CROOKED HILLARY UPDATES
>Clinton Lying 13 Mins Straight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dY77j6uBHI
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
>Rally Spokane, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8
INTERVIEWS
>Manafort on Fox 5/8/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwKXKrW01ps
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18
>Trump on ABC 5/8/16
https://youtu.be/-Hp-MkNBxjA
ENTERTAINMENT
>2007: Trump Introduces Texas Tech Football Team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szVtpex-8ss
>Trump of War Crooked Hillary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtop_jbleoQ
>Hillary Panders to Hispanics w/ Mariachi Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwFNFjL8SQ
>Trump: American Hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-X3BVxySLo
>Best of Trump – Omaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjTtFkTz7k
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
SGOPET
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
awoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshSAkiRkAQ
yo, new album out
>Matthew Dowd: Trump IS Not The GOP Elites Problem The Voters Are
http://www.breitbart.com/video/2016/05/08/matthew-dowd-2/
You guys think Trump could try crowd-sourcing for policies and bills?
That would be unprecedented. Like a wiki for Trump laws.
SOON
>>73480454
AWOOOOOOOO
>>73480454
woo
The globalists are coming out the woodworks
First for fuck the shills.
>>73480442
One thing that should happen is for welfare to increase but also to have it be taxable with the taxes withheld back to the original amount. That way the welfare numbers become more realistic. Plus the people on welfare start to realize how much taxes the employed are paying.
>>73480647
How Jewish is John Kerry?
Mornin' fags
so whats the chances of milo writing a third related /pol/ article?
first the rise of the altright with a pepe picture
then the meme magic article
i just know that nigga is gonna spoil everything
>>73480602
what I'd love is for crowd-sourcing of what should be in the new contract with america that the GOP would be running on.
is it degenerate to watch morning Joe now that Joe has fallen out of favor with the God Emperor?
>>73480723
https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2013/10/12/ten-years-later-revelation-john-kerry-ancestry-has-new-chapter/89pyoQEfOJs8PqvazCYqHO/story.html
Oy vey
All those crony politicians are
>Ted
>Bernie
>Jeb
>Carly
and then comes Trump a guy who refuses to call him self Donny or something like that. Nate Silvers of the world are scratching their cucky heads.
Educate me on fascism /pol/. Precisely what is it, and why is it bad?
I've defined it as basically a less extreme version of authoritarianism, where the leader has ultimate authority and control. Seeing as Trump's had unquestioned executive control of a huge company for most of his life and rests his plans heavily on executive authority, I figured it was just a given that he's a fascist, and that was OK.
Without calling me a shill, do you disagree that he's a fascist and/or think fascism is necessarily a bad thing?
>>73480802
all tv is degenerate unless featuring the god emporer
especially morning traitor jew
Trump's VP shall be Trump himself
>>73480819
Trump will die in our lifetime.
>>73480613
Look at his fingers, he passed out fapping to Awoo
what happened with morning jew? got any links?
Guys, do ever just think about being alive?
I mean, we're all alive and 150,000 people died yesterday, and as many will die today. I'm pretty ungrateful sometimes about it, complaining things aren't just perfect or whatever. I love you guys, and I'm glad you're alive even though I don't know you and probably never will. Take care of yourselves and have a little gratitude as you see the sun coming up today, 150,000 people won't be seeing it tomorrow.
>>73480802
no because deep down they wanna do the right thing
>>73480759
I'd say close to 100%. He either doesn't understand the problems it creates, or knows fully well and is doing it to please his jewish overlords.
Why doesn't Trump get short hair?
He'd look good I think. I don't really like his current hair
>>73481007
Milo wants to write articles about it so he can point to it and claim he saw all of this coming
>>73480647
How could that possibly go wrong?
Continued:
>>73478268
>This is how I would do it.
>1. All illegals must register within 30 days. Any illegal not registered from now on = immediate deportation.
>2. All illegals with criminal charges must either pay fines, community service, or military service if they want to stay. Severe crimes = immediate deportation.
>3. All illegals that stay have to pay an additional fee yearly on top of taxes.
>4. All illegals that stay with clean records will be allowed citizenship in ~10 years.
>This won't please the hardliners, but there has to be some compromise. Otherwise you'll just see mexican babies crying on the news all day and the American people are too pussy to stomach that.
>>73478793
>So far, so good. Though I would re-write the wording so as to make it less 'Authoritarian'.
>1. Illegals(Use the term Undocumented Persons if you must) can apply within 60-90 days in designated 'Temporary International Zones' to register for a greatly streamlined path to Citizenship. The International Zones provide said people a safe place to work towards their citizenship without being deported, and at the same time makes them easier to be counted and vetted.
