>Slovenian Anti-Migrant Protesters chant “Donald Trump!”
https://twitter.com/_AltRight_/status/704888784555515904
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OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA, MT, NJ, NM, SD: June 7th
>VOTES
CURRENT: 10,716,280
TARGET: 12,089,564 (BUSH 2000)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER
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LATEST BANTZ
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UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
TV STREAMS
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RALLIES/TH
>Charleston, WV 5/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxzraR2R31g
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>Yoko Gets her Official Trump Gear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGzU9W4OXD0
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Fiorina Gives Cruz a Hand
https://twitter.com/TheFix/status/727657684904849408
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Dana Loesch Mentions Cvckservative on FOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
Previous Threads
>>73165493
>>73165378
THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
THIS IS A CHOO CHOO CHOOVEMENT
Thank god it's over, no more reason to vote till the election.
>>73171000
Goddammit wrong picture.
Can someone post the webm of Jeb Bush's worst nightmare?
I need it for research purposes.
I think Trump should campaign on women's issues that piss femnazis off off..
>have you ever seen a fat woman and gone, hmmm, I want to look like that?!?
>MAKE WOMEN SEXY AGAIN
>>73170890
Nice gif, OP.
So is everyone going to vote in the primaries or not? reeeeeeeeeeee
Awwooooooovement
first for Canadians for Trump
Did Trump say anything about raising the minimum wage ever? Shills are saying he's flip-flopped on it.
They're also saying that he's flip-flopped on his tax plan. Wasn't he going to close them loopholes for the corporations and super-rich, though?
His tax plan is more beneficial than Shillary's and Bernie's, anyway, right?
![d2Qvim[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/688ISkA.jpg "d2Qvim[1].png")
>>73170890
Exploitable Hillary Heads
You have been feeling the Bern for over a year and it's finally election day. After coping with Bernie conceding the nomination to Hillary in July and failing to go through with the planned mass suicide, you are feeling lost on who to support. You put on your best pair of fingerless gloves and cargo shorts, grab your chain wallet, and hobble outside. After sipho-, er, redistributing some gas from your mom's SUV, you hop in your teal Geo Metro and drive to the nearest polling station. After a couple of games on your DS and a few vapes later, you finally receive your ballot. Who do you vote for?
A. Hillary Clinton
B. Donald J. Trump
C. Third-party candidate/Write-in
(If you don't vote you won't get any chicken tendies)
Trump gives me hope for the future.
>Nice Republican nomination you have there Donald, it would be a shame if I ran third party and ruined your plans...
>>73171089
No tax plan survives through the Congress unscathed, they're all fairly worthless except as a general goal.
>>73171060
This forced humor is pathetic and boring. You're not doing a good job fitting in. Try sticking to hysterics or inanity.
>>73171150
I CAN STILL HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE
GET OUT OF MY HEAD LYIN' TED
>>73171150
LYIN' TED
HOLDS THE BIBLE HIGH
PUTS IT DOWN
AND THEN HE LIES ABOUT BEING A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
Get a load of this Bernout getting BTFO by a Clinton superdelegate!
Meme magic
Finally, I am free.
Thank you, Donald.
Hand over the delegates, Donald. It's over
What's his name?
Vote for me kids, I promise I'll outlaw free speech and ban all guns like you want. All boys will be feminized as well.
Elect me.
Elect me.
ELECT ME.
DO IT.
NOW.
>>73171020
>Goddammit wrong picture.
Was it really?
MAGA MAGOOOO
>>73170890
Who is Hungry Hobbit?
>>73171109
What is a chain wallet?
>>73171150
I pray he and Sanders both do.
Between Clinton, Trump, Sanders, Cruz, Johnson, and the other Libertarians, it would be a cakewalk for MAGA.
Mika so based so cute
>>73171310
Someone got the maga hat templates, my folder is on another pc right now.
>>73171089
He's never said he would raise the minimum wage. He said he would look at it but wants to make it so that jobs far above the minimum wage are the ones people are getting.
He's always planned to raise taxes on the super rich Wall Street players including himself. This is not new. Everyone else gets tax cuts.
Her ass is still leaking guys.
>>73171322
underage b&
>>73171280
I assume he wanted a picture with a train, hence "choo choo choovement".
>>73171339
big tits too
>>73171310
Kasich?
>>73171226
That superdelegate might honestly just be Clinton under a different name, they both write like they're having a stroke.
