Diving ~2.000m deep into the Marianas to look for Cthulhu live.
Get in here, they are on the bottom of the ocean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXR-SL5L2o
>inb4 not /pol/
They are finding new species and exploring untouched parts of the ocean. Also look at the catalog before shitting this thread up.
This thread is dedicated to anon
>>73003446
first for finding malesian plane
COMFY
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What the fuck is the purple thing?
It looks like a flatfish
get comfy boys
fifth for finding polish independence
>2 finals tomorrow
>watching underwater adventures
POO WORM
TIME FOR SOME INSIGHT
Holy shit MuhMuhDick
>>73003565
Maybe they'll find bernies superdelegates.
>>73003636
I KNOW THIS FEEL FUCK
Exams start in a week, it's 1am and I'm watching people explore the barren ocean floor
Diva can drive my rover
POO
IN
>>73003446
I love the choppiness and lag
>>73003707
the sea
>>73003692
Nah. Guccifer's indictment of his opponent
>>73003636
>Have 10 page group project due tomorrow
>Drop acid and shitpost on a cantonese basket-weaving emporium
>>73003707
SPIRALS
EXCEPT THIS ONE
>>73003446
>You were born just in time to watch livestreams of deep sea ocean exploring
>>73003609
hey /v/
>be a strang independynt biologist woman
>be annonying a fuck destroying all the comfyness in the comfiest streaming
>inb4 they find a refugee boat and corpses
>>73003707
SPIRALS
Sitting here watching under water adventures on my phone. Have gorrilas throwinf around a water melon into a hoop on my tv
>>73003843
I muted her and am just listening to no music sitting in the dark silence. it really gets a mood happening
here the 3 cameras
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aXR-SL5L2o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31vNARRU1SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdWzZptopSQ
Sponges are comfy as fuck
anyone see the snake thing?
Fuck!
Leave white sponges alone!
>>73003929
Just like your jew faggot ass
>>73003943
you will never be alone in the middle of the ocean to ponder about your own existence
I literally cant listen to this affirmative action dumb woman constantly trying to come up with input to yab out of her gaping face hole to justify her job using as many sciency terms as possible
someone fucking kill this woman pronto
Been working on this since it came on screen
Skyking 255
Awesome zero degeneracy there
>>73003446
>tfw Australian
>tfw limited data and this live stream will kill it
someone keep me posted if anything happens
>>73003919
Figures it was some crying Mick about Muh Ulster.
>>73004012
You mean the Eel?
>>73003929
You're right, this is perfect to see while listening some degenerate Sigur Ros, Boards of Canada, Burial, Explosions in the sky song
>>73004116
DUDE
WEED
Did you guys see that spooky shark on camera 2 wtf.....
>>73004088
its majin buu bruh. get knew glasses
>>73004106
I was actually thinking about this today at work... This timeline magic is neat.
>think about sponge all day and what it must be like to be a sponge
>this comes up after diner
Kek is a loving god.
>>73003446
2.000 m is like 6 feet
>>73004116
nice
is this the real life?
Is all the silt just that silt, or is it dead microbes and plankton that fall to the ocean floor?
>>73004243
DUDE
SEA WEED LMAO
>>73004270
Pic? I can probably identify it.
>>73004290
More like 3 inch
>>73004093
thanky ou
>>73004186
>>73004012
kek, probably what it was.
>>73004332
Anything that dies in the ocean goes to the bottom or the top. The ocean floor is a sea of corpses.
>>73003446
should have included this is live
>>73003446
What a marvelous modern age we live in.
>>73004414
That's an eel.
>>73004429
i did......
>>73004290
opps
You guys know any good alternatives to Turn Off The Lights add on? Chrome
>chat already disabled
my niggas
>we will never find a sunken ufo, reverse engineer the technology and explore the stars
>>73004494
duel monitors
>>73004541
you dont know that for sure old sport
SOMEONE SHUT THIS DUMB CUNT UP I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
SOME MALE 10X MORE QUALIFIED LITERALLY MISSED OUT ON THIS BECAUSE HE DIDNT GET A SLIT BETWEEN HIS LEGS
SHE SOUNDS DUMB AS FUCK
>>73003636
>presenting my dissertation on Friday
>watching comfy underwater scenes on /pol/
itsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>73004541
Just wait, there are almost 10000 meters waiting for us to see something, now we get comfy and have a good time posting about sponges
>>73004271
HOLY SHIT LADS IT'S HIM
>>73004694
oh yea? whats it about
>>73004541
yeah all you need is a toroid filled with a super heavy plasma a few helium cooled magnets and hop hop and away you go.
