>BASED TAIWAN ANIMATORS REACT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
>Alex Jones Reacts to Indiana Victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMUI7S216Oo
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
http://www.sos.state.nm.us/Voter_Information/Voter_Registration_Information.aspx
WA- 5/16 in-person
https://www.sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
http://www.state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 http://registertovote.ca.gov/ http://www.cafortrump.com
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 1047/ Pankasich: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Indiana Victory Speech 5/3/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump grabs lunch At Shapiro’s Deli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVuH14OWb6A
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
ENTERTAINMENT
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Dana Loesch Mentions Cvckservative on FOX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8
>Why Becky is Imploding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpCF55IaMA
>Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face after Dropping Out
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know" - A Black Female Trump Executive Speaks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxaKUo5naoY
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Trump Does What He Says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RItlH-4dIx0
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://unitingfortrump.com/
http://rallyfortrump.com/
ENJOY THE COMFY VICTORY! TRUMP IS THE PRESUMPTIVE REPUBLICAN NOMINEE! AWOO~
>>72916118
>He thinks the American people will vote for Hillary over Trump come November
Trump's numbers are already improving and he hasn't even chosen a running mate
six months is a long time
MOVEMENT
nth for 4th in a 2 man race
Trump gives me hope for the future.
>>72916165
fuck yeah it is.
>>72916118
https://youtu.be/Yag41F7eCLU [Open]
Your hands upon
A deadman's gun and you're
Looking down the sights
Your heart is worn,
And the seams are torn
And they've given you reason to fight
And you're not gonna take what they've got to give
And you not gonna let them take your will to live
Because they've taken enough and you've given them all you can give
And luck won't save them tonight
They've given you reason to fight
And all the storms you've been chasing
About to rain down tonight
And all the pain you've been facin'
About to comin' to the light
Your hands upon
A deadman's gun and you're looking down the sights
Your heart is worn,
And the seams are torn
And they've given you reason to fight.
And you're not gonna take what they've got to give
And you not gonna let them take your will to live
Because they've taken enough and you've given them all you can give
And luck won't save them tonight
They've given you reason to fight
And all the storms you've been chasing
About to rain down tonight
And all the pain you've been facin'
About to comin' to the light
WE WONT LOSE
We need to start pushing
Shrillary
Paint hilldawg as a shrill, nagging, unlikable person.
Shill goes over the head of normies
I'm already sick of the Webb meme
Guy is the Democratic Ron Paul
SERIOUS QUESTION GUYS
WHAT DO WE DO ABOUT BERNIE?
MAGA GOES IN ALL FIELDS
Need the Lee Surrender Cruz edit.
If Trump picks Bernie as his VP, it's over. Might as well. The old codger will kick it before he can do any damage anyway.
All shills go back to the reservation
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Morning Joe panel laughs at Cruz
>Mika not amused
>Trump trolls Cruz hard and almost breaks him
>Trump on Fox and Friends: “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald being shot…nobody even brings it up”
>Remark about body of Christ “a disgrace”
>Cruz: Trump is an utterly amoral bully, narcissist, pathological liar
>says Hedi wasn’t pretty enough for him
>LA Times: Cruz’s campaign relies on three wealthy donors
>Beck’s decent into madness continues
>Beck: We were losing the Civil War until Abraham Lincoln called for a day of fasting, prayer, and humiliation
>Drudge headline that “mocks people who believe in God” is a sign we’re done
>Tells Indiana “If you guys screw this up. I’m going to be pissed at you…I will be suicidal”
>”Tell me another time in our nation's history that you have witnessed where Indiana matters”
>Fuck the ceiling: Trump now at 56% approval among GOP voters
>Trump releases a statement in response to Cruz’s outburst
>>Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States
Afternoon
>CNN commentator equates Indiana electing governor that was a KKK member to voting for Trump
>Media watchdog criticizes ABC for having domestic Terrorist say “Make America Great Again” in Quantico
>Rodger Stone goes nuclear
>says when HillaryClinton speaks of dealing with men who sometimes get off the reservation assume she means her husband's rapes
>West Virginia poll Trump 61%
>Cruz shill: Nobody wants to vote for Hillary with a penis
Tonight
>TKO
>CARLETON DROPS OUT FOR THE SECOND TIME
>WITH CRUZ YOU LOSE
>KASICH TRYING TO FUNDRAISE
>HE REALLY IS
>TRUMP 53.3 CRUZ 36.6% KASICH 7.6%
>GOPe SURRENDERS
>Mark Levin triggered
>says FNC a Trump Super PAC, They’ll Be Rubbing Their Own Faces In Their Own Feces After the General
Any other Oregon Jebheads here?
