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VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 1047/ Pankasich: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Indiana Victory Speech 5/3/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump grabs lunch At Shapiro’s Deli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuH14OWb6A
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
ENTERTAINMENT
>Alex Jones Reacts to Indiana Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMUI7S216Oo
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Why Becky is Imploding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpCF55IaMA
>Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face after Dropping Out
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
>Unofficial Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxaKUo5naoY
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Based Taiwanese Animators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMP IS VICTORIOUS! AWOO~
Yeb announces that he will resume his campaign
>Cuck Trump from the 1237
>Become Officially the Nominee for the 2nd ballot
Slow and Steady wins the race.
We will all feel the bern.
>mfw bullying the poo man into making the new thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezqCD-1DDrs
>>72940092
You're not a Bernie guy tho
> Ben Carson is still on the ballot in CA
I think we have a new goal to manipulate neverTrump people
I would so love Cruz to come behind Sleepy Ben
REMINDER
WE HAVE A NEW ENEMY
TARGET ALL MEME GUNS ON THE BEAST
CLINTON INFO
>Father of slain Benghazi man challenges hilldog to take lie detector test
https://youtu.be/YmzNYCwi8AI
>Emails Show Clinton Worked With George Soros To Run Shadow Gov't
https://youtu.be/y_6Fb2M4WPI
>Hillary Clinton Exposed:
https://youtu.be/ueDWLP2nOtU
>Hillary the Movie:
https://youtu.be/9IOpbj8ajZs
>Hillary Clinton: A Career Criminal
https://youtu.be/kypl1MYuKDY
>The Crimes of Hillary Clinton
https://youtu.be/j0xuHj2pl1M
>Are Huma and Hillary Lesbian Lovers?
https://youtu.be/HEIFd9q101w
>Exposed: Hillary Clinton's Sex Scandals
https://youtu.be/ZvxUuAl85ho
>The New Clinton Chronicles 2015
https://youtu.be/SS7uSmG-R34
>Hillary lying for 13 minutes straight
https://youtu.be/-dY77j6uBHI
>The Video Hillary does not want you to see
https://youtu.be/vczoazK1mxU
What's going to happen to Cruz delegates? Will they get transferred to trump?
I bet Joe is glad he doesn't need to talk shit 24/7 about Trump now and can attack democrats
Remember to thank an Australian today
Why are there no good Hillary memes?
reminder that this toothless child molester is responsible for destroying cruz
Wait...Mika has inside jokes with Joe of a personal and pervy nature?!?!
NO MIKA1!!
>tfw yesterday was so high energy I've been up all night and am watching morning cuck
This train can't stop lads
>tfw browsing through my "reactions" folder and seeing a wonderful chronicle of well over 9 months of the Trump campaign
>>72940177
Lucifer's taking them back.
Trump/Rubio 2016
Buckle up
>>72940197
You mean for or against her?
>tfw the Lyin' Ted arc is done
>>72940169
>Father of slain Benghazi man challenges hilldog to take lie detector test
It will explode
So what did mika say about Trump this morning?
>I'm an energy voter
>no mention of NUCLEAR
?
TRADITIONAL ENERGY IS SO LAST DECADE
I AM A CHUBBY WOMAN THAT LIKES ONLY TRENDY ENERGY SOURCES
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/trump-survivor-nevertrumpers-spent-75-7-million-64000-negative-ads-take-trump/
>>72940197
Everything has been redacted off the internet
Trump will find us good memes
>>72940177
Cruz on the first ballot, then free on the second
>>72940052
NO GOD DAMN CAN'T POO IN THE LOO SCUM STARTS A TRUMP GENERAL ON MY WATCH.
>>72940226
Either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
>>72940106
I'm subscribed to that channel
Is good stuff
>>72940197
Much like the Don himself, we haven't even started on her yet
How does it feel that r/The_Donald has taken away your limelight? /trump/ is old news now.
>>72940177
Each state has different rules. Many will go unbound. At the very least I believe that Trump will get Cruz's haul from Texas and other threshold states. If Cruz endorses Trump, all will go to Trump.
>>72940222
Well lemme tell you
It will never happen
Polish National TV #1 - Today 21:15 (GMT+1). In tv PV (no online source) we can hear:
>he is like a storm, he comes and strikes like a madmen, but like every storm he destroys his enemies because he knows he is the one who is going to win
Polish TV literally praises Trump.
>>72940229
Stop bully Ted, he's already dead
>>72940229
HILLARY MEMES ONLY
>FORGET THE RAT
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cruz isnt funny anymore. he was a smart and tough competitor.
So I'm not following the Dem race; does Boynie still have a chance at winning the race with his win in IN today?
