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Ted Cruz suspends his presidential campaign
>>72902777
Yeah, well check these out.
>>72886883
Holy shit America, I've just heard. The media here tells me that Trump is also now the official republican candidate. Are they right?
>>72915004
I hope he can help make sweden great again too.
Not that there is any hope. I might just move to America
>>72914685
Grade A, top shelf damage control. He sure did talked a gang of shit for months leading up to today.
>>72903144
I am an American anon who is rolling for the God-Emperor!!!!
>>72915099
"assumed candidate"
>>72913215
>Not gurren MAGA
One job, etc.
>>72914991
This is America.
Anything is possible, anyone who says otherwise is lying or trying to sell you something.
Kasix is going to wreck Bearnie with Jeb!
Also cecked N' keked
>>72915099
basically
>>72914251
BYE, NIGGER NOBODY CARES
>>72915099
The only way Trump can be stopped is if every single voter for Cruz, and some of Trump's, vote for Kasich from now on.
It's over
Is there a compilation of all the maga anime girl pics dumped somewhere?
>>72915117
>I might just move to America
Fuck off, we're full.
But the winds of change have really picked up. Time to save your own country, Sweden.
>>72912777
>>72905484
o shit waddup!
>>72915117
Save yourself from being a 3rd world country in a decade or so.
We're America First.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72914344
Why the fuck would I wanna go to Canada? Canada's cold and boring as shit. I'll move to Japan. Japan's fun as fuck and taxes there are no big deal. Plus I know the language so I'll do just fine.
>>72914367
>>72914324
Neither. I was counting on a brokered convention to cuck all three of the candidates and force the GOP to shoo in someone else.
>>72914406
Like I would want to live in a country of sheep-shaggers anyway.
>>72914567
Haha, no.
>>72914903
I don't like you either faggot.
>>72915090
Suck my balls.
>>72915223
Obviously you cared enough to reply.
>>72902746
>(Tue)20:11:11
dubs come in many forms
>>72915099
Most likely yes
>>72915348
>There are no strings on me.
>>72915386
you do not belong here
just leave faggot
>>72915386
You sound very butthurt.
Or you're 15.
Probably 15.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72902923
BANE KA?
>>72903144
roil
>>72912777
>>72906610
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
>>72903144
rollin'
>>72915136
>>72914831
just a commenter
just read that happened in some news article
congrats murricans
>All the buttpained posts on my jewbook
I love this day!
>>72903144
Let's find out together
What the fuck why so many deleted posts
>>72915099
NOT IF KASICH TAKES IT
WATCH OUT GUYS
>>72905484
o shit waddup!
>>72903144
Give me the power I beseech of you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4
Why does the sun go on shining
Why does the sea rush to shore
Don't they know it's the end of the world
'Cause they don't love me any more
Why do the birds go on singing
Why do the stars glow above
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when I lost your vote
I wake up in the morning and I wonder
Why everything's the same as it was
I can't understand, no, I can't understand
How Trump goes on the way he does
Why does my heart go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when Trump said MAGA
Why does my heart go on beating
Why do these eyes of mine cry
Don't they know it's the end of the world
It ended when Trump said MAGA
>>72903144
Over 9000
>>72903144
they see me rollin'
Kek guide us..............
>>72903144
Rolling rolling rolling
>>72915386
>Japan is fun as fuck
Spoken like someone who has never been to Japan for an extended period of time.
Enjoy working hell-mode hours in an office without breaks
Enjoy being forced to quit your job if you fuck up
Enjoy the crippling depression that comes from the combination of work exhaustion and isolation in a country filled with people that share nothing in common with you but language
But hey, at least you have the anime! (which you can watch from anywhere else in the world) Japan is a beautiful country and a great place to visit, but nobody actually wants to live there.
>>72915386
what about fukushima?
>>72915636
Screencap pls
>>72912820
i guess his nomination wasn't in his horoscope
>>72912777
STANDING HERE I REALIZE, YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
>>72915708
Slavic Indonesia pls.
>>72915708
Hello my friend, glad to see you enjoying your first time here
>>72903144
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!!! FUCK THE HELL YES!
>>72903144
rollllllin'
Donald Trump is gonna kill Hillary.
>>72910480
>plutocrats know their fucking place
i.e. nominated for president?
Now the real work begins
>>72903144
toasting
>>72903144
This one
>>72915262
Yea if I try and do something here that opposes the SJW government I will get harassed by sjw's and lose my job.
Many people already lost their jobs cause they dares to speak up against the state.
Problem is the state here is so big nobody really knows how big and influential it is and the politicians does not understand that the money they get from us taxpayers are money that should help us and they just keep spending it on bullshit like "refugees" and stupid building projects. Considering we have a huge shortage of houses and apartments but almost none of the states here build anything except shit tier things like a new busstation or railwaystation that is not even used.
Just in my little town of less then 30k people they spent 300million crowns to rebuild our railwaystation and airport. The thing is barely anyone travels by train and noone uses the airport at all cause its too expensive and inneficient when you can take your car anywhere you want.
Just nuke us plz
>>72903144
which
Who here thinks Trump will forget all the establishment fucks that tried to sabotage him during the Primaries and then jumped on the bandwagon when it was confirmed that he IS the Candidate.
It will be delicious watching them squirm when they try to gladhand him after the election, only to be ushered out of the room, never to be seen again.
>>72886883
Rato finally crawls back into his hole.
>>72915544
>72903144
>72915544
>vote for Hillary and she fucks things up
>she's a politician, what can ya do
>vote for Trump and he fucks things up
>never live it down, probably kill myself
>>72903144
The best one
>>72903144
Build it.
>>72915794
You forgot about being laughed at for not having a job and hated by everyone.
>>72903144
the memes are fun but you guys arent really voting for trump irl right?
>>72903144
ALHAMDILLULAH
time for the FINAL BOSS in TRUMP QUEST
KAIO KEN TRUMP
1000 YEARS
>>72903144
Rollingo
>>72903144
Rollarino trumpariono
>>72903144
>>72913421
Watch how you speak about Princess Ivanka, knave!
>>72886883
This was prophecy as soon as sleepy guac merchant endorsed the zodiac killer, ironically the only thing murdered that day was his campaign lmao.
>>72915505
Says the Aussie. You don't belong anywhere on this website faggot.
>>72915518
Believe whatever you want, I don't care. It's not like you're ever gonna meet me IRL anyway.
>>72915794
I studied abroad in Tokyo for a whole semester, so I'd say I'm a bit more familiar with Japan than you are smartass. Also, nice sweeping-generalization faggot. Yes there are a lot of companies in Japan that treat their salarymen like shit, but not every company is like that. Plus Japan's taxes are much more reasonable and the rate you make will easily keep your living expenses covered.
>>72915797
That's in Tohoku Prefecture, which is in northern Japan. I was in Tokyo for a whole semester two years ago and I was fine.
>>72916013
American fascism is in style. That means it'll be acceptable again to purge the unwashed masses from your lands soon enough. As America does, the rest of the world follows. Have faith.
Cannot read 1001 posts; can some Trump Bros give me a summary, please and thank you.
>>72915386
GET OUT FUCKING WEBOO FAGGOT BITCH JAPAN DONT WANT YOUR ASS EITHER
If Kasich dropped, would we skip straight to the convention?
>>72916404
MAGA
That's really all there is to it in this thread.
>>72916469
I've been told no. Trump still needs to be chosen. He won't just be crowned.
>>72916404
Cruz dropped out.
>>72907257
shiitake!!!
between this and leicester...
>>72916551
I figured they would have to do a ceremonious run around the bases. Like hitting a homerun.
>>72911652
We need to get this mother fucker elected, if only to get rid of those assholes.
HOLY SHIT. Just got off work and heard the news! Now i can't sleep> HOLY FUCK
>>72916460
>implying Japanese people don't love white American men
If being a weeaboo means I get to have tons of cute Japanese girls hitting on me then I'm a weeaboo and proud of it. Go weeb or go home faggot.
>>72916342
>a whole semester
Sometimes I know when bait is bait but I reply anyway.
>>72916469
That doesn't happen, regardless of how popular a candidate is.
Donald Trump: Start Me Up! Watch it now! Awesome!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBze2CPbMPU
......
>>72915386
Japan is xenophobic as fuck. They really don't want your bloated pasty ass over there.
I swear to Christ, weeafags have been gigglesqueeing about how great Japan is for twenty years, and yet the kiddies are too new to have caught on to how cringeworthy it is to lick the country's chode.
>>72912069
NAIL THAT BITCH FOR AMERICA. TRUMP FUCKING WANTS YOU TO.
>>72916740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
Your ilk is despised in Japan, Davido.
>>72916824
>Japan is xenophobic as fuck.
Clearly you've never been to Japan and are just parroting memes you saw on here.
>>72903349
>ด้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็้็็็็็
What did he mean by this?
>>72886883
CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES
COME ON
>All these gets
Fuck, it feels like I'm having a meme overdose.
>>72915386
>>72916884
OK, I kek'd. This shit gets me every time.
>>72912644
That is perhaps the greatest edit I have seen. Dubs proclaim its veracity.
At the end of the campaign, with the votes ticking in, and everything on the line, Trump will win.
But Hillary, in her spite and anger, will wound him mortally (if only politically). Trump will defeat her, triumphant, but his effective term will be short, a brilliant spark, and his VP will have to take up the reigns.
>>72905484
o shit whaddup!
>>72911942
>1942
>>72905484
o shit waddup!
>>72886883
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>>72916515
>>72916572
Awesome and awesome. Kasich?
>>72886883
LMFAO,
enjoy your epic loss to Shillary, Trumpkins. Even if he did win, him and hillary are just two sides of the same big-government, new york liberal coin.
Go to Hell, Trumpkins, good job on destroying the republican party for memes.
#NeverTrump
>>72903412
Nice nips.
>>72886883
BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT
BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT
BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT BUILD IT
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>TRUMP POINTS OUT HIS DAD CONSPIRED TO KILL JFK
>DROPS OUT OF RACE
EXPOSED
Tonite
...being part of the JFK conspiracy. If this wasn't true Trump wouldn't have brought it up also it's implicitly addressing the people who want to do a JFK on Trump. It's him saying he's onto them and they better not fuck with him.
>>72916931
>Clearly you've never been to Japan and are just parroting memes you saw on here.
Yeah buddy, it's wall-to-wall Pocky, Boku no Pico, and waifus over there, just as you've always imagined. I'm sure you'll fit right in.
>>72903536
Confirmed Zodiac killer
>>72917218
go away shills, you're just wasting her valuable speech money.
>>72914395
make it so
>>72917304
wew
I liked this guy say what you want but he is better than other cucks. At least he fought.
>>72916186
There's still the next boss (which is easier than the previous two bosses)
>>72917218
Yeah Cruz is definitely not part of the child molesting political class at all - he's just that holy saint you were dreaming up *rubs tear off face*
>>72917303
It's him saying he won't play their game and not talk about stuff like this.
>>72915099
https://twitter.com/Reince/status/727665447684820992
pretty much.
>>72916931
>Clearly you've never been to Japan
Blocked from entering restaurants and stores outside of deisgnated tourist towns around the countryside. Got the X as it was.
Present for an anti-US-military protest (granted, some marine raped some jap girl).
Watched old ladies cross the street to get away from me.
Had fun watching koreans get reamed for not being real japs.
>>72917218
Leaf at it again
>>72917410
Who, Preibus?
>>72917356
>wall-to-wall Pocky, Boku no Pico, and waifus
I can't even argue anymore. That's just fucking funny.
