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>VOTES
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TARGET: 12,089,564
BE AWARE OF #SHILLS4HILL
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LATEST BANTZ
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TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
RALLIES/TH
>Eugene, OR 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql7hTkZOjKY
>Omaha, NE 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwmMlOHItRQ
>Charleston, WV 5/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxzraR2R31g
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/6/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm2LR1xNCU
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>Yoko Gets her Official Trump Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzU9W4OXD0
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Unofficial Trump Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
It's a woofment, folks. All over the news, it's the biggest story in politics.
First for Eugene Rally!
AWOOOOOOO~VEMENT
Posting First of a series of Clinton Crime Victims.
Vince Foster
AWOOVEMENT!
POST YOUR RAREST MAGA AWOO
cult of personality has to be the most annoying buzzword of this election season
First for Trumpfu
Anyone else think the Dem campaign was Bernie's to lose?
If he just altered his message and stopped acting autistic about the banks establishment dems could get behind him. But he couldn't even be fucked to comb his hair.
/cantsleep/ over here!
5th for /kliq/
>>73262271
You should make a collage to spam to Trump and his team
>>73262271
Nice
>>73262314
He never really wanted to be president. He never really wanted to win.
You hear that Cup? I got all yaz delegates hehehehahaaa! Yeah!
TRUMP VICTORY
>NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_KE80TwQUs
>>73262306
Ffffffuuuuuugggggg
>>73262321
Lift weights, then shower.
>>73262244
someone say maga pups?
Fresh OC hot of the presses
>>73262272
LOOVEMENT
>>73262274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
>>73262314
Maybe had he not being such a pussy cuck and attacked Hillary he would have won.
>>73262274
Demagogue and establishment.
>>73262274
I think it might be "rhetoric" or "bigot" or "hitler"
>>73262461
yeah I know this shitty song, my boomer mom listened to it
M
A
G
A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>73262484
He's a plant working for Hillary. There's literally no other logical explanation for why he didn't attack her.
>>73262380
BASED MUSIC.
>>73262412
Goofy Elizabeth Warren
>>73262076
Interesting. I've been prophesizing that rubot would be vp if Trump needed the delegates, otherwise no. Turns out I was right.
Do we need to start digging into hillary's voting record or has someone else already done that?
http://votesmart.org/candidate/key-votes/55463/hillary-clinton#.Vy2N4Z9OnqA
>>73262420
>Someone saved my shitty OC
Thanks anon
Real talk though how do we get Washington state to MAGA
He's going to be in Lynden tomorrow triggering liberal hippies in their safe space.
>>73262607
Lots of people have, but it doesn't hurt to have multiple eyes on target.
>>73262535
does anyone have the list of all of the WWE superstars who support trump?
pic related
i know lawler, coulter, kevin nash, bubba ray dudley , hulk do
>>73262530
I'm already numb to these, they were used constantly before this election began too
>>73262525
this is a close runner up though
So we've used Lord Kek's meme magic to meme Trump to the nomination.
Who should we meme to be VP?
I cast my vote for Rand Paul.
>>73262652
WA will MAGA because there is no other choice.
I was worried for a time, now I comfy instead.
>>73262614
Karma in action, a whole bunch of my shitty OC was posted in the Rally thread earlier
>>73262672
Fucking Hillshills.
It's literally only been 3 days of Trump and Hillary attacking each other and Hillary is already cracking and in full panic mode.
>Shit, call him Dangerous Donald! No wait...we need something else! Fuck, call him presumptuous maybe? Is that funny? Will that poll well? For the love of God, somebody please respond.....
Trump has completely rewritten the rules and they have no idea how to adapt.
We are going to see hilarious levels of "How do you do, fellow kids?" never before seen by man. Hillary's desperate attempts to be hip are going to be cringey and royally backfire.
We are going to see her attempt to copy Trump's mannerisms, poorly and comically. It will be like something out of an 80s movie where the old guy tries to act like one of the cool kids.
We are going to need to make Hillarycore in a month or two. Trump is going to completely JUST her shit up and make what he did to Jeb look like cihld's play.
