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>>73747724
Make my color brown, name me ISIS Global Caliphate and set me up in London.
>Aboriginal Expeditionary Force
>Orange
>Madrid
>>73747724
Make me pink, name me New Europe, and set me up in Sicily/Lower Naples
>Canada
>Iceland
>light Blue
how many to start?
>Germany
>Red
>4th Reich
>>73747724
>bottom right
>violet
>syrup
Don't know much geography
how are you guys doing tonight?
>>73748511
I had a fight with my mother who was defending Hillary, so not great
>>73747892
want to ally
>>73748560
I didn't know canadians were that invested in US politics
>>73748511
I discovered that going to University will probably ruin me and I'm not sure I'll even get a job after getting my degree.
I don't know what to do. I have severe anxiety and stress from all of this. I'm staying up late, getting barely any sleep and I can't focus on anything.
I just want to live and work, /pol/. I just want a job.
>>73748696
It's lonely up here with only weed and meese. Plus my family is American.
>>73747724
>Green
>Start in Moscow
>Russian Empire
>>73748732
What are you doing man?
>>73748732
>not learning how to weld
enjoy not getting $15 starting and up to $250,000 a year
>>73748696
Provincial and Federal...
Too much to follow.
>>73748818
Computer Science. Not doing so well. Will probably get btfo by Indians.
>>73748822
Weld what?
>>73747892
Actually deal me out, my sleep medication is kicking in and I won't be around soon.
>>73748592
sorry senpai I'm leaving. Idk these rules in these threads but you can have my territory if thats possible.
>>73748933
weld metal, you dip
>>73748981
>P..P..P..P-PLEASE BE A TRADIE
pathetic
Round 1
put your bonus in your name or I won't count it.
>>73748981
Why would I weld metal?
>>73749048
>start in sicily and south naples
>north naples
other than that
move north to firenze and capture rome if possible
>>73749048
Grab Valencia and then Barcelona. Spills towards Bilbao and Sevilla
>>73749106
High pay. Are you any good at programming?
>>73748939
>>73749048
deal me out senpai I was isis global caliphate.
>>73749048
Expand to the potato.
>>73749048
Reinforce land in Iceland. Spill goes to Norway.
>>73749106
money my lad
tons of opportunities too, with all the jobs moving here from china
>>73749048
Expand around myself
>>73749147
I'm not a ""good"" programmer. I'm just the average programmer. Nothing special. I can do what it needs to be done, I guess.
>>73749207
Not my thing.
THE MEME CALIPHATE HAS ARRIVED
START ME IN SWEDEN FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
>>73749048
Starting in Damascus
Any color
Vlad's army
Take Haifa
>>73749048
Start in Budapest
>Volvo Republic
>Teal
>>73749202
acknowledge pali OP
>>73749329
Well programming is a pretty open market. I suggest getting practice and working for a big company. It's not high-paying, and it sucks out your soul, but it's a decent living, and not too fancy.
>>73749329
you don't get to pick and choose lad
either welding or physical labor
otherwise you have to go to college
it sucks
>>73749344
>>73749360
>>73749445
get out please
>>73749470
barely even minimum wage
>>73749473
Go fuck yourself you whiny faggot.
>>73749556
>starting 20 minutes late
>>73749132
I propose a NAP
>>73749614
how about an alliance
>>73749669
sure
>>73749537
I guess decent living isn't the right way to put it. Honest hard work would be more accurate, though I'm not an authority on the topic.
>>73749611
>omg you joined a game right as it starts when it lasts hours!!!1!1!!! I hate competition! I can't win that way!!!1!!
>>73749473
YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE
OP PUT ME IN STOCKHOLM AND REV UP THOSE MUSSELMEN
>>73749742
>inb4 0
>>73749742
Kek I've played with you before..i was corn
MUPDATE WHEN
>>73747724
Red
Switzerland Germany litchenstine Austria
4th reich
>>73749800
>two zeros
spoopy
I can't really roll until the new map gets posted so until then I shitpost. Unless you wanna be a cuck and count my first post as my roll which was 44 dubs.
>>73749814
ayy my nigga corn, what's up
>>73749872
>claiming 1/8th of Europe
get out
>>73749872
somebody already did it you unoriginal queer
Round 2
Latecomers still welcome :^)
>>73749862
I was waiting for Germany to roll.
