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Come on lads, lets go watch the Battle of the Nations, a medieval combat sport event. Watch men built like mountains clobber each other! Don't forget to bring the bants in the comments section!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1tUFx_StSo
>>73366910
Woops ignore the bottom link, or watch it if you want to see what a great leader has to say about nat socialism.
nb4
Was about to start my own thread, Starting with Women's Category today.
>>73366910
First for Spain RECONQUISTA
Where is this?
>>73367014
Nice, don't forget to say antisimetic things when Israel comes on. The mods love that lol
>>73366910
>Last years finale was Ukraine vs Russia
>Russia kicks their ass and wins
>Russia! Russia! Russia! Chanting when they win
Top kek. Crimea all over again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPSHkZF-Ac
HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT ITS BATTLE OF NATIONS TIME!
How is Italy doing?
I like how you can clearly see the difference from the men fighting to the women.
Didn't even know it was women at first due to all the armor.
Is the stream doing werid shit for anyone else?
>>73367756
Ye a bit laggy
>this shag-fest
>combat
>>73366910
what happened to the guy whose spine was finnished? is he kill?
Why do they hit like pussies? It might as well be LARP.
>>73367849
Because it's women fighting atm, mate.
>>73367821
Still in the hospital i'd assmue, don't know how bad it is.
>>73367849
It's Women's Category.
>>73367849
Idk. But I would not hesitate to whack someone in the LARGELY UNPROTECTED LEGS, SHINS, ETC.
Huge weakspot.
>>73366910
How is it daylight????
We haven't blown up Europe's wife's Sun yet?
>>73367849
Oh yea here it is.
>>73367923
They have leg armor though, and you're only allowed to hit on armoured spots.
Do the men fight properly? With full swings and no hugging and slapping?
>just falls over
Are they even trying?
>>73367913
>these fighters
>woman
LEL that explains everything.
Can't even tell with the armor.
>>73368000
Leave Russel out of this you race mixing burger.
The hugging is real
>Dat finn spinn
>>73368016
No slapping, but plenty of hugging.
>>73368044
They are supposed to have tight fitting armor with breast holes and deep necklines. Plus plateskirts.
Good hustle from the fatty with the racing stripe. Nice starting bash and little spin to fight the two handed axe person
What is this joke?
Canadian boys have been wrecking all comp.
WERE COMING FOR YOU BURGERS!!!
>>73368168
women "fighting"
>>73368168
Men only.
She is literally standing behind her with every chance to beat her to death, but she just pokes at her and tries to move her leg. This is triggering me, Brienne of Tarth btfo.
>>73368187
You have to admit that the non-canon armor is the best.
>>73368201
I'm surprised you don't have a Russian flag cuck fag.
>>73368201
Oh, that explains it.
I saw some the other day and it looked much better.
Tell me I'm not the only one with the Benny Hill Theme running through their head at this.
FIGHT ME 1v1 SEE WHAT HAPPENS
>>73368069
baby this is the stuff
>>73368231
I'm the Canadian that made the first threads.
This is awesome for us.
Just bantz lad.
>>73368016
Even with armor, it's brutal. Shit gets broken, fingers smashed off, concussions and worse.
Fucking love the serb mercenary
>this is supposed to be fun
It looks like grown couch potatoes flailing at eachother.
The fuck is this?
guy wearing no pants wut
>>73368391
read the thread
>>73368391
It's the women's turn right now, maybe we should come back later.
>>73368391
it's fucking autistic is what it is
>>73368395
He's french, what do you expect.
French without pants, as was probably also the case on the middle-age tourneys.
>>73368408
>read the thread
I don't need it explained what is going on. I was commenting on how stupid this is.
Everyone ends up hugging in the corner and whoever gets winded first loses.
>>73368467
Same with boxing, MMA, etc.
These are women afterall.
POCCИЯ POCCИЯ POCCИЯ
Look out its the whitest team on earth.