How the fuck can anyone be delusional and think that Trump isn't going to win?
He's a meme master genius wizard and they keep fucking taking the bait like the retards they are.
>friend is talking shit about trump just doing it for the money
>remind him that trump is already a billionaire
>friend btfo
This motherfucker has spent his entire fucking life readying himself for this election. Stone is going for the jugular in the months leading up to the election. With Stone at Trump's side Hillary will not know how to deal with Trump. He is unlike any Republican candidate in history who doesn't give a shit about being reelected or being nice. Stone knows everything there is to know about the Clintons and will be utilized to the fullest extent.
>3 days until Nebraska, West Virginia
>10 days until Oregon
>17 days until Washington
>31 days until the Final Five
>38 days until trump's 70th birthday
>72 days until the Convention begins
>185 days until the general election
>>73262672
This is NOT anime!
>>73262744
>Busted
They were trying to hide it?
>>73262534
shit tier 90s music
>>73262713
COMFAWOOOO
>>73262614
Was not expecting that flag.
>John Kasich Suspends His Presidential Campaign
YOU CANT STUMP TRUMP!!
>>73262696
Oprah
>>73262540
If that were true, he would have dropped out of the race by now so that Hillary could focus on Trump.
But the socialist is holding her down like an anchor.
>>73262352
That would probably be easier. Almost like Sgt. Pepper album cover.
>>73262549
BASED TASTE.
THE FAMILY THAT I LIVE FOR
ONLY BREATHES THE AIR
THAT SMELLS OF MAGA
YOU FELT THE POWER THAT MAKES THE SKIES RUMBLE AND THE EARTH SHAAAKE
These new Hillary memes aren't really funny. Her face is just scary, but not like punchable like Cruz. Just scary.
>>73262744
>Get hired by Hillary to troll
>Spend all day on 4chan shitposting
>Only spread subversive pro-Trump ironic posts
>When the time is right, sell out the identities of everyone you worked with
Sounds pretty comfy to me
>>73262696
I second Randlet for VP
>>73262763
I CAN NOT WAIT
Anyone have the pic of Hillary's mariachi band?
>>73262672
T-that's not Momiji!!
>>73262696
Ben Carson would be sweet. I love the sleepy doc. He would help get out the nigger vote for Trump but Carson wouldn't be super useful in the government, though. I don't believe he's ever held political office before either.
>>73262894
Trump will provide some good material we can paste to the pics for epic memes.
>>73262848
I love me some funeral marches.
Unrelated, but also amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yd3YjvytSA
>>73262321
Very comfy Pepe :D :D
>>73262751
We have to rile up Barney supporters the day before a dem primary occurs. Keep the results close so Shillary has to waste even more money and time on him.
>>73262763
Stone has basically spent 20 years learning every dirty deed the Clintons have done. I bet no one is more excited about this election than based Roger.
>>73262790
The real question is who was behind Kasich, was he a plant of Cruz, or Donald?
His actions we're really suspicious.
Glenn Beck is convinced Kasich was in Trumps pocket from the very start.
>>73262974
k...
>>73262909
>>73262909
>>73262909
this
I really want a job with Correct the Record
>>73262974
K..
>>73262909
I really wish that would be true.
>>73262751
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kQdTekHSgAI
>>73262943
Better version.
>>73262974
K..... Keep me posted
>>73263040
Yeah but I can't edit that one without Trump stickers
>>73262696
HERMAN CAIN!
ALL ABOARD THE TRUMP/CAIN
>>73262763
>>73262914
>>73262992
And let's not forget a certain professional who's very good at his job who now has his sights set on Shillary.
>>73262995
Kasich was the the GOP establishment's house boy. He was only staying in the race to sit on those Ohio delegates.
I'm sure he was told to stay in so long as Cruz was in.
>>73262696
Carson or Rand are the best I can think of so far.
>>73263073
>>73263090
I wonder if Charlie Black will come home.