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkoA4hMFnVU
>>73004541
human imagination is too great. sci fi leads us to constant dissapointment
we want aliums and gods and other sentience because we're so lonely
>>73003636
>>73003704
Damn it feels good to not do shit.
>eating pizza in a blanket&pillow fort and watching ocean floor live stream about cute jellies
What a time to be alive
>>73004661
God damm you fucking idiot leave her alone. Shes probably a bit autistic but passionate about the fucking ocean and they let her do this since men just think they have better things to do that talk to a bunch of idiots over the internet for hours.
free hugs for everyone
OMG SO CUTE
So no Bloop sound yet?
>>73004541
No thanks pal, how about we achieve it ourselves
Ahh an alium
do it for her
did you see that
>>73004541
>Wanting to conquer the stars using stolen technology instead of our own shit
Fuck off nigger
WTF WAS THAT?
IT HAS BEEN AWOKEN
bye jelly
>>73004799
A project management android app, it's shit. But I already have a job offer starting in September so I'm not really that bothered
Did anyone see that glowing floaty thing?
>>73004271
MOON MAN MOON MAN CAN'T YOU SEE
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DID I JUST SEE
ITS HAPPENING
>>73004877
sp00ked
>>73004107
this.
it's like the scientists were all about ready to head out and do some exploring, and then their kike boss/funder shoved this cunt on them, and said "this woman will now be the face and voice of this expedition"
JUST
dude that thing lit up and then straight shot out of there
>>73004934
THAT WAS BREATH TAKING!!!
>>73003636
>no job
>about to run out of money in a few weeks
>should be applying to places all hours of the day
>watching scuba quest with my /pol/ bros
>oh look how cute!
>yes it's very cute!
>that was awesome!
excellent commentary from the women
Underwater is scary
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THAT WAS SPOOKY
>>73004088
>neverhood took place in the mariana trench
fuck
>>73004969
wow man, just woooooooooooooooow
and the way it left was incredible
>>73004694
I know dat feel bruh
That transformation before it shot off
>>73004996
theres always tomorrow
>>73004996
>literally me
>>73003446
>Needs flash in order to be viewed
anyone in this thread who has flash installed ought to kill themselves
Oh neat, a bioluminescent squid.
>/pol/ flips out over a squid
This thing was crazy.
>>73004767
Kek, good job anon
>tfw you, your parents, your grandparents, and probably all your lineage has not seen a single light ever
>tfw you see the first light
>tfw your brain melts
>no giant octopus yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03izegf1niI
Comfy
Why is there someone mumbling in the background?
>>73005066
Where is your sheep.
>>73005173
It interrupted my Mind-Brain...
the moment when you realize there was not a single human being expect some /pol/tards
>>73005156
I only use html5 youtube player works fine
>>73005302
its the pilots not caring about the polyps on sponges. theyre talking about octopuses and shit
>>73003446
>watch this before go to sleep
LOL NO FUCKING WAY, I'M OUT FUCKING HERE
>>73004877
Does this creature have a name?
zoom in nigger
>>73005453
it's alberto
>>73004877
nope
AYYY LAMO SPONGE OFF TO THE RIGHT
>>73005453
file name +squid
why is the audio and video so shit
How many time until one of the pilots punch that woman in the face?
I say 3 hours
made this just for you lads
The artefacting on the video is ruining my comfy
>>73005588
matrix robot shit
Just how fragile do you think these creatures are? It seems like if you would touch them it would be like a wet piece of paper but thinner
>Bottom of the ocean
>they're talking about gonads
>>73005588
JUST
>>73003446
this is the coziest thing ive seen on pol, and i was here for the dorner
Coolio Gonads confirmed
>>73005619
why do you think dumbass
>>73005642
saved. well memed
>>73005619
The submarine is in the bottom of the trench.
>>73005642
nice one anon
>>73005724
Deep sea testicles.
