CROOKED HILLARY UPDATES
>Hillary Clinton: Welcome to the Trump Jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4n3Dgi5d0M
>Hillary Panders to Hispanics w/ Mariachi Band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwFNFjL8SQ
>WEAK Hillary Heckled Off Stage in LA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydB6Sn75BdI
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
http://correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
http://elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
TV/LIVESTREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
http://pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac
>Rally Spokane, WA 5/7/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHplocNJIk8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on NBC 5/8/16
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MHIp7LKOi18
>Trump on ABC 5/8/16
https://youtu.be/-Hp-MkNBxjA
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=336ghAsDDqg
ENTERTAINMENT
>Best of Trump – Omaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHjTtFkTz7k
>Drumpf Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJA520GXFZU
>Blink 1488 – What’s My Race Again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6pTFb4PV-s
>Trump Fury
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IciwMuoiDUM
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
SGOPET
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
PREVIOUS
>>73452788
enough with the qts pls
add this to the OP:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-X3BVxySLo
>tfw couldn't get digits in the last thread
>tfw we may never surpass the meme magic of that last bread
>>73454784
5th for Trump qts
we will all feel the bern
CHOO CHOO
Trump qt?
999 Says all qts are 10/10
Will I still find her?
>>73454902
heretic!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryweuBVJMEA
Kek, bless this thread
Libcucks this November.
>>73454933
Here we go again
>>73454921
>tfw will never have a Trump qt blessed by Lord Kek to abstain until marraige with
>>73454965
I fucking give up.
>>73454970
reroll
>>73455000
And it is done
2 qt 4 me
>I WAS IN WASHINGTON, IOWA
>>73454974
She will find you.
>>73454933
goddamnit
>>73454982
>implying this isn't /b/-tier cancer
>>73454970
Ok.
>>73455000
BLESSED
>>73454974
I went too far
>>73455000
fuggggggggggggggg
MAGA
I hope the faggot in the Trump t-shirt I saw earlier at PHL airport sees this.
It was great to see another supporter. I know I couldn't say anything since I was working but we winked at each other. It felt good to see someone with the same mindset to MAGA
Good Energy.
I GOT A QT AT THE END OF THE LAST THREAD!
I WANT THIS ONE
>>73455000
OH FUCKING SHIT
KEK HAS SPOKEN
>>73455000
>55000
I wasn't ready for this ride
>Threads are now full of shitty get spam, instead of praising Trump.
Yuck.
>>73454902
The qts never stop, fuckboy!
>>73455000
Blessed.
do u believe in magick in a young girl's heart
>>73455000
Why do you guys need to keep calling on kek for derailment
>>73454933
wew lad
IN THIS THREAD KEK CANCEL ALL PREVIOUS QT GFS
>>73454784
I HAVE AN ERECTION
>>73454777
QT overload again
Ist for Berner qt. Praise be frog man.
>>73455096
Trump is the avatar of Kek
>>73455000
witnessed
>>73455000
Si'al Ke:k! Grant me a Trump qt, o god of chaos!
and what if trump does not win the presidency?
kek let me in plsssss
>>73455127
that's not how you cancel. This is how you CANCEL ALL OF THEM
>>73455000
>When you're posting in the most powerful thread on the internet.
>>73454784
Daily reminder I just got everyone Trump QTS
>>73454444
Your welcome
>>73455162
But that's a tranny.
>>73454739
Can someone do this in the name of kek
>>73454933
PRAISE HIM
![12841218_10208407561764931_7356318805545934322_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m9oqSBQ.jpg "12841218 10208407561764931 7356318805545934322 o[1]")
Kek bless this thread!
does anyone know the rarity for the Trump card
>>73455000
PRAISE KEK
Does anyone know why there are no scheduled rallies coming up?
>>73455190
America (and by extension the rest of the world) will become shit.
ARE TRUMP GENRALS THE MOST FUN OR WHAT??
lads is there an irc channel?
>>73455222
PRAISE KEK
>>73455222
PRAISE
>>73455190
Then we move on.
>>73455000
KEK IS TRULY HERE BLESS YOU KEK
KEK GIVE ME A NEW QT OR TWO!
>>73455000
And from this post on, this thread was made holy and blessed in the eyes of the God Emperor.
All posts in this thread are divinely inspired.
did i miss out on the repeating digits? does kek have any trump qt's left for me?
