Canada's premiere oil producing city is in danger of being completely destroyed, there are mandatory evacuations. Only one highway in or out of the city. Very busy.
It's fucking happening, the fire rises. This is the oil capital of Canada. Potentially HUGE political and economic repercussions for Canada.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
Statement from Premiere Notley:
>>>/wsg/1067337
Alberta Wildfire status map:
http://wildfire.alberta.ca/wildfire-status/wildfire-status-map.aspx
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>>72902213
>>72906756
CRUZ DID THIS
>>72906756
God save the queen.
literally who cares
>>72906912
The economy.
>>72906756
Trudeau did this.
>>72906756
jesus christ that looks horrifying.
>>72906912
Canadians
>>72906975
Since when does our economy affect other countries?
>>72906756
First for hope that shithole country burns to the ground :)
>>72906756
>that video
Jesus
And people thought Tesla's 'bioweapon defence mode' was dumb.
>>72906756
Reichstag fire. Only not done by the given this time
>>72906912
Oil speculators.
FRIENDLY REMINDER!
THE SKY IS ON FIRE BURNING BLACK GOLD, EYES IN THE WEST TURN TO EAST
>>72907036
I never said it did.
>>72906756
Canucks drop to 5th and now this?
How will we recover.
Also it's probably faggy pipeline protesters doing all this shit for the greater good. Or faggy natives.
It has been unusually warm the last month
QUICK! DIAL 0118 999 881 999 119 725
>3
>>72906756
Canada got hit by a #cruzmissile !!!
>>72907043
How's your fucking gutteroil you gook
10th for stay safe
>>72906975
>>72907032
I wish I was there watching it. seems like a once in a lifetime opportunity. Like in the Stand when the pyro burns down a town
>>72907036
Were g7 so that's gotta count for something
>>72907106
MY FRIENDS TOTALLY DIDN'T BURN THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND GUEEEEEZE!
stay safe leafs
>>72907043
But then you would lose all your recently purchased Canadian "mansions"
Oil prices in the gutter
Fort Mac filling up with laid off people who have $600k debt for mortgages and pick up trucks
Oil companies closing down unproductive facilities, now just giant empty buildings and eat money every day
Suddenly a fire that engulfs the entire city.
Oil companies get insurance for their facilities, banks get insurance for people's houses and trucks that would never be paid for
I N S I D E
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>>72907160
Thank you, Turkroach
>>72907043
How are you even posting?
Aren't you Chinks banned from seeing the glorious West's superior culture?
>>72907043
Fort Mac looks like your country everyday but to us it's a emergency.
>>72907151
Your glorious leader would not approve this hate speech
>>72906991
it's an inside job. the natives had prior warning.
It's just a prank lol
>>72907160
Thanks bud
>>72907043
>Says the chink
>>72907043
You better hope it doesn't, then there will be no real estate for you to invest in :^)
>>72907043
>polluted, overpopulated, authoritarian China calling Canada a "shithole"
All of those harvested organs from Falun Gong prisoners that made their way into your food supply are causing you brain damage, Zhang.
>>72906756
>that webm
WHAT A LOVELY DAY
>>72906756
A reminder that that's what God does to cucks. He's back, you've been behaving very badly, and he's unhappy with you.
>>72907160
Thanks Turkroach
t.Leaf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BURN BABY BURN
>>72907233
well
that makes a little too much sense
I guess the Saudis will crank production up another notch to drive the stake in deeper
>>72907306
>>72907341
>>72907349
You better hope big daddy Trideau doesn't find out...you naughty boys
>>72906756
Any news on what caused the fire?
>>72906756
>invite refugees
>mysterious forest fire appears
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>72907151
ahahahhahahahahhaha
REKT
>>72906756
Sorry for u canada
That's one way to attempt to prop up oil prices.
>>72907499
Gas the chinks, race war now.
How the fuck are you even here, isn't it super illegal for you to be on the internet outside the Great Firewall?
>>72906912
Do you know where our oil comes from?
>>72907250
>Your grorious reader would not applove
True, but since he said that totalitarian China was his favourite country, fuck him.
>>72907349
>All of those harvested organs from Falun Gong prisoners that made their way into your food supply are causing you brain damage, Zhang.
Those bantz.
Love you buds!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCFo0a8V-Ag
>>72907409
Alberta is the last province to deserve it...
>>72907409
Look towards moscow on the 22th of may, st patrick is coming.
>>72907592
4chan isn't blocked in China. You just have to buy a gold pass.
>>72907577
Thanks Italy with an Eagle
>>72907250
I didn't vote for him. Go have another Tiananmen
>>72907654
how much from Canada? 40% isn't that much. besides let the world burn
who here /fire/ I love setting bits of stuff on fire.
>>72907458
>Canadian economy is ruined
>Canada in weakest state its ever been
>Either annexed by U.S or the Russian Federation.
>>72907499
Please, dont tell him. He beats us daily.