FRESH TRUMP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksGZBM3Fjc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMn646cv4
COMFY TRUMP VAPORWAVE THREAD THEME MUSIC.
https://tkxvault.bandcamp.com/album/trump
YOU WON'T REGRET PUTTING THIS ON WHILE /TRUMP/POSTING
Listen, as much as I'd like to see Moonman as VP, I think he's probably too old at this point. Usually you go with a younger VP nominee - Cheney was an exception - to spice up the ticket. Of course, in Trump's case, he might want to soften the ticket by choosing a more relaxed statesman like Gingrich.
I heard rumors months ago that Trump had picked Gingrich for White House Chief of Staff. That's probably the best place for him. He can whip the Congress into going along with Trump's reforms and he knows how everything in DC is run unlike Trump who's never been a politician before. They could be a badass team together.
We'll see.
>>72916336
Nothing. Hillary will have him offed.
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLt0lerdgKs
>>72916336
Take him as VP.
????
Win the general with 100% of the counties.
WE HAVE ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROL OF AMERICAN POLITICS! HILLARY IS ALREADY DEAD. IT'S OVER BEFORE IT BEGINS.
>>72916302
>>72916391
damn it, here I was hoping West Virginia would be relevant for once in 100 years.
come on Ted, you couldn't have waited until the eleventh?
>Trump has frequently invoked misogyny and racism; he has frequently lied, and he has repeatedly encouraged violence against political protesters. As far as we’re concerned at FiveThirtyEight, these are matters of fact and not opinion and to describe them otherwise would make our reporting less objective.
How will cucks like Nate Silver, Ben Shapiro, and all the other doubters and naysayers survive in the wild after their reputations and careers are destroyed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
Say my name when you pray
To the Skies.
See the Donald Rise.
FOR TOMORROW
The Emperor will be on Morning Joe
>>72916336
Nothing. We continue to goad him and his supporters into staying in the race, so that Hillary has to remain in primary mode for another few weeks. Hilllary can't pivot like Trump can until the Bern victims have gone home.
>>72916336
Divide and conquer the Democrats from within if you have an opening. Sow dissent between the Hillary camp and the Bernie people. Turn them against each other and encourage a Bernie third party run.
>mfw listening to komm susser todd a minute before Ted said he was quitting.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>72916165
he closed the gap on Jeb in about a month
he went from 35% against Cruz and kasich to around 60% in like a week.
and we have seven months against Hillary.
>>72916397
But seriously though, we really need a concerted effort to drive Glenn Beck to suicide now.
His company is going down in flames. 4chan gets more traffic than TheBlaze now. The guy he said was Jesus and who he shit on half his audience for just got BTFO.
It's time to push him over the edge.
>>72916397
>Oregon
Kasich's name isn't even on that ballot, you mong.
>>72916118
He's smelling his dirty jew fingers
>If I sleep now, I will miss Morning Joe
>>72916371
That's an awful idea. They would JFK Trump just to have Bernie who they can control.
>>72916397
I miss Jeb.
Why is Fox throwing so much cold water on the Trump win?
They are constantly talking up these infamous unfavorability ratings of Trump in the general.
This anchor is definitely not on the Trump Train.
>>72916196
>>72916149
Trump's victory may actually be the catalyst to make humanity finally move forward...Best of luck to this wonderful man!
MAKE. AMERICA. GREAT. AGAIN!
PRAISE KEK
trump + bernie literally national socialist
>>72916397
sad!
>>72916440
No. This one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM
>>72916548
It's an absentee ballot I think.
>>72916548
Oregon fag here. It actually is. He just isn't in the pamphlet
>>72916548
It's on the ballot, but it's not on the voter information packet that comes with it. Learn your shit senpai.
>all these namefags
Holy shit I've never filtered so many people.
>>72916471
They won't, which is why I can't wait for them to die cold and alone in a random NYC alley
TRUMP BTFO ITS OVER
>>72916571
Who cares what Fox News thinks?
