Polls still open till 10
Make sure to vote either conservative or UKIP
If its a list vote, be sure to give one the first preference and the other the second preference
>Labour's private polling shows them on course for around 100 losses, source says.
>Source adds that losses will be in marginals like Nuneaton and Dudley, with wasted votes in strongholds.
>London Mayoral voting intention: Khan: 57% (-3) Goldsmith: 43% (+3) Incl. second prefs. (via YouGov / 02 - 04 May)
>>73083003
Voted Green
>>73083088
get in here you cucks
No UKIP here, top Conservative candidate is a 22 year old jewess so fuck that, voted Green because I met him at the pub a few months ago and he's a cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything (except global warming).
>>73083003
Voted UKIP 1st, Tory 2nd in the PCC. No local elections here.
An Islamic socialist might be the best mayor for London.
It is only a matter of weeks until he either defends terrorists, gets caught stealing public funds, goes on a rant about the joos or something else damaging.
The Conservatives aren't turning back the stupid decisions made by Labour, they simply make less of them. Labour turn everything into shit, so accelerating this process will make things change sooner.
>LONDONISTAN
>>73084242
>president that 200,000,000 americans voted for is a black man called barack hussein obama
is nigel the farage still in ukip.. when he becoming prime.m or will uk go to the desert people?
1. UKIP
2. Britain First
The Conservatives are just as anti-Britain as Labour. Don't care that neither of them will win, I just want to let the cucks and elites know which way the wind is blowing.
So when are you faggots pulling out of the EU?
Mfw I completely forgot there were 2 other things to vote on and just crossed memekip for good measure
>>73084623
23rd June
>>73084683
Lol same
OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ EXIT POLL
>OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ EXIT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10136304
>>73083003
ALL HAIL COMRADE STURGEON, SAVIOUR OF THE WORKING CLASSES AND HERALD OF PROSPERITY AND LIBERTY!
t. voted UKIP in the regional and put great big Jew stars all over my constituency ballot
>>73084309
be quiet
So who do you guys have running this time?
Conservative (Not bad right wing)
Labour (Trash socialists)
UKIP (Best choice)
BNP (White guys? Do they still exist?)
Britain First (same as BNP?)
LibDem (Conservatives friends?)
Green (who gives a shit)
Who am I missing?
>>73085391
Stupid Green/RISE voters will cuck sturgeon out of a majority.
Mark my words.
Just came home from voting for Galloway.
Feels good.
Goldsmith second choice because I don't like Khan.
>>73085740
>brown ID
>>73085590
Women equality party
Weed is less harmful than cigs (actual name)
One love (hippy party)
Some polish prince that challenged farage to a duel due to his polish bashing
Is Scotland getting an exit-poll?
>>73085733
Unlikely considering Greens are only standing in regionals and the SNP will sweep the constituency vote. Understand that the regional list was Labour's way of trying to permanently fuck the system as a means - in a worst case scenario - of SNP sweeping the board. They envisaged a worst case scenario where the SNP might take half of constituencies and so implemented PR regionals, which award seats on a metric whereby if you win more constituencies, you win less regional seats. That way, even if SNP was equal to Labour in constituencies, they could rely on faggy Lib Dems to take the lion's share (lol at that ) of regional seats and then go into coalition.
The stupid faggots never dreamed of a situation where the SNP took all the constituencies. In which case, the metric gets fucked beyond belief, barely awarding the SNP with any regional seats even if they get more than 50% of the vote in regionals. In this way, even if the Greens siphon off 8 - 10% of the SNP regional vote, it does fuck all to overall SNP seat counts - in fact, it will likely help them considering Green cucks roll over for Nicola's throbbing 6 inch strap on spirtle.
>>73086123
Legally exit poll results can't be revealed until polling closes at 2200.
IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE CHOICES VOTE:
UKIP
BRITAIN FIRST
ENGLISH DEMOCRATS
These are the only parties worthy of your vote, under no circumstances do you vote for the cukservatives!
I'm off to vote labour
If im registered to vote in this local election will I be registered for the EU election too?
Or do I need to reapply
>>73086279
The SNP won't take all the constituencies, especially as anecdotal evidence suggests green voters are spoiling their first ballots instead of voting SNP.
Which means they need list seats.
But SNP voters have often been shilled the "you should vote green on the list for a pro-independence opposition" line by greens/RISE, if enough of them fall for that and seats go to Labour instead of the SNP.
If the SNP do win all the constituencies, they're fine, but it's incredibly unlikely they actually will. Toss in complacency because the campaign has been boring as fuck and there's surprisingly everything to play for.
>>73086290
Yeah, but is one being done?
>>73086605
Are you a EU citizen (excl. British)?
If yes, then no
If no, then yes.
>>73086605
You should be yes
didn't vote lol
>>73086620
>The SNP won't take all the constituencies
Mate, the map tomorrow is going to be piss yellow except for a few blue splodges in the last area of True Scotland. I'm going to say the SNP will get 70 seats combined.
Which party will give me a British gf
>>73086753
They'll take some constituencies, but if they've not got 65 of them then list votes are very important.
and it's well possible that they lose list seats by tiny margins
>>73086785
Depends if you want a British or "British" wenches
Are the LibDems and Conservatives still in a government together? I havent been paying attention.
Do Conservatives support Brexit? Which parties officially do, besides UKIP?
Are UKIP and Conservatives friends?
If Conservatives retain, will they keep Cameron as PM?
Does Scotland always just vote for the SNP?
Who does Wales vote for?