>>72940308
CUTE
>>72940198
>cheap cool sunglasses
>hooded sweatshirt with some skull and tribal pattern
>receding hairline
This was the man to land the final punch. Should be on the $20 bill.
>>72940222
Rubio is not qualified to be a Senator, let alone President, let alone President in our nation's darkest hour. That would actually lose my vote. Webb, Newt, or someone from the military. We don't need more lawyers and lobbyists.
>>72940197
Give it time
There weren't any good Kasich memes until he started stuffing his face with food
>>72940308
Just imagine what his bush is like.
HHHNNNG
>>72940092
Can you imagine if Bernie keeps winning? Trump locked up the nomination before Hillary officially did.
>>72940270
That video's great, I remember sharing it ages ago before it had even 5,000 views
>>72940197
They're coming.
>>72940341
Shilling for that only makes people protest-meme Cruz.
Let it happen naturally, mate.
>>72940210
It hasn't even begun.
Morning Joe comfy as fuck today
>>72940265
Should've stopped me two months ago then
>>72940381
Gay
>>72940317
The what has taken what? We are who we are no always the benchmark for sumptuous memes.
Pay your TVL and bin that knife Muhammad.
>>72940383
Clinton is having a hard time with the Jew.
>>72940317
What do you think we founded it for? Reddit has always been our shield against the public.
>>72940229
SELL THE TED MEMES
BUY HILLDOG MEMES
All of the people in rato's audience feel planted
Their 'nooooo's are way too in sync and neat
So Cruz is out and now Trump is the presumptive nominee, but Kasich is still in. So where do we go from here? Keep sweeping states until this guy drops?
>>72940421
>2 more hours
FOCUS ALL YOUR MEME ENERGY ON HILLARY
WE NEED TO MEME HER TO AN EARLY GRAVE
IGNORE ALL OTHER NON-HILLARY MEMES
BY KEK'S MIGHTY MAGIC WE SHALL ACHIEVE COMPLETE MEME DOMINATION
HHHHHHHHHSNNSNNHHNSNNNNNNGGGGGGGNNNNSNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHGGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I haven't been this happy in fucking months. I just spent a good 5 minutes punching the air and grinning like a madman.
Burgers, he has to win, you have to get him into the oval office, for all our sakes, please
How high energy will Thursday's rally be?
>>72940308
>yfw when Trump bottomed out her vagina 10 minutes later.
>>72940383
I mean he pretty much has since Geezohman is the only one left
>>72940265
Leave based Aditya alone you retard.
>>72940052
Keep it up senpai, MAGA
I am going to miss all the rallies.
I don't think we can expect too many more of them, I sad
>>72940473
remember 1488 delegates
>>72940508
Question: does Nigel Farage support Trump?
>>72940423
Why don't you ever put the links in the OP india?
Just delete some wank nobody will miss like 'previous rallies'
>>72940508
>Burgers
Yeah. That needs to end. The "burgers" meme was because our country deserved mockery for the state it was in. It has awakened under Trump.
We're AMERICANS again.
>>72940494
>IGNORE MEMES
NEVER!
>>72940473
Ignore him. He's just staying in for the free food.
>>72940571
yes.
>>72940351
If Hillary doesn't win a single delegate for the rest of the race, then he has a SLIGHT chance.
>>72940308
So the way to take off the wig is to brush it forward instead of backward?
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2016/trump_41_clinton_39
He's really going to be the President of the United States of America isn't he? How did he do it? How did WE do it? This is my first revolution.
>>72940571
Yeah he endorsed him a few months ago
>watching morning joe
>mika and joe have good chemistry
>they are funny together
>mika always acts like joe is a retard
just realized it's not PC to act like a woman isnt smart. a dude treating a woman like a retard would never work.
>>72940560
Dude, the general hasn't even STARTED yet.
>>72940571
Yes.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Donald_Trump_presidential_campaign_endorsements,_2016#International_political_figures
>>72940473
I hate Abe. I wish someone would shoot him.
http://www.theonion.com/article/thousands-cheering-americans-packed-park-ted-cruz--52862#
I miss singapore anon:(
>>72940527
>bottomed out ?
>>72940618
>Rasmussen
Take this with a grain of salt. Rasmussen was predicting a Romney win
You reckon Rubio is gonna free his delegates to make Trump reach the 1237 sooner?
Kinda of a waste of effort he still has to spend time campaigning to reach it.
>>72940603
Things will go nuclear once he announces Jeb as his VP.
>>72940571
Privately, yes he will but our country is so cucked that Farage had to come out against Trump and say he was going too far with the Muslim thing because everyone was furious about it and Farage no longer has enough capital to burn on risky shit.
