https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
That fucking melee
STRONG FRANCE 3
>>73399249
>tfw spending mothers day watching burgers fight some 3rd world countries
>ukraine beaten by france
wew
I love the sportsmanship
France can't surrender to Ukraine, because there's no such thing as Ukraine.
Scary ukraine curved sword manlets
>>73399423
this guy lmao
http://prntscr.com/b1pn2b
>>73399396
Its full of whites, what do you expect?
>>73399396
That's not about sportsmanship, it's about Polish and Czech relationship. Polish people are bros and we are fighting together against the multiculturalism flood you bought to Europe.
>>73399249
holy fuck that axe hitting action man
>hoping your armor is good enough
>knowing once a good blow gets through it will fucking hurt
>>73399396
>>73399561
This, also Czechs are cute, like kittens and little children :3
shit, that was good battle
Brackets before 3rd rounds
>>73399614
>knowing once a good blow gets through it will fucking hurt
It actually doesn't hurt, you don't feel anything. Ask Argentina.
France lost under the copy of Eiffel tower :(
Prepare for the holohoax
we will rape Israel
>>73399748
it's not like they are using plastic
Ah damn. I believed it when the last French got a second breath.
I bet the protestants did this
>>73399819
dis gon b gud
>enemies
wew lad
>>73399845
>I bet the protestants did this
DELETE THIS
>>73399748
Of course it hurts when someone hits you two-handed with an axe, regardless if it's blunt and you have chainmail
>>73399857
who said that?
HOLOHOAX
>jews running away like pussies
Fucking ruskies are merciless.
GET HYPE ITS RUSSIA VS ISRAEL
>>73399838
>>73399901
>the joke
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you
argentinian guy got paralyzed yesterday by finnish axeman, he doesn't feel his arms.
>>73399819
Israel BTFO
Those jews got wrecked
what the fuck, everyone is looks like they out of our league
every team fights like little babies compared to ours
>>73399901
>Falling for the bait.
Come on son, it's belaruse
Once again Russia proves that it's the only one fighting and winning against the kikes and their spread of degeneracy.
Israel completely BTFO!
>russia pros speed rushing through amateur league
>That Jew running around in circles.
IT'S LIKE ANOTA SHOAH
>>73399967
eastern block countries are the only ones that do this shit for a living.
ANUDDA SHOAH
>>73399953
Ah, my bad
>>73399917
Ukranian guy in the interview.
I don't know if Russia can be stopped.
>>73399748
Guilty kek
>>73399967
I'm guessing Russia has a much larger pool of fighters to choose from. I don't think this stuff is very popular in western Europe. Norway and Sweden don't even have teams.
>>73400041
>That Jew
0 jews there.
Only hired bloodthirsty brutes from Russia, by jewish mastermind.
>>73399249
Man the Rooskies are hammering the jews.
Russia 1 pay reparation now !
>>73400166
kek
>RUSSIA 2 vs UK 1
It's been good lads thanks for having us
>>73400123
But you have rapefugees, that's cool for medieval fighting training too.
WE USA NOW
>>73399967
They should stream some of the Russian competitions, Would love to see that.
Oy vey, I think it's time for Russians to consider their role in the Holocaust!
BIG GUYS ARE UP
B I G
I
G
Big americans are back
>Instead of jews getting btfo they hire russians as stand ins
Russia why did you holocaust jews
How did we Brits do?
USA, USA, USA.
>>73400246
you can just youtube all the shit russians do
GO USA1 USA1 USA1
>>73400259
GO LIBERIA
>>73400330
got fucked by russia
The burger diet has made them big
>>73400330
Your main crew is still going strong.
>>73400330
One team left UK1 and we're up against Russia 2 so it's gg no re
USA USA USA
>>73400349
JEW AS EH!!! JEW AS EH!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>73400373
Everyone got fucked by Russia
USA USA USA USA USA
>>73400330
You are up against Russia 2 soon
>>73400233
The moment I heard about this shit, I actually started to look up Norwegian teams. I'd love to participate in this.
There's at least one team, but no locals ones.
The guys from the Telemark Battalion should compete. They have their own viking games that they compete in.
Are both american teams in, or was there only one to begin with?
what's the hold-up?
KIEVANRUS STRONG!
>>73400524
USA2 got wiped yesterday
literal garbage
>>73400552
Mandatory burger re-fill
>>73400552
Ukraine seems to be whining about something.