Oh boy, what a thread!
>>72917410
Then you get the princess.
>>72914275
you never miss a beat, finbro
praise the almighty kek
>>72903144
rorr
>>72917518
[citation needed]
>>72886883
Wow.
>>72886883
IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!! FUCK CRUZ!!!!! TRUMP FOREVER!!!!! :D
As a leaf anon, i've got a question for the burgers. Now that cruz is out, does that mean that Trump automatically gets the nomination? Does he still have to wrangle delegates? If so, does he do so in the remaining states (I don't see how, he's the only one running) or does he have to do it at the convention?
>>72904879
lol christies so fucking fat
>>72904623
good night rato
;_;
>>72912109
Holy shit, that's actually pretty cute
Adios El Rato! https://youtu.be/c9vg6AS_JyQ
>>72917410
Remember a few months ago when we thought Rato was finished and Rubio-bot was the final boss?
This has been GOTY.
>>72903642
>tfw you'll never have to see another el rato thread again
>>72917659
What, do you want me to dig up my plane ticket?
I spent a few weeks around Mount Fuji, stayed at the Marine's camp. Some people were super friendly with their broken as hell Engrish. Others made it a point to avoid me. Getting the X was an interesting experience, but I do wonder if they didn't think I was Russian.
>>72917718
Kek
>>72886883
BUILD THE WALL, TRUMP
TO CANADA
SO AMERICANS WON'T COME HERE AT THEIR WHIM
AND DAMN THAT TRUDORK
>>72903719
praise kek for this glorious day.
>>72916884
>tfw spent two weeks in Japan confusing everybody by speaking French
The amount of looks I got like I was from another planet were hilarious
Good sushi though
>>72917718
Just wow.
>wake up
>see this
So is Trump the candidate for the republican party or not yet?
Are they still gonna try to stop him?
>>72917721
The only way he doesn't get the nomination is if the GOP forms a consensus that Trump is against their values as a party - or otherwise is an unconscionable candidate. And given that there's been a mixed response, that doesn't look like it will happen.
If it does by some miracle, Trump might run as "independent," and the election will implode.
>>72917721
There's still one other runner, but literally nobody cares about him. He's only won his home state, and got not even 8% of indiana's vote today.
>>72906299
goodbye rato
>>72915348
Dem cufflinks.
>>72917726
you must be shaking in your boots
>>72917896
of course what the fuck kind of question is this
>>72917721
Actually kasich is still in so Trump still has to keep going until either he gets all the required delegates or kasich drops out
Just wanted to stop in and congratulate the Americans on their victory.
Now if you can get Shillary out of the way that'd be fucking swell.
>>72917896
Nope, Kasich still has final form.
>>72917896
yup. now we focus on hilldawg
>>72904120
Yes fake Texas, soon even you may bathe in his light
>>72906299
Goodbye rato
I think I'm dreaming. Will some one slap me?
This is too good to be real.
>>72918008
>get Shillary out
target on site
she's next
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72906299
GOOD BYE RATO
>>72918045
How is your shit meme stroke-chan going?
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
Wow, when I see all these non-Americans rooting for us, congratulating us, and wishing us luck, a weird sense of pride fills me. Is this what true American pride is? I love it.
Thanks guys, I'll do everything in my power to make sure he wins and makes it to the white house.
>>72918008
You better hope so. She'll only guarantee more "refugees" to Europe
>>72917542
I'm guessing Kaisich
>>72917995
>>72917908
>>72917919
I thought kasich pulled out in support of cruz? Huh. Either way it sounds like it's in the bag.
8 months ago, if you had said, "Donald Trump could never get the better of a seasoned professional politician like Jeb Bush" you would have been saying something most people found reasonable. Trump co-ordinated an onslaught that diminished Bush and made him look like a clown. Now Jeb Bush's political career is dead and buried forever.
The same thing will happen to Hillary. She is nothing but the Democrat Jeb Bush - except with even more baggage. The convention is in July. Trump will then have 5 months with no other target for his scorn except one woman, Hillary. He will spend those five months, day in, day out, hammering her, on TV, on radio, on Twitter, at debates, through ads, in interviews, at rallies. Just her. One target, as opposed to the 15 he has now. His entire arsenal focused on a single objective. He will humiliate, diminish, ridicule, dissect, tease, and intimidate her every single day for five months. Everything she says will be chewed up and spit out. Every part of her demeanor and personality and mannerisms and traits will be seized upon and examined by Trump. She will be forced into awkward positions, put on the defensive, made to react to Trump almost exclusively, made to look weak and spineless. He will drag her over and over into the sunlight, until she seeks refuge behind the "Stop! I'm just a girl!" excuse women always run to whenever they feel cornered.
Ultimately, nothing else will matter. What the American people will witness is a woman getting exposed and manhandled by an alpha male over and over again. They may resent him for it, but that won't matter. She will look weak, tired, unprepared, and the question will be asked, "If she can't even handle Donald Trump without constantly being outplayed, how is she going to handle Putin, or Kim Jong Un, or ISIS?"
People who think this will go down any other way just have not been paying attention to how Trump operates and what he is capable of.
>>72918245
joos don't want you to feel pride (nationalism)
only they can feel that
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72917776
OK, now you have me curious. Well, if you were in an area where there was a US military base, then the locals there would definitely have some xenophobic sentiment.
I heard some pretty bad shit done by the Marines to the locals at Futenma in Okinawa. I heard how some Marines would rape a local girl the night before they were sent off to the Middle East.
My point is that I'm not doubting that there are Japanese people that are xenophobic (mostly among the older generation), but that it's a complete fallacy to say that they're all xenophobic.
If you were around Mt. Fuji then you were in Kanagawa Prefecture. I first went to Japan when I stayed with a host family for 3 weeks in Kanagawa myself and they were incredibly warm with me. I still keep in touch with them to this day, and I became close friends with their son who's now graduated from the National Defense Academy and is training to become an officer in the SDF.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72917304
Awesome pic senpai.
>>72918354
>she gets so furious she has a stroke on air
>>72918245
I legitimately support Trump because of his protectionist viewpoints.
You don't know how much of a difference this will make for the us.
Hillary is the worst case scenario, she will topple more governments, cause instability throughout the world, and make more "free" trade agreements. She must be stopped.
>>72912777
>>72886883
Cruz drops out on my birthday? Frontrunner is a guy whose dad is ex-kkk (proved in NYT) and his daughter is CONVERTED TO ORTHODOX JUDAISM WITH A GAGGLE OF JEWISH GRANDKIDS IN THE WHITE HOUSE OMG AM I DREAMING /pol/
Time to celebrate with now legal medical marijuana!
If you are in dc and 21+, come over its free, on me.
FUCK
ING
KEK
>>72918354
people never expect innovation, even though it happens every few decades
trump is innovation
phds have no model for it
>2nd person drops out
>Kasich still has less delegates that either of them
>Kasich is 4th place in a 2 person election
>>72918245
good luck burger man
Sad. Cruz was the best man for the job.
Enjoy your New York Liberal, America.
>>72912777
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72918354
>she pulls the PLS NO BULLY IM GRILL card
>trump hammers her harder for being low energy and trying to defend herself with gender
>he will call for debates practically every week and then berate her for being low energy if she doesnt comply
>if she does comply he bullies the fuck out of her to near tears on live television
i dont think you understand how hard i am with expectations for the general
>>72918692
>flag
Every time
>>72906704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlnFJrCK9vc
We've reached the top.
>>72904338
>listening to a third world shit hole about your FIRST WORLD Politic decisions
LMFAO
Shut the fuck up coke head.
>>72918077
czeched
LYIN' EL RATO CRUZ IRREVOCABLY BTFO!
SUCH IS THE FATE OF ALL THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO STUMP THE TRUMP!
>>72886883
hehe /pol/
woke up this morning and read this on my news feed
>tfw lifes good brah
>tfw havin a few cones to celebrate
>tfw seshin to celebrate with my /pol/ brahs
MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
rekt
>>72918418
The most amusing part to me was the staring contests the gate guards at Camp Fuji would get into with the defense forces that were literally across the street.
Like I said, outside of the designated tourist areas, response varied from cool to quietly hostile. I'm not the one who said they're all xenophobes, but any nation that allows private businesses to turn people away based solely on their apparent ethnicity is certainly a radical shift from the PC Police of prevailing Western culture.
Other side to the rape coin is all the stories of asian girls using lonely soldiers as a free ticket back to the states. Still, there is a lot of tension about it.
I'm convinced the entire American government is just one giant meme.
>>72918954
It really is
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72918763
Imagine how Butthurt the protesters will be. What we've seen so far is only the beginning.
There will be so many more characters like Aids Shrillex and Carl the C*ck.
Mexicans will burn more American flags and turn the people against them.
Praise kek
>>72918954
It's a Football Game. And not that pansy no-hands one.
Root for Blue or Red, bust out your slogans and meme at your relatives and friends, remember to donate and buy team merchandise, and inherit these loyalties from your parents without ever considering what is actually going on.
>>72901605
Troll or buttmad, /trump/ is a legit good idea for a board
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72906610
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
>>72918245
I feel it too... It's like when Goku asks for everyone to lift their hands and give him their energy...
its ogre
>>72919041
Some trump supporters might actually die.
Stay safe out there.
>>72914251
Has Ben killed himself yet?
>>72919041
Just wait and see what Facebook will look like tomorrow. Makes a good litmus test.
>>72906299
Goodbye rato
>>72918008
Swell indeed.
>>72906299
goodbye rato
>>72919079
Woah...
>>72904420
What was it?
>>72919178
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother
>>72918509
what would happen if the last remaining nominee for a party died before picking a VP?
>>72918245
Mee too.
>>77777777
Just checkin' probably missed out.
>>72919242
No, but he's incredibly butthurt. He's been making nonsense posts on Twitter.
coincidence?
>>72919178
The greatest irony is that if the protests get bad enough to actually impinge on Trump's Rights as an American, he wins. He will just win by default.
It came dangerously close in Chicago.
If these libtards give him the victim card, he will be untouchable. He will have everything he needs to say "America has lost its way, and these people are at fault."
welp im going out on a limb here and im gonna try and to predict the future ok here i go
>Trump becomes pres
>brings back manufacturing jobs in the us
>economy boomin in emirica
>europe getting fucked by radical muslims
>emirica, russia, and poland team up to save europe
>china comes in at the end like emirca did during ww2
>europe once again must be rebuilt from horrible war
>>72919395
They'd probably rush some new nominee out, one nobody even knows. It'd be a total blowout
>>72917721
You've forgotten about Hungry Kasich
But no, Trump hasn't secured anything until he hits 1237, and even then it won't be official until its voted on at the convention.
Remember- Cruz and these other folks haven't "dropped out", they've "suspended their campaign" and will still have delegates at the convention.
>>72912777
>>72918924
Yeah I hear you. The way I see it, you'll find racim, xenophobia, and all different kinds of idiocy in any country you go to in varying degrees. But that doesn't instantly define the whole country.
I'm gonna go out on a whim and guess that the place in Kanagawa you were in was somewhere out in the sticks right? I think it's just locals being locals, i.e. assholes. I was in Hawaii a year ago and some local island trash thought I was hitting on his girlfriend (I wasn't) and he tried to pic a fight with me and called me a "fucking haole" while his girlfriend threatened to throw a beer bottle at me. They were clearly xenophobic, but I know that not all Hawaiians are like that.
>>72919516
He has lost his fucking mind.
