Canada's premiere oil producing city is in danger of being completely destroyed, there are mandatory evacuations. Only one highway in or out of the city. Very busy.
It's fucking happening, the fire rises. This is the oil capital of Canada. Potentially HUGE political and economic repercussions for Canada.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://globalnews.ca/news/2677885/mayor-issues-warnings-as-fire-situation-in-fort-mcmurray-intensifies/
Statement from Premiere Notley:
>>>/wsg/1067337
Alberta Wildfire status map:
http://wildfire.alberta.ca/wildfire-status/wildfire-status-map.aspx
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>>72902213
>>72906756
CRUZ DID THIS
>>72906756
God save the queen.
literally who cares
>>72906912
The economy.
>>72906756
Trudeau did this.
>>72906756
jesus christ that looks horrifying.
>>72906912
Canadians
>>72906975
Since when does our economy affect other countries?
>>72906756
First for hope that shithole country burns to the ground :)
>>72906756
>that video
Jesus
And people thought Tesla's 'bioweapon defence mode' was dumb.
>>72906756
Reichstag fire. Only not done by the given this time
>>72906912
Oil speculators.
>>72906756
FRIENDLY REMINDER!
THE SKY IS ON FIRE BURNING BLACK GOLD, EYES IN THE WEST TURN TO EAST
>>72907036
I never said it did.
>>72906756
Canucks drop to 5th and now this?
How will we recover.
Also it's probably faggy pipeline protesters doing all this shit for the greater good. Or faggy natives.
It has been unusually warm the last month
QUICK! DIAL 0118 999 881 999 119 725
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>>72906756
Canada got hit by a #cruzmissile !!!
>>72907043
How's your fucking gutteroil you gook
10th for stay safe
>>72906975
>>72907032
I wish I was there watching it. seems like a once in a lifetime opportunity. Like in the Stand when the pyro burns down a town
>>72907036
Were g7 so that's gotta count for something
>>72907106
MY FRIENDS TOTALLY DIDN'T BURN THIS SHIT TO THE GROUND GUEEEEEZE!
stay safe leafs
>>72907043
But then you would lose all your recently purchased Canadian "mansions"
Oil prices in the gutter
Fort Mac filling up with laid off people who have $600k debt for mortgages and pick up trucks
Oil companies closing down unproductive facilities, now just giant empty buildings and eat money every day
Suddenly a fire that engulfs the entire city.
Oil companies get insurance for their facilities, banks get insurance for people's houses and trucks that would never be paid for
I N S I D E
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>>72907160
Thank you, Turkroach
>>72907043
How are you even posting?
Aren't you Chinks banned from seeing the glorious West's superior culture?
>>72907043
Fort Mac looks like your country everyday but to us it's a emergency.
>>72907151
Your glorious leader would not approve this hate speech
>>72906991
it's an inside job. the natives had prior warning.
It's just a prank lol
>>72907160
Thanks bud
>>72907043
>Says the chink
>>72907043
You better hope it doesn't, then there will be no real estate for you to invest in :^)
>>72907043
>polluted, overpopulated, authoritarian China calling Canada a "shithole"
All of those harvested organs from Falun Gong prisoners that made their way into your food supply are causing you brain damage, Zhang.
>>72906756
>that webm
WHAT A LOVELY DAY
>>72906756
A reminder that that's what God does to cucks. He's back, you've been behaving very badly, and he's unhappy with you.
>>72907160
Thanks Turkroach
t.Leaf
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BURN BABY BURN
>>72907233
well
that makes a little too much sense
I guess the Saudis will crank production up another notch to drive the stake in deeper
>>72907306
>>72907341
>>72907349
You better hope big daddy Trideau doesn't find out...you naughty boys
>>72906756
Any news on what caused the fire?
>>72906756
>invite refugees
>mysterious forest fire appears
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>72907151
ahahahhahahahahhaha
REKT
>>72906756
Sorry for u canada
That's one way to attempt to prop up oil prices.
>>72907499
Gas the chinks, race war now.
How the fuck are you even here, isn't it super illegal for you to be on the internet outside the Great Firewall?
>>72906912
Do you know where our oil comes from?
>>72907250
>Your grorious reader would not applove
True, but since he said that totalitarian China was his favourite country, fuck him.
>>72907349
>All of those harvested organs from Falun Gong prisoners that made their way into your food supply are causing you brain damage, Zhang.
Those bantz.
Love you buds!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCFo0a8V-Ag
>>72907409
Alberta is the last province to deserve it...
