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JOHN BOEHNER CALLS EL RATO "SON OF A BITCH" http://nbcnews.to/26wVpaJ
DANK OC:
Maga Man: https://youtu.be/f70JI3Hf6-Y
Unofficial Trump Campaign Video: https://youtu.be/nD7inyUaA6Y
Trump Train Music Video: https://youtu.be/OwDiPrFCM0M
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>[DELEGATES] Wonderful Donald: 991/ COLLUDIN' CONGLOMERATE (Z0D1ACKiller & the PigEater): 722 (568 & 154)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Indianapolis, IN 4/27/16
https://youtu.be/WVlmTJjDgU4
>Trump & Knight Greta TH 4/27/16
https://youtu.be/pfuZfmZy-vs
>Foreign Policy Speech 4/27/16
https://youtu.be/XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://youtu.be/9N5SRESaRUc
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Morning Joe 4/27/16
https://youtu.be/ZUDQ76Qfatw
>Trump on Fox&Friends 4/27/16
https://youtu.be/FhlBxLegcGQ
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://youtu.be/gTnIX9PAoRo
ENTERTAINMENT
>The Best of Ted Cruz
https://youtu.be/NcEiDY5qBbg
>“False Song of Globalism”
https://youtu.be/2vyhOMJXHPA
>Kasich Eats Ice Cream w/ a Fork
https://twitter.com/MyDogShotMe/status/725183227275665408
>Killing Monsters
https://youtu.be/jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://youtu.be/lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://youtu.be/ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://youtu.be/aIrUWL9w-Jw
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
>Two rallies today
EVANSVILLE, IN
Old National Events Plaza
12:00 PM
COSTA MESA, CA
OC Fair & Event Center - The Pacific Amphitheater
7:00 PM
Spread it
http://youtu.be/pAs1U2c_GYU
URGENT: NEW CRUZ & CARLY '16 AD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks-7-sKCpiw
Ted Cruz is a self appointed Messiah:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNa5w9js48s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9JYj4jaA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp4lIvDIv-g
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/01/12/cruz-and-his-seven-mountain-dominionism-is-not-in-my-bible-is-it-in-yours/
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/why-christians-are-criticizing-ted-cruz-and-israel/
He's an opportunistic faggot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozMqBTMI9Y
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/gop-primaries/276256-cruz-new-york-values-comment-came-from-trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-pwGx4vv2g (bribery?)
No moderate or independant will vote for this lunatic dominionist come November. Hillary will use this angle and stomp his dumbass:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN1IXDrXgV0
Creepy Cruz:
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460440845862.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459831491732.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1461853942229.webm
Donald i'll share my secret guac recipe if you let me be your veep
love,
Jeb!
How long till the two rallies today?
>>72329818
.
How many hours from now is that?
>>72329580
>>72329598
found it on yt, thanks
>>72329933
t. lyndon b johnson
>>72329818
Oh shit is that 12 pm EST? I might have to take an early lunch.
Here's to the Triggering in Cali. Godspeed you magnificent bastards out there.
>>72329948
>>72329976
>>72330029
In one hour I believe
Im genuinely curious, how much does Trump pay you shills to create and spread memes all day?
This board was a Cruz board after Ted BTFO Ellen Page and gays everywhere then BOOM suddenly Trump shills everywhere.
>>72329976
1 and 8 assuming they're in est
>>72329786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=367psk5ZdpU
>>72330077
>Hey D-Dan, I posted it again. Can I have my 5 cents now?
>>72329482
Trump Effect
http://webm.land/w/ZvbO/
I hadn't thought of it, but Fiorina is from California.
She's a terrible GE pick but as far as the primaries go it makes some sense.
>>72330077
Fag
>>72330077
I do it
FOR FREE
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So how deep do you think Cruz's denial goes
Like his behavior on the campaign trail has me wondering if he is actually seriously mentally unhinged
If things get real bad for him do you think he'll have an entertaining public meltdown
>>72330077
>This board was a Cruz board
>>72329903
I get the feeling Hillary is a woman, but maybe I'm just hearing things.
>>72330077
FREE MEMES
R
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M
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M
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S
It's done all in service to the God-Emperor.
>>72330138
Californians hate her, bro.
>>72330168
He's making Bernie look rational and sane
JEB SPOTTED
>>72327725
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>72327725
JEB SPOTTED
>>72327725
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>72327725
JEB SPOTTED
>>72327725
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>72327725
>>72330077
Source: Your ass
>>72330077
About ~$100.00 USD. Daddy takes care of us, life ain't bad.
Impressive triple dubs btw anon
>>72330168
>Cruz murder suicides his family after election day.
Would Rand Paul take a VP slot from the Don?
>>72330077
I’m an Applied Memetics turncoat and I’m doing it for free.