Do you guys even let wales vote?
>>73086669
I am british-born, so yes im already registered?
>>73085225
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10136304
toppest of keks anon
>>73086785
Sadiq Khan.
Merely move to London, convert to Islam, and Khan's Sharia courts will give you a slave girl taken on the daily raids on Essex.
>>73086899
They won't get many regional MSP's. Only constituency MSP's.
>>73086926
>Are the LibDems and Conservatives still in a government together
No, in 2015 the Conservatives won a majority.
>Do Conservatives support Brexit?
The party is split on the issue.
>Are UKIP and Conservatives friends?
Not really.
>If Conservatives retain, will they keep Cameron as PM?
Maybe, maybe not. Boris wants to be PM if we leave.
>Does Scotland always just vote for the SNP?
No. Until 2007 Scotland had never voted SNP signifigantly (1974 was their high watermark and even then it was like 14/72 seats, far behind Labour.)
They used to always vote Labour, in 2015 the SNP won a majority of Scottish seats at Westminster for the first time.
>Who does Wales vote for?
Labour.
>Do you guys even let wales vote?
They have a devolved assembly similar to Scotland's, but nobody cares about it because it's been Labour since creation.
>>73087247
>>Who does Wales vote for?
>Labour.
More like Plaid Cymru
>>73087634
It'll probably be a Labour/Plaid coalition, but Labour (as far as I know) are ahead.
I should probably have mentioned plaid, but in westminster terms they are a nonentity.
>>73087634
>Plaid Cymru
What are they?
>>73087786
Separatist filfth like SNP and Eng Dems
>>73087786
Welsh nationalists.
>>73087786
Welsh national party. The Snp kind
>>73087786
Exackley
>Labour heartland in the north east
>Got home from work at about 7ish, went straight down to vote
>Absolutely empty because all the layabouts either didn't vote or voted for labour when they should have been at work (but they're getting that welfare dosh)
>In and out of the polling centre in literally 17 seconds
>Voted tory for councillor and police commisioner, UKIP as second choice
anything but labour tbqh. I'd vote UKIP but desu they seem to be constantly in disarray, trying to topple each other and don't really have any party policies other than fuck europe (not sure if farage backtracked on wanting to privatise the NHS after the backlash)
>>73087898
>>73087906
>>73087921
Wait...nationalists?
Didnt you guys conquer Wales like, 1500 years ago? Scotland I get. Northern Ireland I get. But Wales? That sounds a lot like the Texas Republicans here. Does anyone take them seriously?
Tell me more about Winston McKenzie
>>73087963
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING IDIOT
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHH
>>73088042
fuck europe is the only policy that counts as long as were in europe
Also the NHS privatisation thing was a meme, I can 100% confirm UKIP has no plans to privatise any aspect of the NHS lmao
>that feel when chatted up the right fit bird manning the polling station
t.Conservative candidate
>>73088053
They're nationalists that have given up on independence. Wales is a lovely place full of lovely people (shame about the Labour-voting thing) but it's got pretty much zero economy outside of England and EU money and they'd be mad to try and go it alone.
>>73088053
It's Wales, no-one takes them seriously.
>>73088053
Wales, Scotland and NI will never leave the union.
Scotland is like 45% public sector workers or something insane like that, we basically outsource the government call centres, etc. up there. If they left they'd be bankrupt within a week.
NI are crazily pro-union, and the Welsh couldn't stop drinking long enough on the asda own brand cider they bought with english welfare dollars long enough to sober up and stumble to the polling station.
>>73085740
>voting for a fake Muslim when there's a real one running
infidel retard
>>73087634
Nah. Everyone is pretty much Labour where I am.
>>73087906
Only nationalists when bashing England. Like the SNP.
Just voted SNP in both votes
Onwards to Victory!
Voted UKIP first totally forgot that we get two choices so I gave the English Democrats my second.
>>73090679
English Democrats
>>73090679
Same lad
>Go to vote
>First time voting
>Had to send away my passport for student finance
>Go in with the ID I used to get the passport
>Can't vote with it.
Feels bad, man.
100 000 Poles in London vote to make Britain great again!
>>73091123
I want to know who Jewgon of Mossad voted for
>>73089376
>we basically outsource the government call centres, etc. up there
Is one of the things the nationalists love to get at that a call centre which was used for "if you vote to leave, this goes" was then moved south anyway.
>>73091123
People as retarded as you don't deserve a vote
>>73090633
>yfw RISE/Greens cuck you
I can't imagine what it must be like being a Scottish nationalist while knowing your countrymen are so stupid.
>>73085432
Lol shut down faggot
Voted UKIP for all and Britain First for 2nd choice
>>73091325
I don't have a problem with RISE & The Greens winning seats. I encourage it. They will force the SNP to move to the left and encourage us to make trouble for Westminster.
Either we win another majority in a system designed to prevent it or we rely on votes from socialist parties to pursue our agenda.
Scotland wins, England loses and you keep crying :)
>>73083003
>Make sure to vote either conservative or UKIP
No UKIP candidate running in my election and the conservative candidate is a blairite neolib. Voted for an anti-EU local independent candidate, knocked on my door last week and came in for tea and a chat. Nice bloke, our views differ on a lot but he fights for the community around here. Just the sort of guy you'd want on a local council.
>>73083921
>voting green
congratulations, you voted for a party that wants: global open borders, abolition of ALL UK defence including the military, abolition of the monarchy and only wants to send white men to jail.
>>73091123
Britain requires an ID to vote?
