>CARLY FIORINA ON MEGYN KELLY SOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aesa-HzpXjc
http://www.hulkusc.com/watch-fox-news-live-streaming/
http://earthdispatch.com/foxnews.html
https://vaughnlive.tv/newzviewz
http://www.hulkusc.com/fox-news-hd-stream/
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/fox-news-live-stream
>FULL TRANSCRIPT OF TRUMP FOREIGN POLICY SPEECH
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-foreign-policy-speech
>Donald Trump: 'False Song of Globalism'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ
VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES:
NEW MEXICO- 5/10
WA- 5/16 in-person
NJ- 5/17
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: 951/ UNHOLY ALLIANCE (Cheater and the Eater): 718 (566 & 152)
GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.cafortrump.com
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
INTERVIEWS
>Trump with Chris Cuomo on New Day CNN 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_qEnSTcXnU
>Trump on Morning Joe 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90YgzABZfBw
>Trump on Fox and Friends 4/27/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1gX5dJHAX0
ENTERTAINMENT
>Latest YCSTT April 27th 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPaiTI86UM
>CNN's Van Jones BTFO
https://youtu.be/_XyurZY7v3k
>Killing Monsters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKffJc5m8k4
>Crud refers to a hoop as “Basketball Ring”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWnes__fPGg
>OverTrump: Rato Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziJsEEnd2D0
>Colludin’ Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIrUWL9w-Jw
>Trump: Little Bites!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqPp4z-Dm5w
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
SHILL THREAD
>>72282868
Okay there Ted
hi /pol/
LUNTZ YOU FAT FUCK!
HE IS THE ONLY CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE THAT IS RUNNING
This luntz group
>>72282830
>Horse Time
WTF IS THIS
Make America MAGA Again
>mfw skipping spelling test to go to costa mesa trump rally
srs question doe, what will the line be like 1 hour before the start time? do you think i will make it inside?
>tfw Trump will be in OC tomorrow
I think I'm gonna go lads, I have the day off. It's a 3 hour drive w/ traffic but it would be worth it
i think luntz is getting new orders from the higher ups to let in trump people to the focus group
Guys is this real? Im not good at detecting photochop
You win this time
>19yr old on fox right now
>Will vote for cruz because he is the most honest and constitutional candidate
HOLY FUCK I WANT THAT PAINTING OF TRUMP BEHIND THAT KEK'D FRANK LUNTZ FOCUS GROUP ON FAUX RIGHT NOW
>So Donald Trump uses the phrase Lyin' Ted....
>I believe it!
>Dear fuck all of these reporters ripping and second guessing cruz
>bernie firing staff signaling his end days
>India lead beginning to stretch farther due to Kasich and Rato fucking eachother up
Where did it all go so right, /trumpgen/?
God these fucking Corncuck Hoosier CruzMissiles on Fox right now
>>72282935
How ya doin moon man?
Why does Chump say he's always been opposed to the Iraq war when he wasn't against it until 2004?
Why is it in 2011 he was for Libya intervention but now he says he was against it?
He was not opposed to the war until 2004, when it was already shit.
>inb4 bait
Actually argue with me and provide facts.
>>72283002
The hat is real, but the logo was added.
>>72282803
>unbound
Trump won 44
Uncommitted won 8
RATO WON 2
>bound
Trump won 17
61 of the 71
CONSTITUTIONAL CONSERVATIVE ^(TM)
BULD WAL
>>72283009
I remember being a teenaged retard.
By 19 I was starting to get woke though.
If you'd interviewed me at 15 I cringe to think what I would have said.
ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU FAGS
Trump has gotten wayyy popular. I mean, with the good guys AND the bad. I'm getting some bad jew jew feelings lately. Especially now that Cruz and Kasich are out the way and his road to victory is clearer.
So here's the story.
When you go to Trump rallies.
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED.
Watch the grassy gnolls. Help the Secret Service guys out and
REPORT ALL SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
Don't just stand there like a giddy school girl.