TRUMP CONFIRMED NOMINEE
>I wish you would step back
>From that ledge my friend
>You could cut ties with all the lies
>That you've been living in
>And if you do not want to see me again
I would unDERRRRRSTAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDDD
I WOULD UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw
>OFFICIAL SONG OF TODAY'S VICTORIOUS DAY!!!!!
>>72912777
So, what happens if Kasich drops out? does it make Don the virtual primary winner?
IS this the real life
>>72886883
Good bye El Rato, you will not be missed.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
"The man cannot tell the truth but he combines it with being a narcissist — a narcissist at a level I don't think this country has ever seen,
>>72919676
Perfect
>>72912777
>>72919740
Trump's 100% the nominee
I was going to make fun of you, but I don't know jack shit about Ecuadorian politics so that would be unfair
>>72919619
Not too far out in the sticks.
Think alternating rice paddies and shopping malls, with a lean towards the latter.
If Trump is assassinated by the drug cartels, Kasich gets the nomination right?
>>72919749
>..
what the fuck is wrong with you
FOR THE GOD EMPEROR OF AMERICA
>>72919624
Like most of the critics.
>>72918924
Well, look around a bit in Japan and you can also find filthy clubs run by Nigerians pushing shit booze and Thai hookers giving 1000 yen handjobs. Its a populous place.
>>72917309
it's more than just that he's onto them - Trump is letting them know he is actually aware of RENE and the tunnel plot, so they will likely call it off.
>>72919931
Emperor bless you anon
Vote Kasich then.
>>72919178
As bad as it sounds, this would actually be good propaganda. Especially if some defenseless Trump supporter is killed like a little old lady.
>>72919955
Were they really expecting any other outcome? Fucking how?
>>72920055
Dub dubz.. Fuck tho that makes a lot of sense to why he'd drop out, the scrutiny
>>72919911
holy shit
Rest in peace
JUST GOT OUT OF WORK HOLY SHIT THANK YOU LORD, GOODBYE RAT
Can we finally hang the traitorous Cruz missiles now?
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72919809
Figured as much. Kanagawa's gradually being developed into a predominantly suburban prefecture with a bit of gentrification happening in areas that were more country, which end up taking over local businesses. A lot of locals hate it when that happens so they were also probably taking their frustration out on you.
>>72919798
thanks my kiwibrah really appreciate the appreciation
>it's an El Rato has dropped out of the race morning
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72919545
The future is a painting seen from a distance.The closer you get the clearer it becomes. I can picture this now. The Chinese aspect may be a stretch.
>>72919911
>911
Onward to bring civilization back to The Empire.
>>72904834
Im actually fine with this. A strict interpretation of the constitution will do this country some good
>>72920055
it's dubs so we know its true
>>72906299
goodbye rato
can't handle the memes famalam
let's see... may, june, july, august, september, october...
fuck this is gonna be a real race. goldwater eat your heart out
>>72920235
Time well spent. Also, saved Ozbro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU4mDyj8DSI
>>72920055
>Trump is letting them know he is actually aware of RENE and the tunnel plot
Check'd
But what are you talking about?
YESTERDAY
ALL MY TROUBLES SEEMED SO FAR AWAY
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
1000th post #CruzMissile
>>72906299
Goodbye Rato
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72886883
>>70000000
SAY IT WITH ME BROTHERS
PRAISE KEK, HE WHO BRINGS US MEMES
HE WHO SENDS US HIS POWER
HE WHO DEFENDS US FROM EVIL, FROM LIARS
HE WHO DOES NOT CLAP
HE WHO GRANTS US HIS POWER
HE WHO SHALL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
PRAISE KEK. MEMES BE UPON HIM
>>72906299
G O O D B Y E R A T O
O
O
D
B
Y
E
R
A
T
O
>>72920468
It's a rolling sticky, retard.
What a time to be alive. later buddies.
>>72917755
it's one boss fight after the other, with Trump's opponents getting more and more destroyed as you go along
>>72920468
dumbass there have been like 10 thousand replies to this shit
SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TiMhdn3zpA
>>72904425
>Then they laugh a you
>>72920516
Don't you die on us. You have to see this through to the end.
>>72917863
>I look like a foreigner and spoke like one
>people got confused
right
>>72920303
MAKE MANKIND GREAT AGAIN
why the fuck would this deserve a rolling sticky
>>72920495
PRAISE KEK, HE WHO BRINGS US MEMES
HE WHO SENDS US HIS POWER
HE WHO DEFENDS US FROM EVIL, FROM LIARS
HE WHO DOES NOT CLAP
HE WHO GRANTS US HIS POWER
HE WHO SHALL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
PRAISE KEK. MEMES BE UPON HIM
>>72920599
Jeb dropping out got one too.
We honor our meme candidates the only way we know how
>>72920599
Seems like everyone cares about and follows US elections. It's fucking weird sometimes.
>>72905199
>4th from left.
Is that fucking Frank Underwood?
>>72906299
goodbye rato
>>72912777
HILARY I'M GONNA TEAR UP THE FUCKING DANCEFLOOR, CHECK IT OUT
>>72905423
Yeah, the end of CEO trump
Say hello to god emperor trump
>>72920303
I genuinely believe America could actually become an empire at some point. You guys went from colony to "democracy" at that's all you've ever known, still somehow convinced that it's the best system for you and everyone else.
>>72920622
Where does everyone go for those easy twitter shoops?
>>72920680
I only usually care near the end of the general. This cycle the whole world is glued in, it's been hilarious crazy ride
>>72920495
The prophecy is true! Kill the heretics
Praise KEK!
>>72919178
And we will make songs to celebrate their sacrifice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UWTRnzKXG8
>>72886883
FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO
FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO
FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO
FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO
FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO
FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO FUCK RATO
>>72920829
So beautiful.
>>72920794
We empire NAO
no but seriously Trump is Ceasar , Ivanka is Agustus
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72920920
>Trump's not even on the list since he took nothing at all
Feels gud
Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton will not win the Democratic nomination due to:
>odd doubles: sudden health issues
>even doubles: legal issues such as indictment
Donald John Trump will face off against Bernard [unknown] Sanders for the Presidency of the United States if this post ends in repeating digits, praise Kek.
>The internet did not reveal Sanders to have a middle name; Kek demands we discover Bernie's middle name in order to have more memetic power over Bernie.
PRIESTHOOD FALLING
>>72920794
>could become
Mang, France helped America become an empire.
"Manifest Destiny" was a very popular idea for a long time. It got behind the Lousiana Purchase. It claimed the West from Mexico. It stole Peurto Rico and the Phillipines from Spain. It drove the colonization of native lands and assimilation of pacific islands. It pushed for ole Teddy to beat Central and South America into economic compliance. And it lingers on, with the USA trying to play World Police, enforcing democracy and putting up military installations on everyone else's land.
It may not be a recognized empire, but it's certainly been imperial. The last man who could have voted out democracy was Franklin Delano, but he didn't have the desire for it.
I wonder what Trump will actually do.
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
>>72921073
roll in support of this prediction
>>72906610
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
>>72918245
My country is broken and hopeless, at least I can be happy knowing that somewhere on earth good hard working men still have a chance.
>>72921204
ayy lmao
Holy crap. I can't believe that Trump will actually be the GOP nominee. Just a week ago it seemed like all hope was lost.
I'm sorry I ever doubted the emperor. I will never sway from his side again, even if the final boss gets a few good hits in.
MAGA
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
Posting in epic thread
>>72921073
close my friend but i shall tell u what will happen
>she gets a stroke mid debate with ernie
check em
>>72921073
>disregard this post; I wasn't high when I posted it
>I've just fixed that problem
>>72920920
Are they obliged to pay that back?
>>72921073
It's Morty.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72914251
Don't let Trump hit you on the way out.
(he doesn't like losers)
>>72921219
how's argentina these days? or how about uraregay?
>>72919079
>It's a Football Game. And not that pansy game played with a ball and your foot.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO!
>>72914251
This is a Trump board. Now new are you?
Can anyone tell me why Ted suddenly dropped out?
>>72921290
I believe there were earlier dubs (or trips) confirming that the Don so skillfully trolls the Shill that she goes apoplectically hysteric and strokes out right then & there on national television. Fuck, this is gonna be GLORIOUS!
>>72921346
Expected for political reasons if they win, not legally obligated.
>>72921386
Murrica.
>>72921073
roll again
>>72921073
KEK, IN ALL HIS WISDOM AND MERCY, GRANTS YOU KNOWLEDGE AND GIFTS YOU YOUR DEMAND.
PRAISE BE KEK, GLORY UNTO KEK, KEK WILLING.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72921426
He lost Indiana, and therefore all hope.
>>72915099
Not until the convention.
He pretty much won the race but hasn't received the official trophy yet.
GOODBYE EL RATO, HAHAHAHAHAH.
I can say i lived through the greatest habbening of all time.
Thank you America
Will glenn beck kill himself? He laid off staff to support this rat
ITS TIME
POST FINAL BOSS MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cxtoQ-Uim4
>>72921426
his dad's connection to JFK assassination were revealed by Don
>>72906610
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE!
>>72921352
Rick!
>>72886883
Cruz on suicide watch.
Guess he should have stayed in Canada.
>>72908024
"we're done" was probably meant as "end camera" you cuck
rip
"GOODBYE RATO"
>>72921445
sounds about right
>>72917218
So who are you going to vote for now that you lost your "Virgin Birth" candidate?
>>72921374
Totally fucked. Ressecion(not sure if that's how you write it) is banging us in the ass no lube. But we'll make it, we always do. On the good side all populist ex leaders and associates are being investigated, judged and imprisoned. Feels very relieving.
>>72908739
>>72921558
They were actually revealed in the National Enquirer kek
>>72921590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHasVckAyk
>>72886883
GOODBYE RATO
>Cruz quits
>Kasich stays in
>>72921073
[You have been indicted.]
>>72908739
more
>>72912777
>>72921485
>middle name: (NONE)
>no fucking middle name
>literally kek-proof
Anons, this shall not do; without a middle name, the Berning One may be impervious to triforce-level memetic sorcery. FFS, someone ouija that old kike's dead parents for at least what they were *thinking* about giving him for a middle name!
>excellent work btw senpai thx
>>72921073
Roll again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQYaVX9sno0
What does pol think of this guy that interviewed the thirty most conservative members of congress on this issue?
>>72908739
>>72921718
>Kasich stays in
What for? Really now
confirm trump wins general
What a great set of news to wake up to
ehmm
RIP EL RATO
>>72921888
WOO PRAISE KEK
easter?
GOODBYE RATO
>>72921073
kek wills it
>>72921666
>666
>el diablo
is now a good time to invest in argentina? you know...buy low, sell high after rebound.
>>72921926
He's the only one that can beat Hillary.
What am I if I am a Kasich supporter? Do I get any cool nickname?
>>72908739
>>72921921
>>72921926
He hopes to be Handed the nomination.
Voting is for plebs, Kasich doesn't care about voters
>>72921654
i was in that thread
WHY DIDNT I STAY LONGER FOR THIS WONDERFUL POST
>>72912777
>>72921666
Recession was it, damn.
>>72906972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um5AE1t4XgY
I don't have that edit, but here's the source.
>>72886883
>999 replies
I remember pol loving the fuck out of ben shapiro before trump was a thing. Obviously he turned out to be a critic and now pol hates him, its pretty funny.
Why exactly is the guy against trump? Is he a hillary shill?
>>72910509
Without pants I'd assume.
>>72912777
>>72921999
>>72921888
double trips nice
>>72921888
>>72921999
my...god...
What happened to Maddox?
>>72912777
GET HYPE
>>72918245
Politics are so shit here, especially in Wallonia.