>>72907409
Look towards moscow on the 22th of may, st patrick is coming.
>>72907592
4chan isn't blocked in China. You just have to buy a gold pass.
>>72907577
Thanks Italy with an Eagle
>>72907250
I didn't vote for him. Go have another Tiananmen
>>72907654
how much from Canada? 40% isn't that much. besides let the world burn
who here /fire/ I love setting bits of stuff on fire.
>>72907458
>Canadian economy is ruined
>Canada in weakest state its ever been
>Either annexed by U.S or the Russian Federation.
>>72907499
Please, dont tell him. He beats us daily.
>>72907669
I agree, the east coast should have burned to the ground. FUCK NEWFIES
>>72907106
>>72907767
I'm ready. Grab your weapons boys. We don't go down without a fight.
How much does Edmonton and Calgary rely on the oil profit?
Mass strikes?
>>72907542
>Canada
>wrecking anybody
>>72907592
It is only illegal for you to speak badly about minorities and gay people
>>72907669
>Alberta is the last province to deserve it...
That's exactly the point. If he's doing this to Alberta, guess what he's gonna do to the rest of ya!
>>72907233
ten four Randy
>>72907499
>You better hope big daddy Trideau doesn't find out
You'd better hope that your powdered tiger gallbladder supply doesn't run out, or your penis will retreat into your abdomen.
>>72906756
The Fort McMurray fire is the result of Ted Cruz dropping out. All that lingering anger had to go somewhere. I bet you wish you had your gold right about now huh?
Stay safe, you fucking leaves.
>>72906756
>Oil goes down the shitter
>Turbulent outlook ahead
>Boom city burns to the ground literally
Wow.
>>72907816
All they do is fish. Why hate on the eastern guys?
Guys, how can we use this situation to Remove Tree Niggers?
>>72907669
>Alberta is the last province to deserve it...
>>72907151
fucking based canada. for those who don't know what gutter oil is:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04
Wow, y'alls country just keeps getting short sticks
https://youtu.be/FRVSSwJYqh0
Time was drifting, this rock had got to roll
So, I hit the road and made my getaway
Restless feeling, really got a hold
I started searching for a better way
And I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But, I couldn't see the light, no, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right, couldn't get it right
>>72907960
>COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP THIS IS THE LGBT POLICE
What a joke country :)
>>72907136
You BC fags are probably cheering. You never gave a fuck about Alberta
Looking on twitter seems like the hospital is on fire now
>>72908032
no fucking way
>>72908101
Says the manlet gook.
WEW LAD!
Heres some hip for ya faggot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWWgyeJGyH8
>>72906756
Are people dying?how will the world be affected by this?
It's not a happening unless it can cause widespread happenings.
>>72908101
[ching chongs internally]
>>72907991
Thats what they want you to think, the are literally the sand niggers of canada
They like to destroy shit for no reason and have a piss poor IQ.
I've worked with many of them in the Oil field (FSJ) and they are a waste of skin. They will sit on theor ass all day and call YOU lazy. Terrible with money too fuck those guys for real
Side note captcha asked me to tag all the images with TREES lmao
>>72907592
>>72907931
If I got a penny every time a Chink provoked a leaf on this board I'd be fucking two girls at once tbhfam
>>72907877
Massively. Calgary was one of NA's richest cities because of the oil industry.
>>72908269
>>72908301
>>72907185
Alberta is the only redeeming part about Canada. Why are you wishing ill on the leading conservative province? They are the only hope to take Canada off of the brink.
Anyways... the wildfire might be a blessing in disguise. Once the NDP fuck up the Oil-Sand rebuild it will be the perfect opportunity for Alberta to vote Wildrose and secede from this sinking ship of socialism.
>>72908275
the entire city is going to burn to the ground
Ask an Albertan anything
>>72908275
City's been evacuated. Theyre oil drillers so expect oil prices to rise
>>72908101
How are on the internet chink fag. Why dont you go back to worshiping Mao Zedong communist nigger.
>>72908101
Wait, are you the same Chinese poster who commented already? I can't tell because you all look the fucking same.
>>72906756
what is actually going on with the fire?
is this a super ecological disaster?
will the fire burn for thousands of years like that one coal fire in indiana, or wherever it is?
>>72907928
Don't you mean Randers Bobanders?
>>72908360
You act like your getting to me.