>>72330223
In general, but the republicans did vote for her not so long ago.
>>72330077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac
>>72330168
Cruz will be shamed out of his governor spot like Rick Perry before him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGerpHhQmg0
This makes me angry
>>72330077
Trump posters are exclusively alpha ubermensch who keep massive, bisexual harems of women and traps hypnotized by the allure of their magical cocks. Only womanly cucks like Ted Cruz are so afraid of being sexually dominant that they would want to kill all gays.
alex jones on now. want to hear him talk about trump's foreign policy speech.
>>72330077
Could you at least try to not directly copy and paste?
>>72330223
>It may also help Cruz later in California, where Fiorina won the Republican primary for the U.S. Senate in 2010. She lost to Barbara Boxer, a Democrat, in the general election.
We do it for free.
>>72329818
>CA rally at 7pm
>dont get off work till 8pm
ITS NOT FAIR
>>72330223
Figures, liberal fagland hates redpilled true conservatives, no wonder theyre gonna vote Trump. At least Cruz will win Indiana and cock block Trump from getting 1237 and then win the contested convention.
>>72330273
Donald wouldnt waste his time with a manlet
>>72330077
When Trump was labeled as the anime masturbation candidate I knew this was where I belonged.
>>72330168
Hopefully his inner college tipper will come out in an impressive display of teen butt hurt. I hope he goes full "the people have failed me" on tv
>Kasich to announce Jeb as his official VP running mate
Its all over for Trump now, Yeb's back, baby!
#TeamMacbookPro
#GuacAndPancakeConnection
>>72330077
I do this shit for free famalam.
For those interested, rally stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdfwoNrVFc
>>72330362
>true conservatives
>>72330335
HP stock rose 7 points the day Fiorina was fired. She laid off 30,000 workers and bought a yacht with her extra money. She's such a deadweight I can't imagine why Cruz picked her
Daily Reminder that none of us really like trump, we just drank the kool-aid
>>72330393
Could you imagine how much Trump would make fun of them?
>>72330306
..he's not a Governor bro
>>72330077
I would suck his dick on live television for free.
I am a fanatical zealot and the only thing that can stop me from voting for God Emperor in the general election is death.
>>72330443
Don't forget she laid off people so she could outsource their jobs. Makes it even worse.
>>72330444
She BTFO you tbqh, nailed Trumpkins to the tee
>GOP convention
>Trump has locked that shit up
>everybody hushes up, waiting for Trump to announce his VP
>"you know, I thought about going with lyin ted or 1 in 50 kasich, but you know I just kept thinking how they stayed in the race after they were mathematically eliminated"
>"Now, let's forget about the denial, let's forget about the poor sportmanship"
>"These people stayed in after they lost, wasting all that money"
>"millions, hundreds of millions, many MANY millions of dollars wasted on campaigns that should have been over"
>"I don't want somebody like that in charge of tax payer money"
>"So, after considering all the options, I'm going with Andrew Jackson's ghost as VP"
>>72330444
IF WANTING TO MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AND DEPORTING MEXICANS MAKES ME A KOOL AID DRINKER THEN DROWN MY SHIT IN RED!!!!
Hey guys, I need that picture that puts together Nate Bronze's increasingly nervous articles.
I'm trying to prove a point.
>>72329903
god damn, I can barely listen to her speak
Glenn Beck saying Boner endorcing Trump proves he's establishment and Cruz is not.
>>72330444
But Trump is against the plutocrats. The plutocrats are for open borders, foreign intervention, and free trade with the world.
What is wrong with these dumb faggots?
>>72330454
I would unironically engage in sexual relations with this man.
>>72330520
Oh yeah, I got so BTFO that she didn't even clicked the links I send her
"John Boehner excoriated... Ted Cruz during a talk at Stanford University, labeling Cruz as “Lucifer in the flesh.”
... “I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
http://www.latimes.com/politics/la-na-trailguide-04282016-john-boehner-calls-ted-cruz-lucifer-in-the-flesh-1461850156-htmlstory.html
>>72330584
Welp thats it in a #CruzMissile
Reporting in from Evansville.
>>72330444
>oligarchy
What does she think socialism is?
>>72330077
money can't buy true love
>>72330393
>slow
>and
>steady
>>72330335
'no'
California is in the bag for Trump, you don't close a nearly 30 point deficit by endorsing someone that cost Californians tons of jobs, or at all. Trump's lead is insurmountable here, not to mention has the endorsement of Clint Eastwood who will be rallying with him.
>>72330584
Beck needs to understand that Cruz has only one friend in the world, and it's him.
>>72330626
cool, keep 'em coming
>>72330543
>yfw you remember Trump drowned every single county in all 5 states last Tuesday in red
JUST
DROWN US ALL SENPAI
>>72329786
You might want to ad the Carly Fiorina "Demon Sheep" ad to the entertainment section.