Imagine, all we have here are Hillaries or Bernies to "vote" for. So I roleplay as an american and stand for TRUMP
Will cruz voters vote for trump or will they vote for bernie / shillary out of spite?
>>72922161
True Conservative(tm) paid shill
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72906610
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
>>72921548
https://youtu.be/atuFSv2bLa8
No brakes
I remember back a couple months ago when someone on here predicted this.
Holy shit. If you're reading this, con-fucking-grats.
>>72922250
There's no spite to be had. They're your garden variety gun loving cuckservatives, they'll fall in line against the risk of a Dem SC.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72906299
goodbye rato
Amazing how many countries are in this thread. The whole world loves Trump.
>>72921817
It's Bernies childs birth certificate. Bernie hasn't officially given his Birth Certificate. I used it to show Bernie has no middle name.
>>72921841
Kek grants me detective wizardy level 99, I will find something.
>>72922137
it's a rolling sticky. it was at 1000 hours ago
test
>>72922137
(you)
>>72886883
Literally who?
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72906299
goodbye rato
My dreams of a theocracy are crushed...
Long live Trump
subscribed to an epic thread
>>72886883
i kinda feel sorry for Ted desu, have no clue why
HEIDI BTFO
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72922376
notice it's the western countries no muzzies
thank you based /pol/ for all the memes you've used to get us this far.
praise kek
>>72921548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2L4r0Aelvg
>>72910806
awooo
>>72922058
I don't know how to answer this honestly, really sorry. Only have very basic knowledge about economics.
>>72922602
Rato would be a fine Prime Minister of Canada, why don't you try to make that happen?
>>72922226
Maddox is an overrated retard loved by autistic man children who have cut themselves out of the gene pool
>>72907009
Then you are pretty much just a butthurt baby.
>If I can't have it no one can
>If my candidate isn't president then I'll intentionally ruin the country
>>72918306
Oh right, I'm retarded.
>>72912777
>>72906610
GOD SAVE THE KING!
>>72907066
What is this? What the fuck am I seeing? What's wrong with your ID?
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72922376
>The whole world loves Trump.
No. One third of them love Trump, one third love watching America burn, and one third love dank maymays.
>>72919799
Wow thats a rare pepe
>>72912777
>>72908532
I'm very curious too. I lean left really hard, but find conservative radio to be interesting. It's nice to hear people on the right actually have a dialogue and opinions that are not just "bleh bleh" like what is posted on my facebook, reddit or trash news sources (both right and left). Even if I find some if it reprehensible, I like listening to it when NPR has something boring on.
Donald, you are a sniveling coward.
>>72906299
Goodbye rato
>>72922867
In the burn section here.
No matter who wins, your country will stand in flames :)
>>72922976
Says the man who beat her.
>>72922883
who's that babe
>>72922964
You sound repressed as fuck
Kek is changing the world as we meme. Through kek there is ultimate salvation, kek bless.
>>72906610
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
>>72922867
Isn't watching the world burn and dank memes the same camp? Cause I'm in that camp. A Trump precidency would mean my country has to pay for that wall, but spread over 4 or 8 years of the entertainment value Trump provides would probably be worth it.
>>72922854
this
>>72906610
FUCK YOU KING GEORGE
I want my CC
MAGA FROM ITALY
Had Internet back right now and i cant believe it GO TRUMP!!
Just came back from warsav, 0 niggers 0 mudshits.
MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN
>>72912777
>>72923290
Nice pussy. I'll show you mine. AWOOOOO!
>Exclusive footage of Ted Cruz initial reaction as the Indiana votes were being counted
>>72923099
Rejoice, kek is real!
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
>>72923396
Top kek
>>72912777
Check'd
>>72923077
Nah. Way too many people in my life (friends, family, neighbors) would continue to be marginilized with conservative politicians in national office. The state I live in already is a shit show due to Bobby Jindal.
However, I think people who vote for Trump want all the same things as me, just in a manner I disagree with. I can't fault y'all and I'm not here to start an argument. Just here for the memes.
>>72916708
Why isn't Bernie Xerxes? He's literally the king of degenerates.
>>72922988
Enjoy the view, so long as you do your duty and vote for Hofer.
>>72910132
He did the same thing with Reagan and then this...
He is truly a full grown Jew now. He will be this way for the rest of his life, and after spending so much time with goys it will be a hard life for him.
>>72923396
TOP
O
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KEK
E
K
>>72907482
>forget to check how the Indiana primaries went
>didn't check /pol/ or news all day until now
>see this sticky
>mfw
This is way better than I expected. I just expected a typical Trump steamroll not this.
Die, you beautiful bastard.
>>72922750
It'll be funny if Cruz tries to run for Prime Minister of Canada after all this.
>>72919392
Have we started the fire?
>>72923590
Bernie has been in national office for 30 years and has sponsored a total of 3 bills. He's not the King of anything.
>>72918245
God bless Trump and God bless America.
Lead us on the way to uncucking the west and making it great again.
>>72913815
https://youtu.be/c9vg6AS_JyQ
so is Kasich just hanging around for free food and publicity now or just to annoy Trump?I thought those 2 could get along.
Well done to all those who have helped make this happen,must be nice to wake up with some hope to start the day.
>>72923726
>Have we started the fire?
It was always burning since the world's been turning.
>mfw lord KEK grants me some repeating digits
>>72922988
>not knowing itll be the rest of the world that burns
>>72907944
>browsers can't be political figures
>>72886883
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN !
HILLARY IS GONNA BE SO FUCKED
THIS FUCKING ELECTION CYCLE
THE RAT HAS LEFT
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>>72922867
But I love Trump AND dank memes to be honest family.
>>72886883
God, I woke up feeling terrible and then I read this and felt so much better. MAGA!!!!!!!
>>72922988
hahahhaha no, faggot.
>>72923989
>>72923989
Da fuck?
>>72886883
press F(uck you) to pay respects
F
This woman destroys everything she touches.
>>72922867
Another one who thinks /pol/ is purely satire and no one in Europe could possibly be right wing without just kidding about it.
>>72923017
not a clue
Does anyone else find it curious that Dawn of War 3 (you know, the 40k universe in which people regularly shop trump faces onto space marines) got announced the day Donald Fucking Trump became the republican nominee?
It's both hilarious and terrifying.
>>72924141
And she will actually unironically add that to her list of great achievements.
>...and I ran for VPOTUS for like 4 days!
>>72912777
So have you found a reason to fight yet? Buddy.
>>72886883
Don't current polls show Donald getting beaten by Hillary? It doesn't look good really.
>>72924204
It would be a cool reference if DoW3 wasn't a shit game
>>72924141
how long was it, five days since he announced her? she was the nail in the coffin.
out of everything cruz could do he picked the shittiest plan ever. no one respects fiorina after trump smashed her on HP. cruz actually put the gun to his head and fired
>>72912889
> via 9gag
>>72923595
I did and will do. 22. May will be our day!
>>72886883
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-36195317
ted cruz dad helped kill jfk
CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
FUCK THE JEWS FUCK THE MEXICANS FUCK THEM ALL
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHasVckAyk
>be Cruz
>wake up that morning
>goes to PC to check emails
>inbox is full with former Cruzmissiles and Trump supporters linking that video
that's it, no longer cool to like trump unironically
IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY KEK, MEME MAGIC IT'S SO REAL
>>72907084
Me faggot
Why am I so happy about Trump winning a nomination in another country?
Why does this feel so good?
i got a question
does Trump support Ukraine or Russia?
Hush no dreams, only memes now.
>>72924254
>NZ in charge of up to date news
kek
Polls now show Trump beats Faggot fuck Sanders and Whore Rapist enabler by at least 7% in every demographic.
>>72924441
Checked.
>>72923726
Easter?
the easter? easter?
>>72907586
>>72924441
He says he ideologically agrees with Putin on many things
He also says he won't be taking part in stupid wars that don't further America's interests.
So I hope you get ready to start posting from a russian IP
>>72924437
Because a successful revolution in our country could inspire a revolution in yours.
>>72923810
Establishment underestimated Trump and that fucked them over. Trump supporters are underestimating Kasich. If I were Trump I would still work to ensure to get to the needed number of delegates so they can't even try anything underhanded while my guard is down. Getting there won't be hard now, but as long as Kasich is hovering I wouldn't be 100% at peace.
Why am I still awake lads?
It's nearly 8:30am here.
ladies and gentlemen
Your 2016 Republican nominee
>>72908229
CO is shit, ive lived there. bunch of retards high off their asses.
at least they got muh broncos and nice slopes
>>72924562
>He says he ideologically agrees with Putin on many things
Like making half of your capital muslim? :^)
Welp, RIP Ukraine.
>>72909672
I thought facts didn't care about feelings?
>John Kasich is still in the race
What is wrong with this no-eyebrowed cunt?
>>72924562
Well, now, let's wait a second. Does western ukraine have any resources that could help Americans? We could you know, make a deal with Putin. He launches his "evil war of aggression" and we move in to defend everything west of a certain river. Then you know, we sign a peace agreement or some shit. With western ukraine being under US "protection".
>>72924601
>Implying golygee will get more than 15%
Anyone ass blasted enough will still judt choose or write in Cruz.
>>72924441
America
>>72924623
because you are witnessing dank memes becoming real
>>72924672
slow and steady wins the race
POST DANK MEMES ITT
>>72908239
Even better than Australia haha
>>72919516
huh? I hate people that do this but what did he mean by this? seriously.
>>72924441
He's big on not needlessly provoking Russia and war mongering, which might be good for you and Russia both (and for us in the Butthurt Belt of Europe)
>>72886883
Cruz missile got BTFO by the Trumpedo.
>>72911137
Looks like a cool meme, wish I could see it.
>>72924750
We've been doing that for this whole thread already you tard
Is anyone else contemplating whether or not to start worshiping Kek as our lord and savior?
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnXeQDqOOg
>>72922964
>when NPR has something boring on
Literally 90% of their broadcasts
>>72924693
I believe west Ukraine hasn't got many resources aside from agriculture.
East Ukraine has gas and oil. Ukrainanon will have to confirm.
But ultimately I don't see Trump wanting to take on more protectorates. They rarely pay off.
>>72918362
>that pic
Trump is going to be a permission-slip for Europe to do the same. He's going to set the bar, and others will merely match him.
>>72924441
By our standards he is pretty pro-Russia, he seems to admire Putin. He's said the conflict in Ukraine should remain a European issue and he doesn't want to escalate it.
>>72924920
Agriculture matters. Ukraine has what used to be, what was it, 80% of Russia's good arable land?
>>72924878
Defeated Jesus guy. so it probaby will be a smart move.
>>72924872
Okay. So post even more
>>72912069
I want to see her without her face being covered up.
>>72924920
>But ultimately I don't see Trump wanting to take on more protectorates. They rarely pay off.
This is true. I'm just talking about hypothetical situations.
The fire rises.
>>72917518
Must be a nigger
>>72924693
>>72924920
no oil, Austrians got it all
east got some, but it's not profitable
>>72924818
>tfw no buffer states except neorussia
>>72912777
>>72924899
Just listen to Michael Savage. He's great, compared to all the other incompetent shills on the radio waves.
>>72924660
Well I still like Ukraine and I don't think its going anywhere
>>72925043
Nah. As white as the fences in the American Dream.
>>72923810
His whole purpose has been to saturate the polls and votes, so that neither Trump nor Cruz could get to the necessary votes. He wants a convention.
>>72912863
Jesus dude, Trump just won the goddamn nomination. Like I heard someone on CNN say. In June, Trump had a mountain to climb to get the nomination, instead he moved the entire mountain.