>2. Community Service(major public projects and the like), Military Service, or even a simple 'Repartation Fee' are given as options to make the process even faster for Illegals, and in some cases mandatory for those with unclean records (though yes, the really severe criminal records must be met with Deportation). It should be noted that the Community Service choice SHOULD pay these people the equivalent of an actual US Citizen working the same job. NOT Slave wages.
>I would simply scrap the Additional Tax as most would be further driven into poverty over it. And like it or not, the Citizenship path should take significantly less than it does now, much LESS within ten years.
>>73480981
Just think, if we all worked together, we could double that number. 300,000 people could die tomorrow if we really put our minds to it.
So Trump wants to raise taxes and raise the minimum wage now that he's assured of the nomination.
And trumpfags still think he isn't shilling for Hillary.
>>73480981
Sun is rising on our coast famalam. Greatful for another day
I'm on mobile and will probably fall asleep during morning cuck. I hope you can make the next thread
>>73481030
deep and insightful post anon, glad you're here
>>73481105
Hello shill.
>>73481105
Nothing is set in stone. This is the part where he makes the Bernouts aware that such things are on the table.
You didn't think they'd suddenly all go R purely for dislike of Hillary did you?
What happens if Trump wins the electoral college but not the popular vote?
I imagine he'd get challenged on it a bit more than Bush was, and with a different SCOTUS - which is definitely not fond of him - minus one justice, it could be a problem legally, but I mean how will the populace react?
>>73481100
>Australia
Naturally.
>>73481142
I'm gonna be going to bed too, so someone else will have to do it; sorry.
>>73481098
no thanks kike
genocide is not negotiable
>>73481030
He's created an image brand, best to keep it. Radical change in hairstyle by women can be considered to be caused by great stress, as in Megyn Kelly. Dunno if it applies for men.
keep it up!
>>73481105
Wow
That's some enlightening stuff there man
Thanks for opening my eyes
I am now switching my support to Gary Johnson
KEEP IT UP!!!
>>73481199
Haha no worries I'll make another then
>>73481030
Were you in /mu/ yesterday, anon?
>>73481220
It applies much more for men, because men are supposed to look the same the whole time as a symbol of stability.
Imagine Trump in a tank top or t shirt. Instant drop in the polls.
IT'S MORNING JOE TIME YOU FUCKING INBRED FAGGOTS
http://vaughnlive.tv/ks3g6ha82jsdb1o
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/729604845716516864
>>73481296
the jew smells of pew
he is not my nigger
>>73481296
No it's not.
>>73481297
He's awake!
Does anyone remember this incident?
http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2013/jan/30/forced-contraception-jewish-ethopian-women
>>73481296
Fuck the Morning Cuck.
>>73481098
This is a plan to help further white genocide
>>73480602
>>73480761
sounds like socialist thinking to me, Trump would know better than 99.9% of common people
>>73481296
aren't you like an hour early?
>MSNBC
http://www.livenewschat.eu/politics/
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
http://vaughnlive.tv/i3ws6ai2q83cn
http://streamfare.com/msnbc.html
>>73480454
Ever just look at a picture and hear a certain sound in your head? I look at that picture and I hear her say, "awoo" with a particular sigh to it, like she wanted to play but you not only turned her down, you got angry because you wanted to sleep.
>>73481264
Thanks, you're a champion.
>>73481385
nope, it's 6am
>>73481385
>>73481349
It's on in like 3 minutes, what the fuck are you faggots smoking?
who /morningjew/ here?
is joe going to address trump's tweets about him this morning?
>>73481394
I really can't link the "awoo" sound to her face. It just doesn't compute, I can't imagine it at all.
>>73481440
I haven't even gone to bed yet and it's almost 6 am haha what am I like??
>>73481449
Joe will become a Hillary Missile and bitch about the KKK
>>73481440
It's habit at this point
>>73481449
Hopefully but I doubt it
>>73481220
>>73481291
I suppose.
He'd still look good with short hair though, he's got a very armyperson face.
>>73481427
We're not watching it.
Go home, Joe. Nobody wants to hear your bleating.
>smartest person on TV
>public petitions to the Don
>socialist
Nothing says Donald has to accept, he might just take it as a start and alter the bill.
>>73481449
I'd say 70% of Morning Cuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOsIuVq0Wdc
>>73481368
it would be like the shitposting replies he gets now - he gets so much garbage that he can pick and choose what he retweets. Same with this, he can cherry pick the suggestions he already wants
What happened with Morning Joe? I though they were if not on the Trump Train, at least fair. Did something happen?