DON'T LOSE TO NON-WHITES
RUSSIA VS ARGENTINA BATTLE TO SEE THE BEST "WHITE" NATION PLACE YOUR BETS
Bylat
russia vs Argentina, battle to see best "white" nation
place your bets lads
>>73368497
When does it get back to men?
Pretty sure even kendo women would be less awkward in that armor.
>>73368391
>implying you didn't describe
>4chan
>/pol/
>this thread
>this reply
cuck boi
This isn't even close
>>73368324
Is it accurate to real battle though? (without the stabbing). Seems the short mace has every advantage over the falchion and pole arms.
>>73368638
>don't comment on us wallowing in shit
Nah, fuck you. This looks like Frank from Accounting re-enacts medival warfare with his drinking buddies.
Stronk tier:
[x]Russia
[ ] Argentina
>Russians kicking ass again
>>73368586
>When does it get back to men?
In 3 hours, 1vs1 Duels
>>73368699
You don't have to be here m9
celtic sperging in the chat
>women
They just can't leave even autistic men to themselves.
>>73368673
No. It's probably fairly close to tournament fighting though.
MURRICA. FUCK YEAH. NY EXPAT HERE, GO AMERICAAAAAAAAAA
FOR TRUMP, MAGA
that fucking american flag armor
>>73368699
Are you Frank? Because that reply was just his type. Very Frank.
>>73368826
We never had nights IRL and we consistently BTFO every other team. At least last year "we" did.
Not sure about this time around.
AMERICA AND GERMANY GREATEST ALLIES
wtf illegal blow what rubbish. "Illegal blows" should mean the opponent is dead.
IM BACK BOYS !!!!!
MY CAPTCHA
AHAHAHAHAH
this is fucking hilarious. girl took so many hits.
>>73367443
har du sjekket buksa for fjert rest i det siste ?
>>73368871
the aussies btfo america this year m8
>>73368793
oh that's cool then.
So blows don't count, all you have to do is push someone on the ground?
>Women too afraid to hurt each other, just resort to grappling
>stuck in a corner with 2 on 1
mad woman
goddamn poland just give up
>>73366910
>This BLANTANT fucking shilling
These fuckers were on /k/, too.
Here's a pro tip: telling people to post a comment is literally second only to "be sure to like and subscribe" in terms of red flags.
>>73368793
Well, the good teams are at least
>>73368934
yeah pretty much, right now is the womens category so dont expect actual fights
>>73368981
get the fuck out of here faggot
Holy fuck that American is brutal
>>73368937
I want to see people charging, tackling, and throwing.
Not 20 halfassed swings of a polearm to someone's helmet.
>lightning bolt
>lightning bolt
>lightning bolt
>get into the stream for first time
>a guy is beating the head of some girl
Kek.
>>73368934
In team battles yes, in 1vs1 it's about getting in hits on your opponent.
>>73368981
wtf are you on about? people just want to talk about it, no one is shilling anything you fat cunt
>>73369008
>Don't expect actual fights
Did you see the American with the halberd? Slamming the skull of the dumb fuckin Pollack? Literally slammed freedom into her skull.
>>73368981
>watching a free stream with your lads
>shilling
???
>>73369076
Fuck that sounds like it'd be so much fun to just take two shields and charge at somebody, just try to bulldoze their ass over.
>>73369053
Wait till the mens 5v5 playoffs later.
This is why I don't go out.
Thanks /pol/
do we really have a woman in the team
>>73369074
all girls lol
Greatest ally WHY
Its weird that the female fighters are still attractive despite being covered in fucking armor
>>73369217
They're all women.
>German fighter goes straight for the Israeli
Germany, No!
>German fighter attacks the isreali
KEK
WHO HAD THE BRIGHT IDEA OF PUTTING A JEW AND A GERMAN ON THE SAME TEAM
Wow.
WTF is all this faggotry.
>>73369377
>I can't read
The American stood strong all 3 matches. American strong.
>>73367443
What time was that at?
>>73369320
>>73369324
Did the announcer just say the Israeli was a woman? Or did I mishear?