This is a real ad she ran during the primary while she was trying to get a senate seat in California.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo_Ejfc5hW8
This is the person Ted Cruz thinks will help him win votes in California.
This is the Person Ted Cruz wants to take the helm of our nation in its darkest hour.
You might also want to add the California Online Voter Registry to the registration deadlines, as it's the only state left which is accepting online applications. The state is somewhat confusing since all other parties participate in an open primary, while the GOP does not. I've seen a lot of people saying "CA is open, Trump will do great" and it's very important they understand they need to register Republican before May 23rd if they want to vote for Trump.
> http://registertovote.ca.gov/
Thanks so much, to you and all the other OPs, these threads have been great and it's incredible that they've managed to stay organized and concentrated since day one.
GLOBALISTS BTFO!!1
>>72330653
Not from CA but I am in Tech and I know enough to know CA hates Fiorina.
>>72330626
It would be funny if when Trump came on stage you shouted, "Down in front!" Cuz its funny like you are in the movie theaters.
I bet everyone would laugh while they dragged you out of there in handcuffs.
>>72329818
Costa Mesa checking in. MAGA
>>72330608
Holy shit.
The devil can't win the Midwest can he?
>>72330628
>>72330601
>>72330543
How does it feel to be owned by a woman? :) xD ;)
>>72330462
I've seen people calling Kasich a senator too. I think they've been really blurring together in peoples minds.
>>72330653
Hey they're not saying he will win, just that it might help. It wasn't my quote regardless. I can't really chine in on how you guys feel tbqhwy pajamalam.
>>72330748
I'm getting some real fallout vibes from this, senpai
http://www.dariennewsonline.com/entertainment/the-wrap/article/John-Boehner-Calls-Ted-Cruz-Lucifer-in-the-7381129.php
>>72330077
We do it for free.
Trump would make a good president. US needs to reel in the carebare shit for the next 5 years, Europe needs to get its shit together. US needs to halt Chinese asset takeover etc.
>>72330702
Thank you. Hopefully I can add these links without removing much, since the OP is reaching the character limit. The amount of entertainment in recent days is way too good.
>>72330584
>im more anti-establishment than you
yea, fuck glenn beck but this is proof that we're having the greatest election of all time. the person that is least affiliated with the washington old guard is going to win.
>>72330544
Anybody?
>>72330783
Pretty bad. I never thought I would feel so defeated in my life...
Should I just kill myself now? Or is there a better choice in candidate?
Plz, advise me. Save me from these heathens.
>>72330715
>supporting Trump mainly for memes and because he pisses off people I hate
>that fucking speech
>what is this feeling
>Hope? Is that what this is?
>Pride?
>mfw by the end I was genuinely on board and actually believe in Trump
>>72330813
>>72330718
All Trump has to do is mention HP and Cruz' polls will drop to single digits, we are still very sore about that.
>>72330444
t. 20-year-old college student speaking for the whole country
>>72330748
CA is fuggin nice. I just wish you guys could unfuck yourselves. I love visiting there.
>>72330940
>needing an image to prove that Nate "Jew" Slipper is a hack
stop it
>>72330949
It's just the kool aid, senpai, relax.
Once it wears off, we will come back to our senses, and vote for Bernie like Andi Hall
I think my kool aid is wearing off, FEEL THE BERN!
>>72330783
I love when some sheltered dumb cunt wants to tell the world what constitutes "true" strength.
>>72330246
Bernie isn't so far behind desu, he actually still has a mathematical chance.
>>72330968
Honestly they'll be in single digits by June regardless of what Trump does
>>72331020
I deal with idiots, visual proof is nice.
good morning and MAGA
>>72331020
It doesn't matter anymore, if Trump is over 1100, it's in the bag. And if it's 1000+ it's still in the bag.
THEY'RE BRINGING CRIME
>>72331020
>nate aluminum
TRANS VOTE SECURED.
RATO BTFO.
https://www.kike book.com/CaitlynJenner/videos/1556514417981739/
>>72331056
IDK, i dont think I could vote for another man after being so violently thrashed by a woman.
I think Im now a Hilldawg. ARF ARF
>>72330077
Who the fuck is Ellen page?
>>72330077
You're like a broken record
>Ellen Page -skip- Ellen Page -skip- Ellen Page...
Get rekt like the Rat
>>72330603
>buzzword count
>insecure about intelligence
seems like the typical liberal to me
>>72330859
I knew you would brother.
>>72330077
>This board was a Cruz board
it never was.
this is bad b8
>>72331151
reeeeee
>>72331155
That's racist tho
>>72331151
LEFTISTS SO MAD.