>>72940591
Nigger, as we speak I have roughly 30 homemade beef patties sitting in my freezer ready to be eaten. Burgers are fucking delicious, take who you are and own it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>>72940571
Yes, he endorsed him I think
>>72940590
That's the thing
Everyone complains whenever I remove it and get me to add it back in and when I do add it back in other people complain telling me to remove it and add something better
There's no end to it tbqh
>>72940552
thank you friendo
I hope they make an anime series out of this
>>72940633
fug off
>>72940560
Nigga. When the general starts it's gonna be a shitstorm
>>72940591
Nope, every country needs an insulting handle for use when they transgress.
This is 4chan.
>>72940591
dude, as soon as you elect Trump all the anti-american memes end. I'll be packing my bags and moving to the states
>>72940618
Means nothing, don't be like those Bernie cucks that hype beyond reason. As it stands, Trump loses badly right now. He has a lot of work to do.
>>72940598
Oh hey.
Random question here. I'm around 50% Dutch.
I think this is the reason I'm so tall (I'm 6' 6").
Would I be considered a manlet, or just average in the Netherlands?
>>72940667
You have never filled a woman's vagina to the brim with your girth and length.
>anon pls.
>>72940560
>we will never relive all those memories again
>>72940591
You'll always be burgers
>>72940698
How do you make home-made burgers?
I've only had burgers from McD and KFC desu
>>72940698
>take who you are and own it.
I do. It's called AMERICAN.
JUST
>>72940713
Sorry, Chinese here, I hate this fucking jap rat.
>>72940473
>no Assad
>>72940197
Just wait.
THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I LOVE TRUMP SO FUCKING MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HOW CAN A LOWLY AUSFAG MEET THIS WONDERFUL MAN JUST TO SHAKE HIS HAND AND WISH HIM WELL?
AWOOOOOO!
>>72940772
>Under Budget and ahead of schedule
>we're like half way through the race
>already feel like it's been years since July
Trump running his campaign like a small business BTFOing huge corporations.
>>72940766
Simple, simple! Grind up a blend of meat and some spices, usually with garlic and then form those into patties. Then just toss them on a grill.
>>72940809
>hexen
wowsers
>>72940169
FIRE IT UP
>>72940740
You would be considered above average in the Netherlands.
The average length is around 6 feet.
>>72940591
Imagine being Indian, Latin American, Australian or Portuguese, we have it relatively good on this board
>>72940772
Under budget and ahead of schedule.
Just how we like it.
Trump will change the world. Golden age incoming.
>>72940705
Yeah but if the entire thread is watching Morning Joe, it's best to have a link in the OP.
The entire thread's needs > the needs of like the 2 people who want to watch week old Trump rallies
>>72940804
hahaha do you know which video that is from by vice by chance?
>>72940571
No. Said his anti muslim views were dangerous
Was like a year ago though. Might have different views of Trump now
>>72940766
I don't think you'd like it, poo. It involves killing one of your revered animals.
>>72940265
he is blessed by Kek
How can I watch Trump's interviews today?
>Ted Cruz beat his wife on National Television
LOL CNN READING OFF ANTI-TRUMP TWEETS FROM C.UCKSERVATIVES
TOPKEK
>>72940884
>Imagine being Indian, Latin American, Australian or Portuguese
We're not.
I made an aesthetic Trump in celebration of assuming presumptive nominee status.
>>72940793
China's cool too! I wish you guys would make up with Japan and Korea and kill muslims together
They were talking about you guys on CNN, not by name of course
>>72940862
>not using breadcrumbs and an egg as a binding agent
>>72940866
>>72940629
>>72940722
I never followed an election before.
Does this mean Trump will be doing rallies where ever he needs to gain more support?
Don't forget lads; now we move to the final boss of the election - Corrupt Hillary.
>>72940935
And I thank god every day for that but that doesn't mean we're immune to banter
>>72940975
What did they say mon?
>>72940990
Oh, that is true, isn't it.
>>72940999
Don't see why not!
>>72940869
That is the day i stopped watching that show for a very long time. I remember Mika made the same threat several times and could have not talked about Paris Hilton but decided to act all dramatic for ratings and attempt to burn her script.
>>72940628
That would just make the guy look like an asshole. It's the comedic concept of "punching down". A working class guy can make fun of the upper middle class easily. If Trump made fun of the middle class he'd look like an asshole.
Actually the biggest disconnect of liberals in America is that they punch down constantly. "God and guns"
>>72940971
Korea is fine.
Japan not while they keep supporting those fucking imperialists. It's not even helping them, they're just doing it to save face while their country goes down the drain.
