Battle of the Nations 2016 pt.3
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Regs and rules here.
http://botn.info/en-rules-regulations
>Schedule
>>73286816
can someone tell me what group we are on? I just want to see USA
we got rekt? or is czechia still in?
>>73286920
We were on earlier. Don't know if we will be again.
>>73286946
how'd we do?
>>73286920
Woah, don't be spoilt bro cmon bro dont prank here
You're lucky you get to participate m888
>>73286848
Yes. It looked like all germans in the team were like 2meter high, while spics looked like 1,7m. And spics completely BTFO germans.
Also Ukrainians beating the shit out of French
>>73286976
I forget mostly. We won though I think.
>>73286976
You wrecked everything in the group. Many USA were sung
my fellow bongs ready for Falklands 2.0?
>>73287003
Holy shit, they're just violently hacking them to the ground.
Are there any african / asians teams?
>>73287149
This is the breeding ground for the Nationalistic Death Squads
>>73287055
>Only 1 team for Canada
>>73287149
Yeah, Russians and Ukrainians are beasts. And they dominate these fights for years now.
>>73286601
>What is everybody's weapon of choice?
One handed axe.
>>73287102
The Pakistani badass will protect the Falklands from Argentine
That fucking calm tank will wreck everything ,blows are glancing off him
>>73286931
we still in apparently, actually we should go soon, we are in one of the groups that are going on now
>>73287271
I'm liking the broad sword!
>>73287003
get
fuckin
rekt
>>73287271
Finlet destroyed the fuck out of Austrians with his mace, think I'd go with a similar weapon myself.
>>73286816
link to a stream you stupid faggot
>>73287102
>No bongs died during those two rounds
You can't make this up
>>73287526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73287526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
Holy shit, that is one tall bong.
>>73287271
One of the Poles had a 2 handed broad sword and absolutely wrecked shit. I would choose it, but it would require teamwork so you didn't just get swarmed and unable to defend yourself with a shield.
This UK bloke isn't even from the UK lmfao can't make it up, what a great reflection
>>73287595
what accent did that bong have
>>73287208
No. We had guns by the time we got here
>>73287646
Birmingham
IT'S WWI ALL OVER AGAIN
>>73287646
sounded like native american to me
>>73287646
Typical english babyface, but the voice low as fuck.
This Italia halberd or whatever the hell that weapon is, guy is fucking lethal.
that Italian with the halberd, god damn
>>73287646
he's a slav
>>73287649
You should try getting your country in mate, USA and Canada is involved
Hell, even fucking Israel is rubbing hands with the enemies
>>73287636
Is this going to be a new meme?
>>73287619
halberd or broadsword grouped with short distance weapons are a deadly combo
>>73287819
My nickname in school was broadsword
Ha, never heard of that.
Watching the stream now, funny.
>>73287954
mine was needle
>>73287964
Korea vs Japan
>>73287954
kek I just spat my fucking cofffee out ya bastard
>No Lithuania
Why are we so ass backwards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keQkgmr0PC4
>>73288168
BRUTAL
>>73288168
polska?
>>73288168
FUCKING SAVAGE!!!!!!
>>73288168
holy shit dude
>>73288203
Obligatory chink in armor remark
>>73288168
fucking poles man
Imagine if Asia had an equivalent
and at the end of the year the winner of the east fought the winner of the west in battle of the world
>>73288230
Yes, polish knight headbutting someone who look like slovak knight.
>>73288400
well they would get rekt by russkies no doubt, everybody does
>>73288203
gaijinu samuraiu
>>73288400
Nah, just get them to fight in this one.
Japs can use samurai swords and armour.
We really should be funding this, all the other sports this is way more entertaining. I wanna say maybe modernize that stadium but then again marketing faggots would fuck it up with gay cod colors and logos n shit.
>>73288203
HOLY KEK
>>73288504
>5 minute fights
>10 minute commercial breaks
>>73288504
Imagine professional sports world involved with this.
It would be 160kg steroid monsters beating the fuck out of each other.
>>73288429
hussar spirit still strong in the genes, i see. i like it.
>those 2 fallen combatants having a chat on the floor
kek
>>73288576
I need that in my life.
It would beautifully brutal.
>>73288536
>The westaboos have arrived
>>73288576
>Name of the picture
Did he train from child?