KEK
>"This is the last straw, Caitlyn Jenner. You're clearly delusional. not only do you somehow support trump, but you are an embarrassment for the trans community at this point. First of all, the washroom you went into looks like a single stall, so not a big deal, secondly, if you had been any other trans person, it would have been a totally different story. When will you wake up and realize that the only reason you get special treatment is because you're a celebrity? Stop painting a fake picture of what it's like and start actually doing some real work to change the perception of others. right now, you're failing. This is not a joke. I'm done standing up for you."
>>72331034
>I didn't realize that a "Hail Mary" consisted of throwing the ball in a urinal.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MY SIDES.
>>72331151
>BREAKING NEWS
>Two janitors found hung by their own intestines after attempting to clean the bathroom Caitlyn Jenner ruined. Coroners have labeled their deaths as "extreme suicide"
>>72330362
True Conservatives™ have absolutely failed to unite people. The divisiveness of the last eight years is being undone. You can take your bullshit somewhere else.
We'll fix the West without you.
>>72331133
Nice try Bernie
>>72331253
I see you have my logo. I have a better one I posted a few days ago
>>72331098
for someone who claims himself to have a superior "ground game" and organization he is reaching unprecedented levels of JUST here
>>72330444
This is type of idiot that watches illuminati videos on YouTube and acts enlightened and awoke
>tfw i will always live in eurabia
>tfw i will never experience living under the god emperor Trump in the land of cheeseburgers.
>>72330968
I don't even know how Cruz thought Fiorina would help him in Indiana. She represents everything that state is angry about. He couldn't have fucked himself harder short of getting an endorsement from Carrier itself.
>>72331034
Kek for about a full two seconds I was confused as all fuck reading that because my brain mixed up Ted Cruz and Tom Cruise thanks to that picture.
>>72330308
Same here. Trump supporters, hispanic children, being attacked by the $oros army...
They. Will. Pay.
>>72331257
The trans community is an embarrassment to the trans community.
>>72330393
>C.U.C.K. block trump
>establishment installs Kasich as he's not cruz and is more legitimate than any others since Rubio killed himself
>Jeb is now VP
>Kasich is taken as a blood sacrifice to the globalists
>Jeb achieves his dream once and for all
SLOW
AND
STEADY
Fresh Garrison
>>72330362
Keep dreaming retard
>>72331325
the sad part is that most of them are satire of the tinfoil hat movement, very few actually talk about it seriously. I just listen to alex jones, he talks about the globalists in general, not some small group of degenerates that may or may not even exist
>>72331348
Don't fret. He's the God Emperor of mankind. You will see benefits from his rule.
>>72331257
Holy shit. Why does the lgbt community hate trump so much? As far as I know, he's never spoken out against them in any way.
> if you had been any other trans person, it would have been a totally different story.
How? Jenner passes as a woman. Unless it's your first day on HRT and you didn't shave, I'd say no one is hassling you in a bathroom.
>>72330932
Agreed
I just hope Trump winning purges the media. Why should we listen to those who were so wrong
>>72330968
I hope he knows that. Everyone I know in the tech sector hates fucking Fiorina.
>>72331325
it sounds like an idiot who watched hunger games and thinks that all the racially segregated districts just need to join up and overthrow the evil capitol
When Donald Gets Mad, He Curses
>>72331009
Orange County is based though.. that's why Trump is here.
>>72331446
Trump is indifferent on trans people. It's a sideline social issue that lefties like to throw around to throw off the real narrative.
>>72331257
>done standing up for you
lol, there's a pun in there somewhere
>>72331405
>you were alive to see Drudge, Alex Jones and Ben Garrison be on the same side
>>72331405
ENLARGE
ENHANCE
>>72331405
HIGH ENERGY
>>72331151
They truly are disgusting degenerates, though I suppose appeasing them is a beneficial and pragmatic strategy for Trump at this junction.
Someone convince me not to.
>>72330653
Clint Eastwood is black Trump? Sweet merciful Christ. It's beautiful. :0
>>72330138
She is absolutely hated there. Well known for killing jobs.
>>72330284
Fiorina lost to one of the most hated politicians in CA. Anybody else would have won that race.
t. Republican that voted for Boxer over horse face
>>72331554
>that leaf
>>72331507
>did someone say cheese?
>>72331552
come home beck you stupid cunt
>>72330783
obviously a 20yo college chick. hopefully her actual identity isnt attached to her stupidity. so thankful i dont have a catalog of all the dumb shit i've ever said.
>>72331566
I want one to masturbate to.
>>72331507
When Cruz continues to campaign, he loses.
>>72331448
Nay-sayers will continue to exist as long as people are willing to listen.
It will be up to President Trump to call them out and convince their viewers that most sources of MSM are awful.