WTF? YOU RACISTS. Obama told me we were the only democracy that tolerated such outdated voter suppression.
>>73091288
>ID is acceptable to get a passport.
>Somehow it is not acceptable to vote, but a passport will do.
Maybe I am retarded. But this right here is also retarded.
>>73090876
Does that mean you are a Kentm8?
>>73091665
Only in Northern Ireland. It was done to oppress Catholics so nobody gives a shit.
>>73091123
you're a lying piece of shit
>>73091665
You do not need ID to vote.
You turn up at the polling station, give your name and address, they check if you have voted yet, then you get a voting slip.
>>73091702
I think/hope you are trolling but you don't need ID to vote.
>>73091627
>They will force the SNP to move to the left and encourage us to make trouble for Westminster.
And then moderate voters will stop supporting the SNP, middle-class types will see their suspicions confirmed, and independence will die on it's arse.
>or we rely on votes from socialist parties to pursue our agenda.
Yes, relying on socialist parties as a social-democratic party can't possibly go wrong. They would never extract a stupid concession on something like tax-rates to virtue-signal, leaving the SNP with the blame.
Bravo!
Scotland does win by getting rid of the SNP in record time. :)
>>73091665
I didn't require ID, I just had to cite my name and address (England).
>>73091665
nope I went without ID today and was able to vote. that poster is a lying sack of shit
>>73091882
What? No I'm not.
https://www.nidirect.gov.uk/articles/elections
>When voting at a polling station in Northern Ireland you are required to present acceptable photographic identification.
>>73091894
Keep telling yourself what you want to believe, famalam. I'll speak to you after we get a majority in a few hours. xx
>>73083003
> 2015
> The polling was way off because people didn't want to admit they intended to vote Tory due to the boogiemen the lefty media made Tory voters out to be
> 2016
> Polls show that no-one has an issue voting for a Muslim
Zac will win, screengrab this.
>>73092027
>I'll speak to you after we get a majority in a few hours. xx
And if you don't, and you're left reliant on Ross Greer and Tommy Sheridan wannabes?
I voted for the lib dem candidate because his name was stanley gordon and I thought it would be funny to have a commissioner gordon
>>73091627
>scots
it's like watching a retarded little brother have a spaz attack and hurt himself
>>73092103
I should probably clarify my position as a Scottish Nationalist. I'm willing to turn Holyrood into a pile of ashes as long as there is a saltire flying on top of it.
>>73091702
You have to register to vote first you thick cunt
>>73092015
Fucking hell.
Why do you put up with that shit?
>live in mhairi black's Westminster constituency
I voted Conservative with both of my votes but I doubt anyone except the SNP will win my area.
>>73092079
Butthurt would be amazing but Khan will walk it I'm afraid
>>73092354
Because the Irish have a saying vote early and vote often.
>>73092243
A pile of ashes within the union? We can take the flag away.
If the SNP do not have a majority by tomorrow morning then independence is dead. Faith in RISE/Green support is faith misplaced.
If the SNP do have a majority, my predictions will be wrong from the outset.
Voted ukip because the only other choices were labour and conservatives.
>>73092325
But I did register to vote, I just didn't have a """"valid"""" form of ID.
>>73092354
Because our politics are Africa tier.
>>73092192
That's worth it desu
>>73092512
>feeling the need to justify voting for the correct party
It's okay, you're amongst friends here.
>>73092544
I voted with no ID. Just had to give name and address. Its a bit stupid how you don't actually have to prove you are who you say you are to vote.
>>73091949
Same with Scotland. Address and name and then they tick you off and had you your ballot.
>>73092192
>hfw when he gets elected due to you being the only person who voted
>>73083088
>Not Voting UKIP
Get out...
>>73087786
Google faggot. You're making us look retarded. You're really putting the special in the special relationship.
when will we start getting results lads?
will the shy tory effect save london from an extremist-sympathising muslim becoming mayor?
>>73083003
Wrote down "Trump" for mayor of London
>>73093266
It would if there were any white people left in London.
>>73093319
But Boris didn't want a 3rd term.
>>73093266
At 10pm the polls close and they will announce the exit polls.
That was when the laughs started last year.
Real results don't usually start trickling out until midnight (then flooding at 1am and 2am).
That said there's always some shitty uni town that takes pride in being the earlist to announce so we may get some around quarter past 11.
>>73085733
>RISE
people actually vote for those chumps?
>>73093566
Was hoping it would be quicker because it's council elections. less than 2000 people voted in my ward in 2012, surely that will take even as little as 3-4 people less than an hour to count.
>>73093319
> tfw when from a borough that is 90% white
> solid conservative/ukip territory here
> we're holding out for salvation before the hoard consumes us
>>73093610
You better believe it.
If even one of them is elected (I doubt it, they're just spoilers really.) then they will be a living testament to the stupidity of some sections of the Scottish populace.
It wouldn't surprise me see Sturgeon abandon independence after having to deal with a RISE MSP at work every day.
>>73093770
I drone out Scottish politics as standard.
Who are RISE and why are they so terrible? Wiki just seems to paint them as a generic leftist party.
>>73094023
RISE is an alliance of hard leftists, so members of the Scottish Socialist Party, TUSC, some other mental groups. Like typical leftists, they couldn't agree on shit and two of the parties that formed it - Solidarity and the Women's Equality Party - left the alliance.
They won't get a single representative, mark my words.
>>73093715
Stand fast brother
>>73094023
Their name is "Respect, Independence, Socialism and Environmentalism."
That alone should tell you everything you need to know.