>>73400603
kek
>>73400552
cocaine
>>73400552
one burger wasn't BIG enough so they put two in the armor, but the ruse was discovered
>>73400524
Second team sucked and got eliminated in groups
>>73400552
Burgerenium injections for the USA team
>>73400613
>They were so free
>Their tactics didn't make sense
REFSWORD
>>73400649
kek
So is this just wrestling in a medieval setting? I only see them occasionally hit each other with the weapons and it doesn't seem to do shit.
>>73400754
NO ERA PENAL
Greek teams has Byzantium armor?
WHAT THE FUCK USA IS BEING BEAT BY UKRAINE
>>73400315
It's a russian jews, we can do with them whatever we want.
wtf they just hugging each other all the time
>>73400845
we would have flamethrowers but we're not in the game );
>>73400849
Not surprising
We don't even belong in this tournament to be honest
>>73400827
Seems like weapons are just a way to get the other team to give up due to pain tolerance. You're out if your knees touch the ground so wrestling is more effective than long-poling someone's back
>>73400913
This.
>>73399249
PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE CASTLE MY LORD.
>>73400913
there's already Australia, Israel, and japan in it
BIG american still resisting
boring, tbqh
>>73400929
Oh that makes sense, thanks
U K R A I N E
BYE BYE AMERIKEKS YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
Americans got robbed by the refs.
fuck hohols and they whining
>>73400990
Australia looks like they belong
Haven't seen Jews or Japan yet so I can't say much
We didn't encourage these boys enough
IM TAKING A NAP SO IF A NEW TTHREAD ISN'T MAD E SOMEONE TAKE OVE PLS.
>>73400929
or you can just cut their head off like the finns like to do
>>73400963
I love that game
>>73401004
Yeah Russias matches have been the most entertaining so far
I thought the Burgers won one round?
>3vs2
>Still lost
Americans are like the stooges of the tourney. They trip over each other,etc.
GUYS HE WAS TRYING TO TIRE THEM FOR LATER
ITS A AMERIJEW TRICK
Burgers cheating twice LOL
>>73400698
Americans aren't used to playing contact sports with so little padding
Refs restart over nothing meanwhile they let Belarus fighter touch the ground with both his arms after a takedown earlier with no penalty.
Refsword?
LOL THEY ARE "REWINDING"
HAHAHAHHA
TURNS OUT HELPING ISRAEL DOES PAY OUT AFTER ALL
shiggy rig
post webms
welp rip america you did your best
>that axe grab
will poland win :DDDDD
This was probably the closest fighting of all tournament.
>>73401300
HES LIKE A PINBALL
>>73401300
niiiice
goodbye Burgers
Ukraine Judo too stronk ;_;
>>73401277
>russia vs poland
xd
>>73401329
Really pretty great, since rules say you can't do shit if you aren't holding a weapon.
Post webms please
D: Poor Derek
>>73401300
Russian tactics consisting basically of kicking
I wished to see Russia vs. USA, but, alas, it will be banal Russia vs. Ukraine in the finals again.
It's okay Derrick (sp?)
GO RUSSIA
>>73401300
topkek
rossija stronk
DEREK
>>73401300
my sides
>runs into the group like a huge cannonball
>gets wreked one second after
>>73401392
It's strange though. I thought you can't hold enemy weapon.
>>73401417
fuck
When is Britain vs Russia?
>>73401554
Me too, but maybe you can hold hafts but not blades.
>>73401606
yeah its the blades you cant touch
I really like the design of the USA colors. It def conveys the point but it actually looks like something that fits with most of the other gear.
>dane gets knocked down
>smashes his sword on the ground in anger
kek, just like a hockey goalie
Ukraine on steroids
>>73401578
Don't worry anon it's a dildo
>>73401538
GET THE FUCK OUT!
Why do you sneak into a white thread? GTFO!
>rossija stronk
too late for a brown nose
What's the rules?
Can they kick each other?
>>73401300
>be 2nd last fighter
>3 russians charge at you
Scary.
>>73401579
now
i hope you used lube
>>73401579
NOW
>>73401606
http://botn.info/en-rules-regulations
>>73401579
Right now.
>>73401300
>that small dinnerplate buckler next to his blob of a body
>>73401690
Really?