>>72941002
GET THE MEME MACHINE ROLLING BOYS
>>72940907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM3ElTvF52I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jPTrS-7d14
>>72940052
Does anyone have the unedited source of the gif from the OP please?
Jeb posting.
Rubot posting.
Ted posting.
Which was your favorite?
What do you think Hillary posting will be like?
>>72941031
Banter is fine but not in serious talk. Trump would want us to have some fucking self respect again.
Guys
He did it
The absolute mad man actually fucking did it
>>72940862
And after that?
>>72940901
That's true
Well remind me from next time
>>72940916
I eat beef m80
I just don't eat cow meat, I eat buffalo meat
My religion forbids me from killing cows, it doesn't say anything about not eating glorious beef
Kerala is famous for beef desu
ayy, who wants to mod the graphics of Streets of Rage 3 into Streets of Trump?
I don't, but maybe you do
>>72940957
>Barrack
That's intentional, right?
>>72941042
mon?
Well they were talking about the 'dubious' parts of the net and 'obscure' websites. Who else could they be talking about?
>>72940369
>there are genuinely people who would jeopardize Trump making America great again if foamboy was his VP
I hope you already have a nice fortified ranch in Montana for the happening then
>>72941090
Ted posting was just sad and annoying.
>>72941090
hand over the delegates donald-posting
>>72941094
He utterly destroyed the Bush dynasty and now is going to do the same to Hillary
Trump basically killed the American royal family
>>72941090
Jeb 100%
Rubes was embarrassing
Ted was annoying and painful
Jeb was pure meme magic, although pitiful as well
>>72941110
ree didn't even realise, always spell check your memes kids
>>72941144
Just like his supporters
>>72941138
youporn, m80.
>>72941059
true. i'll remember this.
>>72941175
>Trump basically killed the American royal family
And started a new one.
We have this one chance to make THIS FUCKING MAN our president. There has never been a more populist person on the face of the earth. We can't let it slide.
>>72941090
Guac bowl merchant was the funniest.
>>72940629
i hope he takes a break for now though. save his energy for the general
>>72941090
Jeb posting is eternal
Cruz/Door posting was one of my favorites by the end. Once the "Wow," memes started it really took off and solidified as one of my favorites.
Rubio memes were probably the weakest
>>72941163
That's what I meant by Tedposting.
>>72941090
>What do you think Hillary posting will be like?
Vicious
And then hilarious once Trump starts to make hee break down and lose it.
Jebposting will be a thing for the history books. "How not to run for President 101"
>>72941138
Oh yeah, makes sense.
>mon
Jamaican way of saying man in pop culture. How do you not know this?
>>72941067
>rorororo gib islands filthy slant eyed nips
>china strong
Chinese Americans are the funniest because allowing China to grow larger only fucks you over in the long run
What, you're going to go back and live in the pollution once they've overtaken America? It's already like Spaceballs and they're buying fresh air from the Arctic.
>>72941090
We cannot see into the meme future.
However I do believe that hillary postings will be more double-think and sly crookedness rather than horrible horrible awkward cringe moments that were all over the ted and jeb campaigns.
Perhaps some cringey moments when shes trying to win back the butthurt bernie voters.
Mostly its going to be archives of her positions on points going years back showing just how many times she flip flops and vehemently denies it.
I don't normally watch morning cuck, do they always replay the first two hours over again? They're repeating what they were saying word for word.
>>72941096
>I eat beef
>I just don't eat cow meat.
I like you Pajeet, but you really can't pick two here...
>>72941211
He was 4chan and redpilled before either ever existed.
>>72941211
This better be real.
>>72941211
>shitposting live from the oval office
I need this in my life
>>72941221
FOOLISH
Who will Donald Trump pick to be his personal Heinrich Himmler?
>>72941211
He has inherited the spirit of Andrew Jackson.
Serious question, is Kasich mentally ill? Why is he staying? He is the most delusional man on the planet right now
Will Trump stop the spray tan when he becomes president?
>>72941277
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/01/donald-trump-is-shocking-vulgar-and-right-213572
>>72941274
Buffalo meat counts as beef tho
>>72941191
kek
>>72941245
I have not heard someone say "mon" in about 10 years. The last guy was a tourist mind you
>>72940740
Northwest Europeans in general are tall
If I could find the average height chart you'd see when the US was 70% Northwest European during the 1960s we were only slightly below the European average
Then obviously from then onward we tanked in terms of height as short people immigrated here, and European nations start to stagnate in terms of height in the 1990s as short people started to flood in there
>>72941246
What? I never said I wanted China to grow larger? I just hate the imperialist Japs.
China has to solve its internal problems first, like us. Xi Jinping is fucking up royally with all this island shit.
>>72941211
Please be a real source
who's hair?