>>73454933
>>73455222
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>73455222
Fuggg ok I submit to his will
>>73455201
THANK YOU BASED QUAD QT MAN
Will Rubio endorse Trump?
>>73454933
Praise Kek, qt Trump for all
>mfw Trump will singlehandedly save our economy from the QE bubble
>>73455096
You have to occasionally pray with all your might to your deity/ies to show how thankful you are, it helps recharge meme magic and pave the way to future happenings.
>>73455222
PRAISE KEK!
>>73455288
>>73455300
KEK PLEASE BLESS ME WITH A QT
>>73455300
ONE GOT ONE ANON!
>>73455201
Lord Kek, if this is true that even those who have not received dubs will still receive a Trump qt thanks to Anon's invocation, grant me dubs oh god of chaos!
>>73455311
KEK WILLS IT
tfw no more Trump rallies
>>73455222
Praise Kek indeed!
Where exactly do we pick up these 'qts'?
>>73455256
>>73455203
>>73455108
>>73455397
THE PERUVIAN: DURING
HIS CHILDHOOD HE'S FORCED
TO MILK GOATS, COWS... CLEAN BARNS
"THE PERUVIAN" "SOWS" POTATOES, ONIONS" AND HE DOES AGRICULTURAL WORK!!
the PERUVIAN DOESN'T BATHE, DOESN'T STUDY,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL, DOESN'T GO TO UNIVERSITY. HE'S A THICK IGNORANT, CLOSED,
BRUTE, STUPID, PROFANE, DISGUSTING
WHAT IS PERUVIAN IN LATIN???
*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE A PERUVIAN IS THE EASIEST THING, HERE WE LIST SOME OF THEIR CHARACTERISTICS
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, ABYECT, INSIGNIFICANT... HEINOUS
1- THEY'RE BROWN, THE COLOUR OF POOP, SIMILAR TO COPPER, RESEMBLING TURDS
2- THEY'RE DRWAVES, 1,50 TO 1,60, LIKE ANDEAN GNOMES
3- THEIR LEGS ARE SHORT, BOW-LEGGED, TRUE ABOMINATIONS OF NATURE
4- THEY DON'T HAVE ASSES, NOT THE MEN NOR THE WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE NECK, THEY RESEMBLE WORMS WITH MUD
6- THEY HAVE HUGE NOSES LIKE CONDORS OR TUCANS
7- THEIR EARS ARE HUGE, EVEN THE SPANISH CALLED THEM THAT
8- THEY'RE LIKE CHINESE AND THEY DON'T HAVE EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTRUDING CHEEKBONES
10- THEIR FACES ARE ROUND AND BLOATED, THESE GUANACO FACE
Kek a shit A SHIT!
>>73455211
>>73455222
>>73455300
>>73455355
OH MY KEK
>>73455247
>Canada is the awoo poster
REEEE STOP ASSOCIATING ME WITH THOSE FAGGOTS AAA
>>73455311
I approve this message
>>73455402
THANKS ANON KUN
>>73455127
>>73455196
Fuck off
>>73455423
TRUMP WILL PROVIDE QTS FOR EVERYONE
>>73455288
>>73455300
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
M A G A
A
G
A
>>73455455
Bless you brother
>>73455455
topkek it just never fucking ends
>>73455455
>>73455458
where do you get those pics?
MAGA
>>73455455
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
THE MEME MAGIC IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!
>>73455466
PRAISE HIS NAME HOLY FUGGGGGG
>>73455429
>ABYECT
kek
>>73455455
KEK IS WITH US BATTLE-BROTHERS!
>>73455455
fuggg
>>73455466
OH SHIT. THANK YOU ANON, THANK YOU KEK!
>>73455455
fuck dude
>>73455300
Fuck Yes, can I get a redhead for that QT, Kek?
>>73455459
Kek smiles upon you
>>73455455
PRAISE KEK
1. Praise KEK
2. Watch Trump Rallies
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!
>>73455466
Praise Kek and Trump! They are the creators of qts and waifus!
>>73455522
That's not how you do it. This is how.
>>73455455
IT JUST KEEP HAPPENING
>>73455429
You have to go back.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
IS IT THE KEKENING?
FLIP FLOPPIN DON
TWO FACED TRUMP
>>73455000
And so it shall be.
>another thread derailed by kek
fuck this shit I'm out
/trumpgen/
Where memes come true
Who /served/?
We're now basically the most powerful thread in the world. Let's meme something.
BLESSED KEK
>>73455511
MORE QTs!