>>73171226
Remind me to read up on letter etiquette when I migrate LEGALLY to USA.
Do Hillary and Donald get entrance music to the debate like WWE?
This song should be Donald's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRHBLwpASw
>>73171367
No surprise especially after all the brain damage occurred.
https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441
https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441
https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441
https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441
https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441
TRUMP BTFO
I've got a theory about Trump's "don't vote" comment.
He wanted to make sure the GOPe was 100% behind him and they weren't playing any funny games to snatch the nomination. If they started hammering on that comment, he'd know he still had to fight. They didn't, so he's free to focus on Hillary.
Thoughts?
>>73171353
I don't get why Trump did this, he didn't need to attack Kasich. It's very possible he might be up for VP, Ohio is no fucking joke. Why attack someone down at 10%?
>>73171353
Lmao
based FBI
>>73170890
Goddam I love that retrogaming gif OP, hits my retro feel... I gotta go collect some VFD handhelds on ebay.
>>73171431
She looks unhinged.
>>73171365
It's this article that I'm getting this crap from
http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/donald-trump-flip-flops-taxes-wages-he-turns-focus-general-election
Seems kinda like it's grasping at straws, though
>>73171322
A wallet with a chain attaching it to your pants.
>>73171460
>t. fbi
>>73171238
>>73171243
http://www.tedcruz.com/
>>73171407
Start out with "to whom it may concern" if you are unsure of the person you are addressing. I knew that at the age of 6.
VAE VICTIS!
>>73171109
Well the Hillary shills tell me that drumpf is racist so I guess the only real choice is to vote for a true conservative like Hillary.
>>73171493
>t. hillary clinton
>>73171439
Because he doesn't give a fuck. Kasich is a clueless weak buffoon.
>>73171431
>full frontal
She wants us to imagine her naked?
>>73171439
It's a really mild attack, and it really wasn't obvious that Trump would BTFO everyone so hard by now that the nomination process would already be over.
>>73171277
>Hil on the palanquin
Nice desu ne
>>73171505
>http://www.tedcruz.com/
TOP KEK
Romney is such a fucking faggot
I'm glad he lost in 2012
>>73171048
I wonder if Trumpamesh will ENUMA ELISH Rato in the Indiana art or that's left for the GE and the demon whore.
>>73171409
>a man this alpha could very well be the next president of the united states
>>73171367
*BRAAAAAAAP*
Hope you don't mind if it's a little moisty down there anon :3
>>73171483
>>73171365
Forgot archive: https://archive.is/IsNgN
>>73171547
They were all clueless weak buffoons, but Kasich was by far the most harmless of the lot. Even Sleepy Doctor was more of a threat to Trump at one point.
>>73171297
>>73171439
>making fun of someone for the way they eat food
>attacking
It changes nothing
>>73171367
Why do you keep posting this?
>>73171576
KEK is this legit?
>>73171431
>https://twitter.com/FullFrontalSamB/status/728340647711805441
Someone posted a reply with this pic that was meant as a jab towards Trump, but I kind of like it.
>>73171657
Yeah, it's why Cruz had to use the .org domain.
>>73171638
meme magic will make her shit her pants?
>>73171613
Danke
>>73171612
Why shouldn't he? Kasich is pathetic.
Vae Victis.
>>73171638
>clearly shopped
top fucking kek, I wasn't sure if it was real until I saw your pic. Thankyou shill u truly are greadest ally
>>73171576
>http://www.tedcruz.com/
WHAT THE FUCK?
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/728350111797895168
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/728350111797895168
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/728350111797895168
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/728350111797895168
TRUMP STUMPED
HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER????
>>73171505
>>73171638
he wants that pic to be discussed on morning joe
>>73171638
This one is shooped.
>>73171596
Kek why do people do this? I don't get it
>>73171361
PAUL RYAN BTFO
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728557074163060736
>>73171017
FUCK OFF.
Trump needs every single vote in the primary.
He's on a tweeting spree. Keep refreshing
>>73171353
>>73171404
Jesus he is so irrelevant I forgot he was even running before
>>73171778
EAT SHIT RYAN
>>73171778
HE HAS AWOKEN
>>73171738
I don't get it.
>>73171778
>>73171796
is this war?
>>73171796
aw snap
Anyone have that Rachel maddow / man / seventh time meme ?
>>73171778
Paul Ryan tried to cuck Don and put him on a leash.