>>72916548
He wasn't on Pennsylvania's until the last minute
He'll just apply to be put on
>>72916471
Easy.
They don't.
Trump on Wolf Blitzer tomorrow.
Its back to Media Blitz all day every day
>>72916512
I agree, Bernouts are more radical and devoted than Cruzlims. As long as he's still in the race Hillary will deal with getting hit on two sides
>>72916548
Did you even look at my pic?
Give shillary and the libcucks no quarter, not an inch. This movement will be a bloodbath, and their blood will let the grass grow green.
>>72916471
Fuck Nate Silver, he's always been a hack.
Ben Shapiro, on the other hand, ought to be our personal chew toy until he's driven from public life. I'd just punch him in the face at our next meeting, but I don't want to give him anything to drive his brand with.
>>72916646
>muh KKK
Can Massajewsetts throw this fuck out already
>>72916327
Really? I'm getting sick of this Trump/Bernie shit.
>>72916336
W-what will this coming Mummers parade look like lads?
So much has happened since and the mummers are so based we KNOW we are going to see some god emperor acts
So what happened to Glenn Beck anyways?
>>72916565
>I miss Jeb
>>72916646
You Can't beat a guy who never sleeps with platitudes
>>72916646
Oh, look, it's Lieawatha.
>>72916397
Oh Jebby boy! The Guac, the Guac, is calling.
>>72916646
who?
>>72916336
its simple
we force the dems into a contested convention.
Reminder that all targets from the left are on Trump now. Do not let them intimidate you!
Lots of arguing in these threads..
>>72916744
He hasn't tweeted at all
>>72916752
Would do desu
>>72916646
wew, I guess she's still mad about the whole getting called an Indian thing
>>72916646
god warren is such an attention whore. nobody cares about you
>>72916817
did he an hero?
>>72916396
>>Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States
I think even most of us forgot, since he sort of dialed back on it after he said it because I guess he was still considering him as VP, but Trump's first 'branding' of Cruz was absolutely spot on - he's a "Maniac".
Donald Trump: Start Me Up! Watch it now! Awesome!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
..........
>>72916752
IMA MISS KASICH
>>72916619
Save that one for November. Tonight we have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk
>>72916646
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>t. Fauxcahontas
Your memes are weak and so are you.
>>72916646
literally who?
>>72916647
Struth. Fox have been outed. Murdoch has finally started interfering day to day, and it's time to abandon the old media entirely for the samizdat media online.
Those old cunts are just reposting shit we see hours, or even days in advance.
>>72916849
Hopefully
>>72916565
It isn't over yet.
HISTORY
>>72916728
That too
Him picking Bernie is just as likely as Hillary picking Jeb or Ben Carson
>>72916646
As someone who is 1/4 native and a member of a tribe . That cunt can go fuck herself. People like her are why I can't tell people that I am part native without being laughed at.
>>72916434
In my opinion, Ben Garrison would be a much better choice
>>72916849
I'm waiting for his suicide clip to be released
>>72916336
Two things
1- get Bernie to keep attack Hillary and fight for a contested convention. This will make Trump look like he's won his side while Hillary can't completely dominate her side.
2- Get Bernie fans to either not vote for Hillary or jump camp. More focus on the former since Hillary, although not giving a single shit and keeps laughing at Bernie's fans that she's entitled to get them, will try nonetheless to appease his fans in some way to vote for her later after the primaries are over. People have noted this entitlement from Hillary and are trying to make Trump a worse candidate than Hillary, to try and get Bernie voters on her side. The best thing to do is to show how Hillary's side is much much worse.
Doing this will ensure the victory of the election.
>>72916118
>that pic
Trumpfags are doing the "Thizz T" now?
>>72916752
YFW YEB ACTUALLY TOOK THE PIC ON THE RIGHT AND TWEETED IT
>>72916646
>Praises Putin
Will these people fuck off already?! NOBODY WANTS WORLD WAR III YOU PSYCHOPATHS!
>>72916880
Actually, Murdoch jumped on the Trump Train - if only to stay relevant - a couple weeks ago.
>>72916922
wtf
>>72916556
I call Morning Joe, Bedtime Joe. I don't go to sleep until I get my daily dose of Joe, Mika and the rest of the gang.