>>73455615
Low energy anon.
Kek, will Britain exit the EU?
>>73455350
R A R E
A
R
E
F A I T H
A
I
T
H
>>73455592
Kek reveals himself in mysterious ways
>tfw no native hawaiian qt to practice Hawaiian volcano magic with
>>73455615
>not praising kek
it's like you don't want Trump to win
Meme magic comes from somewhere
>>73455522
>>73455566
>>73455622
TOO MANY QTs
TOO LITTLE TIME
>>73455000
kek admonish this thread
>>73455566
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
BERNIE WILL BE PRESIDENT
MOCK MY WORDS
AND CHECK MY DIGITS
>>73455636
>Let's meme something.
Stroke softly, stroke-chan!
>>73455556
OFF BY ONE. IS THERE MAGIC HERE?>>73455632
32nd Shitposting Battalion, Trump Company reporting
What's his name, again?
This is the electoral map if kek confirms
>>73455592
THE KEKENING IS UPON US!!!!
MERCURY TRANSITS THE SUN IN THE MORNING!!!
TRUMP WINS THE PRESIDENCY!!!
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
>>73455567
Why am I always off by one? Why do you test my faith, Lord Kek? All I ask for is a Trump qt.
>>73455472
NO
WE'RE HERE FOREVER
>>73455712
Paul "Everyone Gets a Qt" Manafort
>>73455510
I'm the official Trump qt photographer
>>73455707
Stroke softly, stroke-chan!
please kek
please OP.. i do not need to see women as enticing as this in my current state...
>pic related..
>>73455721
Exactly, note shut up.
>>73455706
kek will never bless you.
>>73455632
Trumpstaffel here. Rank of Hauptsturmführer.
Kek bless this post!
>>73455707
STROKE SOFTLY, STROKE-CHAN!
>>73455721
NO
ALL FIFTY
>>73455721
May this be the map this year.
>>73455772
FUCK OFF KEK DOESN'T LIKE YOU MEXICAN FUCKS
>>73455712
Paul "Breakin' ankles since '49" Manafort
>>73455721
>Two areas that aren't voting for Trump.
That's some low energy shit, stupid ass.
>>73455721
Off by one.
>>73455772
Just like you
>>73455707
STROKE SOFTLY
STROKE-CHAN
>>73455615
>mfw I started it
I will have my Trumpette
A-am I worthy of a trump qt?
>>73455806
Make her suffer, Stroke-chan
will I ever find a Trump QT kek?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNWwyRJEJ68
Throwback time
>>73455712
Paul "suicide with three gunshots in the back" Manafort.
Kek, will Hillary be prosecuted? Repeating digits mean 'yes'
>>73455575
you smug motherfucker
>>73455772
BUILD
>>73455772
D E P O R T E D
E
P
O
R
T
E
D
>>73455806
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
>>73455826
Paul "Motherfucking King of Ukraine" Manafort
Praise kek, he will win.
>>73455707
Stroke softly, stroke-chan. LET IT BE
>>73455707
Stroke softly, stroke-chan
>>73455839
And you should off yourself.
>>73455866
die in a fire
5
>>73455806
Stroke softly, stroke chan! Keep on rolling
>All these posts and I don't get digits at all
I give up
If singles, Gary Johnson is our next president.
t. Lord Kek
>>73455707
If Kek blesses it, pic related will be Hillary's brain. Stroke softly, Stroke-chan!
So these are just dub threads now? I'm out.
>>73455888
kek
>>73455888
>>73455866
FUCKING WEW LADS
>>73455806
Keep On Rolling
So dubs threads are like going to church for kek, praying that he rain his blesses on you and testifying your dubs to strengthen your faith?
STROKE FOR HILLARY THIS MONTH
KEK WILLS IT
>>73455888
Praise Kek! Hillary confirmed shot three times
>>73455556
Fuck, can I at least get big ol titties on my qt, Kek?
Boy, what a night. The first night I truly believed.
>>73454784
>that bulge
I see you're posting passable tranny pics for /trump/, JIDF. Very slick.
>>73455924
>GUSTA LA SALSA
Kuk bless these Hillary digits
>>73455888
Mark of the Manafort: 888
>>73455866
This is fantastic.
HIGH ENERGY
>tfw Cruz is no longer so my memes are worthless now
Can I get a few last (You)s for my OC, please?
https://youtu.be/hY3krgeEKqE
>>73455665
Does that mean she has two pussies? You could share with a friend and your dicks would never even touch.