Who's the cuck now, Paul?
>>73171790
We should nuke Canada, really annoying people with a Meme prime minister
>>73171796
2k likes in 5 mins.
high energy
>>73171796
Paul Ryan needs to just go
>>73171778
>>73171796
Nope. Most of the votes cast have been AGAINST Trump.
This is not how you unify the better. I hope Cruz runs third party and puts an end to this circus.
I wonder what Ryan's penalty for this is going to be? Losing the Speakership?
I think we're gonna need a JUST shoop of him.
>>73171796
PAUL RYAN BTFO
>>73171150
This would be such a failure and laughing stock. I doubt he would even make 5 percent.
I wish Bernie would run as an independent and make them shit themselves though.
>>73171899
Yeah, and the next POTUS is going to be a memeing one.
>>73171778
The emperor is up! And I am just about to go to bed after all night betting.
>>73171929
>AGAINST Trump
Not how voting works in America.
You don't vote against people. You vote for someone.
I'm having my doubts guys. Do we really want him as president?
>>73171431
https://twitter.com/potfried/status/728509798526783488
>>73171929
By that logic most voters were against Romney and McCain and every other GOP candidate
>>73171981
oh shit ur right, i g-guess im a #cruzmizzl now
>>73171933
He won't be reelected, of course he'll lose the Speakership
>>73171981
No matter what your political opinions, there is literally no way to argue he could be worse than Clinton.
>>73171975
Trump hasn't gotten 50% of the vote, therefore most Republicans don't want him.
>>73171981
I now #StandWithRand
>>73171226
>Wall of text
>that short sassy response
Bernouts B T F O
>>73171981
o fug ur rite i am now #fiorinaballerina
>>73170890
CHLOE VOTING FOR HILLARY
POL BTFO
BTFO
>>73171638
This picture is fake.
>>73171981
>$0.02 has been deposited into your bank account.
>>73171899
why such hate nigger?
some of us support Trump
why do you feel the need to be such a fag?
>>73172015
No. They actually won more than 50% of the total vote and a majority of the delegates.
>>73172052
Guess I'm a #CuckForClinton
>>73172044
Neither has your "proven consistent conservative"
awooooo
>>73172042
DUDE HE COULD START WW3 HE'S DANGEROUS DON A LOOSE CANNON
>>73171960
Nice, but a little late
>>73172052
Fat trap is fat.
>>73171869
Yes. The fire rises.
It's ALL OVER guys! TRUMP is the NOMINEE!
Now it's time to "Start me up" against war criminal Hillary Rodham Clinton. Watch!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
..., ..
>>73172052
Would still bone/10.
>>73172052
guess i'm a #chillhill now
>>73172079
Leaf, tell me about Quebec. What's their deal?
>>73172107
At least he holds true to Republican values.
>>73172079
Because this thread is for AMERICANS , faggots like you aren't welcome. All non Americans in this thread are just shitposters.
So tonight Ann Coulter will be on "Real Time with Bill Maher", probably because last summer she said (as we could see in the latest Cant Stump the Trump video) that Trump has the highest chance of winning the election, and she said that on Bill Maher`s show.
>>73172052
What a clueless bimbo.
I'm such a moron, I started following Trump back in August but I never thought to bet on him winning the nom. Could've made a load.
>>73172092
55 percent of the party said they would vote for trump in the general.
>>73172052
Guys don't usually vote for Hillary...
>>73171960
Now that he's dropped out you're being a bully and nobody likes bullies to be honest.
>>73172044
Say what, nigga? The races were split and when it got down to three runners he was getting 50-60+%
>>73171981
I had given up hope for this election by 2013, Trump gave me something to root for.
>>73172215
We all have a stake in Trump winning. Go choke on a big fat dick, this doesn't affect just you.
Can anyone with a Genuine MAGA hat, preferably red take a picture of the inside for me? I'm trying to import one into Aus and wanna make sure I'm getting a genuine US made one.
The shills still here?
>>73172254
Kek, are you saying that like it's a good thing? If 45% of Republicans won't vote Trump, then he's fucked.
You have a microphone bitch, why are you still yelling?!?!?!?
God, someone please choke Shillery...
>>73172260
RACE WAR NOW
>>73172238
She and Bill are pretty great together. They're both damned honest about their opinions and funny as well.
>>73172260
check the flag u tard
>>73172261
Honestly before Trump started rising, I thought it was gonna be the same old shit as always with Clinton v Bush.
