
does doom 64 count?

:^)
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>>73824249
>implying primary candidates ever get more than single digits of the general election total electorate.

They're so delusional. Grasping at anything that will justify their beliefs.
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>>73824284
MP sucks yeah but the SP is fun and faster
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>>73824249
It's actually closer to 10%

Children can't vote
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Ben Shapiro on holocaust watch
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So how did the meeting go today?
Or do we not get to know what went down?
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>>73824249
>HURRRRR EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO EVER VOTED AGAINST TRUMP IS 1000000% NEVERTRUMP

Just fucking give it up, these people are the biggest sore losers imaginable
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>>73824223
This as likely to happen as Jeb Bush reentering the race
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>>73824266

kek
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>>73824249
That is a lot more than 4% of the electorate with a turn-out rate of 60% at most and a large portion unregistered to vote. More like 8%. With 4 competitors. And a tonne more than Hillary.
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JUST GOT MY MAIL-IN BALLOT. I HAVE DONE MY DUTY

And who the fuck is Jim Gilmore?
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>>73824354

Counts more than whatever shit they're calling "Doom" nowadays.
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>>73824465
Never Trump likes to pretend they're not a 15% fringe group of pundits and cuckolds
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>>73824434

He's really gone over the edge hasn't he
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Holy shit this is embarassing


http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/05/12/trump-s-butler-hates-negroes-wanted-to-carpet-bomb-ferguson-called-killery-clinton-a-c-t.html
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>>73824462
Let's just say it's been taken care of.
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>>73824534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKWx1KRi-xQ
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>can't get Uptown Girl out of my head after hearing it so many fucking times at rallies
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>>73824602

Oh no one of the tens of thousands of Trump employees posted shit on facebook!
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>>73824266
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>>73824534
Foghorn Leghorn: The Person
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>>73824316
>24316@PIZZAPARTYBEN DELIVERS
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ&feature=youtu.be
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>>>73824114(You)(OP)
>Put this in the OP.


Got to head to work soon so some other fine anon will have to do so.
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>>73824534
Some literally who who was running on Repub. One of the last of the Jindal-tier cuckolds.
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>>73824639
>I'M GILMORE, NOT GILLESS
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New OC / Shitpost:

TRUMP OC

>***NEW*** Blink 1488 - Saddam's Song ***NEW***
https://youtu.be/CuzpFMWReZw

>Drumpf Man (Brave Oliver)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU

>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again? (Unofficial Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s

>Trump and Bernie Meet Face to Face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHjLRMlyjw

>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

>Hillary Says America Has Never Stopped Being Great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqHPt8f_NuY

>Donald's Office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBsjYwMKoMQ

>Donald Trump Sings "The Snake" with Karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsPY6LYkdQg

>Madman Literally Signs a Fucking Baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvaj5BncNLo

>Jeb blows up in the Office
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPr4TNtQ3-k

>Jeb Miserables
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIf73Umx89Y
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>>73824114
QUESTION!

Why is this one called "Rules are Rules" ? Did something happen that I missed?
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>>73824481
I have no idea myself. But I really, really don't think she wants to get on a stage with Trump.
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>>73824249
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TKHoaDDcb7
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guys, why didn't the elite hacker known as anonymous stop Trump from becoming the nominee???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNKNumkCqk0

kek
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>This was Trump's butler for 20 years
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>>73824639
That's amazing. Trump/Gilmore 2016
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>Savage saying Trump will be on next week
Jesus he bitches for a day about Trump "abandoning" him and they get to him. Love Savage and all but he is one hell of an egomaniac.
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>>73824349
You posted this picture and those exact words in a different thread faggot
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Remindee that /pol/ has become the SJW now, when they attacked a man who represented real conservative values and the american family. You all are a bunch of sniveling cowards...
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>>73824775
That was El Rato's response to fixing the elections and delegate selection process in Colorado and Wyoming.

I'm guessing the OP is using it ironically since Trump beat him at his own game.
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>>73824833
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>>73824639

For a literally who that was pretty great.
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>>73824833
Pretty based
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>>73824775
Thats what Cruz posted after the gop was messing with the rules against Trump few months ago.
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>>73824223
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>>73824854
go back to canada
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>>73824854
>they attacked a man who represented real conservative values and the american family. You all are a bunch of sniveling cowards...