>>73481238
>>73481261
ON IT, SIR!
WHERE'S HER TRUCK MIKE
>>73481596
Morning Cuck said he doesn't know if he can support Trump
>>73481596
Mika is still good to Trump. Joe is a cuckservative obsessed with stupid shit like the KKK not being disavowed 999 times.
>>73481596
He went all third party candidate last Friday
Today we get to see if Joe is gone full cuck
Redditor here. What is the fascination around here with the word "cuck"?
>>73481596
MSNBC showing its true colors
>>73481596
joe was pushing for someone to do a third party run
>>73481596
started shilling for 3rd party nevertrump, so Trump is going on the competition
Reminder to the white genocide nuts: Either try to turn the ship around and accept some compromise now, or get run over by Abuela's Army.
They aren't just illegal anymore.
>>73481653
it's what we call reddit - so own it
>>73480761
According to Newt a new Contract with America would be a failure. He didn't go into detail why, simply that campaigns have evolved past that and "it would be like taking a mid-level college team to the super bowl".
>>73481657
pls meme the Bernout into going 3rd party
>>73481653
Mika gets it
Joe went from zero to cuck in 5 seconds
>>73480833
Unions have kept him largely in check and have given him experience in dealing with an elected body of people that defend the interest of a majority.
Morning cuck already shitting on Trump
>>73481684
Why does New England have fuck all English people?
>Mika seeing right through Trump and Ryan's plan
FUCKING MORNING KEK TIME
lol at joe he's clearly upset about trump's tweets about him
>>73481740
To the surprise of no one. This cuck's act is growing thin.
Joe is a Paul Ryan cuck
>>73481773
He really is
JOE IS LITERALLY A HILLARYBILLY
GET HIM OUT
>It's a joe goes full cuck episode
>>73481773
kek, he is agitated
>>73481767
No.
Morning Cuck is on boycott.
>>73481748
>unions
>defending the interests of their workers
kek.
although Congress doesn't defend the interests of their people either, so the comparison does kinda hold
>>73481773
>Talk shit, get hit.
Trump's alternate campaign slogan
How did Joe react to Trump's tweets?
Shiiiit Joe is really triggered by Trumps stumpening tweets
funny how mika sound more like a conserative than joe
he sounds like a fucking liberal
>>73481633
>>73481637
>>73481638
>>73481656
>>73481657
>>73481668
>>73481740
Shit.
>>73481759
Because it's literally America: Ground Zero.
wew
JOE IS SO BUTT BLASTED
>>73481789
Wew
>>73481761
You think they have a plan...? See, I take Cuck Ryan as just another satanic establishment cocksucker.
>you must negotiate with the loser
top cuck
>>73481159
>>73481178
>>73481183
>>73481253
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-trump-idUSKCN0XZ0I3
>>73481761
Honestly I fucking hope so. It's a perfect excuse for the media to keep reporting on Trump.
I really don't think Trump is an unreasonable guy.
>>73481840
They are liberals, its fucking MSNBC
Someone needs to give Joe a visit.
>>73481684
>white genocide isn't real, you have to accept these poor brown people or else you'll never win
>>73481841
>it's literally America: Ground Zero.
what did he mean by this?
Trump will die in our lifetime.
>saying Trump will lose based on this feud with Ryan
>In reality, those niggers are refusing the tit, and are gonna starve
Shut the FUCK up JOE
>Mika wants to bet on it
Best waifu
Trump should fund a third party leftist. How fucking great would that be?
I hate this Mark guy.
>>73481897
I don't want this feel.
>>73481910
Bet on what?
>>73481759
It has lots of Canadians; they're sort of English.
BOOO RYAN
MIKA ESSENTIALLY BETS THAT PAUL RYAN SUBMITS TO THE TRUMP
THIS COMES TO NO SURPRISE TO ANY NON-KEK
>>73480401
You know, as a conservative, I was really willing to give Trump a chance. I really was. But he has just not shown the temperament required to be Commander in Chief. The bullying, the intimidation, the name calling has to stop, or else Hillary will win in a landslide.
>>73481924
Mika wanted to bet that Trump and Ryan would eventually make up and come together.
>>73481912
he's funding hillary. Isn't that enough?
>>73481964
Hmm...you're right. We would have had a much better chance if Cruz was nominee. I don't trust Trump at all.