I still want to see a Trump funded news network that hosts the Morning Joe crew, Greta and Hannity.
The rest will have to audition in a Celebrity Deathmatch style public event.
>>72331151
Yuck
Doesn't matter for presidency but jesus christ that's disgusting
>>72331566
Buy two and send me one.
>Ben Garrison unironically gets $1000 a month from the people who used to troll him
>>72330626
About to go take a final lab exam, make sure this rally is extra MAGA!
>>72331405
a fucking leaf
>>72331712
Ben Garrison was never our enemy, he was just really really unfortunate.
>>72331519
Yeah but the state is run poorly and the gun laws are some of the worst. I usually hang out in San Diego county when I'm visiting.
>>72331712
We never hated Ben Garrison. He was just collateral damage.
>>72331712
>getting money unironically
How the fuck do you get money ironically?
Methinks someone's using some buzzwords.
>>72330949
You deserve it.
FRESH OFF THE PRESSES
http://www.cnn com/2016/04/28/politics/john-boehner-ted-cruz-lucifer-stanford/index.html
>>72330468
EVEN IN DEATH WOULD I SERVE
>>72331712
>mfw the Ben Garrison meme got moot to quit 4chan
1000x better than baneposting
>>72331844
They expect someone in the wreckage, brother.
>>72331865
>methinks
That's a reddit word tho
>>72330864
Assuming Mike Tyson has giant monster hands, which is a fair assumption, Mr. Trump's hands don't seem particularly small.
Where did that come from?
>>72331448
>Why should we listen to those who were so wrong
if anyone supporting trump was listening to the media they wouldnt be trump supporters. the media is powerless and this election will prove it. the media is nothing more than 30yo single women that regurgitate whatever they're told from authority figures. the moment journalism stopped being a paying profession all the men vanished and this is what we're left with.
>>72331916
explains why Ted cant win the evangelical vote
Will you Make America Great Again with me anon~ ;-)
>>72331916
He didn't mean it literally but holy fuck Indiana cornfuckers will be converted just by that headline
>>72331566
Apply yourself
>>72330626
you will remember this day for the rest of your life
>>72332013
Glenn Beck might honestly ingest cyanide by the end of this election
So folks, what do you guys predict will happen for Cruz's inevitable meltdown?
>>72331998
only if you'll frot with me
>>72332094
See >>72332086
Some hardcore members of the Cruz cult will commit collective suicide
Can stephen miller just hurry up and shut their dirty lying mouths already?
>>72330544
>>72330940
>>72331102
http://imgur.com/ZVbDMXh
:c)
>>72332086
> Trump's stumping of Cruz and cuckservatives is so complete that their prophet commits suicide on-air
Oh please oh please oh please
Has Alex Jones reacted to Trumps globalism statement yet?
>>72331174
A Canadian citizen from the irrelevant province of Nova Scotia... And a lesbian.
>>72330544
>>72332145
OY VEY GOYIM DINCHA KNOW DA LAST TIME YOU PUT YOUR COUNTRY FIRST IT RESULTED IN DA HAWLAWCAUST
>>72332188
>>72332249
Thanks bros.
>>72332145
I want this Nationalism equals Nazism meme to end. It makes me so mad.
NO JUST LAY DOWN TO GLOBALISM GOY DON'T RESIST.
FUCK OFF.
I love Ben Garrison, but why does he always make his enemies look like Jews?
>>72331174
She was in Inception and Juno. Hasn't had any relevant work since.
>>72331257
Caitlin Jenner isn't just a celebrity, he's an American hero.
>>72332145
Oy vey America has never been patriotic before, nope, never.
>>72331348
you can always come in LEGALLY
>>72332249
>mfw Cruz couldn't do anything to stop Trump, and the voterless elections he won helped do him and his campaign in
>>72332204
Not Alex himself but another infowars pundit did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzqnYwPNabw
What's the odds of Trump being a regular at /pol/? His policies align pretty good, and he shitposts on twitter all the time.
>>72332145
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I FUCKING HATE CNN
>>72332321
But if we all suffer equally it's only fair!
>>72331034
Trump is a fucking beast
>>72332036
Pls do this
>>72331943
Forgive my insolence!
EVEN IN DEATH, I WILL SERVE GOD EMPORER
>>72332013
I think Boner knew exactly what he was doing there.
>>72332145
IT'S ANNUDA SHOAH.
>>72331841
>Yeah but the state is run poorly and the gun laws are some of the worst.
I totally agree.
>>72332327
Wouldn't it make more sense to make Hillary the jew?
>>72332249
>Increasingly Nervous Man.jpg
>>72332387
I'm almost certain he's come here at least once or twice to check out the generals and chuckle at some shit but I doubt he's a regular here
His kids, though...
>>72331348
If you spend enough time on /pol/ you should pass the citizen test with flying colors.
