>DON DESTROYS TED
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-responds-to-the-most-recent-outburst-from-ted-cruz
GLENN BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/
TED CRUZ ABSOLUTELY MELTS DOWN
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/05/03/cruz_explodes_pathological_liar_trump_a_narcissist_at_a_level_i_dont_think_this_country_has_ever_seen.html
INDIANA POLLS CLOSE TODAY AT 6:00 PM EDT
>DELEGATES The Winner 1002 / The Defiler: 570 / The Devourer: 157
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule
LATEST BANTZ
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
RALLIES
>South Bend, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
>Fort Wayne, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTc1j3Mipc
>Terre Haute, IN 5/1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYWTifoFLmE
>Trump at CAGOP 4/29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2SeiwllHBc
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/3/16
https://youtu.be/wEbWlVCCDNo
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVtZGl-guPU
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
>Trump on O’Reilly 4/28/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT0r6IL4ICs
>Trump on CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ruJIfhIHYA
ENTERTAINMENT
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiMOK-iCrWg
>Trump Supporter Walks through Hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JWw8cTEN14
>Unofficial Trump Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Trump Eludes SanFran Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6etpHp_26s
>Niskey Rants about the Anti-Trump Protesters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSRSyBZGbOk
THE EARLIER AWOO APPEARS, THE GREATER THE ENERGY GIVEN TO TRUMP! AWOO~
FUCK MY EARS FUCK MY SEXY FURRY EARS AWOOOO BABY DO IT HARD AWOOO ME BABY YEAH BABY AWOOOOO
THAT HUMAN STAKE...BECOMES ABSTRACT
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
SLAY THE RAT INDIANA
what will cruz do if he loses tonight?
>>72849975
tanks 4 thread
DEFEND THIS TRUMPNAZIS
>>72849975
I made that gif
ANNA A CUTE!!!
CUUUUUTE!!!!
AWOOOOOOOO LETS SEE A 60% WIN IN IN TODAY FOLKS!
PRAISE THE GOD EMPEROR. DAWN OF WAR 3 AND TRUMP VICTORY IN ONE DAY
Greta blowing Rato THE FUCK OUT.
https://www.face KIKE.com/greta/photos/a.162242790457256.36266.158671177481084/1323000644381459/?type=3&theater
TRUMP KOKSAL 2016
>>72850072
Kill himself along with his butt buddy Glenn Beck
>>72849975
Everyone needs to add Trumpisms to your vocabulary. It makes you smart, tough, incredible
Make Beacon Great Again!
SOON.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjqAADShE4
>right side of history
>>72849975
Has anyone seen the photo of Lyin Ted's most recent rally?
Someone explains me what the fuck is going on with Ted's father and Oswald.
DAILY REMINDER IF HE COMES BACK
AWOO FOR TRUMP
How long until results?
I'm falling asleep on my side of the planet but I gotta witness Don's victory firsthand at least once.
>>72850002
>>72850025
Look at those awoos
>>72850082
Nice photoshop you faggot.
>>72846577
Technically they're not states, but rather the naval ships named after the states.
Left to Right
(Behind Ted and John) USS West Virgina
(Blonde in bikini) USS California
(With crabs) USS Maryland
(Center background) USS Louisiana
(Cooking with glasses) USS Pennsylvania
(Black hat) USS Delaware
(Far right) USS Connecticut
YOU FOLKS READY TO TAKE ON THE RAT TONIGHT?
LADS DID YOU SEE THIS
>WE ARE NOT GOING TO NOMINATE A HILLARY CLINTON WITH A PENIS
WEW LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9miG163Ec
CRUZZMISSLIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>72850038
DIE CHRIS DIE
What the fug.
What caliber bullet does Glenn Beck go with tonight for his last rites?
TRUMP IS FINISHED! HE'S TOTALLY BTFO!!!!
LET'S ALL JOIN CRUZ!
JUST LOOK AT THIS MOST RECENT POLL, I'M- I MEAN CRUZ IS WINNING BY A LANDSLIDE!!!!
>>72850082
>Pro-Trump
>Protester
Protesting what
>>72850114
We're gonna win today!