Even Lindsay Graham has come around. This level of shitposting is no longer effective.
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>>73824249
>recieve more votes than any other republican in history of the primaries
>b-but it's only 4%!11!
THESE FUCKING GOYS
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>>73824781
Well I think she is a Trump Plant desu for rather obvious reasons
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>>73824757
RWDS really needs to get off the Blink 1488 shit.

I hated the original music and a fashy remake is only a little better
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>>73824602

This man has literally said nothing wrong.
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>>73824854
we /out-herod herod/ now
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>>73824913
Thanks, bro. I guessed I missed that too. Or didn't think about it because it was so long ago. I thought something new had happened.
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>>73824757
What's my race again has a powerful message. That was good
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>>73824266
>[Screaming in conservative values]
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>>73824434
And I taught only former disney channel starlets could go on such meltdown. sad benji
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>>73824854
Wow, this is the post that did it. I'm now a #cruzmissile
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>>73824583
This
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_National_Convention

Is Newt Gingrich going to be the VP?

Please, /pol/, that'd be boring. Anyone but him. Newt has no memes.
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>>73825004
A Trump plant?
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>>73824534
>Presidente de Los Estados Unidos
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To CaliforTrump:

If you're seriously downloading Windows 10, make sure to run the batch file which purges all bloatware and spyware 'apps' from the system. Also make sure to manually disable all the telemetry options in the options (Google this for specifics, otherwise Microsoft will Jew you and turn them on automatically again when you restart the PC). Turn off Windows Update in the Services and block all of Microsoft's Update server and telemetry collection center IP ranges in the host file.

Windows 10 can be good, but Microsoft insists on making it shit by being a literal botnet with built in keyloggers.

Windows 10 doesn't even let you turn off Windows Update in any options menu, it forces you to update their shitty spyware automatically when you turn off the PC; forcing you to go through long and excruciating sessions of getting fucked in the ass by Jewsoft whenever you start the computer. The only way of avoiding Windows Update is to turn off the service in the Services menu.
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>>73825204
He wants a moon base, and saved the republican party in the 90's. look up the Gingrich revolution.
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>>73825204
>Newt has no memes
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>>73824963
>>73824854
>>73824284
>>73824177
>>73824138
Excuse me weebs, this is a political board. There are many other boards for you degenerate autists too post on ie. >>>/mlp/.
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>>73825204
>Newt "moonbase by 2020" Gingrich has no memes
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>>73824757
pretty good shit
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>>73824639
I'm actually impressed.
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>>73824796

Is Anonymous even relevant anymore?
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>>73825204
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So, Trump is backing off his ban of Muslims?

How do you feel, Trumpeters? The soulless billionaire played you suckers to get ahead in the polls. Now he doesn't need you and your hateful, paranoid support.
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http://www.tucsonnewsnow.com/story/31921734/former-az-gov-brewer-open-to-being-trumps-vp-pick

Trump/Brewer 2016? Make Hispanics 2% Again? What are your thoughts guys?
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>>73825217
She works for Trump think about it
>She is Establishment personified and is running in the year where being anti-establishment is popular
>Trump paid her lots of money over the years
>She has obvious health problems and may go to jail next year
>Her Anti-Trump ads make Trump look good
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It doesn't take a political genius to figure out what went on at that meeting.
RYAN: "I have some real problems with some of your statements and positions."

TRUMP: "Don't worry about policy. I'm just saying this stuff to get elected. Once I'm in the White House I'll go along with whatever the Congressional leadership wants. Just leave the campaign part to me cause I know what I'm doing."

RYAN: "What about the down ballot elections?"

TRUMP: "They don't have to endorse me if it hurts them in the election. I can adjust my policy statements to win in the general election. I understand that."

RYAN: "OK, fine"
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>>73825217
Someone put into the race as an agent saboteur to make winning easier
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>>73824434

Shit form. Every line has a different amount of syllables. No flow.

Worst. Limerick. Ever.

Benji should stick to prose.
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>>73824114
Who keeps messing with the OP? Why did you take off Trump's twitter?
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>>73825204
No Newt is Chief of Staff
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>>73825238
Living in Commiefornia is suffering. My ballot has everything in fucking chinese too.
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>1 post by this ID
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I had hoped Ryan would join the Resistance.

Instead, like most of his party, he's going to support the Vichy Republicans.
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>>73825368
It's pretty foolish of him considering it regularly gets 65-70% approval in polling.
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>>73825375
Liberal butthurt would be ferocious
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>>73825368
He's not. Nice bait though.
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"Top is considering Newt Gingrich as vice president prompts musing as to whether and how two noted non-monogamists could use Bill Clinton’s sex scandals against Hillary Clinton.