>>73749872
If 4th Reich doesn't roll then just take over for them.
>>73749958
Move North to St Petersburg.
>>73749048
Start in Istanbul
Byzantine Emperor
Purple
>>73749958
push through firenze to milan
>>73749958
Take bairut haifa and tel aviv
Spills reinforce the east
>>73750040
pali :)
>>73750026
added.
>>73749958
Get Bilbao, Sevilla and then Gibraltar. Spills Toulose
>>73749958
INVADE MEMES
>>73749958
Expand downwards towards oil
>>73749958
Fill and spill into Austria
>>73749898
It's going well im about to fuck up some whiny pink fag in Italy.
>>73749958
Rolled.
>>73750108
check this pali>>73750040
>>73750164
Checked
>>73749958
DEFEND AGAINST CANADAMAN, DEFEAT HIM IF POSSIBLE
>>73750089
YOU MADMAN
>>73750231
wew
>>73750294
my gets are always so shitty lmao
corn can attest to this
>>73750366
>DUBS WHEN IM NOT ROLLING
IT
ALWAYS
HAPPENS
>>73750366
check'd
too bad it wasn't during your roll :^)
>>73750366
checked
but check this
>>73750040
Where are you going to expand? I'm going to be spreading the Dreamtime into France so I'd appreciate if you left that for me
>>73750461
fug
>>73750366
Kek that's how it always works
>>73750488
double fug
>>73750505
Wow.
>>73750477
i get savoy and switz, you get rest
>>73750424
>>73750477
>>73750488
>>73750505
checked
>>73750573
wew lad
3750573
please count this pali get op
>all these gets
I swear the mods troll these threads
Round 3
>>73750127
How am I supposed to add territories if you don't tell me where to add them?
>>73750636
>>73750656
check'd
>>73750710
Take St Petersburg
>>73750710
Take Gibraltar then Toulose and Bordeax
>>73750710
Fill the city in Austria then go towards Czechoslovakia
>>73750710
move east to austria and croatia to cut off the huns
get venezia if possible
>>73750710
EXTERMINATE THE MEMES
spill goes into norway
>>73750710
for life
push le weedman back into his SHITTY SYRUP SUCKING WEED PALACE
>>73750710
Expand towards Mecca and Medina
>>73750797
>>73750710
check dat Pali, spill up to that 'Wheat' in France
>>73750848
>>73750846
EAT SHIT AND DIE
CHECK MY 848
>>73750971
check this >>73750573
your palis are shit
This went from a risk thread to a help a sad college student thread to a get thread to memes
Can I jump in?
If so
Finland
any color is fine
Al-Shabaab
>>73750710
Expand to Bulgaria
>>73751099
>>73748511
>>73748777
>>73748818
>>73748822
>>73748933
>>73748939
>>73749202
>>73749344
>>73749454
>>73749611
>>73749669
>>73749707
>>73749800
>>73749898
>>73750040
>>73750366
>>73750424
>>73750477
>>73750488
>>73750505
>>73750573
>>73750636
>>73750656
>>73750797
>>73750800
>>73750838
>>73750848
>>73751099
>>73751233
>>73750710
Marc's Caliphate of Yung Gemmy appreciation
Brown East russia
>>73751353
check'd
>>73751353
>another one
jesus h christ
>>73751382
I'm making you green
>>73751589
Why?
Reminder
>put your bonus in your name or I won't count it.
>>73749048
Round 4
>>73751639
Because I'd already put Al-shablabla as brown a few seconds before you joined and I can't be fucked switching them.
>>73751803
Take Yaroslavl.
>>73751803
Fill Bulgaria
hey OP how do bonuses work? is it those cities people have + resources with + signs?
>>73751803
Alright my man
Expand towards Perm
fill in the gaps and capture ljubljana
if any points are left over, get munchen
>>73751803
exterminate Canada
>>73751859
yes.
>>73751803
Take Belgrade and the city in Romania, then expand north into Poland
>>73751803
Continue war on memes
>>73751803
Take Nantes and go for Paris. If spills take that thing in Morrocco near Gibraltar and start toward Marseille.