>>72850111
Glenn Beck admitted he'll be on suicide watch if Trump wins.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/05/glenn-beck-distress-warns-indiana-dont-screw-ill-suicide-watch/
Fuck off you misogynistic pieces of shit
Take your misogynistic attitudes and leave
>>72850082
Did you edit anti to pro? really?
First for hoping the retarded minionposter got all of the UK rangebanned.
>>72850082
10/10 shopping
>>72850200
5.56 Cheeto
>>72850133
geg
>>72850136
Kind of looks like it's an actual bitchy married woman like the memes imply.
What are you guys getting for mothers day? 5 days left.
You are getting your mother something, right?
>>72850082
OH NO. SHOULD WE NOW ALL BECOME #CRUZMISSILES?
>>72850142
about 2 hours till polls close and about another 2 for how much for certain he won by
>>72850170
>HILLARY CLINTON WITH A PENIS
WAT
>>72850082
I can't defend the shit job done on lining up that P, sorry.
>>72850002
>>72850025
>>72850074
>>72850095
WE LOVE OUR AWOOPOSTERS!
>It's a Ted Cruz loses badly episode.
Time to start placing bets when he drops out.
>>72850136
>spent money for VPN to shitpost
>spent time to personally make over 30 different minion images
>spent all day spamming on /trumpgeneral/
>getting BTFO each time: priceless
>>72850128
Hate that guys face.
>This man appears from the doorway and slaps your candidate's ass and requests the delegates.
>What do you do?
Recap of yesterday
>Cruz: This election is a battle between good and evil
>Glenn Beck plans #TuesdayFast
>Rasmussen poll has Trump beating Hillary
>Clinton says she wants a cabinet that’s 50/50 men and women
>Manafort asked about Jim Webb VP possibility
>says it’s too premature to answer that
>Cal poll Trump +34
IN THE LAST 24 HOURS
Morning
>Morning Joe panel laughs at Cruz
>Mika not amused
>Trump trolls Cruz hard and almost breaks him
>Trump on Fox and Friends: “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald being shot…nobody even brings it up”
>Remark about body of Christ “a disgrace”
>Cruz: Trump is an utterly amoral bully, narcissist, pathological liar
>says Hedi wasn’t pretty enough for him
>Cruz: Trump “describes his battle with venereal disease as his own personal Vietnam”
>LA Times: Cruz’s campaign relies on three wealthy donors
>Beck’s decent into madness continues
>Beck: We were losing the Civil War until Abraham Lincoln called for a day of fasting, prayer, and humiliation
>Drudge headline that “mocks people who believe in God” is a sign we’re done
>Tells Indiana “If you guys screw this up. I’m going to be pissed at you…I will be suicidal”
>”Tell me another time in our nation's history that you have witnessed where Indiana matters”
>Fuck the ceiling: Trump now at 56% approval among GOP voters
>Trump releases a statement in response to Cruz’s outburst
>>Today’s ridiculous outburst only proves what I have been saying for a long time, that Ted Cruz does not have the temperament to be President of the United States
Afternoon
>CNN commentator equates Indiana electing a governor that was a KKK member to voting for Trump
>Media watchdog criticizes ABC for having domestic Terrorist say “Make America Great Again” in Quantico
>Rodger Stone goes nuclear
>When HillaryClinton speaks of dealing with men who sometimes get off the reservation assume she means her husband's rapes
>West Virginia poll Trump 61%
This is somewhat funny, thought you guys might like it: https://youtube.com/watch?v=sTEnBC-2ZL4
>>72850090
Systemic lupus erythematosus
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>>72850219
Woah now, /pol/ is a board of peace.
>>72850137
these threads are moving so fast p-pham
>multiple generals tonight?
>comfy
Has any exit polls been posted yet?
Donald Trump will Start Me Up the American Economy! Watch this, its only one minute long! Do it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCMZaBFcxrk
>>72850314
ah the news is here thanks
>>72850300
He looks like the turd scientist in HYDRA from Captain America.
>>72850128
The "right side of history" means letting your people get cucked into oblivion and watching as western civilization declines, because doing anything about it might eat into your profit margins
>>72850341
It's time to fucking stop.