>>72925085
borders language and culture
>>72923989
ASCII wizardry
>>72886883
I had to check so many sources for this. I swore it was fucking fake.
Now that he's gone, though, Kasich. Is this going to affect Trump more now that there's only one opponent? I hope not.
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>>72907625
>picking a loser for VP
It's like you've learned nothing from this election at all
>>72912777
>>72925272
Kasich is going nowhere
Trump's "ceiling" is now 90-95%, Cruz was Trump-lite
>>72925272
Trump needs less than 200 delegates and there are nearly 600 remaining. He's the nominee, he already won.
>>72906299
GOODBYE RATO
R.I.P. in Peace Zodiac Killer
I actually feel sort of bad for him. The fact that everyone fucking hates him doesn't seem right. He just has autism.
>>72924270
>DoW3 was a shit game
>its not out yet...
>>72925256
Unicode, you pleb. Combining diacritics magić̡̡̢̧̨̠̣̤̥̦̩̃̄̅̆̇̈̉̐̐͐
>>72916953
Thanks doc
>>72925404
Poor guy desu
His wacko dad indoctrinated him into thinking he is the chosen one
Wait.
If Hillary gets the nom, I can be fairly confident that Bernie can stake out on an independent vote.
But if the GOP recoils from Trump at a convention-
>who do they nominate
>does Trump go independent
The possibility of the US actually having an election with not only one, but two, independent contenders - real ones - awakens something primal within me.
ahahaahahahaha LOL at the Cruz supporters in tears afterwards
>>72886883
This is exactly like when Hindenburg appointed Adolf Hitler Chancellor of Germany.
Now all we need to do is make our man fuhrer.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
PRAISE KEK
HAIL MIGHTY KHORNE
FOR THE EMPEROR
MAGA
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>>72925404
Well...he also elbowed his wife like 5 times. He's just unlikable.
The only people who like him more than Trump are extreme right religious nuts and the establishment.
>>72925464
By the time of the conventions it would already be too late for them to get on some of the state ballots. That is not an easy process, especially for independents, and some states have early deadlines.
>>72912069
If I remove that SC filter will she die?
LIBKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OHrg-Yguyk
CONFIRMED
>>72923290
Not to be gay, but you're handsome as fuck.
MAGA
>>72925625
Right, I forget sometimes how fucking retarded the US' voting system is. Fucking biparty bullshit.
How many of those allow write-ins?
Also, Electoral College disbanded when?
>>72925663
Got em!
>>72925373
Good.
>>72925381
>you will live in time to see America great again
Feels good, man.
How bad was he destroyed, by the way? I didn't even check.
>>72909672
>>72925663
Oh Japan, you sly dog.
WHEN I WAS
>>72925663
M-Meme magic?
>>72925663
At last I truly see
>>72910988
I never doubted it for a moment.
>>72925740
Cruz? He got nothing out of Indiana. Trump swept all 57.
NOTHING! YOU GET NOTHING!
>>72914251
lol berniecuck found, have fun leaving you are the problem MAGA
>>72925844
HOLY SHIT. It's my fucking cousin!
LEFTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
i don't understand. why drop out? his plan all along was to nigger rig the convention, not beat trump in every remaining primary. someone has got to have something DARK on him, toleverage him into just calling it quits, like 2 days after talking about his pick for VP during the fucking primary.
>The Wall is coming...
>>72910988
meme magic truly is real
>>72907731
Can someone end this meme
>>72915386
>it's a "faggot responds to everyone in the thread" episode
How will you all react in november when Trump declares it all to be his own extravagant pratical joke?
>>72910988
M E M E
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>Out of countless different timelines you get to experience the only one that has Trump as Potus
>>72912777
>>72912777
>>72926064
Paul "Sleep with the fishes" Manafort might've helped him "see reason"
>>72914251
Get the fuck out. You won't be missed.
>>72909972
>burger
Is this thread important?
>tfw we shitposted a guy into presidency
Feels pretty good
>>72886883
lol Trump beats Ted and only 999 posts, trumpfags are really low energy.
You sticky posters seem like avid funposters and memelords
I need help understanding a meme
What does it mean when somebody says they're a tall wendy's chef with a large penis making <100k a year?
>>72926143
Cry, then laugh as he peels off the mask, revealing it to have been Stephen Colbert all along.
>>72926313
Trump just became the President of the United States. You could say that.
Fucking beautiful
>>72921256
I know the feels before the northern sweep I was pretty depressed but now I feel foolish for having such little faith
>>72912777
>>72926337
It means he's a big guy.
I'm still a Cruz missile
Have hope guys maybe he will change his mind at the brokered convention
>>72926377
I was just pissed off after Ohio personally. I knew we'd have to suffer a month of "below target" and increasingly nervous journalists until it picked up at NY again.
>>72926403
for you
>>72926362
Do people honestly think that he will be in charge of anything and not conglomerates and bankers that are backing this charade called "democracy"?
>>72926493
Yes, that's precisely the reason we put him there. If they fight, they get the ovens. It's been done
>>72910988
>88
Hail to the King.
>>72926064
i think the donors must have just decided after his meltdown week to save their money and essentially give up
>>72926337
A fucking liar. It's not hard. It's a form of hyperbole or exaggeration. It would be like me claiming to be the King of England.
Stank Poon
>>72916186
I love this image. It's so creative.
I think about every now and again while I'm at work, it's so pleasant.
Deeply underrated post.
>>72912807
That image is so ridiculous I love it
Oh boy 1000 reply bois.MAGA !
>presses F for Ted
>>72923290
Nigga you got pretty eyes wtf
>>72926621
Jesus fuck, I would berry my dick on the right so far i'd be crowned king of england.
>>72926660
It's been >1000 for hours. It just rolls over.
So what happens now? I was kind of excited for the final primary. Feels a little boring desu.
>>72912777
>>72926009
>>72925844
looks exactly like my fucking cousin as well
are you me?
>>72912903
MUH CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES. You purist faggots need to die. There's more important things going on that trannies using bathrooms. FYI, they've been using them all along. It doesn't mean they are any more likely to bugger your son than some random guy. Grow up.
>>72910480
We iz GOP n schieeet
I feel like i have to post this, for those who haven't already seen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>>72926714
President-Elect Trump takes office Jan 20, 2017.
Until then he'll be spending time with Obama, getting briefed, and generally preparing.
>>72925437
It does not have to be released to be judged
>>72924441
Go away fake person who lives in a fake country Putin and Trump will make the World Great
I'm a 7'2 cook at IHOP with a 14 inch cock who makes 130,000 a year
>>72926567
I don't know man,that's too optimistic. They were in charge for thousand years.I don't believe that Trump (lol fucking Trump) can do anything about the "order of things".
Remember JFK?He tried to do some shit on his own and against "them". It didn't end very well for him. If you are not playing by their rules you are eliminated,simple.You think being a meme president means something in this world of ours?
>>72926567
Reagan did it. Congress gave him a hard time, so he just flipped them off and said screw you guys, I'll go to the people who vote for your asses. And he did. It'll be even easier today with social media and the Internet.
Trump can just crucify any Republican who stands in his way.
>>72926796
What's your secret?
>>72922769
Dick, please.
>>72924441
Russia 100%, he doesn't give two shits about Ukraine and thinks if anyone does care, it should be the Germans dealing with them, not the US.
>>72926818
Was looking for this one for
these guys
>>72926817 >>72926567 >>72926493
>>72886883
Unstumpable!
>>72926690
5 inches does not a king of england make.
>>72926403
My sides.
Holy kek all my cuckservative friends are all salty as hell. These cucks would rather let Hillary win.
>>72924837
Hilarious
>>72910988
He will be God Emperor
>>72926908
Most of the GOP establishment has said they'll support whoever gets the nom surprisingly.
>>72886883
TRUMP 2016
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>>72926710
That's awrsome .Did it hit the 5000 mark?
>>72926807
>They were in charge for thousand years.
They've only been in charge for about 100, since the US Fed was created. Before then they were around but not actually completely in control.
Trump knows better than to get JFK'd. His VP will be someone they will not want to replace him, and security is a whole lot better these days.
Face it, if King Nigger hasn't been assassinated by the 150 million people that own guns, hate his guts and would be willing to die to do it, Trump aint gonna get it.
>>72920593
oh god so many mudslims will be send to hell if these two ally
>>72920593
would vote for that combo in a second
>>72886883
IT'S TRUTH
POLAND IS FUCKED
YOU CAN OFFICIALY CHANGE THIS FLAG TO RUSSIA
>>72913634
>>72926429
its not that surprising I mean the last time someone lost their home state before rubio was in the 1920's or 1930's
>>72927135
You'll be fine Poland. You're one of the few countries Trump would be happy to continue supporting, seeing as you're paying your fair share.
>>72927066
do bernfags really dislike hillary that much?
>>72926567
this and i say this as a jew
his daughter converted so i trust he will not oven his grandkids
>>72927056
>Face it, if King Nigger hasn't been assassinated by the 150 million people that own guns, hate his guts and would be willing to die to do it
It's because King Nigger is on "their" side.He has "their" protection. You honestly believe JFK was killed by a random armed american?wew
>>72913634
what meme is this?
>>72927105
Which is funny. I've been calling Putin a Bond villain for some time. Never thought I'd see a US pres potential making nice with such.
>>72925973
Fucking beautiful.
>>72926690
>berry my dick on the right
butch handsome women are so barebackable.
>>72927135
why would russia want poland?
they dont have money to buy ukraine so why would they want to pay poland?
>>72927046
Probably you fucking newfag
>not knowing what rolling stickies are
>>72927135
You spend 2,1 % of gdp on defence so you will be fine Janusz.
>>72926337
there saying 1 of 2 things
1 what your saying is this retarded
2 i dont know what the memem is about
>>72927294
>2,1 % of gdp
It's Poland's GDP
It equals 0,4% German GDP so we are still fucked if Russia invades
>>72927293
I dont know what these gambling terms mean
God wills it!
>>72927293
lol nice, what are the winnings?
>>72927393
No, the point is that you spend the requisite GDP on defense and so Trump will be happy to continue helping Poland.
>>72927398
>>72927420
it means i lost just shy of $5k on ohio because of cucksich
>>72927420
This is for the Ohio primary and I am pretty sure he lost
>>72927420
20 grand
What happened to Glenn Beck?
>>72927393
2,1 % is enough for Trump actually wanting to help you incase of war m8.
>>72927442
>Trump will be happy to continue helping Poland
you can at least hope
What's the GOP's secret master plan? Kasich supposed to win California now that Cruz dropped out and Trump supporters stay home because they think they already won?
Seems like they gave up completely.
>>72926573
Wow, that's definitely a real entry in Wikipedia.
What's even more hilarious is that the [3] citation is from fucking SALON.COM
>>72926367
I touched myself by reading this.
>>72927494
From what I heard the hospitals mental ward tried to do himself in
>>72886883
Fuckin thank god, Ted is a nut job.
>>72927544
Hope? It's a centerpiece of his campaign. Countries that pay their fair share will continue to be protected. You have nothing to worry about.
Germany, France, Britain, and all these other little socialist euro shitholes on the other hand, should be terrified
>>72927223
you don't know about the eggs?
>>72927546
they have the Head of the GOP has said its time to rally around Trump
>>72927293
>he bet against the governor of the state
.... did you even look at the polls before going full retard?
>>72927612
nope, 2dank4me
>>72927135
You can count on us fäm ;_;
All and all he's another brick in「THE WALL」
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5hGkgTv78
TRIUMPH DES TRUMP
USA friends, I am a bit curious about a thing regarding the power of a president.