>>73005724
it looks fucking evil
>>73003659
Fear the old blood.
>>73004541
Stop being poor UK, we have already started on that without you. Good luck playing catch up.
>>73003446
Inb4 giant squid
>>73005724
AYY
>>73005619
They are quite far below the surface of the ocean
>>73004877
the fuck is that?
>>73005472
I wasn't expect those feels, nor was I expecting my dick to twitch.
>>73005724
I couldn't hear them clearly, what did they call it a predatory tourniquet?
>>73005837
LMAO
>>73005724
>venus flytrap goes to the bottom of the ocean to find bigger flies
what the fuck evolution
wow amazing, there's a bunch of condom animals on the ocean floor
so excited u guise
That thing is literally a fucking eyeball.
Who's this Chris guy asking them to chop E.T's head off?
>>73005953
It's a new species, they've seen one more an hour ago
>>73005912
watch closely, soon your whole country will be down there, too.
A good time to learn about your future neighbours.
>someone got a gif of it
Are they in this thread?
THEY WATCH ALL
>>73005953
>Please do not look away from...The Nozzle.
>>73005895
tunicate, I believe
>>73005953
OH SHIT IT'S ROTATING
THEY'RE TAKING CTHULHU'S GONADS
>>73005953
Imo this pretty nuch proves evolution. Espically with that finger fish earlier.
>>73005953
It's some kind of filter feeder. They've seen something like it elsewhere.
>>73004541
we're already doing it, feggit
>>73006050
Good. I'd rather be flooded and drowned than be neighbours to your cuckshed of a country
>>73005619
So if Cthulhu shows his face they can quickly edit it
This shits gay as fuck
Are you sure this is in the Marianas Trench? Because I'm pretty sure they're looking for a mud volcano or some shit.
>come across eye
>audio cuts out
WE HAVE DISCOVERED TOO MUCH
>>73005472
My god that was great. I love HFYs.
>>73003446
Holy shit its an illuminati
>>73006180
don't be upset
>>73006134
>Imo this pretty nuch proves evolution
Except it doesn't because evolution is bullshit.
>>73006103
Thanks leafbro
>>73006062
>white eye orb
wew lad
>>73005472
this is good. but another fantasy also
humanity as a whole is a giant lonely organism
ITS SEES EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
>Marianas
>this eyeball voted for Trump in the primary
fucking ayys
>>73006271
maybe you can go into the depths of the oceans first, to make sure they are forever ruined
IS THIS THE EYE OF THE GIANT FISH THEY ARE FLOATING OVER????
IM SURE IT IS
>>73006208
http://oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/okeanos/explorations/2016-overview/welcome.html
They're currently in the Marianas Trench.
>>73006350
IT LOOKS RIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL
oyy vey shut it down
>>73006490
It will see nothing.
fucking golf ball on a tube and a jew chandelier in the background, don't they have better stuff down there
Did camera 2 just go down?
>>73005619
>why is the audio and video so shit
super science in the age of millennials
It's down there, since I was a child I've known something so horrid and impossible is down there. Deeper than resin should dictate. We weren't supposed to find it.
nice they're gunna fix the video problems hopefully
>>73006516
for better video
>>73006350
>it can see predators approaching from afar
>can't defend itself whatsoever
>gets its eyeball munched up
>can't move
>;
>>73006586
yes they just announced it. Bandwidth reasons
>>73003446
SeaLab, it's a SeaLab kinda feel
>>73006649
j e j
e
j
post comfy underwater theme
It would be great to have sound from down there too.
>>73006677
ah that explains it. Thanks anon!
>be e.t.
>can't phone home
>>73006649
kek
>>73006725
there is nothing to make sound
>>73003636
>finals finished yesterday
>slept for 12 hours
>vegging out all day today on /pol/
They are all hipnotized.
why dont they FUCKING DO SOMETHIng stop sitting doing NOTHING FUCK
>>73006643
shitty life of a fucking eyeball 20,000 leagues below the sea
EXTRACTION HYPE
Just got in, did they see any cool shit yet?
This nigga bout to get abducted.