>>72907669
I agree, the east coast should have burned to the ground. FUCK NEWFIES
>>72907767
I'm ready. Grab your weapons boys. We don't go down without a fight.
How much does Edmonton and Calgary rely on the oil profit?
Mass strikes?
>>72907542
>Canada
>wrecking anybody
>>72907592
It is only illegal for you to speak badly about minorities and gay people
>>72907669
>Alberta is the last province to deserve it...
That's exactly the point. If he's doing this to Alberta, guess what he's gonna do to the rest of ya!
>>72907233
ten four Randy
>>72907499
>You better hope big daddy Trideau doesn't find out
You'd better hope that your powdered tiger gallbladder supply doesn't run out, or your penis will retreat into your abdomen.
>>72906756
The Fort McMurray fire is the result of Ted Cruz dropping out. All that lingering anger had to go somewhere. I bet you wish you had your gold right about now huh?
Stay safe, you fucking leaves.
>>72906756
>Oil goes down the shitter
>Turbulent outlook ahead
>Boom city burns to the ground literally
Wow.
>>72907816
All they do is fish. Why hate on the eastern guys?
Guys, how can we use this situation to Remove Tree Niggers?
>>72907669
>Alberta is the last province to deserve it...
>>72907151
fucking based canada. for those who don't know what gutter oil is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04
Wow, y'alls country just keeps getting short sticks
https://youtu.be/FRVSSwJYqh0
Time was drifting, this rock had got to roll
So, I hit the road and made my getaway
Restless feeling, really got a hold
I started searching for a better way
And I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But, I couldn't see the light, no, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right, couldn't get it right
>>72907960
>COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP THIS IS THE LGBT POLICE
What a joke country :)
>>72907136
You BC fags are probably cheering. You never gave a fuck about Alberta
Looking on twitter seems like the hospital is on fire now
>>72908032
no fucking way
>>72908101
Says the manlet gook.
WEW LAD!
Heres some hip for ya faggot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWWgyeJGyH8
>>72906756
Are people dying?how will the world be affected by this?
It's not a happening unless it can cause widespread happenings.
>>72908101
[ching chongs internally]
>>72907991
Thats what they want you to think, the are literally the sand niggers of canada
They like to destroy shit for no reason and have a piss poor IQ.
I've worked with many of them in the Oil field (FSJ) and they are a waste of skin. They will sit on theor ass all day and call YOU lazy. Terrible with money too fuck those guys for real
Side note captcha asked me to tag all the images with TREES lmao
>>72907592
>>72907931
If I got a penny every time a Chink provoked a leaf on this board I'd be fucking two girls at once tbhfam
>>72907877
Massively. Calgary was one of NA's richest cities because of the oil industry.
>>72907185
Alberta is the only redeeming part about Canada. Why are you wishing ill on the leading conservative province? They are the only hope to take Canada off of the brink.
Anyways... the wildfire might be a blessing in disguise. Once the NDP fuck up the Oil-Sand rebuild it will be the perfect opportunity for Alberta to vote Wildrose and secede from this sinking ship of socialism.
>>72908275
the entire city is going to burn to the ground
Ask an Albertan anything
>>72908275
City's been evacuated. Theyre oil drillers so expect oil prices to rise
>>72908101
How are on the internet chink fag. Why dont you go back to worshiping Mao Zedong communist nigger.
>>72908101
Wait, are you the same Chinese poster who commented already? I can't tell because you all look the fucking same.
>>72906756
what is actually going on with the fire?
is this a super ecological disaster?
will the fire burn for thousands of years like that one coal fire in indiana, or wherever it is?
>>72907928
Don't you mean Randers Bobanders?
>>72908360
You act like your getting to me.
My feelings are dead gook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2krdBz7IA
>>72908275
Imagine a city of 80,000 people completely burn to the ground
>>72907672
>Look towards moscow on the 22th of may, st patrick is coming.
Whatever, just so long as he behaves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy62gOwHHSs
>>72908408
Probably just an American with a proxy, see chinks gets us riled up.
>>>****Posting Gay Trudeaus in pre-celebration for GAY PRIDE MONTH this JUNE 1st - JULY 3rd****<<<
Are you ready to 'Show Your Pride' /pol/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixt4mRbZjoI
>>72908275
Appearantly only two are dead.
>>72908374
Canada is barely a country. It's just northern USA. I don't know enough about it to care
>>72907100
Is it dinnertime already?
RIP Edmonton: From rags to riches...to rags.
SO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF INSURANCE FRAUD?
>>72908311
Didn't know they were literal dindus. Interesting.
>>72908167
You are now aware of the absurdity in this world
>>72908275
Roughly 10-12% of global oil production/commodity was brought to a halt. People will be instantly laid off and this will crash oil dependant markets.
>>72908536
We're already rebelling against our future overlords.
>>72908380
>a city with less people than Flagstaff, Arizona is burnt to the ground
>literally nothing comes of it.