CAN SOMEONE POST THE FRED TRUMP WITH THE MAGA HAT THAT MADE DONALD CRY ON TWITTER?
THANKS
>You will never wake up with morning wood and hear Ivanka say "Good morning, Mr.President."
>>73263073
Stop posting dicks you fucking faggot, I'm having a fantasy over here and your shits not welcome.
>>73262681
please respond
>>73263099
Thank you.
Just keeping up the bants.
>>73262974
I'll keep saying it because I know that it's fucking true, this man knows something and his fucking power level is off the fucking charts.
>>73262681
The Hulkster
>>73262751
Dangerous Donald sounds like an action hero
Loose Cannon just reminds me of Clint Eastwood
Watching protestors wave the communist flag is so disturbing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3A0af859c
>>73262995
I think it's very possible Trump cut a deal with him for VP or some other position after Cruz dropped out but I doubt they were in it together from the beginning since if Kasich weren't in Trump would've pretty much wrapped up the nomination weeks ago by winning Ohio
WASHINGTON STATE RALLY-GOERS
I know several co-workers who will be going to both events to protest violently and have made their intention to stir up a riot clear. All of you guys, be safe. Maybe we'll see eachother
>>73263189
I WANT MY MEDIA DAY, GOVERNMENT
>>73263140
Alex Riley posted a pic of him wearing a MAGA hat. He got released though.
PRAISE KEK
I'm trying to watch Hillary videos I've never really seen her before I'm trying to figure out what she's about.
She just seems like a boring faggot.
Also she's too old.
>>73263139
right in the feels
fug
Godspeed Brian Lee Henderson
You're a good man
>>73263131
What? A tweet made The Donald cry?
>>73263227
The feed at the bottom is just depressing
>>73263203
It's become a regular thing now thanks to Bernie.
>>73263140
IDK THEY ALL BETTER LOVE TRUMP OR GTFO THE RING
>>73263246
One thing she never fails to do right is pander to minorities
>>73263139
>>73263203
>bad hair
>problem glasses
>tie dye shirt
>probably zip-off cargo shorts
>probably long socks with bad sneakers/sandals
>Communist flag
>Shitty backpack
>Buzzwords
EVERY STEREOTYPE IN ONE PERSON
>>73263271
the one I'm looking for did
Fred with a MAGA hat
anyone have it?
>>73262751
As you well know, Jeb was selling a Guaca-bowle. That's pronounced guaca-bowl-ee. Perhaps the memest reaction I've seen in the nomination.
Do you think Hillary with top it somehow? I think sooooo XD
>>73263319
>>probably zip-off cargo shorts
What's wrong with these?
>>73263390
Just throw 'em away m8
>>73263390
Unless you're biking or hiking I don't think they're alright.
>>73263390
The zippers on the knees irritate my dick.
>>73262024
>most people in the northwest live in Portland and Seattle
>Trump completely misses them on his campaign
I wanna go to a rally, but I don't wanna drive 6 hours there and 6 hours back.
Who here /drunk/
AMA
>in b4 no alcohol etc.
>>73262337
Is this shopped? Nash is a nigger lover and wannabe nigger from way back. Supported Obama and Gore etc.
gingrich 4 vp
>>73263468
Those cities are full of SJWs. He doesn't need another Chicongo.
>>73263472
Stop now before it's too late
>>73263149
TACO BOWL AMIRITE?
>>73263468
He said he'd do one in the Puget Sound area, I'd expect him to fly into Boeing Field and do a Hanger Rally.
>>73263298
yep, she literally just started going on about SYSTeMIC RACISMS
>>73263472
o/
drinking whisky and shitposting
>>73263540
Kek, nobody looks like they want to be there.
>>73263429
>>73263446
Wat
>>73263455
What zippers on the knees? Are you not talking about regular cargo shorts?
>>73263540
OMG TRUMP HAD A MARIACHI TOO! PANDERING RACIST FUCKING BIGOT. Oh wait, that's a Hillary rally? Oh, good to see she's reaching out.
