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TRUMP GENERAL - MARCHING ONWARD EDITION
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DANK OC:
Maga Man: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70JI3Hf6-Y
Unofficial Trump Campaign Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23

>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 991/ UNHOLY TRIUMVERATE (Cheater and the Eater + Horselip): 722 (568 & 154)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com

UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Indianapolis, IN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVlmTJjDgU4
>Trump & Knight Greta TH 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfuZfmZy-vs
>Foreign Policy Speech 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW8RqLN3Qao
>Acela Primary Victory Speech 4/26/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5SRESaRUc

INTERVIEWS
>Trump & Eric on Hannity 4/25/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTnIX9PAoRo

ENTERTAINMENT
>”False Song of Globalism”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vyhOMJXHPA
>Kasich Eats Ice Cream w/ a Fork
https://twitter.com/MyDogShotMe/status/725183227275665408
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>Megyn Kelly STOMPING the Rat!
https://twitter.com/KLSouth/status/725079744400789508
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw

Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
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first for teddy
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awoovement bitches
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AWOOOOOVMENT
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AWOOOOOVEMENT
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Melania?
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Goodnight, Sleep Tight. Don't let the globalists Bite.
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A reminder that Donald Trump knows how to build buildings.
He is intimately familiar with the details of their construction.

He KNOWS those planes couldn't knock down those towers!
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It's time to unite behind a consistent conservative in the tradition of Ronald Reagan.

It's time to unite behind a warrior for ordinary Americans against the Washington Cartel.

It's time to unite behind the ONLY candidate who has beaten, can beat and will beat Donald Trump.

It's time to unite behind Ted Cruz.
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>people ITT really think Trump can win Marion County and whatever county Gary is in
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>>72310826
Going to list some speeches. I think I am on to something. Mostly about farmers and Big business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixi3fwGvLsw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPXkVsiIasg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhlzdjPGxrs
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How long until Morning Jew?
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>>72310943
>Implying Commodus did anything wrong
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Doing cartoon hat shops, no gifs
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>>72311008
Mind doing something from Space Ghost?
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We seriously need to meme #CarlyTheMolester everywhere after that fucking creepy song
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>>72310998
You'd obviously think that since Commodus was based on Trump, but Cruz like a gladiator, is a salt of the earth guy who fights for the common man.
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>Trump already tying Hillary in one poll

She can't run forever. The Trump Train approaches
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>>72311039
shoot me an image
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>>72311069
>tying

Kek, come back when he's actually beating her, like Cruz is.
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>>72311008
How about we go a little western for a moment
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>>72311008
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>>72311008
famalamborghini
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>>72311051
Maximus was a whining bitch. I pity you if you base your opinions around such scum.
>inbf MUH FARM MUH CHILLUNS MUH WIFE
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>>72311008
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>>72311072
How's this?
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>>72311051
You forgot to mention ellen page
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Drawfag Trumpette, are you here?
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How did Trump lose like 5 delegates so suddenly? That's some shady shit. I hate when I randomly see his delegate count drop
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>>72311100
H E L L O R A T O
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>>72311100
The only person Cruz is beating is Kasich and possibly his children
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>>72311122
good digitrs
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>>72311288
AYYYYYYYYY
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>>72311174
What are you trying to say?
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>>72311245
>>72311288
You people are sick.
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>>72311318
>grilling lunch meat
Am I missing out on something?
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>>72311324
How about YOU leave and come back when Cruz gets the nomination.
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>>72311324
We're not sick, we're Trumpified.
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>>72311324
Ted Cruz is a literal demon and you're shilling for him

Being called sick by treasonous, unscrupulous, globalist scum like you is an honor
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>>72311364
He will get the nomination. Trump won't get to 1237 and Cruz will win on the second ballot.
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>>72311324
Not an argument
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>>72311185
before this election is over Trump will be the most voted GOP candidate ever
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>>72311360
yes, yes you are.
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>>72311324
>flag
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How true is this image?
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>>72311389
Why doesn't Trump run as a Democrat? Why the fuck must he shit up the party of Lincoln and Reagan when it's clear he shares none of their values?