The people will be moved to other cities or something, and it will be over.
>>72906756
THE RAPEFUGEES ARE STAKING THEIR GLOBAL CLAIM ON ALL OIL
>>72908515
This already happened before in Kelowna.
I don't care if Canada burns, but will this decrease Canadian oil production giving oil and my Exxon Mobil stock a boost?
Yes? Then burn, baby burn!
God hates justin
>Trump wins
>The fire rises
>Wreckage brothers discovered
>Memeing reality since current year
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>checks location of happening
>it's in Canada
Welp, time to head back to shitposting.
>>72908734
I hope you know you are just as bad as the jews for saying something like that.
>yfw the Cucknadian dollar drops even more
this timing couldn't be better
>was just about to start a methanol gas station
>produce my own methanol from all the organic waste in my city
>literally get double paid, 1) taking the garbage contract 2) converting and selling as biofuel
yay!!
>>72907654
the middle east
>>72908550
or care enough to learn more. I at least give a fuck about europe so I research them. I'm sorry the only good part of canada is suffering, but that doesn't mean much anyway
>>72906756
Man thats scary. It looks like its going to take out the whole town.
>>72907512
TRUDEAU STARTED THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWYAS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING
>>72908733
Lol no it didn't. Kelowna wasnt as bad faggot
>>72908408
>>72908482
>>72908510
How does it feel to be the pussy generic version of USA?
Canadians are so easy to trigger because of their delicate gay sensibility. Their psyches are like small flowers fluttering down from the tree only to have the petals bruised by passers by.
Life is suffering for the Canadian
>>72907250
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
This sucks man. Being born in Calgary and seeing a once great province go downhill makes me sad.
>>72908515
i would, but i've already fapped today
>>72908486
Its forced the evactuation of an entire city of about 100k people, and that city also has a shitton of oil facilities. If the fire makes it to those facilities, it could destroy billions of dollars in rather expensive hardware, which in turn would fuck up Canada's economy since they're relying on oil revenues at the moment to continue functioning.
Also, oil tends to burn and explode, which would make things even worse should it happen.
>>72908819
>high
lel
>>72908789
>Trump gets nomination
>Canada burns
Praise Kek
>>72908586
6000000%
>>72908734
I was thinking this too. The entire stock market wins when oil prices are high.
>>72908550
Fair enough. Just seemed odd you were rooting against the very thing you were wanting.
>>72908852
That's only a portion. Most of America's oil actually comes from America and Canada.
>>72907409
If anything it should have happened to Toronto.
>>72908831
I like the Jews
>>72909017
this/10
>>72906756
Finally, a happening.
Time to get comfy.
Actually I'm just about to to bed. Let me know what happens tomorrow.
>>72907847
>I'm ready. Grab your weapons boys.
>>72908101
I hope more of your industrial cities explode into clouds of toxic gas. Get back to making my overpriced tennis shoes, rice peasant.
WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THIS BULLSHIT?? 1
I'd have the fucking military there active duty and reserve, I'd be lobbying for fucking american fire fighters from Idaho, Arizona, and California that are used to this shit to come up here to assist.
I'd have Chinook helicopters and C130s flying people out of there.
Rachel Notley is a dumb fucking cunt who is fucking failing at her god damn job dumb bitch.
>>72906756
A PORTAL OPENS
>>72908873
>looks like
IT WILL
>>72908733
I just moved to Kelowna. I hope it doesn't happen again
>>72908896
You haven't been relevant since Three Kingdoms era Wang.
How did the fire start anyway?
>>72908311
We've got a newfie working with my crew and he is the biggest lil bitch around. He just about quit because of me, and I'm one of the nicest guys. I think there's something wrong in his head.
>>72908896
>How does it feel to be the pussy generic version of USA?
USA is the debased version of Canada, just like China is the debased version of an anthill in my garden.
>>72909037
then I might die senpai.
>>72909073
Oy vey an ally on /pol/? How rare. (am jew btw)
>>72909108
Canada is the 12th most armed in terms of civilian weapons in the world faggot.
>>72908964
The US wins when Canada can't sell oil when we have too much to sell.
>>72908269
>Says the manlet gook.
>WEW LAD!
Wow really destroyed him there! A FUCKING LEAF gentlemen
>>72906756
I bet the Canada pm is too busy sicking newcoming Syrian migrant's dicks to notice.
>>72909114
>Rachel Notley is a dumb fucking cunt who is fucking failing at her god damn job dumb bitch
Sit back and enjoy the circus m8
BURN CANADA, BURN!
>>72909128
It's about fucking time
Are we relevant now?
>>72909187
justin dropped his blunt
>>72909194
Sounds about right.
I called one out for being lazy and he ran for the higher ups like a little twat.
>>72909249
Is that the door on the Moon in Destiny that was a mystery in the beta?
AND WITH THIS SPARK
IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN
>>72909187
Holy shit is this the end times?
