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TRUMP GENERAL - BREAKFAST WITH TRUMP EDITION
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NEBRASKA AND WEST VIRGINIA VOTE TODAY!

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA/MT/NJ/NM/SD: June 7th

Trump supporters build wall
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/education/students-erect-trump-wall-at-the-university-of-washington/

CROOKED HILLARY
>What Hillary Really Represents
http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/what-hillary-clinton-really-represents/
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule

TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES
>Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSabeGChdAI
>Spokane, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I0NbF34cd8
>Trump on Fox Business 5/9/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85dy53V4Elg

ENTERTAINMENT
>The Idiocy of Trump Haters Exposed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h3lnX1l5hA
>GOP Forgets to Water Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sOcpc8J77Y
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>New Moon Man Album – Camel FuKKKer II
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Trump to the TOP!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJJEohBHgrg
>Blink 1488 - What's My Race Again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Cinnamon Toast Life-Guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BOhjkww3QA

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

SGOPET
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
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THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
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You guys say that the GOP is dead or was dying, and sending Trump up to the plate would finish them off. Well. You did it.

It was actually pretty healthy though, we had a majority in both houses, a large number of governorships (even in blue states) and a healthy growing base of young conservatives.

But you had to fucking break it.
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AWOOOOO!
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Voter turnout by party for past primaries
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r8
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I caught Ted Cruz in my backyard looking for delegates.

What do
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When will we get the voting results?
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>>73604222
>>>/b/
>>>/trash/
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>>73604222
DELETE THIS
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>>73604210
Okay. 6/10.
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Rush talking about some El Rato radio interview today, wherein Cruz said he might come back into the race.

I do NOT trust El Rato to not try and fuck things up for Trump.
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MAGA
A
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>>73604192
Next, the Dem Libs.
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>>73604253
Give him cheese
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>>73604071
awuuuuz~ment!
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>>73604253
Pack it in with wax and explosives and shoot it out of a PVC pipe.
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>>73604253
CUT THE FUCKER'S HEAD OFF
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>>73604253
give him the cheese
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>>73604087
Awoo poster why are you so smug?
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>>73604267
Around same time as last time, and the time before that. around 6-7 bongs from now depending on several variables.
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>>73604253
Make a tiny MAGA hat for him.
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>>73604210
VA and IA red, PA blue. Nevada might go red.
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>>73604253
Trump does not approve of torturing animals anon. While although he may look like Cruz, that rat is innocent
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>>73604253
Hand him over to the Canadians so he can go back to his natural environment.

Make sure you don't hurt the Cruz: he's a rare and endangered species on suicide watch.
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>>73604435
>PA blue

not this time m8
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What's he doing right now?
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>>73604071
MAGA
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>>73604087
Someone wanted this last night.
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>>73604481
Didn't he want to use waterboarding against isis?
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Is the pocket hose any good?
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REMINDER
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>>73604435
Why do you think VA will go red?
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>>73604253
Let him sleep with the fishes.
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>>73604481
>>73604567
Maybe something WORSE than waterboarding.
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>>73604563
>DC not blue
Other than that good map
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>>73604508
Hillary will have to fight for them, but PA and NY will go blue. You can't overturn 150+ years of Democratic shenanigans overnight.

They'll go red in 2020, however.
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>>73604555
That's me, thank you very much!
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>>73604253
drown it in a garbage can
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>>73604605
Its pretty cool. Definitely better than the old rubber hoses.
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>>73604618
Illness? She's going to fucking kill him.
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>>73604785
Here's the other
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I'm most curious to see the backlash after Hillary startup stream rolls him.

Pretty much the election that will overly underscore the fact that white males are not in control.

I'm convinced that will make a number of them go bat shit crazy.
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>>73604563
DC and MN will go blue. Establishment HQ and ISISville will never support Trump.
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>>73604567
>I see what you did there
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>>73604854
dumbass
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MAGA
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>>73604071
So who else here was told "stfu man Trump is the nominee" "it's over man trump won, relax" when trying to urge people to keep voting?