>>72941245
>teaching us how to speak like a jamaican
Merchant u truly are greatest ally
>>72941274
He means he can't kill the cow, but he can eat the meat if someone else does.
>>72941096
Buffalo is delicious, I'd use it instead of beef if I could afford it.
>>72941310
why wouldn't you stay. You get to travel around the country for free (on donor money) eating food for free
>>72941273
Yeah, they replay the first hour and then come back for another hour.
>>72941310
Free food and vacation. Ohio isn't a pleasant place.
Requesting a Hillary and Trump edit of this image.
>>72941310
>Why is he staying
food
>>72941335
Yeah I assume you guys don't actually use it but it's a known meme
>>72940766
>take shit from sacred cow and form into flat shape
>grill on both sides until crispy outside and moist inside
>serve between 2 nan
>best enjoyed with a fresh glass of sacred cow urine
That's how you make an "Indian-style" hamburger... enjoy!
>>72941090
Jeb posting was fun, its a classic.
Rubot posting was boring, everyone saying "AHHH SELL YOUR TED CRUZ MEMES RUBIO IS THE FINAL BOSS"
Ted posting was pretty good
>hand over the delegates donald
>rules are the rules
>Wow.
He cannot beat Hillary.
>>72940387
theres always someone who has to say "hurr i made dat"
but in this case you low balled and went for "i posted it first
Mika B has some awesome tits
>>72941408
>>72941408
Vindaloo style. Very good my friend!
>>72940229
>thinks Donald Trump is trustworthy
>>72941423
he barely beat the rat king and Yeb!
How much of a threat is #NeverTrump?
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2016/05/04/trump-is-the-presumptive-nominee-so-where-do-never-trumpers-go-now-we-spoke-to-some-leading-voices/
>>72941360
We only eat buffalo beef here, didn't know it was more costly desu
>>72941408
>>best enjoyed with a fresh glass of sacred cow urine
kek
>those r/conservative tears
i didn't even know it was a board until today. it's full of cuckservative faggots who're probably voting hillary
what an unforgettable 48 hours for cruz
>10 year old heckler
>based redneck
>fish monster guy
>jfk
>carly falling off the stage
>>72941480
We'll find out in Nebraska.
>>72940052
Where is the video about the California girl getting emotional about Trump wearing a bullet proof vest. Needs to be in the op.
>>72941480
Comedic.
>>72941492
So it was actually the Indians who hunted the buffalo to extinction...
>>72941492
If you didn't get this in the shit storm last night. MAGA.
>>72940231
>Massive pivot
>>72941090
Jebposting
>>72941480
They'll fall in line once their wounds heal and they remember the alternative is sHillary picking one or more SCOTUSes
>>72941510
Kek's will grows stronger exponentially as Trump wins states.
Nothing cool happened during the week of Wisconsin and Colorado, then Trump won New York and there's been countless happenings.
>>72941096
>remind me next time
no
>>72941429
I didn't even post it first
but i helped share it so its 100,000 view accomplishment is also my 100,000 view accomplishment
>>72941510
Punching his wife in the face
>>72941335
>mon is dead
But you guys are beginning to standardize jamaicanize, you even have your own bible and everything
>>72941310
Because he "has a lot of establishment friends" and is hoping the rules committee rewrites things in his favor- that was always his plan even when he was ineligible because of rule 40
>>72941310
He's completely nuts. I thought there was some political gamble in it but after watching that ad where a woman just rambles about how he won the convention and proved himself the greatest ever I'm fairly certain any plan he had is now lost in the debpths of whatever the space inside his massive teeth-infested head is full of.
He's also being funded by Soros Fund Management, like Clinton. So there's that.
Here's the world's tallest cow. 6'8". Apparently my local zoo was the only place he couldn't get over the fences.
This cow has the same odds of becoming President as Ted Cruz.
>>72941510
Punching his wife
This is getting silly now, Donald...
>>72941510
>fish monster guy
gib link pls
TRUMP COMING UP ON MSNBC
>>72941510
The JFK thing is so surreal it's hard to really grasp it. It may be my favourite moment of the campaign.
>>72941510
>that darkmoon above kek
Darkmoon Blades confirmed warriors of Kek
>>72941339
China wants islands (and Taiwan) so they can keep the US from their coastlines and bully crappy southeast Asian nations
>>72941616
Hand over the delegates, Donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
Someone add Shillary to this.
ITS NOT OVER BABY. KASICH WILL BLOCK TRUMP FROM REACHING 1237. CRUZ WILL WIN ON 2ND BALLOT
We CruzMissiles have the best memes
Get over here Donald
you sniveling coward
Keep Heidi out of your mouth little man
>>72941538
Bison
are not Buffallo.