>>72909114
>sending good Arizonan firefighters to die in the Canadian woods
I'd actually be mad. There isn't a lot you can do about a wildfire, and firefighters die all the time, brutally. As long as you can get your citizens out safe, I think our firefighters shouldn't risk their lives for some buildings.
>>72907043
Didn't one of your cities explode last year because China has no safety regulations Chairman Chang?
>>72909269
we will never be relevant. i just hope the fire reaches parliament hill
>>72908124
Hey BC bros are cool guys. Just the coast ones suck.
WHY ARE THERE NO UPDATES? IS IT ALREADY OVER?
Pretty sure like 3/4 of that city are hoping the fire engulfs their house and blows up their $80,000 rig pig truck that they've skipped the last 6 payments on.
Allah is on our side lads, don't worry it will all work out fine, everything is okay resume your previous activities and move on
>>72909299
This really does seem like something Bieber would do
>>72906756
looks pretty smoky tbqh
>>72909194
A friend of mine from Cape Breton works out west and dislikes Newfies; he says that they tend to kiss ass to the bosses. I have no idea if that's true or not, just passing it along out of interest.
>>72909230
AHAHAHAH,
I'm just drinking beer and laughing at you charlies..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofChsLBfBp0
>>72907043
Nice try Vancouver
>>72909194
They are huge cucks as well. I have confirmed stories that they "Share" women and are okay with it.
Some of them brought their girlfriends back with them and those same girlfriends had dated other men that worked with us (I worked with about 18 of them from Miramishi, NB)
>>72909076
The fire will still be burning.
Rain isn't expected for over 24 hours.
>>72909544
>yfw Hongcouver is now shown as china
>>72907847
>grabs cock
>>72908389
what city are you from?
Any live streams of the fire and destruciton? :)
>>72909544
dubs of truth
>>72909478
He is like the Picard of Canada. He is accepting of everyone and tries his best to follow their customs and be an ally.
JK he is a fucking cuck end me now heaifdajhusfgbahjsklfgdsahjklfdhsjlik
I only wish I had more ammunition
>>72909495
the other one
>>72909209
>Oy vey an ally on /pol/? How rare. (am jew btw)
Are you a QT3.14?
No fuel in
-Wandering River
-Grasslands
Shocked the Canadian Forces haven't been called in yet.
>>72909720
>Julian?
>>72907886
Nǐ xǐhuān dà hēi gōngjī ma?
>>72909743
trudeau defunded them
>>72909456
Most of the city will have been evacuated by now and it's getting late so we probably won't hear or see much until tomorrow
>>72909743
>Shocked the Canadian Forces haven't been called in yet.
Not until Trudeau finishes his joint.
>>72909456
No. It's getting worse actually.
>>72909665
Don't worry brother, the cleansing fire will free us all
>>72909665
>He is like the Picard of Canada. He is accepting of everyone and tries his best to follow their customs and be an ally
He's like an actor from a show, makes sense
>>72909826
close enough
alberta should secede and join the US
CANADA DESTROYED AHAHAHAHA
>>72909919
Is it hurting oil exports or not?
>>72909729
Absolutely not kosher!!!
>>72907233
Trudeau going Bane to save his country and also screw over the jews (banks and insurance companies)?
>Does the fire rise?
>>72908515
Canadian Chernobyl
>>72909729
I'm a dude. I don't really have any jewy features.
>>72909209
>Canada is the 12th most armed in terms of civilian weapons in the world faggot.
It ain't guns you lack, it's balls.
When we annex Canada can we change the stars on the flag to little leaves?
>>72907043
Fuck you, Alberta is one of the last good parts of Canada.
>>72909967
>Laughing at the province that was most supportive of Trump burning.
>>72910018
80,000 people used to live here............. NOW ITS A GHOST TOWN
>>72910051
No, we replace it with ours. They can keep it as a state flag though.
>Canada wildfire forces mass evacuation in Fort McMurray
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
>>72909743
Right, can somebody please put out the flames in Best-Canada instead of press-conferences?
>>72910044
>What did you say about my genitals?
>>72906756
Jesus christ. This person works at one of the refinery locations, btw. Good luck Hatbros.
Damn dude, I guess I won't be seeing $60 video games for a long time.
I hate canada. Let them burn
Im gonna head up there and inhale the delicious black fumes, fox news said its good for me
This is absolutely fucking devastating to Alberta, and Canada.
>>72910233
/thread
>>72910137
Sick gook proxy
>>72910199
That feel is so real.
>>72910233
but...b-but dad! I love you!
>>72910185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8
>>72910233
Why so sour Mohammed?
>>72910199
>>72910261
Yeah but DUDE
LEGAL WEED
2017
>>72908374
Bloq got crushed. Fuck you faggot french frogs. Your canadas clay
>>72908896
Kek based
>>72909984
A bit early to tell, but with the entire city being evacuated it's almost certain that production will slow simply due to lack of staff, resources, and the closure of the highway. Plus, a lot of work camps are turning into makeshift shelters for the evacuees who fled north.