>>73172052
She's literally an employed campaign staffer for Clinton.
>>73171638
when will shills learn that posting shopped photos is against the rules of this board
>>73172215
that's not true bitch, look at the flags a lot of them support Trump, since the threads have started, sometimes people from Germany or Australia or Canada pick up the generals
so fuck you and the horse you rode in on
NIGGER
>>73172052
Who?
> watching mika
> Bush now supporting Clinton
is this even allowed!
Have any of you gone back to watch the first debates?
>>73172313
I wonder how many of the democrats are willing to vote for Shillary in the GE
>>73172314
She's doing the real life equivalent of caps lock to make up for her lack of charisma.
>>73172258
Using the left up kek power from cruz on clinton isn't bullying.
>>73172260
Not true. He got BTFO in Wisconsin, Utah and elsewhere when it was a three man race.
>>73172334
Everyone did.
Then Trump boss walked in and caused a goddamn political revolution.
>>73172409
>he doesn't know about the midwest cucks and the retarded mormons
>>73172385
Most of the would get in line. I mean, there are no Democratic politicians saying that they would never vote Hillary, like there are Republicans with Trump.
>>73172359
Shut up shirposter. All Canadians are fags
>>73172318
>Bill
last week he bascially had a rant about SJWs who cry about white people needing to check their privelage and such, he also ranted a bit about white people who feel bad about being white
>>73172378
Bush supports the neo-con nation builder. No surprise.
>>73170890
I want you newer guys to know that the face of America's enemy is close enough that even the most near-sighted can see it clearly now.
It's not yet another coincidence. They are alert and ready to attack. If you are wondering why there is a body of Republicans and corrupt lackeys opposed to "America First". there is a reason. They don't want to lose control, and its now a definite possibility. Every time you hear the All Star Panel on Fox News' Special report, two thirds of them are Jews despite being such a minority in America.
"Bill Kristol Wants Third Party Candidate"
"A third-party candidate – even an unsuccessful one – could at least prevent Donald Trump from being the only face of conservatism for the next six months, says Weekly Standard Editor Bill Kristol."
http://www.newsmax.com/Politics/Bill-Kristol-Third-Party-Candidate-Election-2016-Donald-Trump/2016/05/05/id/727446/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Kristol#Personal_life
"Kristol was born on December 23, 1952 in New York City, into a Jewish family. His father, the late Irving Kristol, served as the managing editor of Commentary magazine, founded the magazine The Public Interest and has been described as the "godfather of neoconservatism"."
>>73172044
>don't want him =/= wasn't their first choice
Damn Australia, you used to be better at this.
BEND THE KNEE PAUL
>>73172404
That actually was far less than I thought the payout would be. You must have bet fairly late in the game.
>>73172407
if Bill dies before the general, would it benefit hillary? sympathy points and all that
>>73172449
>Cruz wins the Red states and the swing states
>Trump can only win the north east liberal states that would never vote Republican in a general anyway
Kek. Enjoy your loss in November. Whatever.
>>73172313
Is 55% not a majority?
>>73172334
Same, we all saw the Bush/Clinton """""""choice""""""" coming from miles away, and I think it depressed the hell out of anybody paying attention.
Trump's entry into the race was our universe's divergence point with our previous shittier one, and we all got to come along for the ride.
>>73171017
>>73172215
>$0.02 has been deposited into your bank account.
>>73172470
I was talking about the voters, though
>>73172394
Perfect description.
IF I GET LOUDER, THEY'LL KNOW THAT THIS POINT IS REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT. IT REALLY IS!
What a fucking joke.
>>73172404
In August it had to be like 50/1 odds
>>73172482
>he has a harvard law degree
Holy shit Trump's twitter followers are skyrocketing. He had 7.88m the other day and now has 7.98.
>>73172250
it was 1 out of 70 in the beginning
>>73171796
Does Ryan notunderstand that the God Emperor has eviscerated EVERYONE who got in his way? Does Ryan think he is somehow different, that he is immune to the God Emperor's power?
>>73172471
>Shut up
make me
>shirposter
can't type straight you're shaking too much?
>>73172261
>DON
>O
>E
>S
>IT AGAIN
>>73172598
Taco Effect.
>>73172261
Nate is such a cuck.
>>73172532
A majority of Republicans is not a majority of the voting population, genius. How can he expect to win over swing voters when MILLIONS of people in his own party would NEVER vote for him?