>>72332036
They actually sell dildos on Amazon?
So wait you can buy sex toys on Amazon but anything firearms related is oyyy veyyy too controversial?
>>72332451
Both should be, really
>>72332036
What exactly makes a dildo "premium"?
>>72332497
Are you kidding m8
Sex toys are some of Amazon's biggest business, nobody wants to buy those things in public
>>72332474
>>72332308
theres also this one
>>72332565
it has actual smegma
>>72332327
Make Hilldog the Jew and have Trump sweeping away the "holohoax"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS7w0GXNYw8
I thought Massachusetts is done, what is this?
W-why did T-ted pick Carly over me g-guys?
>>72332497
It'd be a fucking nightmare to sell firearms.
Tell me how restricted sex toys are and the differing laws between states regarding sex toys.
Guys where will we all be in a few years? Will we reminisce about how we actually memed a guy into POTUS?
How much power does 4chan actually have here?
>>72329786
has he already won pol?
>>72332497
>So wait you can buy sex toys on Amazon but anything firearms related is oyyy veyyy too controversial?
What? I bought a set of 1911 grips and a compensator from Amazon just fine.
RAT/FACE ALERT
>>72331151
As a fag for Trump,I can get along with trans just fine as long as they dont insist on proselytizing science fiction about mystery genes. I heard enough of that shit sold about people like me and have the background to knowledgeably reject it and recognize it as a con job. I really, really dont like men who choose to live as females telling me my education is worthless because I view a dick and balls as more evidence of gender than a bunch of ridiculous enzyme paths that mean fuckall and no one ever actually tests.
You get a medical opinion on gender as soon as you're born. You don't need a lab test. Even legitimate intersexed people dont have gender issues like trans, and they are born with a legitimate excuse.
Older trans who dont hang around liberals tend to be fine. Its all the new young jackasses that believe and repeat everything they're told.
>>72332647
Are you questioning Kek?
>>72331679
Could you imagine the ratings?
Netflix would pick it up
>>72331972
I mean we as in normies, not like /pol/tards
I'm hoping the collective realization of how wrong everyone was leads to mass redpilling
TRUE
TESTED
TEXAN
CONSTITUTIONAL
CONSERVATIVE
YEEEEYAAAHHH!!!!
>>72331446
Because LGBT have made being progressive a page of their identity. Groups like the Pink Pistols, for example, get trashed on as well because they don't support gun control.
>>72330715
I'm genuinely shocked by how good that speech was.
How can anyone oppose this man?
>>72329786
> not getting ramen at hakata ikkousha after trump rally
Feel sorry for you guys right now.
>>72332627
Like accessories.
Also: I've bought plenty of firearms online, friend.
>>72332676
Well what the fuck was that stance the CEO faggot had? I thought he said they were going to remove all things firearms related from the store because WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!? I think it was after Sandy Vag.
I have a pill stuck in my throat
why is this so fucking painful?
>>72332693
Will he blame Trump for this as well?
>>72332647
>this was taken from behind the counter
kek
in a few years I'm sure I'll be making threads like
>/pol/ doesn't even remember they unilaterally supported Trump
and getting mostly
>I never supported Trump it was a vocal minority!
responses.
not because he'll be bad, but because he'll be in power, and /pol/ loves to be edgy. also because realistically a wall would take most of two terms to get underway
>>72330077
Only board that ever like rato was /k/ because he panders to NRA and hunting groups.
HOLY FUCK LYIN' TED JUST CAN'T STOP LYIN'
>>72332699
>As a Fag for Trump
We want your vote, but why the hell do you homos go everywhere telling people who you are? If you don't go telling everybody what you do in bed with whom, nobody will care, I guarantee it.
When you tell somebody that you like getting fucked in the ass and sucking dick, be expected to be judged by other people. Otherwise, just keep your mouth shut about it.
But I am glad that we are uniting all sorts of people. Degenerates or not, we not to unite under one flag again if we want to take our country back
>>72332786
LITTLE. WHITE. DICKS.
Rato telling lies right now
>>72332815
Oh, accessories. You can get accessories from Amazon, can't you?
Also, I know you can buy firearms online but Amazon caters to every single state + internationally. Aren't most online firearm retailers specifically designed from the ground up to cover their asses?
Trump is a liberal pawn.
>Trump has funded the gang of 8.
http://www.redstate.com/aglanon/2016/02/11/donald-trump-financed-gang-8/
>Gave thousands to Hillary. (>100k it looks like)
http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/242088-trump-gave-at-least-100k-to-clinton-foundation
>Is pro-abortion.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-dont-change-abortion-laws/
http://www.nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/video/trump-in-1999-i-am-very-pro-choice-480297539914
>Hired illegals.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/trump-hired-polish-illegal-immigrants-to-build-trump-tower/article/2001294
>Supports Amnesty.
https://www.numbersusa.com/blog/trump-walking-back-some-amnesty-comments-and-filling-some-blanks-and-we-raise-his-grade
Rato on Msnbc now...