>>72910309
The state of your flag. You sicken me.
>>72910261
I was born in Calgary. I know how you albertabros must feel even though im an americuck now.
>>72910385
Thats a lie. just google it. It's worth 0.79 USD.
>>72910319
Cry more, chang.
>>72910425
Not all of us are traitors. Only the liberal fags who changed the flags. FUCK. I want the ensign back so bad.
I pray to the Lord Up Above every morning and every night of every single day that every single square mile, foot and inch north of the U.S. border is burned to ashes along with every single person who ever inhabited those wretched lands.
>>72910456
Won't be for long
>mfw I am in recession proof buisiness
Bring it on you shitty economy. I want to see trudau "try" to fix this one.
>>72910456
>79 cents to the dollar fuck i want to kill my self
Did we start the fire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>72910403
A lot of oil infrastructure can't just be shut down quickly though.
>>72910536
Youre ok, leaf.
>tfw all the shitty highschool dropouts that graduated with me went up to fort mac
>tfw they all braged about how gud the oil money was and that univercity was a waste of time
>tfw seeing them all cry today about fires
>tfw in air conditioned classroom all day today
>>72908101
Lmao China back off bro you're triggering the fuck out of the leafs.
Anyways stay safe leafbros
>>72910537
I don't get this. Is it all meming, or have you all suddenly started actually hating Canada?
I feel like Canada is pretty great actually. If I had to pick a nation to move to that's not the US it'd be Canada.
>>72909517
I got one at work who always whistles and sings when he listens to his ipod, im gunna fuckin kick his head in
>>72907043
you first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1q3HwB0y0
>>72910441
Go to bed Ted you've got to go to Senate!
>>72910537
I smile and wave bud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VclaeaajDiU
>>72908896
Raugh it up fuzzbaww
>>72910615
>recession proof business
You sell booze?
>>72910537
>every single square mile, foot and inch north of the U.S. border is burned to ashes
Suits me: I'm east of Maine, not north.
>tfw no Talking Heads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
:-)
>>72910882
should've seen that one coming.
>>72906912
I agree with this anon. We can just get a new hat.
>>72910913
I'd bet weed
>>72910725
>>tfw in air conditioned classroom all day today
Yeah, but that's only because you're nearly 30 years old and still trying to get your Ph.D. in Medieval Lesbian Studies.
>>72909203
>just like China is the debased version of an anthill in my garden.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Videos from fleeing vehicles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gHvZ-DqMCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9nHsv_1nDs
CBC just said firefighters from across Canada are mobilizing. Still no word on the military....
>>72910868
>Dude. Whoa. Dude. Whoa
He sounds like a drunk, frat guy from the 90s.
>>72911065
bbbb-but we are special hat.
>>72911103
>Medieval Lesbian Studies
>>72910623
Times are rough brother. I need a WaffenSS uniform for re-enactment in Windsor next June but our shitty dollar means I pay pretty much x2.
If Trudau was not such a cuck we might have been able to piggy back off of Trumps post election success but I guess not.
Oil was our main export for some reason and the Arabs are flooding the market so that is worthless. Meanwhile everyone here is whining about giving alcoholic natives more booze money thinking they will actually do anything else with it.
Yup world is burning brother. Just keep in mind not all of us want this.
>>72910655
True, but the tar sands aren't typical oil production with drilling and wellheads; instead they dig it right out of the ground (and then have to separate the oil from the rock) so if they slow or suspend the pit mines then everything else will slow too.
It was also just announced by some of the companies that they were starting to fly workers out of the area if they didn't live in Fort Mac, to free up room for the evacuees in their work camps. So it seems likely that production will be impacted at least somewhat.
>>72911026
what the shit
>>72910725
>chose a different lifestyle than you
>made more money than you
Ya you're showing them now anon. Cuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EtMQeBOguA
I hope all my Alberta bros are safe!!!!
>>72911116
>from across Canada
well, they dure as hell wont make it there quickly
>no word from the military
The closest base was likely emptied to house Syrian refugees, eh
>>72911026
God I hate those chinks.
>>72911116
>Canadians don't know how to hold a camera horizontally
>>72910725
>TFW spent most of the day downstairs masturbating in my room and watching hockey during refractory periods
ya frigged up, boys
>>72906756
In before the sulfur pyramids catch fire.
CBC radio saying the Canadian Forces will be mobilizing, mentioned something about them being "2 days out"
Currently listening to CBC Edmonton.
>>72910913
>>72911078
Well I guess you could say im in the "baking buisiness". More like 2300 degrees C. Though.
It was trump's plan all along so cucks have nowhere to escape to
>>72911438
>sulfur pyramids
The fuck am I looking at?
>>72911455
Thats so sad. Imagine an attack on Canadian soil. And it takes 2 fucking days for forces to mobilize. Pathetic.