>>72916810
Brexit won tonight. I hope you realize that.
>>72916646
>oh okay what's this shit
>"Donald Trump is now the leader of the Republican Party"
>cool cool
>"Donald Trump has build his campaign on racism, sexi-"
>eyes glaze over
>look up
>"Elizabeth Warren"
Fuck you 3DaAtwRb
>>72916939
Putin hates faggots and Muslims so he's the frequent target of the Two Minutes Hate for leftists.
>>72916744
Hopefully he fucking shot himself in the face
TRUMP'S OFFICIAL THEME SONG AGAINST THE GLOBALISTS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8lqZ-gjWQI
>>72916445
Do you think Trump would actually take him as his VP?
I'm tossed between Kasick (for controlling Ohio) and Bernie for his votes.
now that rato has been cucked how long til the Don picks a VP?
>>72916859
Kasich memes are so bad that a Rare Kasich will be a picture of him NOT eating.
>>72917020
He overdoses on Cheetos.
>>72916880
The Taiwanese animators actually show much more accurate and bias-less news than the MSM
You should check them out, they're good stuff
When is the next Can't Stump the Trump coming out? I can't wait.
>>72916896
I miss El Rato already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jRnL6fRdcc
>>72917040
He waits until the convention like a normal person
>>72916994
Why did it?
>>72916471
misogyny means a male who got off the reservation.
Racism is also a political term that has no meaning, because it means whatever the attacker wants it to be.
Well /pol/?
Are you a bad enough Trump supporter to beat this game?
Is it time to face the Final Boss?
>>72917092
This is one of my least favorite forced memes.
>>72916493
TNN do you want access to the site I linked you earlier so you can update the posts?
>>72916939
>NOBODY WANTS WORLD WAR III YOU PSYCHOPATHS!
Our politicians who are itching to have another 10 years of proxy wars want it. The people don't? Well "The People" should have decided to be politicians so they can avoid that!
>>72917040
I don't know. Probably within the next couple weeks I would think. I suspect he already has his choice picked out or at least a shortlist of candidates.
Strategically, it makes the most sense to choose a shitskin female from a swing state but we know Trump is unpredictable as fuck.
>>72917111
I'll never miss him. He was a nasty guy.
>>72917053
>eat
>>72916434
I think that Gingrich said himself that he wouldn't be a good VP pick.
He'd be an excellent CoS though. That's a position for serious operators and total scumbags.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoIFa94fD3c
They've been shilling since I can remember,
But they're not gonna shill anymore.
No more "Please, vote for Cruz!"
No more "Trump's gonna lose!"
Like before
No more sweating the votes til November,
No more seeing support flow and ebb.
No more rigging the polls,
No more gay caucus trolls,
No more Jeb!
No more Jeb!
No more Jeb!
NO MORE JEB!
Gonna buy a sweet hat,
Gonna post signs outside,
Gonna vote for the Don and then shitpost all night!
'Cause after today, we're no longer Cruz'ing!
That nomination is Trump's!
After today, we're done with the losing!
Laughing at Bernouts' sore rumps!
We've got two easy months more, and it'll be alright.
So don't look at Kasich, no Barron, take small bites!
Just think of all the memes that we've posted
And how they made things go our way.
Things'll be going our way after today!
They said he'd lose here,
And who believed them?
So let the news jeer,
Sorry Beck, sorry Ben, but the Don's gonna win!
And after today the shilldogs are sweating,
"He has no chance! He's the worst!"
After today, the voters are betting
He'll put America First!
You've got just six more months now,
And when this is ended,
The Wall's gonna cost you,
And you're gonna spend it!
Just think of all the establishment cronies
Who made us think we had a say.
Gonna flip them the bird,
Watch the Don's chances soar,
Gonna have him in charge
'Till Twenty-Twenty-Four!
Things'll be going our way
After today!
I'm gonna tell my kids "Hey,
"This was the day."
>>72916979
You need to think these things ahead.
>>72916752
What was her real name again? Need to look up pics for later.
Kasich will be Trump's ceiling.
It's all over now.
>>72917146
>>72916396
Rato loses Indiana hard, quits the race, and elbows Heidi in the face
Any updates to this map?
>>72917111
Me too. He was a tough boss battle but it's length and difficulty produced some of my favorite memes so far.