>>73288203
Badass entrance to the world of BoTN
>>73288576
Would pay to see
Why not just use a cudgel for every battle? Swords aren't sharp and you can't stab anybody, so why not just get a nice blunt weapon to beat somebody down with?
>>73288568
Lmfao thats so fucking true
Burst laughing for the first time in years
>>73288705
maybe its limited by rules.
>>73288654
>westaboos
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
YES!
Polan stronk
moldova just an hero
>>73288705
Personal preference maybe.
>Moldova getting Ger vs Br World Cupped
>>73288779
Danger Polan
>>73288705
heavier, more tiring to use perhaps. A lot of factors I'm sure.
>>73288705
The type of weapon they use depends on their strategy which seems to be based on the physique of the fighters. The biggest the dude the less defensive weapon he uses
Swords are mostly used for blocking and stalling
maces and blunt weapons to froce the guy to quit
2 handed to really force the guy to quit and to get fast takedowns early
Falklands belong to the Khanate.
Calling it now, finland is guna rape them
>>73288705
The falchions they use are blunt and have no distal taper so they are essentially cudgels, but look authentic to the period aesthetic.
And if you think about it for a moment there is an obvious reason why they don't use actual anti-armor weapons.
Those Argentinian tabards look pretty cool though.
>>73288168
Fuckin' savages
When are we fighting
pls respond
Why does argentina have the imperial black eagle instead of the grossly incandescent sun?
Also lol at the finngolian
>>73289219
never
MEME CUNTRY FIGHT
>>73289272
Thats rude, we're in Group I
MEDICCCCCCCC
Imagine what it would of been like in the real medieval battles.
Goddamn
Shit guys, you didn't have to kill the Argie.
MAN DOWN
ARGIE DED
>>73287271
one one handed axe with blade on one side and bludgeon on the other side for the back swing sounds like a good plan.
mfw Pekka rekt that Argentine
They had to kill one of them to send a message to the rest of them. Finns doing their ancestors proud.
Great job Finland, you killed one of them.
Good job fins, ya killed him.
mongol steppe warrior broke his neck
Oops, someone's not walking after this..!
>>73289349
This is probably still quite close to medieval tournaments. They tried not to kill anybody then either.
But yeah, watching a full scale medieval battle in war time with thousands of people would be brutal.
Mongols killing white people again
Press F to pay respects.
>>73286816
is there a stream anywhere?
CRUEL HORDE
F
It's fucking dumb
Why even have weapons if you end up just wrestling each other to the ground
>>73289431
>hit with the flat on the arm
>dummass instinctively rises leg and looses balance
shameful desu
looked like he got his helmet cranked around pretty hard, wonder if that's what did it
>>73289431
The defender fucked up by lifting his leg like some sort of pansy getting struck at. If he had moved it backward he could have taken the blow a lot better.
wow fucking great now they're going to ban it, nice one Finland you ruined it for everyone
>>73289524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73289601
So you can have your teammate hit them in the side a few times to speed things up.
>>73289642
>Implying
There have been worse happenings..!
He was chosen to be a sacrifice to Tengri. He should be proud
>>73289506
Absolutely, and you have to really appreciate it during the crusades especially. That basking sun hitting your armor and the chainmail burning your skin, fighting to the death in that heavy plate in the name of keeping Europa safe from the Jihadis
>>73289601
He asks as they're busy stretchering off the mongol horde's latest victim.
>>73289642
There have been bad injuries before, it's not going to be bannned.
>>73289672
They are all wearing armour though
>>73289601
Put a metal pot on your head and hit it with a something large and metal.
>>73289601
Because plate armour was impervious to ranged and bladed weaponry and historical fights in the period ended in wrestling and then either holding the enemy for ransom or delivering a coup de grace through a gap?
Because this is a non lethal tournament?
>>73289727
> That basking sun hitting your armor and the chainmail burning your skin, fighting to the death in that heavy plate in the name of keeping Europa safe from the Jihadis
>you will never serve your king, country, and God to remove kebab
>>73288576
man Idc what the negatives of steroids are if i get to look like that what does it matter?
>>73289601
>Implying your opinion matters
>>73289483
>>73289461
>>73289490
>>73289492
could anyone webm this? I was on the phone and missed it
that girl on wheelchair lmao
>>73289520
what happened?