Keep your eyes open like the keen eyes of a flying freedom.
I'm serious.
REPORT ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS
MAGA
PROTECT HIM
GET IT
>all these Cruz shills in this "Focus" group on Fox
They literally can't say anything other than the usual
"_____ conservative" and other buzzwords.
>>72283042
Welcome to the real universe
Berentrump Bears
>this fat fuck lutz on fox
Trump really nailed it on Greta, nailed the foreign policy speech. Great day for America. MAGA
>>72283061
>when he wasn't against it until 2004?
But that's wrong. YOU provide the facts if you want to make a retarded claim
MAKE VINTAGE WAIFUS GREAT AGAIN
please don't tell Ghost I don't want him to tattle on me to Trudeau
>>72283080
source source source please reeeee
>>72282868
Get a new one ready at post 270; we'll grill the squid again
>>72283057
would moon man be the best fit for trump VP?
anyone got a video of Creepy Carly singing that fucking weird song???
>Megyn Kellys show about 10 mins ago
>>72283061
You can't make accusations like that without evidence. I assume you have some?
>>72283061
Burden of proof son. If he's some evil liberal democrat he'd be against wars in general.
Personally I don't care what his opinion was because he didn't vote for it. Hillary did.
> This 19 year old dominating the conversation
>>72282973
>spelling test
Maybe get the remnant out
FUCK THE NICE GUYS
WE NEED A TOUGH GUY
BASED HOOSIERS
How did Trump know he was going to win this thing? How is he so successful
>>72283173
http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/02/donald-trump-says-he-was-against-the-iraq-war-thats-not-how-i-remember-it/462804/
Next?
>OUTSOURCER
HOLY SHIT BTFO
>>72283119
why is this furball so cute?
>irrelevant
My fucking sides
CONSISTENT CONSERVATIVE
this world is doomed
>>72283250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5By5FNb4ldA
>>72283250
https://youtu.be/5By5FNb4ldA
>>72283250
How is this hard? Just go to youtube.com and look up "carly sing" and sort by upload date.
>this consistent conservative meme
Fuck me dude
>>72283328
I like how all the men say she is shit and all the females, aside from the first, think she is good.
>these people on fox calling fiorina a "consistent conservative"
Those two based guys
>Irrelevant
>Outsourcer
>carly talking about crony capitalism like she learned the word yesterday
See you guys in Costa Mesa
>>72283305
Predestination. Trump is one of the elect.
That face....
>consistent conservative
>consistent conservative
>consistent conservative
>consistent conservative
MAGA
>>72283095
iktfb
>>72283328
He was a big guy
horseface is on
I love that everyone is focusing on the "If Hillary were a man" comment
Really helps push to light that many people are truly only voting for her because of her clitoris
Whats wrong with Carly's face? Bell's palsy or plastic surgery nightmare?
SAY IT WITH ME PAINT IT RED DON
>>72283419
In my teenage years I was a hardcore neocon.
Marginally better than being a libtard like most people, but still cringeworthy in retrospect.
CARLY'S FACE!
WHAT THE FUCK!
>>72283395
How far do you live from there? Feels good living 5 minutes away from the rally.
>>72283355
because you guys are cool and I am lazy.
>>72283340
I know that buzzword really had me puzzled.
>>72283395
Get there at least four hours beforehand...preferably five or six hours, actually
>>72283432
(You)(You)(You)(You)
This "Consistent Conservative" meme....
>>72283418
>mfw the MAGA cap doesnt ship outside the U.S
and dont want to amazon it, because i want Trump to have my money.
>>72282973
>1 hour
>>72283496
>tfw the Canadian education had me brainwashed and blupilled until I was 23
>Unironically thought of myself as a Feminist
>Was one of the people who wanted Obama to win cause his skin tone
>>72283511
ayyy are you 949 or 714?