REMINDER FOLKS
EVERYTHING BEGINS IN 1 HOUR AND A HALF FROM NOW
COVERAGE STARTS AT 6 PM EST WITH MEGYN KELLY ON FOX
AT 7PM FIRST POLLS CLOSE, AND WE BEGIN SEEING NUMBERS SHORTLY AFTER
>>72850341
no one cares if you don't spam
>>72850090
would marry.
TRUMP NEEDS OUR ENERGY
HE NEEDS YOUR ENERGY TO NAVIGATE NIMBLY TO THE WHITEHOUSE
/ \ [ ] \ / / \ [ ] \ / / \ [ ] \ / / \ [ ] \ /
>>72850205
kek
>>72850404
Which is funny because Kasich looks like this guy.
>>72850314
Doing Trump's work bro.
>>72850134
>Someone explains me what the fuck is going on with Ted's father and Oswald.
Trump pointed out that Oswald and Ted's Dad were acquaintances. This is true. Rafael Cruz was in the Fair Deal for Cuba Committee and a Pro-Batista. He was in the same organization as LHO.
Ted flips his shit right on cue and claims that Trump is trying to claim that his Dad assassinated JFK.
Trump laughs all the way to the poll results (again).
>>72850128
He updated that because I sent him a message yesterday about being on the wrong side of history and being a self serving pig.
>>72850145
After seeing Boss Nigger endorse Trump I think they're the driving force.
How in God's name did a 10-year old meme come out of nowhere?
>>72850341
HD NETWORK STREAMS OF MSNBC PLEASE KIND ANONS IF ANYONE HAS IT!!
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>>>HD NETWORK STREAMS OF MSNBC PLEASE KIND ANONS IF ANYONE HAS IT!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HD NETWORK STREAMS OF MSNBC PLEASE KIND ANONS IF ANYONE HAS IT!!
>>72849975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vyhOMJXHPA
Let's put GLOBALISM TO DEATH! Maga
>>72850368
>>72850368
しぬ ばか。
>>72850166
>BECK ON SUICIDE WATCH
MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>TFW KEK IS TRULY WITH US
>>72850451
>\ /
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa take my energy
>>72850128
Jesus this is weapons grade autism
>>72850442
RAWR :3
>>72850503
use this hd comfy fox stream, with comfy chat
coverage starts at 6
http://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
>>72850496
That should be brown.
>>72850314
>>Trump on Fox and Friends: “His father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald being shot…nobody even brings it up”
is this true or just an internet rumor? like was his dad really with oswald? psychopathy is genetic you know. cruz could have inherited it from his father. jeffery dahmer's dad said he had the same urges as his son.
>>72850427
I need sleeeeeepp.. Sorry guys but you have to keep up the high energy without me.
>>72850002
AWOO~
>>72850270
Fuck, that's a long while.
I think I'll just go to sleep and join in the morning in a few hours.
>>72850480
Liddle bites Polan Kasich
>2016
>Not being with her
>>72850523
THANKS KEK
AWOOOOOOMENT!!
>>72850059
Sauce anon?
>>72850451
>TRUMP NEEDS OUR ENERGY
>HE NEEDS YOUR ENERGY TO NAVIGATE NIMBLY TO THE WHITEHOUSE
>/ \ [ ] \ / / \ [ ] \ / / \ [ ] \ / / \ [ ] \ /
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo&ab_channel=%E4%BB%AE%E9%9D%A2%E5%A5%B3%E5%AD%90%E3%80%90%E6%9C%80%E5%BC%B7%E3%81%AE%E5%9C%B0%E4%B8%8B%E3%82%A2%E3%82%A4%E3%83%89%E3%83%AB%E3%80%91
CNN is releasing their first exit polls in 5-10 minutes.
>>72850302
Call Paul
HAMMERED
>>72850103
Ted "Doesn't Tell the Whole Story" Cruz
>>72850573
>LOW ENERGY
Is the guardian's interactive tracker up yet?
>>72850562
You disappoint me mein freund
Man, the shills are out and about today.
>>72850287
>Posting minions will take down a forum
Its fucking election day and Cruz is whining that his dad didnt kill JFK, Trump is a such a madman puppet master.
PLEASE SLOW DOWN THREADS PLEASE
Why can't we get 500 bump limit in /pol/?
>>72850365
>THE PRIESTHOOD RISES
666%
>JEB!