>>72311426
Call Cruz is a "rat" is not an argument, either.
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>>72311324
This is not part of the agreement, you failed to mention Ellen Page.

>0.05 deducted from your account
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>>72311420
>Cruz will win on the second ballot.

There won't be a second ballot, and if there were one they would pick anybody but Cruz. They would push Cruz off the stage just as quickly as they would Trump.

You're a tool to force a brokered convention and nothing more. I'm glad you don't live in my country.
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>>72310978
>the man who influenced FDR
>the same retard that almost slaughtered himself and his rough riders
>basically killed everyone in Panama's Government to setup the current day Panama's canal
>socialized rail road standards
>stopped third world countries from advancing by placing "reserves" on important natural resources
>furthered Englands grip on the USA
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>>72311432
I feel betrayed by everyone who never told me.
>>72311471
About as true as Bernie not being full of shit.
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>>72311506
No, they won't. Cruz is stacking the convention with his loyalists, as he is entitled to do so.
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>>72311324
>>72311364
>>72311387
>>72311426
CHECK FLAG YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

Dammit, do you even know who you're dealing with here? Do you know what that cursed blue, starry, cuckstamped, piece of shit flag represents on 4chan?
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>>72311503
She's got enough forehead to donate to charity.
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DONALD TRUMP IS A FUCKING RACIST AND SEXIST ASSHOLE
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>>72311420
>wanting to elect Cruz
Have you seen the GE polls? He does horrible against Hillary. The ONLY republican that can beat her is pic related. Too bad your shitty candidate didn't attack Trump until after Yeb dropped out, now we're stuck with a whole bunch of losers.
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>>72311471
Only with pledged delegates
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>>72311489
Not an argument
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>>72311557
Sorry if facts trigger you so much.
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>>72311489
>Why doesn't Trump run as a Democrat?

Because he's running as a Republican, and he's winning

He's about to break the record for the most voted for Republican candidate in history

Cry more about Lincoln and Reagan. Please.

>Call Cruz is a "rat" is not an argument, either.
It's not meant to be an argument, it's meant to be an insult
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>>72311531
>About as true as Bernie not being full of shit
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>>72311576
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HILLARY IS OVER THERE
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>>72311579
Newsflah: Jeb endorsed Cruz. Your shitty memeing won't work here.
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>Using an Australian proxy to make bait posts more trollish and comically absurd
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>>72311557
I was doing it for the (You)s; I am a bad man with an addiction.
>>72311597
Glad somebody laughed!
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>>72311557
Fuck off you stupid newfag. It's 4 AM nothing better to do
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>>72311619
fuck you
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>>72311549
He's staking his chances on a 2nd ballot vote and the loyalty of people who were unprincipled enough to be bribed in the first place?

Great strategy Rato!
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>>72311576

1/10

You score one point for using caps.
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>>72310790
>tfw trump wins all 5 states in a landslide
>tfw drunk as fuck and high on a combination of asian dream/og kush marijuana
>tfw munchies, jack in the box and seeing bright colors
>tfw still have some marijuana and alcohol

who /drunk and high as fuck/ here

feel with me my fellow trump supporting patriots
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>>72311595
>Because he's running as a Republican, and he's winning

Only because of a divided field. Most of the votes cast have been AGAINST Trump.

>It's not meant to be an argument, it's meant to be an insult

I know, and it shows how Trumpkins have no policy arguments to make against Cruz, just insults. It's how I know I'm backing the right guy.
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>>72311652
>BARRON, A SHITPOSTER! DON'T LOOK!
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>>72311324