I know that you guys give most of the power to a single entity (the president), but how much power does he really have?
I mean could Trump really accomplish everything he said while disregarding the other parties?
It seems that most will be really butthurt about him, especially the libkeks. So how will all this go down?
>>72886883
Goodbye rato
>>72927442
sorry dude wish u won but rubio was the first dude to lose his own state in the Republican primary in like 90 years people usually win them and Kasich was well liked there
>>72927675
They had them tied and/or with leading Kasich within margin of error. I had faith in the God Emperor.
>>72927700
>too dank
no such thing
>yfw Hillary is elected president
>>72927717
nice flag but look at all of mine also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz6Jk8RttlE&list=FLZyp4Jjz3MXqQd32x-qkGew&index=80&nohtml5=False
>>72927727
If the people voted for a president, chances are the underlings will pass thru a bill to support their main running points or risk huge public outrage.
>>72927727
Trump has sole command over the armed forces of the US.
When push comes to shove, he could declare martial law, lock down the country and execute every banker, leftist and Jew if he so desired.
But aside from that he has the power to block or allow passage of any law and direct federal agencies to do whatever he wants.
>>72912261
HEIDI BTFO
SHE'S VOTING TRUMP NOW
>>72927805
>of the prison's bingo club
>>72912777
>>72927783
kek, maybe don't put 5 grand on a tossup next time.
>>72927727
There are three portions to the US federal government: the congress, the executive, and the court.
Congress is the Senate and the House, made of representatives from each state. All laws must pass through congress.
The Executive is the President and his attendants. While the Prez is a figure head, diplomat, and commander in most cases, more and more power is being consolidated in his office. Executive orders are becoming more commonplace, and the Prez has the authority to *appoint* people to
The Supreme Court, which holds full authority to repeal the actions of either other branch if those actions are deemed unconstitutional.
>>72927746
Adios rato
>>72927727
>but how much power does he really have?
None. But the parties are afraid that people will get angry when they find out this and none of Trump's promises come to true.
>>72927574
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_pride
Lol I didnt notice that thank you.
>>72886883
>Be Sweden
>Spend 1,1 % of GDP on defence
>Not in NATO
>Have Rapefugee problems
>And the eternal Russki problems
We are truly fucked incase of war kek.
Rip el rato
>>72927727
he has a lot I mean he can kick out all of the illegals using ICE and use the army core of engineers to build the wall and veto bills that give mexico and etc. money he can do a lot
>>72927928
>more and more power is being consolidated in his office
Should say, the President also has the ability to stonewall laws the Congress is trying to pass, forcing them to reach an effective consensus or fail to act.
The Prez can only do certain actions with Congress' approval - declaring war, for example - but loopholes always exist. All the mess in the Mid. East that the US has been doing has never been called a War, for example, only "conflicts."
KEK
MAGA!
Truly the greatest presidential primary of all time.
>>72927727
No, accomplishing everything he's talked about would be nearly impossible. How much of it he accomplishes depends on whether Congress will work with him. If the Republicans keep the house and the Senate, theres a good chance he'll be able to do quite a bit, still not everything though. If the Democrats get either or both, he'll be able to do very little. I think if he wins the election, people will find out he's a pretty reasonable guy, and that a lot of his rhetoric has been over the top because it's what's required to win an election. Then they'll be more likely to want to work with him.
>>72886883
No more rato ?
Oh ...
>>72927805
>>72927727
The President in our country is bound by certain rules. Past presidents have found ways to weasel around or blatantly violate those rules constantly.
Trump will be no different- Executive Orders on whatever the fuck he wants, Supreme Court Justice picks for shits and giggles, and- oh yeah- Commander-in-Chief of our entire military.
He would basically be the most powerful man in the world. And with a Republican super-majority he could move mountains.
>>72928019
>therefore we have to join NATO
Just kill me tbqh
What do you think anon?
Do we take out the bonus boss for the xp? Maybe he'll drop some rares?
Or just skip straight to the final round?
>>72912777
>>72886883
And nothing of value was lost.
>>72927544
I like you, Poland. You make good videogames, have cute girls, hate smelly foreigners and spend lots of money on making your army not shit.
You'll be fine. Maybe you can show the Eurocucks how to stand up straight.
You're a big thread
>>72927805
>of the prison sewing club
>>72910988
>limiting the literal God Emperor to only two terms
Indiana bro here.
Damn it feels good to have my state be the one to slay el-rato
>>72918354
Saved.
>>72928181
Joining Nato won't do jack shit though we are fucked regardless as we are a frontline country with Russia+Rapefugees kek
>no link in OP
>>72910988
witnessed
>>72928108
l-lewd
>>72927849
I love it man. I'd drop a six pack at your doorstep.
The link was also superb, what an angel she is. Also 1:26 reminds me of regular Finnish drunkards.
MAGA
How are you celebrating /pol/?
>>72912777
>>72927877
>>72927928
>>72928034
>>72928028
couldn't lefties and maybe a huge portion of the USA population just go on protests and remain butthurt about him winning?
Could that even affect his decision or maybe get him thrown out?
What I am trying to say is that he wants to do a lot of the things many of these PCkeks don't want to see and I am curious if this could backfire in the end.
>>72928108
s-sauce?
>>72928249
>tfw your state was the last one rato won
it's a bad feel
>>72928352
Lefties would need to control congress to effectively block him. Otherwise, their only influence would be indirect or illicit, trying their best to block or delay what they can, kicking up a fuss like children in a sandbox.
Getting him thrown out is only possible through a very formal Impeachment process, which demands that some legal charge be able to be brought for investigation.
America is too widely settled, too diverse, and too apathetic to protest effectively. It would make news, maybe change the dialogue, but until the next campaign season be worthless.
>>72928183
That isn't how you eat pizza, what a fucking alien.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmAcULPMu4
>>72928373
Euphoria episode 2.
>>72928471
Just for you.
>>72928373
In the file name, but today I'm gracious:
http://hentaihaven.org/euphoria-episode-2/
>>72919221
Australia I fuckin love you kangaroo ranging sons a bitches
>>72919499
Are you fuckin simple dude?
>>72928373
Euphoria Episode 2
>>72928593
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
which old witch?
THE RAT FACED WITCH
DING DONG THE RAT FACE WITCH IS DEAD
If Bernie gets fucked by the superdelegates from the supposed party of the people, I'm becoming a Trumpskevite.
>>72919799
Holopepe
>saved
>>72928514
so in other words, if he puts in the right people in the house, you won't be able to stump the trump?
Glad to see, ameribros. Would love for us here in Vlad land to have a proper leader too, we're just having limp dicks right now.
>>72920300
What's your emergency?
>>72923388
Would pet, how old is he? Mine is 4 months
>>72928747
He can put people in the Court, but he can't put them in Congress. It's up to America at large to elect representatives - ostensibly. Widespread corruption and gerrymandering means that the demographics in Congress are generally predictable.
Only hard reactionary voting against a bad term by one of the parties causes seats to switch colors, typically.
>>72923726
yes
THE FIRE RISES
>>72928807
Holy kek. I read about it earlier, wasn't sure if it was real.
>>72927849
Thanks for that song mate,I love it. I wish we could sing something like that in germany, but you would be branded as a nazi and loose everything you have.
Greetings from germany and Gott mit dir.
What would happen if Kasich also dropped out? All remaining delegates from Cali, etc. go to Trump?
>>72912903
>gun rights
>relations with russia (and hopefully repealing the ban on Kalashnikov Concern imports)
>preservation of liberties
These things are more important than .014% of the population using a bathroom that they've been using all along with little to no problems.
t. /k/
/pol/
Did we win?
>>72928807
can i get some subtitles here? it's hard to understand
>>72929062
Can an Australian origami board lose?
>>72928019
There's no "russian problem", that's just globalist propaganda
>>72886883
I WOKE UP AND THE GOD EMPEROR WAS THERE STANDING FIRMLY BESIDE ME
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE
THANK YOU
>>72924254
Doesn't matter, Cruz wasn't going to win either
Trumps nomination is a statement itself
>>>72929098
implying it isn't a moroccan spice trading website
>>72929037
I would like to know this to
>>72926064
Trump was starting to expose Daddy Cruz to Lee Harvey Oswald
But yes, it was likely none atarting to dry up
A walking talking frog meme is going going to be president
PRAISE HE WHO DOES NOT CLAP
PRAISE HE WHO GRANTS US HIS POWER
PRAISE KEK, MEMES BE UPON HIM
>>72929081
>can I get a handshake
>haha too slow
>you look like a fish monster
WE DID IT
WE FUCKING DID IT
AWOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72929377
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72929362
stupid question but that's rato he told off, right?
What an awesome morning for me. Ridiculously, but I was informed of it through our TV. Couldn't believe it initially. Good thing that Trump's GOP nomination is now secured and practically sealed.
God Bless DJT.
>>72912304
>His twitter is branded as not trustworthy on WoT
>Reasons are that it is misleading and biased info
kek
>>72929423
No shit, are you fresh off the bernie cuckbus?
>>72929081
>senetor Cruz can i at least shake your hands?
>whoops too slow Joe
>You look like a fish monster and you're a terrible person
HOLY FUCK I WAKE UP TO THIS
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>72929486
>wake up
Bazza it's almost 7pm
>>72925658
kek
>>72929475
hell no
it's like 4am here
BEN BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>>72928747
we choose the congressmen and the senators
>feels good man
>>72929377
>>72929411
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>72912777
>>72923290
hot, pls fuck me for trump senpai
>>72928538
and now this sauce
>>72886883
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>>72923290
BASED SEXY ITALIAN
>>72929597
[Doki] Ladies versus Butlers! Specials - 04v2 (1280x720 h264 BD AAC)
>>72912903
How about you put that bible down and look up at the world for a minute. This is about preserving culture and battling back globalism. This is about being honest while shitting on PC lies. This is a lot bigger than your obsession with dicks, Christ-cuck. It's awoovement.
>>72912903
Trump is the opposite of RINO
>>72929529
Night shift, anon.
>>72929618
stop this meme right now
>>72929618
Come on man that was uncalled for.
>>72886883
>Justin McConney
>CANT STOP
>WONT STOP
>NO BRAKES
>NO DETOURS
>NO DISTRACTIONS
>PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
>JOIN IN
>JOIN THE TRUMP TRAIN
>TRUMP TRAIN 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyT9jTW7MHc [Embed]
>>72912777
>>72929688
NRAA?
>wake up at 2 am Midwest burgerlandia to these refreshing news
i don't even need breakfast now.
>>72929695
I would have accepted NEETdom too tbqh.
>>72912777
>>72925085
I hate his voice with the burning hot passion of a thousand ove- I mean industrial dryers.
Am I allowed to wantonly post pornography in these threads>
>>72929377
>>72929411
Dub dubs!
>>72929352
>Justin McConney
>CANT STOP
>WONT STOP
>NO BRAKES
>NO DETOURS
>NO DISTRACTIONS
>PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
>JOIN IN
>JOIN THE TRUMP TRAIN
>TRUMP TRAIN 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyT9jTW7MHc [Embed]
Is this what winning feels like lads?
>>72929957
Tired of it yet?
>>72929908
As long as it's Trump-related pornography (and high energy)
It seems Rato finally got stuck in a mousetrap he couldn't get out of.
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
>>72929933
>99
>33
DUB DUBS
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>72929933
CHECKED
>>72929664
jesus christ the autism
>>72930162
wtf senpai
Do you guys know where I can get a MAGA hat shipped outside the US that isn't china shit?