Sauce so I can check
Post your face when the only teams in the semifinals are Russian and Ukrainian
Here we go
2 poles in uk team lel
We're fucking dead
Predictions :
1st : Russia 1
2nd : Russia 2
3rd : Russia 3
4th : Ukraine 1
5th : Ukraine 2
6th : Ukraine 3
fking campers l2p
>>73401158
That one in the center just lost all faith in himself.
now picture yourself,
>glorious age of 1387
>foggy, cold morning of early spring
>in your filthy peasant clothing
>going to the fields, tools in hand
>by your sides, father, brothers and a few cousins
>half a dozen of these armored bastards rush on their warhorses
>what do?
>>73401695
Yes
There is a lot of kicking going on
You lose if you fall or knees touch the ground
Cant fight without a weapon
Cant grab blades
No hitting behind the knees
S L A U G H T E R
>>73401775
Don't have it sorry
Been fun lads
This "tactic" was fucking retarded.
>>73401878
RIP in parts
NO
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
COME ON BONGS
>UK guys lean to the wall, instantly cornered by us and just get beaten like 1st graders by bullies
That was funny but also a bit sad
britbongs are so used to shoot arrows from afar that they cannot into melee kek
>>73401911
What other chance do they have against the fucking Russians
>>73401929
russia is always 1st in here FYI
Wow
>>73401850
>unsheathe my glorious katana
>teleport behind them
they would go down in a second
Why are the Russians and Ukranians so good at this?
wtf bongs? why you aren't even trying?
so were the only non east slav team left?
Why did they line up as if they were going in front of a firing squad?
IT'S NOT FAIR RUSSIA CHEATED
What a terrible tactic. As soon as one of your men go down, you lose.
>>73401850
Nothing, because I know this armored bastards are just gonna fight another armored bastards and we'll be picking crops all our life
>>73401966
Being mobile.
>>73401878
Indeed
;_;
That tactic was full retard getting close and just getting flanked
Come on boys.
It's our only chance to destroy Russia.
>>73401978
So what do you think of this stream, my turkish friend?
>>73401998
Because this shit is much more popular in eastern Europe.
Brutal
Russia just dismantles teams and makes them look like complete shit
roach kebab was removed from premises
>If you're going to go out, go out in style
Silly bong.
THIS IS RUSSIA's REVENGE FOR CONSTANTINOPLE
>>73401998
they do it for a living
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDdTB1GzHJw
>>73401998
Same reason Koreans are good at Starcraft.
And now this is the moment when only Slavic teams remain in the tournament.
now RUS - POL will be interesting
Last non-slav team out
>>73402168
Or not
Doing a prayer for Poland.
>>73402168
GG ;_;
KURWA
>she wants his dick
>he wants russia's
>is this a good insight on elite troops effectiveness on the battlefield?
>do numbers ~always work in favor of the many? First to lose a fighter mostly embraces defeat
>>73402223
Poland strong, but not strong enough
still was much more entertaining than ouf fight with UK
If Ukraine beats Belarus it will be:
Russia 1
Russia 2
Russia 3
Ukraine 1
Ukraine 2
Ukraine 3
>>73402265
He's a big guy
Kurwa to pay respects lads
jesus fucking christ,why is it this POV all the time?
besr weapon choice is one handed hatchet and shield.
>>73399249
anyone has the webm, of me vs germans or vs brits
They put a good fight
Why is USA loosing?
Rip polska
>Russia starts raping Polish women in crowd after victory
NO RUSSIA NOT AGAIN
>>73402079
very entertaining i like it. thats all
>>73402371
Kurwa
>Battle of The Nations turned into Battle of The Slavs
>>73402079
>my turkish friend?
Dude, either you are a shitskin or totaly retarted.
Turks are plaque.
http://botn.info/rule/en-rules-for-buhurt-category
To settle the weapon grabbing debate
>>73402371
kurwa
"levakov slava"
wtf is this kind of name XD
OH KURWA THIS IS ANUDDA KATYN
>>73401998
Mass fights are our historic national fun
Stenka na stenku - wall on wall
>>73402390
Because Eastern Europeans are top tier at this sport.
Earlier a guy ran up and kicked another dude in the spine from behind, smashing the dude's face into the railing. It was pretty hardcore.
Also yesterday a chick had to be taken off by an ambulance because someone chopped her too hard in the neck
>>73402390
Slavic refs
Where is this event hosted?
>>73402442
russian one :D
Behold the last fight where Russia isn't present.
/pol/ how does a simple farmer like me join up in a crowd like these guys?
>>73402015
They knew what was going to happen and tried to make it as quick as possible
>>73402505
Chechnya
>>73402505
Prague
brave little pole with the long ax tried hard.