The Newt, a part of the moral majority that really wasn't. A full on Regressive Party type that provids lip service only to personal responsibility unless of course they're the ones personally responsible.

The following borrowed from another commenter.

Gingrich has admitted that while he was pushing for Clinton’s impeachment, he was engaged in an affair with a Congressional aide. He stepped down as SoH in November 1998 prior to the impeachment vote in December.

Livingston succeed Gingrich. Livingston represented the party as Speaker-elect in the led up to the impeachment vote. On the day of the vote, Livingston announced he was resigning following revelations that he had engaged in an extramarital affair.

Dennis Hastert succeed Livingston. And now Hastert's scandalous deeds have finally come out.

How the moral majority did fall.
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>>73825024

Lol, tell him that. I like Mr. Rightside. Might do a video for that one next.
>>73825100
>>73825330
Thank you!
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>>73825368
he's just saying it so he can get mudslimes like you on board.
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>>73824316
10/10
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>>73825375

She's against illegals and would immediately lock down AZ against the democraps. Not my preferred pick, but fine with me.
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Really, this whole thing is totally overblown and ridiculous. Trump only cares about power; he hardly knows anything about policy. All those "policy" talking points from his stump speeches are just a bunch of hot air.

Case in point: the Muslim ban. He's already walked it back. Says he likes Sadiq Khan. If the party doesn't want it, he'll just walk away.

Ditto right down the line. Donny T just wants to be President, he doesn't have any particular idea of what he wants to do with that power. He will say whatever it takes to get elected. Now that he is fundraising from the usual GOP sources, they will seize control of the platform, and they will unify around Trump the personality.

This is the lowest, most dishonest political episode of my lifetime.
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>Hey, Anon, can I come over to your place and watch a Hillary rally with you?
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>>73825408
It doesn't take much of an idiot to make a post as shitty as yours.
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>>73825446
I didn't take it off but it was probably due to the character limit it was removed as the thing is almost maxing out at 1904 currently.
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>>73825408
>I'm just saying this stuff to get elected.
"I'm just saying this stuff to get elected."
I thought you assholes hated him for saying this stuff "just to get elected"
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I love Tila Tequila. Some say she is crazy, but I still love her.

Read her based tweets

https://twitter.com/AngelTilaLove
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>>73825592
Not even Hilary voters watch her rallys, that bitch just wants to get fucked like the liberal slut she is.
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>>73824349
>ANARCHISTS DON'T FOLLOW RULES, DUMBASS!

Well that's just cute.
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>>73825408
That makes no fucking sense.
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The thought of Trump in control of the nuclear codes is nightmarish.
Who knows what Trump would do in a fit of pique?
He has said he would not hesitate to kill the women and children of ISIS jihadists.
He wants to help Japan and S. Korea develop their own nuclear weapons.
He wants a U.S. military so powerful, the entire world will quake with fear.
He would "like to punch protesters in the face". (his words)
He makes fun of cripples.
He incites riots - which could lead to someone getting killed.
He says he could randomly shoot someone and still be admired.
And this nut-case wants to be president.
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>>73824648

Whenever any of the rally songs comes on the radio I get a huge shit-eating grin on my face.

One time I was driving into the city and heard Tiny Dancer, then heard You Can't Always Get What You Want on the way back out. Truly a blessed day.
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Paul Ryan will be "happy to serve as chair' of The Nuremberg Rally as well
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>>73825684
DELETE THIS
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Republicans are less evil, and less stupid, than we like to give them credit for. Yet they are coalescing behind Trump, who is MORE evil and stupid than we ever imagined.

This is good news for Clinton. If the GOP can get over what's left of its mind and its morals and support Trump, she can be reasonably certain that the Bernie or Bust movement is more bark, and not much bite.
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>>73824316
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>>73825704
Didn't you say he is just saying this shit to get elected though >>73825586
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>>73825534
>>73825586
Put more time in between your long paragraph posts. It will look more realistic. The way you do it now makes it obvious they were pre-typed.
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>>73825406
I doubt it. The Clinton crime family has been committing crimes for decades including drugs and terrorism. I think the "establishment" wants her as well to stay out of jail. ZOG members will be safe with her.

Trump paying her? That's a bridge too far for me.
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>>73825586
>>73825534
>>73825475
>>73825408
>>73825368
this is either a bot: becuase it's not talking to anyone, or a retard/troll
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>>73825204
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>>73825704

This is the minion poster. BAN THE ID.
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If the Republican party "unifies" in support of Trump, it will drive every decent person from the party.