What website do all the Cruz supporters gather at? Or are there just not that many of them?
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>>72311652
Guess what you scored on an Argument Scale from Not-to-An.
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>>72311531
>>72311580
It might be true but Hillary has a good chance of hitting the amount of delegates needed before California. I think they're delusional.
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>>72311680
>Most of the votes cast have been AGAINST Trump.
More votes have been cast against Cruz than against Trump, genius.
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Republican party is full of globalists and neocons. These people are RINO's not real republicans. Trump happens to be the most republican evidenced by the popular vote. That's how long we've not had a real republican. Democrats suffer the same only all they have as an alternative is a far left socialist if you can even call him a democrat.
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>>72311627
Calm down tripfaggot. This isn't reddit
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>>72311622
Newsflash: that doesn't help his polling against Hillary. Jeb would have destroyed Hillary in more ways than one, but shit-piece Cruz waited until Jeb dropped out to start attacking Trump. Face it, your candidate is a straight loser, and Jeb stepped down so you all would face the music. This is what you're left with now that you didn't back our best candidate.
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This is honestly disgusting

What caused Drumpf to rebound from 50% earlier this month?
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>>72311693
redstate is a cuckshed
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>>72311130
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>>72311693
RedState, TheBlaze, The Right Scoop etc.
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Great past couple of days I've been absent from /trumpgen/ and the victories and bullshit from the GOPe attempting to stump the Trump has been entertaining as ever.

Other than that, how ya'll doing this morning?
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>>72311693
NRO, The Blaze....Disqus comment fields on drudge links

NRO is cuck central though. One of their lead writers (by the name of Goldberg) wrote a huge story about how the white working class "deserved to die"
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>>72311680
Same argument going on with the democrats, dumb nig.
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>>72311680
>Only because of a divided field. Most of the votes cast have been AGAINST Trump.

Tell that to the 50%+ registered republicans that have made their opinion known over the last 5 contests

You probably remember them well because Cruz got destroyed

>I know, and it shows how Trumpkins have no policy arguments to make against Cruz, just insults.
You're an idiot. That person wasn't trying to have a policy argument, he was just calling you a faggot shill because you are one. It's perfectly possible to debate you and insult you at the same time as you might be finding out.
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>>72311680
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>>72311706
>just realizing now that they are delusional
>>72311730
Wait, what? Isn't this the Politically Correct Subreddit?
You need to work on your bantz, cunt.
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>>72311750
It's been wonderful. SO much winning. (Not in picture, Cruz and Skillet Face are running together)
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>>72311750
Hey breaky, great foreign policy speech today, false song of globalism

plus a rally and a townhall with bobby knight there.
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"Hillary was a mistake" - Bill Clinton 2016
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>>72311724
>>72311781
>>72311786

Not true. Every poll indicates that in a one on one race, Cruz beats Trump RESOUNDINGLY. He's only ahead because of a divided field. And even then, he's doing quite poorly. Every other candidate would have had the nomination locked down at the point, yet Trump, as the apparent "frontrunner", can't seem to manage it.
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>>72311828
this is a shitty meme
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>>72311846
mfw
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Anyone have that webm of Ted creepily touching his one daughter while his other sits on his lap?
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>>72311739
your tears
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>>72311773
I think there's been several of those die whitey articles. This was a super rebuttal.
https://youtu.be/hEP1T6MUOOE
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>>72311864
>Every poll indicates that in a one on one race, Cruz beats Trump RESOUNDINGLY.

I know you're just a strayan shitposter but I'm bored so I'll bite.

If everyone wants Cruz then why aren't they voting for him?
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>>72311864

>being this much of a desperate Cruzslim proxyfag

Every time I think my life is bad, someone like you comes along and proves how low a person can fall.
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>>72311869
Thank you kindly.
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>>72311864
> in a one on one race, Cruz beats Trump RESOUNDINGLY. He's only ahead because of a divided field.

I don't see how this changes the fact that Trump is winning.

>If the situation were completely different, the outcome would be different!

You're in denial, I'm done with you. Cruz is irrelevant and has made an embarrassment of his campaign by picking Singin' Fiorina

See you in Indiana, where you will lose again
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>>72311739
New York
Trump is the living manifestation of New York City in human form. He was always going to BTFO the northeast.