50%
>DRUMPF
-5%
>>72850216
Sauce? This one might be my favorite.
>>72850128
>Author of Rules for Patriots: How Conservatives Can Win Again
Let me guess, we aren't being true enough conservatives and waxing about how our Jesus based American principles really need worry about the gays more
>>72850603
>manafort correcting delegates
kek
>>72850200
Im betting on Glenn disemboweling himself with a tonto before being beheaded by his Emperor, Mitt Romney
>>72850262
Additionally, what would you get Melania?
>>72850599
>no stream link
WHERE THE FUCK IS A CNN STREAM
i'm so mad my guac is boiling right now
it wasn't supposed to be like this donald
this was my year
>>72850640
I'd still do Tat without the make up tbf
Even if her music is horrible
>>72850640
Tay Tay is still Aryan perfection even without makeup
The Cruz campaign and supporters remind me of the Japanese holdouts after WW2 who refused to admit the war was over and eventually crawled out of the jungles in 1974.
>>72850514
>しぬ
ひどい共役ね。「死」漢字を知ってん?
>>72850656
I can't stay up until 1 am
>>72850688
Except the "right side of history" types are always queer-huggers
>>72850314
>Rodger Stone goes nuclear
?
I'm always looking for fresh Roger content, what's the deal with this
>>72850700
Hot underwear
LOOK AT THIS "MAN"!
FUCKING LOOK! IT'S DISGUSTING
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE UP AGAIN!
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
>>72850640
Vanessa hudgens is the most adorable celebrity without makeup, FACT, find someone better, you cant.
>>72850341
Inb4 BAN-ANA
>>72850302
Call him a snivelling coward
>>72850599
It's just going to be all the cryptic demographic numbers that don't mean anything though, like "Trump won with voters who prefer cats to dogs by 10 points". We're still a few hours away from getting real party numbers.
I hope we get an instant call when the polls close though, that's the best.
latest polls?
I didn't notice the old thread had hit the bump limit, reposting:
Hillary is really fucking up with this coal miner stuff. First she goes on stage and tells everyone she's going to get rid of their jobs, now she's giving a speech in OH where she says "well I misspoke, OK? Being a coal miner sucks" and does not clarify her plan for the industry or region or what she meant in over an hour of speaking specifically on this topic.
Can any Ohioans here tell me if Appalachian Ohio can swing the rest of the state red? It looks like it will, and Webb would be an amazing pick for this given his comments on the poverty throughout the region, but Gingrich would also do.
Hillary had a good shot at OH and WV and has nearly destroyed it.
ARE YOU CANADIAN?
>>72850133
Huh? That pic was taken at a Rubio rally.
Are we ready for a big victory tonight?
>>72850786
JESUS CHRIST, DON'T LOOK
IT'S DISGUSTING
These threads today are so high energy
>>72850712
Slow and steady ¡Jeb!heads, slow and steady...
>>72850355
This is a Christian Board
What time do results come in tonight?
>>72850510
>This man will never rule your country and guide it to a new age of prosperity
why live
>>72850786
Now that's a nu-male.
Is he right?
>go to fox stream
>commercials
>go to CNN stream
>commercials
how do you burgers do it
FRESH OC
MSNBC EXIT POLLS
TRUMP 40% JEB 60% CRUZ 0%
HOLY SHIT JEB SURGE
Nobody is mentioning that prior to Trump talking about Cruz Senior, they were reporting a statement made by Cruz Senior where he said that electing Trump would result in the destruction of the country. That's not an outrageous attack?
I want Rato to literally lose it and kill himself.
>>72850798
>not Voe
>>72850158
I did it shorthand sorry m9, not sure about your last two though I can't find them but it makes more sense in terms of the picture
Last paragraph here refers to them as USS "Tasha" and USS "Obannon".
http://www.hon-haka.org/archives/1026
I found Obannon http://www.hon-haka.org/archives/288 Can't find Tasha other than an obscured thumbnail which didn't open correctly.