>>72283393
god damn, given the chance I would absolutely wreck that wet flappy cunt of hers
>>72283124
Berentrump universe a best universe
To think I thought that coming here from the Berenstein universe was a huge mistake
MAGA
Also, holy fuck Bobby Knight may not be the best public speaker, but he oozes genuine old guy wisdom. He make me wish my grandpas were still alive...
>>72283226
Second to Jim Webb of course
>endorsement from Bobby motherfucking Knight
Holy shit Indiana is locked down.
>>72283459
How many times do you think Huma has licked that clitoris?
>>72283416
>No reference to the cunt costing HP stock a 55% crash
Pls forward to your dad, Eric. It's crucial!
When can we expect the new Indiana polls?
>>72283585
are you me? I wonder how common this experience is.
>>72282973
haha, well meme'd friend!
>>72283597
949 senpai
Hey bong poster, you still busting at the sides with Miller?
>>72283311
>That's not how I remember it.
Okay.
>>72283585
Too be fair Feminism was hijacked by lesbians and lost its original purpose.
>>72283610
Desu I'd do the same, but she's probably a boring lay given her feminism
>>72283665
I hope Rato ends up in third place.
>>72283610
>cunt
anal hatefuck is the only correct answer
>>72283585
I was in 5th grade in 2008. I remember thinking exactly this:
>I support Hillary because Imd rather have a woman President than a Black President
To think how far I've come, yet I still ended where I began.
>>72282830
AWOOOOOVEMENT
Are they going to push for Donald to announce his VP? Will he do it? Will he tell them to fuck off because he doesn't want to yet?
>>72283730
Carson will pull more votes
you could open a beer can with her chin lmao
>>72283705
As far as I can tell Feminism never really served as a noble cause
>go to reply to post
>click browse folder for reaction pic
>pic folder is so huge it takes forever to find
>look back at thread
>(17)
>look for pic again
>20 seconds later
>(50)
Sea Biscuit is on FOX right now
>>72283119
IT'S THE GLASSES! ADD IT DAMNIT!
>>72283393
I HATE THOSE EYEBROWS
>>72283381
That word association thing, with the one guy saying "irrelevant" floored me!
>>72283009
god libertarians are such fucking faggots. you show them a nation in its death throws and their solutions are to legalize pot and abolish taxes.
>>72283511
About 2 hours or so, pic related
>>72283544
If I don't will there be a chance I won't make it inside? I don't care if I get a good seat or not I just want to see the man himself
>>72283667
You know that saying about people becoming more conservative when they get older?
It's not just a meme. The longer you live, the more bullshit you see and the more impervious to manufactured reality you become.
>>72283585
I started my recovery at 18. It was a complex process, but part of it was reading Rand and realizing that Bush was bailing out the banks, and then realizing his open-borders cuckservatism was disgusting in other respects as well.
Took me several years of /new/ after that to guide me away from libertarianism to even less acceptable ideologies.
THANKS FOR BEING W..WITH ME
Thanks for .... being with me!? LMAO
>thanks for uh
>thanks for being with me :^)
Fucking WHY IS THIS HORSE FACE BITCH ON TV
>Donald Trump hasn't won this nomination yet
>yet
At least she isn't a completely braindead moron.
>>72283758
>Will he tell them to fuck off because he doesn't want to yet?
yes
the world is not ready for the Trump/Webb alliance yet
>>72283823
>>72283824
Fucking terrible.
Holy shit I hate this fucking cunt why is she allowed to talk.
Ew Fiorina is almost as hard to listen to as Cruz
>We go on Uncle Teddy's bus, and we play and play
What did she mean by this song lyric /pol/?
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton
are
VIRTUALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE
I guess Hillary isn't going to be so bad after all
What's wrong with her lips?
did this bitch carly really call trump a political insider????????????
Wtf is happening to Megyn Kelly? She looks like she's physically transforming into a female version of Trump.