LYIN TED!!!
>>72332396
Reminds me of that one Twilight Zone episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ulKGzLjjAo
Really freaky. I'm trying to remember another story about a bomb that goes of in the US making almost everyone disabled, and one person has to pretend to be disabled to not get attacked and disabled by envious people.
Nothing worse than envy really. It's the motivation behind "equality."
Can Trump win Indiana? It's pretty much Cucksters last stand there right? Will the priesthood rise in the Hoosier state?
>>72330077
Trump pays us by making America great again. We do it because we can, and because we can we must. With great power comes great responsibility
>>72332842
unfortunately there is a good chance that our meme magic comes with a giant side effect of bring in a lot of normies and that in a few years this place will be a bunch of jackasses repeating stale memes and not even knowing why they do it.
>>72332833
The red pill is a hard pill to swallow.
>>72332786
looks like a literal cuck
How long is Cruz's filibuster going to b?
>>72332946
I don't give a shit what Trump is shill the country is dead if Hillary is elected.
>>72332815
I dunno, but the grips, compensator and the later bought trigger guard laser make my 1911 look 100% more effective at babby killing. No fuss from Amazon about it though.
>>72332946
Cruz is a globalist pawn
Lyin' Ted just can't stop lying
>>72332145
> both parties and all of media call Trump Hitler
> voters would much rather vote for Hitler than any of the candidates they selected for us
You think they will ever become self-aware? Or are we in for 8 years of "OY VEY!"
>>72333002
It was an anti-depressant that was tan
>>72332962
This fucking rat. He has to be working for trump. No way he can be this pathetic right?
>>72333048
Then why support the one candidate out of the original 17 that pools the worse against her?
>>72332946
(You)
>tfw gonna enlist in either the Navy or Marines if Trump wins.
I wanna serve the God emperor.
I'm thinking either 03xx if MUHREENS or FMF HM if Navy.
>>72333141
Polls retard, and that shit doesn't even matter
>>72333172
Refute me you authoritarian idol worshiping cuck.
Rato has his attack dog by his side.
>>72331561
Seeing as it is just a massive waste of time, I'd say that you are right.
It's a state issue at this point and the federal government has no business in bathroom legislation.
We need to destroy ISIS and prevent WW3. We need to stop TPP and enforce trade laws. We need to bring jobs home and stop fucking our own citizens.
As a Canadian, Trump is campaigning on issues that definitely have an impact on me. Hopefully he'll set an example that we will follow and my kids won't lose their father on a potato farm fighting people I have no interest in harming.
>>72333141
>one candidate
Didn't Trump also fund Cruz?
Question from someone who is not a trump supporter. How in the hell is he getting backed by every candidate that stood so vocally against him earlier?
>Trump funded John Boner
wait, I thought he only funded Democrats, Ted.
Ive never been more certain of a global illuminati in my life after last night.
Trump finished his foreign policy speech, and literally everyone is speaking the same rehearsed response.
>"Trump is contradicting himself"
>"Trump cant be so unilateral"
>"You can't promise to stop Iran, then say America First"
Fucking everyone that is against his speech is saying these same words.
The problem is that Trump most certainly didnt contradict himself. Anyone that heard it knows that "America First" doesnt mean "America Only".
So why are all these domestic and international public speakers saying the same xerox response?
Jesus, I just took another massive redpill, suppository style.
>>72333224
If polls don't matter, why does your 'daddy' cite them everywhere he goes?
>>72333242
>asking someone to refute b8
>>72333242
You faggots don't get to say cuck. You're entire existence is just to prop up multinational corporations. Fucking traitorous scum
>>72333313
YES
>>72332946
Only cuckservatives give a shit about your clickbait
Go back to your cuckshed, Glenn
False song... of globalism?
>>72333207
>not waiting for the inevitable trumpstaffel
>>72333372
You're supporting a liberal. Own up to it.
>>72332786
PLEASE KEK, PLEASE, DO YOU HAVE ONE MORE IN YOU. WE BESEECH YOU.
>John Boner BTFO's rato
>rato, 'Boehner is Trumps golfing buddy. Trump is to blame."
>'Boehner hates America'
And rato says Trump whines a lot.
>>72333207
The nomination or the general? I'm thinking of doing the same thing after he secures the nom, I have the utmost faith that Trump will win the general and I also need to stop being an ultra-NEET
>>72332881
Which is dumb because Trump is way more /k/
Don Jr probably lurks
>>72333323
here's another one for you
Germanistan just came out and said basically b-but you can't do that!