>>73752060
>060
Thank you for the pali based kek
>>73751928
you only have +2 (Stockholm)
>>73752060
do you want a NAP?
i'll respect your rights to everything east of what i have now, germany, and croatia
>yfw wanna play but rules too complicated
Convince me to join and play and wipe all you cucks out with my superior skill
>is op mupdating quickly
>>73752111
pathetic waste of trips
>>73752069
>>73751803
69get OP
Spills by heading to Calais and Britain
>>73752166
Are you saying you want Germany and Croatia or that they're mine? Also yes I accept your NAP
>>73751803
Expand left evenly
>>73752219
>rules too complicated
get out
>>73752119
Ah ok, forgot I had to annex them separately
did I murder Canadaman?
>>73752265
i'll never attack anything east of that
>>73752221
It still would be less than my pali
>>73752310
Alright cool. I want enter Germany then
>>73752376
Won't*
>Orthodox Christendom Kingdom
>Any Location
>Any color
>>73752277
Fuck ogg m8 everything's complicated when your off on adderal and alcohol
>>73752306
he still has 3 Ts in Norway.
>>73752457
Fuck off druggie
>>73752457
all you have to do is say
>move here
op does the hard work
>The Golden Horde
>Start in Perm
>Tan color
Round 5
>>73752310
Your bonus is 6 now. You haven't captured Milan.
>>73752621
Perm is about to be taken.
>>73752503
you sure? I thought he only had 5 left before I attacked, and 13-7 is six
>>73752693
Take Nizhny
>>73752693
Kekian Magocracy
Greenest color available
Egypt
>>73752693
You didn't add me OP
Anyways, for this second turn just expand me to wherever you wish.
>>73752407
>>73752693
ohshitson
situate me in Valograd then friend
>>73752693
Take Calais and London
Spills toward Birmingham and Amsterdam
>>73752693
Expand to Greece
>>73752693
finish filling the gaps and move north to zurich, filling in milan
>>73752693
Take the Polish cities and then expand into the Ukraine.
>>73752693
spend all tiles to remove Canada if it's not a mistake and he's alive (I'm 99% sure he died last round)
expand to Aland and take all cities I'm touching and use leftovers to expand if he's dead and it was a mistake, use leftovers to expand tiles im touching in Sweden to the south
>>73752693
KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT
PROGRESSIVISM MUST LIVE ON
>>73752693
Reinforce Samaaa spill towards perm
>>73752779
>any location
no. Choose a location if you want to play.
>>73752693
>>73752779
Will I be added next round OP? I've all ready rolled twice btw.
>>73752693
Expand left evenly again
>>73752904
In Crimea then, and for my second turn, expand towards Kiev
>>73752843
you had a good run lad
your trudeau pics were fucking hilarious, thanks for the fun
have one of my favorite 930 turbo pics
>>73752993
I added my name in my tag, sorry for not doing it before
>>73752693
>>73752277
>>73752556
>>73752560
All right my bad cool cats. I was reading all that complicated retarded shit on the right of the map
Grab your nuts cjz I'm coming in
>>73752693
Iron pill
Light blue? I think? I can see colors cuz of the redshift on my iPad
Start me off by the oil on the far right middle under that water
>>73753115
you know he's still in Iceland, right?
>>73752843
you're not dead m8, you still have the North Sea
>>73753115
>>73753234
>>73752779
Get a name and a trip u dumb nig
>>73752971
NAP?
If you don't enter the Sinai then I won't go east of it.
>>73753322
>>73753234
Am I having a stroke? Iceland's not the same color
>>73752693
Take Jerusalem Beirut and Aleppo
Sorry for missing for a while there
>>73753380
its reinforced
>>73753367
Yeah sure man
>>73753380
Look at the key, each country has two potential coloures
>>73753492
I am become retard
destroyer of well played games
>>73752693
Third to last color (that lovely, deep dark green)
Kievan Rus
Kyev
Hope I'm not too late here.
>>73753669
you're just in time to get wrecked
>>73753669
Prepare to get btfo
>>73753669
Nice color right
Round 6
No more new players. If you want to join, play as 5th Reich.
>>73753695
>>73753724
It's fine, I'm pretty tired anyway. Also, I joined late as fuck, I'd blow me the fuck out too.
>>73753906
Get that wheat South of Kyev. Then, head straight East.
>>73753822
It's lovely.