>>73455866
lolwut
>>73455924
YO SOY FIESTA
>>73455976
Not permanently
You can just think of it as a pep rally, faggot
Kek wills it!
>>73455925
B A C K T O C A N A D A TED
>A
C
K
T
O
C
A
.N
A
D
A
T
E
D
Kek does not exist.
>>73455888
>finally noticed by Kek
Thanks.
>>73455991
I just rubbed my kek statue prior to making this very post, pls kek
I HAVE THE POWAH!
>>73456006
No.
>>73456070
You don't exist.
>>73456070
but he does
>>73455193
Is lie, no trust fek bun. Lessen to cabra
>>73455341
He kind of has. He said he'd support anyone who became the nominee so we can stop hillary.
>>73456042
>>73456013
>>73456083
>>73456012
>>73456105
>>73455973
>>73455925
>>73456118
LE PERUVIEN: DURANT SON ENFANCE... EST OBLIGE DE S'OCCUPER DE CHEVRES..VACHES... NETTOYER DES ETABLES ``LE PERUVIEN ``SEME`` PATATES. OIGNONS`` ET FAIT DES TRAVAUX AGRICOLES!!..LE PERUVIEN NE SE BAIGNE PAS , N'ETUDIE PAS, NE VA PAS A L'ECOLE , AU COLLEGE NE VA PAS A L'UNIVERSTE C'EST UN ETRE IGNORANT, FLEMMARD, FERME , BRUTE , STUPIDE, CRASSEUX , REPUGNANT
-QU'EST CE QU'UN PERUVIEN EN ``LATIN ???
*``INDIUS TETEDECUS BONOBUS``
COMMENT RECONNAITRE UN PERUVIEN EST UNE CHOSE TRES FACILE, NOUS CITONS ICI SES PRINCIPALES CARACTERISQUES:
0- ILS SONT MOCHES, HORRIBLES, ABJECTS, INSIGNIFIANTS...HIDEUX
1- ILSONT MARRONS, COULEUR CACA, TIRANT VERS LE CUIVRE, ON DIRAIT DES CROTTINS
2- ILS SONT MINUSCULES, 1M50 A 1M60, ON DIRAIT DES LUTINS DES ANDES
3- ILS SONT COURT SUR PATTES OU PATTES ARQUEES , DE VRAIS ENGEANCES DE LA NATURE
4- ILS N'ONT PAS DE CULS, NI HOMMES NI FEMMES
5- ILS N ONT PAS DE COU, ON DIRAIT DES VERS COUVERT DE BOUE
6- ILS ONT UN PUTAIN DE PIF, DU GENRE CONDOR OU TOUCAN
7- ILS ONT DE GRANDES OREILLES, LES ESPAGNOLS LES APPELAIENT COMME CA
8- ILS SONT BRIDES ET N ONT PAS DE PAUPIERES
9- ILS N ONT PAS DE POMMETTES SORTANTES
10- ILS ONT LA TETE RONDES ET GONFLES , CES ESPECES DE TETE DE GUANACOS
>>73455976
You'll be back when you're ready for your next .0005 cents.
>>73456105
god damn
>>73456013
Please clap
>>73456070
>implying
>>73456006
Gets for Hillary
>mfw when minion poster has went south of the border.
Kek blesses, but only few.
>>73456112
DELETE THIS
>>73455839
>DC
>red
>ever, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
Democrats could literally dig up hitler's corpse and put him on the ballot and he'd win DC
>>73456172
The only get you'll be getting is two strokes in a row, Hillary
>>73456155
KEK CONFIRMS
>tfw mods killed dubs after kek blessed us
YOU CANT KEEP OUR KEK AWAY FOR LONG MODS
QTS WILL BE HAD
>born to late to explore the world
>born to late to explore space
>born just in time to wage a meme crusade in the name of kek
>>73456211
Probably.
Prison for Hillary
White House for Trump
And cute girlfriend for everyone
Praise Kek
>>73456172
She'll either 'get' defeated, or 'get' a stroke. Probably both
Trump is the greatest man walking the earth.
Please kek grant me a red-pilled qt
MAGA request, red or camo.
>>73456151
Excellent post mon amis, très instructif sur le sujet des péruviens.
>>73456299
>>73455806
KEK WILLS IT
>>73456299
Kek wills it
kek never gives me digits anymore
>>73456256
definitely
>>73456299
MEME IT
>>73456299
Mighty Kek, will this.
