/pol/, I need your best pro-trump memes. I need to spam my friend who's a Cruzfag
>>73348712
nothing to gain from beating a dead horse
>>73348712
No one in this world is a Cruzfag. Not even the Ted himself.
>>73349757
Secure
Why spam pro-Trump memes when you could just spam anti-Cruz memes?
1. He officially received the support of Jewish Zionist billionaire Sheldon Adelson:
http://www.jta.org/2016/05/06/news-opinion/politics/adelson-backs-trump-says-hell-be-good-for-israel
2. He officially condemned anti-Semitism and denounced David Duke for the third time:
http://www.nytimes.com/politics/first-draft/2016/05/05/donald-trump-is-pressured-to-reject-david-dukes-remarks-on-jewish-extremists/
3. He named a Goldman Sachs, Soros funded, Hollywood Jewish banker as his national finance chairman:
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-05-05/trump-names-hedge-fund-manager-as-national-finance-chairman
4. He tasked his AIPAC lobbyist Jewish deputy campaign manager Michael Glassner with planning the Republican convention:
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/donald-trump-michael-glassner-convention-222878
5. He was congratulated by the Republican Jewish Coalition for his becoming the presumptive Republican presidential nominee:
http://www.rjchq.org/rjc_statement_on_donald_trump
You could also just point him to the_donald
>>73349911
>might as well be a fucking leaf
>>73350614
Wrong picture
Thank you, gents. You've made the world a better place.
>>73350853
Jesus that is some shitty quality.
I'm on my phone at the moment so I think that's all I have.
We >>73349878
>>73349911
First of all, not everyone on /pol/ believes the Jewish conspiracy. Second of all, if you do, none of what you just posted suggests the Jews control Trump. To me it looks like they want to be on his good side to brace themselves for his foreign policy which he says will depend on our relationship with a given country. He has total control over his relationships with Jews.
>>73350989
I lied
>>73351099
These autists think its 1939 and that a candidate can just go full power-level and somehow make it all the way to the White House.
Seriously, what do you fucking autists want? Name one fucking candidate who shares your zionist jew-hating ideals that we can all get behind.
>inb4 some 3rd party bullshit candidate no one has ever heard of and who couldn't draw a crowd of 50 people if they tried
Well, while you hold your breath waiting for that to happen we can at least get Trump in office and staunch the slow bleed out of this nation.
>>73351247
Well that's all from me, have this shitty meme I made instead
>>73348712
No problem
>>73348712
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>73348712
send him this