Hnnnggg
This girl wants Trumps dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCFoNDv8yNA
>>73262696
TRUMP/TEBOW 2016!
>>73262765
>38 days
>This election
I feel like thereare some really old fags in the political business whether they are radio host or political hitman are literally born for this greatest and laat fight of their lifes.
>>73263606
She should have hired some illegals.
>>73263507
Maybe, but we're also a lot lazier and whiter than Chicago. He'd get some resistance to be sure, but we wouldn't have another one of those.
>>73263540
It is unbelievable what a fuckup she is.
Someone has a link to the show Ann Coutler was last night?
>>73263587
Nice pham, rum over here.
MAGA
>>73262995
Trump could easily buy out Kasich. Think of all the exotic food Trump could offer him.
>>73262975
Dude, that's insane, I've been trying to download this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGikth4k7jM
>>73263540
>that pic
>she is taken more seriously than Trump
>>73263227
IS THAT FUCKING REAL? DON'T FUCK WITH ME. IS IT ? IS ITTTTT?
>tfw when Trump supporter who browses Trump general for hours everyday
>tfw random customers at my work come up to me and tell me to vote for Hillary "because Trump is a racist"
Now I have to deal with Hillary shills in real life
>>73262696
Hulk Hogan
>>73263652
I'd say Peyton would be better but he endorsed Jeb Bush.
>>73263626
Guess that raping and drugging really fucked with her huh?
>>73263709
Yes, it's on every Fox 10 stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyA-TMHl54A
That fucking twitter rand he started, is this guy normal?
>>73263752
Chicken parm with guac.
>>73263717
Tell them to keep it to themselves or get out.
>>73263611
Zipoff pant/shorts are pants. They've got zippers encircling the knee of the pantleg. You unzip the zipper, slip of the pantleg "sleeves" and you're left with shorts.
I was making a joke about having a dick that swung down by my knees, thus being irritated by the pantleg zipper.
>>73263662
Taiwan, #1 :)
U N C O M M O N F L A G
THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE!!!
can someone explain how this fucking image got 100k likes?
hes just eating a fucking taco..
>>73263779
Elizabeth warren is just really really fucking autistic.
LOVE
O
V
E
TRUMP'S
R
U
M
P
'
S
HATE
A
T
E
>>73262763
>our faces when Stone is killed in a mysterious car crash caused by a small plane crashing into his car that will be ruled a suicide even though he'll have 3 bullet holes in his head
>>73263802
Oh. Yeah I wasn't talking about those.
That looks awful.
>>73262337
>>73263489
>Is this shopped? Nash is a nigger lover and wannabe nigger from way back. Supported Obama and Gore etc.
LIES
I
E
S
GIVE ME FEELS
>>73263839
I love Trump's hatred for gloablist filth like Hillary.
>>73263832
Its meme magic, it just works.
>>73263832
It hit a popular holiday hashtag and then libtards started REEEEEEing and spreading it around. He's making his enemies do his work for him.
>>73263835
It's called toxoplasmosis
>>73263744
We're gonna make America great again, anon brother.
>>73263846
>implying Trump doesn't protect his own with his divine powers
>>73263684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Ou-ISntvs
My one vice (besides funposting).
>>73263867
We all do, anon.
Trump is an expression of repressed Nationalism that was much needed.
>>73263790
top kek.
>>73263611
I'm sorry, anon. You can wear whatever you like but I will not hide how I feel.
>>73263691
Despite it's SJWness in some parts it's all in all a pretty good movie, but if you want to experience the best part of the movie all you need to do is play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzwPzsRdfUQ
Start at 1:30
Also, here's something to listen to when you're done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCEI0-Yrp1c
>>73263812
Fuck the C's 2bh pham
>>73263846
stone is so paranoid he probably keeps a stinger in his trunk just in case
What is the over/under Hillary will do fake tears on the campaign trail when her numbers tank to garner sympathy?
So err, whats this about hiring a former Goldman Partner and Soros employee to be his financial chairman.
W-w-we are all right with this g-guys?