>>72850712
GUAC TIME
>>72850672
Trumpgen has shown we definitely need a higher bump limit
>>72850764
alright m8 i'm gonna awoo for you too
Gute nacht
>>72850884
more like a no-male
seriously, someone euthanize that poor thing, it's suffering
>>72850877
in about 1-2 bings, 40 bongs since indiana is in 2 timezones
>>72850776
The guy is an Iowan Cruzlim pundit. There is a 0.0000% chance that he likes homosex.
your welcome
>>72850921
I honestly don't think anyone under the age of 50 watches TV here anymore.
>>72850219
>>72850556
Oswald and Rafael Cruz were in the Fair-Play for Cuba Committee.
The Cruz campaign is claiming Rafael Cruz had an opinion opposite Oswald's at the time in regards to Cuba but cannot corroborate this with anything.
It's a lulzfest either way.
>>72850921
Yeah but no TV LICENSE RIGHT!
fuck man, i´d pay a license to get rid of that shit
not that I watch TV
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>>72850656
>mfw my lecture schedule allows me to stay up late on tuesday and watch the primaries
I'd watch them anyway since it's Trump, but that's some A-rank meme magic
>Trump at 61% in West Virginia poll
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GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72850921
>not taking burger breaks every commercial
>>72850786
I literally thought that was a lesbian with a drawn-on mustache
>>72850928
NICE
Lads, I genuinely feel bad for Ted Cruz. The "TOO SLOW JOE" handshake trick and calling him a fish monster right to his face was too fucking brutal. I never thought I'd feel bad for Lyin' Ted after the shit he's pulled all race, but holy fuck, this just feels like bullying now. MAGA though.
>>72850930
B-but YEB is dead?!
>>72850671
So much this.
I love Trump.
>>72850523
I'm starting to think that Christians are praying to the Jewish god, and that Kek and the pagan gods were more powerful all along.
If the trucon Christcucks get BTFO and Kek prevails, it must be true.
Post yfw /POL/'S CANDIDATE IS THE FUCKING REPUBLICAN NOMINEE FOR PRESIDENT
>>72850851
>LITTLE BITES BARON!
>>72850919
aint it nice
>>72850755
変な日本語ですね先輩
>>72850712
>buy 1000 guac bowls
>wait until Yeb! drops out
>return to sender
>as Yeb! wraps up his suspension speech, coming close to tears he goes home
>eats a bowl of guac out of one of his bowls
>sobs because the bowl is a reminder of his dead run
>knock at the door
>Yeb! Bush?
>that's me
>please sign here
>mailman rolls in 3 large boxes
>Yeb! opens them
>a thousand more guac bowls from his campaign
>kills himself that night
>>72851029
Do not split the board!
>>72850938
Shes hot but I said celebrity
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GET IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72850934
>Trump shifts the narrative
3D CHESS
D
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>>72850786
LOOK AWAY BARRON, LOOK AWAY.
>>72850097
truly a sign
>>72850990
my name is jeb and what is this
>>72850752
>the year is 2034
>an elderly Ted Cruz is still campaigning throughout the country for delegates
>although Trump served two terms as President over 20 years ago, Cruz is still confident that Trump will not get 1237 delegates
>his wife has left him and his girls refuse to talk to him
>nobody shows up at his rallies, but he speaks to empty rooms anyway about what a sniveling cowards donald trump is
>>72850755
I'm still learning. I literally just throw up my beginners dictionary and throw words. I started a week ago :c Im on page 13 on my jap for dummies book tho
>>72850985
Don't you mean 1-2 bongs, 40 bings?
>>72850832
>Hillary had a good shot at OH and WV and has nearly destroyed it.
not sure about WV but ohio is a shit state. pretty sure all the coal mining areas in ohio, like near WV and PA went trump though.
>>72851029
OUT OUT OUT
Whoever has the Ted in the Dallas Book Depository for JFK post, post it.
>>72850218
Is that glenn beck?
>>72851011
I feel you bro, same here
>>72850959
danke brudi
>>72850128
He's on the right side of autism and asperger's, not history ffs
Since Trump is about to become the official nominee do you think you can tone down the misogyny? we really have to start thinking about how we are viewed by moderates, the misogynistic attitudes we commonly see in these threads will reflect badly on Trump
It is for the best
>>72851005
>implying I pay TV license
fuck TV
all you need is iPlayer or PTP.
What the fuck is this shit in the ABC stream?
Confirmed: Lee Harvey innocent, Rafael cruz did it!