>>73401998
its in their nature
Russia is what Brazil is in soccer
>>73402505
czech republic
>>73402525
How big are you?
>>73402419
Not all of them, although i agree the general population of turks are vile creatures.
>>73402510
word "lewak" is serious and popular insult in poland, it basically means you're politically left leaning person
is slava supposed to be a name?
Hohols making scenes again!
Ukraine mad as fuck lmao rip
>>73402615
vyacheslav
Jesus Ukies are such crybabies
I know what I'm about to say is stupid as fuck, but, I wonder how much this resembles medieval warfare style of fighting, did small groups of soldiers back then ever 'fight' like the way they're doing it now, or did they just go charging in stabbing the first thing they saw and hoped for the best?
>>73402615
Is that like cuck equivalent for eastern block?
>ukrainian attacking the ref
ah, good old dumb Ukraine
>Ukrainians are refballing the second time in a row
Refs incredibly biased towards Ukraine if they dont give that guy at LEAST a yellow card
>>73402525
There is an application form on their site.
>ukranians are butthurt at something again
Waiting for more gifts from the refs.
Ukraine almost attacking the ref :D
>>73402668
slav drama, needs more aks
Shenanigans
>>73402566
Nope, Germany can't beat us in this.
>>73402490
Nigger, all the Czech audience was shouting :USA:
>>73399249
why are americans involved in medieval combat? Are they trying to appropriate my culture?
FUCK JUST HAPPEND!
WHY REF SUCH DICK?!
>>73402371
Kuwabara kuwabara
>>73402577
I'm a big guy.
>>73402615
Slava is a contraction from Vladislav or Vyacheslav, or Svyatoslav etc.
The world levak also exists in Russian in the meaning of "leftist".
>>73399748
Too soon
>>73402757
Chile,Argentina,Australia,New Zealand,Mexico
>>73402765
Then you can
>>73402693
no, its used exclusively in poland but usage is similar to cuck
it literally means "leftie"
>>73402505
Detroit ruins
What in the fuck is this?
Ukraine use Judo surely that's cheating
>>73402861
its dey culca
>>73402505
space
I don't understand why they use swords. I saw one guy with a mace earlier, and that should be much more effective considering they're fighting against armored opponents. A sword does nothing.
Tomorrow finals :
Russia Ukraine
Ukraine Russia
Russia Ukraine
...
Fascinating <___<
>>73402861
Slavs beating the shit out of people while wearing armor
Feels good to see americans lost at something for once
someone prepare new bread
russian rape train is charging up
>>73399249
CЛABA УКPAИHE!
>Ukraine once again attacking international observer and getting away with this
>>73402861
call of duty medieval warfare irl
Brackets
>>73402883
Wait you cants use martial arts?
>>73402505
donbass
dont you clearly see that half of population is ukrainian and the other half is russian and they both fight each other?
5 min break
That's 5v5 done? What was the final bracket?
>>73401394
What happened to that Finn in black armour is he still going?
>>73402924
>Slavs
There was a yank team too, and some wee cutie waving a flag chanting USA.
>>73402861
Medieval torny in modern times, exlcuding the killing
>>73402956
kek
>>73402825
Yeah but how? Where do I go to learn more? Who do I talk to to get started? The site's not entirely intuitive.
>Ukrainians
>good guys
>>73402956
Russia carpet banting
>>73402922
>much more effective considering they're fighting against armored opponents
That's the point idiot, they DON'T want someone to end up with broken bones or scrambled brain.
>>73402599
>Not all of them
Thats how it starts.
I cant stand how white people (if you are white?) always try to appease and invite non-white folks.
What do u want to prove, that u are tollerant?
You destroy everything. Just let the sandniggers be sandniggers in their country.
No invitation, no chatting not conversation.
Turks are fucking degenerates and a burden. They support the immigration of other muslims to Europe in order to establish a bridgehead.
There is no such thing like "not all of them"
>>73402923
Civil war coverage or BOTN?
>>73402955
I love your language it always looks good on t shirt
>>73402922
Sword is the lightest weapon, but heavy enough to hit the head it seems.
We all know the Slavs are on PED's
Why are there more than 1 team from same country?
>>73402923
Been like this for all previous years
>>73403016
find where the american players live. try to google their names or somehting
>three finals
And what now? I'm confused. There will be three winners, what will they do next?
>>73402898
I don't speak spixican or anything else non united states.
>>73402924
>>73402959
How is this even figured out? It's just a confusing mess of people slapping each other with blunt shit.