Buffalo live in Africa and Asia and have curled horns and narrow faces.
Bison are fucking huge and live in America.
There are less related than pigs and hippos.
>>72941641
Link?
>Canada choked against USA in apering
>Ted drops out
Must be sad for Canadians today
>>72940169
TRUMP WILL DESTROY HILLDOG
>>72941622
the real autism here is that the "gas" is on fire and it's being fed into those houses
>>72941538
Well the Indians did contribute to buffalo extinction but it was a different kind of Indians I think
>>72941548
<3
Saved
>>72941575
>no
ok
>>72941096
>And after that?
Flip them over after a few minutes so they cook evenly. Once they're pink on the inside instead of red you can take them off the grill, put them on a bun, and add whatever toppings you want.
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>onions
>various sauces, most typically mustard or ketchup
>peppers
And then you get into really crazy WTF-burgers that include shit like fried eggs.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-36200431
The top rated comments make me happy inside.
Is he gonna commit suicide live and on air during his radio show today?
>>72940417
kek
saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-2uSG1xUEg
Please post more salt/denial from last year, around the time when he announced. Something like this.
>>72941687
They both have curved horns. The difference is that a buffalo's horns are connected at the top of the head, a bison's are separately attached to the skull
A german friend just commented this on my post
What the fug
>>72941629
https://twitter.com/GMA/status/727456210677469184
Lads, I'm trying to understand meme magic.
Can you be inoculated against memes? Like make a bunch of shitty memes and the target will be memeproof?
Any video of Trump's latest interview?
http://freebeacon.com/politics/clinton-campaign-made-payments-hard-drive-document-destruction-company/
>>72941090
I genuinely wish Jeb just held on long enough for us to have seen him lose Florida.
>>72941791
>1462273646824.jpg
TRUMP ON MSNBC
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>>72941798
>Milton
>Joseph
>Gent
How the fuck do you know so many non-Indians?
TRUMP ON NOW
>>72941798
kek
>>72941810
meme magic can't be stopped mate, you can only outmeme a meme that you don't like memeing.
Mika is absolutely dripping for Trump right now.
>brutalised
>>72941356
No matter how shitty they are, these will always make me smile
>>72941715
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
>>72941880
Vidya
>>72941480
They're supposedly 25% of Republicans
But 50% of Republicans supported Trump before Cruz dropped out anyway, and 2/3 of Cruzniks and 40% of Kasich voters said they'd support Trump so I'm not sure how strong the anti-Trump forces actually are
I'm not sure if 25% of Democrats overall say they'd never support Hillary or if 25% of Sanders supporters say they'd never
In any case if there are almost 27 million Republicans who have voted versus 22 million Democrats then assuming 25% of Republicans total are salty niggers and 25% of Sanders supporters are anti-Hillary then they'd equally have about 20 million people to draw on in the general
Trump should win all the remaining states with 80%+ of the vote now, right?
>>72941480
Not much anymore. It's known they were trying to draft General Mattis and others to appear at the convention and take delegates away, but those people turned them down. Whoever tries to go in and subvert the will of the people like that will be demonized, so there's not much incentive. All NeverTrump can do now is hope Paul Ryan (who has never much cared what the silly proles who elected him think) will change his mind and appear at the convention for the nom. That's a long shot, though. They can also whine impotently and vote for Hillary--the person their own propaganda machine has demonized for 25 years. GG, GOPe.
I think that "guy who phoned Trump after insulting him so badly" doesn't exist. lol
>>72941955
I think it was Jeb.
>>72941932
Trump names his SC picks, #NeverTrump stops being bitches.
Easy.
>>72941890
All women secretly are, they don't have to see Ted's face everyday anymore.
I bet the sex rate of the US dropped everytime he showed up. Someone find pornhub stats.
>>72941810
meme magic is real anon, its all around us.
Trump on morning joe RN. I can't stream link since I'm watching on TV.
>>72942021
>pepe food
forgot about that pic. saved!
>>72941810
Vaguely, it's more like antibiotics, shitty memes still do damage but the memes and targets that survive have immunity.
All the shills and retarded attacks on Trump and on our positions have certainly pushed people away -- that's why /thedonald/ is like a containment for the infected and butthurt -- but the more we deal with the same old arguments and tired lies and false statistics, the better we get at refuting them and defending Trump.
The media has spent so long insulting and belittling Trump already, any credibility they had in attacking him is gone. He is now a BS resistant super-strain of Make America Great Again.
>>72941935
>that sperg
Any vids of him from yesterday?
>>72940366
And he did it with a dip in his lip.