>>72283346
>Daddy what is she doing
>make her stop
>standing ovation for WW2 vet in the town hall
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>72283780
In the 1850's ja.
Modern feminism of the sixties was and still is Marxist bs.
>>72283787
She looks like a platypus.
>>72283119
Forgot about the abomination lol
>>72283758
since it's something that shows desperation, he wont
>>72283909
Some Satanic cult shit goes down
>>72283784
iktf, should have organized and labeled with multiple folder years ago
Now it's just 6k pictures with no rhyme or reason
At least my global warming btfo pics are always first so they're easy to find though
>>72283924
They aren't wrapped around my cock.
>>72283924
She's a reptilian
>>72283907
She's learned the Rato's lies very well.
>Ted Cruz has beaten Donald Trump... many times
Holy fuck this bitch.
>>72283568
Amazon it. Buying a hat from Trump is legally considered a campaign donation.
200 blinks per minute, Jesus.
What about these ones big boy~ ;)
Dude that song made no fucking sense why did Carly do that???
>>72282830
MANY TIMES
CLOSE DOESN'T COUNT
wow and Kelly is actually defending Trump.
Did they fug?
WHY IS THIS CUNT ALLOWED TO LIE ON LIVE TV?
>>72283801
I don't know how many people this venue in Costa Mesa holds, but a good general rule is that the smaller the venue, the earlier you'd better get there...hopefully they have some screens set up outside, so those people who can't get in can still watch him
MAGA, ANON, AND GET THERE EARLY!!
>Megyn's face slowly becoming more and more confused
is there a video of the cnn nigger chimp out? i missed it.
>"actually the party is unifying behind cruz"
>"the majority of voters don't want as their nominee"
>>72284008
>that tittie meat
would go full degenerate with
What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER LIPS
ewwwwwwwww
>>72283705
>the party is coalescing around the Rat
this bitch is out of her mind
>Millions more want Trump
>"actually theyre uniting behind Cruz, we got more endorsements"
Guys I don't want to have a heart attack before Trump gets elected. I can't listen to this shit any more.
>>72283305
Not even kidding. It took me a good five seconds to notice the shoop.
>And on the other siiihand
>>72284030
either that or he bought her off, lel. this is going to be fun election
>>72284067
>he doesn't know CK
FUCKING FINISHED
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>72284008
Her LIPSSSS
>as were you
>Megyn keeps talking over her
>I'm not your friend, bitch
>>72284004
>in the pattern of their life
Like almost destroying a company, or raising a child into a drug addict that dies? How many of Trump's kids have OD'd in a gutter?
I HAVE A VAAAAGINNNA PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so what was rato's big announcement?
>Carly 'real republicans' Fiorina
>>72284003
it means she is lying, subconscious thing.
this bitch is seriously still talking about heidi cruz
>>72284129
i know exactly who she is
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fiorina-cheers-self-up-by-firing-campaign-staff
Bitch is evil.
She ruined HP.
http://money.cnn.com/2015/09/21/technology/fiorina-layoffs/
She loves putting people out of work.
Why is Fiorina so unlikeable?
>>72284008
Is she voting for Trump? If not she can shove her cowtits up her ass.
>megyn asking about the 500k
BASED GO IN ON IT
>______ conservative
>____ conservative
>__________ conservative
>________ conservative
What the fuck is she talking about
>When the attack in Brussels happened...
>Trump attacked Heidi
Wut
>>72284201
Carly Fiorina is now his limping mate
Her lips are fucking BUMPY
>>72284123
What Shoop? All I see is a horse standing next to a rat.
Carly just got rocked by that question.
Kelly must have received a good dicking from trump.
Singing his praises tonight
>>72284042
>mfw what is this bitch talking about?
>>72284165
Saved.
>>72284217
I forgot about her like 2 years ago. Used to jerk off to her kek.