>>73402883
No actual judo throws. Just tripping a lot. Its not their fault every team is stupid. Same with Russia loving kicking.
>>73403045
I suggest both, we decide the outcomes of the civil war on tomorrow's tournament.
>>73401850
Split into two flanks, order to get low and break horses legs/cut them on major veins if possible. Probably lose a couple dudes. Hopefully a horseman or two gets trapped under a broken/dying horse. Grab any better weapon if possible, and gang up on the easiest isolated targets. Hopefully I don't die.
What's with woman teams? Who won?
>>73402922
the blades are blunted edge, it dosnt look like alot compared to the mace and poleaxes, but they hurt like hell, specialy on the legs and neck
>ukraine
>white
>>73403016
Google swordmanship places in your local area, buy a sword, download and read old longsword guides.
You can start with German Longsword manuals, learn the cuts and stances.
Or alternatively learn how to hug people to death wearing plate armor.
>>73403115
Usually Belarus is also in the finals.
Need a new thread
>>73403162
bitch please
so, what are the finalists of tomorrow for 5 vs 5?
>>73402964
kinda lost interest after I had no rooting interest desu
RIP in peace USA 1
>>73402990
That was the Czech one.
US don't have any other supporters on this tournament than us.
>>73403100
You can put as many teams as you have
We have a lot, others not so much
>>73403027
>That's the point idiot, they DON'T want someone to end up with broken bones or scrambled brain.
Are you retarded? My point was that maces were allowed, and you're obviously going to use the most effective weapon you're allowed to use in a competition.
>>73403162
I was wondering the same, I'm pretty sure I never saw the playoffs, just the group stage...
>>73403127
rules, main one is that if players hit the ground theyre out.
>>73403038
>turning a medieval torny thread into race relations thread
please stop germany, save it for another time.
>>73402686
Well, I imagine that what you see on BotN is sort of authentic. If you are fighting big bulky armored guys, it probably boiled down to wrestling like what you see here. Additionally you would try to strike unarmored limbs or use a blunt weapon if available. Once you get your enemy on the ground you shove a dagger through their slit and well that's that for them.
>>73403119
That's it. It'll be Russia 1, Russia 2 and Russia 3, they will not compete each other.
>>73403222
Well to be fair I never said she was from the US, just that she was a wee cutie chanting USA.
>>73403118
I'll give this a shot. Thanks pal.
>>73403185
I've been practicing Destreza since 4th grade, for what that's worth, along with some other unrelated styles.
>>73403210
Russia, Russia, and Russia vs. Ukraine, Ukraine, and Ukraine. The most fascinating final series ever.
>>73403214
Yep, that's kinda sad actually, need some non-slavs in finals.
>>73403214
I know that feel
In my country we have a saying
"Jugamos como nunca y perdimos como siempre".
Theres always next time
>>73403467
So today is the last day?
USA needs this guy on their team next year.
Other countries need to start putting money in their teams, then we'd see better fights.
>>73403400
Then i can only imagine you'd already have a decent groundwork for this stuff, just grab a longsword and go at it, there'll be a school somewhere or even meets every now and again.
I know there's one near me at least, but I'm in Scotland so take it as you will.
>>73403274
I just kicked the Turk out.
Someone must do the dirty job
so, the finalists are Russia 1, 2 ,3 and Uckraine 3 and the other 2?
>>73403494
You'll be saying that a lot when Trump builds the wall
1vs1 duels
>>73403537
21 vs 21 tomorrow
>>73403580
italy uk
>>73403294
That, and many times nobles or knights would surrender if losing in combat
NEW BREAD
>>73403620
>>73403620
>>73403620
>>73403151
Just like in Troy.
>>73403038
Holy shit. Fuck off. We just want to watch a fucking tourney. Turkish guy wants to watch too, let him. What do you expect to achieve by cussing at him. Fucking hell, this is a new level of autism. If you're too busy screaming about MUH TURKS instead of watching some burly slavs wreck shit then you are a butthurt faggot who needs to die.
>>73403637
italy is out I think
>>73403229
Doesn't matter since there's a weight regulation, and maces have to be actually less heavy than swords if you want to use them.
>>73403676
shitskin detected
>>73403667
Except for the part where Troy was invaded using subterfuge and subsequently raped and pillaged.
>Troys face when
>>73403802
Fuck off. I'm just sick as to how easily threads get derailed, stupid Ruskie cunt.
>>73404133
The pole is unreal, just ravaging