Fuck this is honestly gold
Joe is more triggered than Megyn Kelly was
joe needs to watch his blood pressure, looking kind of red
joe has gone full 100% shill against trump today
Mika trying to win more trucks!
>>73481964
>>73481985
O shid i ab now cruzmissle:DDD
>>73481953
She's in love with Trump. She doesn't agree with him but her pussy wants him badly.
>>73481967
I sorta hope they don't. I really, really despise Paul Ryan and I want him gone ASAP.
>>73481964
um, you know that everyone can see your flag, right? you are aware of that?
>>73481427
Everyone is assblastes because Joe stopped sucking Trump sick
Wow, what the actual fuck Joe.
This blind faggot is so butthurt.
>"good luck getting stuff through the House"
How did he fall so far from grace
>>73481841
>>73481633
>>73481637
>>73481638
>>73481656
>>73481657
>>73481668
>>73481740
Hold me, /pol/
>>73481892
All the Brits in New England literally turned into Americans on day one. New England is basically where America was born. Original Colonies and all that.
>>73481964
>>73481985
>>73481897
but not before he MAGA
Do they ever talk about hillary on morning jew? I always see them talking about trump.
>We as Americans pay our debt
Joe mad because Trump is going to make Paul Ryan bend the knee
>>73482002
>Morning Cuck saying a Republican Congress will stop a Republican President's agenda
Globalist shill confirmed
>>73482013
She's going to, she just wagered that Trump will make Paul Ryan submit to him
>we Americans pay our debt
>20 trillion
>>73482036
>implying Trump won't replace Ryan on day one of his glorious presidency
These cucks still don't get the seismic political shift Trump is bringing, do they? Kek.
When will they stop talking about the unity meme?
Tuned out. Couldnt taking the cucking any more.
Once again Halperin showed hes on our side though. And Mika. Even if her Dad is NWO
Joe is so butthurt. I don't know why I expected anything else
I'm turning this shit off. Joe couldn't be more obvious in his feelings.
>>73482118
Not watching the Morning Cuck but yeah, Mika is definitely in love with Trump and Halperin is confirmed to be a downlow Trumpbro.
>>73481897
We all die anon. He is sacrificing it all for this nation and for the people that hate him. He is this country's savior.
Do not cry his death, but celebrate his victories, his life, his success, his legacy and his family that he left behind.
INB4 JOE CRIES SEXISM
>$90 million
All that's needed is a face-saving way for Ryan to submit. He better do it quickly, because the avalanche is starting to roll.
https://twitter.com/JohnKStahlUSA/status/729519500400336896
"If Ryan doesn't get behind Trump this week, I will go 2 WI. and help guy running against him. #tcot #ccot #gop #maga"
>>73482118
Halperin is an establishment shill
>Donald Trump is a phoney, a fraud
why does blinding rage fill me when I think of Romney saying these words
lmao if Joe defends either Clinton at all considering his political history
KABOOOOOOOOM
ATOMIC BOMB ON HILLARY
WTMF
Joe should just join Meet the Press. I'm sure him and Chuck Todd would get along swimmingly.
lol, Trump is such a showman.
>liddle Donald Trump
Wow.
>>73482188
>"It's entirely up to him to prove me wrong."
>>73482106
Constitution doesn't require Speaker to actually be a member of Congress - bring in Ben Carson
>>73482149
Don't shoop at 3am, friends.
it begins
IT BEGINS
>>73482179
NO! I want Paul Ryan HUMILIATED. Not saving face for him. Don't you fuckers understand this is a golden opportunity for Trump to assert his dominance and new control over the party? It's an opportunity for Trump to show he will NOT accept any dissidence from his soldiers.
This montage makes me wish the election was right now
>>73482188
Because he's 100% right. Video very much related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cpqoVqqDGk
lel, that complete non-defense from Hillary
>>73481365
exactly
>>73482280
Not even from Hillary
From one of her cucks
>wrong side of history
UR ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY TRUMP
>it's gonna happen, so get it over with now
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU THINK THIS IS ALL HE HAS IN STORE?
>the wrong side of history
>>73482266
>that picture
oh fuck
WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
>Wrong side of history meme
>Wrong side of history meme
>WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
ARE YOU SERIOUS!!!?!??????????
>>73482280
>ur a sexist
>t. hillary
Oh shut up Joe.
>>73481427
50 minutes of adverts for bullshit products, 2 min of the jew and mika
why? why would anyone watch this?
WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
Joe is a fucking cuck
>>73480802
Mourning Jew was and remains, a shill program with the occasional interlude for common sense.