>finngolian enters the martial blood trance of his ancestors and fucking breaks the argie's neck
FUCKING BRUTAL
>>73289730
Im not watching right now. Caught some late last night and was laughing at how dumb it is
F
>>73289742
Still hurts like hell
omg im scared
is the argie alright?
>>73289792
There is padding between the metal and the skin, and full plate is way lighter and better distributed than what modern soldiers carry, otherwise yeah
sacrifices must be done
>>73288168
>>73287003
This shit is fucking cool man. I thought they were just a bunch of larping nerds gently slapping each other with plastic swords or something
>>73289948
D R O P P E D
>>73289935
hands already not works
Argentina got khan'd
One punch khan
>>73289948
>axe to the neck
RIP IN PIECES PEDRO
S U O M I
P E R K E L E
>>73289780
They have hand rails surrounding the battle field they could hold on to?
Shit so broken back?
we should burn tents with finns for this
So is anybody in this thread actually participating in the event?
>>73289921
That pole arm strike man. That shit must hurt.
>broken spine
More players for the wheelchair team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu4MgS-Rzg
>tfw you will never be a russian strongman
Is there a Swiss team participating in this?
kidney goulash
>>73289948
small headed 2-handed axe should be banned imo, blunt blade doesn't make it any less effective, that was an execution blow
>>73289948
what are you using to record this?
>>73290075
Yes, russian said he was hit between shoulder blades and something broke.
>>73290136
jews are not invited
Is Japan still competing?
>>73290070
It's called a boundaries
>>73290154
If I'm honest m8 I got that from /sp/
>>73290153
They really just need to require a better method for keeping the helmets on. That or a modern neck protector underneath.
>>73289948
>just casually smashing his brainstem
unsportsmanlike tbqh
press F
So what is the point of the weapons if you aren't allowed to hurt the other team?
It's better like fucking soccer
>>73290230
ah ok
>>73290028
A lot of these folks take this stuff very seriously, as sort of a Medieval martial arts kind of thing. Just like Asian nations have their martial arts and tournaments.
>>73290305
They just broke that Argies back with a legal blow.
>>73290305
It does hurt, in fact, broken bones are not uncommon
>>73290305
you can hurt other people, burger.. just cant stab opponents in the neck
>>73290348
Jesus fighting the good fight.
>>73290305
Whats the point in making statements when you don't have the facts
>>73289349
>Imagine what it would of been like in the real medieval battles.
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8LiQFnkuJY
>>73290305
Can you really not understand the matter of degree between 'not being hurt at all' and 'literally being run through with swords/dismembered with axes'?
How did my serbros do? Got shit on?
Argies are pissed off
>>73290537
hope so
>finland losing
nothing new here
Wait, why did the judges take the finn out there?
He was too brutal or what?
>>73290262
They already have extra padding around the neck mate as well as anti-historical extra binding to keep the helmets and visors on.
That amount of leverage and weight with such a small hitting surface is always going to break shit
Other similar events ban axes outright or have heavier restrictions on length/weight, the more you move east the crazier people are.
>Argies avenging fallen comrade
Beautiful Television
NOOOOO KHANS LOSE
rip finland
>>73290650
Looting
>>73290650
They don't want us to kill all of the argies.
>>73290650
Hit a guy on the ground
>>73290348
Argentina Jesu got paralysed for our sins
;_;
Holy shit this huge motherfucker with the axe
THERE IS ANOTHER FINISH AXEMEN
Beware Argentinians. Your necks are in danger
ONION BRO, HERE TO SAVE THE FINS!!
The finnish with the axe is too scared to hit and kill someone
That huge guy with the axe holy fuck. Surprised no one died.
Finns got scared
>>73290831
I think so too, he took it down a notch and avoided hitting the back of his opponents.
YOURE FUCKIG GOING DOWN POLAND
>>73290878
>THE FIN THAT GETS THROWN ACROSS THE ARENA
>>73290878
REKT
>>73290654
You can see the coif got pulled up when he got hit so theres still a problem there that could be addressed. It might not have mattered but there have been a few times someone's bare neck has peeked out.