>>73369155
I laughed at how brutal this is compared to the women
I like this. But I also dont like it. These are nice fight, but there are no techniques. That faggot uses the haldberd like it is a fucking stick. But I still like it.
>>73369431
Well this is the women's 3v3 category
>>73369256
Oh that's why its kind of low energy
>>73369431
newfags pls go
The little qt knights rushing forward are so cute
>>73369431
It's the women's competition right now.
>>73369462
Could probably just hook people's legs since you're only out once you fall down, I guess.
>>73369454
I kek'd every single clip. So savage, crushing blows.
>>73369462
i don't think weapons technique has any relevance in an armoured fight. Its the bulldozer games.
>>73369155
and the way that Finn(?) goes flying across the ring at 9 seconds is just hilarious to me
Holy fuck these woman """battles""" are so fucking low energy and every single team has the same strategy.
Woman are such low tier
>that move where you rest your sword on your shoulder
I always hated that stance as a kid.
Looks so lame.
>>73369592
holy fuck man cant wait for the 5 v 5 men playoffs
We should recreate this except with all the illegal migrants and make it a blood sport
The victors get to have food and be sent back to Syria
>>73369631
it's the generic go to stance most normies and aspies even use all the fucking time
blame anime and other faggotry high medieval shit
>>73369631
we all know resting your hand on your sheathed hilt is the top tier way
We need to just bring back Gladiator games again using criminals, convicts, etc.
FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM
>>73369478
>>73369506
lol that explains it. was watching thinking "these fuckers look super unathletic, I could dominate this shit."
ARGENTINA IS WHITE
white Argies???1!
>>73369592
metal as fuck, holy shit I can't stop laughing
>>73369418
That's the intensity worth seeing.
People running into jump kicks that break ribs and legs.
>>73369836
>>73369841
Wasn't it a Canadian mercenary?
>>73369539
I don't think you're allowed to hit the back of the legs they only have padding there
So the goal of this is just to knock them off their feet right?
Russia still thinks its 1250 AD
top kek
>>73369893
YES
http://botn.info/rule/en-rules-for-buhurt-category
>>73369899
implying it isn't
>>73369889
Russian with the axe was just doing it.
>>73369893
Or you could "accidentally" rip their helmet off. Automatically "dead"
that russian 3.14, so athletic
>>73369893
If your knee touches the ground you're dead.
No thrusting attacks.
No holding the opponent's weapon.
No strikes to the back of the knee.
i hope USA 2 never plays again. literally lasted only 10 seconds
Correspondant: Jennifer Lawrence?
I wonder if I could start an Australian team
>>73370194
literal garbage
>>73370158
>Tfw there's a cheese burger waiting just outside the list
>tfw you smell it
>>73370241
australia is the green in this webm >>73370194
Im getting triggered by the feminists in the chat.
Also this is fucking boring. When start the men league?
>>73370241
Australia has a team
>>73370194
SERBIA STRONG
Are pommel strikes not allowed or are they just not smart?
>TFW MODS WILL NEVER BAN YOU
WHICH ONE OF YOU got deleted for saying that the prize money is 6 million?
>>73370356
not allowed see >>73369963
have there been any deaths in this game's history?
>>73370356
I've seen plenty of them.
Shield strikes too.
>>73370276
>>73370285
oh.. oh... guess they don't need a 200kg neckbeard then
I havn't figured out what the point of having weapons is. Do they get points for striking the other person?
>>73370277
2h30m until men
>>73370465
>Do they get points for striking the other person?
No, but if you hit them enough they'll fall down, or just give up out of pain.
>>73370465
1v1 is hit-based. That's where you see the actual swings and strategy.
>>73370465
you cannot fight without a weapon, australians kept losing their yesterday so they had to back away and get a new one.
>>73370465
They hurt, mate. One guy had his spine broken yesterday.
>>73370194
>The Aussie guy who knocks the fuck out of the one guy in his charge and then goes on to fucking THROW another one to the floor in the corner immediately afterwards.
They just cannot handle the bantz.
>>73370482
>>73370277
Schedule.