Now Rato says he will restart his campaign. See what happens when you rest on your fake laurels? Bad things happen. Bad things...

Hopefully the rat voters stay home today. That's the only way trump is winning NE.
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>/r/ing a meme of this picture with Kasich as Galactus
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How is this man not president right now?
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Ahead of schedule and under budget!
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>yfw joe was "sick" today
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>>73604999
Nice digits, but who?
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Bernie supporters are not going to vote for Hilalry
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Will they try to eternally stump the Trump by going the JFK route?
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>>73604949
>says the thumbnail
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>>73605080
They hate each other now right?
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>>73605029
>>73604962

I still can't believe the madman revealed his powerlevel like that.

MAGA
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>>73605191
>thinking bullets can penetrate Trump's golden helm
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>>73604210
Most probably Trump win. But it's not likely he'd take PA and OH without also taking MI.

CO and VA are the real swing states this election, except they won't matter if FL and OH are in the bag.
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>>73605049
Notice how little campaign money Cruz spent. He had almost no grassroots support and is nearly completely backed by SuperPACs.
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>>73605106
Galactus is a planet eater. He devours entire galaxies and solar systems. Om nom nom.
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>>73605080
He was. Got it?
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>>73604618
you mean like the Biden, my sons last wish was for me to win the presidency"
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>>73605080
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>See spic getting out of car to buy groceries
>Scratch his car with my key , poke tires with icepick
>Throw a brick through the windshield
>Paste a "Make America Great Again" sticker on the back windshield
>Get the hell out of there


What are you doing to make this country great again?
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>>73605218
my bad. have the fullsize? I get it mixed up with gif version
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>>73605341
Go fuck yourself with your shitty bait. We've been over this. You're a dick.
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>>73605312
I Got it Paul, I got it. Joe was sick. I won't ask no questions.
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>>73605341
oh look, the violent "attack a random spic for doing nothing" pasta
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>>73605285
I might be lots of things but that statement make me proud!

MAGA
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>>73604253
Tweet Manifort immediately. He knows how to handle this type of intimidation.
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>>73605341
proof or ur lying
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>>73605341
I call out shills and trolls like you with every chance I get
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>>73604980
>Hopefully the rat voters stay home today. That's the only way trump is winning NE.

Rato was apparently interviewed by Glen Beck today, and said he might be getting back in.

Rato also filed a slate of delegates in California yesterday.

Suspended campaign sure doesn't seem really suspended.
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>>73604762
>150+ years

What
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>>73605476
That just feeds them. Please ignore, sage, shills.
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>>73604999
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>>73605080

>Morning Cuck will no longer be a problem, Don. - t. Manafort.
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>>73604999
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>>73605341
damn this is already the 2nd time I've seen this, I was actually really hoping it was true and not just another shill
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>>73605341
>see some mudskins walking down the road
>1 man and 3 women
>sucker punch the dude
>pull out my knife and cut his beard and shove in in his mouth along with my pocket bacon
>strip all the girls naked and punch them all in the cunt
>call the police about suspicious individuals near the area
MAGA
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who /rare/ here?
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>>73605609
>>73605665
Holy shit these are gold. /r/ing another!
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mfw all the degens return to the basements from which they crawled.
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>>73605341
The next tactic of the shills
>Look how violent they are OMG
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73605341
73605749
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>>73604253
Let him run free
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seeing trump +3 in Ohio makes kasich seem like less of a necessity for his VP pick, still hoping for Jim Webb or Allen West
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>>73605955
>satanic dimension
I like it.
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>>73605820
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is this good news?
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>>73605341
Fucking piece of shit shill

>screenshots this and posts it on SRS
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>>73606021
BUT MUH UNFAVORABLES WITH WOMEN
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>>73604071
Trump is like 5'10
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>tfw I'm the last actual racist who despises non-whites on /pol/ and everyone else are Milo's cronies and various assortment of civic nationalists and egalitarians

feels bad man, but cripplechan is even worse
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>>73605285
I feel like he was signaling to us. I have no doubt his "internet people" tell him about our views on globalism(which is probably the alt-right's biggest criticism).
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>>73606143
absolutely
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>>73606168
Jeb is standing on his toes there

Trump was like 6' 3" at his peak, he's shrunk somewhat with age
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>>73606168
SHUT THIS DOWN
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>>73606122
GOLD. PURE GOLD. OH MAN THIS IS AMAZING.