Student activists, old socialists/communists, and other general unelectable political detritus. Like the kind of people who'd vote for Corbyn, only more insufferable. The kind of morons who think the referendum wasn't an impressive defeat for the 'Yes' side [i.e. "Impressive you got so far, but you still lost"] but the result of vote tampering.
The polar opposite of the SNP's attempt to portray the early days of independence as a stable continuation of current life with a few universalist goodies thrown in.
>>73093715
Richmond?
>>73083003
>conservative
Fuck off. Ukip or gtfo. LibLabConistan have destroyed this country.
Cameron is a pig fucking cunt who needs to be beheaded so a pig can fuck his face in return.
Swing the fucking lot of them, give a different party a go and if UKIP fail, Sharia fucking law the place because we will be beyond fucked.
LONDON HAS FALLEN
>>73094297
I'll try.
They tried to get planning permission to build a mosque on Nan's street.
Knocked back at every attempt by local groups and local government.
Then they applied to some weird government quango with no democratic make-up or local links and they fucking approved it.
Luckily the local MP threatened to get Davey to tear down the Quango and the approval disappeared.
>yfw the Tories beat Labour in Scotland
>>73094534
Nearly lad
Just to demonstrate how widely the RISEcuckery might be within 'Yes' voters:
>In December 2015, former Scottish National Party (SNP) depute leader Jim Sillars said he would support the SNP with his constituency voteand RISE with his regional vote
>>73083003
Can I vote without citizenship?
>>73094763
that's hardly a victory at this point, still should make next weeks PMQT more fun.
results when britbros?
>>73093715
>tfw you live in browntown which had the first ever Black MP, current MP is black and has been labour since the 80s
>>73095131
Polls close in
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
HAVE YOU VOTED FOR NIGE YET, LADS? DO YOUR DUTY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
omw to the polling station
Uploading my ballot here soon lads :)
>>73095131
Polls close in just under an hour.
>>73093715
Me too. What a joy to walk streets that have not been spoiled by the presence of the third world.
Voted UKIP on everything to be honest lad.
>>73085740
>gallaway
THECITYOFSANDNIGGERS
>>73095279
How is UKIP expected to do?
>>73085740
>Voting for a white muslim
>Second choice was a jew
wew lad
>>73095648
7% swing, which is after a 13% swing last election.
>>73095648
>>73095753
These are only local elections though, outside of the regions and London, less people vote in them and they're more of a bellwether on how popular the government is.
IT IS ESSENTIAL YOU LOT GET OUT AND VOTE
ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE IN LONDON
THIS IS LABOURS TO LOSE
GET OUT AND FUCKING VOTE CONSERVATIVE OR UKIP, BUT FUCKING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE TORIES AS FIRST OR SECOND PREFERENCE
>>73083003
Do you even have a right wing party there? UKIP seems like complete cuckervatives who would do everything not to be called racist.
>1st choice = UKIP
>2nd choice = Conservative
Only PCC election in my constituency
>>73095939
>Voting Conservative
>>73095939
Holy fuck could you imagine if Goldsmith managed to Jew Khan out of the Mayoralty.
Okay coverage details:
BBC 1:
> 22:45 Question Time (The panel is fucking rage inducing, watch if you want to risk a bleed on the brain).
> 23:45 Election coverage begins
BBC Parliament
> 22:30 Election coverage starts but is Scotland specific (and will be all night)
Sky News:
> 22:00 Election coverage starts with based Adam Boulton
ITV & Channel 4
> Not covering it.
Only about 26% of elegable voters voted in the last mayor elections lel
>>73095939
> 1st choice - Zac
> 2nd choice - Weed is safer than tinnies
>>73096373
No This Week? Fucking lame
Just got back, voted UKIP
>>73095939
>GET OUT AND FUCKING VOTE CONSERVATIVE OR UKIP, BUT FUCKING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE TORIES AS FIRST OR SECOND PREFERENCE
Fuck off cuckservative shill.
>>73096373
Probably going to stick with Sky all night their coverage is usually pretty good and Boulton just hams it up with Farage and baits lefties.
>>73096348
It's unfortunately the only choice if you're voting for London Mayor unless you want a muslim to get in
>>73083003
>britbongs gonna elect a muslim
looks like we memed a little to hard
>>73096373
> (The panel is fucking rage inducing, watch if you want to risk a bleed on the brain).
Location:
> Manchester.
Panelists:
> Conservative former chancellor of the exchequer Lord Lawson
> Labour's shadow energy secretary Lisa Nandy MP
> Chief executive of Ryanair Michael O'Leary
> Daily Mail political editor-at-large Isabel Oakeshott
> Poet and writer Benjamin Zephaniah
>>73096686
There are no Britbongs in London, white flight means it's now minority British. Thankfully, it's the only city where that's the case.
>>73096826
>Benjamin Zephaniah
>>73096557
Fucking swallow your pride
Zac is Eurosceptic
Do not vote for cuck'd conservatives, but at least vote for the ones with the right views
Would you rather a fucking Islamist running London, or a Eurosceptic tory
>>73096826
>Benjamin Zephaniah
SUNSHINE
>>73096826
>Benjamin Zephaniah
http://www.theguardian.com/books/2003/nov/27/poetry.monarchy
>>73085590
Vote BNP or britain first or ukip
>>73096373
I'll probably stay up and watch more Stellaris streams or sleep.
>>73091993
No he's not, I was asked for ID to vote. Luckily i had my driving license with me. In NI they do ask for ID.