>>73370465
They are required. They can't fight if they don't have their weapon in hand
I reprsent team Poland but I am from Israel
>>73370431
See >>73370242
Shield slams for days.
>>73370277
fuck I can't keep my eyes open, big day tomorrow (today?) and im exhausted
will this be saved and posted in one full video? thanks lads for the entertainment
>>73370552
>>73370552
was thinking the same thing, these euro cucks have nothing on high energy aussie bant
>>73366910
Watched a few minutes, this is like professional tripping whilst dressed up in medieval armor...
I don't see the appeal.
I can't believe that people actually do this shit.
>>73370609
That was USA team 2
>>73370482
Well, I stay because I love the different accents. Bretty cute
Why wouldn't you use a mace when given the option?
poor normies in the chat can't handle the bantz
>Ukraine
no such thing
>>73370242
BULLSHIT CHEATING FAGOTS
>>73370716
I would use the halberd. The headshots are killer.
>>73370716
Less reach
>>73370752
Literally.
>>73370780
that's the whole point when fighting in a melle, which it always becomes. I was thinking a knife would be better so you could stab them through the visor, but i guess thats bad sportsmanship.
"guys please keep the chat clean"
>>73370824
isnt this the guy that killed that other guy
>>73370871
No thrusting attacks allowed.
>>73370876
He's just trying to keep it authentic.
Should I keep spamming this chat?
>>73370876
nah that is the Argentinian getting paralyzed
>>73370876
Broke the guy's spine apparently.
>>73370824
literally btfo
>yellow card for putting pressure on the meme
dont anger kek
>>73366910
Why aren't they rolling like in my vidya games?
Speaking of the paralyzed black guy, we have any news from the hospital ?
>>73371078
touching the grounds means youre out.
also armor is not easy to roll with
>>73370876
that weapon should be illegal, it's got way too much leverage and point pressure. It's almost a spike.
>>73370944
Why can't you guys just talk like normal people? Keep 4chan on 4chan.
What's the woman in the yellow apron doing? She trying to get smacked in the face leaning in like that?
what happaned to the american that got smashed last night in the all vs russia?
I want to see more spinning and flying swords. Grappling should be illegal.
>>73370951
Really?
>>73371078
But they are
see >>73369155 Perfect Finn roll
>>73371126
mods love me faggot.
I dare you talk the same way.
>>73371179
Grappling is alright, but the fence should be replaced with a ditch.
>>73371185
yeah he couldnt feel his arms, is in the hospital right now
>>73371185
yeah
>>73371126
It's called a VPN you cuckold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIAQv7fs83M
every single match, pinned against the list.
so lame
>>73371185
Taken out on a stretcher in a neck brace
new thread?
Or is this just real nigga hours.
NEW BREAD
>>73371480
>>73371405
Don't need a new thread until 300 replies.
Just like real life
lol wtf is this sport
I'LL TAKE BACK OVER
>>73371500
Keep using this one until 300
How much longer before testosterone again? The list hugging is boring.
Was that a bitch cosplaying a muslim with a medieval burka?
Jeanne d'Arc is on bitch !
>>73371500
Delete it it's not the time ,we'll just divide the discussion in two it'll be annoying
>>73371524
It is literally people in armor hitting one another.
>>73371650
Migrate now we can deal with this later.
I ran this from the start.
>>73371650
>divide the 26 posters
France has got a tank lol
I hope the Dutch men's team is less of a dissapointment.
>>73371688
>>73371682
>>73371650
Meh. Just let both die since you can get even 30 people without some thread wars asshats apparently.
Halloween-chan is doing great
>>73371790
HHHHHEHEHEHEHEHEH
yw jamal.
these chat mods are total kikes
Why are they just hugging and holding onto the ledge?
>>73366910
This is gay. This is super gay. They can't actually hit each other because they'll fucking kill each other.
>>73371748
The proud Gascon knight ,bred on cheese ,duck and wine.