Also he hired top-notch convention managers stopping the bleeding of delegates to Cruz
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>>72311864
oh god oh god oh god say it please say it
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>>72311936
But think about all that money he's making. They probably get a bonus for each (You).
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What would Shillary's women card look like?
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>>72311890
He wont beat bernie/hillary so idc desu
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>>72311984

i kek, every time
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>>72311778

Yeah, first Bernie says whites don't know how to be poor, then he says poor people don't vote
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I love that you drew that just to keep for bantz.
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>>72311864
>in a one on one race, Cruz beats Trump RESOUNDINGLY.
Too bad the same can't be said for when Cruz is against Hillary. Jeb is the only candidate who could have defeated the dems, but instead we either have a dem plant or a cruzmissile who, by everyone's calculations. is headed full speed right into the ground.
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>>72311984
kek
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>>72311919
They are. Trump is only winning the blue states that will never vote Republican in a general, while Cruz is winning the important swing states (Iowa, Wisconsin etc). That is what is important as he can win the swing states in November.

>>72311936
I'm just a conservative.

>>72311948
I'll see you at the convention, where Cruz will scoop up all the delegates.
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>>72311471
But Clinton is leading in Cali.
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>>72311993
We're definitely going to need a Yugioh Womans Card for Trump.dek
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I think I understand now why Cruz picked Fiorina as his running mate.

He's doing "the Bernie".

What's the one big difference between Cruz' campaign before and after the Fiorina announcement? The merchandise. He knows he's out, so now he wants to scam as much money as possible out of his supporters.
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>>72312042
It's probably one of my favorites that I have done honestly.
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>>72312056
>Iowa
>Important
Can those even go in the same sentence together like that?
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>>72311988

15 cents per post? That's still pretty shit money, even by Serbian standards.
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>>72312056
>They are. Trump is only winning the blue states that will never vote Republican in a general, while Cruz is winning the important swing states (Iowa, Wisconsin etc). That is what is important as he can win the swing states in November.

So republican voters in the north east dont count? They don't have a say in the party? They don't have a voice in our nation? Only flyover states?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcEiDY5qBbg

Has anyone seen this?! I lost it at the dog part
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>>72312132
>He's doing "the Bernie".
you are so clueless if you honestly believe this
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>>72312133
It's pretty saucy. It's like you WANT to be commissioned for Cruz r34 by ragefapping Cruzmissiles.
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>>72312056

>I'm just a conservative.

Funny way to spell "paid shill", tbqh. Shit son, are you starving or something? How desperate must someone be to actually shitpost in support of a candidate they neither like nor know much about for money?
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>>72312134
It's a swing state in the general, of course it's important.

>>72312138
In order to win a general, you need to win the base states (Utah, Texas etc) and win the swing states. Only Cruz is doing this.
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>>72312209
Let him earn his vegemite.
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>>72312177
Those fresh digits sure are exciting though
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>>72312235
>In order to win a general, you need to win the base states (Utah, Texas etc) and win the swing states. Only Cruz is doing this.

You failed to answer my question:

So republican voters in the north east dont count? They don't have a say in the party? They don't have a voice in our nation? Only flyover states?
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>>72312143
I'M DEAD OH MY GOD
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http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/feb/25/australians-say-they-were-paid-labor-party-work-sa/?page=all

wew
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>>72312143
My god those scenes with his "family" are so fucking hard to watch. I have to squint my eyes just to watch it.

>>72312203
Oh Jesus I wonder if those kinds of people exist. You will love this other one I have sketched up. It's not really rapey but boy, its intense. Ol' Lyin' Ted really gets himself into some deep water this time!
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>>72312272
What matters is who gets to 1237. Trump won't get it and in a contested convention Cruz will win on the second vote.
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>>72311742

this perfectly encapsulates the joy that a young boy feels when he puts on his MAGA hat for the first time.

I know that's how I felt
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>>72311130
Another Bobby
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>>72312143
superdeluxe is fucking hilarious
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>>72312134
>Iowa

Trump will win Iowa. Bigger caucus turnout with Republicans. Republican Governor. And the open senate seat went Republican last election.
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>>72312309
>What matters is who gets to 1237. Trump won't get it and in a contested convention Cruz will win on the second vote.