>>73097087
What a whiny cunt, sounds like the typical nigger that gets stuck in the past.
>>73097408
I'm so hyped for Stellaris
London here. Voted Conservative because under no circumstances do I want a Paki Muslim as my Mayor.
UKIP voters should have voted tactically to stop Khan.
>>73097493
I only heard of it yesterday
Spent all today watching Quill18 and Paradox play it
So hype
first results in around 30 mins right?
>>73097408
>>73097493
>>73097617
my niggas
Time to build the British empire in the stars!
>>73083003
press F to honor the now deceased British civilization
>>73097713
My First Battleship will be called the HMS Cecil Rhodes
Purge all Xenos
>>73097712
No, that's when polls close, we might get an exit poll though
>>73097712
No that's when polls close. Exit polling may come out around then. Sky news is the place to watch.
>>73097496
I voted for Goldsmith for my second preference.
Also I'm I'm fucking sick of you cunts in the provinces complaining about London being paki city, as if the white londoners that are left are the ones to blame. The fucking cunts responsible are the twats that now live in Essex, Surrey and Northampton because they or their parents are the ones that ran like fucking pussies. You should take a long hard look at yourselves you witless mongs.
You want to do something about it, you should be moving here and gentrifying the shit out of the places they've fucking colonised.
>>73097929
there are no exit polls
>>73097493
O fug i never heard of this
Not falling for the pre-order meme again though
Predictions for tomorrow
>Labour loses 70 seats and comes in second to Tories in Scotland
>Blairite faction votes for a leadership contest
>Margaret Hodge becomes the stalking horse
>some Blarities join the race and act aggressive
>causes Corbyn to become aggressive
>Spear Chukka "reluctantly" steps in in order "to unify and heal the hurts" of the Party
>gets voted by a narrow margin
Are you ready for the British Obama lads?
I'm not.
>>73098244
My family moved from Rotherham to London in the 80s
>>73098244
>trying to lure us brave whites to Londonistan
Rasheed
>>73098244
There are a lot of paki enablers in London mate, the white population isn't blameless
Best thing to do would be relocate all social housing in London out to outside the M25, demolish the empty lots and sell the land to upmarket real estate developers but that will never happen because MUH FAMBILY HOOOOME (ie. muh welfare terrace with 16 muzzies to a room)
Apparently moving people from one social housing plot to another is 'cruel'
>>73098244
>tfw my area in london is over 50% black
>>73083003
No exit polls boyos
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/728315119403454464
>>73098650
Evacuate now m8.
Who else is looking forward to when Trump comes to Britain in the summer? Imagine all the butthurt of the left.
>>73098670
Yougov have run one though mate, dunno if their results will get posted or whether it was for their own research
>>73098244
>implying Brits give a shit about their fellow countrymen
>>73098244
Paki city with expensive rent or housing? Nah you're alright
>>73098734
Never!
>>73098744
But how, there are like 5 separate elections being run today
>>73098507
>SNP win all constituency seats.
>Tories come third by a very small margin in Scotland.
>Sadiq wins.
>Don't care for who wins in Wales, but UKIP make major gains.
>Only 1-3 seats in Scotland, miimum.
>>73098868
They are all elections no one really gives a shit about. Surprised that Scotland and London don't have an exit poll though. Considering that they are fairly major.
>only had three candidates on PCC paper
>vote for the completely meaningless options that won't get voted by butthurt miners and anti-Thatcherites
The thrills of living in the North East.
>>73098507
I doubt Chukka would do it, he was too much of a bitch to stand last time even when everyone else was almost identical and Corbyn was still completely unknown.
I don't even know who'd try and stand for Labour leader, I doubt they could even get Corbyn out with the support he has from the party members
>>73097925
>HMS Powell
>HMS Sharpe
>HMS Mosley
>HMS Morality
>HMS Farage
>>73098868
It's an online thing, it asks you if you've already voted and if you say yes it gives you tick boxes for who you voted for
Not sure how accurate it'll be but it's better than nothing
>>73085942
>Some polish prince that challenged farage to a duel due to his polish bashing
Zylinski. He withdrew and said to vote for the conservative candidate.
>>73099238
>no HMS Helmer
>>73098507
Nah the labour membership is corbynite as fuck
>>73089376
I'm welsh and I voted Nigel M80
>>73091665
Well, in Germany you need one.
>>73098744
Not sure if Yougov will be up to the usual standard, exit polls are costly, normally itv/sky/bbc split the costs
>>73083921
>British Election :
>Jewish candidate
>Muslim candidate
>Jewish candidate
Pick one
kek
The leader of the Scottish "Conservative" Party is a fat dyke
>>73098244
That's not a solution, I'm not leaving my comfy majority white outer London area to make no difference in the city.
The truth is there is no solution, as a white nationalist I accept that we've lost, they will outbreed us and the public will never vote for repatriation. All we can do is hold back the tide.
>>73099238
We should name one of the new nuclear submarines HMS Thatcher and HMS Farage.
>tfw we launch Tomahawks on Germanyistan in the coming WW3....
>>73083088
Literally the worst party.
>>73099348
It's not an actual exit poll though it's an online survey. It'll have a small sample size but might be okay for predicting vote share
see
>>73099244
>>73099436
The leader of the Scottish "National" Party is also a fat dyke
>>73099436
Is it only the cities of Scotand that are cucked? The whole liberal thing just doesn't suit Scotland.
so you guys have to wait until tomorrow for results?
WHY
>>73099436
The leader of the Scottish Labour party is also a lesbo
Anyone else getting comfy for the severe arse blasting labour are about to receive?