>Trump has trouble standing up to "Strong" People standing up to him
>So far, he literally had to deal with the worst SJW agitators at his rallies and running against cartoon characters like Jeb! and Little Rubio
Cruz is the only one who at one point could be classified as "strong", and he got raped in the ass in NY and everywhere else. The only reason he is still in is because he fucking cheats like a rat
she dodged that question so hard
>>72284227
she's a jaded bitch
>>72284238
Megyn Kelly is pissing me off
WHY WONT SHE ASK IF CARLY IS A CONSERVATIVE?!
>>72284227
She's a female boss. Female bosses are the worst.
Has Carly Fiorina ever had a stroke? Why is half her face drooping like she has some kind of nerve damage?
>>72284247
herpes
>>72284201
he wanted to set a record somehow, so he became the first mathematically eliminated candidate in history to announce a running mate
>>72284284
Every damn episode has a great exploitable reaction!
I want Fiorina to give me a handjob.
>>72284008
Is that bitch still talking shit about Trump? I had to unfollow her on everything when the debates were going on. Forgot she even existed.
>>72284234
Last time I heard she was flicking her bean over Rand, then Cruz.
>>72284238
True
Tested
Texan
Constitutional
Conservative
>in a basketball game you make some fouls
this shit is ridiculously scripted. these fucking hacks are so desperate right now. pls indiana, for all of our sake, end this next week
If she chews her food the wrong way, her lips would explode with puss
EWwww
>>72284299
Her body is naturally resisting the lies she's being forced to tell.
straight out of the meme oven boys
https://youtu.be/ks-7-sKCpiw
>>72284102
>mfw cruz-cucks think they still have a chance
Who is this Fish Horse that Megyn Kelly is talking too?
>he also happens to be a whole lotta fun
>>72284357
I don't watch all of them but Stefan is pretty based. Good analysis of things.
>the people who get on that bus with us
>they ride a fucking bus
>Trump is rolling in choppers and Boeing Jets
You still pedal shit I got more rides than Great Adventure.
>wealthy powerful and well connected
>CARLY FUCKING FIORINA THE EX CEO OF HP
>NOT THOSE THINGS
FUCKING PLEASE STOP
>>72284360
>Horseface
>>72284386
It's fun watching Megyn's reaction to all of it
kek
I think I woulda kinda like Rubio as VP, thoughts?
>>72283970
Cruz won Oklahoma, Wisconsin, his home state, and a bunch of caucuses.
Cruz has a hard time winning anything other than caucuses.
#TrigglyPuff is trending
whatever you do, dont retweet #TrigglyPuff
and if you retweet something from Milo or Paul Joseph Watson about #TrigglyPuff you literally have no place in the year 20 FUCKING 16
>>72282830
ITS RUBIO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72284382
Rand I can understand, I formerly supported Rand. But if she's a #CruzMissile she can go fuck herself.
>>72284386
Trump literally had a basketball coach endorse him today. You're all ducking hypocrites.
>27 years old
>waiting for calls back for job interviews
>nothing better to do than spend 9000 hours turning some random cartoon into an awoo
suicide may be an option desu
>>72284360
Why? Do you want it to fall off?
ARE MY MEMES STILL WORTH SOMETHING?!
>before the end of this election Marco Rubio may be on your team
I don't feel good about this, but I don't feel terrible either.
Rubio looks like an American hero compared to Cruz and Kasich right now.
trump rubio 2016
>>72284030
nah they just getting on the winning team and sweet sweet ratings
>yfw Fiorina got herpes from Cruz's dick
>>72284444
Not to mention Heidi Cruz works at Goldman Sachs
Fiorina is full of shit
>crony capitalists
>former ceo of hp
A FORMER CEO IS TALKING ABOUT WELL CONNECTED CAPITALISTS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
REMINDER: WHEN FIORINA SHITS ON TRUMP FOR BEING RICH
>Carly Fiorina Net Worth is$59 million. Fiorina is best known for being a former business CEO and chairman of the Board of Directors for Hewlett-Packard.