You failed to answer my question:

So republican voters in the north east dont count? They don't have a say in the party? They don't have a voice in our nation? Only flyover states?
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>>72312295
Oh my, anon. Should I say a quick prayer before I see it?
And yes, yes, those people exist. I am a seasoned /b/ oldfag and let me tell you, I've seen some serious shit.
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>>72312357
Iowa voted for Cruz in the primary, moron. If Trump is the nominee, Iowa will go blue because conservatives will stay home.
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did Cruz really refer to a basketball hoop as a ring?
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>>72312409
Yes

And it made no sense to what he was talking about. Also he didnt know rims are 10 feet high
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I voted for bernie so my conscience is clean. I don't understand how you people can sleep at night
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>>72312380
Of course they matter. Happy? But they don't really matter in the general since those states are reliably blue.
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>>72312409
Yes, while brutalizing a movie quote to pretend like he knows about any sport other than hockey.
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>>72312409
Yes and Indiana is THE basketball state, sad!
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IMPORTANT POLL VOTE NOW

www.strawpoll.me/10071009/

www.strawpoll.me/10071009/

www.strawpoll.me/10071009/
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>>72312495
this is not true at all
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>>72312398
You should definitely say a prayer!

That is actually a really good pun that you will understand when you see it.
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>>72312406
True constitutional conservatives like me can't bring themselves to vote for a Canadian who is ineligible
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>>72312380
Nigger look at his flag, you are being baited
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>>72312524
Whatever. Go vote for Trump. cuck.
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>>72312406
Listen, Cuck,

Iowan's will turn out to vote against Hillary.

Trump's turnout was MASSIVE in Iowa, the 2nd highest in state history.

Basically your brain is a dump.
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>Trump passes Romney's primary numbers
>may even break the GOP record
Could you imagine Trump breaking that record, and they fucking cheat him out of the nomination?
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>>72312464
I'll tell you what matters in the general. Beating Hillary, which is something Cruz does not do. Why would the delegates choose a loser? They won't, and that's the hard facts. I think it's time we faced facts: at the convention, the delegates may choose as they want. Nobody will get 1237 at the first ballot. Nobody will get 1237 on the second ballot. It will keep going until guess who has 1237?

Jeb Bush. We're going to win this general, and to do that we need a fresh face that hasn't been tainted by horses.
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>>72312522
Hahaha can't wait! Should I be expecting this tonight?
Unrelated, but wish me luck for a job interview I have tomorrow. I know you have lots of meme magik, being a Meme Mage and all, so I was hoping you could meme it so.
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>tfw some cruz faggot is using an aussie proxy to make us even more hated
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Anything neat happaning today?
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>>72312587
Slow and steady!
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>>72312616
Australia, we don't hate you. We just hate everything you stand for.
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>>72312549
I will. Trump is the only reason I wanted to come out to vote this year. Everyone else was just window dressing to arrange the coronation for Jeb!
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>>72312464

>Of course they matter.

See buddy? That wasn't so hard to recognize the rights of others to have a say in our nation.
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>>72312520
basketball is YUGE in indiana.
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>>72312543

I know nigger I'm bored.
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>>72312616
You Aussies are so retarded its hard to tell the difference between a shitpost and a proxy
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>>72312520
Yes it is you fucking moron.
t. hoosier
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>>72312576

>Could you imagine Trump breaking that record, and they fucking cheat him out of the nomination?

I predict a very /comfy/ summer on this board if that's the case.
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>Laura Bush went on air to talk about Jeb
>proclaimed that Jeb will never drop out
>he will continue in spite of Trump
>only to deride Trump of winning

>Jeb falls off the face of the Earth

Why is he so disapointing bros? Is is because of that hit cartoon series little bush?
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>>72312143
He's absolutely disgusting.
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I'm so fucking excited for Trump. Every time I listen to one of his speeches I get a hard on. Of course I have to fap at that point. And you do I jerk it too? His hot ass wife and daughter. Holy shit are they dimes. Anyone else do this?

They are going to be the best looking 1st family ever. Ever. And we are finally going to have some high energy policies that let us WIN.