>>73263904
Forgot pic
>>73263090
Shit, it's Paul 'tell God I said hello' Manafort !!
>>73263938
I got confused about what you were talking about. I thought you were talking about regular cargo shorts.
>>73263849
They are popular among cucked liberals and local public TV station nature show presenters.
>>73263925
Two of my more liberal friends tried to argue with me that American nationalism is bad, but foreign nationalism is a-okay. They are completely lost and I'm afraid I may have to put them down when the time comes. Their arguments were that America only exists due to the suffering of others and being proud of that is evil.
>>73263832
It's a largely ironic photo.
He's the master at manipulating the media.
You should see the stats on his facebook post, so far:
>781K likes
>579K shares
>>73264000
Those aren't that bad.
>>73263904
>>73263976
Love me some Sailor Jerry pham
>>73263626
>wow she supports Donald Trump
>I'm unsubscribing
t.numale keklord
>>73263802
I became inspired.
>>73264002
They don't look very comfortable.
>>73262024
>that 5 de mayo tweet
literally suicide kek
>>73263962
Wow she really looks mean.
"my racist bigot father! omg!"
>>73264055
>>73264038
They don't sound like true friends to me. You should get out to some of these alt right shin-dings and meet like minded people in the flesh. Its liberating.
>>73264055
fucking KEK
>>73264038
>I may have to put them down
I laughed harder than I should have at this.
Are you guys watching Red Eye? That Jessica Tarlov has such an annoying voice. A creaky tranny voice..
>>73263953
WE NUMBA 1
>>73263820
Will he brake the 100% ceiling though ?
>>73263832
The funny thing is liberals accuse him of pandering but his post has more substance than that - it's comedy gold.
>>73264202
>mfw Trump stumps math and breaks 100%
>>73264202
CEILING TRUMP IS WATCHING YOU DELEGATE
>>73264202
No fucking chance. I must shill for hillary now
OY VEY
Just read this based Crusader quote:
"Kill them all, God will recognize his own."
- Arnaud Armaury, Abbot of Citeaux
Saracen delenda est
>>73263139
I know that feel now Brian ;_;
>Hillary's face when Did my VP just get stumped?
Red Eye on Fox is so based right now. Watching this segment bashing all these trump tweets? What a petulant child LOL.
Anyone else seeing this?
>>73264225
>>73263832
Here's exactly why
>>73263832
Liberals were screaming that it's the equivalent of him eating a piece of fried chicken and saying "I love the blacks"
Plus just look at that shit eating grin
>>73263832
>just a taco
First, it's a taco bowl
Second, there's a pic of his ex-wife in a bikini under the newspapers (though you only see it in the full version, not that crop)
Third, there's a picture of him and Hillary sitting on the floor
Elder God tier meme mastery.
>>73264284
Hillary webms are fun.
>>73264299
Fuck Brown Eye, and Fuck Greg Shitfeld.
>>73263752
He would help him win Florida in a landslide, and women love him.
Trump defended Tebow a little while ago.
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/trump-decries-tim-tebowmichael-sam-double-standard/
>>73264264
>"Kill them all, God will recognize his own."
Christlike indeed.
>tfw i accident said "crooked hillary" and "little maco" in a conversation with my parents
>trump's branding works
>>73264258
Man, David Duke is a pretty good twitter shitposter desu senpai
I never knew
>>73262274
>>73262525
>>73262530
The most annoying word of this election is definitely "true/consistent conservative"
>>73264357
Hilarious.
So Today at work I was in the break room and these 2 co workers of mine were talking about Donald Trump and one likes Trump and the other doesn't so the one who doesn't like Trump was literally calling my other co worker a racist and all the same shit the liberals say. He called Trump a globalist who is only for the billionaires and rich middle class people and everyone else would be poor and that World War 3 will start because Trump will piss of China by not "paying them back" and that we would be a third world country if we make our products all in the U.S.A. Also he was saying Trump is probably a racist and hates mexicans and blacks and This kid literally made me put down my phone and i called him out on all his points and I started getting angry and I kept my cool and started off by saying first of all he is a Nationalist not a Globalist ...the kid said its the same thing. I literally almost lost my cool and I said you're too fucking stupid to even talk to about this.