My feelings are dead gook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw2krdBz7IA
>>72908275
Imagine a city of 80,000 people completely burn to the ground
>>72907672
>Look towards moscow on the 22th of may, st patrick is coming.
Whatever, just so long as he behaves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy62gOwHHSs
>>72908408
Probably just an American with a proxy, see chinks gets us riled up.
>>>****Posting Gay Trudeaus in pre-celebration for GAY PRIDE MONTH this JUNE 1st - JULY 3rd****<<<
Are you ready to 'Show Your Pride' /pol/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixt4mRbZjoI
>>72908275
Appearantly only two are dead.
>>72908374
Canada is barely a country. It's just northern USA. I don't know enough about it to care
>>72907100
Is it dinnertime already?
RIP Edmonton: From rags to riches...to rags.
SO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF INSURANCE FRAUD?
>>72908311
Didn't know they were literal dindus. Interesting.
>>72908167
You are now aware of the absurdity in this world
>>72908275
Roughly 10-12% of global oil production/commodity was brought to a halt. People will be instantly laid off and this will crash oil dependant markets.
>>72908536
We're already rebelling against our future overlords.
>>72908380
>a city with less people than Flagstaff, Arizona is burnt to the ground
>literally nothing comes of it.
The people will be moved to other cities or something, and it will be over.
>>72906756
THE RAPEFUGEES ARE STAKING THEIR GLOBAL CLAIM ON ALL OIL
>>72908515
This already happened before in Kelowna.
I don't care if Canada burns, but will this decrease Canadian oil production giving oil and my Exxon Mobil stock a boost?
Yes? Then burn, baby burn!
God hates justin
>Trump wins
>The fire rises
>Wreckage brothers discovered
>Memeing reality since current year
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
>checks location of happening
>it's in Canada
Welp, time to head back to shitposting.
>>72908543
>>72908586
High.
>>72908734
I hope you know you are just as bad as the jews for saying something like that.
>yfw the Cucknadian dollar drops even more
this timing couldn't be better
>was just about to start a methanol gas station
>produce my own methanol from all the organic waste in my city
>literally get double paid, 1) taking the garbage contract 2) converting and selling as biofuel
yay!!
>>72907654
the middle east
>>72908550
or care enough to learn more. I at least give a fuck about europe so I research them. I'm sorry the only good part of canada is suffering, but that doesn't mean much anyway
>>72906756
Man thats scary. It looks like its going to take out the whole town.
>>72907512
TRUDEAU STARTED THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWYAS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING
>>72908733
Lol no it didn't. Kelowna wasnt as bad faggot
>>72908408
>>72908482
>>72908510
How does it feel to be the pussy generic version of USA?
Canadians are so easy to trigger because of their delicate gay sensibility. Their psyches are like small flowers fluttering down from the tree only to have the petals bruised by passers by.
Life is suffering for the Canadian
>>72907250
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
This sucks man. Being born in Calgary and seeing a once great province go downhill makes me sad.
>>72908515
i would, but i've already fapped today
>>72908486
Its forced the evactuation of an entire city of about 100k people, and that city also has a shitton of oil facilities. If the fire makes it to those facilities, it could destroy billions of dollars in rather expensive hardware, which in turn would fuck up Canada's economy since they're relying on oil revenues at the moment to continue functioning.
Also, oil tends to burn and explode, which would make things even worse should it happen.
>>72908819
>high
lel
>>72908789
>Trump gets nomination
>Canada burns
Praise Kek
>>72908586
6000000%
>>72908734
I was thinking this too. The entire stock market wins when oil prices are high.
>>72908550
Fair enough. Just seemed odd you were rooting against the very thing you were wanting.
>>72908852
That's only a portion. Most of America's oil actually comes from America and Canada.
>>72907409
If anything it should have happened to Toronto.
>>72908831
I like the Jews
>>72909017
this/10
>>72906756
Finally, a happening.
Time to get comfy.
Actually I'm just about to to bed. Let me know what happens tomorrow.
>>72907847
>I'm ready. Grab your weapons boys.
>>72908101
I hope more of your industrial cities explode into clouds of toxic gas. Get back to making my overpriced tennis shoes, rice peasant.
WHO THE FUCK IS IN CHARGE OF THIS BULLSHIT?? 1
I'd have the fucking military there active duty and reserve, I'd be lobbying for fucking american fire fighters from Idaho, Arizona, and California that are used to this shit to come up here to assist.
I'd have Chinook helicopters and C130s flying people out of there.
Rachel Notley is a dumb fucking cunt who is fucking failing at her god damn job dumb bitch.