>>73172331
Officer Poh?
>>73172482
Jew Saners got BTFO, why would this be different?
>>73172583
>>73172501
I reinvested the early gains. But I found PI a month ago, so very recent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-2uSG1xUEg
>>73172378
>Bush now supporting Clinton
only fuels the anti-establishment fire that is Donald Trump
>>73172548
Stein's Gate.
>>73172494
I hope he roasts this faggot Paul into oblivion
Can I get some /r/?
Does anyone have the F1 webm and the webm of donald taking the back entrance into the building?
>>73172617
Again, Canada needs to me nuked, all Canadians killed off, replace with some better people like Japanese. Canadians are so fucking stupid and ugly
Where's Trump CA Chaplain?
Give me your best rare Trumps
>>73172407
Smack or Aids?
>>73172409
How much did your proven conservative get in Arizona new York, Connecticut, Rhod island, Pennsylvania, and Indiana
>>73172627
Same can be said for Hillary
>>73172583
>>73172654
not a good idea to use his death to score political points
>>73172148
No one likes your stupid video, buddy.
>>73172531
and then if the true conservative loses to the globalist warhawk neo-con i can immigrate and come shitpost your country's centrelink programme with my collingwood jumper and hectic commo and use the money on pokerstars or buy steroids and become a dealer, parlay my investments and become a government funded millionaire
:^) (^:
>>73172718
little child.....
kek
>>73172669
>It's not funny anymore
>>73172753
>>73172378
A Clinton victory was never a loss for the cuckservatives.
>TACO BOWL TWEET UPLOADED 18 HOURS AGO
>ALMOST 91K RETWEETS
>>73171844
he's calling trump a dumpster
>>73172769
AIDS cocktail for sure
>>73172815
>>73172592
Yeah, you could make loads way when there's 17 candidates. Now Trump shares are .40 to Hill .60, not a great deal but still fun to invest in Trump literally.
>>73172773
See here >>73172531
>>73172832
look at his fb, over 500k likes.
>>73172718
Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal only please. Those cities are infested by libcucks.
>>73172673
Where would we all be right now if he'd just decided not to run this time around? One action has unleashed a cascade of cause-and-effect that none of us could have predicted coming into this.
I mean, just try to imagine describing the current state of this race to yourself a year ago, you never would've believed future-you.
>>73172753
So, do we donate now? Trump needs money for the general, right? When would be the best time to give?
>>73172261
Ahead of schedule.
Under budget.
What are the chances that they just screw with the jobs numbers from now on?
>>73172810
A FUCKING LEAF
>>73172863
Nah all of you are parasites.
>>73172861
THIS FUCKING ELECTION MAN
>>73172839
Looks like it could easily be AIDS and what with the untreated sex addiction and known penchant for refusing to use condoms, almost certainly!
>>73172873
>Where would we all be right now if he'd just decided not to run this time around?
Enthusiastically shilling for Cruz and trying desperately to ignore the fact he was controlled opposition.
>>73172753
>>73172978
Yeah, we'll never see this again. Literally one time thing.
>>73172885
>>73172753
>>73172669
>Matt Lewis
>"Marco Rubio has the best chance"
KEK
the chick that's on now is hot and slutty
Are the shills Milo led here gone yet?
>>73172888
>do we donate now?
>888
kek wills it
ask the don to set up a general donation that the public can pay into
>>73171778
>>73171796
It's going to suck to be Paul Ryan today and wake up to that fresh, hot banter from Trump
>>73171150
el rato be gone
>>73172888
Now, but dont overstretch yourself like Berniecucks, give what you can without making yourself and family go hungry.
I made this here meme for you guys. I hope you appreciate it.
And please do MAGA.
40k jobs off target of 200k is 'light'.
20% deficit is not light for anything...
>>73173020
WE'RE LIVING FUCKING HISTORY
>>73172967
>A FUCKING LEAF
hur dur, can't come up with anything cuz I'm a retarded child
stay mad bitch
>>73171778
>>73171896
>>73173053
I doubt it, they may be trying to infiltrate to skew the meme machine into doing some off putting things..
>>73172293
bumping this, pls anyone
>>73172992
So 2012 Romney-posting, more or less
Will there ever be another election as grand as this one?
>>73173123
Canadians, what complete wastes of space and oxygen
die pls. This world would be better without you
MAGA