>Kid is 18 and he is white and about 5'0 tall.
>>73264305
I wanna save that 666X666 image
>>73250292
What show was ann coulter last night?
>>73264421
Hillaryous
Can you explain this to me: how does one audit the fed without getting JFK'd?
>>73264453
Real Time with Bill Maur
>>73264453
Real Time with Bill Maher
>>73264390
What do you think about Holy War? Is there such a thing? What is the role of a Christian in matters of war? I'd genuinely love to hear what you think.
>>73264330
But why does it have so many "likes"? Like I can see them retweeting it to show all their liberal fag friends how racist they think he is but it has a shitload of likes which makes me think a lot of people actually liked it
>>73263832
Also this
Tabloid reading gossipers probably went nuts over this
>>73264453
https://youtube.com/user/NMAWorldEdition
>>73264228
o shit waddup
>>73264389
Follow up
>“And I’m very happy that he got chosen,” Trump said. “I’m all for it. I think it’s great that he got chosen. I hope he does so well. But I thought he was really going at it. I haven’t seen anything like that in a while. He was really going at it. Yet when Tebow did his thing, which a lot of people thought was totally fine, he was just criticized so badly. I guess you could say there is a double standard. It’s sad.”
>Sad!
>>73264417
>I'm a true conservative. I've conserved literally nothing and have done little to stop the rampant extreme liberalism in this country. I'm essentially a human speed bump. VOTE FOR ME!
>>73264417
Oh shit that one too. SO many fucking tired buzzwords.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCJJxJ1LlEM&feature=youtu.be
>>73264509
>missing the pic of Hillary sitting on the floor
>>73262696
Rand already said he'd support Trump as the nominee.
Did someone say Marla?
Did someone say Tiffany???
>>73263832
Are you familiar with the cliche saying:
>A picture is worth a thousand words
Well, here it is in practice
>>73264509
>>73264332
do you think his office is just a mess or did he purposely place everything like that?
and what does kek thing about a human abusing meme magic this hard
>>73264138
>>73264450
You can get it here too.
>>73264500
>What do you think about Holy War?
God is not love then if war can be Holy.
>What is the role of a Christian in matters of war? I'd genuinely love to hear what you think.
I think you make up whatever you want.
>Trump will never tell you to take a picture of him eating a taco salad
>>73264541
>checks the like bar
>>73264684
>how to lose an election in one image
>>73264610
The dog is losing it's novelty.
i jhust cant believe that a dude is going to shitpost his way into the presidncy
>>73264675
Is war hate?
Is there such a thing as a justified war?
I want to protect his smile
-1 vote
Trump BTFO
TRUMP BROUGHT UP HILLARY SILENCING BILL'S ACCUSERS
CNN DOING MAJOR DAMAGE CONTROL
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>73264600
I can't find this image without a billion watermarks
Someone say puppers?
>>73264707
How could you possibly think this was a good idea for your campaign?
>>73264758
its one of the few images in my folder
>>73264724
It's a chop
>>73263963
Are you the same guy who always spammed the r-r-ready for h-hillary wojack pasta?
>>73264517
>>73264453
Oops.
Here it is.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=g-ZPTgaqFLg
>>73264785
demotivation pictures are literally ten years out of date
>>73264781
>3 hours
I just think his grandmother just gave up and said "alright, you're right".
>>73264763
HABEEB IT
>>73264781
>She didn't just tell him that to shut his face
>>73264781
It only makes a difference if she lives in a swing state.
>>73264848
So's Hillary.
>>73262938
>implying that matters
the purpose of the vp is to win a swing state and chuck peanuts at the roof of the vp office
>>73264804
A lot of people don't understand this, Democrats actually are very fond of their guns.