The pro-Trump vs pro-Bernie girls are literally just the attractive vs the ugly.
>>73455806
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
>>73456299
BOTH
PRAISE KEK
>>73456299
Don't forget 'get' schlonged
>>73456344
Ask and ye shall receive.
>>73456299
PRAISE BE TO KEK
>>73456299
KEK WILLS IT!
>>73456344
He did today
>>73455806
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE TRUMPS AT
>Drumpf
>>73455000
Bask in the light
>>73456405
:O my faith has been restored.
Oh kek, why did I ever doubt thee?
I AM KEK
>>73456403
Anyone got the pic of Hillary's cankles?
>>73456377
>>73456388
MEME MAGIC INTENSIFIES!
>>73456070
>a fucking crescent
blaspheme some more, faggot
>yfw they kill Trump
>>73456470
If you were Kek, all your digits would be repeating
Please Lord Kek, a Trump qt is all I desire.
>>73456299
Oh shit
Some other anon posted this earlier, will one of you eastern europeans translate this pls. Comes from some Czech's website where he predicted Trump will be America's president when the end times started
>>73456499
>>73456488
AHHHHHHH, MORE... HIGH ENERGY! PRAISE KEK!
>>73456540
Don't worry about it.
>>73456299
Really... Kek does not exist. Those dubs don't prove Kek's existence. Kek is just a figment of your imagination.
>so tell me anon, who you voting for?
CAN WE GET A BLESSING OF THE BUN, O LORD KEK?
>>73456470
>implying Kek would allow that
>implying he wouldn't manifest himself to protect trump
>>73456516
TRUMP IS THE IMMORTAL DISCIPLE OF KEK
SHILLARY WILL DIE ON ELECTION NIGHT, SCREENCAP THIS POST
>>73456499
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
K
E
K
>>73456521
but they are my child you just need to have faith
>>73454933
>mfw we accumulate so much meme magic that the world implodes
>>73456540
kek has already spoken: there will be Trump QT's for all. be patient, anon.
and quit jerking it so much.
>>73456299
I... I did it! I killed the hill! Does this mean I get a qt now? I'm so lonely
>>73455000
he meme this man straight into the white house
>>73456516
>also yfw when trump loses
>>73456586
That's what makes him so powerful.
NEW THREAD
>>73456632
NEW THREAD
>>73456632
NEW THREAD
>>73456632
NEW THREAD
>>73456632
GET IN HERE
>>73456632
>>73456632
>>73456632
>>73456632
>>73456632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNWwyRJEJ68
Holy fuck guys, Iowa feels like a lifetime ago.
>tfw actually starting to like Huckabee because he's been very loyal to Trump lately
>>73456321
Someone post the leddit image tomorrow here
>>73456474
Literal semen demon?
>>73456586
He does exist, open your eyes and check 'em
>>73456594
Hillary :)
>>73456635
You're right. I humbly apologize, Lord Kek. I have let the pursuit of dubs blind me. I put my trust in you, o bringer-in-of-light.
I've been trying to quit.
>>73455707
Stroke softly, stroke-chan!
>>73456456
Nice digits Basker.
>>73455806
Stoke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
I've never tried kekposting before, but here goes nothing. PRAISE KEK LET TRUMP WIN.
KEK HAS TRULY BLESSED THIS THREAD
>>73454784
Ryuko-chan is my Trump qt, but I'm going to go for the repeating integers.
propaganda inbound
>>73456299
I'm hoping for both.
>73455222
For just a TAD,
I browse some /pol/.
To laugh at faggy, leftist proles.
Sift though posts of failed GETs.
Faggots wasting finger's breath.
Posts of worth, receive due CHECK...
...as such is The Will of Kek!
Fags claimed Trump as: "just a meme,"
thus maketh he part of our TEAM!
They'll say:
>NAH UH!! He'll lose to Hillary!!
I'll piss on their face and scream out:
>RRRRRRRReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
For such is life in the Swamp of Dank Memes.
>>73455000
Truly these are strange times.
>>73455806
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep On Rolling
GET HILLARY!
>>73455806
Stroke softly, stroke chan!
Keep on Rolling
>>73456302>>73456010
,7l guru zll 6
.7bbc 7.m 4m 7x,fo9,let8hi8j
![[ waning hope ].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fkcW8oJ.jpg "[ waning hope ]")