>le white men meme
MORNING "WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY" JOE
WHITE MALES!
>>73482137
>rapidly fading Morning Joe
His bantz level is off the charts.
>reaching out to hispanics
What? Pander? Fuck you cuck.
Can Andrea Mitchell just die already
>le wrong side of history
>le white male
>hes playing to white male voters
hes playing to white male voters
>hes playing to white male voters
hes playing to white male voters
>hes playing to white male voters
hes playing to white male voters
>hes playing to white male voters
hes playing to white male voters
>hes playing to white male voters
hes playing to white male voters
>hes playing to white male voters
hes playing to white male voters
>hes playing to white male voters
hes playing to white male voters
>We have to treat all minority groups the same because they all vote the same
Isn't that racist?
THERE ARENT ENOUGH OF YOU WHITE BOIS ANYMORE
ITS OVER
>>73481653
What makes that word more important to you than other words borne out of memes?
>there aren't enough white men
>the only way they can win is if minorities stay at home
so they aren't minorities?
>>73482390
An ugly hag. No one will miss her.
>>73482188
Congrats Rummey, you've succeeded. The half of the people who didn't hate you already - now agree with the other half.
>>73482400
Good. It's about time. The other candidates are all appealing to niggers, beaners, and Jews.
Holy hell this woman is literally making shit up
>WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY
What did he mean by this?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HAG SAYING
>yep
FUCK OFF JOE
Oh fuck, what have they said now? (I don't watch that filthy Jew shit!)
andrea mitchell's comprehension is poor
>only white males give a shit about the fact that Hillary ruined the lives of women her husband abused
Wew Andrea
How delusional is that bitch. Trump starts winning with women, what a whore.
>>73482356
This is why Joe is salty
Gonna spend the day making memes of Joe now.
Nigger acts like we won't destroy him for being such a cuck
Anyone good at video editing? I had an idea for a cool MAGA edit of a BRS (anime) scene, but I don't have programs nor the skills to make it.
God just looking at her drives me nuts.
How has no one taken a hacksaw to her face yet?
Andrea Mitchelle was talking about the same thing yesterday on Chuck Todd's show and they said it was because of the PC police that men are being treated bad. That's what Trump was talking about but Andrea is trying to act dumb now.
>>73482344
>that jab
trump is the man
At what point did 'torture' become unacceptable?
It was widely up until somewhere in the 2010s.
>wrong side of History
REEEEE JOE WOKE ME UP WITH THIS SHIT
OUT OUT OUT
WTF IS HIS PROBLEM
>>73482390
She's already died on the inside, from agreeing to marry Greenspan
>>73482457
You can actually taste it.
>I'm not gonna run an ugly race
Your superpacs will you witch
>WOW I AM NOW A HILLARY MISSILE
>LE WHITE VOTERS MEME
>WHAT A CONTRAST
Yeah, because you just spliced them together you PIECE OF SHIT
FUCKING WHITE MALE VOTERS
OH MY WHAT A CONTRAST, BRILLIANT ON HER PART
OK LADS THIS IS IT
THEY SHOWED THEIR TRUE COLORS FUCK THEM
Has anyone seen what this Russell Moore twat did to upset the Emperor?
fucking hell joe is pathetic today
TRUMP YOU MUST FEED CHICKEN TO NIGGERS AND BRING MARACHIS TO MEXICANS
GOTTA PANDER HARD DONALD.
WHITE MALES ALREADY VOTED
TONE IT DOWN DRUMPF
is Trump on Joe ?
HEEEY DAAAHNALD!!!!!
fuck this asshole
Wow well done
Very different from Hillary
Welcome to MSNBC during the general election everyone, it's only going to get worse from here.
White Males!
>>73482457
Guess no more listening to Mika cream as Trump phones in.
Why live?
REEEE IRAQ AND LIBYA ARE VERY IMPORTANT FUCKING ISSUES, JOE
THEY MATTER IN THE GENERAL MOTHERFUCKER
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
what the fuck are these people on about
What the fuck is wrong with joe, was he always like this? Are the jews paying him ?
Joe has a very poor understanding of this thing called "deterrence".
I can't believe I'm switching the channel to the fucking casual Fox & Friends.
Morning Jew is over.
>Trump speaks to supporters at a giant rally
>Clinton speaks during an interview
WOW WHAT A CONTRAST
SHUT THE FUCK UP JOE
>you people are still fucking watching him
it's like giving a shill (you)'s, you just don't do it.
Is anyone watching MJ just to see how mad Joe is after friday's little ordeal?