No one will remain except the most ignorant and racist street thugs. It will be a party of fascist brown shirts.

The Republican party has been steadily moving in this direction for forty years. Trump will merely take the process to its logical conclusion: an American Nazi party.
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>>73825754
Didn't they change the name from Nuremberg to New Kabul?
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>>73825768
make me
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The Media's new line of attack is now
>STUPID TRUMPKINS HOW DO YOU FEEL THAT TRUMP IS NOT LITERALLY HITLER
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I hear the sound of a Ryan caving.

Of course, as with Nazi Germany, one day everyone who lost the nerve to stand up to Trump will claim that they were the dissenter to his leadership.
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>>73824796
>Anonymous
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>>73825592
New game:

>find hillary supporter
>tell her you're a #shillforhill
>take her home, start pounding her
>halfway through start yelling "TRUMP 2016 FUCK HILLARY FUCK BERNIE TRUMP WILL DEPORT THE SPICS"
>hold on tight as she recoils in triggered disgust
>enjoy the ride
>shoot her in the fucking face because anyone who thinks Hillary will make a good president is mentally deficient and should be cleansed from the face of the earth
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>>73824316
kek
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>>73825668
I thought she got banned?
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New Republican Motto announced today :-

>There are Lies, Damned Lies and 'Only Suggestions'
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>>73823013
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>>73825824
I mean Bill did get Perot to help him win twice
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Post God tier Trump posters and propaganda
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>>73825896
Man will they ever be shocked when that causes him to go up in the polls.
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>>73824888
reminds me of vimes butler in terry pratchetts discworld novels. All civilised and well behaved at work and after he enlists in the military he bites someones ear off
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>>73825945
>get charged with rape sometime in the next week
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>>73824888
>>73824833
>>73824798
Best Butler of the year, all years
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>>73825969
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR SHORT LIFE?
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>>73825314
Oh, it's you again.

>>73824854
Yep, that did it. I'm now a #CruzMissile preparing to #LaunchWithHer.
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>>73825314
This old pasts
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>>73825880
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UjnpGW84kL
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>>73826093
it's a shill/bot ignore and report
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>>73824639
This is actually a pretty fucking great ad
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>>73824796
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>>73826112
Here's a Lupin gif for you, someone should MAGA it
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Which Trump book should I read first? Art of the Deal or Crippled America?
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>>73826138
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fucking pupinia...
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>>73825360
http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/mccain-joni-ernst-would-be-a-tremendous-vp-pick/article/2590723
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Trumps butler did absolutely nothing wrong.
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>>73826236
Art of the deal is a classic and great starter
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>>73826138
Thanks for the reminder, Peru is based. ~awoo on peru!
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>>73825406
She is leaving the country in good hands.
Trump and Hillary are bringing it all down from within. You know hills hill cares about the white race
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>>73825592
Still to this day I haven't met an actually Hillary supporter. I live in Orange County CA. Where are they? I want to go see them.
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>>73826030

Have a rare Trump
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>>73826318
Well she is for abortion which killed Blacks and admired Goldwater
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>>73826236
Art of the Deal. Crippled America is the same stuff you've heard all campaign long
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>>73826268
You think they ever sat down and chatted together about the blacks?
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>>73824757
>Hillary Says America Has Never Stopped Being Great
Thought It wouldn't be as brutal as it was
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>>73826267
Yeah, I know. A broke clock is right twice a day.
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>>73826218
Yeah, he needs a hat
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>>73825408
>>73825368
>>73825830
>British Labour Party announces it will campaign for Clinton
>Muslim Labour Party Mayor of London announces he will campaign for Clinton
>Board gets filled with shills with UK flags saying le trump is le fooling you

Interesting.
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>>73826402
I always knew Alfred was Racist
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>>73825439
I tweeted this back to him:

Degeneracy & Ruination
Jews bring to our nation
and when we complain
they shriek in disdain
how can you forget the cremation
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>>73824854
ARE YOU CANADIAN
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>>73826384
They have pictures in blackface and said some things about Obama last election.
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>>73826328

Yell that you're looking for Abuela.
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>>73826402

He's like Alfred but better
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>>73825314
Who is m00t?
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>>73826367
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>>73826092
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>>73826402
What kind of fucking name is asawind suebsaeng?
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>>73825204
>Newt "Moonman" Gingrich has no memes
nice one
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Anybody have a good photo of Nathan "MAHALO" Paikai? Preferably a side profile.