>>72906756
A PORTAL OPENS
>>72908873
>looks like
IT WILL
>>72908733
I just moved to Kelowna. I hope it doesn't happen again
>>72908896
You haven't been relevant since Three Kingdoms era Wang.
How did the fire start anyway?
>>72908311
We've got a newfie working with my crew and he is the biggest lil bitch around. He just about quit because of me, and I'm one of the nicest guys. I think there's something wrong in his head.
>>72908896
>How does it feel to be the pussy generic version of USA?
USA is the debased version of Canada, just like China is the debased version of an anthill in my garden.
>>72909037
then I might die senpai.
>>72909073
Oy vey an ally on /pol/? How rare. (am jew btw)
>>72909108
Canada is the 12th most armed in terms of civilian weapons in the world faggot.
>>72908964
The US wins when Canada can't sell oil when we have too much to sell.
>>72908269
>Says the manlet gook.
>WEW LAD!
Wow really destroyed him there! A FUCKING LEAF gentlemen
>>72906756
I bet the Canada pm is too busy sicking newcoming Syrian migrant's dicks to notice.
>>72909114
>Rachel Notley is a dumb fucking cunt who is fucking failing at her god damn job dumb bitch
Sit back and enjoy the circus m8
BURN CANADA, BURN!
>>72909128
It's about fucking time
Are we relevant now?
>>72909187
justin dropped his blunt
>>72909194
Sounds about right.
I called one out for being lazy and he ran for the higher ups like a little twat.
>>72909249
Is that the door on the Moon in Destiny that was a mystery in the beta?
AND WITH THIS SPARK
IT'S GONNA BE THE BIGGEST FIRE THEY'VE EVER SEEN
>>72909187
Holy shit is this the end times?
>>72909114
>sending good Arizonan firefighters to die in the Canadian woods
I'd actually be mad. There isn't a lot you can do about a wildfire, and firefighters die all the time, brutally. As long as you can get your citizens out safe, I think our firefighters shouldn't risk their lives for some buildings.
>>72907043
Didn't one of your cities explode last year because China has no safety regulations Chairman Chang?
>>72909269
we will never be relevant. i just hope the fire reaches parliament hill
>>72908124
Hey BC bros are cool guys. Just the coast ones suck.
WHY ARE THERE NO UPDATES? IS IT ALREADY OVER?
Pretty sure like 3/4 of that city are hoping the fire engulfs their house and blows up their $80,000 rig pig truck that they've skipped the last 6 payments on.
Allah is on our side lads, don't worry it will all work out fine, everything is okay resume your previous activities and move on
>>72909299
This really does seem like something Bieber would do
>>72906756
looks pretty smoky tbqh
>>72909194
A friend of mine from Cape Breton works out west and dislikes Newfies; he says that they tend to kiss ass to the bosses. I have no idea if that's true or not, just passing it along out of interest.
>>72909230
AHAHAHAH,
I'm just drinking beer and laughing at you charlies..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofChsLBfBp0
>>72907043
Nice try Vancouver
>>72909194
They are huge cucks as well. I have confirmed stories that they "Share" women and are okay with it.
Some of them brought their girlfriends back with them and those same girlfriends had dated other men that worked with us (I worked with about 18 of them from Miramishi, NB)
>>72909076
The fire will still be burning.
Rain isn't expected for over 24 hours.
>>72909544
>yfw Hongcouver is now shown as china
>>72907847
>grabs cock
>>72908389
what city are you from?
Any live streams of the fire and destruciton? :)
>>72909544
dubs of truth
>>72909478
He is like the Picard of Canada. He is accepting of everyone and tries his best to follow their customs and be an ally.
JK he is a fucking cuck end me now heaifdajhusfgbahjsklfgdsahjklfdhsjlik
I only wish I had more ammunition
>>72909495
the other one
>>72909209
>Oy vey an ally on /pol/? How rare. (am jew btw)
Are you a QT3.14?
No fuel in
-Wandering River
-Grasslands
Shocked the Canadian Forces haven't been called in yet.
>>72909720
>Julian?
>>72907886
Nǐ xǐhuān dà hēi gōngjī ma?
>>72909743
trudeau defunded them
>>72909456
Most of the city will have been evacuated by now and it's getting late so we probably won't hear or see much until tomorrow
>>72909743
>Shocked the Canadian Forces haven't been called in yet.
Not until Trudeau finishes his joint.