>going through TYT comments, everything full of pro-Trump comments ripping them apart
>reading #NeverTrump tweets
>seeing r/The_Donald utterly DOMINATE the frontpage of reddit
Holy shit what a time to be alive.
>>72942082
Hillary had a political panic attack over an off the cuff comment about playing the woman card. She's going to get memed to death. Not metaphorically, she's actually going to drop dead from sheer butt hurt during a debate.
>>72942021
>Trump Billboard
>Pepe Food
wew lad
>>72942082
fuck off
>>72940052
Requesting pic of Trump shitposting on Twitter regarding huffington post lady and how her husband left her for a man. Legendary bants
>>72941955
It's Tucker Carlson, and yes, he exists.
>>72940052
>Alex Jones Reacts to Indiana Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMUI7S216Oo
Fucking kek
>>72940809
>hexen
Hnnng
>>72942005
It's what I'm counting on in the general.
>>72942096
>we don't want u
>lyin ted!
>EQUAL OPPORTUNITY INSULTER
Get ready to hear this over and over and over for the next 6 months.
>>72941932
Never Trump is closer to 11%, not 25. And Clinton is doing just as badly.
Trump is going to destroy in the general. The media is just in denial that the GOP isn't running a religious nutjob and throwing away every urban area this election. The Democrats aren't used to arguing actual policy rather than wedge issues, this wasn't part of the plan.
>>72942122
THE FIRE RISES
>>72941622
I don't understand this test
>>72942150
OK Mr Lewandowski.
WHEN WILL TRUMP BE ON TV THE NEXT TIME TODAY
PLS TELL ME
I NEED MY DAILY DOES OF DON AND I'VE ALREADY WATCHED TODAYS MORNING JOE
>>72942122
WE'RE GONNA WIN
>Trump on MSNBC
>SHE SHOULD SUFFER LIKE OTHERS HAVE SUFFERED
I hope she will.
>>72941687
Bison, buffalo and cows are the same species
Trump standing by his guns
He doesn't care
God bless you Trump
>>72940383
She's nearly got the delegates. Indiana isn't the end for her.
>>72942229
He's literally on it right now.
>>72942191
They're also not used to running someone who's more of a hawk than the GOP candidate.
I can't wait for the bantz.
>>72942251
its a repeat from like 2 hours ago anon
>>72942158
God I love Alex.
>>72942254
No lol, they're quite different
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads
>>72941577
Ted left with a bang
>>72942325
Dude morning joe right now is a rerun of the show that happened 2 hrs ago
>>72942337
I know. I just woke up a while ago.
>>72940052
Tell me with a straight face that you actually want to vote for this man...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PX9reO3QnUA
>>72940197
Because sanders is a communist and Cruz was the chosen one sent by god. Its easy to make fun of them because they aren't serious, but Hillary is ///literally// a war criminal.
Honestly I think Trump will help push her unfavorable numbers up to 85+ percent. Bernie did us a favor by being spineless.
>>72942158
This guy is an absolute loon and I love him.
>>72940709
>I hope they make an anime series out of this
They already did, it's GATE
>>72942470
I want to vote for this man
I wish I could
>>72942470
Tell me with a straight face that you're OK with being cucked by emus
>>72942415
Ah right I missed the first run.
>>72942191
>all of those plebaroos voting against Trump because "he is mean and shit"
ITS NOT OVER YET
WE STILL HAVE THE HUNGRY HOBBIT LEFT
EVERYONE STILL NEEDS TO GET OUT AND VOTE
>>72942506
>it's GATE
GATE a shit tho, couldn't even finish the last season
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2016/images/05/04/rel6b.-.2016.general.pdf
>Minority: Clinton +67
Just how fucked is Trump in the general?
>>72942549
I'm watching it anyways bc i need some more Trump today
So It's over??
I just have heard on the radio Cruz droping out???
It's Trump the nominee??
>>72941494
>wow, a board full of 20 year old fundies
They must be bootyblasted by /pol/'s colony
>>72942637
More or less yes.
>>72942610
As fucked as he was in the primary 11 months ago.
>>72942637
Yes. They caved in early. MAGA, my friend.
>>72942554
> California still gets to be vaguely important for once
Yay?
Does anyone from CA have an idea on who to vote for in the Senate primary? It really looks like they've rigged it so there will only be Democrats in the general so Harris can take Boxer's seat unnapossed. Why isn't Rice or Arnie running?
Also, is Prop 59 actually as insane as it sounds? It looks like it would let the dems kick out the entire GOP membership of the state government and ban them from voting with a simple majority vote.
>>72942637
Now it's just a formality. He is. Time to attack Crooked Hillary and make her life hard.
>>72942637
Yup. Today is a great day.
>>72942637
Cruz dropped out.
The GOP still hasn't accepted Trump.