>>72886883
PRAISE KEK
R
A
I
S
E
KEK
EEE
KEK
put a maga on this or something
ban me
>>72886883
>sticky
WHY GOD WHY?
Trump-chan will make amerika great again.
>>72886883
>>72930351
yeah trump gen's should be a rolling sticky if anything.
they could do a lot to clean up the board so that maybe 25% of threads could about something other than trump
>>72930318
Gauged ears
>>72930162
wtf that preview image
is kek watching this thread?
>>72930398
Thanks for ruining the pic for me desu
>>00000001
Kek
>>72886883
THE RAT IS KILL
GET FUCKING REKT BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>72930351
as a warning to hillary shills
>>72930389
Not only is it Trump, BUT IT'S FUCKING LIT, SENPAI!
>>72886883
Goodbye, Rato
>>72914251
(You)
>>72930333
top tier titties
>>72930389
somebody shoop a crying laughing emoji onto trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amgWZ97-Ppo
God bless Trump, shamelessly dumping a video I just uploaded on YouTube here.
There's one certainty in life...
A STRONG MAN STANDS ABOVE AND CONQUERS ALL!
>>72922604
Because this was the peak for him. He's in his mid-40s, and last month was the closest he'll ever come to glory. Now he goes back to being just a Senator, and I guess he could do it for another forty years if Texas likes him, but he'll never come this close to being President again. More likely he just goes back to being a lawyer.
Also, he genuinely believed God put him on earth to become President. It must suck to go from being that to just another Texas lawyer.
Who won the election? I thought Trump was running against Bush's daughter or someone
SHILLIARY CLINTON WILL BE STUMPED, CHECK EM
>>72930748
Good video, senpai
>>72912304
This. Sharpie is butthurt mad now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
>>72930312
That's a nice torso. Everyone should be happy with this torso.
>>72916405
We want Shillary. She's a way more vulnerable target especially if she gets indited.
>>72931157
Mhm, and the panties too.
>>72929156
t. "Sven Johansson"
>>72931240
Me too
>>72913365
Even if you can't vote for Trump, America's hat will be safer when we close our Mexican border.
>>72913975
Again?! 1
>>72914251
Bye Felicia.
People having legitimate problems with Trump I'm fine with. Quibbling over policy and platforms is normal.
What pisses me off is how many people regurgitate misinformation and propaganda about him without thinking.
For christ's sake, if you don't want to like the guy, get mad over something legitimate, instead of shouting into the ether that he's a misogynist who talks about his dick and hates on vets (because he disagreed with McCain that one time)
>>72928807
why do I feel bad for rato
this isn't how I was supposed to feel.
>>72915386
>I'll move to Japan
>>72923010
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you let me in"
when trump wins can we build a wall around /pol/ to keep canadians and australians out?
>>72931581
Don't.
Jeb Bush at least was a nice guy, Cruz is a smarmy, lying piece of shit at the core.
>>72926756
good job on the text in the trumpinator view mode
>>72931581
It's like white guilt. It's always a bit embarrassing to see someone lose so comprehensively, even if it is entirely their fault. The trick is to not let that guilt cuck you.
Woke up, saw this.... And cant stop grinning the entire day.
MAGA, MEGA, MUGA!
>>72931608
Gomenasai
>>72918509
If Hillary Clinton has a stroke on TV I will lose my shit for days.
>>72931762
Imagine what it would do for diplomacy. Forget the nukes, you'd have a president who can literally debate people to death.
>>72927603
Britain pays its share spaz
>>72931744
please tell me that's her lifeless corpse
...also checked
>>72919516
This is what a broken man looks like
>>72928517
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/hands-new-yorkers-respond-sarah-palin-donald-trump-pizza-eating-faux-pas-article-1.130258
Trumps gonna do it
>>72886883
1000
>>72914251
another one bites the burger
can anyone link me the trump video where the music starts slow and goes faster (i think nutcracker music?) as it shows from when people called trump a joke and slowly they change to saying "who can stop trump" ect.
thanks in advance~maga
>your face with Trump Cruz 2016
>Be Cruz
>Lose
>>72932368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
>>72932368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw
>>72932460
Why in the fuck would anyone want that.
>>72932479
>>72932481
Your proxy went haywire for a second there.
>>72932460
>implyign Trump isnt gonna chose a democrat or woman to run with now that he's secured nomination
>>72917218
Leaf it alone guy
>>72932479
>>72932481
AWOOOO
thanks magasenpais !
I used to be the biggest non-American Trump supporter but then Ted dropped out and I am now a /Cruzmissile/
>>72932479
>>72932481
1 second apart, noice
>>72932126
>I have never seen anyone skinny drinking diet coke
LYIN' DON
>tfw Cruz was actually right all along
>>72932479
>>72932481
>those timings
>wake up
>check phone
>hear rumor that cruz dropped out
>"what is this meme"
>check /pol/
>see sticky
>check all the news outlets
>"Trump set for Republican nomination as Cruz pulls out"
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK. IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING PEOPLE.
>>72932585
Don't samefag with your own proxie soxies you gigantic fool.
>>72916342
so baka senpai
>>72918354
trump really is going to annihilate hillary. "more of the same shit" hasn't been doing well this election.
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
>>72932479
10:48:38 No.72932479 Hungary
10:48:39 No.72932481 New Zealand
I smell el' rat.
>>72928807
Holy fucking kek
>>72932717
i dont know how to proxie tho.....awooo ]:
They seriously made a sticky for all you high energy fags.
I bet 50$ with a friend that Trump will win general election and I still don't believe it.
Prove me how Trump could win.
>protip: you can't
>>72916342
>Yes there are a lot of companies in Japan that treat their salarymen like shit, but not every company is like that.
How would you even know that if you went there to study not work?
>Plus Japan's taxes are much more reasonable and the rate you make will easily keep your living expenses covered.
As opposed to what? America?
Fuck off m8
>>72886883
Domo Arigato Mr.Rato
Does anyone else think that the Republican party had Cruz drop out to see how much of a bump Trump would get in California? Have they realized that he will get the nom and be running against Hillary, and they wanted to see ifthey could get a boost to Trump's national numbers vs her.
They don't want him, but they are going to have to accept him without a potentially party breaking contested convention. If there is no significant bump in Trump's numbers, they may still try to bring out a dark horse candidate to push him out. But if a significant number of Cruz/swing voters move towards Trump, they may bite the bullet and endorse Trump if they think they can beat Hillary?
AIM THE MEME CANNONS AT HILLARY
Congratulations to the postmodern right. There is no truth, only dominant cultures. You have so much to make your proud.
>>72916740
>falling for the jap girls loving american men meme
jokes on you. theyll think youre a loser over there
>when the nomination falls in your lap just right
The dam holding memes from flooding into real life is breaking.
>>72932909
clue1: you believe trump wont win
clue2: you have been wrong about everything in your life up to and including this
>>72932937
Felt more like Cruz was just saving face. He staked it all on Indiana and still got blown out. But i think everyone is just weary and wants to focus and heal for the general election.. Except Kasich who is just a moron.
>>72930351
Hillary will probably get a sticky when Bernie And the liberals get btfo
it's funny how you guys will change, when Trump does his things - making you poorer, less educated and less healthy lol
GOTT MIT UNS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVg28azacaM
>>72932937
Studies show most people will still rally behind the nominated, despite their preferred candidate.
Let a few months pass now and let the butthurt/wounds heal over, the closer the idea of President Hillary starts to set in people will be flocking to vote Trump.
>>72933040
YOU POSTED A FUCKING ANIME FURRY WHATTHEFUCKISEVENTHAT THING
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU FURFAGS ARE WORSE THAN AUSTRALIANS
1kth post
>>72933286
Aren't you getting tired of being wrong?
>these cruz missile shills being CRAMed
your tears only make me harder
>>72933203
At least he will kill the SJWs in the egg.
Once we get rid of this generation of slackers, entitled, cucked, Marxist brats, anything is possible for America and the World.
>>72932479
>>72932481
I know you guys think you've made fools of the media and Republican establishment, and I enjoy the thought as well. I want them all to just fall flat on their faces and get up with bloody noses. But none of this means anything if Trump loses to Hilary.
If Trump loses to HIllary then NONE of those victories will matter. He will go down a bigger loser than if he had just lost in the primaries. You will be the fools and everyone who actually gives a shit will fucking hate you for choosing a nominee who couldn't beat Hillary.
>>72933286
>Worse than Australians
I am now sad. :(
>>72933286
>2hu
>anime
>>72933378
Cruz Missiles exploding in mid air like shirty North Korean ones
Objective completed
Targeting Shillary at full capacity
>>72933444
Oh here we go again
The eternal doubter
>>72913888
>would kick teeth in then choke her to death on her own blood and muh dick/10
>>72933444
> So afraid to lose he never tries
> even though he has a chance to win
How does it feel to be a cuck at heart?
>>72933444
>You will be the fools and everyone who actually gives a shit will fucking hate you for choosing a nominee who couldn't beat Hillary.
And which nominee could in your opinion, beat Hillary?
If Trump can't beat her, nobody can. And if these losers couldn't even stand against Trump, they absolutely had no chance against her to begin with.
Nice undeserved repeating digits btw
>>72921548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FAffWEmB3I
It's the postmodern right versus the regressive left.
Fuck both of you.
>>72933449
if it makes you feel better, i say mate and noice alot ]:
>>72933286
its a meme you dip AWOOOO :U
>>72912777
>>72933444
If Trump can't beat her than nobody would have, you're a fucking idiot if you think Cruz or Kasich stood even a single fucking chance.
I cant fucking wait for the Savage Nation podcast today.
>>72933286
>touhou
>anime
>kemonomimi
>furry
Please refer to the chart, which has been on the internet longer than you.
>>72915004
Nope. We have to build a wall around Canada to keep the Muslims out.
>>72914251
>Fuck this. I refuse to vote for either Trump or Hillary. I'm fucking packing my shit and leaving America.
assblasTED
>>72918509
>she gets so furious she has a stroke on air
You meme magicians, make this happen.
SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hQXlOt9r74
>>72933860
we will merge countries, make north america great again MNAGA :3
>>72926143
Then Trump will have officially cemented himself in the annals of history as one of the most legendary trolls ever to walk this earth
I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be impressed
Please refer to the fact that you fags are fapping to drawn characters and Trump would be ashamed by everyone of you.
Hillary wins!
>>72933444
Even if he loses he will bring the spotlight to a new kind of politics that people thought would be impossible before the Establishment got ass-blasted with Rubio and Cruz.
There will be many mini-Trump in the future. Win or lose, it's only the beginning.
>>72933959
thanks for ANEWW AWOOOO
>saved
>>72933980
Of*
Fuck
TRUMP CONFIRMED MAKING ANIME REAL
>>72915794
I lived in Japan for 5 years with my father so I cant speak from experience, but even the Japanese men I met basically testified to almost all of the above. GL weebshit.
>>72934031
>mini
>implying
No no no. That's not how it works.
The Trumpism only gets stronger from here.
>>72933444
I'm a truly ignorant Bernie fag that will honestly go "all in" for Trump just to shut out that wicked fucking witch. Truly, she will not win if I can help it. I don't need handouts, I just don't wanna be fined for NOT having insurance. Trump will absolutely get my vote if I can't vote for bernie. Ok, maybe I'll do 3rd party, but not if don doesn't look like a shoe in.
>>72933980
>>72934058
>implying i ever fapped to awoo
>>72934162
>Ok, maybe I'll do 3rd party, but not if don doesn't look like a shoe in.
fair weather friends are not welcome.