>>73099578
they will come in overnight but they won't be fully counted until the morning
>>73099630
yes lad.
What are we all watching the results on lads?
> Labour's private polling shows them on course for around 100 losses, source says.
https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/728267813903863809
> One source suggests turnout in London of just 12 per cent as of 4pm: if true, could be heading for a record mayoral low.
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/728258395908800512
>>73099587
Four of seven Scottish party leaders are lgbt
Anyone else the only person in their family that went to vote today?
Was tempted to choose Conservatives as my second choice but thought fuck it checked the Ukip box then left, follow your dreams niggas.
>>73099587
"Quintessentially British"
>early exit polls predicting a landslide victory for Labour in London
It's over lads. Brexit is cancelled.
>>73099578
Are you fucking kidding?
Your election takes an entire year
>>73099238
>HMS Moog
>HMS Hannan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUuNUtrZiJg
>>73099545
The cities are lost
Edinburgh is a metropolitan stuck up shit hole with more tourists thanot natives
And bitter Glasgow is stuck in the 1970s mentally and physically
>>73099786
There is no exit polls
>>73099436
she could still batter the fuck out of yee and any cunt calling themselves party leader in Scotland
>>73099578
We use old fashioned, hand-counted paper ballots, not your fancy computer voting machines or the ones you put through a scanner
A bunch of people sit in school sports halls across the country and count them overnight, so constituencies that cover a small area and have few voters come out almost immediately whereas the massive constituencies in northern Scotland and the ones that span a bunch of islands can take days to come back
>>73093129
>says the yank
>>73099741
Even my mother voted to keep Khan out mate. You're literally a disgrace
>>73099786
>exit polls published before the polls have closed
it's probably true but still, das illegal homie
>>73090633
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>73099545
Basically.
I've said it before and I'll say it again, the only reason the SNP do well is because they try and bring in business from overseas and they're the only party that has an actual drive for independence, which is something at the very minimum 45% of Scotland wants.
>tfw you want independence
>tfw you want to vote for a conservative party with forward thinking scientific, industrial and education policies
>tfw you're left voting for which colour of dildo you get fucked with for the next 4 years.
This seems like a win-win scenario today lads
>muslim mayor of London elected, fucks up and ends up red pilling Britain
>Muslim mayor not elected and Labour is eternally BTFO
>unopposed seats
How is this even a thing? You'd think some fruitcake would put down a deposit, you'd probably get it back, being the only opposition.
How do these polls even work
How can they be so sure Amir Khan is defo got this
>>73099729
>> One source suggests turnout in London of just 12 per cent as of 4pm: if true, could be heading for a record mayoral low.
That's probably good for us Kippers. Our lot are a lot more motivated to go out and vote than the apathetic Tory and Labour supporters (although Muslims will probably have a huge turnout today).
>>73099843
She's fucking shit at the job you cretin. The only reason why we've seen any upsurge is because Labour and Lib Dem are seen as being weak to the SNP with regards to independence. We're just taken in more No voters.
It's actually fucking criminal that we're not solidly second.
>>73100032
It was inevitable mate, pakis will come out in droves to vote for one of their own
Also expect massive postal vote fraud
>>73099894
>Imply I live in London
>>73091184
>brain drain
>>73099998
Its called Liverpool
>>73099998
in my town anyone a bums whiff of centre-right gets 1000+ votes
SKY NEWS COVERAGE ABOUT TO START. THIS IS THE EARLIEST COVERAGE:
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
>>73100042
With a turnout that low no one can claim Mr Paki man was voted in on the back of good politics.
>>73099970
This Anon is correct. This is UKIP's night all around both in and out of London.
What do you think a Khan led London would look like lads?
>>73100169
county? I'm moving there, wherever it is
>>73100126
my bad then lad
>>73100117
>postal vote fraud
I'm just imagining a BBC report like "A magnificent turnout in the London mayoral vote today, more than 60 million votes were castle, 59 of which were postal votes."
>>73099786
>exit polls
>>73099733
You're right, the leader of the Scottish Greens is also gay. Scotland literally has a homosexual conspiracy going on
>>73099741
You make the queen proud every day you live
Keep up the good work, aim for the moon
>>73099786
I recognise that male balding pattern.
>>73099741
My dad didn't bother. He's a lifelong Labour voter who I think secretly sympathises with UKIP these days but feels weird about voting "far right", being a son of (Irish) immigrants.
>>73100276
heavily white town in Essex, Labour is eternally btfo here, last time they won was under Blair in the 90s
>>73099799
Fucking beautiful
>>73099630
yes lad. waiting for the qt thread to start. day off tomorrow and a bottle of Buffalo Trace for the occasion
>>73099928
Lie in the bed you made, separatist traitor
>>73099578
We don't do electronic voting, we do the counts by hand in big sports halls and places like that. Makes election nights pretty fun as results trickle in slowly.
Also less room for tampering since the ballot boxes are only out of sight when they're being carried to the count location and even then I think the police follow behind.
>>73100260
Don't get your hopes up m8 although that would be a great surprise birthday present
>>73100287
>more than 60 million votes were castle
>castle
> GET YOUR BOOZE IN COVERAGE STARTS NOW
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
>>73100397
fucking based town
IT BEGINS BOIS
>>73099970
Labour is getting BTFO anyway since they will fail everywhere outside London. Corbychev will probably hang himself on the morrow if that muslim loses to the juden though.