Yeb still holds the top spot in my heart for most missed, though.
>>72917224
Friend T. Woman
>>72916994
GOOD
>>72917168
Yeah, we're pretty much just watching a cutscene with kasich eating away at himself as Trump and company march on to the Boss room
>Cruz gets trolled by rednecks in indiana
This is the funniest shit I've seen since Yeb! dropped out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MS0AFygtbA
>>72917258
Indiana needs to be crowned top patriot
>>72916752
it's so fuckin' weird how she's 18 but looks 30-something
>>72917258
Throw it the fuck out and focus on winning every single state in the generals. We're past that petty shit now.
any lyricists up right now? i think rafael cruz would be an easy replacement for 'rocky racoon'
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>72916962
Yeah, but once it's clear they're dancing to his tune and Ailes isn't being allowed to run it his way, I don't trust them anyone more.
I haven't watched cable or network news since 2008. There's not point. I can rip through the same stories online so fast, I'm literally bored some nights hunting relevant stories online.
Any given day of the week, I'll take TheDailyBeast's coverage over anything, any network has run in five years. They're liberal hacks, but all the media is doing is rerunning their stuff with a load of overpriced wankers talking about it with less details, and more bias cooked in.
When's the last time anything was broke by the networks? Cable news?
>>72916527
>and we have seven months against Hillary.
The bigger question is can Trump drag it out for so long? I mean, he did it in the primaries but the general election is another beast entirely.
This is going to be an interesting 7 months of butthurt.
>>72917118
We just motivated the right around the world to be aggressive and vocal
>>72917168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVOe2oGoHLk
It's time.
What was that plaque thing from weeks ago? Did trump ever show it off?
>>72917238
>yfw Trump completely forgets about Kasich and begins his general election campaign
Guys I just woke up from a post-work nap. Tell me how fucking insane /pol/ went when Cruz dropped out? I teared up a little.
>>72917195
>this ungraceful of a winner
Nasty
Donald Trump: Start Me Up! Watch it now! Awesome!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
....l
>>72917174
>TNN do you want access to the site I linked you earlier so you can update the posts?
yeah if you don't mind, I have a backup of all my posts so I can add more detail since I have to keep these posts under 2000 characters
DAILY REMINDER HILLARY CANNOT PLAY THE RACIST CARD AGAINST TRUMP
http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/video-re-surfaces-hillary-clinton-praises-member-of-the-kkk-must-see/
>>72917372
2 minute threads
>>72917336
That's optimistic.
>>72917372
Trumpgen threads were cycling so fast the mods made a rolling sticky Cruz dropout thread to contain the pants shitting glee.
>>72917196
Go on...
>>72916646
Oh look, an indian who just got off her reservation
>>72917372
Threads were maxing out every 4 to 5 minutes.
>>72917354
That's the ultimate cuckolding. It's far worse to be ignored than abused.
>>72917168
Mean Mother against Strong Father.
What a time to be alive. This is truly more interesting than any TV show.
>>72917372
Threads were super fast and they were forced to create a sticky.
>>72917310
This. Tossing my Cruz memes after tonight.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/03/politics/john-kasich-not-leaving-race-ted-cruz/index.html
Kasich is fucking delusional. If he thinks anyone will take him seriously starting tomorrow, he is sorely mistaken.
>>72917405
>>72917171
>namefag
>getting triggered
Kek
>>72916118
>20% of minorities
>20% of women
>40% of men
>30% of the youth vote
It's over DUMPNIGGERS! He can't win the general once Shillary starts calling him out on his mysogynistic and unrealistic views.
>>72917457
I wish they would up the bump limit to at least 500.
>>72917203
Bravo, 10/10
>>72917111
I don't. He will be back to run for president someday and I certaintly don't want to hear his preaching ever again
>>72917457
Trump will force her from her script and she'll start shitting the bed.
>>72916118
Trump is a fucking awesome guy that stands by his people and rewards them. Remember his bodyguard that has been working for him 16 years? Well turns out he's been promoted to head of security for the Trump organization, and despite having a shitload of agents protecting hill, his old pal still has his back. I bet you Trump will have him heading up the Secret Service after he gets inaugurated .
>>72917272
Pls no Jew tricks
>>72917168
We are at the bonus round before the end boss
>>72917372
The catalog was full of "WAKE ME UP" threads and the generals were moving at mach speed.