>>72284386
>this shit is ridiculously scripted
just like trump's teleprompter "foreign policy" speech
>>72284470
No, simply because if Trump picks a nominee the establishment wants as president more than him he WILL be JFKed.
i would take rubio as vp over kasich any day
>>72284037
Another question, do you have to print out your ticket?
>>72284487
no shit retard, but he doesn't write awful puns into his media replies. because trump isn't a scripted hack being controlled
>Carly thinks she has a chance after running that sheep ad for the senate race a few years back.
>>72284491
Suicide is never an option with The Don around
>>72284461
>very humbled
What the fuck do you even mean? I've heard this bullshit a lot this election cycle.
>With his five blowout wins Tuesday night, Donald Trump has passed Mitt Romney’s popular vote total from four years ago and is on a trajectory that could land him more Republican votes than any presidential candidate in modern history – by a lot.
>Trump surged to more than 10 million votes, according to totals that include Tuesday’s preliminary results across the Northeast. That’s already about 250,000 more than Romney earned in the entire 2012 primary season and 153,000 more than John McCain earned in 2008
http://www.politico.com/blogs/twelve-thirty-seven/2016/04/donald-trump-popular-vote-record-222510#ixzz470kv1udt
Is the 'old enemy' endorsement going to be rubio? He's the only one who's had their career absolutely destroyed by trump and has nothing to gain from remaining with the establishment. Jeb still has the family money, Cruz will always have his bible belt retard electorate, and Fiorina laid her bed in Cruz's ship. Marco has no chance at getting reelected after the stumping he took so maybe he's going to try and play nice with the trump and earn a cabinet position.
>>72283801
I'm in Oxnard, anon, could I interest you and some other /pol/lacks in a car pool to make America great again? I have two tickets
>>72284492
>>72284458
she just seems really assertive and would give a really great business grade triple AAA rated handjob while talking seriously about political shit
>>72284506
Rubio never stooped anywhere near as low as Cruz.
Hey, where were all the Bernie protesters in Indiana tonight? They mad about something?
>>72284386
Today, Rato made sure to mention how he and Carly watched basketball games on the bus.
>>72284613
>bible belt retard electorate
Donald Trump won the entirety of the South.
>>72284573
Calling Trump scripted is as effective as calling him politically correct
>>72284573
a prepared speech is much different than a media Q&A dipshit
LORD OF THE BASKETBALL RING
>>72284508
>>72284582
It's like you want Trump to get killed.
Think this shit through. His VP has to be marginally crazier than him. Not too much to make the ticket unelectable, but definitely enough that the Establishment won't be more comfortable with them than with Trump.
I wonder if the Cruz/Kasich plan is to try to get Trump committed to a VP early
>>72283801
I gotta drive an hour and half. Hopefully getting there by 5. I hope I can get in. If not atleast we can clash with the protesters.
>>72284491
Wow you just summed up my life pretty much. Except I just turned 26 a lil' bit ago.
>>72283931
>In the 1850's ja.
Fuck that, feminism back then had some weird pagan spiritual foundations about female spirituality being superior, the modern version is more secular
>>72284617
My fucking dick retreated back into my body just imagining that.
>>72284554
Botox jams the face you know
>>72284491
>got a call for an interview this morning after pounding the pavement for days.
We're all going to make it bro.
>>72284503
Negative, should have dumped them on the reddit market before the bottom fell out
>>72284639
They were all fired
>>72284613
Trump may throw Rubio a bone with some kind of job like ambassador to Cuba or something to get his delegates.
>>72284702
I suspected this too, but I don't think Trump will bite.
>>72284693
Trump just has to wear full body armor, and Rubio can through lubricant on him occasionally
Please endorse Trump, Marco.
End this fucking madness.
Redeem yourself
>>72284582
rubio is in my top 5 vp picks for Trump
everyone else revealed themselves as fucking satan. Rubio only revealed himself as a foam party aficionado who is a bit short.