>>72850938
>dfn ingen nasjonalistisk Voe jv
>>72851095
she's a celeb in Norway tbqh fampai
>>72850583
Houtengeki.
EXCLUSIVE PICS FROM CRUZ CAMPAIGN HQ
>>72850980
FAKE
DELETE THIS
>>72851097
Fuck off
>>72851067
mache alles
>>72851180
you sound like a pussy
>>72850059
Damn, i want to FUCK that anime.
>>72851127
sounds about right
>>72851155
Yes its him trying to mock Trump.
>>72850826
Cats are sexy.
>>72850921
Plan out each break for something.
1st break: cheetos.
2nd break: extra sugar pepsi.
3rd break: piss.
4th break: burger.
5th break:more pepsi.
>>72850786
time to update this picture
>>72851183
Fuck Sky Cable. And Tele tax
>>72850985
Soo 7-8 their time we should start to see updates?
>>72851048
You have no balls.
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>>72850158
Sorry thought you were replying to >>72848812
>>72850103
>Making Greta mad
He fucked up.
Is it just me or do Jake Tapper and Anderson Cooper sound exactly the same?
>>72851097
Kill yourself
>>72850219
if you think those guys are bad you should see what we do to sour cunts here in the middle east
AWOOOOOOOO~
>>72851117
it's that Tur trannie
>>72851180
We already piss off the cuckservatives on twitter with antisemitism
it's fun
>>72851155
Yeah. Poor guy lost his mind
>>72850832
Appalachian Ohio would have to generate 100% turnout to overcome the numbers in Toledo, Cleveland, Columbus, Dayton and Cincinnati. The bottom-right quarter of the state will indeed go heavily for Trump, but it has no cities, only one significant town, and just not enough people to get the whole state un-cucked from the black democrat cities.
Even Columbus, long a GOP fortress, has been captured by the black democrat wave. Meme magic and Trump superpowers will be needed.
>>72851084
Sorry, I got used to text-speak Jap when I was over there. It's not proper at all.
>>72851133
Godspeed, anon! The beginning is the most fun part!
Get WaniKani, if you haven't already.
>>72851254
Rubbing your face in Cheetos on national television is a great way to mock someone.
>>72851267
>have to plan your watching so you can be double good goy'd
>BUY THESE PILLS
>BECAUSE YOU PLANNED SO MANY BURGER BREAKS TO AVOID THIS SHIT
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>>72851197
They are so...pretty
I want to touch their ears
I also want Glenn Beck to commit suicide on live television, but we can't all have what we want
>>72851194
Girls in your region are hot, that Nina Agdal girl is smoking, I forgot which country she was from
She looks kinda weird without makeup tho
90% of us know how to DDoS. Lets try it on Ted's website lol
>>72851037
I'm pretty sure that at least the mustache is drawn on.
>>72851180
I don't give a fuck nigger, if they don't like us they don't have to come here
>Its a "Cruz's career goes down in explosive flames" episode.
What kind of snacks should I pick up from the store before the polls close. This will be some of the best kino in years.
EXIT POLLS IN 15 MINUTES
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>>72851062
The memes are just too powerful
Cruz will reach Rubio levels soon. I hope it happens soon.
>>72851206
Whats going on in this pic
STICKY WHEN
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>>72851392
Post more Yoko
Donald Trump will Start Me Up the American Economy! Watch this, its only one minute long! Do it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCMZaBFcxrk
,,.,.
>>72851467
hydrox cookies
It has become evident that our current system is failing. The support for both Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders shows that this failure can no longer remain hidden. However, the ideas that both Trump and Sanders champion would just hasten the downward spiral. We must first admit that we do not live under free market capitalism. We instead carry the burdens of a hyper-interventionist government and military empire. To think that socialism (especially after the 20th century which was filled with socialist-induced mass starvations and death) is the way out is terribly erroneous. We also do not need a "strong" leader to act as a "fixer." We need liberty. We need free markets now more than ever.
>>72851257
>big tits and ass
absolutely disgusting
>>72851127
>20 years ago
His term begins in 2017. 2017 +2 terms would bring you to End of 2024 or start of 2025.
way to fail at math
>>72851180
MotherFUCK moderates.
Any questions?