It was what we've been waiting for for months
>>72917460
Archive them in cold storage. They'll be useful later for the historical record.
>>72917493
DON'T YOU FUCK TALK SHIT ABOUT WSFT
HE'S BASED AS FUCK AND MAKES /COMFY/ TRUMPGENS YOU FAGGOT
>>72917292
>>>/wsg/1066496
Give this a watch, it's the Morning Joe crew laughing about this.
>>72917434
Wow, this image basically came true.
M O O N B A S E
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>>72917400
Send me an e-mail and I'll add you
[email protected]
>>72917557
Context of picture?
>>72917298
>Indiana
Nigger Florida is
1.4 million votes directly to Trump
>99 delegates
>winner take all
>most hazgunz state in the country
>literally Trump's second home
>btfo'd the candidate who was from there to elect Trump
Cali is the only one who can do it better and they need to deliver
>>72917372
I teared up a little when I realized he was attacking Hillary not Trump. Then CNN broke the story that he was dropping out in the graphic and ruined the surprise
>>72917493
>avatar-fag
>not sucking dicks
Now we're full circle.
>>72917573
cute, cute, CUTE!
>>72917156
>Taking on the king
Why not just kill yourself and save the trouble?
>>72917548
That dude looks scary as fuck. I would not fuck with that guy. Good man to have as your bodyguard.
>>72917585
Chill out faggot.
>getting trigger for someone else
How autistic can you be?
>>72917493
I'm a tripfaggot (which is worse than namefags)
Also, I'm not triggered, you're just being Millhouse.
>>72917557
I think it was Lauren something.
>>72917585
:D:D:D:D
BENIS
>>72916149
>>72916196
>>72916267
>>72916577
>>72917433
>Representing the U.S with characters drawn in a Japanese art style most likely by Japanese people with a shopped MAGA hat.
>>72917660
>getting mad over a image
>defending namefag
>>>/reddit/
The God-Emperor has WON the primary. Look at these numbers:
1,237 needed for nomination · 520 still available
TRUMP - 1047
DEFUSED - 565
LITERALLY NOBODY - 153
Now that El Rato has finally been exterminated, this leaves TRUMP and Kasich.
But EVEN if Rato somehow transfers ALL of his delegates to Kasich, the numbers will be:
TRUMP - 1047
NOBODY - 718
There are 520 delegates left. Kasich would have to win 100% TOTAL SUPPORT IN ALL REMAINING STATES to barely win the nomination with 1238 delegates.
And if results this North-Korea-tier-preposterous actually happened, there would be a goddamned civil war.
Remaining states, be sure to vote TRUMP when your primary comes along, and we will celebrate together his INEVITABLE LANDSLIDE ASCENSION TO GODHOOD.
>>72917420
If you never apologize to people who call you racist you win. Farage watched tonight and was inspired. Mock my words Brexit just won
Since stubborn bitch Kasich is STILL in the race for some reason, what are the odds of him winning a single state against Trump simply because he's the NOT-Trump guy?
Will people really try to fuck us over like that?
>>72917680
We need to go more autistic than ever decided to use more like.
>>72917730
I'm a tripfaggot, anon.
Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?
>>72917709
>Representing the U.S with characters drawn in a Japanese art style
Japanese now but descended from western styles that went out of fashion in the west because they were too "cutesy" and "unrealistic" and thus didn't appeal to young boys enough.
>>72917801
No way. Best he'll do is steal some delegates and be the laughing stock of the entire political world.
>>72917186
I'd be down. The last World War brought us from a depression to being the world's superpower.
And as it currently stands, i don't have any cool stories to tell my grandkids. It'd be nice to be able to tell them about the time God-Emperor Trump sent me out to China to kick some commie ass and win the world for america once and for all.
>>72917801
Kasich was never going to win any of those states anyways.
>>72917168
If this was an anime, right now Trump and his scrappy group of friends would be going through last minute training, as Trump tries to learn the forbidden technique that destroys the final boss.
Since this is anime, the good guy will win.
>>72917634
Peter "PPD" Dager is a Yuge Trumpeter and captain for NA Dota's EG team that won The International last year. Highest prize pool of any esport ever. He's Anglo and Powerful much like Trump and wants to make NA Dota Great Again.