Until the ballots are cast in Cleavland, honestly until the first GE debate against Clinton, I still expect dirty tricks.
>>72942637
Presumptive, he just needs to wait for delegates now. Only Kasich is left, and he is running 4th in a 2 man campaign.
>>72942637
He still technically needs to get 1237, so the fight isn't over. However his only opponent left is the Hungry Hungry Hippo, so that wont be to hard.
>>72942544
Kek. I didn't know one existed!
>>72942129
vid? please? I want to see her squirm and writhe under the pressure.
Imagine when donald begins to lay into her.
I think I have a crush on the Don is that degenerate?
>>72942691
That's not an honest answer.
He is really fucked as of right now. He has pulled miracles, but you don't want to base a war plan around miracles. Everyone eventually has a Waterloo.
God bless Trump, but he has quite a hill to climb.
>>72942803
>I think I have a crush on the Don is that degenerate?
Yes
But it's ok we're all degenerates
>>72942147
Anyone got this saved? I need it for recruiting purposes
>>72942777
>trips
THANK YOU KEK
>>72942803
It's not a video moment. It's her whole woman card thing. Look it up on her website but be ready to cringe.
>>72940265
That kid is a straight up ninja turtle
>those blaze comments
GOD HAS FORSAKEN US! I mean, I voted for McCain and Romney, but Trump is just too much! #WithHer
>>72942777
But Trump can get the 1237 yet??
>>72942610
>57% Trump supporters mainly to spite Hillary
is someone gonna make a new thread?
>>72941461
Poo Vindaloo
>>72942983
Trump can easily get to 1237, even before Cruz dropped out.
>>72942857
He was really fucked 11 months ago.
>>72942981
>call themselves real conservatives
>vote for HILLARY FUCKING CLINTON
Sounds like they're the traitors?
>>72943010
On it
nu bread?
>>72942747
The RNC chairman already endorsed Trump as nominee
I dont like all this winning, im not used to it
>mfw I bet someone Trump will get all 172 delegates in California
>mfw it seemed like a pipe dream but now it's entirely possible
thank you Rato
>>72943089
you're a good dude, poo. only problem is that you wait for people to complain until you do something. is this cultural? american OPs dont wait for people to complain they bread at 300.
>>72943055
Thank you for this news...
And thank you Emperor for make my day a happy day.
FOX AND FRIENDS SHILLING FOR TRUMP
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
>>72943167
"Please Mr Trump, I can't handle all this winning!"
"NO! WE'RE GONNA KEEP ON WINNING! WE'RE GONNA KEEP GOING AND NEVER STOP! WE'RE GONNA MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
>>72942983
The question right now is if he won't be able to reach 1400
If he gets 1488 I'll fucking die of laughter tho
>>72942382
They can interbreed
>>72943089
Thirdstar?
[spoiler]Why hasn't Norris scrubbed Kaelus from Kong?[/spoiler]
Joe sure likes to play up his run in politics like it was a big deal
>>72943243
I'm actually trying to find good porn to masturbate to, that's why i took a bit longer to post
>>72942610
That's actually pretty good
>25% of spics
>25% of blacks
>45% of Asians and Native Americans
Or something like that. Comparatively Romney lost minorities by 85% to Obama.
With 33% of minorities that would be about 8% of the voting population assuming shifts in turnout push whites up to 3/4 of the total and Trump gets 60% of whites. In total he'd have 53% of the vote, meaning he'd easily win.
Anyone got a response for this?
>>72943644
Just shout ALLAHU AKBAR and ask him why he hasn't converted yet
>>72943249
>>72943294
all these spainbros for trump
good feels mang
>>72943644
Call your friend and anti-semite and question if he wants another bataclan in america but in new york against jews
Or something
Your friend is fucking stupid is what I'm saying and responding to his stupidity is pointless
However it does further vindicate that anon who said "all Trump has to do to win is prove he isn't Hitler"
>>72943623
I'm interested in staying in India honestly, I don't have any plans as of yet to move into the USA
>>72941510
>10 Year Old Heckler
Got a vid, lad?
>>72941655
>yfw k-sic is the devourer of foods
>>72943809
not moving. just for a week or so. for fun. if trump wins i can find you and take care of your plane ticket.
>>72940698
lotta respect for pattyman right here
lotta respect
>>72944092
Heh, I'll see if I can
Although I might come to the USA for pursuing my PG
>>72941804
>>72941510
>>72941577
>>72941567
>All in 48 hours, I didn't think there was capacity for so many Keks left in such a short amount of time.
Geez oh man
praise him.
>still can't find a statue of my own to buy
>>72944183
apply for a vacation visa. if trump wins i'll send some anons here.
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