>>72851471
says who, CNN?
how many bongs till the result?
>>72851488
Cruz is already at Rubio now
Someone post a Fox News, CNN or MSNBC feed pl0x. I want to watch the exit polls.
>>72851471
exit polls are usually nothing, but if a big majority want the primary winner to be the candidate, it's a good sign Trump's winning big
>>72851180
Many of his current and former female employees have been on TV saying nothing but good things about him, hope fully there will be more of that.
Also more facts like that he was the first person to put a woman in charge of building a skyscraper, he'll be alright.
Polls soon
>>72851471
REALLY???
WHERE? LINK ME ANON
last 3 numbers = Trump's total tonight
Listening to hi-nrg music while browsing trumpgen is amazing.
>>72851376
I seriously hope none of you eat regular Cheetos when Spicy Cheetos Mix Ups exist
>>72850300
He has about 30% too much head and a default crooked smile. The man definitely needs to lose 100 pounds fast
>>72851555
1 bong 15 bings
>>72851508
THE THREAD IS GOING AT 500 MPH
>>72851488
It's getting harder everyday...
>>72851555
12 bings.
>>72851571
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>>72851431
Germanic women are the best.
>>72850314
>Beck's descent into madness continues
Literally cannot fucking breathe...if it's been posted once, it's been posted a thousand times in the Trump Generals:
BEST ELECTION YEAR EVER!!!
>>72851591
M A D M A N
>>72851555
2bongs 15bings
>>72851555
First polls close in 1 bong, 15 bings. Second set of polls close in 2 bongs, 15 bings.
Indiana is one of those weird states that is split across two time zones.
>>72851589
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
>>72851526
That's not a cat.
But I agree with the notion.
>>72851571
Fox Business please.
>>72851591
59.1% not bad
>>72851600
Nobody would miss the cuck glenn beck
>>72850128
BE HONEST OH MY GOD YOU TRUMPBOTS ARE SUCH BLATANT LIARS!!! YOU REALLY WANNA TALK CREEPY?!
>>72851555
ABOUT 12 BINGS TIL FIRST EXIT POLLS
>>72850170
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9miG163Ec
bah gawd kate bouldan is soooo sexy. love to gib her a penis
rekt
https://twitter.com/RogerJStoneJr/status/727600153067175938
>>72851392
>WaniKani
Thanks, I been meaning to find a good website. I still need a good app tho.
I can tell apart Hiragana, Kanji and Katakana and how sentences are structed and I can say some basic phases
>>72850082
Low-energy shop job there mate.
It's amazing that Jeb has more dignity than Ted. ▀
Its not the actual exit poll in the sense that it'll be a bunch of round about questions that people will draw inferences to.
Like: What do you think the biggest problem in this country is? etc.
>>72851325
This. How do you make Greta mad?
>>72851671
First exit poll is in 11 bings m8, check cnn
>>72851715
SO this guy hosts a radio show... Is he covering the results?
>>72851488
Rubio got stumped so hard that he literally lost his entire career.
Absolutely savage.
>>72851678
Thanks ameribro!!
here, take a dank yeb with you
high energy MAGA
FRESH NEW TRACK FREE DOWNLOAD, ALL ABOARD THE TRUMP TRAIN
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lets-make-america-great-again
>>72851206
it wasnt rape you bigot i was just confused
>>72851715
It's everyone's favorite dwarves: Dopey, Bitchy, and Spergy.
>>72851612
I believe in you
>>72851761
How much does he know?
>>72850786
Chester Chester...
>>72851776
Stop lying fagget
>>72851761
He also claims the Bushes tried to assasinate Reagan and claims he has the photo of a second gunman.
>>72851794
MUH DIK
>>72851613
Idk if you're a shill or not.. but here's OC
>>72851884
They always do this shit
>>72851488
Rubio has now said that he will support Donald Trump as the republican nominee.
So he isn't a lightweight anymore. He is being enlightened. Trump said he is even considering Rubio for VP.
>watching the news
>a long report on how a terrible and abusive trump is for wanting his allies to pay for protection
>>72851875
too much, which is why I'm scared for his life. but i'm assuming he's conceal carrying and watching his back.
>>72851893
Good luck Ameribro
>>72851206
I hope she does get raped.