Last one I'll /r/ for Galactich the Hungry, I promise.

>how do you live with the hunger Kasich?
>edit in "I MUST FEED"
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>>73605080
>muh based Joe n Mika
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>>73606143
Trump is neck-to-neck with Hillary, otherwise he's winning.

But that depends on Bernie supporters and who they're voting for.
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>>73606168
>"There is no problem, believe me"
t. Donald J. Trump
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>>73605413
Fucking Daily News. There's no U train in NY
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>>73604071

Put American Workers First

>Decades of disastrous trade deals and immigration policies have destroyed our middle class. Today, nearly 40% of black teenagers are unemployed. Nearly 30% of Hispanic teenagers are unemployed. For black Americans without high school diplomas, the bottom has fallen out: more than 70% were employed in 1960, compared to less than 40% in 2000. Across the economy, the percentage of adults in the labor force has collapsed to a level not experienced in generations. As CBS news wrote in a piece entitled “America’s incredible shrinking middle class”: “If the middle-class is the economic backbone of America, then the country is developing osteoporosis.”

>The influx of foreign workers holds down salaries, keeps unemployment high, and makes it difficult for poor and working class Americans – including immigrants themselves and their children – to earn a middle class wage. Nearly half of all immigrants and their US-born children currently live in or near poverty, including more than 60 percent of Hispanic immigrants. Every year, we voluntarily admit another 2 million new immigrants, guest workers, refugees, and dependents, growing our existing all-time historic record population of 42 million immigrants. We need to control the admission of new low-earning workers in order to: help wages grow, get teenagers back to work, aid minorities’ rise into the middle class, help schools and communities falling behind, and to ensure our immigrant members of the national family become part of the American dream.
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>>73606143
It's fantastic news. The Democrats are quaking.
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>>73606353
You forgot to press F my man. Where's the respect?
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THE PRIESTHOOD RISES

CANT WAIT FOR CRUZ TO MAKE A COMEBACK
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>2nd largest Vote Leave campaign in the UK publishes the Trump vicious snake video on their facebook

https://www.cuckbook.com/leaveeuofficial/videos/949213945176847/

Butthurt-

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/10/leave-eu-condemned-xenophobic-donald-trump-video
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>>73605080

What happened?
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>>73605341
You probably could've just reported the car stolen and fucked up his day just as much bro, but I shouldn't get you down like that for being HIGH ENERGY!!!

XD
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Heard there was a NE poll that had the Don at 45% and Rato in the 20s? Does it exist?
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>>73606187
Cripplechan is full neonazi so I know you're full of shit
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>>73606143
Very good news. Virtual tie and Trump is just getting started.
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>>73605582
Why would I sage in Trump-gen? Also unless the rumors they get paid per response, I like letting them know they're not fooling anyone.
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Does anyone have a screen cap of the polls they just showed on CNN

Florida clinton 43% Trump 42$

Ohio 39% Trump 43%

Pennsylvania 43% Trump 42%

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/trump-clinton-florida-ohio-pennsylvania-222994
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>>73605820
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>>73606486
No one knows
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These three battleground state polls just destroyed the opposition to Trump. It may take awhile for that to manifest, but it did.
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>>73606143
Honestly, Trump's poll numbers are really improving now that he's the presumptive nominee. NeverTrump is a small group of Washington lobbyists, donors, and assorted cucks. Who'd have thunk it? Well, except the betting markets.