Even Bernie Sanders would never dare talk about gun confiscation. It's political suicide in America
>>73264610
Our rampant memes are what freed Kek in the first place. You think Kek was operating at all before 2012? The satanic illuminati knew the power Kek possessed and so they caged him. Kek, a being of pure light and goodness, could not exist in the world of the Illuminati so they jailed him. Unfortunately the Illimunati grew complacent over time and overlooked the meme factory that is 4chan. With a righteous and furious fire, Kek broke his bonds upon the residual energy of one thousand dank memes. He is now back and has chosen a human champion to bring light back to the world. That champion is Donald J Trump.
>>73264779
>Is war hate?
War is violence and hatred for your enemies. Both things Jesus said NOT to do.
>Is there such a thing as a justified war?
It depends on what you view as justice.
The filthy mudslimes say the same thing as that crusader quote. Just switch God for Allah.
Your mindset is no different in that case.
>>73264926
ayyyyyy
>>73264837
@6:09 it's fucking disgusting, that cuck dan savage is incredible
>>73264837
Also here.
ANN COULTER ON REAL TIME
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5LOxyj1OAFw
>>73264800
Yeah post cute puppers
>>73264827
Not if it kek has anything to say.
>>73264781
>berniefag being autistic
the only thing he changed her mind on is being pro-life
>>73262995
>Glenn Beck is convinced Kasich was in Trumps pocket from the very start.
That's one hell of a conspiracy.
>>73264783
http://pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
>>73264779
war is a negotiation tactic
>>73264800
That's a happy pupper.
>>73264929
And Trump has really ramped up the support for gun rights thanks to Paris.
>>73264593
It's always weird when the mother is hotter than the daughter...
What's this about hiring a former Goldman Partner and Soros employee to be his financial chairman?
What is he thinking /pol/?
>>73264961
Here is the first part.
see >>73264980
>>73264707
How can the like/dislike ratio get that bad? That's legendary levels of dislike that only shit like TUCK FRUMP could accomplish.
It's like an accomplishment in itself.
>>73264785
I took a shot
>>73264947
What would be your ideal response to the spread of Islam?
>>73265010
Interesting, tell me more in the new thread.
>>73264900
>>73264900
>>73264900
>>73264900
>>73264900
>>73264900
Migrate!
>>73265059
what are people saying about this
>>73264610
>did he purposely place everything like that?
Of course he did. People will be talking about it for days
>>73262314
If you've read anything about Bernie he just likes hearing him self talk and grandstanding. He'd have absolutely no idea how to conduct himself as an actual president, I mean shit he's been a seated senator for 30 years and do you know how many bills he passed by his own pen? Extremely few. He like rallying people, he likes feeling important, and he likes complaining but he doesn't like actually doing work as further evidenced by his lack of holding a fucking job until he was 40.
Socialism is really a perfect fit, the rhetoric always sounds nice if your unassuming and lack critical thought and him and Marx are perfectly matched. Both Marx and Bernie never worked for a living in the real economy and pedalled half brained ideas to idiots using the money of others to print their pamphlets.
>>73264781
Afterwards, she forgot about the argument and voted for Trump.
>>73265059
I find it funny, as someone who is half native american, that so many stupid white people are virtue signalling their anger over this tweet. It's a funny joke, lighten up assholes.
>>73265074
I dunno, possibly talking about executive gun confiscation in freedom loving burgertown
Most democrats are for gun control. Perhaps limiting automatic weapons. But outright gun bans are off the table
>Trump people are dog people
You think this could spread? Turn the political war into fights about dogs and cats? Anything is possible.
>President Trump mandates that puppers are best and need more funding to no kill shelters.
>>73264781
If a berniebot argued with me for 3 hours over Trump I'd lie and say "Yeah ok you're right" just to make him shut up and fuck off
>>73265100
>What would be your ideal response to the spread of Islam?
Not equal religious zealotry. Unless you're someone who can easily look over stunning hypocrisy.
>>73265111
Basically every tweet in response is negative, my instinct is Trump fucked up but on the other hand I've learned that Trump operates on an intellectual level I can't even begin to comprehend so I have faith it will work out.
>>73265240
But what, though?
How do we stop it?