>>72851613
ITS RUBIO!
>>72851488
It's fun that Rubio still has more delegates than Kasich, and unless he somehow starts winning that's going to stay that way for a while.
>>72850914
Only the latter two, but that's okay
ay man who streamin' Boss Nigger? He's the best endorsement yet. It's wonderful.
>We will know Trump's VP soon
>>72851930
Nah m8 stop telling lies
>DOG BLITZER
>>72851976
>Trump has improved significantly
>Ted Cruz' father was part of the assassination of JFK
Trump truly is amazing.
>>72852039
Sleepy Doc.
>>72852039
>yfw it's Boss Nigger
>>72851976
He prob made the decision a while ago and had to slowly release it. Trump started saying somewhat nice things about him, so maybe they had a phone call.
>>72851976
I think Trump will give Rubio a cabinet seat or at least appoint him to something. Ambassador to Cuba and reestablish trade with them, sell it as expanding capitalism to the Cubans and Republicans will buy it.
>>72852057
lad
they get some fat kike on
and talk bullshit
every fucking time
>>72852018
>president pankek
>winning
Oh golly gee
>>72851761
based stonebone
>>72852000
digits confirm, praise kek
>>72851976
>considering Rubio for VP
STOP
THIS
MEME
>>72851762
がんばって, anon!
>>72852039
please let it be Ivanka
new bread
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>>72852155
POST STREAMS OF NEWS NETWORKS YOU KIKES.
Remember: Cruzlims can't stand up to memes
Whenever you see a #CruzMissile, say "DO THE MATH"
Say it with me, now.
DO THE MATH
>>72851206
LOOK WHAT SHE'S WEARING
RAPE ENABLER
>>72852145
lmao that face. i love stone
>>72852198
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
>>72852102
>>72852110
Boss Nigger and Sleepy Doc fuse together to make the ultimate nigger
>>72852132
Kek don't lie
>>72852110
>Runs with Fred Williamson
I'd be fucking thrilled, tbqh famalam. They could both cameo in Black Dynamite 2.
>>72852102
isnt sleepy doc like a legit good doctor? didnt he invent a bunch of techniques?
>>72852198
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
>>72851853
Solid joke, deserves at least one (you)
>>72852184
Jim Webb would look awesome with a mustache. Probably like Mike Ditka.
>>72851194
>Voe jv
who is she?
>instagram pls.
>>72852235
m8
no lies,lad
when will the results be revealed? hopefully 1-1.5h from now?
>>72852230
Giga Nigga?
>>72852358
Exit polls in 5 mins here
http://www.livenewschat.eu/top/
Damn you misogynists! we have to think about the PR!
PR guys, think about the PR!
>>72851899
Wow! Thanks famiglia.
>Idk if you're a shill or not
Nah, I'm just in it for the memes and (You)s. I'm still not sure why I keep coming back but I do.
>>72852313
vet du ikke hvem Emilie "Voe" Nereng er? du kan ikke være serios.
That jewish puppet Trump will lose.
lol
>>72851505
why were scandinavia so cucked during ww2?
it's well known that ethnic scandinavians are from germanic tribes.
>>72852406
>Another break
Kill me
>>72851595
>hi-nrg
post link pls.
>>72850683
If you mean what anime, it's RWBY. Can't help you with the sauce of the image though.
>>72852505
weww
>>72851595
super eurobeat 先輩
>>72852666
Get em Satan.
>>72852666
Checked
kek wills it for kikeloving Trump to lose kek
>>72850942
>mfw reading this
>>72850883
It's okay my fellow white.
>>72852472
t-takk
Restore Hope to America
Vote for Ted Cruz
A true conservative
>>72853314
a true cuckservative
>>72853430
Spoken like a true kikeservative.
MAKE A NEW THREAD AMERICANS
>>72850082
>I am become #cruzmissle destroyer of memes
>>72853551
spoken like a german american who has no need for zionism
>>72850660
qt Trump girls bringing the heat!
>>72850136
Mods don't take this thing lightly and are often more autistic than the users. I trust they will pay close attention to minion spam.
>>72851194
fuck that stupid bitch, she wouldn't take a second look at any of us
>>72851506
this no talent coalburner would never MAGA