>>73753906
push north into munchen, aim for nurnberg
>>73753906
Southward to Cairo!
>>73753906
Get the three cities to my left and spill left
>>73753990
>>73753906
Actually, don't go East. Just kill Crimean player.
>>73753906
Take Birmingham, Southampton, Cardiff and Leeds and spills toward Brussels
>>73753906
Expand towards Vordnezh, for the Khagan
>>73754008
bonus is +9, sorry
>>73753906
Expand into Eastern Ukraine, with the objective of capturing Rostov-on-Don
>>73753906
Reinforce perm and the three territories around samaaa and perm
>>73753906
Expand northwards to meet the Finnish borders.
>>73753990
bro, we live in a world of giants. wanna ally?
>>73754045
you can't change your move after you post it
>>73754100
who the hell are you? use a trip
>>73753906
Fill in borders, don't expand into new territories or attack others. Just fill in the territories I already have plots in.
>>73754100
Forgot my tag, sorry.
Also, defend against any attacks of course.
also
>check 'em dubs
>>73753906
Take the rest of Greece
>>73754166
Peace bro?
>>73754242
>4242
wew
>>73753906
renew attack on memes
>>73753906
Claim Goterberg, expand North up to that timber resource in Northern Sweden, defend against syrupnigger
Also OP he has to cross the sea to attack now right?
>>73753906
Expansion
>>73754246
i ain't got no problem with syrup friend
my captcha was pancakes anyway
>>73754329
specify where
>>73754323
If I have enough left over claim that timber resource once I reach it OP, put all leftovers after that into filling up southern Sweden
Op can we cede land?
>>73754188
Some OPs will allow it, as long as you use your original roll.
>>73754166
The Golden Horde historically kicked the Rus into nonexistence.
I'm down to change history. Consider me your ally.
>>73754438
together, we'll forge a destiny of meager existence under the boot of larger powers.
To all my weaker neighbours, if you come north of this line then you will be destroyed.
>>73754547
wew
mad cuz muscovites wiped their ass with your ass
>>73754597
what part of Russia you from lad?
>>73754633
we wuz khans n shiet
>>73754633
Do you know if land ceding is allowed
>>73754597
A fine border.
>>73754664
Ingria
>>73753906
Defend
If not attacked then take Beirut and Aleppo
Spills reinforce the eastern territories
>>73754756
some ops allow it
>>73754412
Evenly in all directions>>73754329
>>73754597
understood
>>73754704
Alliance?
>>73753906
Taking over 5th Reich and expanding.
>>73754597
Be careful with such words. Even lesser nations could stomp you if they all teamed up. (You) vs 2+ others should almost always be avoided.
>>73754928
Stay out of the Lowlands or I will crush you
>>73754919
i've hit my limit, but i'll accept a non aggression treaty
>>73754950
We shall see.
>>73754983
All right my man
>>73754597
I, as the true Caliph of Italy, declare the formation of an Islamic coaltion to drive this Russian menace from rightful barbarian clay. Will any others join my cause?
>>73754950
I would fight for a fellow Russian's rightful clay. Here's your (You).
Who likes /hashbrowns/ here
>>73754928
use a trip you dip
>>73755121
I do
>>73755121
/hashbrowns/ are delicious
>>73755130
Take the Arctic fish and then invade Finland with the spill.
>>73755082
Considering you would not be doing any of the fighting given your position that is very interesting of you.
>>73755130
Fill Poland, is land ceding allowed op
>>73755130
claim vordonezh and the potatoes, spill goes to reinforcing my borders starting at the edges of Valgograd
>>73755130
Is that golden area to my left unattended? If unattended invade, if attended cut under
Reinforce Kazan and three Territories around it spill upwards
>>73755130
Attack the Orthodox Christendom Kingdom.
>>73755130
To Berlin!
>>73755130
Expand south
>>73755130
move west to frankfurt and if any points are left over, land in tunis
>>73755130
Invade Kievan Rus, with the primary objective of capturing Kiev
Defend against all attacks
>>73755230
Spill into filling around the southern cities. Do not attack
>>73755189
that's why i'm trying to get a northern port
>>73755130
March westward along the coast, aiming for those two cities.
>>73755288
>>73755130
Please check my repeating digits. Thank God this is the type of map where that means something.