>>72934162
*"Don't wanna be fined"
>>72934225
I'm disconnected from politics. I don't make enough to tax. I just wanna see a shitshow.
>>72932626
look closer young bong. that's diet pepsi
>>72886883
Z O D I A C
>>72886883
it's okay, Ted has a back up plan for life
Just found out by reading local news
Maga my niggas
>>72886883
TED IS A ____
>>72934505
MESS
>>72934505
Big fat mistake
>>72934505
CANADIAN
>>72927203
I think most bern victims think trump brings up the same issues just his solutions differ
>>72934505
JEB
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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>>72934505
WASTE
>>72934505
I just want to remind everyone of something.
One of the most loathsome people to ever fucking live on this planet, Ted Cruz, backstabbed and fucked over every person he came in contact with for the past four years, forced his party into a bunch of no-win scenarios that made them look stupid and clueless, and generally called out everyone in his entire party as a bunch of commiesymp Islamolibs who want to dress up as a gay-married woman and fuck a child in a public bathroom. He did all of these things knowingly, burning every bridge he's ever crossed, mauling every hand that's ever fed him, all in service of one dream: He would become the Republican nominee in 2016 and win the Presidency and then the trail of blood and nightmares he left behind wouldn't matter because fuck you I'm POTUS that's why.
He sacrificed everything to this goal, and he's going to lose to the political equivalent of the Fukushima meltdown. His strategy would (probably) have worked! It's pretty clear that the JEB! never stood a chance regardless of how much money he raised because he's a fucking walking Ambien who conservatives thoroughly despise, Scott Walker couldn't even figure out how to hire someone who understood things like "a budget," Ben Carson looks like an attractive candidate up until he has to speak in anything other than meaningless fortune-cookie platitudes, etc. All that work, all that planning, all that treachery, all that time.
ALL FOR FUCKING NOTHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
There aren't words in any language to describe the joy it brings me to see such a heinous, hateful motherfucker destroyed in such a gut-wrenching, miserable way. Tonight was the beginning of Ted Cruz's descent to a talk radio host saying things like, "Well, when I was in the United States Senate, let me tell you..."
Ted is a mess. Ted is a waste.
rato is kill?
HAHHAHAHAHHAAH!!
ALL THE #CRUZMISSILES ARE ON #SUICIDEWATCH
HAHAHAHHAA!
I can't get my fucking smug face off me, holy shit this is gold!
>>72934720
underrated
Reminder that John Kasich is a massive fucking Kike that worked for Lehman Brothers from 2001 to 2008 as a Managing Director of their Ohio investment banking division. He is directly responsible for contributing to the Recession of 2008. He has also been one of the worst Governors that Ohio has ever had the misfortune of electing.
>>72921926
Ohio Senate nomination
Sherrod Brown as Hiliary VP
Adiós el Rato.
>>72934817
He would have lost to Hillary anyway.
>>72916405
you have to register as a democrat or republican, what the fuck?
>>72934892
yes, the america rises
1000+ replies
>>72933728
You clearly have no idea about what postmodernity actually is.
It just shows you how cucked the current right is when traditional conservatism is met with such disdain.
Yes, Trump's policies are traditionally conservative.
>>72929546
The meltdown at the end is glorious.
>>72935034
>you have to register as a democrat or republican, what the fuck?
If you want to vote in Primary Elections, yes. They only allow you to vote in the Primary for the party you are registered as a member of.
>>72934817
Source on him backstabbing anyone?
>>72933675
Literally any of the other candidates could have beaten Hillary. Her negatives are that bad. Legions of left-wing voters would have stayed home not caring, but Trump's negatives are even worse, bad enough that it will energize the left to turn out for HIllary.
Fuck it's even energizing some people on right to vote for her. And you know why? They think they can contain her with a Republican congress. The Republican establishment probably let Trump in at this late stage so that Hillary could win. They hate Cruz that much, they would rather wait out four years of Hillary.
>>72934031
>even if he loses
it will be a "losing" kind of politics and will remain impossible
>>72934926
t-thanks.
>>72935248
the sleepy ben incident in iowa comes to mind
>>72934143
Are you insinuating the God-Emperor can ever be matched?...
>>72935147
Is there still time to register?
You should all register in the other party and vote for bernie
He cant stump the trump,hillary can
>>72886883
Wtf is this a ruse? Well kashic might still win
>see thread
>think it's bait
>it's a fucking sticky
RATO IS KILL
SHILLARY IS NEXT
GODSPEED AMERIBROS
M A G A
A
G
A
>not a sticky anymore
WE'RE GOING DOWN INTO THE DRAIN
JUST LIKE THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN
rip Rato, 2015-16
>>72935365
If you're registered to vote it's as simple as telling the workers at your assigned polling station that you want to switch parties.
>>72935095
>Yes, Trump's policies are traditionally conservative.
The flip flopping on abortion?
>“I know people making a tremendous amount of money and paying virtually no taxes, and I think it’s unfair.”
>"I try and pay as little tax as possible, because I hate what they do with my tax money. I hate the way they spend our money."
>>72916186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKT1PScntxU
Trump supporters are retards:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCZwhIgCtD0
Thanks for handing the election to Hillary, dumbfucks.
>>72915386
>Japan's fun as fuck
I like Japan, but I think you are very much mistaken about this. It is not a fun or exciting place.
Also, leave /pol/ and never return. We told you this is exactly what would happen and it did. You mocked us the whole way even though we KNEW what would happen, as though you somehow knew more than us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b6CYHLWnyg
AMERICA IM COMING WHITE FLIGHT 2016
LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Good night lads
>>72918245
If America does really well under Trump, maybe, just maybe, us Britbongs will learn.
>>72935248
>I just don’t like the guy.
— Former President George W. Bush
>...Lucifer in the flesh.
>I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch.
>Jackass.
— Former Speaker of the House John Boehner (R.-Ohio)
>If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.
— Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC)
>It's surely significant that not a single Republican senator has endorsed him, including very conservative senators.
— Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine)
>I don’t know how he’s going to deal with Congress. Nobody likes him.
— Former Senator and 1996 Republican presidential nominee Bob Dole
>Everybody knows why Cruz doesn’t have any Senate supporters.
— Sen. Dan Coats (R-Ind.)
>I was highly offended with the exhibition on the floor, Cruz calling [McConnell] a liar. If I’d have been here, I’d have him removed from the chamber.
— Former Senate majority leader Trent Lott (R-Miss.)
>Ted has chosen to make this really personal and chosen to call people dishonest in leadership and call them names which really goes against the decorum and also against the rules of the Senate. As a consequence, he can’t get anything done legislatively. He is pretty much done for and stifled.
— Rand Paul (R-Ky.)
>Classless, tasteless and counterproductive.
— Rep. Tom Cole (R-Okla.)
>Those of us that work behind the scenes or air our differences maybe less publicly are probably more interested in the team concept.
— Sen. Shelley Moore Capito (R-W.Va.)
>I don’t know of anyone else in Washington, certainly, who gets this opposition from his own people.... I’m talking about people as conservative as he is who just can’t stand him.
— Rep. Pete King (R-N.Y.)
Basically he shit-talked everyone and no one likes him at all. Good riddance, I bet they're saying.
GOODBYE RATO
>>72935034
I only had to be registered to vote to caucus in MN
no party affiliation required.
>>72935252
Yeah,but ppl dont want cruz os kasich,they rather go with the low chances trump
>>72935545
That's what I'm hoping for too, fellow bong.
>>72935095
Being traditionally conservative in a modern context is precisely what postmodernism is.
>>72918245
Its not like we like america,but we like types of guys like trump,and we want to know that they can actually win an election,not just be left on the side
>>72935562
What a list of endorsements (srs)
Americans are too stupid for a good person like Cruz. They'll get Hillary now. LMFAO.
>>72935095
No truth, no right or wrong, only dominance. I know /pol/ isn't postmodern, but Trump is. Time and time again he has said the dumbest shit that was entirely wrong and made no sense but people just nodded their head and went along with it because they think it will lead to the dominance of their own cultural values somehow. Maybe it's not the "postmodern right." Maybe it's just misguided desperation after years of being fucked and betrayed over and over again.
Trump is a wild card and no one knows shit about what his administration would be like. They just want to roll the dice because they feel like nothing else matters anymore.
Dubs say I'm right.
>>72929643
is that justin bieber ?
>>72935732
Your no dubs say you're wrong. Kek does not favour what you say.
>>72935898
I'm sure when you roll the dice it will turn out better.
Look on the britgh side americunts,you survived with bush as president,hillary will be bad,but never as bad as him
Just dont let her get near big and destroyable buildings
>>72935716
>but we like types of guys like trump,
This is the crux of what's wrong (I know it's futile trying to have adiscussion in a 1000+ post maymay thread but..)
Trump is good a what he does
>makes divisive statements designed to polarise voters
>plays to the Lowest Common Denominator in order to gain popularity
>makes a STRONG stand on issues that really have no bearing either fiscally or in due process but have a strong emotional response
He's good at it, but that just makes him a good populist. Liking a good populist is a bit like saying you like icecream cause it's creamy.
>>72935966
Cucked by my own dubs. ( ._.)
>>72935966
It did
Now you get a free cunt president
Congratulations
>>72936064
I was not talking about a populist,I was talking about someona that says what he wants,not caring about what others think
>>72936115
Cruz would make a better Supreme Court Justice anyways.
If Trump announces that Cruz would be his nomination to replace Scalia, I will actually go out and vote for Trump.
>>72935966
Perhaps.
This is the greatest day of my life.
>>72936407
I dont think cruz and trump are that intimate
I believe would rather drown just to stump the trump
>>72935966
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
>>72936407
You can't bargain rato.
>>72936220
He says what he wants- to sell. This whole campaign isn't him cutting loose and being earnest, it's a carefully designed act to play himself up to meet the expectation of an earnest non-politician. He's playing the game, but he's using a strategy different from anyone else.
And you've gone for it, as have we all.
>>72918228
Stroke-softly stroke-chan!
>>72936220
>that says what he wants,not caring about what others think
But he does (care what others think) - that'swhy he says the things he does - I'd say he has a brainstrust that comes up with topics and soundbites that are guaranteed to elicit the greatest responses from both media and the voters.
>>72936685
YES
>>72936685
You dont see many ppl comparing other candidates to hitler (not only in the US) even though many of them have similar thoutghs
It just proves he will not stop saying shit that ppl dont like
>>72936883
Yeah,but he is not afraid to have half the ppl hating him
I like it in a candidate
>Like so many bullies, Trump has skin of gossamer. He thinks nothing of saying the most hurtful thing about someone else, but when he hears a whisper that runs counter to his own vainglorious self-image, he coils like a caged ferret. Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine.
>That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.”
>Which I can only assume gave him fits.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump#2
>>72936564
I know you're happy about the Trump Nom, but, don't piss on my flag please.
>>72918509
Please, Kek, let this be.
>>72937299
Bless our Lord
>>72918245
I genuinely hope Trump wins. I've been a fan of the guy since his reality TV shows, and he just seems to know exactly what's needed to MAGA. I share almost all his views, and if he does win, I hope more countries follow his example, especially Europe.
Not to mention this election is WAY more entertaining than anything happening locally. Good luck burgerbro. <3
RIP Thread.
Fun while it was sticky.
>>72937028
>Yeah,but he is not afraid to have half the ppl hating him
Literally a numbers game, as long as more vote for him than not - he's "winning"
This is like socio-politics 101
Congrats on swallowing the Trump© pill phamalama
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