>>72911455
2 days out? What the fuck dont they have a base in edmonton? And an airforce base in cold lake, youd think they have a few transport planes there
>>72911585
isis could literally fuck you guys in the ass
>>72906756
>Statement from Premiere Notley:
>>>>/wsg/1067337
Is this how we post webms with sound now across all boards? How long has this been going on?
>>72910191
fake... its not happening folks
>>72906756
Can't wait until it hits the oil.
They'll have to use nukes to put it out
>>72911438
that would create a magnificent explosion. and the resulting gas cloud would fuck up a lot of things.
>>72911258
If you ever buy 'faux fur' and see 'Made in China' on it, now you know what it really is.
They figured it is cheaper to take cats & dogs fur instead of manufacturing 'fake fur'. Then I imagine the meat ends up on a plate with noodles or rice somewhere not much later
>>72911493
Metal forging eh
>>72911585
>Imagine an attack on Canadian soil
Trudeau Martial Law 2.0: Electric Boogaloo
>>72911612
>transport some planes there
Uh...to accomplish what? Are they going to bomb the raging inferno into submission?
Supp niggers, guess whats coming.
We now have economic dissatisfaction. All it takes is some enterprising rabble-rouser to goad the tiger into action.
We could have prevented this.
>>72911438
The whole place is going to smell like one colossal fart.
>>72910185
>What did you say about my genitals?
>>72911585
Canadian Army has to do an environmental impact report before they can ship out anywhere
>>72911583
>>72911585
Makes sense when you have a nu-male as Prime Minister and a leftist woman as Premier
>>72911455
>Canadian Forces will be mobilizing, mentioned something about them being "2 days out"
It takes time to get Mohammed out of your sleeping bag and make him give you back your toothbrush, you know.
>>72911754
Austria we need you guys again.
>>72911585
>>72911612
They also have Suffield, which is a very large base in alberta, the lagged response is what we get for 60 years of fucking defence cuts
>>72911677
How?
>>72911677
>isis could literally fuck you guys in the ass
>could
Wrong verb tense there, son
>>72911677
and they would take it because otherwise they would fear of being called intolerant.
>>72911931
what is this?
>>72911583
The process to separate oil from the sands it is stuck in produce a lot of sulfur. The big one have a base twice as big as the biggest Egyptian pyramid. It cost less to stack it than transporting it and sell it at loss.
>>72911254
Gee I wonder who is behind this economically shattering event.
>>72909743
rumors now circulating online that Sajjan ordered a stand-down per Trudeau's orders
This summer is going to be crazy. Big part of North America is going to burn.
>>72911974
A shitty commute
>>72911438
Hope the fire spreads to Edmonton so it can destroy this piece of shit
>>72911914
Doggy sytle raw with no lube while you kids are forced to watch
>>72912057
Looks like it.
>>72911824
Thats alot of fucking sulfur.
>>72911677
>isis could literally fuck you guys in the ass
Eh.. No.>>72911747
>Trudeau Martial Law 2.0: Electric Boogaloo
lmao
>>72911807
Almost puked.
>>72911826
>Makes sense when you have a nu-male as Prime Minister and a leftist woman as Premier
WAKE ME UP
>>72911905
Who will save our military friends? It's just so god awful.
>>72911753
Thats not what i typed, dipshit
>>72911438
Oh god the smell would be rank as fuck.
>>72912082
B-b-but our prime minister is moslem...
if Hillary gets elected imagine how fucked north america is going to be
>>72911612
>What the fuck dont they have a base in edmonton?
Of course, at CFB Edmonton (Namao). But soldiers aren't equipped to fight fires. They'll be a big help in sorting out the aftermath, not putting the fire out.
>>72912110
Imagine the smell
>>72911824
Sulfur actually has value for treating alkaline soil.
it is not 'waste".
>>72911747
Think biological.
How many muslims dead?
>>72912110
Pretty surreal looking eh?
>>72911493
Is your job a sekrit club or what
>>72910092
Alberta =/= Canada
Never was, never will be
this was predicted by Nostradamus and the Bible.
>>72911824
>waste sulfur
Doesn't that smell fucking awful? And what is their plan in the long term with this shit?
>>72912216
not enough
>>72911914
>How?
2006 - In the 2006 Ontario terrorism plot, Canadian counter-terrorism forces arrested 18 terrorists (dubbed the "Toronto 18") inspired by al-Qaeda. They were accused of planning to detonate truck bombs, to open fire in a crowded area, and to storm the Canadian Broadcasting Centre, the Canadian Parliament building, the Canadian Security Intelligence Service (CSIS) headquarters, and the parliamentary Peace Tower, to take hostages and to behead the Prime Minister and other leaders.