>>73371850
>Women are fighting
>This is gay
>>73371842
"strategy"
>>73371815
>doing great
>runs to ally
>just watches her get fucked
>sits down when they turn on her
>fatty supports the USA. I should have known.
>>73371850
What part of "This is a game" do you not get?
>>73371842
They're too weak and slow minded to do anything else under pressure. Women's idea of fun is completely impotent play fighting compared to the men's.
>>73371928
I was thinking the same thing
WHERES THE BLOOD
I WANT TO SEE MOTHERFUCKERS KILL EACH OTHER
>>73371850
It's just a game man, don't be autistic
>>73366910
Ok when is this womens bullshit going to be over?
lmao that argentinian
Is that Argie an American mercenary?
>>73371936
>it's a game
>they allow blows to the back of the neck
It's a very very poorly thought out 'game'
>>73372006
here watch his while you wait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBt5iKa3YSM
>>73371850
>They can't actually hit each other because they'll fucking kill each other.
Uhh what?
Scroll up nigger.
They hit each other quite hard.
>>73372054
I foresee major consquences in years to come.
Regulations when?
>>73372102
an argie already got paralyzed from an axe blow to the neck yesterday kek
>>73371936
It's not a game.
It's a serious combat sport.
>Shield bash to the face
>czech stumbles
I got hard.
>>73371882
>liking women
>not gay
pick one
>>73372173
a sport is a game
>>73371248
Wow sweden, that is probably the best idea you have had in the last decade
>>73372240
Not necessarily.
See: the olympics
this is how you fight in polan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3v3D2r-k68
>>73372320
>>73372082
Kicks and charges are basically the only things that decisively win skirmishes.
>>73372301
You mean Olympic Games?
>tfw no paladin gf
>>73372301
The olympics are literally referred to as "The games"
>>73372376
Is running a game?
Is jumping a game?
>>73372415
it is when you are competing
>>73372141
oh shit, source?
>>73372082
Poor Poland got rekt lol
>>73372301
Well once you have rules ,and winning condition (first past the finish line) and fail states (throw the hammer in the zone). It can arguably be said to be a game.
But that's semantics
That one red/blue's helmet is trashed.
>>73372301
Olympics are called "the games" you inbred retard
>>73372415
Is putting a ball through a basketball ring a game?
WHITE CONFIRMED
>every female team needs a 200lbs practice girl teammate
>>73366910
>everyone saying what I say gets banned in the chat
>Saying 1488 over and over again
>Pretending to be (multicultural)
maximum kek
>>73372441
this one, just look at him flop down
>>73370824
>jews in charge of not back stabbing
>>73372612
Holy shit that fat burka bitch stood still for a good 20 second
Fucking cunt
>>73372615
You'd think the US would be #1 female team in this sport
Argentinians looked nordic
>fatty dies during the 'game'
>>73366910
>medieval combat sport event
Closer to a medieval hugging fest
AW FUCK I MISSED THE INJURY
WHAT
oh shit. someone got fucked up.
>>73372683
She was having a heart attack. Not her fault. Healthy at every size.
How do you think they half mast these flags?
What is the fucking point of weapons in this game, if your goal is to make the other team fall?
I don't get this shit. About as unrealistic as you can get.
My sides
>>73372880
The men actually use the weapons.
>>73372880
hurting them makes them weak
its really not a difficult concept to understand
>>73372671
Wow, fuck this "sport", I'll stick to saber fencing and not being paralyzed from a blow to the neck, thanks.
>>73372880
It's fucking women fighting, what do you expect
They become tired after 1 round
The funny part is I haven't been banned yet for spamming about jews but you cucks seem to get banned on whim ahahahahhahahaha
>>73372880
Not every contest is the same m8. Some have different rules and conditions.
The weapons are for disabling certain areas/wearing your opponent down
anyone have webm of the injury I missed it
>>73372880
How long do you think you can keep standing if someone is bashing you with a blunt weapon?
>>73372795
Gotta eat big to get big
>>73372937
So because you smack my steel-covered arm, it will make me more likely to fall?
What kind of fucking retard logic is that?