I'm guessing Trump's national numbers will improve as well. He'll probably have to change his strategy.
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>>73604071

>we need to stop giving legal immigrant visas to people bent on causing us harm. From the 9/11 hijackers, to the Boston Bombers, and many others, our immigration system is being used to attack us. The President of the immigration caseworkers union declared in a statement on ISIS: “We've become the visa clearinghouse for the world.”
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>>73606422
I HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE DEAD
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>>73606586
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>>73606257
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Why is google so based?
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>>73606457
>Labour’s Chuka Umunna

ROFL someone's name is literally chuck u money!
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>>73606465
Can't you read? He said he was "sick".
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>>73606187
but you are wrong brother.
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>>73606187
Don't lump me in with that faggot
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>>73606694

>underwater go-pro shot

Was that necessary?
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>>73606744
>BASED
Hardly, they've been against Trump 99% of the race
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Lol. The MSM wants rato back in the race so badly it hurts.
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Is it true rato is going to start his campaign back up if he wins Nebraska?

What do the polls look like Nebraska?

He wouldn't embarrass himself like that, would he?
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>>73606836
I can't wait to see the vids of them getting massacred by allied forces
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>>73606877
I would laugh so hard to watch him lose twice. Re entering the race would be a yuge embarassment
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>>73605080

>tfw mom and dad broke up
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>>73606877
they know that Hillary will be DESTROYED by the Emperor so they are clutching at every straw that comes within breathing distance to weaken him.

Stupid bastards don't know, He's unstumpable.
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>>73606527
yes, and no, they're all conspirtard holocaust denying morons who hate kikes so much they think every muzzie doing anything is a jewish false flag, there's also a lot of ISIS plants on that board
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>>73606909
The rules are the rules Dahnald.

I will have my delegates.
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>>73606750
based Paul "tear a man apart" Manafort
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Can people still vote for cruz and Kasich? Why doesn't trump get an automatic win?
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>>73607043

>tfw the best rato meme started just before he pulled out
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>>73606836

>and the media went berserk at trump for suggesting water boarding
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>On her way to work one morning
>And crumpled underneath a truck
>An American woman saw the poor establishment cuck
>He was beat and bruised from jamming the spokes of his bike
>"Poor thing," she cried, "Come with me and you'll be the one I like"
>"Take me in oh tender woman
>Take me in, for good luck
>Take me in oh tender woman," sighed the broken cuck

>She wrapped him up all cozy as if he was from the stork
>And laid him by the fireside and fed him anything but pork
>Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
>She found that broken cuck she'd taken in had been revived
>"Take me in, oh tender woman
>Take me in, for good luck
>Take me in oh tender woman," sighed the broken cuck

>Now she clutched him to her bosom, "They will have a dad," she cried
>"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you surely would have died"
>Now she stroked his purple hair and then she kissed and held him full
>Instead of kissing back, that cuck grinned and pointed to the bull
>"Take him in, oh tender woman
>Take him in, for good luck
>Take him in oh tender woman," smiled the fucking cuck

>"I saved you," cried that woman
>"I don't even want him, why?
>My kids surely need a father and now I'm going to cry"
>"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the cuckold with a grin
>"You knew damn well I was a cuck before you took me in
>"Take him in, oh tender woman
>I need to watch you both fuck
>Take him now oh tender woman," smirked the filming cuck
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>>73606143
Acculy not. Cause Don is alone and Shil is still with Bernout in the race.
>Guess that is Don's plateau..
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>>73605665
>>73606122
>>73606589
>>73606736
THANK YOU FOR THESE FRESH DANK MEMES MAGASHOPPERS.

HAVE AN OLD SCHOOL /TRUMP GEN/ CHEERLEADER.
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Watch this entire thing (if you haven't)

And you will see what a colossal failure Rato is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcEiDY5qBbg
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Is there a rally today?
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>>73607053

Because rules
States still have to vote for who they want the delegates to represent. The delegates aren't automatically assigned to trump because he's the last man
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>>73606918
>Medal of Honor MidEastAssualt
>MoHMEA
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>>73606909
No. It sounds like a #NeverTrump scheme destined to backfire like all their other ones. These faggots are the biggest losers I've ever seen. They're just horrible at politics.
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>>73606952
So far the only double stumping has went to Romney, but if rato keeps fucking around, he'll be added to the list.
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>>73607053
yes.
His opponents just stopped campaigning, the nominee isn't decided til the convention.
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>>73607053
They merely suspended their campaign- meaning they're not actively campaigning.