>mfw
>>73099998
>Lab 3
It's over
>>73099768
So two Labour supporters right there then
>>73099790
This, we get it, Trumps the man, you're getting Shillary though, and we don't need 50 threads a second with thread point of discussion.
>>73100276
Not everywhere is as fucked as the cities you know.
Outside of Plymouth, Exeter and Bristol the Labour party are meaningless in the South West
>Headline is about refugees
Fucking BBC REEEEEEEE
>opinion polls put Labour ahead by at least 15% in London
It's over boys. The Brexit dream is finished.
>>73100576
in fact:
Start of constituency until 1997 was entirely conservative, never lost the seat
1997 Labour won
2001 - now conservative again
adam boulton looking fat as fuck today
10 bongs lads
>>73100477
>Makes election nights pretty fun as results trickle in slowly.
i remember watching the Scottish referendum thing with /pol/
is that going to happen again tonight?
>Capital elects a muzzie
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
ENGLAND
POLLS HAVE CLOSED
Could someone post a live results website I can't find any on google
>>73083003
If the UK public voted for Nige or the Tories it's a sign of them backing Brexit.
When does the election coverage start on BBC
>>73099998
There some wards in the country that would vote Labour even if they put up the corpse of Fred West as the candidate.
>>73100660
>trusting opinion polls
remember last year anon
labour fuccbois don't vote, if the margin is as big as 15% be immediately suspicious
>>73083088
Get out of my country.
As for England, I hope you unfuck your country.
>>73100446
good bourbon. shame it's no longer 45%.
>BBC still talking about refugees
>Sky News reporting actual British news
wew lads
>>73100793
and by that i mean the constituencies having their own announcements once counting is finished
Just put BBC news on TV and straight away heard the phrase "so-called Islamic State"
>Triggered
Can Britannia be considered a Caliphate now?
>Muslim mayor
top lel we are so truly cucked.
>>73100793
Not really, these are shitty elections that no one really cares about. 23rd of June is the EU referendum so expect Brit/pol/ to be shitposting hard that night.
>>73100642
See: >>73096373
The only coverage right now is Sky
http://news.sky.com/watch-live
>>73100739
>le disarmingly calm questions that make you contradict yourself man
He can be fat if he wants.
>>73100901
Turn on Sky News m8 it's alot better and I used to fucking hate Sky
>>73100273
Like Tower Hamlets but 10x worse and spread out over the entire length of the city
>>73100546
see
>>73100446
on it lad. going to be a late one, get fucking hyped
>>73100803
some are about to turn up on sky news http://news.sky.com/watch-live
at the bottom of the screen
>>73100888
I dream of Sky News becoming as dominant here as Fox News is in the US
Adam Boulton is morphing into Steve Evans
>>73100888
Sky News is the only decent news to watch now, the BBC is fucking crap.
>>73100967
qt then election night with Dimbz on BBC though
>>73101041
>lelby
>>73101021
won't happen as long as the bbc still gets its propagandabux from government
>>73083003
good luck bongs, if the muzzie wins I will be wrecking you all year
>>73086726
Same.
Who ever my council is atm they're sound.
Cops dint pull me over for speeding or not wearing a belt.
No fines for not recycling
No fines when I litter
Sandwell is pro
How about that fucking weather today lads!?
>>73100899
Yep, they all do it separately by constituency - there are some in the Scottish and Welsh parliaments that are proportional seats.
Won't be as fun to watch this time though since it's mostly irrelevant English councils. The ones to watch will probably be Wales since UKIP might do alright.
>>73083003
I better wake up tomorrow with UKIP/Tories doing well, Brits-senpais, I need my wake-up-in-the-morning-feel-good fix that I have been getting lately with the successes of Trump.
POSTAL VOTES BEING OPENED RIGHT NOW
>POSTAL VOTES BEING OPENED RIGHT NOW
POSTAL VOTES BEING OPENED RIGHT NOW
GIVE YOUR POWER TO UKIP
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>Political Editor Faisal Islam in Birmingham
KEY RACE ALERT
>>73101198
They should ban post votes
>>73100853
>labour fuccbois don't vote
They don't have to, they have their Imam's do their postal vote
>>73101161
>quick
>pop the barbeque on
I voted in the Scottish election for cons and UKIP. I'm such a dilettante edgelord tryhard that I was tempted to vote for the Communist party as soon as I saw it on the ballot but hatred of the EU prevailed
>tiny tears considering running for manchester mayor
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Remember lads.
> This is the first time since the scandal broke that the whole Rotherham council is up for election
Is Andrew "making bitches squeal" Neil doing any coverage?
>>73101148
He's polling at 60% I believe, so it's pretty much over
>>73100419
"That which we are; we are."
Should be the slogan Brexit gets behind.
>>73101253
nah just make it so you have to go down to your local council in person with photo ID and proof of address
the problem isn't the postal votes themselves it's that they're so easy to get
ANDY BURNHAM HAS BEEN APPROACHED TO BE LABOUR CANDIDATE FOR MAYOR OF MANCHESTER
LABOUR COUP IS UNDER WAY
COUP DE TAT AGAINST CORBYN CONFIRMED!
>>73101311
Don't think he is.
>>73101267
I sat in the garden listening to music
10/10
>>73101021
sky is just as left as the bbc, lad.
>>73101272
>Genuinely voting for the Scottish hating Tories
>not voting for based Christian jesus party
Kill urself tbqh
>>73101302
No one will fucking vote for him, hes a fucking scouse cunt.
>>73101272
>but hatred of the EU prevailed
You're alright lad.