Because they certainly won't stop.
They will never, ever stop.
>>73264781
Jesus, I've only talked to a family member for thirty minutes at most (per installment) about Trump.
Three hours just sounds like torture, no matter the topic.
>>73265240
The problem with Islam isn't "religious zealotry" retard, it's that it's not Christianity. Atheism is degenerate, go back to pleddit.
>>73265044
>Former
If there are two things written in stone /pol/ knows...
Jews make good bankers.
Jews make good lawyers.
He isn't officially tied to the ultimate Jews anymore for all we know, but if you want the best, you gotta get your hands dirty. I hate it too.
>>73264781
Grandma just told him she wouldn't vote for Trump because after 3 hours she had enough of his whining. Still a Trump vote.
>>73265325
>But what, though?
>How do we stop it?
With strategic military planning and execution. Along with international cooperation. Hence: Trump wanting to ally with Russia.
You don't fight pseudo theocracy with pseudo theocracy.
>>73265433
>religious fascism and mass murder in the name of God is only okay when I do it
There's that stunning hypocrisy I talked about. Not that I expect someone like you to think outside your little box.
>>73265436
>Jews make good bankers.
>Jews make good lawyers.
>>73265596
Interesting. So you have no issues destroying Islam, but you want the Christians to stay quiet about their motivations behind it?
>>73265596
There's nothing wrong with fascism or mass murder, period.
>>73265782
Do explain the difference in motivations.
>>73265833
Careful with that edge.
>>73265922
>>>/r/the_donald
And please stay there.
>>73265922
One is worship of country, one is worship of God.
All men worship something.
>>73265991
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch?
>>73266112
Ah, I see now. You're an Atheist, then?
>>73266112
Katanas are literally shit tier swords, jian master race
>>73266067
Muslim:
>Kill everyone in the name of God because we're right/God wills it
Crusader:
>Kill everyone in the name of God because we're right/God wills it
Explain the difference.
>>73266286
More like:
Kill those who would kill our own because God wills us to protect the defenseless.
>>73266207
I would say so as I reject theism but I'm largely an apatheist. I don't care if there is or isn't. It's irrelevant to me.
Religion itself is a much more real threat. Not that all religions are all bad in the same way. But the mere idea of "I can do whatever I want without consequence or reason because God is on my side" is very dangerous.
>>73266459
But so is "I can do whatever I want without consequence or reason because there is no God, or He doesn't care."
Having a set of morals is a necessity for a society.
>>73266426
>Kill those who would kill our own because God wills us to protect the defenseless.
>>73264264
>Just read this based Crusader quote:
>"Kill them all, God will recognize his own."
>- Arnaud Armaury, Abbot of Citeaux
You're just someone with violent fantasies looking for a feigned moral excuse to justify them.
>>73266530
>But so is "I can do whatever I want without consequence or reason because there is no God
Both are sociopaths. Although I would say the person who lacks belief is more inclined to think about the consequences of his actions.
The point is you're a hypocrite.
>Having a set of morals is a necessity for a society.
I never disputed otherwise. I pointed out your hypocrisy.
>>73266574
No, I was just quoting a dramatic line.
I don't honestly believe that every non-Christian should be killed, and I'm sorry that's the way that it was interpreted. That's not what Christianity is about, of course. Wars should only be fought in the defense of others, like many of the Crusades were; the defense of the Arabian Christians.
>>73266694
>No, I was just quoting a dramatic line.
>I don't honestly believe that every non-Christian should be killed
>>73266745
Alright, obviously you're not looking to find a discussion. Sorry you've had such a shitty experience with religion.
>>73266286
The difference: Christianity is our side.
You're basically a race traitor.
>>73266814
>obviously you're not looking to find a discussion
And neither are you. You don't want someone pointing out what a tremendous hypocrite you are and you backpedal as soon as you're shown to be one.
You lack both logic and balls.
>>73266951
No, I have provided answers that you choose to disagree with. You can't just claim victory when you disagree and prance about shouting "HAHAHA GOT YOU"