We have been born too late to explore the unknown world or too early to travel light years. But we have been born right on time to make America great again!
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>>72311998
>he still thinks bernie has a chance
how cute
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>>72312737
We were born to see image macros become a political influence
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>>72312522
Here you go m'lady, I'll post the gif version after this

Sorry it took so long btw, my free time is very limited
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>>72312737
Could you imagine Rato's family as the face of our nation? That alone would want me to vote Trump. At least Obama's kids grew up to be qt's.
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>>72312616
"The shitpost has been the ruling principle of my people. It is the source of their glory and wealth. Their posts celebrate their (You)s, and the mother lulls the child to sleep with shitposts of Triumph over an enemy reduced to replying."
- Anonymous Australian author circa 1820s
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>>72312774
it was only a matter of time
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>>72312522
>>72312775
If anyone have a gif request, I'll see what I can do

It'll probably took a couple of days to finish tho :^)
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>>72312862
kek
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>>72312598
May Kek gift you with non-NEET status, child of Kek.

You may see it tonight, I ain't sure yet. I am working on it though and giving the ship one a break.

>>72312775
Thank you so much friend. I love it!! <3
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>>72311576
"YOU'RE A WHITE FUCKING MALE!!!"
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Late night/early morn shit
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God dammit guys, you scared off the shitposter. I was just starting to have fun.
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>>72312708
He wanted to make his reappearance at the convention all the more sweeter. You think Trump is smart? Look at Jebs plan:

>anger the lion that is Trump
>get ridiculed and mocked
>continue to attempt to stump the trump
>continue to get shit on by trump, and in effect everyone else
>at this point, not many like jeb
>drops out early
>july rolls around
>everyone is nostalgic about yeb, missing him and sad that he is completely missing, possibly even dead
>mfw yeb comes out from the contested convention with the nomination

His plan is working so far. Everyone's warming up to the idea of a Yeb nomination, whether you've realized it yet or not. Adam Scott has been doing a persuasion series on it, you should check it out.
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>>72312909
That's some OC for you, anon.
>>72312911
>gets dubs
Praise Kek! I feel better about my interview now.
I'll likely only stay up for another thread, so we shall see!
>>72312976
Anon! You're a living, breathing, thinking, feeling person just like I am and we're both conscious at the same time! How fucking weird is that?
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>>72313039
Praise be! Good luck! It might not be done by then, but tomorrow for sure!
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>>72312911
Thanks for the update on the Ship.

PRAISE TRUMP and bless you
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>>72312143
This excerpt is taken from a New York magazine that did a profile on him. It was published in 1992.

https://books.google.com/books?id=BeUCAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PP1&pg=PA43#v=onepage&q&f=false

Page 43, on the lower left hand side just above where it says "One of the greatest"

Why is trump so Alpha?
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>>72313085
Thanks! It feels like Cheers; I'm here just about every single day.
I used to laugh at the "Welcome to 4chan, you're here forever" banner.
I don't laugh anymore.
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Sarah Palin is Trump's running mate. I promise you. I have it on good authority

Go ahead and screenshot this
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>>72313133
He takes Super Male Vitality!
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Good Morning!

Here's your blank Morning Joe Bingoe cards.

Get 'em ready - ~15 minutes to go!
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>>72313147
Man, I actually have no problem with this but it would be terrible. Her reputation has already been trashed.
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>>72313039
Warm (You)s to (You) too Wash State.
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>>72313147

Pure lies.

We sent you to Sweden to pull off a false-flag Islam-motivated terror attack, not shitpost on /pol/ kid.

Trump's VP has already been decided to be Webb. My digits confirm.
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>>72313147
>Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin's used goods and Trump can't get anything from using her.
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>>72313209
Here's one right back at you! I do love my (You)s. I love (You) too!
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>>72313024
Finally my rare jebs will of value again
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THAT HUMAN STAKE...BECOMES ABSTRACT
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>>72312911
KEK VULT
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>>72313198
>>72313235
>>72313243
We'll see about that

save this
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>>72313147
>Sweden
>Having any kind of authority, even secondhand
Please choose one and only one.
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>>72313302
AY STOP

GET OUT MAH FACE MAN
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>>72313347
kek
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>>72313307
You bet your brown ass Sweden.
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>>72313307