>>73006721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAPpVplHiDE&index=8&list=PL9D912B0F33E8C5CA
>>73006725
*bloop blurp gurgel
THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE IT
inb4 they try to collect it and stream cuts out
>>73006350
what if
>the ground itself is a creature and that is one of its eyes
be careful now
The eye is spoopy and all but they should move on now
>>73006721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH5swYxpWv4
>>73006799
F I L L E R
I
L
L
E
R
>>73006783
same here
tho i did work out today
now i feel like i really earned my veg time
>>73006812
oh yeah
>>73006799
They're narrowing in to take a sample.
>>73006812
depends if you have an egg fetish
>>73006721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVpl-RNzdE4
one of the best, captures the otherworldliness of the the ocean very well
OH SHIT PIG NOSE PLANT
THEY SHOULD CALL IT A SNORKLE
>>73006799
Calm down Barry, they will collect it in a moment.
>>73006721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5PPlQStzhk
>>73006828
I was listening to that earlier.
>>73006755
feels bad man
Murmaider
Murmaider
Murmaider
>>73003446
Youd see the tip of dick down there if I went balls deep your mother nature.
>>73006950
It's actually probably an animal.
Gotta love Biology.
>>73006774
What is Bloop, Julia, etc.?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unexplained_sounds#Bloop
>>73006863
They're cutting a piece off for research later.
>>73004877
wow thats like the fastest moving creature ive ever seen
spooky
hows it so fast?
So wtf are they looking for?
>>73003636
>embedded systems final tomorrow
>should be studying embedded systems
>am instead studying lifeforms embedded into the ocean floor
such is life
so at what depth are they exactly ?
>what's that big shiny thing?
>>73006649
the ultra rare water bulbax
>>73006812
We saw a fish
i want smoke or eat this shit
is dis normal
>>73003446
FHTAGN
>>73006721
https://youtu.be/S53YfpVz7KY?t=98
literally made for this
>>73007057
portal to hell
>>73007043
often it's ice scraping on the sea floor
>>73007074
kek
>>73007074
chuckled
>>73007083
oh god that would be amazing
Isn't there a current flowing just south of Hawaii to the Marianas area?
>>73005953
Nah, it's obviously an underwater fleshlight.
You can be sure: somewhere in this world there is a man wo will go to all ends to stick his dick in that thing. And it will be the birth of a new subbmarine and scubasuit, as porn has always been the greatest driving force for new tech.
>>73007136
>ice scraping on the sea floor
must be a pretty big iceberg or pretty low sea level
THE CLAW
OH SHIT THEY'RE GOING IN FOR THE KILL
ITS HAPPENING!!!!
>>73006649
MISSA GONNA FOLLOW DA JEDI
HERE WE GO
SNIPPY CLAW COMING IN
>>73007240
What is Antarctica ?
OH SHIT DON'T FUCKING TOUCH IT
YOU ARE GOING TO WAKE TCHULU UP NO
NOOO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck this bitrate is killing me.
HAPPENING
finally some fingering action. that ball has holes in it for a reason desu
>>73006444
Probably this
THEY'RE GOING TO ANGER IT
>>73006911
I really fucked my sleep schedule up so I couldn't handle it. I tried to hit the gym on Monday but you know that empty, for lack of a better word, feeling you get in your chest when you try to get going after already being exhausted?
Also my tolerance for caffeine has turned into an immunity.
THESE FUCKS
>>73006945
Haha yus!!
fucking brutal
RUN EYE BRO RUN!!$$$ inb4 its a gaint cretures eye and it trashs there shit
THEY HAVE THE FLOWER HOSTAGE
FATALITY
;(
NOOOOOOOOOOO
FIRMLY GRASP IT
RIP IN PEACE
Rip eye
They killed it.
MEET INTERESTING NEW LIFEFORMS
AND RIP THEM APART WITH YOUR ROBOARMS
>>73006350
The absolute madmen just cut it.
THIS WILL BE PANDORA'S BOX!
GET READY FOR THE STREAM TO CUT
WE HAVE AWAKENED CTHULU'S WRATH
IT'S OVER
WE HAVE STARTED WAR WITH THE LMAAOS
WHY
>this snibs the snout
And they just killed the last of it's species
>>73007447
OY VEY
IT'S LIKE THE SHRIMPOCAUST ALL OVER AGAIN
>breaks it in half
>"no, it's okay"
I THOUGHT THEY WERE JUST TAKING A SAMPLE
THEY FUCKING KILLED IT
REEEEE
Did they make sure there are more than one of them? What if they just ripped apart the last speciman
Why the fuck would they do that?
