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/CRUZ/ GENERAL: The Delegates, Donald Edition
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You cannot get to 1237 delegates, Donald.
The second ballot is waiting for me.

We CruzMissiles have the best memes
Get over here Donald
you sniveling coward
Keep Heidi out of your mouth little man

TRUMP BTFO!!!

>Delegates
Truth Telling Ted & Courageous Carly: 546
Deceivin' Sniveling Coward: Who Cares
Geez Oh Golly: Pancakes

>Volunteer for Cruz:
https://www.tedcruz.org/volunteer/

>Donate to Cruz:
https://www.tedcruz.org/l/conservatives-are-uniting-2/

>Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina on HANNITY 4/29/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28LqqfudWe4

>IN GOV MIKE PENCE ENDORSES CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivKPNYrbA2c

>Ted Cruz ANNOUNCES Carly Fiorina as VP Pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtk7L1GKT2I

>Insiders to Trump: No majority, no nomination.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/insiders-to-trump-no-majority-no-nomination-221219

>CRUZ HUMILIATES TRUMP, CALLS HIM A SNIVELING COWARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9slvYjAaS3U

>Ted Cruz destroys dindu in debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ye1KDm3t4Q

>Can't Heckle the Conservative Cruzader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFI9QAbrKnw

>Ted Cruz doesn't fall for Liberal "Gottchya" BS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BWRfOGB2M

>Global Warming Retards killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw

>Ted Cruz BTFO liberal media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLfaXzgE-0

>Donald Trump put in place vs a True Conservative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME

>Trump Only Candidate to Lose to Hillary Clinton
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/

https://www.tedcruz.org/

http://www.ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Cruz.htm

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awoo~
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>>73702517
MAGA
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seten willz it
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>>73702453
He needs less than 25% of the remaining delegates.
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Don't try it Dahnald. I have the high hairline.
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>>73702453
face it reddit, you lost. no kindly fuck off and leave us to our own devices.
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>>73702636
Her ankles look fat. Eww
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>>73702453
California alone will be enough to give Trump the remaining delegates...
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We'll see you at the convention Sleazy Donald. You're time is almost up.
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>>73702453
canadian flag

lol
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What will YOU being doing on Cruz's next victory night?
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>>73702788
Fuck off.
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How could anyone support somebody with a face like that. Looks like the kind of man who watches your daughter get undressed from across the street.
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>>73702796
Cali does not like trump. it will be like CO
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>"Get over here Donald
>you sniveling coward
>Keep Heidi out of your mouth little man"

However, as Ted finished his morning confidence routine in the mirror, the reality set in and he grappled with the bathroom door handle due to the rapidly increasing levels of sweat on his palms. Today would be a good day, he desperately lied to himself, feeling the harsh sting of the truth being to build at the back of his head.

After a long day of campaigning, Ted returned home. As he opened the door he called out "h-hey honey, I had a great day, I really feel like I influenced some people into voting for me today, I could still win this, you know." Unfortunately, these words echoed unanswered in the dark, empty apartment. As Ted shuffled over to the breakfast bar, he remembered the revolver in the top drawer; fighting back tears he pulled the heavy lump of metal out from under the loose playing cards and emergency socks that, until then, had hidden it from sight. Opening his mouth, the faint odour of black powder made his nostrils pulse with a weak sting as the muzzle passed his thin, snake like lips and came to rest gently on the roof of his mouth.

Sobbing, Ted knew he hadn't the courage to complete the act and returned the pistol to its resting place. Someday, he knew he'd be able to complete the act but that day seemed a very long way off as the cold, stained, dusty linoleum put creases in his polyester pants.
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>>73702453
I'm a #carsonarsonist now
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>>73703114
>being
*begin, stupid autocorrect.
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>>73703027
I look nothing like Ted Cruz
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>>73703154
AWAKEN!
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Ted Cruz molested his daughters
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>>73702698

He won't get his support is dropping harder than a hot potato
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>>73703399
This gets me every time.
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>Cruz General
>OP is a leaf
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