Dont you have some BBC to suck sweden?
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>>72310790
op whats the name of this pic?
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>>72312272
>you need to win the base states (Utah, Texas etc)

UTAH is a swing state? I don't think so. Texas is a key state though. Cruz hasn't won any of the swing states though. I think it was aptly put on CNN or MSNBC that he's a regional candidate at best. He can never be more than a senator. Pinnacle for him would be governor but that's a stretch imo.
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>>72313397
TREBLINKA
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>>72313451
1457484703877.jpg
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>>72313451
Not sure, Hans.
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>>72313307
pls no sweeden don't do this.
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No new polls since Monday
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>>72313451
Adolphe Yvon's Caesar
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>>72311680
>Most of the votes cast have been AGAINST Trump.

Fallacy.
In your eyes, every vote that isn't for Trump is a vote against Trump.

But if every vote that isn't for Cruz is a vote against Cruz, he's MUCH worse off than Trump.

Same rules apply.
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>>72313483
>1457484703877.jpg
kekd
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>>72313521
>tfw Indiana has banned robo polling so very few polls will be released due to them needing to be done manually.
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>>72313530
Based.
Have a founding father Trump.
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>>72313147

Trump's VP is going to be Rauner of Illinois.
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>>72311864
But yet here we are with Cruz unable to reach 1237 delegates despite how low the road he is taking to get to that total.

The people voted for Trump, evangelical's and bribed delegates voted for Cruz.

Also stop proxyfagging as straya because it never works. People just assume you are from Melbourne and hence shitposting.
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IS MORNING JOE ON
LINK
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>>72313530
Thank you sir.
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>>72313563
They can at least give us a Washington poll. Hell, even an Oregon or Nebraska poll would do.
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>>72313620
>evangelical

Trump got more evangelical support I believe too which is fucking sad for Cruz.
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>>72313660

Why do eastern europeans have such a harddon for watching morning joe?

They also never save the links to the stream so every morning we have the same hungarian romanian croatian polish and bulgarian people asking for links.
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>>72313660

http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-msnbc-live-streaming/
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>>72313662
Don't search "Adolphe" or you'll get put in a Reeducation Facility.
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>>72311489
>party of Lincoln and Reagan when it's clear he shares none of their values?

What values did Regan share with Lincol and which Cruz also shares and that are relevant in today's world?
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>>72313673
If this poll is real, Nebraska is a lost cause and Cruzcuck central.

https://www.docdroid.net/ln6GErk/ne-poll.pdf.html
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How likely is it that it'll be a Trump/Webb ticket?

What's the most likely ticket for Trump to choose?
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>>72313724
>Don't search "Adolphe" or you'll get put in a Reeducation Facility.

He already is in a facility called Germany.
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>>72313275
oh that's a good one
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>>72313757
IT'S RUBIOOOO
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>>72313757
Why do people actually think this? Sounds like a good way to kill your chances
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gonna be a good morning joe

lmao
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>>72313757

Trump Webb won't happen. Trump/Rauner is the likely pick.
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>>72313780
Damn, you're right. What strange times we live in.
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>Carly on MJ soon
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Cruzlim tears are flowing on this thread and they are delicious. Keep weeping, you treasonous, cheating bastards. When the God Emperor reclaims his throne you Cruzlims will be in a world of shit.
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>>72313818
>So Ted Cruz is mathematically eliminaTED
>Why did you decided to become his running mate?
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>>72313475
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>>72313748
Damn.
I'm interesting to see if there's a shift after the Kasich/Cruz deal. Haven't had a poll after that, but Trump performed much better than the polls, in the north east.
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>>72313898
FUCK! I thought I was being clever. Didn't realize I was late to the meme.
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>>72313748
Nebraska is cucked, don't lose sleep over it. Cornniggers will do that.

Is it too early to be celebrating? I feel like we've already won this round, /pol/. Feels amazing. Like holding hands with my first gf, all warm and fuzzy.
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My bingo is ready
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oh conan... i love you still
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>Even conan shitting on Cruz/Fiorina
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