MAGA
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>>73824114
Trump will get 1488 delegates.
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>>73826367
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>>73826267
McCain picked an idiot as his VP and Ernst is worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9Y24MFOfFU
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>>73825314

KILL YOURSELF DESU ^_^
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>>73826605
Them Asians man

That's probably southeast asian
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>>73826328
Huntington Beach here, I actually met a girl that said she was voting for Hillary, but she's the only one so far
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>>73826571
old people rage is fucking fantastic. My grandpa still refers to blacks as "bimbos". He doesn't even mean it in a negative way, it's just how he grew up
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>>73826502
Very good anon
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>Excuse me, but I am looking for my husband. Do you know where he is?
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>>73826459
why'd you reply to me?
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>>73826420
Palin 2 m8.
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>>73826738
>*loookengk
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>>73826513
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>>73826657
I love that ad. What's wrong with it?
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>>73826744
Because you mentioned they were probably trolls. They probably are, just trolls on Suckmadiq Khan's campaign staff instead of Hillary's PAC.
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>>73826879
kek, no fucking way
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>>73826402
WOW BASED
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>>73826502

Better than his effort, but the syllables still don't line up.

First, second, and fifth lines should be even. Third and fourth should match each other as well, which you got.

Template for the syllables below

da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA(-DA)
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA(-DA)
da-da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-DA(-DA)

t. limerick autist
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>>73826879
Lets not ruin their master plan.
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>>73826083

>but not with murder even though you shot her in the face
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>>73826236

Crippled America is great. It helped me realize who the zionist fake conservatives like Ben Shapiro are.

It's his JOB as a political analyst to read Crippled America. The contents of which outlined Trump's policies for all to read for MONTHS now. One of which was how he'd get Mexico to pay for the wall, it's no mystery, so the fact that CNN etc. say he doesn't go into detail is retarded.

Read his book.

A month or so ago Trump put what is in his books regarding Mexico paying for the wall on his website under his policies.

He said he could get Mexico to pay for the wall multiple ways:

>Freezing and confiscating illegal remittance fees (the cash spics are sending back to their countries)
>Increasing various border fees
>Tariffs
>Cutting foreign aid to Mexico

ALL OF WHICH WERE IN HIS BOOK.

FOR MONTHS.

Shapiro then, a month ago, after Trump posted the policy to his website posted an article along the lines of: "Trump's plan to get Mexico to pay for the wall is, shocker, actually decent."

????

Either he's a cheap jew that doesn't want to pay for Trump's book or he purposely is spinning his coverage of Trump because he's a paid shill by the Wilkes bros. and a Zionist.

PICK ONE.
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>>73824757

so i remember years ago a thread on stormfag asking whether the shitposters on 4chan can be 'awakened' or are they just being edgy for teh lols.

honestly i think its been a combo of both. much of this is for teh lols but its carrying the stormfag message all the same.

this was back when /b/ was funny and creative (although still mostly shit instead of all shit like atm)

funny that
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>>73825360
NO

FUCK THAT GLOBALIST BITCH

SHE'S EXTREMELY IN FAVOR OF TPP

SHE'S IN FAVOR OF THAT BILL THAT ALLOWS THE PRESIDENT TO SEND THE MILITARY ANYWHERE HE WANTS WITHOUT CONGRESS GETTING IN THE WAY

FUCK JONI ERNST
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>>73826782
Palin could not have lasted two hours in the Senate. Joni has been trained to kill you with her bare hands in 11 different ways. I don't think you guys follow as closely as you would have everyone believe.
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>>73826888
well, i would actually have said that they were bots, as it never reply's, but yeah it's trolling


i miss the rallies
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>yfw based Ryan withholding his endorsement is all part of the plan
>trump gets to maintain the image of being anti establishment, Ryan eventually caves, trump comes out looking like he unified the party through hard work and charisma
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>>73826866
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Yenn is best waifu.
Triss and Ciri are sluts.
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>>73826888
also, trips witnesed
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>>73826605

Sounds Thai.
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>>73826738
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>>73827133

Yenn is a nagging bitch who needs to get slapped in the fucking mouth.
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>>73826138
That's actually me, how did you know?
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>>73827034

>that picture

Fucking lost it.
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>>73827034
It's been obvious since the Fields thing that Shapiro is fucking insane or bought off.