>>72909456
No. It's getting worse actually.
>>72909665
Don't worry brother, the cleansing fire will free us all
>>72909665
>He is like the Picard of Canada. He is accepting of everyone and tries his best to follow their customs and be an ally
He's like an actor from a show, makes sense
>>72909826
close enough
alberta should secede and join the US
CANADA DESTROYED AHAHAHAHA
>>72909919
Is it hurting oil exports or not?
>>72909729
Absolutely not kosher!!!
>>72907233
Trudeau going Bane to save his country and also screw over the jews (banks and insurance companies)?
>Does the fire rise?
>>72908515
Canadian Chernobyl
>>72909729
I'm a dude. I don't really have any jewy features.
>>72909209
>Canada is the 12th most armed in terms of civilian weapons in the world faggot.
It ain't guns you lack, it's balls.
When we annex Canada can we change the stars on the flag to little leaves?
>>72907043
Fuck you, Alberta is one of the last good parts of Canada.
>>72909967
>Laughing at the province that was most supportive of Trump burning.
>>72910018
80,000 people used to live here............. NOW ITS A GHOST TOWN
>>72910051
No, we replace it with ours. They can keep it as a state flag though.
>>72909967
>Canada wildfire forces mass evacuation in Fort McMurray
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
>>72909743
Right, can somebody please put out the flames in Best-Canada instead of press-conferences?
>>72910044
>What did you say about my genitals?
>>72906756
Jesus christ. This person works at one of the refinery locations, btw. Good luck Hatbros.
Damn dude, I guess I won't be seeing $60 video games for a long time.
I hate canada. Let them burn
Im gonna head up there and inhale the delicious black fumes, fox news said its good for me
This is absolutely fucking devastating to Alberta, and Canada.
>>72910233
/thread
>>72910137
Sick gook proxy
>>72910199
That feel is so real.
>>72910233
but...b-but dad! I love you!
>>72910185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuGtYNnlYS8
>>72910233
Why so sour Mohammed?
>>72910199
>>72910261
Yeah but DUDE
LEGAL WEED
2017
>>72908374
Bloq got crushed. Fuck you faggot french frogs. Your canadas clay
>>72910261
>>72908896
Kek based
>>72909984
A bit early to tell, but with the entire city being evacuated it's almost certain that production will slow simply due to lack of staff, resources, and the closure of the highway. Plus, a lot of work camps are turning into makeshift shelters for the evacuees who fled north.
>>72910309
The state of your flag. You sicken me.
>>72910261
I was born in Calgary. I know how you albertabros must feel even though im an americuck now.
>>72910385
Thats a lie. just google it. It's worth 0.79 USD.
>>72910319
Cry more, chang.
>>72910425
Not all of us are traitors. Only the liberal fags who changed the flags. FUCK. I want the ensign back so bad.
I pray to the Lord Up Above every morning and every night of every single day that every single square mile, foot and inch north of the U.S. border is burned to ashes along with every single person who ever inhabited those wretched lands.
>>72910456
Won't be for long
>mfw I am in recession proof buisiness
Bring it on you shitty economy. I want to see trudau "try" to fix this one.
>>72910456
>79 cents to the dollar fuck i want to kill my self
Did we start the fire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g
>>72910403
A lot of oil infrastructure can't just be shut down quickly though.
>>72910536
Youre ok, leaf.
>tfw all the shitty highschool dropouts that graduated with me went up to fort mac
>tfw they all braged about how gud the oil money was and that univercity was a waste of time
>tfw seeing them all cry today about fires
>tfw in air conditioned classroom all day today
>>72908101
Lmao China back off bro you're triggering the fuck out of the leafs.
Anyways stay safe leafbros
>>72910537
I don't get this. Is it all meming, or have you all suddenly started actually hating Canada?
I feel like Canada is pretty great actually. If I had to pick a nation to move to that's not the US it'd be Canada.
>>72908032
>>72909517
I got one at work who always whistles and sings when he listens to his ipod, im gunna fuckin kick his head in
>>72907043
you first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1q3HwB0y0
>>72910441
Go to bed Ted you've got to go to Senate!
>>72910537
I smile and wave bud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VclaeaajDiU
>>72908896
Raugh it up fuzzbaww
>>72910615
>recession proof business
You sell booze?
>>72910537
>every single square mile, foot and inch north of the U.S. border is burned to ashes
Suits me: I'm east of Maine, not north.
>tfw no Talking Heads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNnAvTTaJjM
:-)