They never withdraw from the primary.
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>>73606691
>NeverTrump is a small group of Washington lobbyists, donors, and assorted cucks. Who'd have thunk it? Well, except the betting markets.
NeverClinton is much larger but the media pretends like it's nonexistent. basically all the bernouts. fucking watch them vote for jill stien.
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>>73606801
good to know
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>>73607163
Yep. I want to see bloody limbs flying.
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>>73607040
>jews or muslims, you must choose

How about neither?
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Oh jeez donald!
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>>73607140
Wonder if we'll get a comfy Press Conference later this evening after the polls close?
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>>73607104
>tfw I read the entire thing in Donald Trump's storytime voice

Added to my copypasta.txt
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https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/730061970934738945

Rato is still a salty nigger. Fuck that bum.
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>>73607095
Let's be honest, straya. Nothing will ever top butter cow.
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>>73607197
This is pretty true. Trump supporters are generally older. They'll vote no matter what, and they fucking hate Clinton.

Bernie supporters are young and idealistic. They'll vote third party before voting for Clinton, even if the alternative is Trump.
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>>73607104
Kek
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>>73604253
>humane trap
Obviously you're planning on releasing his dumb rat ass somewhere appropriate. Please do so. Pick a spot in the woods and call it "the GOP Convention".
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Is it true Trump is telling people to not bother coming out to vote and to save their votes for the general?
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>mfw Dahnald loses to a true conservative that did not even bothered to campaign

Where my /cruzlims/ at?
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>>73607335
This.
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>>73606168
jeb is just an alpha male height wise.

Think he is like 6'3 and trump is 6'1
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When are we expecting results?
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>>73607308
hope his wife and kids are still alive
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>Trump loses Nebraska to Cruz today
>Cruz restarts campaign
>World stunned at his stellar victory in key state
>Remaining states all vote for Cruz, he gets 100% of delegates in each
>Gets delegates from Kasich and some other bros to get passed 1,237
>Officially gets the GOP nomination
>Trumplets get mad, but later realize their error and become #cruzmissiles
>Cruz Goes on to destroy Hillary in the campaign thanks to Glenn Beck's persistent fasting
>True conservatism reigns once again and America is saved

Are you excited /pol/?
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>>73607368
He did in West Virginia. Now he's asking people to come out and vote.

It was a pretty bad fuckup.
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>>73607397
Raping Hillary
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>>73607466

0/10.
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>>73607249
this is how I feel too, but if you bring up anything negative about muslims on cripplechan they shout you down with pictures of Hitler with some sandnigger
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>>73607043
should be cans of soup behind him because of that town hall where he said he bought hundreds of them
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Guys.. Good News guys, I think, I think believe it or not, but Trump might win Nebraska.
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>>73607473

Yeah not sure why he said that. Immediately after he said go out and vote on Twitter.
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>>73607367
I already killed him.

I don't use kill-traps because my turtles might get caught in them.
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where were you when the priesthood rose?
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>>73607473
>>73607368
I could picture Manafort's grimace when Trump told them not to vote. So funny that in Trump's mind he's already done with the primaries that he didn't care.
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>>73606694
Fuck I hate Muslims
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>>73607573
>if you bring up anything negative about muslims on cripplechan they shout you down with pictures of Hitler with some sandnigger

I have literally never seen that happen over there. Double chan is strongly pro-white and anti yid/muzzie
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>>73607342
>Bernie supporters are young and idealistic.
yup. this is their downfall. i've heard too many bernie voters say that they just cant vote clinton. the media keeps harping on trump uniting the party but clinton will have a much harder time doing that when bernie leaves.
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>>73606909
>Is it true rato is going to start his campaign back up if he wins Nebraska?