August 2010 - Misbahuddin Ahmed of Ottawa was arrested (later convicted in July 2014) of knowingly facilitating a terrorist activity and participation in the activities of a terrorist group.[9][10]
2013 - Chiheb Esseghaier and Raed Jaser of Montreal and Toronto, respectively, charged as part of an alleged Al Qaeda plot to derail a New York to Toronto train on the Canadian side of the border. Alleged plot was not imminent.[citation needed] Canadian Muslims helped to foil the alleged plot.[11] The suspects said they were arrested based on their appearance.[12][13]
October 20, 2014 – On October 20, 2014, two Canadian Forces members were hit by Martin Couture-Rouleau, a recent Muslim convert in what is known as the 2014 Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu ramming attack. Warrant officer Patrice Vincent died of his injuries. Couture-Rouleau was eventually gunned down and killed.
October 22, 2014 - Michael Zehaf-Bibeau, a convert to Islam, fatally shot Corporal Nathan Cirillo, a Canadian soldier on ceremonial sentry duty at the Canadian National War Memorial in Ottawa, and then forced his way into Canada's parliament building, where he had a shootout with parliament security personnel. He was shot 31 times and died at the scene. Zehaf-Bibeau made a video prior to the attack in which he expressed his motives as being related "to Canada's foreign policy and in respect of his religious beliefs."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terrorism_in_Canada
Let's be clear, this sucks for Canadian citizens but it might be the wakeup call that Canada needs.
I feel bad for the real Canadians that this will hurt, but Trudeau and his fuckboi gang are in for some trouble now that there might actually be an economic problem rather than a social "problem" of someone calling a group a bad word.
>>72911999
>The process to separate oil from the sands it is stuck in produce a lot of sulfur.
Looks like those who dealt it also smelt it, for a change.
>>72911999
It does get hauled away for use, just not as fast as they are producing it at this time.
>>72912116
Then please enlighten me as to what the fuck military planes are going to do to combat a forest fire.
>>72912253
I guess you could say that.
>>72906756
Post more videos
>>72912076
Few things in life would make me happier than to see Edmonton burn to the ground
t. BCer
>>72912214
Ah neat. Consumer medical or industrial research by chance?
>>72912294
Yeah no wonder he is destroying the military.
>>72906756
NEWS FLASH! THE SAUDI'S SPECIAL FORCES DID THIS!!
>>72909187
It was always burning since the world was turning
>>72912375
Big ass transport planes can carry food, water and manpower. Firefighters dont all carry hoses, theres a lot of manual labour involved in wildfire fighting
Is this gonna be worse than Katrina was in terms of post-disaster diaspora?
>>72911905
4Wing Cold Lake, one of the largest airbases in the world is directly south of Fort McMurray. It's got top-tier infrastructure as the US has been using it as their own.
>>72912375
transportation of resources, food, water and gas to the area aswell as extraction of people affected by the fire
THERE'S NO ESCAPE
>>72910536
Albertans are all traitors. Scum of Canada, only tolerated on /pol/ because they suck US cock until US posters started pretending to give a fuck
It would be cool if a major city got struck by some sorta disaster or terror attack while all this chaos is going down. You know, if it was a totally fictional story or something. I'd read it.
>Military help has been requested through the province. Assistance will come from Army and Air Force. Assistance is 2 days out.
Canadian Armed Forces are this casual?
>>72912539
Nah, not even close. Much smaller city, much smaller affected area.
>>72912477
Buckle up for the ride, it's gonna get bumpy I think
>>72906756
>Last time when the Doha deal fell through: Kuwait Oil workers strike
>Oil price in freefall based on yuge surplus #s: Oil capital of Canada on fire.
>>72912670
>Albertans are all traitors. Scum of Canada,
We have a badass here watch out boys.
>>72912539
Sorta yes, sorta no. Most everyone in that shithole moved there in the last decade from all over the country since it was national meme for retard high school dropouts that you could go to Alberta and make a lot of money doing stupid shit for the oil companies. So most of these people will probably just move back into their parents basements for a while.
>>72912646
>A full 2/3 of Canada is at risk of fire
Holy fuck is this how the North American Union starts
>>72912539
There's like 4 people in Alberta maybe 5
>>72912796
You gotta understand the vast majority of Canadians live in blue areas on that map. Almost no one lives in the prairies compared to Ontario/BC/Quebec
>>72911931
>>72912280
>>72912670
I dont get how your first post relates to anything tho care to explain?
>>72912646
Is this real? Holy fuck.
>>72912726
aren't your's pretty much there a few hours after a natural disaster hits?
>>72912646
>tfw in the middle of the red
its hot plz sent cold beers
>>72906756
No. How will Canada pay for the refugees?
>>72909114
>Chinook helicopters
Bad move actually. It's Chinook winds that are driving the fires.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinook_wind
>>72912076
>this
>removing "the city of champions" from the city's signs as a """rebranding effort"""
>public transit rail system is shit and probably decades behind schedule in terms of completion
Just fuck my capital city up senpai
>>72912950
They were rebuilding roads in Kumamoto the same day after the earthquake hit.
>>72912726
What happens when military spending is non-existent. People forget that they have more roles then foreign deployment.