>>73290878
>That fin going fucking F L Y I N G
>>73290892
>>73290831
These
>>73290878
USA1 is brutal
>>73290878
ahahhahahahahha fucking rekt
>>73290878
>the american with the axe at the end
that guy's ready to fucking kill somebody
>>73290447
holy shit i loved that movement at ~250 they surrounded those motherfuckers and got them, i wonder how would this work irl with molotovs since this looks like an exercise.
>>73290878
That's beautiful.
I can practically feel the freedom radiating from those beasts.
>>73290878
The finns cant hit anybody anymore because they almost killed somebody. Try hard fagmericucks come ina fter the war has already been fought AGAIN
>>73291012
I was thinking that too, especially after noticing the rhythm of the kicks against the shields
>>73290892
They should fear more the wrath of the Khan.
>>73291141
>assmad damage control
face it, you are just inferior
This shit honestly looks like a fuckton of fun.
Bet it costs just as much though.
>>73290878
>stars and stripes tabard
Absolutely fucking amazing.
>>73290878
>finn doing tactical roll got disqualified
for shame
>>73291141
Don't be a sore loser brah.
No fair the poles had a fucking samurai
>>73291248
Its like america is trying to fit in.. kinda sad
Khanate vs khanate battle of the century coming up
Eestibros facing us.
This is basiclly a friendship match.
>>73291141
Lets face it Finland you can't hit a target unless its feet are frozen in the snow.
Fug. What happened, Latvia? Both times you were in the lead and Polaks took it.
>>73291345
what else would they wear? They look better than fucking denmark.
HEIMOSODAT NOW
Still standing by my choice of the broadsword !!!
>>73291247
Yeah the Armour is fucking expensive
>>73291435
Not really, it will set you back about 2k euros, can't call that expensive
>>73291391
i d-dont know
that black samurai looking dude
>>73291397
I don't know man I don't know
>>73291345
Its okay Dane, we try to excell at everything we do, whether it be eating burgers, going to space, or beating up Finns in medieval tournaments set 300 years before the founding of our country.
>>73291247
The most expensive thing is probably the armor itself.
>>73291495
I thought it was like 6-9k?
Can they not use polearms?
>>73291497
That broadsword is deadly
>>73291495
>poor student
>>73291495
Perhaps the fedora to top the medieval weaponry weight on the budget.
>that kickdown
Fucking beautiful.
lol, sneaky Eestibro attacking the back.
>>73291534
Looking at the schedule they have something called "Polearm Duel".
lmao that 3 man fall
finns = fags
where is finnish axeman
GJ Essti
D E R B Y
E
R
B
Y
>>73291737
he's here now
anyone have a link to watch this? op link is not responding.
Check out http://ageofcraft.com/
Its the go to site to buy these armors, featured by Battle of Nations
Finnish mountain is back.
Axe time.
>>73291819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
Makes me want to continue my Vaegirs playthrough...
>>73291862
aaanndd axe bro is down
lads remember when we used to do this thousands of years ago... haha
>>73291819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73291819
my bad man I forgot the link
axeman BTFO'd
>>73291497
Well, at least you have a team in the game, bro. We don't even have that. Also, dem eesti bros doe.
>Russia v Italy
Curbstomp incoming.
>>73287269
thats because they are the only ones taking it serious while the others basically send roleplaying groups.
No jousting? :(
>>73291862
ESTONIA STRONG
Why do we suck so much today?
>>73291908
>tfw no medieval american empire exists in this timeline
haha surely we can take Loldova
r-right?
>>73291970
They were probably demoralized when they almost crippled someone.
>>73287003
This looks way better then what they were doing when I looked it was all just dudes hugging in armor.
>>73291397
Yo star and stripes is surprisingly fitting, but denmark has the oldest flag of all europe, it's actually appropriate for the time period and it's literally bizarro templar, you can't dislike that.
Although maryland knights would be goat
R U S S I A
U
S
S
I
A
>>73291970
They don't give us time to rest.
But if Finns don't win, then Eestibros better pull through.
>>73292057
Also this, axeman started pulling his hits after that injury.
>>73292065
Then watch now because Russians are fighting. they aready chopped down Italians.
>>73291974
It would be to based and overpowering.