He told Glen Beck today that he was

>http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ted-cruz-open-unsuspending-his-campaign-if-he-can-win-nebraskas-primary
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>>73607642
I figured he's gonna make a fuckup or two; he's only been a politician for a few months
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>>73607599

What's the turnout over there like? Spotted any Rato cucks?

It is Rato country after all, so I"m remaining cautious until I see that the Don has won the state.
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>>73607617
¡Yeb!?
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>b-b-but betting odds for Trump beating Hillary are 3/1!!!

I like those odds since I will win £750 from betting on Trump when he was 25/1 to win the nomination.

Get fucked shills
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>>73607466
>""""""key"""""" state
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>>73604618
>>73604813

Shilldog confirmed for poisoning Clinton to win sympathy votes.
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>>73607724
yeah but even Cruz admitted it was really unlikely
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>>73607308
Here's another take on it. Its a backhanded compliment, but its about as good as you're getting from the rat.
https://twitter.com/teddyschleifer/status/730061589055873028
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>>73607264
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>>73607724
JUST

When do the polls close?
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So rato is trying to destroy his political campaign. Polls come out today that Trump is neck-and-neck with Hillary in swing states and now rato says he wants to come in and completely disrupt any momentum the party has.

Wew lads, I fucking HATE rato. Is it safe to say that rato is the Clinton operative to destroy the party?
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>>73607743
Is there anything the British won't bet on
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>>73607793
HAVE MEMES GONE TOO FAR????
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>>73607308
He's gonna be salty for decades.
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We need Cruz back. I'm not comfortable switching to Hillary memes.

>just chillin' in Cedar Rapids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxfMUEf9otQ
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Is anyone else secretly hoping Trump goes semi-dictator mode at least for a year or two after the election? There's so much cuckery that needs to be unfucked that I'm not sure he can do it with the Congress' approval...
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>>73607308
He calls Trump a sore loser? I have never seen a bigger bunch of sore losers in my life. These #NeverTrump people are like Jim Jones cultists.
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>>73607783
>yeah but even Cruz admitted it was really unlikely

But still possible. Here is the YouTube of the relevant part of the interview:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS0So6Gehdw
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>>73607473
Nah, no fuckup. WV only has him on the ballot.
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>>73605312
Paul "Cement Shoes and Shotgun Shells" Manafort
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>>73607892
>fair, balanced reporting
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>>73607642

The Donald does make mistakes time to time.

Actually, he makes mistakes all the time, but because of the improvisational experimental nature of his campaign, some of those mistakes end up paying dividends so everyone is reeling trying to understand the strategy, if there is any.

Even Scott Adams can only see parts of it.
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>>73607671
it happened to me constantly after Brussels and Paris, and even a little before then, maybe the board was just being shilled at the time; I don't know, I didn't stick around to find out since it was so disturbing
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>>73606187

Crip chan fortunately siphoned off all of the:
- Newfags who thought 4chan was dying for real this time during cripplegate, not knowing that 4chan has totally died for real this time on a semi annual basis for the past 10 years.
- Leftover sekrit klub grognards who want internet cred for going on 4chan
- Newfags wanting to role play as oldfags by acting out their fantasy version of what they thought 4chan was like 10 years ago

Good riddance.
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>>73607599
Nice job Nebraskan. Any rato sitings?
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>>73604192
Because they've accomplished so much...
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Would anyone mind making this more high energy? There are some libcucks whose day I would like to ruin but I have no access to image editors at work.
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>>73607892
Is this real? Holy shit. Lmao.
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>>73607935
>WV only has him on the ballot.