>>73372993
Pretty fucking long actually if I'm covered in steel?
>>73372987
There's nothing to see. They sounded the cuckhorn, the fight started, and the fat one immediately ran to the fence, had a heart attack, and died while leaning against it.
gg.
>tfw banned from chat
Anybody remember last year when the Italians had this guy running around trying to trip people? Funny shit.
>>73373037
youll be in so much pain youll give up and lay down instead of keep taking it. no matter where the pain is. just because youre covered doesnt mean its not gonna hurt
>>73373037
>Pretty fucking long actually if I'm covered in steel?
It's still going to hurt, especially if they go for the head.
>>73372082
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBt5iKa3YSM [
That dude is fucking savage! What a god!
>>73373055
top lel. Glad i tuned in.
>>73371248
Full of hippos
rip the jew
is this what medieval fights were like? half the combatants hugging each other and the other half stumbling around like a drunk?
>>73373055
>the fat one immediately ran to the fence, had a heart attack, and died while leaning against it.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH BRO IM DYING OVER HERE
Jesus that girl with the red neck band is a Takedown master
>>73373231
Its how medieval combat would be if there were female "knights"
.gif or webm of the happening?
>>73373231
Obviously not. This is practice girl league. Nothing but fatties and unattractive women trying to do what guys do.
The men's competitionts are more lively. But still, unless there's some meta point system, I'd get a one man advantage then have everyone drag the person they're grappling with to the ground with them.
>>73373232
the teammate just said that her neck cover came off and got hit there
>>73373231
Medieval combat was extremely brutal and gruelling. It was far more violent that modern warfare in the sense that sometimes every defeated soldier was ruthlessly murdered in the hot sun in a very personal fashion.
Try checking out the old book Ivanhoe by sir walter scott. Very good discriptions of the melee.
1v1 coming up lads.
>>73373348
>her neck cover came off and got hit there
That would not feel good...
>>73373037
You're retarded if you think a few millimeters of steel makes those blows not hurt.
>german in the background giving orders
>>73373348
As funny and pathetic as it sounds, she did indeed just run to the fence, stand the, and get pulled down. It wasn't till the very end when someone even swung at her. It was just hugs. She'd given up long before that swing.
>>73373392
the finn got paralyzed and his neck cover was on, so yeah rip
>>73373231
Samefag here, imaging fighting a battle for 6+ hours in heavy gear while every cut, scrape, or bruise could be potentially deadly even if you escaped the fight with your life.
Imagine having your head bashed in with a rock because your opponents sword broke off in your ribs and you weren't dead yet.
Lads, has latvia fought yet
>>73373463
Like I said I made the first threads I saw that.
>>73373546
>imagine reality
And then watch this shit show. lol
>>73366910
> Luxembourgh
> 4 members
> William Woodcock
> Sina Assadi
Sounds like a joke t b h
>>73373474
That's a big guy
>>73373588
There are ethical limits to what you can do in a sport nowadays. Its entertaining enough to watch if you don't have autism.
Which country is usually the best at these? I'm guessing Russia or Poland.
>>73373591
say thx we haven't sweden team
>>73373407
>>73373407
Are you retarded?
They're obviously all wearing multiple layers of padding in addition to steel. They're not morbidly obese. These are 2 minute long fights, not 10 hour real medieval battles.
Fucking weeboo shitbird.
>>73373637
I have a grim view of it because it puts people in needless danger for 'fun' by having these asanine rules about authenticity and an honor system to keep them safe.
>btfo by mongols
ganger :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>73373694
Russia consistantly dominates because they do this shit for fun at home.
France is aight. Men's America is breddy gud.
I remember the English being cool too. Not sure.
When is the mens 5v5 on again? I want to see that Latvia v Argentina
>>73373789
Yeah UK had some pretty good moment
THICK GIRLS EATING ON STREAM
HNNNG
>>73373848
In 4 hours, also we're past 300 posts time to migrate.
>>73371480
>>73373789
These guys looks like the definition of Asperger.
>>73373990
>bo
>ring