>>72912617
which is irrelevant if our equipment isnt maintained because theres no money for it, when i was stationed at petawawa we had a shitload of LAV3s and maybe 10 that we could use at a moments notice, no budget for maintenence, no budget for fuel, old as fuck equipment, supply chains/organizations that are a mess, the problem isn't not rnough big bases, it's our military has a budget of 45$ and a case of beer, and we're seeing exactly what that budget buys us in readiness.
>>72912936
Yes, got it off twitter.
>>72912959
Same. Now imagine having to evacuate cities with 1million+ people like Edmonton and Calgary. I smell brush fires happening.
It's too bad really. Saskatchewan has all the oil now GET FUCKED ALBERTA!
>>72912990
We already can't pay. We're running up a +$200billion debt to pay for it all at this rate
>>72912990
Hopefully they wont be able to after this.
>>72912959
They'd get warm by the time they get there.
>>72913104
It looks like those fires could spill over into the states.
>>72912927
What the fuck are you on about?
>>72913008
Chinook winds don't occur that far north.
Oh well this is the last straw. Guess I'm a #CruzMissile now.
>>72912646
THE FIRE RISES
>>72909187
Rachel Notley orchestrated a buyout plan (behind closed doors) with the U.S companies who hire workers to stage a complete collapse of the Oil Industry in Alberta. With the Oil industry gone, Notley will have full support from the libtards and envirocucks to go ahead with a new economic plan shaped completely by her (New Democratic Empire). Literally a Palpatine-esque scheme
>>72913049
>removing "the city of champions" from the city's signs as a """rebranding effort"""
Oh fuck remember when that one dude vandalized a bunch of those signs? Goddamn that was golden.
NEW THREAD HERE
>>72913244
>>72912927
There's 3.5 million people in the small Edmonton-Calgary corridor. But yeah, the rest is sparsely populated.
Good luck to the US hat.
>>72913208
Look at the map, fuckass. Calgary and Edmonton are literally the only semi-populated cities at risk. Everyone freaking out that Canada is about to burned to death doesn't realize how sparsely populated Canada is. The vast majority of Canadians live right on the American border. The fire risk is for uninhabited forests and shit.
>>72913393
Thanks for opening my eyes, but who should I vote for now?
>>72912454
Okay il give it to you ;)
People pay me to put their deceased family members in brick ovens.
2022. All the cities in Alberta have burned to the ground. All Albertans are gone. Mr. Trudeau enacts Syria Vision 2030 - he will repopulate Alberta with 10 million Syrian refugees by 2030 starting in 2022.
>>72913393
>Rachel Notley orchestrated a buyout plan (behind closed doors) with the U.S companies who hire workers to stage a complete collapse of the Oil Industry in Alberta. With the Oil industry gone, Notley will have full support from the libtards and envirocucks to go ahead with a new economic plan shaped completely by her (New Democratic Empire). Literally a Palpatine-esque scheme
Are we looking at the Communist take over of Canada?
Trudeau said he will change the voting laws as well.
>>72911999
good capital ground work for any enterprising liches , economic outlook good for an adventurer's guild
>>72912932
Some Northern ontarian threatened to kill me, posted about his gun, asked me to post my address. I posted it, called him a pussy, gave him directions from his town to my front door, and told him I'd wait
He said he'd come. But he won't. Rural Canadians (like a lot of the albertans that hate Canada, and Northern Ontarians) are what we call "Snow niggers" in the rest of Canada
They like to role-play as Texas cowboys, it's hilarious. And they have a foothold on /pol/, which makes Canadian affairs on this board a complete mess of self-hating role-playing faggots. The anti-Trudeau and anti-Canada shit is purely from these rural cunts
I'm posting the directions every time the thread comes up, I know the faggot is still in here. These people need to be emasculated, they're the extra-loud squeeky wheel on /pol/ that doesn't actually do or say shit in real life. I'll fight this faggot on behalf of Canadians
But he won't show up. Pussy backed out, like the underage snownigger he is.
Yes, I'm mad. But still waiting, anytime
>>72913102
I was just stating what was there. I don't disagree with you that DND is catastrophically underfunded
Is Calgary going to get hit? I live in the city and would prefer to not move.
>>72913597
>Northern ontarian
>Bancroft
>>72913470
Wildrose
>>72913706
Northern Northern Ontario is literally unpopulated
>>72913472
Niceeee. I have explored the morgue / cemetary business, it's rather fascinating the business of death.
Definitely recession proof... and in fact, it's about to enter a new boom period due to all the baby-boomers starting to enter older age.
Good call - Confirm for me it takes 4 - 8 hours to burn a body in a 21st century oven? A couple hours for heat up & cool off period, plus a few hours for the actual incineration to occur? Where do you stand on the Holocaust & the ovens?
>>72913784
Plenty of primo woods to go inna
>>72913597
>Yes, I'm mad.
Apparently fucked in the head too. That's some high tier autism you're displaying.
>>72913847
kek
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