I can't imagine the feel when you have to go up against russians, and you know you are gonna get hacked to death
PASTA NIGGERS GOT RAPED
Holy fuck, those Russians are inhuman.
fuck italy gettin rekt
Holy fuck they destroyed that shield. Based ruskies not pulling their blows.
>>73292057
Someone in int said the argentinian doesn't feel his arms, paralysis. RIP if true.
>>73292154
Shattered that italian shield lmao holy christ above
>mfw your a small, skinny american boi who could never hope to fight in something like this.
>>73292111
It probably does not feel good almost crippling someone. But its just part of the sport.
>tfw Italians go home to go get their shineboxes
that fuckin sparta kick
>Mordor vs Italy
russkies are fucking brutal
>>73292331
>almost
Argie doesn't feel his limbs. He's crippled.
>3 jumping kicks to the small of the back in a row
Fucking russia
A
FUCKING
PASTA
where is the link?
how do i get into this is there like a website cuz this is awesome
brutal dropkick
>fold a guy in half
>immediately check if he's still alive before going on with the fight
bretty gud russkies xd
>>73292407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73292407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
>>73292407
nvm got it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqE-FXzx3Lo
OP should put it in the OP
our secret, is that we dont tell our secret lol
Someone post that kick because I missed it
''Our secret is not to tell our secret to anyone''
The madman!
>>73292409
You want to find a local medieval re-enactment or medieval martial arts group. They'll help you get started if they aren't shit.
I remember my college I went to in a medium sized town in central Texas even managed to have one that spared every Friday on the greens. People loved to sit and watch.
>>73292389
Didn't the steward say it's not likely to cause permanent damage?
look at that fucking beast
>45 trenings per week
ayy lmao
>600 Russians want to go
>only 15 get's to go
I want to see these Russians fight for those 15 spots.
>>73292570
They do! They hold competitions to see who goes.
>>73292570
people definitely die in that tournament
>>73292542
I think he said 4 to 5.
>>73292570
I want to see these 600 Russians fighting.
Reenactment wars when?
>>73292606
Yeah mate I bet people get absolutely fucked
Hammer vs Hammer
>the airhorns
MAGA
good job lads
>>73292596
But where can i watch it? Don't want to have to travel to Russia for it.
>kicked out of the arena
US wins BotN when?
RULE BRITANNIA
>>73292313
You could be the team cuck. I mean squire.
>>73292515
NEW BREAD
>>73292733
fuck i was making eggs during this fight, did this really happen?
>>73292536
He will definitely be feeling that hit for a while.
>>73290878
so much freedom, im feeling it.
>>73292536
The qt announcer apparently downplayed the injury. The paramedic said the guy doesn't feel his limbs.
>>73292780
one of the brits literally kicked an austrian outside the ring
ayyyyy we got this
>>73291397
dont worry, these tabards are awesome.
does anyone else hear a dog barking?
>check estonian team
>they are all russian rape babies
>>73292811
jesus shit, no wonder the fins hold back that hard.
may kek bless argentinian jesus who broke his back.
>>73290202
There is an Israel team actually. Also swiss fighting techniques are in the core of Russian "Bern" club, which wins every year, they even published the book about it.
>LATVIA LATVIA LATVIA
good crowd
>>73292959
Yes
why are russians even allowed into czech rep? they attacked ukraine.
>medic
HE DEAD
>>73290878
USA bringing democracy to Finland.
who died? i went to the toilet
>>73293114
well old martial arts. and austrians / german / swiss fencing was and is the shit under these conditions.
>>73292409
this is not your ordinary hobby, you need alot of $$ for the armour and blades and injuries can get pretty brutal even deadly like the guy 2 years ago
Death by snu snu?
What happened? Did we kill someone?
>>73286816
So can anyone tell me how serbian team did in 5v5?
>>73293016
They are just Russians. 1/3 of Esti are.
>>73292814
Shit... but like fuck im kinda glad they downplayed it since its kinda a mood killer
is it over for today?
Come on Latvia! Don't be kill
>stretcher
Another one dead?
>>73293690
What happened?
>>73293593
It's on for another 3 hours according to the schedule.
The crusade demands blood.
He's alive!
>>73293914
not for long
>>73293788
Seems like a broken leg
>>73293914
ye, but i think the leg is broken....
oh god damnit he just had to fucking break his leg
can you hit the balls?