>That fucking head scarf
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Paki on the news
>>73101442
I think you overestimate Labour voters m8
How can we go from based boris to a actual muslim
Is it because people cant be botherd to vote today
>>73099799
Shit son. That's works great.
>>73101382
COUP
O
U
P
D'ETAT
'
E
T
A
T
>>73101506
>SNP plans for Scotland.wmv
Hahaha getting a Scouser to stand for Mayor of Manchester
This is the closest we're ever going to come to Manchester not voting red.
>>73101311
i would expect him to make an appearance on Election Night
>>73101253
They banned EVERYONE from voting in Barney today. Maybe they should ban less to save some face. Farcial.
>>73088978
Say that to my face faggot
>Burnham running to become mayor
ffs, this city couldn't get anymore cucked
Lab already control every single seat
Lad at my polling station the guy that gave me my ballots was a manlet ginger. Clearly fiddled the votes for Labour.
>>73101529
In Manchester Central it might be a problem, if Labour wins I'll rent my flat out and move back to Cheshire and get the train in.
>>73101536
It's because
You
Are
Fuck
Full
of
Muslims
Do I watch the election coverage or QT at 10:45 lads? What time do we reckon first results will be in? Gotta set iPlayer to the right region as QT isn't on BBC Wales
>Labour already getting roasted
kek
Sunderland reckons they'll be releasing results in 50 minutes, fucking memesters
Only in London could someone like Sadiq Khan get elected Mayor.
...or Birmingham
or Leeds
or Leicester
or Manchester
or Bradford
or Luton
or Wolverhampton
shit
>>73101606
> Labour selects a Scouser who mad himself part of the "muh 96" brand
> UKIP selects Bez
Whooooooo
>>73101680
Well it's the only thing Sunderland ever fucking comes first in.
>>73101680
>le run and count fast constituency
works easier when it's as red as china
>>73101659
QT if you want to get angry, election results if you want to get comfy af
>>73101536
It's because zacc is a faggot
can't compare to based bojo t b h
>>73101680
Well its one of the things they can do what with their lack of private sector jobs etc.
>345 replies
>page 8
New thread when?
>>73101680
let them have their fun lad, that's all they have
LITTLE RED BOOK MAN!
>>73101659
Election coverage.
QT will distract from the coverage and the panel is awful.
I'm so not hyped for this election lads
>>73101659
QT will be shit, the panel is fucking awful and it'll be an hour of MUH JUNIOR DOCTORS and dimbleby apologising for the fact it was recorded in advance so they can't comment on the elections
watch sky news coverage instead
>>73101762
sunderland comes first in your mum m8
>>73101593
pic related
do it
>>73101536
london is 100% muslim inshallah
>>73101606
>100% control since 2014
>Massive majorities most other years
>City is still a shithole
Labour have it so easy with the fucking north. It's like a fucking Politburo.
>extremely low turnout in London
watch out for postal votes then fuckin pakis
>>73084751
>Implying
>>73101659
first result around 12. they only race for the general election
I'm making a new thread one sec guys
>>73101934
Don't post about it, do it!
>>73101888
checked
>>73101895
Khan wins with 125% of the vote
I've tried but I just can't get comfy with sky news
Sorry lads
>>73101934
Include sky link and warn people away from QT
>>73101629
I knew people there hate scousers but I didn't think it was that bad. Just shows how fucking out of touch Labour are with normal people
>>73101536
Because Labour put up a muslim and London is full of gibs-me-dats and lefty student cunts.
Also Goldsmiths no Boris
>>73101746
He's not won yet. Allow me some hope.
I voted Goldsmith for mayor, because anything would be better than Labour at this point, with Whittle (UKIP) second and UKIP for assembly and council.
>turnout will be better than you think
yeah if you count postal votes in that you fucking fraud
>Andy being approached because after tonight's potential Labour skid mark they want him to stay instead of resigning in quiet shame
>>73102036
>>73102036
>>73102036
>>73102036
GET IN HERE KEKS
>>73101635
no it isnt you twat
Anyone just watch peaky blinders?
>>73085590
Monster Raving Loony Party......Classic joke party
Respect (Muslims)..........Respect for what?
Pirate Party........The I.T Department.
Plaid Cymru........Welsh Nationalists (Hmmmm)
SNP......................Scots Nationalists (Just Leave)
DUP......................NI Unionist (protestant, right)
Sinn Fien.............NI Republican (catholic, left)
SDLP...................NI Republican (centre left)
UUP.....................Ni Unionist (centre right)
Plus more.....
Political system could do with stream lining desu senpai.
>>73101888
>888
Confirms Chinese had a hand in islamification of glorious UK.
Chinese still prolapsed over getting stuffed twice in a row during the 19th century.
>>73100811
NIGEL
Boris is nothing but a self serving hypocrite bandwagon safety net.
Look at the facts, lets assume Brexit wont be rigged, a tall order but lets say something is implemented to ensure it isn't given the constant worry and accusation.
Well the Conservative party have pretty much split down the Middle, now we have Boris Johnson who is basically the anti-Cameron but still within the same party, Lets say Brexit win and we are leaving the EU.
NOBODY on Earth would think Cameron would be suitable to be left in charge because he would fuck us all over royally and blame leaving the EU, therefore Boris gets to step in because he will be deemed suitable and thus an emergency referendum rendered a pointless idea.
The country will still face more and more cut backs and scandals or reverse Robin Hoodery and BoJo will be team invading immigrants all over again and will slander Farage at every turn.
Wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjaGbj8kZHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4EAc0QFubs
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