Nope. The ballots are set months in advance, and Cruz, Kasich, etc, are still on it.
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Make Taylor Swift Edition please?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwE8Lg2fZk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb2stN7kH28
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>>73607973
Maybe, they've been getting /leftypol/ shills again recently and its really frustrating since I go there for a more 'serious' /pol/
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>yfw they rig the vote in Nebraska

GET OUT TO VOTE
GET OUT TO VOTE
GET OUT TO VOTE
GET OUT TO VOTE
GET OUT TO VOTE
GET OUT TO VOTE
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>>73607892

Did they ask whether Shillary is preferable to cigar smoking?
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>>73608085
Is that right? Sheeeit. He'll be fine either way, no one's voting for anyone else.
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>>73607740
>>73608002
I honestly have never met a rato, I know their there but people here really like trump.
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There's still hope with young people /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qIOUFfrml0#t=0.339438
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>>73607884

Nothing, at least until sharia law makes gambling a crime punishable by death.
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Trump may start renting football stadiums and baseball fields to host his general election rallies.

Who ready for a Summer of Trump?
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>>73607743
>Trump literally running even in the important swing states
>Trump literally outside of margin of error in Ohio

There might be a lot of bookies on suicide watch
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>>73607919
With the exception of auditing the fed all of the things Trump has said he wants to do in the first 100 days are probably things the president can do alone or that congress will have to back him up on

I don't think Trump will go full dictator
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>>73607981
it didn't do nearly a good enough job at chemoing the cancer, aside from Trump generals /pol/ is in its worst state ever, and that's saying nothing of the other boards
>>73608102
yeah, and that's another thing, every time I'm on there, /leftypol/ is staging some raid, but at least the mods there are more active
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>>73607368
When did he say that? I'm about to go vote for him regardless.
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>>73607981
Actually it siphoned off everyone who can actually discuss shit without breaking out into shitposting every five seconds
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>>73604071
>Trump supporters build wall

Heh. I commute to the UW so I was gone yesterday, but that sounds like it was a lot of fun. I'm not a Trump supporter, but I like it when people are placed out of their comfort zone to face ideas they unconditionally reject.
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>>73608208
It's not fair senpai. SoCal got a rally and NorCal is left with NOTHING. The Don will only rally up here so that he can get libtards to riot and give him more votes.
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>>73607743
>>73608264
I need to see more polls, just to be sure Quinnipiac doesn't have a Republican bias. There are tons of older polls with worse results, but that was before Cruz and Kasich dropped.

It's a good trend though.
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NEW TRUMP AD

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFPCtFfmhWB/
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>>73608208
>yfw Trump rents out every football stadium
>yfw Trump gets over twice the amount of people to show up as the team
>yfw tens of thousands are outside listening on the megaphones
>yfw the media can't even get in because there are so many people
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<s>Balls</s>
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>>73608332
>it didn't do nearly a good enough job at chemoing the cancer, aside from Trump generals /pol/ is in its worst state ever, and that's saying nothing of the other boards

Because no one on that philippine-based website is the cancer, anyone who thinks otherwise is probably actual cancer
>>
Well well, what's this lads:

http://www.maplematch.com/

>Maple Match makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency

Any of you lads want to make an application?
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>>73607368
>Is it true Trump is telling people to not bother coming out to vote

He said that at one rally in WV, but it got walked back ASAP by the campaign. Trump might've been joking, but it was realized very quickly that it could actually hurt him.

Trump still needs to win delegates, as he isn't at 1237 yet.

So GO FUCKING VOTE!
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>>73604253
Add him to your list of supreme court nominations and then appoint someone else
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>>73607104
10/10
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>>73608208
But 2015 was the summer of Trump
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>>73608496
I'm so pleased America's savior will also be Canada's murderer.
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>>73608410
I'll add it to the OP thanks.
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>>73608410
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BFPCtFfmhWB/
DAT ENDING
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>>73608410
That's pretty good. A lot better than Shillary's.
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>>73608410
Brutal
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>>73608585
>>73608496
I can't wait til Trump wins and all these celebs have to answer for not moving to Canada. I know people do it every election cycle, but this time has been very polarizing and they can't delete their statements from the internet.
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>>73608404
According to FiveThirtyEight it has a oh so slight R bias but only 0.9, it's a B+ rated pollster.

http://fivethirtyeight.com/interactives/pollster-ratings/
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>>73608604
Could you also add something about Cruz's delegate grab shenanigans going on in CA? I'm concerned and its not getting enough attention
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