>>73755130
Take Brussels, Glasgow and Dublin. If Canada goes for Glasgow kick him off Britain.
Spills toward taking Amsterdam.
>>73755393
>>73755130
3d Pali
>>73755130
Take "Kobnhavn" it looks like, touching my souther border
Expand into Northern Finland, Reinforce those Finnish tiles
Claim North Sea Oil and Fish
those are in order of what I'd like depending on roll
Im about to go. If OP allows it I'll cede my land to someone. I'm leaning towards new europe or meme caliphate because we go way back. Any bidders?
>>73755130
keep attacking memes
>>73755393
Would you like NAP? I will stay out of UK
>>73755462
Alliance?
>>73755417
>>73755130
Oh and use the spills from my Pali to take Marseille and head for the Oil in Algeria
>>73755517
I would like to enter into the bid
>>73755541
Sure, I have no more Northward ambitions after Britain and Benelux
>>73755130
Defend
If not attacked take the fish in the sea and Aleppo
Bonus 9
>>73755517
Don't allow quite cedes, it kills the game.
>>73755314
>>73755130
Oh shit, I didn't realized you can reinforce land.
OP may you PLEASE, allow me to just reinforce my northern front?
>>73755659
Hey dude sorry for attacking you but I said attack only if you were gone, so it should be good. Want to NAP?
>>73755740
Bonus is +5 btw, not +3
>>73755561
deal, expand into the Russian's territory so he has to deal with you. I'll repay your kindness I promise.
Also OP defend against Canadaman obviously as first priority
>>73755687
This, I'd say just delete his land and make it white again.
>>73755517
I want your land but it just ain't fair to the game desu
>>73755740
You're really scared of dying, aren't you?
>>73755687
agree with
>>73755813
>This, I'd say just delete his land and make it white again.
>>73755517
just quit
say you are quitting and make people take over your land
>>73755882
make sure OP knows too
>>73755130
Take the rest of Crete
>>73755306
>land in tunis
I'd like a clear passageway to expand eastward through Africa
AL-SHABAAB YOU HERE?
also NSA fuck off if this trips an algorithm
I have to go friends. I am quitting. I am sorry, please whoever takes my land make sure to treat my people well, stomp out the degeneracy and keep the Volvo factories spiffy.
>>73755601
Sorry friend I'm not going to quit cede, I've seen the light however I wish you the best of luck
>>73755813
>>73755882
>>73755920
You are honorable men. Until next time I say farewell. Meme, youre a true friend. Next time I'll see you as corn once again.
>>73756006
Hello Mediterranean neighbor.
Would you be interested in a NAP?
There's a massive power vacuum in the East now lads
>>73756019
africa is not rightful abo clay
you already have a lot lad
>>73756208
lub u corn, have a good sleep
>>73756208
;_;
>>73756208
Well I could certainly help out here.
Put me in coach
>>73756253
Okay but Algeria is mine
>>73756364
sure
>>73755766
NAP accepted as long as you haven't taken any of my land
>>73756006
27 spill, where to?
>>73756423
If OP does their job and reads my movement post fully then it's all cool
>>73756515
OP am I being penalised for leaving gaps in my land?
>>73756233
you ally with him i go over and kick your ass
OP still alive?
>>73756605
>Implying you could
Anyway, I'm just trying to avoid drowning in a 27 spill tsunami.
>>73756686
Considering he posted a couple minutes ago...
>>73756707
>>73756686
checked
I could take over for the leaver op just saying
>>73756006
where are you byzaboo
Round 8?
>>73756686
I'm alive. I made noodles at the beginning of the round so it took a bit longer than usual.
>>73756515
You will be next turn. I always give players warning if I'm about to penalize them.
>>73756849
then quote him to tell him that, put on a name as well
>>73756849
he's still among us...lurking...memeing....
>>73756936
Kill the Orthodox Christendom Kingdom. Note my updated bonus.
>>73756936
That last part was meant for >>73756596
>>73756936
Expand into Romania.
>>73756233
Sure thing, famalam.
>>73756936
Take over Turku fill unoccupied Finland and Karelia. Any spill go to expanding west from Ingria.
>>73756936
Onward to Tripoli, sticking to the coast and claiming that minor city on the way.
