>be american
>get spain'd
>Be Australian.
>Head down the the waggery doggas for a pib o' the old brew.
>Get attacked by a ravenous wassbobbin saccaboc chiz-gizzler.
>Fookin cunt nabs yah $20.
>Still have some money.
>Some shitfaced abo cunts demand the money for reparations.
>The smell of petrol lingers off them.
>Grab me knoif, only for a snap-babblin' bush spider to steal that.
>Abos steal me money, fucking cunts.
>Get to the wagger doggas.
>Kangaroo behind the counter.
>Sick cunt gives me a free beer.
>Arrive and home, it's burned down.
>Jaspberry popper wasp steals me clothes.
>Strewth.
>>69644954
>murica
>cucked hard
no surprises here
>>69645603
>chang
>that flag
lel
>>69644954
I don't get it
>>69645675
Hello, Zhang.
>>69644954
>be australian
>drink your own pee
Has anybody ever in the history of the internet heard or seen from someone from Spain?
The country doesn't exist. It's a myth, a conspiracy or it's from the Berenstein reality.
>>69644954
Nice try /int/
>>69645603
>>69645675
Chang, Zhang. Fitting.
>>69645675
Look closely at the burger flags here
>>69645675
>Zhang
>that flag
>>69645718
>>69645826
I'M NOT A FUCKING AUCKLANDER
>>69645520
>Be Amerifat
>Get shot
>>69645870
More relevant if it were yours desu, family
>>69645603
25% chance that's your real name if you're in Vancouver.
>>69645520
10/10 would copy pasta
>>69646003
Québécois scum
>>69645893
>be american pavement ape
>get shot robbing house
>dindu nuffin
>>69645893
>be australian
I can't think of anything worse
>>69646138
Only thing still worthwhile in Canada.
>>69644954
Spain and Italia is master race Anglos and nords are subhuman.
>>69644954
>IT'S FUCKING REAL
MODS MODS MODS
White tips are the worse they are huge with Boney legs and always hang their webs at face height and the sit in the middle of it. Soon as you walk into one you have to do the spider dance which is to hop around in circles yelling fuck fuck fuck as you rip your shirt off as fast as posdible
>>69646527
I couldn't do it, the first time I found a spider as big as my hand in my house I'd have to leave the country, i just cannot deal with that
>>69646469
I suppose that's why so many of the most important inventions of the last few centuries have come out of Spain and Italy as opposed to England and Northern Europe. . . .
Spaniard here can confirm We Own This Shit
>>69646857
I thought Spiders were cannibalistic? why does that look like spider co-operation?
>>69645745
Say what now?
>>69647122
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150518-spiders-australia-silk-webs-animals-environment/
>>69647180
no please stop, fuck mother nature
No one expects the Spanish Acquisition.
>>69647122
Its aussie spider rain
>>69645520
I rather enjoyed this green text meme.
>>69647143
>Portugarl going across the border just to make a shitpost
Pathetic
Like I said, nobody expects the Spanish Acquisition.
>>69646927
You tell me who's the master race now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhg7ND0_yiA
>>69646303
>American flag
>McDonald
>>69645520
Fucking EXCELLENT
Ausfailia BTFO
>>69646857
burn down the fields
>>69647643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRwjdeGx6rg
>>69645520
too real
>>69646857
>>69647180
>>69647254
just burn it all down, scorch it clean and start over, Mother Nature was obviously have a psychotic episode when she got around to australia.
>>69647919
Now we're talking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4ryljY-M4M
>>69647308
> Put up THAT wall....
>>69647643
That's some artistry.
Just like the Japanese kabuki theater, or Turkish shadow puppet theater, or tribal dance patterns in sub-Saharan Africa.
What is your point?
The stuff that makes life pleasant and comfortable and enjoyable-the stuff you wouldn't give up for a second, even if it you could enjoy nightly performances like the one in the youtube video you showed--overwhelmingly Anglo and Northern European.
>>69645520
New copypasta
>>69645745
I'm from berenstein. Spain does exist.
>>69646927
Your comment exposes how little you know about the relationship between two variables. Human growth has followed an exponential model, not a linear one. Thus simply comparing the count of inventions between two countries and at differing time periods will lead to misleading results. Taking time into account, Italy surpasses England and the United States. Don't forget it was the Meds who taught you northerners how to grow crops. You can say otherwise, and can even site Charles Murray, but he is hack, a man who is greatly outclassed in the realm of associative statistics by even master statistics students.
>>69648931
How can anglos even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XahQqvLd48Y
>>69644954
S'BANE?
>>69650191
Wow, you really showed anglos.
>>69652605
Callate sudaca puto
>>69649734
Okay. What are the two variables?
I agree that 2000 years ago, "Meds" were far more advanced than Northern Europeans. Just as 1000 years prior, the peoples of Mesopotamia, the Indus River Valley, the Nile River Valley, and the Huang-He River valley were much more advanced than the Meds.
But where are we today? The developments that separate us from the people of the 1700s are those that Anglos gave us. And those are differences that make us more different from the people of the 1700s than the people of the 1700s were from the people of 0 AD
>>69652901
Oh my goodness, please no more foul words!
>>69646526
>>IT'S FUCKING REAL
It is. But why is there a second gringo flag without that dot of piss?