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/german-foreign-minister-criticizes-trumps-america-first-foreign-102200855.html
>>72333329
He doesn't, and I'm not a fag who says that
>>72333489
>Still losing
>>72333459
Social conservatism is dead retard
>>72333459
I'm a democrat, so why should your hyperbole affect my position?
>>72333520
>he doesn't
You sure havn't been following this election very long, huh?
>>72333459
Cut out the buzz words and give me actual reasons why you don't like him
>>72333390
People sing it to us every day, as if there's something beautiful about it.
But it doesn't work, it's a disaster. So it's false. Thus the false song.
>>72333489
>reading a sentence
>>72333390
Yes.
The idea that democracy should spread to all parts of the world.
That we can overthrow a dictatorship spawn from chaos, and replace it with a functioning government, when 90% of the inhabitants are extremist zealots of an ancient tradition.
Our world is literally the entire universe in Star Trek, and Democrats cant stop trying to break the Prime Directive.
We must take their dangerous toys away, and let them fight it out in a secluded area, or just run their shit over with a truck.
>>72332693
topkek
RAT/FACE is what they should put on the ballots
Jesus Christ, Ted. RELEASE THE TAPES DONALD
>>72333329
there's a difference between polling 6 to 7 months away and polling a week or two away
>>72331841
Your gun laws are so bad that I feel fortunate to be Canadian.
This reminds me, I need to get a quality bayonet for my 14.5" AR with pistol grip and flash hider to supplement my easily accessible ten round magazines.
>>72333606
Only watched every rally dipshit. Please though, go find me some videos of trump talking about polls
>>72330153
Will she play Unter dem Doppeladler during Trump's inauguration?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AwIWi6r0p4
>>72333602
I already know trump supporters are democrats who voted for obama in 08 and 12.
>>72331865
>methinks
>>72332982
Trump was just endorsed by Bobby Knight last night. Trump has Indiana in the bag. No other endorsement could have meant more in the Hoosier state.
>>72332933
I dunno man, all they'd have to do is get an FFL and ship to an FFL upon purchase. I guess maybe most online gun sellers have lawyers advise them during startup or something. I ha e no idea honestly. All I know is that there has to be an FFL on both ends to complete the transfer. The stores always have disclaimers that it is up to the purchaser to know their state's laws.
>>72333064
Him let me google it. I canceled my Prime account because that was the last straw from those freedom hating faggots.
Well maybe it was just his anti gun stances in general. Could have sworn they banned gun parts. Guess not.
>>72333459
Ok?
>>72333514
Yeah i read that one, and I heard the same shit from some jew author that was on Hannity last night.
Also heard it from a couple other sources, but dont know exactly from whom.
>>72333612
I listed half a dozen with sources
>>72333739
The ones I know regret voting for Obama though.
>>72333480
General. I'm gonna keep working out and bettering myself until then.
Besides on the chance he doesn't make it I don't wanna fight Hillarys wars. Reason I didn't enlist after high school despite wanting to and coming from a large military family was I had no faith in Obama as a leader and neither did my family. I genuinely love Trump and would serve under him forever if I could. Hell, I'd actually take a bullet for him.
>>72333803
Pick one
New thread >>72333787
>>72333787
Next thread >>72333787
>>72333787
>fresh bread here >>72333787>>72333787
>>72333787
>>72333787
>>72333787>>72333787
>>72333787
>>72333787>>72333787
>>72333739
I'm glad you understand why Trump is going to dominate the general election
>>72333739
If I were American I probably would have voted for Obama just to make shit worse.
Fuck electing cuckservatives and slowing the decline.
In hindsight, it was an excellent thing neither McCain or Romney got elected.
>>72333688
I prefer the angle with VOTE TRUMP SO PROGRESSIVE SIDE COMES WITH A VENGEANCE IN 2020.
>>72333514
>Steinmeier also said that Trump's speech was contradictory, with the Republican calling on the one hand for 'America first' but on the other hand urging the United States to withdraw from the world: "Those two things don't seem to fit together very well to me," he said.
Exactly what that other anon said. Holy shit.
>>72330626
Wish I was there but I have work and a job interview for another job so no way I could make it.
>>72333734
>slutposting
They'll play Emperor of the Sun during that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4scF1ogXcB4
Together we can Make America Great Again!
https://youtu.be/R2qZ_nkXxE0
>>72334053
Where's her Trump accessories?
TRUMP MAGA
>>72333472
hes already dead inside
>>72332565
Materials, I assume.
>>72332647
What does it mean to wield the power to make kings? To quote Saladin...
Nothing.
Everything.
>>72333133
This, what if he is actually doing this stupid shit to help Trump and fuck the GOP
>>72333133
if he were he'd just drop out