Probably both.
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>>73825592
>Hillary rally
>One nation unnnn...... indisvisible! with liberty and justice for all!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N31_h3sGOM
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>>73826236
More of this girl?
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>>73827060
>Extremely in favor

Negotiations on the Trans-Pacific Partnership with 11 other countries in the Asia-Pacific region have concluded. Meanwhile, negotiations on the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership with the European Union continue, and I look forward to following them closely. In addition to the economic opportunities posed by these potential deals, we must also consider the potential strategic benefits of securing agreements with allies in two critical regions of the world.

http://www.ernst.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/key-issues?p=trade
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Is it possible Hillary drops out because she knows Trump will expose her or that the Dems superdelegates switch to Bernie because they realize that Hillary will get BTFO?
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>>73826944
yeah your right, twitter doesn't have enough characters for a proper limerick, and I was just trying to mock his pathetic attempt by using the same format and words
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>>73827060
>1 post by this ID
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>>73826328
Ayy were you at the Costa Mesa rally?
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>>73824602
based butler
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>>73826738
The White house
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>>73827156

"What're you having for dinner tonight Don?"

"Slav."
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>>73827360

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N31_h3sGOM
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>>73827116
>Based
>Ryan
Pick one and only one. If Paul Ryan is based then I'm the fucking pope.
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>>73827133
nice meme
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>>73827507
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>>73827464

Nah you did good.
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>>73827300
Yeah, she's a nagging bitch until she realizes she cares for you, once the curse is broken. The bitch literally believes it's all a fantasy.
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>yfw this happens
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>>73827060
I am committed to rolling back this red tape, and will continue to work on smart reforms to streamline our regulatory system so our businesses have the certainty, confidence, and flexibly they need to invest and expand.

In the Senate, I have supported:

S. 226 Regulations From the Executive in Need of Scrutiny Act of 2015 (REINS Act)
S. 1683 Searching for and Cutting Regulations that are Unnecessarily Burdensome Act of 2015 (SCRUB Act)
S. 2006 Regulatory Accountability Act of 2015
S. 1536 Small Business Regulatory Flexibility Improvements Act of 2015
S. 1820 Early Participation in Regulations Act of 2015

http://www.ernst.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/key-issues?p=jobs-economy-and-regulation
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>>73827727

Would rather fuck the slutty redhead who actually puts out
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>>73827753
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>>73827156

>Trump openly philandering in front of cameras
>people will actually vote for this

Fucking retards
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>>73827524
Hillary's going to bring everyone together by disrespecting the majority religion of America. I'm not religious but this is divisive for the sake of being divisive.
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MFW when Lindsay is now aboard the Trump train.

https://twitter.com/LindseyGrahamSC/status/730841352200699905?lang=en

Paul Ryan is now warming up too. Glenn Beck warmed up yesterday. All that leaves is little Ben and Guac man.
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>>73825794

You're going to be so anguished after Trump wins, I can't wait. I'm assuming that you'll come here to have a hysterical melt down. What I really hope is that after the meltdown you'll kill yourself, and will be even better if you stream it.
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>>73827864
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>>73827872
I'm not even religious but butchering the pledge of allegiance for her own political gain is astonishing.

Right there is all you need to know about what she will say to get elected.
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>>73827753
Fugg
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Is someone sliding the board today there's like an above average number of shit threads
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>>73827909
Little Ben will do it but Guac Man will never endorse Trump
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=== REMINDER ===

THANKS TO BERNIE THE COMMUNIST, MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS FROM AGES 18 TO 29 ARE OPPOSED TO CAPITALISM.

>>73818422
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>>73824114
Dubs decides who i vote for
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http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/12/white-house-president-obama-eager-campaign-donald-trump/

Be on alert and get ready to counter King Nigger once the GE begins.
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>>73827939
I think the morons replying to him are sitting in the same mosque, right next to him on their little bath mats having a giggle.
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>>73827983
>>73827939

What, you're saying that kind of behavior isn't indicative of his personality?

I'm willing to ignore the fact that he's a pervert and breaks solemn and holy vows, but if he is still fucking around then I don't know how anyone can support him
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>>73828064

THE DON YOU FUCKING KEK.
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>>73828064

write in Ben Shapiro
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>>73824434
Worst limerick i've ever read, doesn't even flow. Sad!

also sad to even label a limerick as poetry
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>>73828064
Gilmore
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>>73828064
Write in Jeb!
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>>73827983
bill is really dying, is he?
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