>>72917730
>A image
>>72917804
She can satisfy Human Abedin. I bet she eats mean pussy.
I shudder to think of it.
>>72917804
>>72917634
DOTA 2 autist PPD wore a MAGA hat as le ebbin meme to somehow make fun of Trump. He later made some statement on Twitter about how it was supposed to be a joke but everyone lost their shit over it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/490zex/ppd_supports_trump/
>>72917678
He knows how to throw a punch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnTVVOQiZ_Y
>>72917499
Shillary is going to have fight daily to even manage the 56% of women that Obama got in 2012. It won't go higher.
20% of minorities voting Trump is actually a blow to Hillary. That might have been enough to cost Obama the election in 2012, dumbass.
Go back and learn your demographics, or wait until the new talking points memo comes out in about 4 hours. Your shit is all fucked up and you sound retarded.
WHEN'S OHAYOU JOE START ???????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ????????/
>>72916434
Chief of Staff? Rubio as VP?
>>72917731
Indiana was truly the last thing holding back Trump and Cruz knew it. I honestly didn't think he would just drop out after Indiana even though the writing was already on the wall after that +25 poll came out for Trump.
I guess Paul Manfort was absolutely right back in early April. There will be no contested convention, Trump will win in mid May.
Jesus, Trump might actually win this shit after all.
>>72917801
I AM THINKING HE WILL STAND ASIDE DURING THE NEXT WEEK OR SO
>>72917637
>Indiana
>slayed the rat
>pretty much handed all the upcoming states and delegates to Trump
>allowed Trump to overcome this shitty primary season and focus on Shillary
>>72917709
>fishing for (You)'s
>>72917730
I hate all attention whores i'm not protecting anyone.
>>72917784
Muh dick
>>72917927
haha what an autist fag
too late, the endorsement is real
>>72917488
>Israel scythe
DELETE THIS
>>72917912
Nice. Is that OC?
The fact that Bernie isn't dropping out gives Trump way more time to raise funds and gain support
R.I.P. Zodiac Killer
1945 - 2016 https://youtu.be/c9vg6AS_JyQ
>>72917292
>"are you Canadian"
I hate rednecks but that was pretty good.
Alex Jones had mentioned how Ted Cruz only "suspended" his campaign and that he might come back.
>>72917845
They appealed to young girls which is why you're all poofs
Hillary will DROP DEAD on a debate stage with Trump.
KEK bless this post and this prophecy.
>>72917845
Still currently a Japanese style, though.
>>72917927
Fuck off to reddit you shill, Peter is a known Trump man and demonstrated that shit when he booted fuckboi 'rtz' Leaf and I'm totally not poo in the loo 'universe' to team yurope memes
>>72917804
>>72917892
I never liked the implications of that. It means robots can't satisfy their partners. What hope does the waifu age may bring if actual robots like Hillary can't satisfy their partners?
>>72917972
>>72917884
>>72917803
Thanks for the (you)'s anon.
>>72917488
all you have to do is write "MEMES" over the scythe or slap a pepe on it
I don't see why this is so hard
>>72917936
20% minorities means blacks, asians and Hispanics combined faggot. She will get more women than that nog you delusional autist.
>>72917168
QUE THE MUSIC FUCCBOIS! POST THE THREADS MUSIC HERE, THIS IS WHAT IT IS FOR ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWBM2whL0bI:
>>72918080
Trump will make robowaifus real.
>>72918024
Everyone suspends. That way if we have an RFK moment, they can all jump back in and start swinging dicks.
>>72918044
OH SHIT!
>>72918044
Another rat bites the dust!
>>72917956
Maybe
>>72918044
MUH DIK!
U
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461606613706.webm
>>72918082
All you have to do is ask.
GOT MONEY ON MY MIND.
WE CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH.
>>72917709
Better than something drawn by a drunken irish goon, at least
>>72917992
Nah
I was going to make an OC for Rato but I woke up to find out that he dropped out
>>72917937
>Japanese art
>Japanes words
>British flag
>U.S election thread
>>72916302
Don't blow your load. I know you're excited and witnessing history, but let that 74 year old socialist peck at her for a little longer while Trump and his goons get the GOP in line. There will be plenty of time to meme and hashtag troll her.
>>72918044
Checked