THEY KILLED IT
someone call greenpeace
>>73007462
>WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?
>living on the bottom of the ocean undisturbed for years
>giant mechanical claw comes and snaps your shit in half and jams you into a box to be taken to the surface
Kinda sad.
They just ripped it's fucking head off man, what is this, deep sea ISIS?
RIP
THEY'VE DOOMED US
THEY'VE DOOMED US ALL
>>73007456
>Look! I'm being oppressed!
>>73007522
lel
THAT BRIGHT FLASH OF LIGHT
>tfw a robo arm kills you
THIS IS LITERALLY WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
FUCK
>>73007544
Yeah there were a few of them so far
>>73007544
ehh, now that we have it we can just clone it if it means that much to people
>People getting upset over a deep sea plant
The angel aliens from the abyss are coming.
>>73003636
quit school mate.
if you're going into debt and not learning everything yourself because uni is trash at this point then dont bother.
>that random static whose colour didn't fit anything on-screen
IT'S OVER RUN WHILE YOU CAN
for you
this is like snuff live stream :(
>BIG GUY
4U
>pretty big guy
4U
Pretty big guy?
PRETTY BIG GUY.
>PRETTY BIG GUY
>"big guy"
>confirmed 4channer
>>73007583
>Inb4 they accidentally snip off cthulhu's penis
>inb4 sea emperor destroy the robot as they go too deep
dey snib the snab :^(
f
>Thats a big guy
look out Aurora Col.
>2030
>alien lands on earth
>get shot in the head and killed to take "samples"
sure
PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN
THE HEAD IS IN THE BOX!!!
>>73007544
then its super rare and all the more reason to collect it
>The Head is in I think.
Top kek
holy fuck all this memeing
>watching robot murder scene on youtube livestream
The head is in.
Just the tip I promise
>it's a pretty big guy
>creature of unknown life-cycle
>could potentially have existed for longer than human history
>*SNAP*
RIP eyeball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAGLpFNuM2w
>yfw this thing will bring the zombie apocalypse upon us when it's taken to the surface
> pretty big goi
FOR YOU
science bro confirmed a /pol/ack
>>73007490
>tfw you're sleeping in bed at night
>aaylmaos want to take a sample from you
>you're too big, they just want your head
>giant roboarm reaches down from UFO
>rips your head off and stuffs it in a box
this is literally the science we're doing right now
Making a new thread
>it's a pretty big guy
just the tip confirmed
got a webm ready
>Should I put auto this?
>should I put auto that?
Who is this nub
"Uh Theres something here"
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS????
>>73007904
kek
>>73004767
GROOVY
We are dealing with sponges we cannot comprehend.
>the bazinga
>the 'pretty big guy' TWICE
CTHULHU WILL COME AND TAKE REVANGE
but only if you post RIP EYEBALL
NEW THREAD:
>>73007957
>>73007957
>>73007957
>>73007836
It should had spent its time building its own robot then
RIP EYEBALL
>>73007860
Please yes please
>Be a comfy weirdo plant
>Everything is fine as usual
>See something coming to you
>Oh boy what's that shit that's looking me
>Deploys and arm
>W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>FUCKING HUMANS RACE WAR NOW
>Get killed
F
>>73007380
never forget, /pol/
>>73006803
league is a measure of distance and not depth, they travelled 20,000 leagues while underwater
>>73007077
Me on the left
>Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>73007954
>"hey i think its getting closer..."
>Screen cuts out
oceanic jew
>>73008199
How far is a league anyway, everyone always argues. 3 leagues to a mile? 3 miles to a league? Westeros in Game of Butt is supposed to be 10,000 leagues long.
>>73008156
RIP eyebro
>>73008156
the legend
>>73007511
underrated
>>73007511
This will be my rarest pepe
It's like fireworks
F to pay respects
>>73007240
Doesn't Ice9 or ice15 actually sink instead of float? Forms at insanely high pressure or something
F
>>73007136
>often it's ice scraping on the sea floor
underwater swamp gas
Is the stream really jerky and tearing for anyone else too or is it just me