>>73756936
Op you forgot my last roll
>>73755286
Attack the russians
>>73756936
Expand south and west
Don't attack purple
Hail purple where u at Senpai
Still in the game? If so its NAP time
>>73756936
Here is the priority of what I want
1. Fix gaps in tiles so I don't get penalised
2. Take Amsterdam
3. Take Porto
4. Take Oil in Algeria
>>73756936
Recapture the wheat region and defend against attacks
>>73756936
attack memes
>>73756936
push into wien and annex if possible. if else, fill in the gross pockets in naples and move north to 4th reich
>>73756936
with my new bonus, head south and attack the orthodox christendom at Rostov in solidarity with my ally
>>73756936
Small buffer for my cities, then fortify.
>>73756936
>>73757166
Dubs spill to Constantine and Algiers
>>73756936
claim north sea oil to my west, then all remaining tiles to reinforcing my eastern border, make sure to priority reinforce Aland
If the Russian has little chips to spill into Finland because of his attack from Marc however I want to half-reinforce and half spill into Finland, including his chips
>>73757099
>doubles
nice one cold-brother
>>73757243
I will warn you, if you get involved in this war it will be you that I focus upon.
>>73756936
Take Aleppo Antiok and kuzey
Spills towards Malatya
Bonus 10
>>73757004
Why don't we settle for a truce and I keep Crimea and eastern Ukraine and you get Western Ukraine and then leave our separate ways. There's a bunch of new territory in Europe for you to conquer, but you're squandering that with this pointless war.
>>73757287
I am ready to defend the meme caliphate
>>73757243
inshallah, brother
>>73757370
You are not his ally.
>>73757166
Oh dear Kek you're becoming The Blob.
>>73757338
>pointless
wew
>>73757393
i can still declare a seperate war
i don't get the ally truce timer though
>>73757287
You're already next to me. It's in my best interest to deter you now with a show of strength. You have less chips to go after me if you're defending against Marc.
He'll bleed you, taking your bonuses, crawling up your ass, etc.
We need to talk Northern Border. I want all of Finland.
>>73757243
>>73757515
i'll defend you if you sign a NAP
i am prepared
>>73757338
But I want the wheat.
Also, I will convert to Orthodoxy, but only if you declare me a saint.
>>73757486
You can but you would suffer an enormous penalty by coming over here to fight the war. Basically, you are being autistic.
>>73757515
>We need to talk Northern Border. I want all of Finland.
Get fucked Yankee scum.
>>73756936
New thread please OP for next turn we are being saged
>>73757397
Dreamtime must be spread at all costs
>>73757620
Be prepared my man
I'm strapped
>>73757515
I will give you a NAP on the condition you allow me to have the North Sea Oil near Britain. You can ofcourse have the one further North.
>>73757589
>enormous penalty
Praha +2
Wroclaw +1
Warsawa +2
Kaliningrad +1
Danzig +1
Riga +1
Minsk +1
or I could just get a baltic port and invade from there
i'm allied with blob anyways
>>73757563
Deal. Consider it formalized. I want Northern Germany. We can build a tile-wall dividing the map in half roughly where the Berlin wall was.
Also I have a special request. Would you cede me Stuttgart? I want the Porsche Factory. I'll cede you a city of equal value.
>>73757716
Read the rules. If your land does not connect or has gaps in it you suffer penalties.
>>73757757
>ignoring naval invasion
you can't really do much but
a. counterattack all the ports
b. fortify
connecting's not that hard either
>>73757754
you can have everything north of hamburg, including hamburg
>>73757906
Also if you are treating a NAP like a de-facto alliance you would be breaking the alliance rule.
>>73757906
I'd like Berlin and below. I'll give you 60% of Poland in return.
Also I'd still like the Stuttgart Outpost Deal as well. I love Porsches.
>>73757585
I will give you what and grant Olga sainthood, however, I would need some window into Europe. Is the attached picture a good compromise? You're keeping the wheel in this picture.
>>73758126
>an enclave
Jesus, I honestly don't see how this is gonna work out. Give me a second to think here.
>>73757906
Are you intending to take Praha? If I strike this deal with Orthodox Christendom Kingdom, it's gonna force me to go west. I'm not interested in anything further than Czech, but that might be too close for your comfort.
